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mar 24th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Merriett Cox, the 53-year-old Chilton man who this week pleaded no contest to charges of neglecting a child after reportedly leaving his 2 ½ year-old daughter in his car while he drank at the Redliner Bar in Menasha earlier this month. Oh wait, did I say 2 ½ YEAR old? I meant 2 ½ MONTH old daughter. Officers were called to the bar for reports of an uncooperative, drunk man.

Cox reportedly had arrived at the bar around noon, but bartenders eventually would not serve him anymore because of how drunk he was. That's when they discovered the infant in his car.

So,

For apparently not knowing which of them was supposed to be on a bottle.

For committing the worst atrocity involving a baby since I accidentally farted on that one a few years ago.

And for not realizing that leaving a baby in a car while you get drunk in a bar is not the way you did things in Menasha when rRick was a kid. When Rick was a kid in Menasha, you'd bring the baby in the bar while you got drunk. It's how he learned to make friends!

We are proud to name Merritt Cox of Chilton as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:22 am Comment On This Post

mar 24th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Merriett Cox, the 53-year-old Chilton man who this week pleaded no contest to charges of neglecting a child after reportedly leaving his 2 ½ year-old daughter in his car while he drank at the Redliner Bar in Menasha earlier this month. Oh wait, did I say 2 ½ YEAR old? I meant 2 ½ MONTH old daughter. Officers were called to the bar for reports of an uncooperative, drunk man.

Cox reportedly had arrived at the bar around noon, but bartenders eventually would not serve him anymore because of how drunk he was. That's when they discovered the infant in his car.

So,

For apparently not knowing which of them was supposed to be on a bottle.

For committing the worst atrocity involving a baby since I accidentally farted on that one a few years ago.

And for not realizing that leaving a baby in a car while you get drunk in a bar is not the way you did things in Menasha when rRick was a kid. When Rick was a kid in Menasha, you'd bring the baby in the bar while you got drunk. It's how he learned to make friends!

We are proud to name Merritt Cox of Chilton as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:22 am Comment On This Post

mar 20th


March 4th City of Waukesha
Police arrested a 50-year-old man who urinated in front of a Girl Scout's cookie sale table at Wal-Mart, then reportedly attempted to shoplift before passing out in a motorized scooter inside the store in the middle of the afternoon.

March 7th City of Waukesha
A man who reportedly crashed his car into a street sign then drove over the curb and onto some grass told an anonymous bystander who witnessed the incident that he "wasn't drunk, just having a very bad morning".

March 9th City of Brookfield
Police responded to a report of a neighbor dispute. The complainant also told police that that day the neighbor had smirked at him and said something under his breath that he did not understand but made him feel intimidated and afraid for his safety. The complainant also told police that his neighbor "continuously vomits in his driveway" throughout the night.

March 8th City of Port Washington
Police received a report of a suspicious person in a residence where the lights were all out in the house and someone was walking around with a flashlight. Contact was made with the adult resident at the house and she advised police they were playing flashlight tag with their young child...who was winning.

March 3rd Town of Bern (Marathon County)
Police charged a 56-year-old woman with putting an assortment of pills in her bosses coffee. The woman reportedly confessed to police that she put caffeine pills, water pills, anti-anxiety medication and eyedrops solution in her bosses coffee for about three weeks. Her boss contacted police after finding what the police report called a "slummy lump" at the bottom of his coffee cup for a couple weeks. The woman told police she did not intend to kill her boss with the pills, she was only trying to make him sick enough to forget about $2000 he loaned her.

March 9th Village of Rudolph
A woman called police and reported that while her 10-year-old son was waiting for a bus, a man in a car drove by and threw a $5 bill at him.

March 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police arrested a man and a woman after a caller reported they were acting strangely and the woman was dancing in a parking lot.

March 14th City of Green Bay
A man called police to complain that his Mcdonalds fish sandwich was not right. The color requested police come to his home to investigate what is wrong with is McDonald's fish sandwich. 

March 14th City of Sheboygan
Police responded to a report of an old man stuck on a toilet.

March 15th City of Beaver Dam 
A 22-year-old woman told police that while she was shopping at Walmart, a man wearing a kilt bent over and exposed himself to her. An officer reviewed the video footage and deemed the exposure unintentional.

February 25th City of Brown Deer
A woman reported the theft of her wallet by a man she met on the dating app “Plenty of Fish”. The man, known only as “The Legend,” took her wallet with $2 cash.

March 7th City of Menasha
Police were called to Gegan Elementary School to stop a kindergarten student who is tearing other children's artwork off the walls and telling the teacher to "Shut up, bitch".
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:52 am Comment On This Post

mar 10th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…. 18-year old Josephine Garczynski of Sheboygan Falls who, together with her boyfriend, were charged Wednesday with armed robbery.

Posting under the alias, “Josephine King” (get it? She’s Jo-king) Garczynski reportedly invited a man she met on Facebook to meet in person and "hang out". When she met the man, she had him get into her vehicle before the boyfriend allegedly jumped in the back seat, held a gun to the man's head and took his wallet and cell phone. Sheboygan police traced Garczynski through her Facebook information, which led to her arrest at her father's home and this is here the weenie part comes in.

According to police, as Garczynski was being handcuffed by officers, she asked her father to take pictures… so she could post the photos of her arrest on Facebook!

So,

For attempting to merge social media with anti-social behavior.

For allegedly committing an act that makes me think they should have a separate social media site for people busted for Facebook related crimes and call it Face "book’em".

And for asking her dad to take the pictures of her first felony arrest. As far as proud days in any father’s life go, I’m guessing that that falls somewhere between asking him to photograph his daughter serving her first high school detention and asking him to video his daughter's first gang bang.

We are proud to name 18-yearold Josephine Garczynski of Sheboygan Falls who wanted her dad to take pics of her arrest so she could post them to Facebook as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:56 am Comment On This Post

mar 6th


February 22nd City of Menasha
An employee at an office that offers free tax assistance and preparation, called police to report receiving threatening voicemails from a customer. The customer was upset because they wouldn't do her taxes and, in the second of two threatening voicemails, could be heard saying, "You can tell your tax people to die and eat my poop!"

February 12th Village of Jackson
Police were called to a residence regarding a 19-year-old man who was fighting with his parents. Further investigation revealed that the man shoved members of his family and threatened to spray his mother with Old Spice.

February 24th City of Oconomowoc
Police were called to an apartment for a report of a neighbor dispute. A resident said a bag of rotting meat was placed in front of an apartment door, and later it was in front of his door. He said he put it back in front of the door he had first seen it in front of. Later, he saw the neighbor put the bag back in front of his door. Both denied they had originally set out the bag, and police could not determine who originally put out the bag of rotting meat.

February 4th Village of Jackson
Police were called to a residence where someone vandalized their property by pouring Spaghetti-O’s on their walkway.

March 1st City of Green Bay
A resident at a Commanche Avenue location called police to report a woman who may or may not be a prostitute passed out in the laundry room.

February 19th City of Neenah
An employee of a retail establishment on Gillingham Road stated a male tried to pay for an item with a Canadian coin. When the employee refused, he said he didn't care and took the item anyway.

February 24th Village of Hales Corners
Police went an apartment after receiving several complaints about a man and a woman yelling and screaming inside. Police discovered there was only one man inside the apartment, who admitted he was yelling at himself because he was just given a 60-day notice to vacate, presumably for making too much noise.

February 24th City of Menasha
A caller at a Wittmann Drive location reported finding drugs and drug paraphernalia in a business parking lot. According to the caller, they found pipes and two plastic bags filled with a green leafy substance that appeared to be marijuana lying in the parking lot in a Disney's Alice in Wonderland bag.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:56 am Comment On This Post

feb 24th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…22-year-old Russell Doupe of Madison who was arrested for taking off all his clothes in the first-floor rotunda of the state Capitol building in the middle of the afternoon and running around the balustrade area "completely naked" and "exposing his genitals." Doupe's best friend told police afterward that his buddy decided to run through the state Capitol naked to protest "the financial decisions of President Trump."

And yes, alcohol is believed to be a factor.

So,

For not understanding that you can’t just do idiotic things in the Wisconsin State Capitol building and then expect to get away with it…until you’ve been elected.

For apparently feeling the need to take off his clothes to show the world that he has balls just so nobody would mistake him for one our state legislators who clearly don't.

And for not realizing that the only nudity allowed in the Wisconsin State Capitol is our governor’s naked ambition.

We are proud to name Russell Doupe, the Madison man who got naked in the state Capitol earlier this month as the Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:05 pm Comment On This Post

feb 20th


PRESIDENTIAL TRIVIA YOU NEVER LEARNED IN SCHOOL

George Washington...To his grave, denied cutting down that cherry tree, Insisting  it  was just "fake news" from the irresponsible mainstream media.

Martin Van Buren…he was not only our first president born to immigrants from the Netherlands. He was also the first president to use the White House master bedroom to give his wife a Dutch Oven.

Rutherford B. Hayes...sported a beard his entire adult life just to cover the fact that he had a chin that looked like a schnauzer’s butthole.

Grover Cleveland...remains the only president to share a first name with a Sesame Street character not counting President Snuffleupagus Jackson.

Richard Nixon…was so crooked he was buried in a coffin shaped like the letter C.

President Lyndon Johnson...would host baseball games on the White House lawn during which he’d amuse his staff by using his abnormally large penis as a bat.

Warren Harding... during his first term, his vice president was his imaginary friend "Skippy".

Dwight D. Eisenhower was so fond of the game of golf because the balls had exactly the same number of dimples as his wife’s pudenda.

James Madison...inadvertently started the War of 1812 when he refused to apologize for a particularly loud and noxious fart he let during a state dinner with the British ambassador.

President Bill Clinton...once got his penis stuck in the drain of a bathtub he mistook for a chubby, white girl.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:46 am Comment On This Post

feb 17th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Green Bay Packer General Manager Ted Thompson who hasn’t said jack frickin’ squat to T.J. Lang about the team’s intentions concerning the popular offensive lineman’s free agency status.

So, For not immediately re-signing him following a pro-bowl season, despite T.J. being the heart and soul of an offensive line that this season routinely gave Aaron Rodgers enough time to bake a cake before throwing a pass.

For just leaving T.J. hanging there like he’s Lance Armstrong good ball.

And for apparently thinking Don Barclay will be as good replacement for Lang which is like thinking hot horse piss is a good substitute for cold beer. (Nothing against Barclay, but so far he has proven himself to be NO T.J.)

We are proud to name Packer GM Ted Thompson as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:30 am Comment On This Post

feb 13th


January 29th City of Waukesha
An intoxicated woman thought her husband was trying to start their garage on fire after the two had an argument at their home. According to a police report, the man merely turned on a meat smoker in the garage to keep warm after his wife locked him out.

January 30th City of Waukesha
Police received a report of a man wearing a cape jumping in and out of traffic. The caped crusader was gone by the time police arrived.

January 23rd City of Neenah
A vehicle on South Park Avenue was idling in the driveway of the Neenah pool with one male occupant and no lights on. When an officer drove into the lot, the driver turned on the lights and left. After making a traffic stop, the officer found the driver was... perhaps the last person on earth still playing Pokemon Go.

January 24th City of Neenah
Police responded to reports of a woman on South Commercial Street going door-to-door asking people for money so she could buy cigarettes. Officers made contact with the woman who said she realized after she started it wasn't a good idea.

January 23rd Village of Fox Crossing
Officers responded for a report of a woman screaming in an apartment on Wilson Street. Officers spoke with a 34-year-old woman, who said that she was mad at her roommate. As officers investigated, it was determined that the woman was actually alone and the roommate she was yelling at was not in the apartment.

January 24th Village of Fox Crossing
A clerk at a convenience store called to report that a car has been parked in the back with someone in it for awhile. An officer located the car and found the driver was asleep. The driver, a 19-year-old man, told the officer that he had four beers earlier and drove to the convenience store parking lot as he likes to listen to music and didn’t want to wake his parents.

February 7th City of Oak Creek
A man called police and reported that he helped a stranger change a flat tire in the parking lot outside Kwik Trip. After the tire was changed, the driver gave the man a hug for helping him. During the hug, the driver picked the pocket of the man who helped him, stealing his $650 Samsung Galaxy S7 cell phone and about $30 in cash.

February 7th City of Oak Creek
A man was charged with disorderly conduct for his behavior while he was being charged with disorderly conduct. Police had been called to the Motel 6 where the man had been evicted for being loud. As the man was being taken into custody, he purposely poured a can of beer on to the motel carpet. While booking the man, he then "exposed his penis and urinated on the booking room floor" earning himself the second disorderly conduct charge.

February 4th City of Greenfield
An anonymous caller reported seeing a “pretty bird” under the freeway and wanted police to make sure it was okay. An officer responded to the area and found that the "pretty bird" was a colorful pigeon and was just fine.

January 29th City of Glendale
A 34-year-old man at Buffalo Wild Wings was cited for disorderly conduct after he received his order of chicken wings and then began to throw them around the restaurant in anger because he didn’t get barbecue sauce. When removed from the restaurant, the man continued to yell, saying he just got out of prison.

February 11th City of Oshkosh
A caller reported a man on Vine Street, near the UWO campus, who appeared to be drunk and had a handgun at a house. About 30 minutes later, the man went outside and fired the gun into the air. When police arrived, the man told them he fired the gun because he just "felt like doing something crazy".

February 9th Town of Saratoga
A man called police and reported finding underwear in his house that do not belong to him.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:56 am Comment On This Post

feb 10th



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Michael Witzke, the owner of Knights Jewelry in Appleton who was arrested Tuesday on charges of dealing methamphetamine out of his jewelry store which is less than 1000 feet from a middle school.

So,

For going from selling earrings to ‘earing the words “you’re under arrest”.

For going from selling 14-karat gold bracelets, to himself, sporting a pair supplied by the PD that are made from a far less precious metal.

For reportedly committing acts that could result in him being sentenced to spending a long time in a place where the only jewels he’ll be getting close to might be those of an overly affectionate cellmate.

And for allegedly thinking he could make more with crystals than he could with diamonds.

We are proud to name Michael Witzke, the owner of Knights Jewelry in Appleton who was arrested for allegedly dealing meth out of his store as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:10 am Comment On This Post

feb 3rd


THINGS TO DO WHILE NOT WATCHING THE SUPER BOWL

10. Watch the puppy bowl and bet fifty large on which one takes the biggest dump.

9. Write raunchy homoerotic fan fiction about a steamy affair between Joe Buck and Troy Aikman.

8. Play ongoing game of hide and seek with the bookie with whom you bet $5000 on the Packers to beat the Falcons all while adjusting to the idea of a future without thumbs.

7. Update investment portfolio to include Mexican manufactures of 41 foot ladders.

6. Bang Tom Brady's hot model wife while he's busy getting his cheating ass handed to him by the Falcons.

5. Consume all food and beverage items advertised during the big game just to see if you succumb to diabetes or liver failure first.

4. Keep wondering if all the time you spent at last’s year’s Super Bowl party sticking our face in the bowl of Cheetos and doing your “hilarious” Trump impression is the reason you didn’t get invited to any Super Bowl parties this year?

3. Play a spirited game of "got your nose" a leper.

2. Go to UC-Berkley, toast marshmallows over the still smoldering remains of our crumbling civilization.

1. Plan a full day with your wife or girlfriend going to one of those places where you make and paint your own pottery…all while gamely struggling not to put the gun in your mouth.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:47 am Comment On This Post

feb 3rd


We are proud name is this week’s Rick and Len show Weenie of the Week… Lovea Moore, the 20-year-old woman believed by police to be responsible for the theft of $18,000 worth of Crest tooth whitening strips, Rogaine hair growth treatment and razor blades from stores in Green Bay, De Pere, Oshkosh, Kaukauna, Neenah and Appleton. Moore is believed to have taken $6,000 in tooth whitening strips in Green Bay alone.

It is unclear why she allegedly wanted or needed $18,000 in hair growth formula, teeth whiteners and razors. We can only presume she's involved with some guy whose physical appearance she's trying to fix.

So,

For apparently dating a guy whose head must be as hairless as a pole dancer’s taint.

For apparently having a fella whose teeth must be as yellow as the streets of Fond du Lac at bar time.

And for apparently being involved with a dude whose face must be fuzzier than most women’s memories of a night with Bill Cosby.

We are proud to name Lovea Moore, the woman arrested for the theft of $18,000 worth of razors, Rogaine, and tooth whitening strips from northeast Wisconsin stores as this week's Rick and Len Show... WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:27 am Comment On This Post

jan 23rd


Usually to see a spanking like that you've got to go to a Fifty Shades of Gray movie.

Usually to see a shellacking like that you’ve got to refinish an antique armoire.

Usually to see a pasting like that you have to join me for my Thursday night scrapbooking class.

Usually to see a hammering like that you have to piss off Thor.

Usually to see a beating like that you gotta watch the video of that LA cop pulling over Rodney King.

Usually to see a waxing that thorough you’ve gotta stare at porn star’s cooter.

Usually the only thing you see get crushed that badly is Rick’s nuts on a narrow bike seat.

Usually the only thing you see get that thoroughly battered is a lake perch on a Friday night.

Usually the only thing that takes a licking like that is Bill Clinton’s penis.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:52 am Comment On This Post

jan 20th



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…28-year-old Kyle Bennin of Sheboygan. Last Thursday, he says he snorted a line of heroin, and then not being able to get the taste of the heroin out of his mouth, Bennin reportedly snorted crystal methamphetamine and went for a walk, at which point he saw a vehicle running in a driveway with no one around. Bennin told officers he "thought to himself that maybe this was the adventure he was looking for" and took the vehicle, but later got it stuck in the snow.

Bennin was arrested, charged with a misdemeanor and released.

Later that night, apparently still looking for “adventure”, Bennin reportedly damaged an Alliant Energy electrical box at an apartment building causing a power outage because he “gets a bad vibe from that building and thought that there may be vampires or a pedophile inside.”

Still, he wasn’t done looking for “adventure”. About 1am, Bennin knocked on a woman’s apartment door, while reportedly fondling himself. Bennin admitted to touching himself and told police the meth increases his libido and “kind of made him go off the rails.”

So,

For allegedly stealing a car, causing a power outage and fondling himself for an unwilling audience…all of which he meth-took for adventure.

For actions leading me to believe that the electrical box at that blacked out apartment wasn't the only thing in this story not hooked up right.

For apparently trying to protect Sheboygan from “vampires and pedophiles” begging the question, where are the vampires and pedophiles to protect Sheboygan from Kyle Bennin?

We are proud to name alleged meth head, car thief, vandal and public self-fondler Kyle Bennin of Sheboygan as this week's Rick and Len Show... WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:27 am Comment On This Post

jan 19th


INAUGURATION DRINKING GAME

Every time President Trump mentions the wall, drink a shot of tequila since I’m guessing the price on that stuff is going to be going way up real soon.

Whenever they show the President’s sons, Eric and Donald Jr, in their honor, drink two shots…of Bryl-Creem.

If the new President takes the oath of office on a miniature bible to make his right hand look bigger...drink a beer out of mug so enormous that it makes your hands look just as tiny as his.

If President Trump eschews using a bible and instead takes the oath of office with his right hand on Vladamir Putin’s left nipple…chug a whole bottle of premium Russian Vodka.

If when Hillary shows up, instead of locking her up, he just grabs her by the coochie... drink whatever you’ve got until your arms flail about like you’re the president mocking a disabled reporter.

If they show Bill and Hillary acting like a happy, loving couple... drink something that's going to taste just as good coming back up and it was going down.

Every time MS-NBC shows a shot of Chris Matthews, take a drink...of anything just to take your eyes off the TV long enough so you don’t find yourself staring at his very last Obama boner.

If you see President Trump use his inaugural speech as an opportunity to finally release his tax returns drink… a couple Red Bulls because, if you think he's going to do that, you need to wake up becuase you’re dreaming.

If the Russian hookers show up and confirm that one story, drink anything to fill your bladder with enough urine the president pays you to ruin a hotel bed.

If Kanye West interrupts the President’s speech with “Yo Donald, I'm really happy for you. I'mma let you finish, but Beyonce deserves to be president” …stop drinking, you’re going to want to clearly remember every moment of his secret service beat down.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:18 am Comment On This Post

jan 11th


December 11th Village of Omro
An anonymous caller reported a male subject walking northbound between Scott and Main Streets in the middle of the road, deviating back-and-forth. Another caller reported the man running through his yard, yelling and eating snow. Officers located the man in another yard, partially dressed, eating snow and making a snow angel. The man was transported to the hospital to stay until the controlled substance he had taken had worn off.

December 26th City of Antigo
Police received a call from a female subject requesting a ride to the store from officers to get cigarettes. Officers informed the woman that they do not do that and offered to give her the phone number for the transit system. The woman then told officers that getting the cigarettes was a matter of life or death and that if she did not get them she may end up "whacking herself". Officers told the woman she needed to get a ride from someone else.

January 4th Dane County
An employee at Ho Chunk casino called police after finding a plastic bag containing a "golf ball size amount" of heroin on the floor. Police checked surveillance camera video which revealed the plastic bag dropping out of the sweatpants of a recently arrived gambler. Officers located the gambler seated at a slot machine waiting to collect is $1500 winnings. According to the police report, "that is where his luck ran out".

December 26th City of Oak Creek
A woman was arrested after grabbing another woman’s purse out of her shopping cart in a checkout line at Pick ’n Save and then running out of the store and into a waiting cab. A security employee was able to stop the cab from leaving the lot and the woman was taken into custody. During the investigation police discovered the woman did not have any money to pay her $20 fare, so she had the driver stop at the store so she could run inside and steal a purse.

December 22nd City of Waukesha
Police received a report of a man who threatened to "shoot up" Fredrick's Hallmark Shop after a manager there refused to give him a cash refund for items he returned.

December 23rd City of Oak Creek
Police were called to an apartment complex where a man allegedly pulled a gun and threatened one of his neighbors during an argument about their loud snoring.

December 24th City of Oak Creek
A woman was taken into custody for disorderly conduct for pounding her fist on the registration counter and knocking over a Christmas tree in a motel lobby.

December 30th City of Oak Creek
Police went to Woodman's for a report that a man was bothering other customers while walking around the liquor department, opening bottles of alcohol and drinking out of them.

December 18th City of Greenfield
A Pet World employee called police and reported that a heavyset white male with a beard and a heavyset white female wearing glasses and a blue headband stole their Uromastyx (spiny-tailed lizard).

December 21st Village of Pewaukee
A woman called police to report an unknown person had decapitated her snowman.

December 22nd Village of Grafton
Police arrested a man for shoplifting after he fled a store with 28 DVDs stuffed down his pants.

January 5th Village of Oostburg
Police responded to an emergency at the Pizza Ranch where a male who accidentally used his mother's cosmetology bag, is bleeding profusely from a razor cut.

December 31st City of Antigo
A man police had been informed was driving erratically, pulled into the parking lot of the walk-in clinic and entered the emergency room. Officers were informed that the man had eaten a handful of rat poison two days earlier when he was intoxicated and looking for some candy. The man was cited for operating with a suspended license.

December 13th Village of Omro
A Larrabee Street resident called police because she said she had heard her boyfriend's car start up and move, but her boyfriend is currently out of town. Responding officers found no tracks around the boyfriend's car which was parked and covered in snow.

December 8th City of Green Bay
A woman who cut her finger slicing onions called 911 for advice.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:51 am Comment On This Post

jan 11th


REASONS RICK REALLY WANTS PACKERS TO BEAT THE COWBOYS.


10. Even if he had 50 colons, Cowboy’s owner Jerry Jones couldn’t be a bigger a-hole.

9. Even if he made the Guinness Book of World Records as the world’s largest odd-toed ungulate, Jerry Jones couldn’t be a bigger jackass.

8. Even if his parents were house flies and he fed exclusively on rotting flesh, Jerry Jones couldn’t be a bigger maggot.

7. Even if he had a long tail that could be used to make paint brushes and spewed road apples from his mouth, Jerry Jones couldn’t be a bigger horse’s ass.

6. Even if he held 500 gallons of viscous, gelatinous goo, Jerry Jones couldn’t be a bigger slime bucket.

5. Even if he was spherically shaped and made entirely of feces, Jerry Jones couldn’t be a bigger turd ball.

4. Even if he was born with a pouch designed to hold copious amounts of extraneous matter skimmed from the surface of foul, brackish water, Jerry Jones couldn’t be a bigger scumbag.

3. Even if he replaced every drop of blood in his circulatory system with vinegar and water, Jerry Jones couldn’t be a bigger douche-bag.

2. Even if he were attached to Ron Jeremy’s balls, Jerry Jones couldn’t be a bigger dick.

1. It will piss off Troy Aikman.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:34 am Comment On This Post

dec 16th 2016


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…a 50-year-old Manitowoc man who reportedly assaulted his 50-year-old male roommate after the victim failed to properly wash a pizza pan after using it. The victim claims the man pulled a dirty pan he had used out of the oven and asked, "Don't you know how to do your dishes, bitch?" before lunging at the victim and punching him in the mouth. 

The victim told officers he did not know the reason his roommate was so upset about the dirty pan. He said he fell to the ground, and then his roommate poked him in the eye.  The roommate then allegedly went into the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and told the victim that if he ratted him out to his parole agent about his, and he ended up going to prison, he was going to kill the victim...ALL THIS OVER A DIRTY PIZZA PAN.

So,

For not realizing that if dirty dishes were a punishable offense, I would be sitting on death row.

For allegedly threatening to kill the victim over the dirty pizza pan without asking him, What do you want on your Tombstone?

For allegedly assaulting his roommate over a dirty pizza pan but failing to make this even funnier by saying "You wanna pizza me?"

And for not understanding that his alleged offense more than just despicable ... it DeGiorno!

We are proud to name the Manitowoc man who reportedly assaulted his roommate over a dirty pizza pan as this week's Rick and Len Show....WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:27 am Comment On This Post

dec 12th 2016



December 1st City of Waukesha
A man nearly caused an accident and almost struck the curb various times. According to police, the caller who reported the incident believed the man was driving drunk. However, the driver passed every field sobriety test police administered. The man explained to officers that he was probably swerving because he was filling out a job application while driving.

November 3rd City of Antigo
A woman reported to police receiving a call from a woman who told her she would send her a bill for $500 if she didn't renew her subscription to TV Guide. The caller told the officer she gave the woman her credit card number but later thought it might be a scam and canceled her credit card.

November 20th City of Menasha
A caller on Broad Street wanted to report an after-the-fact disturbance. He told police that he was not getting along with his ex-girlfriend and she was calling him names. She also took the crackers he was eating and threw them on the ground.

November 21st City of Glendale
Police arrested a shoplifting suspect after he was spotted shoving cookie dough down his pants.

November 15th City of Neenah
A caller witnessed a bus driver get out of his bus and walk down the street “checking garbages”. The driver was warned about his behavior.

November 28th City of Waukesha
Staff at an elementary school counseled a third-grade student after the boy threatened to bring a gun to school. A police report said the school staff eventually determined the boy was talking about a Nerf gun and the issue was resolved.

November 28th City of Waukesha
Police were called after two men got into a shouting match inside a public restroom when one of them became upset about how much time the other was taking while using the stall.

December 2nd City of Oak Creek
During a traffic stop, police noticed an unlicensed 9mm handgun with loaded magazine concealed in a child safety seat occupied by the driver's infant son.

December 6th Village of Grand Rapids
Police responded to a report of a man who had gotten out of his vehicle and was waving at passing drivers.

December 6th Village of Nekoosa
A man called the police and reported there was a white man with tattoos on his arms "bouncing around the convenience store".

December 7th City of Sheboygan Police responded to a report of a car accident on Knepprath Road. One vehicle was overturned and on its hood. The driver was uninjured but refused to get out of the overturned car because it was too cold outside.

December 3rd City of Beaver Dam A resident reported to police that someone stole a roll of toilet paper and placed a dirty diaper in a cupboard.
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:59 am Comment On This Post

dec 9th 2016


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Nathan Meleski of Slinger who reportedly got drunk, lost his cell phone and then couldn't find his friends at Lambeau Field after the game on Sunday. Meleski convinced a Yellow Cab driver to take him 111 miles to Richfield on a promise to pay on arrival. Meleski had the driver drop him at a truck stop in Richfield where he said he was going to withdraw the money from an ATM for the cab fare which was $475. Instead, Meleski slipped out the back of the truck stop and fled.

The taxi driver called police who had no way to of tracking down the culprit. Or rather, they wouldn’t have had a way to track the culprit…if it hadn’t just snowed. With the fresh snow on the ground, police easily followed Meleski’s footprints to a downtown bar where they found and arrested him.

So,

For leaving more tracks than Keith Richards’ favorite needle.

For defrauding a cab driver taking you home from a football gave which should get you relegated to the "taxi squad".

For thinking he was getting away clean when, in fact, he was making himself easier to follow than the plot of an episode of Murder She Wrote.

We are proud to name … Nathan Meleski of Slinger as this week's Rick and Len Show....Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:25 am Comment On This Post