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jan 15th
SIGNS YOUR BANK MAY HAVE BEEN A STRIP CLUB



Bank First is putting a new office in the old Paradise Club location...with that in mind, here's some....

SIGNS YOUR BANK MAY HAVE  BEEN A STRIP CLUB

If there are chest high smudge marks on the window at the drive-thru…your bank may have been a strip club.

If you have to make your mortgage payment by stuffing singles in the bank manager’s thong…your bank may have been a strip club. 

If your teller is named Destiny and she keeps referring to the vault as “the champagne room” …your bank may have been a strip club.

If the loan officer arranging your loan to buy a Mercedes is herself actually named Mercedes…your bank may have been a strip club.

If they refer to five dollar bills as a ”fin” not because they’re using outdated slang but they all smell like fish…your bank may have been a strip club.

If after cashing your paycheck, the teller gyrates on your lap until you’ve given most of it back…your bank may have been a strip club.

If they have a pole vault…but it’s not the Olympics…your bank may have been a strip club.

If on all the $20 bills they dispense, Andrew Jackson has a boner…your bank was definitely a strip club.