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nov 24th


HOW WIDE OPEN WAS RICAHRD RODGERS ON THAT TOUCHDOWN CATCH ON SUNDAY?

As wide open as a Kardashian sister’s legs on NBA All Star Weekend.

As wide open as a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black at a Tommy Thompson birthday party.

As wide open as a 24-hour gun store in Ferguson, Missouri. 

As wide open as the box of Tampon's in Jay Cutler's locker.

As wide open as Mary Burke’s mouth while trying to define plagiarism.

As wide opened as Charlie Sheen’s wallet at a 2-for-1 hooker sale.  

As wide open as Nancy Grace’s yapping maw…well, just about any time.

As wide open as the can of Whoop Ass the Packers opened on the Bears and Eagles. 

As wide open as Bill Cosby’s fly in a room full of young women.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:46 am Comment On This Post

nov 17th



November 5th City of Waukesha
Three girls between the ages of 12 and 15 found a cigarette lighter on a sidewalk outside the public library. A caller reported the girls had used the lighter to light a Cheeto on fire and were attempting to smoke it.

October 30th Village of Oregon
A 17-year-old girl was charged with disorderly conduct after an 18-year-old coworker reported the girl took a picture of her while she was working and posted it on Snapchat with a caption that read "chlamydia infested whore".

November 12th Dane County
Police responded to a report of a female deer with a broken leg laying on the side of the road and two bucks attempting to have sex with her. When officers arrived and sounded their siren, they spooked the smaller of the two bucks and he ran off but the larger, ten pointer was unswayed. According to the police report, the officer, fearing the buck could soon end up in traffic, and knowing the doe must be put out of her misery, decided it was time to go "mano a mano," or in this case "mano a bucko."  As he recounted the tenseness of the moment, the officer said it felt a little like an old western: the sheriff and the outlaw staring each other down. The buck stomped. The officer stomped. The officer raised his arms to simulate a big rack, and he charged, yelling at the buck. The buck stood his ground, steam now coming from his nostrils. About this time, a second officer showed up, and the first instructed the second to do an end around and come at the buck from a different direction, "hooting and hollering". The second officer obliged, and the two officer's combined ruckus did the trick. The buck ran off, and the first officer humanely dispatched the doe. After the doe was dead, the large buck returned and again tried to have sex with her and again had to be scared back into the woods with more hooting and hollering.

November 11th Shawano county
A caller reported hearing what sounded like somebody kicking or stomping on the ground. They requested an officer drive-by with their window rolled it down to see if they heard the same thing.

November 9th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report someone had stolen their pizza cutter.

November 4th City of Waukesha
An intoxicated man, who claimed he is from Gotham, called police saying he was assaulted at a bowling alley. The responding officer found that the assault consisted of another patron throwing a bar coaster at the caller, resulting in no injuries.

November 3rd City of Greenfield
Police responded to a report of two intoxicated people harassing and swearing at the bartender and manager at Applebee's because they weren't allowed to order food off the children's menu.

November 9th Dane County
Staff members from a downtown bar were able to corral a drunken man who was wielding a fire extinguisher. Witnesses told police he had used the fire extinguisher  to break a window at the bar. When arrested, the man was reportedly yelling and screaming unintelligible things and then in the back of a squad car, the man loudly proclaimed to be "Spartacus."

November 7th City of Greenfield
A resident reported a neighbor was outside banging on pots and pans for about an hour. Police made contact with the woman, who stated she was upset because she believed her neighbors had stolen her pots and pans.

November 3rd City of Mequon
Police were called to a business where an employee, unhappy about being fired, responded by ripping a cabinet off-the-wall, throwing things around the office, and going outside and urinating on the side of the building.

September 13th City of Verona
Police responded to an emergency call to aid a 13-year-old stuck in a baby swing.

November 15th City of Madison
Police responded to a report of an injured pedestrian. When they arrived on the scene, they found a 22-year-old Nebraska man suffering from facial injuries. According to witnesses, the man intentionally ran into traffic in an attempt to jump over a moving taxi cab and failed in his attempt, sustaining the facial injuries in the process. After police cited him for "Sudden Pedestrian Movement", the man gave the officers an expletive laden statement in which he said he "hopes the Huskers defeat the Badgers" and that he promises to "never try and jump over a moving car again".
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:18 am Comment On This Post

nov 14th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week….41-year-old  Shawn Ellis and 28-year old Jennie Hetchler of Berlin who were arrested Wednesday night after one of them apparently posted items stolen from a neighbor’s home for sale on Craig’s List. When police arrived at their home with a search warrant they were surprised to reportedly find not just stolen property but also an enormous meth lab in their garage. Or should I say, an enormous meth lab in the garage AND their 3 young children...ages 9, 3, and 2 in the home. What's more, according to police, the couple almost blew up the garage on at least three occasions.

So,

For doing everything to attract police attention to their meth operation short of posting a "free donuts here" sign.

For going from Craig's List to the most wanted list.

For advertising stolen goods at the place they're manufacturing drugs which is nothing if not a classic “meth-take” (sorry).

And for having a residence full of kids and meth....sort of like the big Breaking Bad/Full House crossover episode nobody was asking for.

We are proud to name Shawn Ellis and Jennie Hetchler of Berlin as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:16 am Comment On This Post

nov 14th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Nicholas Heyrman, the 33-year-old Green Bay man who allegedly decided to defend his property when he heard there was an aggressive dog in his neighborhood by firing eight shots at it with his AR-15 assault rifle from 32 feet away, missing it each time but hitting a Jeep and a neighbor’s home.

So,

For reportedly firing his weapon eight times in the city which he shouldn’t have done because there were no barns around for him to not be able to hit the broadside of.

For allegedly being responsible for more errant discharges than a premature porn actor.

For reportedly firing shots to “defend his property” from a possibly over aggressive dog begging the question who was going to defend his property from its overly aggressive owner.

And for having such bad aim, he couldn’t win a pissing contest with Stevie Wonder.

We are proud to name Nicholas Heyrman of Green Bay as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post

nov 11th


BETTER THINGS THE BEARS COULD HAVE DONE WITH THE 54 MILLION BUCKS THEY'RE PLAYING CUTLER

They could have bought a $30,000 state-of-the-art cross-cut industrial paper shredder and dumped the remaining 53 million 970 thousand inside.

They could have used it as kindling to torch Soldier Field.

They could have bought the Soo-Line and run Cutler and coach Marc Trestman both out of town on rail.

They could have gotten it all in $20 bills and lined them all end-to-end to demonstrate the number of yards Aaron Rodgers has passed against the Bears during his career.

They could have paid Cutler $1 for every grain of sand in his vajayjay.  

They could have purchased 270,000 shares of Packer stock and become owners of a real football team.

They could have purchased a half million doors and told Jay to not let ANY of them hit his ass on the way out.

They could have taken the money to Vegas and put it all on the Packers and won enough cash to build an entire army of sulky ball-fumbling, interception-throwing Cutler-Bots.
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:14 am Comment On This Post

nov 10th


SILVER LININGS THE BEAR FANS CAN FIND IN LAST NIGHT’S GAME

The team receives a royalty payment from a leading manufacturer of sealants every time an announcer uses the term “shellacking”.

The Bears humanely reduced wear and tear on referees’ rotator cuffs through not forcing them to raise their arms above their heads in the first half by not scoring any of those pesky touchdowns.

The cost of producing 2014 Chicago Bear highlight film was significantly reduced by not having to include any footage from last night’s game.

Lack of energy expended by offense, defense and special teams means all will be well rested for their game next week against the Vikings.

Their winning percentage is now at :333…which is still 18 more than the number of yards Aaron Rodgers had passing in the first half.

Probably saved some lives by turning in a performance that didn’t cause any alcohol-fueled post game celebrating by their fans before getting in their cars and driving back to FIB-land.

Their backup QB had a quarterback rating a whole four and a half points higher than our backup QB’s quarterback rating.

There’s always a chance the world might end before 2020 and they won’t have to watch Cutler get his ass kicked by the Packers another 12 times before his seven year guaranteed $54 contract expires.

Even women not having sex last night felt the earth move if they lived within a 10 miles radius of St. Adelbert Cemetery in Niles, Illinois thanks to George Halas turning over in his grave.

After 93 years, Bears and Packers fans were finally able to find common ground as they can both wholeheartedly agree that…the Bears still suck.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:30 am Comment On This Post

nov 7th


We are proud to name the guy who stole an iPod, together with several other items, from a car in the Town of Vinland in Winnebago County and appears to have used it to take a selfie only to have the photo upload to the Cloud where the iPod’s owner was able to view the picture of the suspected thief on another device. Police say they have now identified the suspect and are looking to talk to him.

So,


For evidently behaving unashamedly when he should have been a little more selfie-conscious.

For potentially getting in the most trouble for a selfie since Pee Wee Herman.

And for apparently not realizing that a picture is worth not only a thousand words but also 18 months to 12 years and a fine of up to $5,000.

We are proud to name the guy who stole the iPod from a car in the Town of Vineland and then apparently used it to take a selfie that could lead to his arrest as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:49 am Comment On This Post

nov 3rd

WHAT THE HAZARDOUS MATERIAL IS THAT SHUT DOWN A FOUR BLOCK AREA OF OSHKOSH OVER THE WEEKEND.

10. Smurf poop.

9.  Used condoms from a responsible, safe sex practicing Ebola monkey. 

8. My extensive collection of celebrity pubic wigs.

7. Several pounds of sand from a certain Chicago quarterback’s hidey hole.

6. The pole from the recently closed Naughty Girls strip club.

5. Dom Capers’ defensive plan from the New Orleans game.

4. A selection of naked Joe Buck selfies.

3. The baby batter stained desktop of former corrupt Winnebago County District Attorney Joe Paulus.

2. A vial of the violent, crazy juice Jeff Gordon was drinking at the Texas Motor Speedway.

1. Goopy, viscous gunk from Governor Walker’s wonky eye.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:30 am Comment On This Post

oct 24th


We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week....Green Bay Alderman Chris Wery who this week when a constituent e-mailed to ask why Green Bay transit doesn't offer free transport to  polling places on election day, responded by grilling her about whether or not she supports violet Islamic extremists because she has an Arabic name.

So,

For answering a constituent's question about public transportation by himself boarding the express train to crazy town.

For making me wonder why nobody has questioned Wery as to whether or not he's a Nazi sympathizer because he himself has a BELGIAN last name.

For making me think we should start holding Belgians like Wery accountable for those stupid crusty waffles and those g-damn Brussels Sprouts.

We are proud to name Green Bay alderman Chris Wery as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:20 am Comment On This Post

oct 22nd


October 3rd City of Menasha
Police were dispatched to the scene of a verbal disturbance on Third Street. Responding officers found two people arguing because one person left crumbs on the other person's car seat.

October 9th City of Waupun
A resident called police and reported that his two dogs were stuck together and asked for officer assistance in getting them apart. Police contacted a local veterinarian who advised them to leave the dog alone and nature would take its course. Prior to police leaving the residence, the dogs separated.

October 3rd City of Waukesha
A caller told police that a student from an area Bible institute had sent a text message to another student saying he wishes he wasn't such a coward so he could blow up the school. Contacted by police, the student explained that he made that statement out of frustration, but has no familiarity with explosives and hardly has the financial means to afford school much less the funds to buy enough explosives to blow it up.

October 11th City of Oak Creek
A resident reported to police that a male wearing a Spider-Man costume dropped a bag in some bushes and took off running. The bag contained a wallet, a cellphone and shoes. Police who responded spoke to the costumed man, who stated he dressed up like Spider-Man for his girlfriend's son's birthday party down the street and just needed somewhere to put his belongings while entertained the children.

October 6th City of Mequon
A resident called 911 to report there was a mouse in the house. The man was advised how to get rid of the mouse and also the proper use of 911.

October 17th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police responded to a report of a man who thought he was Jesus Christ and was attempting to walk on water.

October 14th Town of Grant
A 62-year-old woman called the sheriff's department and told deputies that an ex-boyfriend from high school had been calling her and leaving messages in which he sang and played guitar.

October 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report she believed her neighbor urinated on her bathroom rug.

October 12th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report her friend pulled her hair.

October 12th City of Shawano
Sheriff’s deputies responded after receiving a 911 call from a child reporting a bleeding chicken.

October 5th City of Waukesha
A caller told police she senses evil spirits emanating from an area sports bar. Responding officers said they went into the bar and "did not see, hear, feel or sense any negativity" from the three guys playing pool or from the female bartender.

October 6th City of Neenah
A caller notified police of a suspicious person in the vehicle on West Cecil Street. Officers investigated and discovered the suspicious person was a guy who had pulled over to the side of the road to send a text.

October 3rd City of Menasha
Police were dispatched to the scene of a verbal disturbance on Third Street. Responding officers found two people arguing because one person left crumbs on the other person's car seat.

October 7th City of Waukesha
Police received a report from a man who said he was offered a ride home from another man for $3. He told police he gave the driver a $20 bill and didn't receive any change. An officer asked the caller if he had asked the driver for his $17 change but the man said he doesn't like to ask questions so he didn't ask for his change back.

October 8th City of Waukesha
A bartender called police to report a naked man who was walking down the street had tried to enter the tavern twice but was each time turned away. According to the caller, the man was wearing a pair of gloves, presumably because it was cold outside.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:49 am Comment On This Post

oct 20th


You have a better chance of catching…a record setting blue marlin fishing in Lake Winnebago…than you have of catching Ebola.

You have a better chance of catching… a buzz from bong full of oregano…than you have of catching Ebola. 

You have a better chance of catching …the eye of a one-eyed  super model with glaucoma…than you have of catching Ebola.

You have a better chance of catching a beat down...from Dr. Stephen Hawking…than you have of catching Ebola.  

You have a better chance of catching… a case of crabs from that old nun on the catholic channel…than you have of catching Ebola.

You have a better chance of catching…the seventh game of the World Series…as a catcher for the Chicago Cubs…than you have of catching Ebola. 

You have a better chance of catching…me in the act with a woman you don't have to inflate…than you have of catching Ebola.

You have a better chance of catching…a Super Bowl winning pass from Jay Cutler…than you have of catching Ebola.  

You have a better chance of catching…The Packers after going down 21-zip in the first quarter…than you have of catching Ebola.  

You have a better chance of catching…that tiny, little wiener of yours in your pants zipper…than you have of catching Ebola.

You have a better chance of catching…the roadrunner with an Acme hot air balloon and an anvil…than you have of catching Ebola.
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:54 am Comment On This Post

oct 17th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…Lakeshia Van Straten and Andrew Schucknecht. They are the Waupaca County couple caught allegedly of trying to burglarize a business in Helvetia Township about 3am Tuesday morning while leaving their frightened and crying toddler behind by himself in Van Straten’s car. The pair reportedly already has 20 pending burglary and theft charges against them.

For apparently exhibiting  the worst judgment since the one at the OJ trial.

For allegedly leaving their young boy in a car alone...which sounds to me like a desperate attempt to reboot a series of McCauley Culkin movies.

For trying to break in to a business while also breaking their toddler in by letting him experience the cold hard reality of what it's like to have atrocious parents. 

And for giving Adrian Peterson a run for his money in the parent of the year competition.

We are proud to name Lakeshia Van Straten and Andrew Schucknecht as this week’s Rick and Len Show… WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:26 am Comment On This Post

oct 13th


September 30th City of Waukesha
A woman reported that her apartment had been repeatedly entered by someone over the past year and a half. The woman told police that the person who has been illegally entering her apartment keeps taking her "better quality chicken breasts" and replacing them with "lower quality" chicken breasts.

September 27th City of Menasha
Officers responded to a report of two females on 6th Street arguing. Officers learned the women were planning a party and when guests declined to come, one of the women wanted the other to provide 12 of the leftover brats for her to host her own party.

October 8th Village of Clyman
A woman called police from the hardware store to report being attacked by an angry dancer named...Serenity.

September 28th City of Neenah
A Green Acres Lane caller reported receiving "continuous" phone calls from someone stating that they are her worst enemy and they are coming for her. She later discovered that she knew the person calling her and told police he was probably just playing a trick.

September 28th City of Waukesha
A resident called police to report seeing a couple having sex atop a picnic table in a recreation area in the middle of the afternoon. The couple had reportedly "come and gone" before police arrived.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:19 am Comment On This Post

oct 10th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenies of the Week… Travis Husnik of Luxemburg and Heather Basten of New Franken who this week were sentenced following an incident back in August where the two reportedly had sex in the back of a squad car while being transported by an deputy to the Oconto County Jail.

So,

For not understanding that conjugal visits usually don’t start until AFTER you get to the jail or prison.

For doing the pokey-pokey while being taken to the pokey. 

For apparently thinking the deputy said to slam her when he said he was going take them to the slammer.

For having what can only be called K-Mart sex…which is doing it beneath a flashing blue light.

And for proving that unlike some places in the country, in Oconto County, you don’t get screwed by the cops so you apparently have to do it yourself.

We are proud to name the Oconto County squad car humpers as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenies of the Week.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:24 am Comment On This Post

oct 8th


TOP TEN POSSIBLE BATH AND BODY WORKS CANDLES FOR THE DISSATISFIED CUSTOMER WHOSE VIDEO RANT WENT VIRAL THIS WEEK

10. Ill-Tempered Tulip 

9. Pissed Off Peach

8. Bent Out of Shape Sunshine

7. Cheesed Off Cherry Blossom 

6. In a Snit Citrus

5. Bitch is Back Basil

4. Butt Hurt Butterscotch

3. Panties in a Bunch Breeze

2. Sand in her ‘Gina Ginger

1. On the Rag Rosewood
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:37 am Comment On This Post

oct 8th


September 23rd City of Waukesha
The police and fire departments rescued a man who was stuck inside a trash bin behind Dunkin' Donuts. The man told police his wife left her dentures at Dunkin' Donuts earlier in the day and was looking for them. While standing on a pallet and looking in garbage cans for the missing dentures, he fell in and was unable to get out.

September 6th City of Neenah
A Congress Street resident called police to report hearing people yelling and screaming. Officers responding to the report found a group of people engaged in a spirited pillow fight.

September 21st City of Neenah
A caller at Fox Point Plaza reported seeing two males in the parking lot who were messing around with a paper box. Police determined the two males were just out walking.

September 20th City of Waukesha
Police received a report of a 50-year-old man, who looked intoxicated, was sitting on a curb smoking a cigarette and making gun gestures with his hand at passing cars and pretending to shoot them with his finger. Police talked with the man, who admitting to putting his fingers in a gun-like shape.

September 24th Village of Shorewood
The resident called 911 because a nut got stuck in her teeth while she was eating a Hershey bar with almonds. Police instructed the woman to contact a dentist.

September 21st City of Waukesha
A domestic disturbance was reported after the caller thought she heard someone get hit and saw a female outside crying. The female said she wasn't crying and went to the car to think after a verbal argument with her niece over macaroni and cheese.

September 22nd City of Waukesha
A caller reported that a woman and her mother came to her apartment. the previous night and dumped mashed potatoes in front of her door. One of the accused women firmly denied playing a part in the mashed potato dumping.

September 28th Village of Nekoosa
A resident called police to report a man who fell off another man's roof three years ago drove by yelling obscenities.

September 21st City of Waukesha
An intoxicated man came home dialed 911 and gave the phone to his son. The confused son told the 911 dispatcher he didn't know why his father called.

September 24th City of Franklin
A 42-year-old man arrived at work at Northwestern Mutual Life Insurance Company and subsequently stripped down to just a necktie and boxer shorts in what was described as a "creative way to get fired". The company terminated his employment and called police to have him removed from the property.

October 2nd Village of Saratoga
A woman called police to report seeing two men wearing the same clothes she saw them wearing the previous day.

September 30th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported a man sitting on a chair on her porch with a laptop computer. The man told her someone was sending microwaves to him.

October 5th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report that someone broke into her apartment and…ran up her cable bill.
posted by: Rick And Len at 6:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 7th


This couple was sentenced this week in connection with doing it the backseat of an Oconto County Sheriff's vehicle while a deputy was driving them to jail. Seriously!

THINGS TO ASK YOURSELF BEFORE HAVING SEX IN AN OCONTO COUNTY SQUAD CAR

10. Will these handcuffs make it more difficult…or more kinky?

9. Can I heighten the experience by attaching the officers’ Tasers to my nipples?

8. If I put on the officer's Kevlar vest, would this still be considered “unprotected sex”?

7. How will being known as the guy who’ll do it anywhere affect my social life in prison? 

6. Will doing it so close to the cop’s big, black night stick make me feel inadequate?

5. Is there a police code for sex in the back of a squad car and if there isn't, shouldn't it be a 10-69?

4. Will doing it doggie style make the K9 officer jealous?

3. What are the chances that a woman willing to do it in the backseat of a squad car doesn't have more viruses than a Liberian Petri dish?

2. Since this is Oconto County, is it wrong for me to be doing this with a woman who isn’t even my sister?

1. Will this leave a stain on my permanent record and/or the backseat upholstery?
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:27 am Comment On This Post

oct 3rd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…"That one guy". Let me explain. Saturday was, of course, Octoberfest in downtown Appleton. Organizers estimate that it was the biggest crowd ever and evidence suggests that they set a record this year for beer consumption. As many as a hundred thousand people and a virtual river of alcohol on a hot day can be a recipe for disaster. Yet, the total number of arrests at this year’s Octoberfest in Appleton….ONE! Yep. The only person arrested during this year’s Octoberfest was" that one guy" who was arrested for disorderly conduct. You know the guy I’m talking about. "That one guy" who gets a couple-three beers in him and is suddenly filled with enough bravado to pick a fight with lamppost. "That one guy" who when he’s drinking doesn’t realize that his hands belong in his own pockets and not on some stranger’s ass. "That one guy" who after a couple beers, has the manners of a cranky, brain damaged Doberman.

So,

For being "that one guy" who's trying to prove that one bad Apple-tonian can spoil the who bunch .

For apparently being "that one guy" who has a harder time holding his alcohol than 90-year-old Betty White has holding her urine during a sneeze.

And for being "that one guy" who, like a virgin in Peoria, is one in a hundred thousand .

We are proud to name "that one guy" who got arrested at Octoberfest as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK! 

(Police have not released the identity of "that one guy".)
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:35 am Comment On This Post

oct 2nd


THINGS GREG JENNINGS DOESN’T MISS ABOUT PLAYING IN GREEN BAY  

10. Walking past a trophy case that isn’t as empty as a Kardashian brain cavity.

9. Expending all that energy that comes with celebrating the catching of touchdown passes.

8. The sheer boredom of having the ball thrown to him damn near every week by the same quarterback.

7. Playing alongside running backs who don’t make Michael Jackson’s dad look like Father of the Year.

6. Having to play games after the end of December.

5. Not playing for an owner who seems shadier than a picnic spot in Redwood National Park.

4. Not wearing a uniform that looks like Barney the Dinosaur splooged all over him.  

3. The fresh and clean feeling from a good Packer brainwashing.  

2. Watching BJ Raji scrubbing his taint during post-game shower.

1. Having to use two hands to count a single season’s wins.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:46 am Comment On This Post

sep 26th



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…Your 2014 Milwaukee Brewers who yesterday completed their near historic collapse with a loss to the Cincinnati Reds officially eliminating themselves from playoff contention after leading the division for almost the entire season. Hell, they even had the best record in baseball for a good chunk of the year. In fact, I remember at the All Star Break, based on their record, one statistician put their chances of making the play-offs at something like 93%. But nooooooo, not the Brewers.

So,

For failing as massively as Ryan Braun taking a drug test.

For folding faster than a speed origami-ist.



And for being such as major disappointment, every Brewer fan must now know what it was like to be Rick’s parents.

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week!

posted by: Rick And Len at 10:44 am Comment On This Post