We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Tyler Zastrow, a 19-year-old Sheboygan man who is facing criminal charges for allegedly assaulting a park ranger at Kohler Andre State Park Saturday. The altercation reportedly began when the ranger responded to reports that Zastrow was hiding in the woods and jumping out to scare unsuspecting women on their way to the bathroom. When the ranger confronted him, Zastrow allegedly began wrestling, kicking and punching him. After being subdued with pepper spray, Zastrow reportedly apologized for hitting the ranger and asked to not be arrested because “it would screw up his ‘pre-law’ degree.”
Roughing up the ranger...which sounds like a euphemism for masturbation which is fitting since he behaved like a jerk off.
For not realizing that nobody beats the park ranger….unless, of course, you’re “smarter than the average bear”. (and he clearly is not “smarter than the average bear”.)
For thinking he still has a shot at becoming a lawyer despite being a complete douchebag…which, now that I think of it, is actually a pretty good combination.
We are proud to name Tyler Zastrow of Sheboygan as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.