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feb 26th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...the 23-year-old Brown County woman who posted the sale of a 2-year-old child for $800 on the Craigslist website this week...as a joke! Turns out, she's not really a stressed-out parent, but rather, just a drunken idiot. In fact, she doesn't even have any kids!

So,

For committing the biggest hoax of the week...with the obvious exception of the health care summit.

For making us think she was really selling a baby when we should have known better... since the baby didn't even have a UPC code.

For making believe she was selling a baby for just $800 causing prices on the World Black Market Baby Index to suffer it's greatest one day lose since the time Angelina Jolie bought a 16-month-old Somali kid for $300 and a goat.

And for making a joke that wasn't even remotely funny...when BACK OFF, BITCH, THAT'S RICK'S JOB!

We are proud to name the Brown County woman who perpetrated the Craiglist baby selling hoax as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

feb 26th 2010
Comic Jimmy Dore will be hanging out with Rick and Len this morning (2.26) from 8 to 9. See Jimmy at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton this weekend. Make your reservations at 920-734-JOKE.

To hold you over, check out this video of Jimmy explaining health care!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCSUGLc7PG0&feature=player_embedded
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

feb 25th 2010
According to a FOX 11 report, somebody in the Green Bay area has been trying to sell their 2-year-old boy on Craig's List for $800.00. We, at the Rick and Len Show, would like to make that purchase.

Better we have the kid than have him left in the hands of a lousy parent that is willing to sell him. He could live in the studio and be our intern/mascot.

What would we do with him? Glad you asked!

THINGS WE COULD DO WITH A 2-YEAR-OLD ON THE RICK AND LEN SHOW.

10. Teach him to say funny things like "ass hat" and "douchebag" which sound even funnier when a 2-year-old says them.

9. Package his dirty diapers so we can literally give away boxes of crap.

8. Stuff him in a box in the attic. Release a balloon. Get tons of free publicity from CNN.

7. Put him to work in our sweat shop cranking out more Feces the Clown t-shirts.

6. Give him away as a prize during an on-air contest. Watch our ratings in the coveted 25 to 54 convicted male sex offender demographic go even higher.

5. Put him in front of a microphone as he throws a blubbering tantrum while we take the day off and see if anyone notices the difference.

4. Teach him to use the toilet instead of going in his pants. Hope and pray that Rick learns from his example.

3. Make him listen to WIXX. Wait for social services to have us charged with mistreating a child.

2. Take him to Green Bay City Hall. Watch him tower over the mayor.

1. Give him some paper and a crayon. He's gotta be able to come up with better crap than this!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

feb 24th 2010
In Colorado Springs, a billboard company has banned this poster for the Broadway show Avenue Q because it's depiction of "puppet cleavage" was deemed too sexy. Really, puppet cleavage too sexy? Here some other signs you might be too uptight!

If you get offended as frequently as Paris Hilton gets herpes...you might be too uptight.

If the panties you keep getting in a bunch are actually bloomers...you might be too uptight.

If you've pitched more fits than an entire troop of boy scouts with a porno mag have pitched tents...you might be too uptight.

If compared to you, Mother Teresa seemed like Lindsey Lohan...you might be too uptight.

If you fly off the handle as easily as Tommy Thompson flies off the wagon...you might be too uptight.

If after sticking chunks of coal up your ass, Richard Kessler returns a week later to harvest diamonds...you're definitely too uptight!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

feb 23rd 2010
Surely, not Hammerfall and the Swedish Women's Olympic Curling Team!

posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

feb 22nd 2010
February 1st City of Menasha
A caller reported that there was loud banging coming from an apartment on Third Street and it sounded like a fight. Upon arrival, officers were told by two individuals that there was no fight. One of the men said he was playing a video game and got upset, so he was yelling.

January 31st City of Brown Deer
An 18-year-old man was arrested for underage drinking and resisting arrest after police were called to remove him from a party at Four Points Sheraton. The man ran from police and when caught yelled for them to call his parents. The suspect would not say where he got the alcohol and denied drinking. However, he told officers he knew where they could buy some "weed."

February 7th Town of Menasha
A resident of Stead Drive reported that he ordered two computers from a company in China and when the package arrived, it turned out to be a pair of shoes.

February 7th Town of Menasha
Officers were sent to a tavern on American Drive where, for no apparent reason, a man pushed another patron off a barstool.

February 7th Town of Menasha
Police were called to Golf Bridge Drive were two men where fighting over who the winner of the Super Bowl was going to be.

February 18th City of Oshkosh
Officers received a report of a man walking down the street with a firearm. Police located the “man with the firearm” who turned out to be a 12-year-old boy with a toy.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

feb 22nd 2010

Great Britain Ice Dancers Sinead & John Kerr have been competing in Vancouver. As the song Tango Romantica fills their ears, they peer lustfully into each others' eyes, their hands softy exploring each other's bodies and their lips almost touching. The sexual chemistry in the Pacific Coliseum is so thick it could stop a truck. Which is all well and good, except... they're brother and sister.

Ick!

Do you have any idea how creepy that is? Let me put it in perspective.

That's as creepy as...

...a wet dream about Dick Cheney.

...a tramp stamp on a toddler.

...Roman Polanski hosting a slumber party.

...a wink from Richard Simmons.

...Ronald McDonald in fishnet stockings.

...a wet, sloppy tongue kiss from the Shamwow guy.

...Joe Biden's hairline.

...Tom Milbourn in Home of the Whopper underpants.

...as clown porn.

...getting fingered by Larry McCarren.

...a home furnished by Ed Gein.

...phone sex with Dr. Stephen Hawking.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

feb 22nd 2010
Tuesday (2.23) is National Pancake Day at IHOP restaurants. From 7 a.m. to 10 p.m., they'll give you one free short stack of their famous buttermilk pancakes. All they ask is that you consider making a donation to support Children's Hospital through Children's Miracle Network. Num!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

feb 22nd 2010



The Olympics! The thrill of victory! The agony of defeat! The funny looks on the figure skater's faces!

Here's some of the funniest looks on figure skaters faces at the Vancouver Olympics.



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feb 19th 2010

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...18 year old Samuel J. Bain of rural Sheboygan Falls. He's the kid who allegedly attempted to make his grandmother say he didn't have to go to school by putting a "kink" the oxygen hose on her life support system.

So,

For apparently trying to get out of school by committing an act that could get him locked up somewhere that he'll really learn some lessons.

For allegedly putting a "kink" in grandma's oxygen hose, when usually, the only time the word "kink" is used in Sheboygan Falls is when describing why the neighbor man is buying sexy panties for his pig.

And for reportedly doing something that could lead to him getting locked up with a cellmate who will show him how uncomfortable it can be to have a hose in your mouth that you can't breath through.

We are proud to name Samuel J. Bain of Sheboygan Falls as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

feb 19th 2010
Comic Marc Ryan will join us in the studio Friday morning for the Rick and Len Show.

Marc will be at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton this week. Make your reservations to see him in person by calling 920-734-JOKE!

In the mean time, check him out here on Live at the Improv.



Or check out one Marc's popular "Steve" videos. See more at his site, marcryan.com.

posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

feb 16th 2010

The President of Haiti gave an interview Monday where he said that it's going to take "1000 trucks moving rubble for 1000 days" before his country can start to rebuild. What's more, they're not sure what to do with all the rubble.




Here's our suggestions.



THINGS TO DO WITH ALL THE RUBBLE FROM HAITI

10. Fill the pot holes at the Daytona Motor Speedway.

9. Move it to Detroit where by comparison it would look like an urban renewal project.

8. Tell Tiger Woods wife the rubble cheated on her. Stand back and watch as she uses a wedge to smash it all into dust.

7. Pile it at the north end of Appleton's Skyline bridge. Tell people it's "art".

6. Convince Amy Winehouse it's crack and give her an enormous pipe.

5. Grind it to a fine powder and ship it to snow challenged Vancouver so Olympians have something to ski on.

4. I don't know but I'm pretty sure Sarah Palin has the solution written on her hand.

3. Sign it to star in sequel to hit movie Valentine's Days since a pile of rocks has the same emotional range as Ashton Kutcher.

2. Soak it in urine. Tell people it's downtown Fond du Lac.

1. Fill the largest, gaping chasm known to man before the Octomom has a chance to squeeze any more kids out of it.

Keep in mind, Haiti still needs our help! One quick, painless way to help is by texting. You can make a $10 donation to the Red Cross by texting the word "Haiti" to the number 90999. Your donation will be simply added to your monthly cell phone bill.

For making contributions on-line:

Click here for Global Giving

Click here for the Red Cross

Click here for Oxfam America

Click here for the World Food Programme



posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

feb 15th 2010
January 27th Calumet County
A case of trespassing was reported at the intersection
of Steiner & Y. However, it turned out to be just the town assessor taking a nap.

February 5th City of West Allis
Police were called to the Pick N Save where an officer cited a 31-year-old man who reportedly snuck a doughnut into the men's bathroom and ate it.

January 29th Town of Menasha
A man in his 20s approached a home on Lakeshore Drive while carrying a plate of cookies. While speaking with the resident, he was invited inside due to the cold weather. The man began asking personal questions about the residents and made comments about the property. The man eventually left.

January 29th Village of Winneconne
Officers responded to the home of a woman who’d received several obscene phone calls from the same man. While police were at the woman's residence listening to the recorded messages, the man made two additional calls. When police asked why he did that, he told them he did not believe that was making calls filled with obscene suggestions was inappropriate.

February 4th Village of Howard
A 19-year-old woman was arrested at Fleet Farm where she was found concealing Hershey's Nuggets in a diaper bag.

February 1st City of Beaver Dam
Police received a report of suspicious behavior. According to a caller, there was a man on North Spring Street standing outside wearing a ski mask. The 31-year-old man was contacted and he said that he was wearing the ski mask to keep warm while he was standing outside.

January 29th City of Neenah
A Neenah man told police that a woman who stayed with him in a hotel room stole his car, Xanax pills and $35 in cash. He said he awoke at 3:30 a.m. to find the woman and the items gone. The man only knew the woman’s first name and that she frequented the Paradise Club.

January 30th City of Neenah
Police referred a 24-year-old Neenah man on charges of trespassing, damage to property and disorderly conduct after he forcibly broke into the home of his former girlfriend and her boyfriend. The suspect tackled the boyfriend and threatened him with a frying pan. The boyfriend, in turn, armed himself with a hatchet that he kept under a couch cushion for just such situations.

January 21st City of Menasha
Police were called to Wittman Park Lane where a man was dismantling everything in sight in an effort to rid his apartment of bugs that he was actually just hallucinating.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

feb 15th 2010



In response to the e-mail complaint reprinted verbatim below, we are happy to make available this new line of Rick and Len T-Shirts. They're just $19.99 each plus shipping. To order yours, click here!

Rick, from Rick and Len Show

How dare you say Sarah Palin is idoit? I bet you can't think of one, one good reason why she is an Idoit, you know what Rick! Your an idoit!! Yes You! My friend except your not my friend. They should change your name to Feces the clown. Because your a squeeky little turd. I'm sick of your annoying voice. Why do dislike Sarah? I hope your hero Barrack Obama breaks into your house and eats your pets. If you don't have any pets then I hope your hero Barrack Bin Laden breaks into your house and bites your nipple and whips you with a leather belt. Sarah Palin is a babe! You probably think Nacy Polsi is hot...wait you like men...i forgot! You probably think Keith Olbermann or San Fransico Mayor Gavine Newsome is hot. How dare you, speak bad about Sarah! You Communist basterd. Get out of my country you communist!!! WAPL has crossed the line by having way too many commericals and they have stopped playing the good stuff like Zeppelin the Beatles, Rush. You keep playing that ozzy or AC/DC, and that beanie weanie hair band crap. Who do you think you are Dennis the Menace?! Huh! You snot nosed communist punk! Sarah Palin is more cute then a baby lamb on wheels! On wheels for crying out loud! You stupid liberal communist idoit! I'm not going to listen to WAPL anymore!! I'm up to here with their macho headgames! You communist! You probably want to take a bath with Sean Penn, a communist bath, you dirty communist bath loving commie! Mike Huckabee is going to kick you in the ass.-Jim
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feb 15th 2010
So epic for all of the wrong reasons.
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feb 11th 2010




Rick brought you some souvenirs from his vacation trip to New Orleans.

Listen the the Rick and Len Show in the week ahead for your chance to win one of these very rockin' shirts from Voodoo Harley Davidson in New Orleans.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

feb 11th 2010

This totally bad ass new mugshot of Gary Coleman makes me wonder, what's your favorite celebrity mug shot? Click here to peruse this slide show of mugshots of the rich and famous and let us know!

(I'm partial to #19 where Andy Dick looks like a cross between a Satan and a gay goat!)

-Rick-
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

feb 11th 2010
I like the one where Len was arrested for.....

Oh wait, that one hasn't happened yet. Never mind.
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feb 11th 2010
If you've ever been mistaken for Rick or Len, you're probably not going to be on the cover of the SI Swimsuit Issue. (unless your particular SI is Seriously Indigent)
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