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sep 7th
DRESS TO IMPRESS...GOD!
A deacon in Seattle is disgusted with the way people dress to go to church. As a public service of the Rick and Len Show we put together these signs...YOU MIGHT BE DRESSED INAPPROPRIATELY FOR CHURCH!

If your Home of the Whopper underwear keeps poking out the bottom of your Spandex unitard…you might be dressed inappropriately for church.

If just to take communion, you have to first unzip the mouth hole on your leather gimp mask…you might be dressed inappropriately for church.

If instead of just taking a drink of wine like everybody else, you ask the priest to let you sip it through the tube of your plastic drinking helmet…you might be dressed inappropriately for church.

If your crucifix necklace keeps getting tangled up with your well earned Mardi Gras beads…you might be dressed inappropriately for church.

If your loose fitting jeans are hanging so low, you’re showing more crack than the Liberty Bell…you might be dressed inappropriately for church.

If your jeans are so tight in the crotch, the alter boy would have to be a middle eastern veterinary podiatrist to have a better view of a camel toe…you might be dressed inappropriately for church.

If you’re showing more skin than you would see at a lamp shade sale at Ed Gein’s house…you might be dressed inappropriately for church.

If the skirt you’re wearing is so short, the priest can clearly see your balls…you’re definitely dressed inappropriately for church.