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jul 15th
MONKEYING AROUND WITH THE TALIBAN!
Chinese news agencies are claiming that Taliban forces in Afghanistan are training monkeys to fight American military forces. As you can see, they even have a picture (that doesn\'t look at all Photo-shopped).

SIGNS YOUR MONKEY MIGHT BE A TERRORIST

If he yells "death to America every time he flings his poo...your monkey might be a terrorist.

If his banana is mysteriously ticking...your monkey might be a terrorist.

If instead of going "oo oo oo oo oo" be goes "la la la la la la la"...your monkey might be a terrorist.

If instead of smelling like bananas and urine, he smells like falafel and humus AND bananas and urine...your monkey might be a terrorist.

If instead of living with "the man with the yellow hat", he lives with "the man with the yellow turban"...ur monkey might be a terrorist.

If he pleasures himself to naked pictures of Larry McCarren...your monkey might be a terrorist. (No wait, I’m sorry, from "Your terrorist might be a monkey"!)

If he not only delights in picking nits off of you, he has launched a jihad against the nits...your monkey might be a terrorist.

If he\'s wearing an adorable hat, a cute little vest...and 50 pounds of C4 explosives...your monkey is definitely a terrorist!