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feb 1st 2013
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show "Weenie of the Week"...
The unnamed individual responsible for a giant eight-foot snow sculpture of a penis and it's attendant testes which are standing at attention in a front yard in Lodi, Wisconsin. Police have twice advised the homeowner to take it down but as of the last time we checked it was still up. Very, very...up. The homeowner calls it "Peter." 
One neighbor says he doesn't think that ordering the sculpture's removal would violate the homeowner's first amendment rights to free speech...unless instead of "Peter,"  he called it "Art."

So, for putting up an eight-foot tall ice-hard you-know-what for everyone to see...when some of us are already more than a little self-conscious about length and girth issues...

For refusing police requests to bring the lurid display to a conclusion, perhaps because they think it would be really weird to lay hands on it now...

And for leaving a 96-inch fully engorged man thing up in his yard for at least three days, when everyone knows you're supposed to call a doctor if it lasts more than four hours...

We are proud to name the Lodi resident who has an eight-foot weenie made of snow in his front yard...or maybe the man junk scultpure itself...as this week's Rick and Len Show "Weenie of the Week."
  
posted by: Rick and Len at 7:00 am Comment On This Post

jan 25th 2013
     We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenies of the Cristi Sturgis and Stacy Gengler, two 35-year-old women who, following an argument inside Hank’s Bar in Menasha back in November, reportedly stole a 175-pound buck with a 19 1/2-inch spread out of a man’s pick-up truck. Sturgis and Gengler allegedly got into their car and tried to run over the 8-pointer to break off its antlers but the deer got caught underneath the car, half the rack broke and they drove down the road dragging it until they realized something wasn’t right. They eventually dragged the deer all the way to Jefferson Park in Menasha and with the help of a friend tossed the deer in Lake Winnebago. The deer just recently washed up, and last week the antlers were returned to their rightful owner. 

So,

For being responsible for the biggest waste of good meat since the time Tommy Lee briefly became celibate.

For apparently not understanding what every good plastic surgeon knows…you don’t mess with a nice rack.

And for doing what may very well be the dumbest thing EVER done in Menasha which is an accomplishment akin to doing the most underhanded thing ever done in Washington, the most sleazy thing ever done in Vegas or the most pathetic thing ever done on Soldier Field.

We are proud to name Cristi Sturgis and Stacy Gengler of Menasha as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:19 am Comment On This Post

jan 18th 2013
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…A 36-year-old Fond du Lac woman who was reportedly hassling a man for money. When police arrived the woman claimed the man owed her money for “sexual relations”. When police told her to take up the matter in court and leave the property, the woman claimed she had no money for cab fare and asked police to drive her home. When the officer refused, she asked for an ambulance to take her to the hospital which is located near her home. The officer said she had to be injured for her to get an ambulance, so the woman reportedly threw herself down on the ground and claimed she hurt her knee and asked for an ambulance again. This time, an ambulance was called and the woman was advised she would be billed for the ambulance ride.

So,

For apparently faking it twice in one night…once for an ambulance ride and once for money. (that she apparently wasn’t paid!)

For wanting a ride home in an ambulance. But since she claimed she was having sex with the man for money, we can only assume she is no stranger to either being in a prone position or under a red light.

For allegedly faking a knee injury, an act that could get her cited for both fraud….and impersonating Jay Cutler.

We are proud to name the Fond du Lac woman who couldn’t afford a cab and apparently faked an injury to get a ride home in an ambulance as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

dec 14th 2012
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…Chicago Bears wide receiver Brandon Marshall who made a big to do this week about the fact that he doesn’t like the Green Bay Packers. REALLLLLLY? Now I know Marshall is sort of new to this, just having joined the Bears this season, but I would have thought someone might have taken him aside by now and mentioned that THAT’S THE WAY IT SUPPOSED TO BE, DOUCHE BAG!

The Bears hate the Packers. The Packer hate the Bears. That’s not news. That’s the facts of life. It’s been that way for 91 frickin’ years. Hell, it was already that way almost 2 decades before Mike Ditka was even a glimmer in his father’s lazy eye.

Do you think the rivalry between the Packers and the Bears has been the longest and most intense in the history of the NFL because they LOVE each other? If that were the case, George Hallas and Vince Lombardi would be in Washington state right now tying the knot.

There’s no need to make some proclamation that you-don’t-like-the-Green-Bay-Packers. It’s the natural order of things. As a Chicago Bear, you’re not expected to like the Packers any more than a cobra is expected to like a mongoose, than the Hatfields are expected to like the McCoys or than Jay Cutler is expected to like the sand in his vagina. Get used to it or get out!

So,

For mistakenly believing that what comes out of his own mouth is any more insightful than what comes out of his ass.

For being more clueless than even the Jon Bonet Ramsey Homicide investigators ever were.

And for apparently thinking he’s the first Bear player to ever sip from the cup of Packer Haterade.

We are proud to name Chicago Bear Brandon Marshall as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 3:38 pm Comment On This Post

dec 3rd 2012
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenies of the Week…the Chicago Bears. Let me explain. This week, Bears wide receiver Brandon Marshall told a reporter he knows of players who take Viagra before a game because they think it gives them “an edge”. Now, while Marshall didn’t specifically say that it was any of his teammates that were doing it, for our purposes, we can only assume.

So,

For giving a whole new meaning your receivers going “long”.

For taking extreme measures to get their defense to stiffen up for a goal line stand.

And

For claiming it’s to give them “an edge” when I’d be willing to bet it’s just to give Jay Cutler an excuse for why he gets a chubby every time a big sweaty player pounces on him.

We are proud to name the Chicago Bears as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 6:24 pm Comment On This Post

oct 26th 2012
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…The Capitol police officer who was terminated this past week after he accidentally fired his weapon inside the Wisconsin Governor’s Mansion. Neither Governor Walker or his family were at home at the time.

So,

For shooting off his weapon in an area usually more associated with politicians shooting off their mouths.

For making as many holes in the Governor’s mansion as most our governors have had in their heads.

And for being responsible for the most embarrassing accidental discharge in a government residence since Bill ruined Monica’s dress.

We are proud to name the Capitol police officer who accidentally discharged his weapon in Wisconsin Governor’s Mansion as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 5:55 pm Comment On This Post

oct 25th 2012
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…Jeffrey L. Manke of Oshkosh who was busted for speeding in Fond du Lac county last year. This week, Manke appeared before a state appeals court where he argued that Wisconsin's speeding statutes don’t pertain to him because they prohibit a PERSON from speeding. He contends his Bible studies show he is a “man”, not a “person”. Allow me to repeat that. He is a man, NOT A PERSON. Interesting distinction.

So,

For presenting an argument that proves that he doesn’t understand that justice is blind…not crazy.

For claiming he’s “a man not a person” which is like claiming he is a moron not idiot when clearly, both descriptions seem fitting.

And for trying to use the bible to talk his way out of a traffic ticket which, I’m guessing works about as well as trying to use the Wisconsin Drivers Instruction Manual to talk his way out of Hell.

We are proud to name Jeffrey L. Menke of Oshkosh as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 8:37 am Comment On This Post

oct 15th 2012
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Andrew Bishop…the 21-year-old Minnesota man who got drunk, broke a window to gain access to the Wisconsin State Capitol Building then passed out on the dome. Not IN the dome. ON the dome! He was found unconscious on the 4th floor rooftop below the dome’s observation deck.

So,

For embarrassing himself at the Wisconsin State Capitol without even bothering to get elected first the way most people who embarrass themselves in that building do.

For slipping into unconsciousness in the most embarrassing place anyone has done so since…well, since the President did it in front a live national television audience at the debate in Denver last week.

And for doing a spot-on impression of Tommy Thompson without even having to utter the words “Packer organininization”. 

We are proud to name Andrew Bishop…the Minnesota man who got drunk, passed out on the dome of the Wisconsin State Capitol Building as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:47 pm Comment On This Post

sep 21st 2012
We are SAD to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Green Bay Packer Quarterback Aaron Rodgers. (I know. This is killing me!) As you may recall, before the Packers game against the 49er’s in week one, Aaron made a friendly wager with one of the members of the music group Boyz II Men who sang the national anthem. Rodgers agreed to wear a Niners’ jersey if the Packers lost, which of course they did. It’s now been nearly two weeks and Rodgers has given no indication that he is planning to make good on the bet. As a result, a San Francisco eatery has even started serving an Aaron Rodgers’ Chicken Sandwich. Dude, I don’t want to see you in a Niner’s jersey any more than the next Packer fan, but you gotta man up on this one! A bets a bet, man. And welching on a bet can only bring some bad karma.

So,

For apparently taking redesigning the Packer uniform into his own hands and adding a yellow stripe down the back.

For making it appear to the world that his favorite grape jelly is Welches.

And for putting us in a more uncomfortable position than missionary under Rosie O’Donnell.

We are SAD to name bet welcher Aaron Rodgers as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:05 am Comment On This Post

sep 16th 2012
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week 41-year old Rodney Schreiber, who has been charged with stealing more than $20,000 from a kid’s baseball program. Appleton Police arrested 41-year-old Schreiber for allegedly embezzling the money from the Fox Valley Youth Baseball League. Schreiber was in charge of handling the league's money. When the league tried paying for tournaments and umpire fees in July and August, checks started coming back. Schreiber reportedly gambled the money away at area casinos.

So,

For not understanding that advancing to the next base while the pitcher is delivering the ball to home plate is the only acceptable form of stealing in baseball.

For dipping into the league’s pitcher which could lead him to a prison where he’ll find out what it’s like to be the cell block’s catcher.

For committing an act that could mean 5 to 10 years before he’s “OUT!”

We are proud to name Rodney Schreiber as this week’s Rick and Len…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 1:03 pm Comment On This Post

sep 7th 2012
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week….Richard Lisko of Campbellsport and Joel Kennedy Sr. of New Berlin, the two men who allegedly allowed a dog to attack Kennedy’s 18-year-old son as a method of trying to get the teen to admit he had been stealing from Lisko. According to the police report, Lisko gave the command for his Argentine Mastiff to attack the teen, tied his feet and dragged him onto the porch where the dog attacked him. Lisko then allegedly tied the teen upside down to a support beam and made the dog attack again all while his father watched. The son continues to maintain his innocence.

So,

For not understanding that siccing a dog on a teen who you think might have stolen from you is not what McGruff means by “take a bite out of crime”.

For using a style of interrogation that should only be utilized by journalists trying to get straight answers out of candidates during presidential debates.

And for, in the case of Kennedy, exhibiting parenting skills that would even leave Casey Anthony appalled.

We are proud to name Richard Lisko and Joel Kennedy Sr., the two men who allegedly allowed a dog to attack Kennedy’s 18-year-old son in Fond du Lac County as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIES OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:57 pm Comment On This Post

aug 31st 2012
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… 20-year-old Bradley Petrick of Sheboygan who was arrested Tuesday while in the act of burglarizing St. Peter Lutheran Church. When arrested, Petrick reportedly confessed to having burglarized the same church 5 or 6 times in the last year. Stolen items included two computers, a safe, cash, money from a Pepsi machine, wine, and $780 worth of bus tokens.


So,
For not understanding that it’s not acceptable to commit a crime in a church…unless, of course, you’re wearing a white collar.

For repeatedly stealing from a church which means he apparently mistook the 10 Commandments for the 9 Commandments and 1 suggestion.

And

For not just guaranteeing himself a one way trip to hell….but also making sure that he’ll be making the journey on a city bus.

We are proud to name Bradley Petrick of Sheboygan as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:56 am Comment On This Post

aug 24th 2012
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...outgoing Afternoon Road Show co-host and WAPL program Director Joe Calgaro, who is leaving the Rockin' Apple after 13 successful years to take a job at 102-9 The Hog in Milwaukee.

So...for leaving us for an employer who has reportedly provided its airstaff with a lounge outfitted with a Wii game system and other cool amenities, indicating that much like Jay Cutler,  the quarterback of his beloved Chicago Bears, Joe has gone soft...

For starting the WAPL "how long will it be before he comes back clock"...because we all do. After all, WAPL is the Hotel California. You can check out but you can never leave...

And for leaving us with a solicitation for his own replacement which says WAPL is looking for some one who is "bright, responsible and creative," when we've survived quite well without it for 13 years...

We are proud to name Joe Calgaro, who is leaving WAPL for a radio gig in Milwaukee, which doesn't necessarily have greener pastures but a lot  different cows, as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 1:08 pm Comment On This Post

aug 19th 2012
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week...

The truck drivers who keep spilling their loads all over the highways of eastern and northeastern Wisconsin. First a guy drops hundreds of gallons of paint on I-43 near Sheboygan earlier this week...and now this morning we get more than 200 gallons of honey dumped on Highway 23 in Fond du Lac.

So...
  • For failing to secure a load of paint properly, for which we're going to paint you irresponsible...
  • For rendering useless the hundreds of hours of honey making performed by thousand of honey bees and making them do it all over again...when they don't really have time for that. They're busy bees, after all...
  • And for giving us yet another opportunity to ridicule Fond du Lac because when there's golden fluid all over the street in Fond du Lac, it usually ain't honey...
We are proud to name the truck drivers who managed snarl traffic by spilling hundreds of gallons of paint and honey on area highways as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 3:57 pm Comment On This Post

jul 27th 2012
WEENIE OF THE WEEK 7.27.12



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…the Milwaukee Brewers bullpen who this week gave up late inning leads three games in a row contributing to the team’s now 7 game losing streak.

So…

For struggling more than a Ben Roethlisberger date.

For dropping more ugly ones than the octomom’s uterus.

And for blowing more leads than a desperate salesperson with soft lips.

We are proud to name the Milwaukee Brewers bullpen as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIES OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:42 am Comment On This Post

jul 13th 2012
WEENIE OF THE WEEK 7.13.12



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…a 32 year old Damien Kindt who this week racked up his 5th DUI when he allegedly rear-ended a stopped police car on Green Bay’s west side.

So,

For getting 5 DUIs, proving he is a man who learns so well from his own mistakes he can repeat them perfectly.

For hitting a police cruiser so hard he almost knocked the donut out of the officer mouth.

And for allegedly rear-ending a cop which interestingly is verboten on the streets of Green Bay and yet, oddly, encouraged backstage after Village People concerts.

We are proud to name Damien Kindt as this week’s Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 2:44 pm Comment On This Post

jul 6th 2012


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Brett Favre who apparently still not ready to let bygones be bygones. This week it was revealed that someone from the Packer Hall of Fame called Favre’s agent, Bus Cook, to invite him to return to Green Bay for the Hall’s induction ceremony honoring Mike Holmgren, the man who coached Brett to his only Super Bowl win. Favre reportedly did not respond to the invitation and is not expected to attend.

So,

For apparently still being too pissed to even reply to the invitation or evidently thinking R.S.V.P. stands for “Redneck Stay Vexed Perpetually”.

For again proving that while there is no “I” in team, there is one just to the left of center in “dick”.

And

For famously being indecisive about whether or not he wanted to be a player during the last years of his career but sticking firmly to his decision to be a douchebag in his retirement.

We are proud to name Brett Favre as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:25 am Comment On This Post

jun 29th 2012
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show WEENIE OF THE WEEK…

24-year-old Joseph Berres of Plymouth who allegedly had several run-ins with police over last weekend. Among the items in Berres reported one man crime spree….

He got into an altercation with a man on Eastern Avenue in Plymouth and threatened him with a metal pole.

He created a disturbance outside a bar by loudly yelling and swearing.

And he allegedly exposed his genitals to a woman in the toy aisle at the Plymouth Wal-Mart.

So,

For not understanding that it’s supposed to be the prices that are falling at Wal-Mart…not the customer’s pants.

For not realizing that the popular peopleofwalmart.com is not an X-rated web site.

And for hanging out in an aisle jammed with toys but, based on press reports, apparently the only thing he could find to play with was his penis.

We are proud to name Joseph Berres of Plymouth as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:31 am Comment On This Post

jun 15th 2012
WEENIE OF THE WEEK 6.15.12



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Green Bay Alderman Tim De Wane, who this past Friday, pled guilty to a disorderly conduct citation. Alderman De Wane, who had been in office less than a month, was arrested April 28th after he knocked on a stranger’s door on at 1am, and for 15 minutes, repeatedly asked the man to let him in. When police arrived, they reportedly found Alderman De Wane stumbling around, smelling of alcohol and  his pants soaked with urine. He was allegedly unable to sit up in the back seat of the squad car. According to the police report, when the female officer, who Alderman De Wane kept calling “Honey”, told him he was under arrest for disorderly conduct, he replied, “Good luck with that”.  A Breathalyzer showed the alderman’s blood-alcohol content to be .221

So,

For proving, against all conventional wisdom, that there is something a politician can do that’s even more annoying that robo-calling your house 10 times a day.

For apparently thinking that being in office for almost a month allows him to make the jump from being wet behind the ears to wetting other parts of his anatomy.

And for not understanding that elected officials should not be stumbling around the streets of Green Bay drunk and barely coherent… that’s what Lambeau Field is for…[Cue Tommy Thompson!]

We are proud to Green Bay Alderman Tim De Wane as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:33 am Comment On This Post

dec 2nd 2011
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh, who, as we all know, stomped Packer Evan Dietrict Smith after repeatedly bouncing his head on the ground in last week’s game but then followed his flagrant foul by offering the stupid excuse that he was just trying to get his balance and then, capped it off, by appealing his suspension and saying God was his witness.

So,

For offering up an excuse so lame, Jerry Lewis is offering to host a telethon for it.

For proving that when he’s not using his foot to stomp on an opposing player, he’s probably just putting it in his mouth.

And for thinking God pays attention to what happens in Detroit. Ha! Do you really think if God paid attention to what happens in Detroit, it would  have a 50% unemployment rate, the nation’s 2nd highest crime rate and, be the birthplace of frickin’ Madonna?

We are proud to name Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:25 am Comment On This Post