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jun 15th 2012
WEENIE OF THE WEEK 6.15.12



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Green Bay Alderman Tim De Wane, who this past Friday, pled guilty to a disorderly conduct citation. Alderman De Wane, who had been in office less than a month, was arrested April 28th after he knocked on a stranger’s door on at 1am, and for 15 minutes, repeatedly asked the man to let him in. When police arrived, they reportedly found Alderman De Wane stumbling around, smelling of alcohol and  his pants soaked with urine. He was allegedly unable to sit up in the back seat of the squad car. According to the police report, when the female officer, who Alderman De Wane kept calling “Honey”, told him he was under arrest for disorderly conduct, he replied, “Good luck with that”.  A Breathalyzer showed the alderman’s blood-alcohol content to be .221

So,

For proving, against all conventional wisdom, that there is something a politician can do that’s even more annoying that robo-calling your house 10 times a day.

For apparently thinking that being in office for almost a month allows him to make the jump from being wet behind the ears to wetting other parts of his anatomy.

And for not understanding that elected officials should not be stumbling around the streets of Green Bay drunk and barely coherent… that’s what Lambeau Field is for…[Cue Tommy Thompson!]

We are proud to Green Bay Alderman Tim De Wane as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:33 am Comment On This Post

dec 2nd 2011
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh, who, as we all know, stomped Packer Evan Dietrict Smith after repeatedly bouncing his head on the ground in last week’s game but then followed his flagrant foul by offering the stupid excuse that he was just trying to get his balance and then, capped it off, by appealing his suspension and saying God was his witness.

So,

For offering up an excuse so lame, Jerry Lewis is offering to host a telethon for it.

For proving that when he’s not using his foot to stomp on an opposing player, he’s probably just putting it in his mouth.

And for thinking God pays attention to what happens in Detroit. Ha! Do you really think if God paid attention to what happens in Detroit, it would  have a 50% unemployment rate, the nation’s 2nd highest crime rate and, be the birthplace of frickin’ Madonna?

We are proud to name Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:25 am Comment On This Post

nov 23rd 2011
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the so far, unidentified 20-year-old Lawrence University student who police believe burglarized the Memorial Presbyterian Church on November 13th and stole four offering plates, a nativity set, a crystal cross from the communion table and a pet rabbit named Twinkles.

Police suspected the student after they were called to his Trevor Hall dorm room by his roommate who was in need of medical assistance. While in the room, an officer recognized Twinkles the rabbit from a photo provided to them by the church. After obtaining a search warrant, police seized Twinkles and a lock picking kit they found in the room. They also found a receipt from a pet store for a rabbit cage, purchased the same day and the burglary.


For not realizing that there are better ways to get a little tail when you’re in college than to steal a rabbit.

For not understanding that it’s not acceptable to commit a crime in a church…unless you are wearing a white collar.

For having the misfortune of having a roommate who just so happened to require medical assistance a just few days after he allegedly committed the burglary proving that while having one rabbits’ foot may be lucky…having all four is clearly not.

We are proud to name the Lawrence University student suspected of breaking into a church and stealing a rabbit as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:58 am Comment On This Post

nov 4th 2011


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Christopher Sipe of Sheboygan Falls who, this past Friday, was sentenced to 6 months in jail for striking his girlfriend’s 6 and 8-year old sons repeatedly for allowing his beloved pet frog to temporarily escape.

So,

For proving to the girlfriend that she’d be better off kissing the escaped frog than him because there’s a much better chance of it turning into a prince some day.

For striking young children over a frog proving himself to be far slimier and more cold blooded than his pet.

And

For getting 6 months in prison when society as a whole would be better off if a guy like him just followed the example of his frog and croaked.

We are proud to name Christopher Sipe of Sheboygan Falls, who was convicted of repeatedly striking 6 and 8 year old children for letting his pet from escape, as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:39 am Comment On This Post

sep 23rd 2011

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week… Luciana Reichel, the Fox Valley Technical College student who this week was sentenced to 90 days in jail for repeatedly spiking her roommate’s water with Visine eye drops causing nausea, diarrhea, and loss of appetite. Reichel told police he learned the Visine prank from the movie Wedding Crashers.

So,

For being the cause of her college roommate’s nausea, diarrhea, and loss of appetite when traditionally, that has been the role of the college cafeteria.

For learning behavior from the movie Wedding Crashers when perhaps it’s time she start studying the Shawshank Redemption.

An for using Visine, a product that claims to “get the red out” which is good because it would probably clash with her new orange jumpsuit.

We are proud to name Luciana Reichel, the Fox Valley Technical College student who made her roommate sick with Visine eye drops as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:15 am Comment On This Post

sep 16th 2011


We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… James A. Albright III of Omro who this week, was charged with mistreatment of animals. Albright, had been instructed by police to get rid of his puppy due to poor living conditions. He reportedly responded by beating the puppy to death with a bat, explaining, “this is what all rednecks do with their dogs”.

For committing an act so heinous, the only acceptable punishment should be slathering Albright’s balls in kibble and locking him in a pen full of hungry pit bulls.

For doing the unimaginable and actually finding common ground between Ted Nugent and PETA who I’m sure, can both agree that this guy’s a tremendous a-hole!

And for doing more to give rednecks a bad name than even decades of toothless cousin humping.

We are proud to name James A. Albright III of Omro as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:05 am Comment On This Post

sep 16th 2011
Some weeks we have a runner up to Weenie of the Week. It's someone who's not quite a big enough weenie. They're our Rick and Len Show...COCKTAIL FRANK!



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Cocktail Frank…Fond du Lac cat hoarder Timothy White, from whose home, police seized 33 cats this week including some which were living in the walls of his home. This is nothing new for White. Police removed 23 cats from his possession in 2009.

So,

For going through more cans of pet food than an entire senior citizen housing complex.

For having more disgusting hairballs around his house than you’d find in Robin Williams’ shower drain.

And for having more breeds of small, furry mammals than a Korean smorgasbord..

We are proud to name Fond du Lac repeat cat hoarder Timothy White as this week’s Rick and Len Show…COCKTAIL FRANK!!!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:00 am Comment On This Post

sep 9th 2011
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Veijzahn S. Knight, the reigning Miss Oshkosh who this past week pleaded no contest to shoplifting from Wal-Mart back n July. Knight reportedly told police she was “playing a game” with three other friends to see how much they could steal from the store. According to police, Knight had $123.18 in stolen merchandise in her purse including cosmetics, a ring, a package of Hello Kitty wristbands and four packages of Hello Kitty sleepwear.

So,

For not understanding that a tiara and sash make poor accessories for a orange jumpsuit.

For stealing cheap crap from Wal-Mart while representing Oshkosh which, when you think about it, might be too accurate of representation of Oshkosh.

And for not realizing that a pretty young woman who ends up at Taycheedah wearing Hello Kitty sleepwear, probably isn’t going to be getting a lot of sleep.

We are proud to name Veijzahn S. Knight, the reigning Miss Oshkosh who was busted shoplifting Hello Kitty merchandise from Wal-Mart as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post

sep 2nd 2011
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…24 year old Christopher Parker of Eau Claire who was arrested in Chicago this past week. Police pulled Parker over during a traffic stop and officers found a handgun, a stack of cash, and a load of marijuana in his SUV. Parker allegedly offered police $100,000 and his vehicle if they would let him go.

After reading the story of Parker’s arrest on-line, Eau Claire police began wonder how a 24-year-old would have $100,000 to bribe an officer. This lead to an investigation that connected Parker to a string of robberies in which substantial amounts of cash and jewelry was taken from homes in Eau Claire in July. So, now in addition to the possession and bribery charges, Parker is also facing probable charges in connection to the robberies.

How did Parker get himself into this predicament? In his own words, that he used while begging the Chicago police to not arrest him, “I’m just a dumbass white boy from Wisconsin”.

So,

For not realizing that the words “I’m just a dumbass white boy from Wisconsin” to a Chicago cop is like raw meat to a hungry lion.

For trying to bribe a Chicago cop with a hundred thousand dollars…which is like buying a gum ball with gold brick. (Seriously, you offered him a hundred grand when, I think most Chicago cops can be bribed with whatever change you find in your couch cushions and a half-off coupon from Krispy Kream.

And for going to Chicago and then passing himself off as a “dumb ass white boy from Wisconsin”…which could also get him charged with impersonating a member of the Wisconsin legislature.

We are proud to name Christopher Parker, "the dumbass white boy from Wisconsin" as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:23 am Comment On This Post

aug 11th 2011

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week...
Everyone who called the Appleton City Clerk's office Tuesday, and who I'm sure called city and county clerks all throughout Wisconsin, to complain that they were not allowed to cast a ballot in the six state senate recall elections being held that day.
Clerks had to explain to many angry, confused and stupid constituents that they weren't allowed to vote in the recall election because they don't live in a senate district in which there was a recall election!

So...for not being able to RECALL who their state senator even is...although, truth be told, with this bunch of louts in Madison, who really wants to be reminded of it?

For apparently trying to get a jump start on voter befuddlement over legislative districts ahead of the implementation of the new Republican redistricting plan...when all of Wisconsin will be the state of confusion...

And for trying to exercise their democratic right to vote, which is to be commended, but becoming exhibit A in the case for making people pass an intelligence test before they can cast a ballot...which means I'll never get to vote again...

We are proud to name everyone who called their city or county clerk to bitch about being denied a chance to vote in the recall elections, even though they don't live in a senate district where they were even having an election, as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:29 am Comment On This Post

aug 10th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...
the 16-year-old who was busted early Tuesday morning doing 111 miles per hour on
Highway 151 in Dodge County while on his way home from what he called a
late night "taco run" to Beaver Dam. In his defense, the driver told cops he thought he was only doing 95.
So, for not trying to outrun the deputy into the next county...I mean didn't he realize that his late night taco run qualifies as a "run for the border" anyway?
For not using a plausible excuse when pulled over...sorry, officer, but I just ate five tacos and I was speeding home because I really gotta poop. Like now!
And for telling the officer that you thought you were only going 95 miles per hour instead of the 111 he says you were traveling, which is still 30 miles per hour over the speed limit. That proves that with your math skills, you'll likely end up working in an industry where you won't have to travel far for fast food tacos...you'll be behind the counter...and you'll be getting the employee discount.
We are proud to name the 16-year-old 111-miler per hour Beaver Dam taco runner as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:00 am Comment On This Post

aug 10th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week...20-year-old Jordan Cardella of South Milwaukee and his two buddies Anthony Woodall and Michael Wezyk. Cardella convinced his friends to shoot him with a rifle so that his ex-girlfriend would feel sorry for him and take him back. Even the prosecutor called this "the most phenomenally stupid case I've ever seen". And Wezyk's attorney agreed, saying he was "sorry to bring something so stupid into (the judges) courtroom".

So,

For getting his buddy to shoot a hole in his arm...which should go perfectly with the hole he must have in his head.

For coming up with a plan so dumb, Jordan, Michael and Anthony should change their names to Moe, Larry and Curly.

And for proving that a shot in the arm with a syringe may treat a virus but a shot in the arm with a rifle is no cure for a broken heart.

We are proud to name Jordan Cardella, Michael Wezyk and Anthony Woodall of South Milwaukee as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:54 am Comment On This Post

jul 15th 2011

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...Tyler Kosmoski, the owner of the Diamond Factory, a Ashwaubenon jewelry store, who allegedly took in customers items for cleaning or repair or to sell by consignment only to turn around and pawn the items before fleeing the area. Police say they have received at least 75 complaints concerning missing items valued at $100,000 and growing. Police finally tracked Kosmoski to the Wausau area after his vehicle was found stuck in a forest near Rib Mountain. He was arrested there Wednesday night after a foot chase.

So,

For at a time when a competitor "wants to be your jeweler" instead prefers to "want to be your felon".

For going from selling 14 karat gold bracelets, to himself, sporting a pair made from a far less precious metal.

For going from selling earrings to 'earing the words "you're under arrest".

And for allegedly committing acts that could result in him being sentenced to spending up to 10 years in a place where the only jewels he’ll be getting close to will be those of an overly affectionate cellmate.

We are proud to name runaway Ashwaubenon jeweler Tyler Kosmoski as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.

posted by: Rick and Len at 4:03 am Comment On This Post

jul 15th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...Tyler Kosmoski, the owner of the Diamond Factory, a Ashwaubenon jewelry store, who allegedly took in customers items for cleaning or repair or to sell by consignment only to turn around and pawn the items before fleeing the area. Police say they have received at least 75 complaints concerning missing items valued at $100,000 and growing. Police finally tracked Kosmoski to the Wausau area after his vehicle was found stuck in a forest near Rib Mountain. He was arrested there Wednesday night after a foot chase.

So,

For at a time when a competitor "wants to be your jeweler" instead prefers to "want to be your felon".

For going from selling 14 karat gold bracelets, to himself, sporting a pair made from a far less precious metal.

For going from selling earrings to 'earing the words "you're under arrest".

And for allegedly committing acts that could result in him being sentenced to spending up to 10 years in a place where the only jewels he’ll be getting close to will be those of an overly affectionate cellmate.

We are proud to name runaway Ashwaubenon jeweler Tyler Kosmoski as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:05 am Comment On This Post

jul 8th 2011

http://youtu.be/hq1BmHXsaqM

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...

Marinette Mayor Robert Harbick, who was arrested last weekend for drunk driving after leaving a fast food restaurant parking lot and smashing into a light pole...at 3:45 p.m.! Police say his blood alcohol level measured more than point-two-four percent.

So, for running over a light pole assuring he was the only thing lit up on Marinette’s streets that afternoon.

For besmirching the image of lovely little Marinette so badly that you can actually hear them snickering over the border in Menominee.

For inadvertently changing Marinette's tourism slogan from "Your City By the Bay" to "Your Mayor Under the Influence".

And for cranking the Commodores on his car radio... "You’re once, twice, three times the limit."

We are proud to name Marinette Mayor Robert Harbick, accused of driving poop-faced drunk into a light post as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:28 pm Comment On This Post

jul 1st 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...well, first let me say this, earlier this week, we had the story of a man in Fond du Lac who had to be rescued by firefighters after he got his hand stuck while trying to retrieve a Snickers Bar from his car's gas tank. Afterward, we received a number of e-mails from listeners indicating that this poor guy should be Weenie of the Week. Really? You think he should be the Weenie? Wasn't he just doing what anyone else would do if they found someone had jammed a Snickers Bar into their gas tank? Seriously, what would you do in that situation? Leave it in there and see what kind of gas mileage it gets? So, I say "Nay!" This unfortunate Fond du Lacian is not the weenie. No! He is the victim! So, we would like to proudly name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...the jack wagon who jammed the Snickers Bar in this guy’s gas tank in the first place? Who does a thing like that?

So, for jamming something in a tight space where it doesn’t belong...an act they themselves could end up on the receiving end of should they be apprehended and sent to prison.

For apparently thinking the guys car was running like Betty White.

So, for seeming believing that there are now four grades of gasoline; regular, premium, unleaded and NOUGAT!

We are proud to name whomever stuck the Snickers Bar in the guy's gas tank in Fond du Lac (or as I like to call them, "The Bad Snicker Jammer of Fond du Lac County" ) as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:12 am Comment On This Post

jun 24th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Joseph Sloma of Denmark, a former charter boat captain, who this week was sentenced after having been found guilty of blowing up several other charter fishing boats in Kewaunee's Salmon Harbor Marina in 2009. The only reasons Sloma ever gave to investigators for his actions was the fact that he didn't like some of the charter boat captains who owned the boats and "peer pressure".

So,

For blowing up boats which is only acceptable behavior when it comes to inflatable dinghies.

For thinking he could destroy fishing boats and not be found gill-ty. (I am sooooo ASHAMED!)

For not understanding that if everybody in Wisconsin just blew up whatever they didn't like, Soldier Field would be nothing but a smoking crater and a pile of ash.

We are proud to name Joseph Sloma, the Brown County charter fishing boat captain who blew up his competition's boats as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 9:59 am Comment On This Post

jun 17th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week...Jonathan and Jared Pippert, the 32 and 27-year-old Sheboygan brothers who live with their mother and were charged Monday with disorderly conduct for fighting over a bottle of shampoo.

So,

For letting a little shampoo get them worked into a lather.

For getting into a physical altercation that left them both black and Selsen blue.

And, for in a week with many solid Weenie candidates, engaging in behavior that put them Head and Shoulders above the rest.

We are proud to name Jonathan and Jared Pippert, the adult Sheboygan brothers who were arrested after getting in a fight over a bottle of shampoo as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:00 am Comment On This Post

may 27th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt who was the driving force behind the purchase and construction of Elvis' favorite roller coaster for Bay Beach. However, after spending over 3 million dollars to bring the Zippin' Pippin to Green Bay, Schmitt and his team miscalculated how much power it would use resulting in the roller coaster blowing a fuse on it's second day of operation leaving a full load of riders stuck on board.

So,

For being no stranger to coming up short.

For building a roller coaster that has the exact same problem he has as mayor...not enough power to get the job done.

For taking Elvis Presely's favorite roller coast, and making it look like "a hunka hunka burnin' junk. I said a hunka hunka burnin' junk, I said a hunka hunka burnin' junk".

We are proud to name Green Bay Mayor and Zippin' Pimp, Jim Schmitt as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

may 20th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Mason Seckar of Oshkosh who was featured on the national syndicated TV show Inside Edition this past Monday where he described routinely using Skype to make prank 911 calls to various police agencies, mainly in St. John's County, Florida.

Seckar would tell the 911 dispatchers things like he was the father of an unconscious girl in need of help or he was shot on a motorcycle and bleeding to death, or that he was a gun-wielding maniac ready to shoot people or even that he was in a fast food restaurant bathroom doing things with his "5-year-old girlfriend". Police say Seckar made at least 180 such calls wasting a hundreds of hours of police time and valuable manpower. Seckar says he made the calls because he "was bored" and in his own defense, says he still thinks they were pretty funny!

So,

For calling 911 more frequently than Zsa Zsa Gabor calls Life Alert.

For ratcheting up the crazy in Florida when Florida needs more crazy like Osama bin Laden needs another hole in the head.

And for breaking the law just because he was bored. Hey, Mason, if everyone who listens to this show broke the law every time they got bored, we'd have a millennium long backlog of Small Town Crime Wave stories.

We are proud to name Mason Seckar of Oshkosh as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post