April 27th City of Shawano
A South Bartlett resident called police to report that an unknown person has been tying balloons to their plants with sexually explicit messages written on the balloons.
April 16th City of Shorewood
A 21-year-old man was arrested for theft at Pick \'n Save after he was seen stuffing two bottles of gin and two bottles of vodka into the girdle he was wearing.
April 21st Village of Arpin
A woman on Richfield Road called police and reported that a neighbor\'s goat caused damage to her car and pooped on her deck.
April 26th Town of Gresham
A man called the sheriff\'s department and told them his Texas Long Horn cow broke its chain. The man said he wanted deputies to shoot the cow, slit her throat, and then give him a back.
April 22nd City of Brookfield
Officers were called to a parking lot where someone reported seeing a 27-year-old man in a car was watching pornography on a cell phone. Officers found the man in question was watching... an episode of the TV series Nip/Tuck.
April 24th City of Wauwatosa
Police arrested a 21-year-old man for drug possession. The man repeatedly swore at officers and insisted on taking his pants off during his booking photo.
April 23rd City of Wausau
An officer arrested a man for violating the terms of his probation after the man was found drunk and sleeping in a garbage can.