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jun 26th 2015


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show WEENIE OF THE WEEK…Greg Bell… who after today deserts his post as our general manager here at WAPL and as Vice President of Broadcast operations for our parent company Woodward Communications. Greg is retiring after working here…being employed here since 1983?

So,

For being our fearless leader here at WAPL, which is sort of like being the driver of a short bus with no brakes that's on fire careening down a mountain toward a cliff into a pool of sharks with frickin' lasers.

For spending more years working with Woodward than even Bernstein.

For being the guy responsible for hiring me here at WAPL in 2003…after being the guy who fired me here at WAPL in 2002…proving everyone is entitled to ONE mistake and his was clearly the more recent of the two. (compounded by the fact that he brought Len back, too.)

We are PROUD to name our retiring General Manager and V.P. of Broadcasting... Greg Bell as this week’s Rick and Len Show WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

Thanks for everything! Enjoy your retirement. You've earned it!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:32 am Comment On This Post

jun 12th 2015


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…44-year-old Lisa Marie Badchiong who was charged with her NINTH, yes, NINTH offense drunken-driving after she was found unresponsive with her foot on the brake of her red 2004 Pontiac Aztec, in the drive-thru lane of a Burger King in Chippewa Falls…with a half bottle of vodka on the passenger seat....and count ‘em, not one, but two...infants in the back seat. The infants, who are reportedly just a few months apart in age, are her daughter and granddaughter.

So,

For being not just a bad mother (shut your mouth) but also a bad GRANDmother...something not even Shaft could pull off.

For getting busted for nine standard DWI's but waiting until she was at Burger King drive thru to commit a real Whopper.

Making boner almost as big as the one LaBron James showed last night during the NBA finals.

For making 9 unforgivably stupid decisions...10 if you include buying the Pontiac Aztec.

We are proud to name alleged NINE time drunk driver Lisa Marie Badciong, this time with two babies on board, as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 pm Comment On This Post

may 29th 2015
                                 

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the unidentified man who was arrested after reportedly pulling a handgun and brass knuckles on another man while on the Wiouwash Trail in Hortonville Saturday in a dispute over…a dog leash. The man with the gun had already fled when deputies arrived but they were able to find and arrest him.

So,

For behavior that makes you wonder what end of the leash the man belongs on.

For reportedly pulling a gun at the slightest provocation which leads one to believe he must have a trigger finger that’s itchier than the balls of a guy after he bangs a Kardashian.

And for thinking he could get away because he apparently didn't realize that whenever you depart the Wiouwash...you are always leaving a trail. (rim shot)

We are proud to name the unidentified man who was arrested      after allegedly pulling brass knuckles and a handgun on another man while on the Wiouwash Trail in a dispute over…a dog leash as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:21 am Comment On This Post

may 15th 2015


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…whomever stole the four baby goats and a baby kangaroo (torn right from it's mother's pouch) from the Special Memories Zoo in Greenville.

So,

For committing a crime as hard to understand as a computer customer service operator in Bangladesh.

For stealing an animal that's already jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo.

And for committing the worst atrocity involving a joey since NBC tried to do a spin-off of Friends.

We are proud to name whomever joeynapped the baby kangaroo from the Special Memories Zoo in Greenville as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:29 am Comment On This Post

may 8th 2015

Kaukauna Police Sargeant Don Krueger - NOT the Weenie of the Week

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… the 26-year-old Kaukauna man, who was arrested Friday night after he apparently got drunk and tried to enter the wrong home. And whose home did he try to enter? That of  Kaukauna pPolice Sergeant Don Krueger who was home at the time. The Sgt. Krueger grabbed the attempted intruder and held him until three police squads arrived at the home and took the drunk into custody.

So,

For just being lucky he didn't end up with a head full of lead to go with his belly full of booze.

For being caught in a place nobody wants to be seen... (a cop's house) ...no Kaukauna.

And for making himself easier to catch than herpes from a Motley Crue groupie.

We are proud to the guy who reportedly got so drunk he didn’t know where he was and picked, of all places, a police sergeants home, to try to enter…as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:41 am Comment On This Post

may 1st 2015


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Dr. Solomon David, the Shedd Aquarium researcher who discovered and videoed a ditch full of hundreds if not thousands of flat leeches near the bay of Green Bay and dubbed it a “Leech-nado”.

So,

For not only discovering but promoting the fact that there is something in Green Bay even creepier than the mayor's eyebrows.

For demonstrating that there are thousands of slimy, disgusting creatures in Green Bay even when it isn't Bears or Vikings weekend.

And for creating even more nightmare fuel than the thought of getting finger banged by Larry McCarren.

We are proud to name Dr. Solomon David, the Shedd Aquarium researcher who brought to our attention Green Bay's "leech-nado" as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:29 am Comment On This Post

apr 17th 2015


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the naked (and apparently tripping) dude arrested on College Avenue in Downtown Appleton Friday night. The man’s only explanation to gawking on-lookers was that he was “Looking for Ashley”.

So,

For tripping balls while in a state of undress that made it clear to all on-lookers that his balls weren't big enough to actually trip on.

For bringing a new wrinkle to Friday night entertainment in downtown Appleton. However, unfortunately that new wrinkle was his sad, shriveled sack.

For making me hope that the Ashley he was looking for was Ashley Furniture because he seems perfectly suited to a brand new Crazy Boy recliner.

We are proud to name the nude dude of Appleton's College Avenue as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:32 am Comment On This Post

apr 10th 2015



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… 49-year-old Colleen Montague of Green Bay who this week was sentenced to 18 months in prison following her sixth offense of operating a vehicle while intoxicated. Back in January, Ashwaubenon police attempted to pull Montague over for driving with a suspended license but she kept driving to a bar parking lot where she ran from her vehicle into the bar. When police finally apprehended her, Montague reportedly apologized and explained to police that she ran to the bar because he just wanted to kiss her boyfriend one more time before she got arrested. She was nearly twice the legal limit.

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… 49-year-old Colleen Montague of Green Bay who this week was sentenced to 18 months in prison following her sixth offense of operating a vehicle while intoxicated. Back in January, Ashwaubenon police attempted to pull Montague over for driving with a suspended license but she kept driving to a sports bar parking lot where she ran from her vehicle into the drinking establishment. When police finally apprehended her, Montague reportedly apologized and explained to police that she ran to the bar because he just wanted to kiss her boyfriend one more time before she got arrested. She was nearly twice the legal limit.

So, 

For having her boyfriend kiss her on the mouth when it would have made more sense to have had him kiss her ass goodbye for 18 months.

For fleeing to kiss her boyfriend when she should have instead rested her tongue because I’m fairly certain it’s going to get a pretty good workout where she’s going.

And for running from police. Have you seen the news lately and what happens to people who run from cops? Good God, lady!

We are proud to name Colleen Montague of Green Bay who when pulled over, ran from police just so she could kiss her boyfriend one more time before getting arrested as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:02 am Comment On This Post

apr 3rd 2015


We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...49 year old Melissa Jacobson who was arrested Monday after she allegedly pooped in a box of security tags in the middle of the K-Mart Racine...while wearing a t shirt with a dump truck on it and the phrase, "dropping a load."

So,

For not understanding that crap has no business in a box in the middle of the aisle at K-Mart...that's what their shelves are for.

For not comprehending K-mart has blue light specials not poo light specials. 

For not understanding that while K-Mart will ship your pants (audio from K-Mart Ship your pants ad: “Hey, I just shipped my pants!”) ...but you can't ship their box.

We are proud to name Melissa Jacobson, the Racine K-Mart Krapper as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:50 am Comment On This Post

mar 20th 2015


We are proud to name as this Week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...whomever littered the streets of Greenville, Grand Chute and Appleton with vast amounts of paper smut. On Wednesday and Thursday, listeners in at least three locations in the area contacted us to report seeing numerous pages from porn magazines blowing around our area's streets, highways and byways. That's rights, a potpourri of pulchritudinous paper pompoms, posteriors and pudendums and possibly penis' piled on our pavement and passageways.

So,

For chucking his smut.

Casting off ass.

Dumping some rump.  

Bootin' some cooters.

For choosing to litter us with clitoris.

And for scrapping his fapping material and leaving our streets filled with more boobs, asses and dicks than even the streets of Washington DC.

We are proud to name whoever is responsible for the Great Fox Valley Smut Drop of 2015 as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:42 am Comment On This Post

mar 13th 2015
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show "Weenie of the Week"...

The Neenah garbage truck driver who cost city taxpayers $7,500 when he drove his garbage truck into the overhead canopy of a gas station.

The city has a policy prohibiting garbage truck drivers from entering gas stations with canopies specifically because of such concerns...but the city attorney says this driver decided to ignore the rules and cruised into the Marathon station on First Street...because he had to use the restroom...and apparently really bad. That's when he struck and damaged the roof over the gas pumps.

So...for crashing into a gas station just because he had to use the can...after having dealt with hundreds if not a thousand cans all morning...he drives a garbage truck for cripe's sake...

For getting into an accident just because he was trying to avoid having an accident...

For making the most expensive human excretion since the K­Mart in my hometown put in 10­cent pay toilets back in the early 70's...

And for stopping to take a dump...while literally on his way to the dump...

We are proud to name the Neenah garbage truck driver who caused $7,500 in damage when he drove the garbarge truck into a gas staion canopy because he really had to go as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:46 am Comment On This Post

feb 13th 2015
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week... Sheboygan Alderman Kevin Matichek and who was charged with sexual assault of a child this week and Hortonville Village Administrator Patrick Vaile who this week was formally charged with allegedly possessing child pornography.

So,

For allegedly doing worse things sober than anything former Sheboygan Mayor Bob Ryan ever did drunk.

For together accumulating more charges than a lithium battery.

And for lowering our opinion of public servants...which, like Larry King's balls, was something I didn't think could get an lower.

We are proud to name Sheboygan Alderman Kevin Matichek and Hortonville Village Administrator Patrick Vaile who both landed in hot water this week after alleged despicable offenses as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:29 am Comment On This Post

jan 31st 2015

(post crescent photo)

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...whomever was responsible for securing the cover on the grease trap at Denny's in Grand Chute that lead to a 3 year old boy falling about 8 feet into about 4 feet of stinky, oily muck. The cover is supposed to be held on with eight screws and according to the Post Crescent, it had none.

So, 

For not realizing that the phrase "shut your filthy trap" doesn't just apply to Tom Brady's potty mouth during big games.

For conducting the worst job of covering something up since the Watergate break in.

For being responsible for a 3-year-old child getting so thoroughly saturated in grease, many Wisconsinites could barely contain their urges deep fry and eat him.

We are proud to name whomever was in charge of securing the cover on the grease trap at Denny’s in Grand Chute that caused a 3-year-old boy to fall in as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jan 10th 2015


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…45-year-old Robert J. Westman who allegedly got a little too handsy with a woman whom he says he was “dirty dancing” with Wednesday night at Governor Scott Walker’s inaugural ball. According to the woman, Westman was  “creeping” on her and making unwelcome advances. When the woman’s boss intervened  Westman reportedly chose to head-butt him. The woman told police Westman also groped her and touched her improperly and kept trying to impress her by claiming he was friends with former House Speaker Newt Gingrich.

For head butting the woman which marks the first time in years anyone in Madison has used their head for anything.

For trying to hook up with a woman at Scott Walker's inauguration despite the fact that Walker famously doesn't believe in "unions".

For not understanding that in Madison, the words head and butt are usually only used together when one is up the other.

We are proud to name Robert J. Westman of Onalaska, who got arrested after allegedly getting handsy and head-butty at Governor Walker's Inauguration ball as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

dec 12th 2014



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… The 75-year-old Friendship man,  John Pryzbyla who was cited for his 10th DUI. A deputy pulled Pryzbyla over after seeing his truck allegedly cross the center line on State Highway 13. Pryzbyla denied drinking that night and reportedly blamed the smell of alcohol on his breath and apparently his bad driving on having eaten beer battered fish that evening.

So,

For telling a tale that is fishy at best and a whale tale at worst that he clearly expected the deputy to go for hook, line and sinker.  

For giving an excuse so LAME by comparison it makes Tiny Tim Cratchit look like Usain Bolt.

For blaming his wrong doing on something that smells like fish...something men have been doing since Adam.

We are proud to name John Pryzbyla of Friendship in Adams County as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

dec 12th 2014



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… The 75-year-old Friendship man,  John Pryzbyla who was cited for his 10th DUI. A deputy pulled Pryzbyla over after seeing his truck allegedly cross the center line on State Highway 13. Pryzbyla denied drinking that night and reportedly blamed the smell of alcohol on his breath and apparently his bad driving on having eaten beer battered fish that evening.

So,

For telling a tale that is fishy at best and a whale tale at worst that he clearly expected the deputy to go for hook, line and sinker.  

For giving an excuse so LAME by comparison it makes Tiny Tim Cratchit look like Usain Bolt.

For blaming his wrong doing on something that smells like fish...something men have been doing since Adam.

We are proud to name John Pryzbyla of Friendship in Adams County as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

nov 14th 2014


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week….41-year-old  Shawn Ellis and 28-year old Jennie Hetchler of Berlin who were arrested Wednesday night after one of them apparently posted items stolen from a neighbor’s home for sale on Craig’s List. When police arrived at their home with a search warrant they were surprised to reportedly find not just stolen property but also an enormous meth lab in their garage. Or should I say, an enormous meth lab in the garage AND their 3 young children...ages 9, 3, and 2 in the home. What's more, according to police, the couple almost blew up the garage on at least three occasions.

So,

For doing everything to attract police attention to their meth operation short of posting a "free donuts here" sign.

For going from Craig's List to the most wanted list.

For advertising stolen goods at the place they're manufacturing drugs which is nothing if not a classic “meth-take” (sorry).

And for having a residence full of kids and meth....sort of like the big Breaking Bad/Full House crossover episode nobody was asking for.

We are proud to name Shawn Ellis and Jennie Hetchler of Berlin as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:16 am Comment On This Post

nov 14th 2014


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Nicholas Heyrman, the 33-year-old Green Bay man who allegedly decided to defend his property when he heard there was an aggressive dog in his neighborhood by firing eight shots at it with his AR-15 assault rifle from 32 feet away, missing it each time but hitting a Jeep and a neighbor’s home.

So,

For reportedly firing his weapon eight times in the city which he shouldn’t have done because there were no barns around for him to not be able to hit the broadside of.

For allegedly being responsible for more errant discharges than a premature porn actor.

For reportedly firing shots to “defend his property” from a possibly over aggressive dog begging the question who was going to defend his property from its overly aggressive owner.

And for having such bad aim, he couldn’t win a pissing contest with Stevie Wonder.

We are proud to name Nicholas Heyrman of Green Bay as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post

nov 7th 2014


We are proud to name the guy who stole an iPod, together with several other items, from a car in the Town of Vinland in Winnebago County and appears to have used it to take a selfie only to have the photo upload to the Cloud where the iPod’s owner was able to view the picture of the suspected thief on another device. Police say they have now identified the suspect and are looking to talk to him.

So,


For evidently behaving unashamedly when he should have been a little more selfie-conscious.

For potentially getting in the most trouble for a selfie since Pee Wee Herman.

And for apparently not realizing that a picture is worth not only a thousand words but also 18 months to 12 years and a fine of up to $5,000.

We are proud to name the guy who stole the iPod from a car in the Town of Vineland and then apparently used it to take a selfie that could lead to his arrest as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:49 am Comment On This Post

oct 24th 2014


We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week....Green Bay Alderman Chris Wery who this week when a constituent e-mailed to ask why Green Bay transit doesn't offer free transport to  polling places on election day, responded by grilling her about whether or not she supports violet Islamic extremists because she has an Arabic name.

So,

For answering a constituent's question about public transportation by himself boarding the express train to crazy town.

For making me wonder why nobody has questioned Wery as to whether or not he's a Nazi sympathizer because he himself has a BELGIAN last name.

For making me think we should start holding Belgians like Wery accountable for those stupid crusty waffles and those g-damn Brussels Sprouts.

We are proud to name Green Bay alderman Chris Wery as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:20 am Comment On This Post