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oct 27th
TRICK OR TREAT! CAN I SEE SOME I.D.?
In Bellevue, Illinois those wacky FIBs have a new law this year. It\'s a maximum age for...trick or treating! That\'s right, if you trick or treat in Bellevue, IL and your older that 12 you will be fined $100.00! What a trick!

Other than checking I.D.\'s of all the trick or treaters, here are some ways we cam up with tell...

YOU MIGHT BE TOO OLD TO BE TRICK OR TREATING

If you got a discount on all or part of your costume by using your AARP card...you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If your idea of a "treat" is a house where you don\'t have to walk up any steps to get to the front door…you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If you keep mixing up your M&Ms with your Lipitor & Levitra...you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If you ask the person who gives you a Snickers bar if you can exchange it for something that won’t get stuck in your dentures...you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If instead of alerting a homeowner to your presence by yelling "trick or treat", you simple stand outside their door and wait for them to hear the sound of your wet, hacking smoker\'s cough...you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If to keep your cholesterol down, you can only throw egg whites at a house...you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If the bag you\'re using to collect candy is the one from your colostomy...you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If the spooky noises you think are coming from the haunted house you\'re visiting are actually just the sounds of your back cracking, your knees popping and your hearing aid whistling...you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If you have to hold your bag at arm\'s length to avoid having it’s opening blocked by your beer gut...you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If instead of creating a scary look by wearing make-up you create a scary look by not wearing make up...you\'re definitely too old to be trick or treating.