The woman also says that Kratz later sent her a text in which he invited her to go with him to an autopsy, provided she would be his girlfriend and would wear high heels and a skirt.
She says she met Kratz through a dating service. I'm guessing, E-ewwwwwHarmony.com.
The other development is that Kratz, while refusing to resign, has decided to take medical leave. Gee, I wonder what's wrong with him?
Here's some possible medical conditions afflicting "The Prize".
Nymph-amania: A neurological condition that results in sufferers excessive use of the word "nymph".
Hypersensitivity to Acetic Acid: An allergic reaction to vinegar brought on by being such an enormous douchebag.
AIDS: Contracted from oral contact with his own gay-ass mustache.
Tennessee Tux-ocity: a rare congenital disorder where a person's own body starts poisoning itself out of shear embarrassment upon learning that it looks like Chumley, the cartoon walrus from the 60's cartoon series Tennessee Tuxedo.
Cream of the Cropophilia: A delusional disorder where the sufferer believes himself to be a prize when, in fact, that's only true if the prize is for biggest, steaming hot turd.
Inflammation of the digiti primus:An infection of the thumbs caused by excessive texting alternating with sitting around with them both up your ass while you should be writing your resignation.