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may 6th 2013
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the pastor of the Wisconsin church who canceled retired Packer Leroy Butler’s speaking appearance on bullying because Leroy refused to delete a Tweet congratulating NBA player Jason Collins on coming out, then apologize for the Tweet and beg for God’s forgiveness. After the story went public and Leroy declined to name the church or the pastor, the pastor reportedly thanked him for keeping it quiet. Gee, way to own it! It’s nice the pastor could have the courage of his convictions.

So,

For courageously standing up for his religious beliefs just as long as nobody finds out who he is.

For apparently thinking the Golden Rule is “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you…unless you can keep it on  the down low.”

And for not living by the credo of “What would Jesus do?” because, I’m pretty sure what Jesus would do wouldn’t be act like a cowardly douchebag.

We are proud to name the pastor who cancelled Leroy Butler speaking appearance just because he congratulated Jason Collins as this week’s Rick and Len…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:33 am Comment On This Post

apr 26th 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…a 49-year-old man who, according to police, accidentally dropped his bag of marijuana in the lobby of Wells Fargo Bank in Waupun Tuesday afternoon while conducting a transaction. Officers were called to the bank after a teller noticed the man had dropped the bag of marijuana on the floor while opening an account. Later that evening, officers located the man who dropped the marijuana and he was cited for possession of a controlled substance.

So,

For apparently not understanding that a bank is a place you bring your cash…not your stash.

For going to the bank to make a deposit but possibly ending up going through withdrawal.  

For reportedly dropping his weed in front of a TELL-er instead of dropping it in front of a keep-it-to-her-self-er.

And for allegedly being in possession of marijuana and but not being able to hang on to it making him the Jermichael Finely of controlled substances.  

We are proud to name the Waupun man who got busted after allegedly dropping his marijuana while opening an account at Wells Fargo as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:39 am Comment On This Post

apr 22nd 2013


April 11 City of Waukesha
A resident called police to report someone was feeding waterfowl in front of a sign with a posted warning that read "Do not feed the waterfowl." Police investigated and found there was no law against feeding the waterfowl in the area where the "Do not feed the waterfowl" sign was posted.

April 14 City of Oshkosh
Police arrested a visibly intoxicated 34-year-old woman who struck three vehicles while pulling her car into the driveway. What's more, the driveway she pulled into was the wrong one.

April 2 City of Neenah
An employer on Lyon Drive called police to report that someone made calls to their business seeking information about one of their employees. When the information was not given out, the caller called back...hundreds of times!

April 6 City of Neenah
A 43-year-old woman reported that her boyfriend's niece had stolen money from her purse. An officer contacted to girl and her mother. The nine-year-old girl told police her mother told her if she found any money at her uncle's home she could take it. The mother admitted she told her daughter she could take any loose change she found.

April 18 City of Wisconsin Rapids
A McDonald's employee called police to report three males mooned her at the drive-through window.

April 18 City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police received a call from a man who asked to speak to an officer regarding his dreams.

April 17 City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported her neighbors kittens were having sex in our yard.

April 14 City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police received a report of a man in a parked van waving his arms around.

April 10 City of Waupun
A woman on E. Main St. called police to report that the tenant in the upper unit is angry and calling her name is through the floor.

April 14 Village of Wittenberg
A Robin Road resident called police to report they were concerned that someone might be living in their garage. They told police that they thought this might be the case because their grandson had found a pile of poop by the door.

April 7 City of Germantown
Police responded to a residence after receiving a report of an unknown male yelling and causing a disturbance. Officers located the male subject and found he was having a loud conversation with himself while listening to the metal band Machine Head on his headphones. He was advised about yelling along with his music.

April 13 City of Germantown
Police responded to anonymous report of a man riding a horse and screaming a woman's name. When officers arrived on the scene, they discovered a man was using his horse to propose to his girlfriend. According to police, the girlfriend said, "yes ".
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:05 am Comment On This Post

apr 19th 2013

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…the eight members of the Menasha Common Council who this week voted to select a new Council President and when the vote ended in a 4 to 4 tie, revoted ....another 165 times all ending in a 4 to 4 tie before finally coming up with the brainstorm to just pick a name out of bag.

So,

For setting a new standard for futility that even Cub fans would find embarrassing.

For wasting more time voting than anyone whomever cast a ballot for Ted Nugent as president of PETA.

For being responsible for more ugly ties than a menswear sale at the Family Dollar.

We are proud to name the Menasha Common Council as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:46 am Comment On This Post

apr 8th 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…a 26-year-old Brownsville man who was cited for disorderly conduct early Sunday morning after attempting to sit in an occupied City of Fond du Lac squad car. According to the report, the man walked up to the passenger side of the squad car and pulled on the door handle several times. After failing to open the door, the man allegedly walked to the driver’s side where an officer was sitting and started pulling on that door handle. After failing to open the squad car’s doors a second time the man gave up and walked away. Officers reportedly followed the man and he was issued a citation. The man told officers he just wanted to sit in a police car.

So,

For wanting so badly to sit in a police car but apparently lacking the balls to commit a crime serious enough to make that happen.

For failing to realize one dream by not actually getting to sit in a police car, while fulfilling another dream…assuming he dreamed to getting cited for one of the lamest crimes in the history of Fond du Lac County. (What was the charge? Attempted relaxation?)

And for attempting to enter a parked police car where he could very well have damaged delicate police equipment and, even more likely, awakened on duty police officer!

We are proud to name that 26-year-old Brownsville man as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:39 am Comment On This Post

mar 29th 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…the 21-year-old man who was driving north on Linwood Avenue in Appleton early Saturday morning when he ran a stop sign at Marquette Street, hit a snow bank and a tree, causing his car to overturn. When police arrived, they found the man had crawled out of the wreck and was yelling and dancing naked around his crashed vehicle.

So,

For proving that WTF stands for something other than Wisconsin Tourism Federation.

For dancing naked and driving fast then crashing which makes the guy a regular Magic Mich-ael Waltrip.

For dancing naked outdoors in about 15 degree weather which will make a guy’s penis disappear faster than a fart in a fan factory.

We are proud to name the guy who rolled his car in Appleton early Saturday morning and then danced around the wreck naked as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:23 am Comment On This Post

mar 25th 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Len Nelson who this week incinerated an what he described as a corn dog in our break-room microwave, filling our office with acrid smoke that made our fellow Woodward employees’ eyes as watery as a $50 cent Old Fashioned. We later learned that the corn dog in question, was actually an Armour Sausage and Pancake on a Stick which (incredibly) may actually be even funnier than a corn dog.

So,

For filling our office with more smoke than Willie Nelson’s tour bus.

For doing more damage to a sausage than an over anxious virgin with a full set of braces.

And for making almost as many people hold their breath as the last few seconds of yesterday’s Marquette game.

We are proud to name Len Nelson as this week’s Rick and Len Show BURNED….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:26 am Comment On This Post

mar 15th 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the easily outraged Julaine Appling of the Wisconsin Family Council who launched an attack this week against UW Fox Valley for being the scene of a “drag show” because she somehow thinks that seeing men dressed as women is going to mentally scar and corrupt a group of college students.

So,

For getting her nose out of joint more times than a hockey goalie without a face mask.

For being under the impression that seeing men dressed as women is the worst thing a student will ever witness in college which is like thinking that seeing someone not say “excuse me” after they burp is the rudest behavior you’ll witness on a FIB filled Labor Day weekend in Door County.

And for apparently thinking that if she got them to shut down the drag show she’d prevent people from seeing men wearing dresses when all anyone had to do is turn on the TV this week and see the College of Cardinals in their flowing red gowns.

We are proud to name Julaine Appling of the Wisconsin Family Council as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:22 am Comment On This Post

mar 8th 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Beatrice Leurquin of Two Rivers, who  was charged this week with allegedly embezzling more than $3,000 from Girl Scout cookie sales over a period of several years.

So,

For apparently not realizing that while there are Girl Scout merit badges for hiking, ceramics and swimming, there is none for embezzlement.

For allegedly committing an act that leaves a worst taste in people’ mouths than a box of the Girl Scouts new Mango Creams.

And for purportedly committing an act that makes me hope for her sake that she understands the Girl Scout oath of Be Prepared and is adequately prepared to spend a some quality time in Taycheedah.

We are proud to name Beatrice Leurqin of Two Rivers, the alleged Girl Scout cookie embezzler as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:16 am Comment On This Post

feb 15th 2013

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week….the unidentified 51-year-old Oshkosh man who allegedly stole some cigars from the Paper Tiger on North Main Street on Saturday. When police went to the man’s home to confront him, he reportedly grabbed a nearby cup of urine and threw it at an officer. That’s right. He had a nearby cup of urine.

So,

For quickly escalating  the situation from “You’re in trouble” to “Urine trouble”. 

For not understanding that urine is NOT something you throw at a police officer…it’s something you leave on the streets of Fond du Lac. 

And for not realizing that just because some people call police pigs, it doesn’t mean they want to smell like wee-wee all the way home. 

We are proud to name the Oshkosh man who threw a cup of urine that he just happened to have sitting around the house at a police officer as this week’s Rick and Len Show…Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:38 am Comment On This Post

feb 8th 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…Horace Fields, who was confronted by a homeowner when caught in the act of allegedly trying to steal a television from a North Morrison Street home in Appleton. Fields then reportedly grabbed the homeowner’s cellphone and fled. Police followed his footprints in the snow and tracked him to a home on North Oneida Street where they called the number of the stolen cellphone and followed the sound of the ring to Fields’ coat pocket.  

So, 

For reportedly leaving behind so many tracks, police could have followed him with a train. 

For allegedly making himself easier to follow than the plot of a Dick and Jane reader.

And for apparently not realizing that when you’re about to be arrested for burglary…your stolen phone has the right to remain on silent.

We are proud to name Horace Fields of Appleton as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:21 am Comment On This Post

feb 1st 2013
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show "Weenie of the Week"...
The unnamed individual responsible for a giant eight-foot snow sculpture of a penis and it's attendant testes which are standing at attention in a front yard in Lodi, Wisconsin. Police have twice advised the homeowner to take it down but as of the last time we checked it was still up. Very, very...up. The homeowner calls it "Peter." 
One neighbor says he doesn't think that ordering the sculpture's removal would violate the homeowner's first amendment rights to free speech...unless instead of "Peter,"  he called it "Art."

So, for putting up an eight-foot tall ice-hard you-know-what for everyone to see...when some of us are already more than a little self-conscious about length and girth issues...

For refusing police requests to bring the lurid display to a conclusion, perhaps because they think it would be really weird to lay hands on it now...

And for leaving a 96-inch fully engorged man thing up in his yard for at least three days, when everyone knows you're supposed to call a doctor if it lasts more than four hours...

We are proud to name the Lodi resident who has an eight-foot weenie made of snow in his front yard...or maybe the man junk scultpure itself...as this week's Rick and Len Show "Weenie of the Week."
  
posted by: Rick And Len at 7:00 am Comment On This Post

jan 25th 2013
     We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenies of the Cristi Sturgis and Stacy Gengler, two 35-year-old women who, following an argument inside Hank’s Bar in Menasha back in November, reportedly stole a 175-pound buck with a 19 1/2-inch spread out of a man’s pick-up truck. Sturgis and Gengler allegedly got into their car and tried to run over the 8-pointer to break off its antlers but the deer got caught underneath the car, half the rack broke and they drove down the road dragging it until they realized something wasn’t right. They eventually dragged the deer all the way to Jefferson Park in Menasha and with the help of a friend tossed the deer in Lake Winnebago. The deer just recently washed up, and last week the antlers were returned to their rightful owner. 

So,

For being responsible for the biggest waste of good meat since the time Tommy Lee briefly became celibate.

For apparently not understanding what every good plastic surgeon knows…you don’t mess with a nice rack.

And for doing what may very well be the dumbest thing EVER done in Menasha which is an accomplishment akin to doing the most underhanded thing ever done in Washington, the most sleazy thing ever done in Vegas or the most pathetic thing ever done on Soldier Field.

We are proud to name Cristi Sturgis and Stacy Gengler of Menasha as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:19 am Comment On This Post

jan 18th 2013
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…A 36-year-old Fond du Lac woman who was reportedly hassling a man for money. When police arrived the woman claimed the man owed her money for “sexual relations”. When police told her to take up the matter in court and leave the property, the woman claimed she had no money for cab fare and asked police to drive her home. When the officer refused, she asked for an ambulance to take her to the hospital which is located near her home. The officer said she had to be injured for her to get an ambulance, so the woman reportedly threw herself down on the ground and claimed she hurt her knee and asked for an ambulance again. This time, an ambulance was called and the woman was advised she would be billed for the ambulance ride.

So,

For apparently faking it twice in one night…once for an ambulance ride and once for money. (that she apparently wasn’t paid!)

For wanting a ride home in an ambulance. But since she claimed she was having sex with the man for money, we can only assume she is no stranger to either being in a prone position or under a red light.

For allegedly faking a knee injury, an act that could get her cited for both fraud….and impersonating Jay Cutler.

We are proud to name the Fond du Lac woman who couldn’t afford a cab and apparently faked an injury to get a ride home in an ambulance as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

dec 14th 2012
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…Chicago Bears wide receiver Brandon Marshall who made a big to do this week about the fact that he doesn’t like the Green Bay Packers. REALLLLLLY? Now I know Marshall is sort of new to this, just having joined the Bears this season, but I would have thought someone might have taken him aside by now and mentioned that THAT’S THE WAY IT SUPPOSED TO BE, DOUCHE BAG!

The Bears hate the Packers. The Packer hate the Bears. That’s not news. That’s the facts of life. It’s been that way for 91 frickin’ years. Hell, it was already that way almost 2 decades before Mike Ditka was even a glimmer in his father’s lazy eye.

Do you think the rivalry between the Packers and the Bears has been the longest and most intense in the history of the NFL because they LOVE each other? If that were the case, George Hallas and Vince Lombardi would be in Washington state right now tying the knot.

There’s no need to make some proclamation that you-don’t-like-the-Green-Bay-Packers. It’s the natural order of things. As a Chicago Bear, you’re not expected to like the Packers any more than a cobra is expected to like a mongoose, than the Hatfields are expected to like the McCoys or than Jay Cutler is expected to like the sand in his vagina. Get used to it or get out!

So,

For mistakenly believing that what comes out of his own mouth is any more insightful than what comes out of his ass.

For being more clueless than even the Jon Bonet Ramsey Homicide investigators ever were.

And for apparently thinking he’s the first Bear player to ever sip from the cup of Packer Haterade.

We are proud to name Chicago Bear Brandon Marshall as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick And Len at 3:38 pm Comment On This Post

dec 3rd 2012
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenies of the Week…the Chicago Bears. Let me explain. This week, Bears wide receiver Brandon Marshall told a reporter he knows of players who take Viagra before a game because they think it gives them “an edge”. Now, while Marshall didn’t specifically say that it was any of his teammates that were doing it, for our purposes, we can only assume.

So,

For giving a whole new meaning your receivers going “long”.

For taking extreme measures to get their defense to stiffen up for a goal line stand.

And

For claiming it’s to give them “an edge” when I’d be willing to bet it’s just to give Jay Cutler an excuse for why he gets a chubby every time a big sweaty player pounces on him.

We are proud to name the Chicago Bears as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 6:24 pm Comment On This Post

oct 26th 2012
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…The Capitol police officer who was terminated this past week after he accidentally fired his weapon inside the Wisconsin Governor’s Mansion. Neither Governor Walker or his family were at home at the time.

So,

For shooting off his weapon in an area usually more associated with politicians shooting off their mouths.

For making as many holes in the Governor’s mansion as most our governors have had in their heads.

And for being responsible for the most embarrassing accidental discharge in a government residence since Bill ruined Monica’s dress.

We are proud to name the Capitol police officer who accidentally discharged his weapon in Wisconsin Governor’s Mansion as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 5:55 pm Comment On This Post

oct 25th 2012
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…Jeffrey L. Manke of Oshkosh who was busted for speeding in Fond du Lac county last year. This week, Manke appeared before a state appeals court where he argued that Wisconsin's speeding statutes don’t pertain to him because they prohibit a PERSON from speeding. He contends his Bible studies show he is a “man”, not a “person”. Allow me to repeat that. He is a man, NOT A PERSON. Interesting distinction.

So,

For presenting an argument that proves that he doesn’t understand that justice is blind…not crazy.

For claiming he’s “a man not a person” which is like claiming he is a moron not idiot when clearly, both descriptions seem fitting.

And for trying to use the bible to talk his way out of a traffic ticket which, I’m guessing works about as well as trying to use the Wisconsin Drivers Instruction Manual to talk his way out of Hell.

We are proud to name Jeffrey L. Menke of Oshkosh as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 8:37 am Comment On This Post

oct 15th 2012
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Andrew Bishop…the 21-year-old Minnesota man who got drunk, broke a window to gain access to the Wisconsin State Capitol Building then passed out on the dome. Not IN the dome. ON the dome! He was found unconscious on the 4th floor rooftop below the dome’s observation deck.

So,

For embarrassing himself at the Wisconsin State Capitol without even bothering to get elected first the way most people who embarrass themselves in that building do.

For slipping into unconsciousness in the most embarrassing place anyone has done so since…well, since the President did it in front a live national television audience at the debate in Denver last week.

And for doing a spot-on impression of Tommy Thompson without even having to utter the words “Packer organininization”. 

We are proud to name Andrew Bishop…the Minnesota man who got drunk, passed out on the dome of the Wisconsin State Capitol Building as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:47 pm Comment On This Post

sep 21st 2012
We are SAD to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Green Bay Packer Quarterback Aaron Rodgers. (I know. This is killing me!) As you may recall, before the Packers game against the 49er’s in week one, Aaron made a friendly wager with one of the members of the music group Boyz II Men who sang the national anthem. Rodgers agreed to wear a Niners’ jersey if the Packers lost, which of course they did. It’s now been nearly two weeks and Rodgers has given no indication that he is planning to make good on the bet. As a result, a San Francisco eatery has even started serving an Aaron Rodgers’ Chicken Sandwich. Dude, I don’t want to see you in a Niner’s jersey any more than the next Packer fan, but you gotta man up on this one! A bets a bet, man. And welching on a bet can only bring some bad karma.

So,

For apparently taking redesigning the Packer uniform into his own hands and adding a yellow stripe down the back.

For making it appear to the world that his favorite grape jelly is Welches.

And for putting us in a more uncomfortable position than missionary under Rosie O’Donnell.

We are SAD to name bet welcher Aaron Rodgers as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:05 am Comment On This Post