The Jets Kellen Winslow Jr. was arrested in November for possession of synthetic marijuana. Now it comes out that has allegedly masturbating in his automobile in a Target parking lot at the time. Winslow explained yesterday that he wasn't masturbating, just changing his clothes...with two empty jars of Vaseline in the front console. Riiiiight!
THINGS KELLEN WINSLOW JUNIOR WAS REALLY DOING IN HIS CAR WITH TWO JARS OF VASELINE.
10. Roughing the li’l passer.
9. Committing illegal use of hands.
8. Beating his opponent off the line.
7. Committing a personal foul.
6. Doing a pump fake.
5. Muffing his own punt.
4. Pounding it right up the middle
3. Engaging in illegal motion downfield.
2. Running a short AND curly route.
1. Getting the ball off just in time.