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jul 8th 2011

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We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...

Marinette Mayor Robert Harbick, who was arrested last weekend for drunk driving after leaving a fast food restaurant parking lot and smashing into a light pole...at 3:45 p.m.! Police say his blood alcohol level measured more than point-two-four percent.

So, for running over a light pole assuring he was the only thing lit up on Marinette’s streets that afternoon.

For besmirching the image of lovely little Marinette so badly that you can actually hear them snickering over the border in Menominee.

For inadvertently changing Marinette's tourism slogan from "Your City By the Bay" to "Your Mayor Under the Influence".

And for cranking the Commodores on his car radio... "You’re once, twice, three times the limit."

We are proud to name Marinette Mayor Robert Harbick, accused of driving poop-faced drunk into a light post as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:28 pm Comment On This Post

jul 1st 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...well, first let me say this, earlier this week, we had the story of a man in Fond du Lac who had to be rescued by firefighters after he got his hand stuck while trying to retrieve a Snickers Bar from his car's gas tank. Afterward, we received a number of e-mails from listeners indicating that this poor guy should be Weenie of the Week. Really? You think he should be the Weenie? Wasn't he just doing what anyone else would do if they found someone had jammed a Snickers Bar into their gas tank? Seriously, what would you do in that situation? Leave it in there and see what kind of gas mileage it gets? So, I say "Nay!" This unfortunate Fond du Lacian is not the weenie. No! He is the victim! So, we would like to proudly name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...the jack wagon who jammed the Snickers Bar in this guy’s gas tank in the first place? Who does a thing like that?

So, for jamming something in a tight space where it doesn’t belong...an act they themselves could end up on the receiving end of should they be apprehended and sent to prison.

For apparently thinking the guys car was running like Betty White.

So, for seeming believing that there are now four grades of gasoline; regular, premium, unleaded and NOUGAT!

We are proud to name whomever stuck the Snickers Bar in the guy's gas tank in Fond du Lac (or as I like to call them, "The Bad Snicker Jammer of Fond du Lac County" ) as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:12 am Comment On This Post

jun 24th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Joseph Sloma of Denmark, a former charter boat captain, who this week was sentenced after having been found guilty of blowing up several other charter fishing boats in Kewaunee's Salmon Harbor Marina in 2009. The only reasons Sloma ever gave to investigators for his actions was the fact that he didn't like some of the charter boat captains who owned the boats and "peer pressure".

So,

For blowing up boats which is only acceptable behavior when it comes to inflatable dinghies.

For thinking he could destroy fishing boats and not be found gill-ty. (I am sooooo ASHAMED!)

For not understanding that if everybody in Wisconsin just blew up whatever they didn't like, Soldier Field would be nothing but a smoking crater and a pile of ash.

We are proud to name Joseph Sloma, the Brown County charter fishing boat captain who blew up his competition's boats as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 9:59 am Comment On This Post

jun 17th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week...Jonathan and Jared Pippert, the 32 and 27-year-old Sheboygan brothers who live with their mother and were charged Monday with disorderly conduct for fighting over a bottle of shampoo.

So,

For letting a little shampoo get them worked into a lather.

For getting into a physical altercation that left them both black and Selsen blue.

And, for in a week with many solid Weenie candidates, engaging in behavior that put them Head and Shoulders above the rest.

We are proud to name Jonathan and Jared Pippert, the adult Sheboygan brothers who were arrested after getting in a fight over a bottle of shampoo as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:00 am Comment On This Post

may 27th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt who was the driving force behind the purchase and construction of Elvis' favorite roller coaster for Bay Beach. However, after spending over 3 million dollars to bring the Zippin' Pippin to Green Bay, Schmitt and his team miscalculated how much power it would use resulting in the roller coaster blowing a fuse on it's second day of operation leaving a full load of riders stuck on board.

So,

For being no stranger to coming up short.

For building a roller coaster that has the exact same problem he has as mayor...not enough power to get the job done.

For taking Elvis Presely's favorite roller coast, and making it look like "a hunka hunka burnin' junk. I said a hunka hunka burnin' junk, I said a hunka hunka burnin' junk".

We are proud to name Green Bay Mayor and Zippin' Pimp, Jim Schmitt as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

may 20th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Mason Seckar of Oshkosh who was featured on the national syndicated TV show Inside Edition this past Monday where he described routinely using Skype to make prank 911 calls to various police agencies, mainly in St. John's County, Florida.

Seckar would tell the 911 dispatchers things like he was the father of an unconscious girl in need of help or he was shot on a motorcycle and bleeding to death, or that he was a gun-wielding maniac ready to shoot people or even that he was in a fast food restaurant bathroom doing things with his "5-year-old girlfriend". Police say Seckar made at least 180 such calls wasting a hundreds of hours of police time and valuable manpower. Seckar says he made the calls because he "was bored" and in his own defense, says he still thinks they were pretty funny!

So,

For calling 911 more frequently than Zsa Zsa Gabor calls Life Alert.

For ratcheting up the crazy in Florida when Florida needs more crazy like Osama bin Laden needs another hole in the head.

And for breaking the law just because he was bored. Hey, Mason, if everyone who listens to this show broke the law every time they got bored, we'd have a millennium long backlog of Small Town Crime Wave stories.

We are proud to name Mason Seckar of Oshkosh as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

may 13th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Judge Phillip Kirk of Waupaca who it was revealed this week that when sentencing a 71-year-old child molester appeared to defend the man's actions because the man grew up gay in a time when coming out of the closet wasn’t an option. Judge Kirk's comments included these actual statements:

"I think that if anyone believes that in the last 10 years or 15 years all of a sudden you developed an interest in homosexuality and young boys, then I must have looked ravishing in my prom dress this year."

"No one knew there was a closet to come out of in those days. You had to be very careful, because you could have found your penis floating in the Wolf as walleye bait."

And, "I think you were born gayer than a sweet smelling jock strap."

So,

For proving that justice is not only blind, her funny bone apparently isn't working very well, either.

For not realizing that just because you're gay it doesn't make you a child molester any more than wearing a long flowing black robe to work each day makes you a drag queen.

And for making me wonder whose jock strap he's been sniffing that it smells so sweet because mine has always smelled like ass and nuts. (Maybe it was taint-ed!)

We are proud to name Judge Phillip Kirk as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

may 6th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Assistant Outagamie County Staff Attorney Kenneth Wagner who, it was revealed this week, was cited for "engaging in sexual contact for compensation" at Appleton's Heavenly Touch Massage Parlor. Wagner was busted at Heavenly Touch just a few weeks after Oshkosh assemblyman Gordon Hintz made headlines by getting cited at the same place. Wagner has since resigned his position with Outagamie County.

So,

For resigning his job, which really tugs at our heartstrings, just not as hard as the woman at Heavenly Touch apparently tugged at something else.

For proving that, unlike a session at the Heavenly Touch Massage Parlor, not every story has a happy ending.

And for doing something that left him feeling like a jerk. Which, ironically, the last time he felt like a jerk, he apparently went to the massage parlor and paid someone to do it.

We are proud to name Assistant Outagamie County Staff Attorney Kenneth Wagner as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

apr 29th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...38-year-old Becky Riiser of Wausau who this past week pleaded no contest to giving cookies laced with a half box of laxatives to her college biology professor.

So,

For diminishing her chances of graduating summa cum laude in favor of trying to graduate summa cum Ex-Lax.

For not understanding that a passing grade does not generally result from making your professor pass some stools.

For not realizing that many college professors are so full of crap, a half a box of laxatives is barely going to make a dent.

We are proud to name Becky Riiser, a 38-year-old woman who gave her college professor cookies laced with Ex-Lax as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

apr 22nd 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Joseph W. Murphy of Janesville who has been charged with allegedly bilking a mentally handicapped Sheboygan man out of $30,000. Murphy has quite a history with the law dating back to 1984 when he was first arrested for armed robbery but was given a pardon by then Governor, Tommy Thompson. Murphy repaid Tommy's kindness by calling a press conference to announce he had taken advantage of Thompson. In 2000, Murphy was accused of stealing about $70,000 from his then wife during a quickie courtship and marriage, draining her bank accounts and using her personal information to run up more than $45,000 in debt. He also made news in 1997, when after receiving $50,000 in back benefits, Murphy then reportedly accused the Social Security Administration of not making an effort to protect him from himself which resulted in him gambling it all away.

So,

For being such an enormous tool he should have the words "Snap-On" tattooed across his forehead.

For making his case to be the National Colonoscopy poster boy since he truly is a perfect a-hole.

And for going by the name James, when he should be known as Richard because this guy really is a Dick.

We are proud to name James W. Murphy of Janesville who's accused of bilking $30,000 from a mentally handicapped man (and all that other stuff) as this week’s Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

apr 15th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week...the vandals who using a shovel or shovels, dug over 200 holes in the Whispering Springs Golf Course in Fond du Lac, most of them in the 3rd green. The vandals then carried the turf about 30 yards and dumped all the chunks in a creek.

So,

For committing an act that as makes about as much sense as a quantum physics lecture by Paula Abdul.

For doing as much damage to a golf course with a shovel as our own Joe Calgaro typically does to one with a driver.

And for not just digging A hole but for being A-holes.

We are proud to name the douche nozzles who vandalized the Whispering Springs Golf Course in Fond du Lac as this week’s Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

apr 8th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Bryan I. Hutcherson, the Oshkosh man who reportedly let his dog, Snoop, starve to death because "it was becoming too stressful and costing too much money to feed him."

So,

For caring for his dog by the book, assuming that book is How to Raise a Pit Bull by Michael Vick.

For thinking feeding the dog was too costly which will hopefully be nothing compared to the price he'll eventually have to pay for his actions.

And for making me hope that where ever they lock him up, it will be some place where it's just a little too stressful and a little too costly to feed him...other than a steady supply of meat on prison shower night.

We are proud to name Bryan I. Hutcherson, or Oshkosh who reportedly let his dog starve to death because it was too stressful and costly to feed him as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

mar 11th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week...whomever's been sending anonymous death threats to the 18 Republican senators since they voted to strip public workers of their collective bargaining rights...and whomever has been sending anonymous death threats to the 14 Democratic senators since they fled the state in an effort to stall a vote on the bill. Obviously, it's a really hot button issue with deeply felt emotions on both sides. But death threats? Really? You think that’s the answer?

So,

For not understanding that this is not some third world country where political decisions are decided by who has the biggest gun but rather, this is America where political decisions are decided by who has the bigger wallet.

For thinking our problems in Madison can be solved with psychotic behavior when clearly what is needed is anti-psychotic medications.

And for threatening to take the lives of Wisconsin state senators. Seriously? Do you really think if they had lives…they would be Wisconsin State Senators? Have you seen these people? If they weren’t Wisconsin state senators they would probably be living in caves, foraging for grubs and learning to scratch their names in the dirt with sticks. Threatening to take a Wisconsin State Senator's life is like threatening to like threatening to take Paris Hilton's virginity, Charlie Sheen's sanity or Vern Troyer's basketball trophies.

We are proud to name whomever has been sending death threats to Wisconsin State Senators as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenies of the Week.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

feb 25th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...Governor Scott Walker's chief of staff, Keith Gilkes. Gilkes is the man who signed off on setting up the phone call between the governor and the blogger who claimed to be billionaire financier David Koch which, of course, turned out to be a prank. Gilkes failed to recognize the call as phony, even when the blogger told him he’d have to talk to the governor using the online service Skype which of course, allowed him to avoid caller I.D.. Gilkes didn't even smell a rat when the fake Koch told him he didn't have a cell phone because, "My g-damn maid, Maria, put my phone in the washer. I'd have her deported, but she works for next to nothing."

So,

For being the biggest sucker American politics has seen since Monica Lewinsky's wriggled out from under Clinton's desk.

For setting up the call between the fake Koch and Governor Walker despite there being more red flags than you’d see at a May Day parade in Moscow.

For helping Walker embarrass himself and become the butt of jokes throughout both the state and nation, something, traditionally, Wisconsin Governors have always done without any assistance.

We are proud to name Keith Gilkes, Governor Walker’s Chief of Staff as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

feb 4th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...Robert from Sturgeon Bay who Wednesday took the time this week to write an e-mail to the radio station complaining that WAPL has been carrying the Packer games all season. Writes Robert, "I would like to comment that I dislike the fact that you air the football games such as the Packers game on WAPL. In my thoughts WAPL is a music station, so PLAY MUSIC! Don’t air football games". Robert goes on to air his mistaken belief that our ratings are "spiraling downward" and he apparently believes that this is because of us airing Packer games. Because if there's anything Wisconsinites don't care about, it’s the Green Bay Packers.

So,

For not understanding that on game day, there's a lot more people around these parts who prefer to back the Pack over Back in Black.

For not comprehending that there are considerably fewer area residents who when the Packers are playing would rather listen to us play Stairway to Heaven than listen to the Pack demolish the Steelers' so called Stairway to Seven.

And for being anti-football in Wisconsin on Super Bowl week which is sort of like trying to start a DARE Chapter at Charlie Sheen's house.

We are proud to name Robert from Sturgeon Bay (who is entitled to his own opinion, just as he's entitled to change the station) as this week's Rick and Len Show... Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jan 21st 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenies of the Week...The Green Bay Press Gazette. Oh, sure, we'd like to name someone from Chicago; one of the Bears, a member of their coaching staff, one of the truly talent-challenged sports columnists from either of their daily newspapers, perhaps some rabid, delusional Bear fan who truly believes Jay Cutler is an "elite" quarterback and not just some man-scara and guy-liner wearing mama's boy with an okay arm and a near debilitating personality disorder. And yet, it is impossible to ignore just how epically stupid it was for the Green Bay Press Gazette to misspell "Chicago" C-H-I-C-A-C-O in about 24 point type on the front page of their Monday edition. We get it. Mistakes happen. We all make them. Nobody's perfect. But seriously, "CHICACO" and NO ONE noticed an error that glaring in one inch high letters scrawled across the top of the front page of the paper.

So, for making an error so glaring Ray Charles could have seen it...and he's blind AND dead!

For giving Chicago an extra "C" which is two letter grades higher than anyone at the Press Gazette ever received in spelling.

And

For reinforcing what most FIB's already believe, that all Wisconsinites are illiterate, ass-scratching nimrods, when, as we all know, that only describes Gannett newspaper copy editors.

We are proud to name The Green Bay Press Gazette as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIES OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jan 14th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...the guy who tried to pick me (Rick) up Thursday morning on my way to work. If you missed the story, I was walking down the street at 4am when I stopped at the corner for a red light. Despite having a green light himself, the driver of a car at the intersection wildly gestured at me to go. I walked across the street, turning to give him a thankful courtesy nod, when he rolled down his window and yelled "Hey girl! Can I give you a ride somewhere?" "Hey girl?" Are you f'n kidding me? You think I'm a woman? I may not be an attractive man but even on my best day, I look worse than Brandi Favre's mug shot.

So,

For driving a car when he apparently has such poor vision, he'd be better off sliding over to the passenger seat and letting Stevie Wonder take the wheel.

For having as bad a taste in "women" as the Chicago Bears have traditionally had in quarterbacks.

And for trying to pick up people he thinks are women at 4am in the middle of January on the streets of Appleton, Wisconsin which must have a rate of success akin to that of a sturgeon spearer in the Mojave Desert.

We are proud to name the guy who tried to pick me up yesterday morning as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jan 7th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...a highly intoxicated woman who early Saturday morning, flagged down a cop on Main Street in Winneconne and asked him to give her a ride to Omro. The officer refused and instead, drove the woman to her home. Once at her home, the woman called 911 to ask for a cop to take her to Omro. An officer went to her home to tell her to stop calling 911 unless she had a real emergency. The drunken woman responded by calling 911 FIVE more times to ask for a ride to Omro.

So,

For being more persistent than a porn star's herpes.

For calling 911 more frequently than Zsa Zsa Gabor calls Life Alert.

And for dialing 911 so many times she's lucky they didn't take her to jail...couldn't be any worse than going to Omro.

We are proud to name the Winneconne woman who kept calling 911 to get a ride to Omro as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

dec 17th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...the naked postal worker of Whitefish Bay. For those of you who missed the story, the 52-year-old suburban Milwaukee letter carrier delivered the mail bare ass naked to an office in "stressed out".

So,

For not grasping that when you deliver mail for a living, the only sack your customers want to see is the one with the letters in it.

For not understanding that if he truly wanted to cheer the woman up all he really had to do was just stop delivering her bills.

For apparently thinking USPS stands for United States Pervert Service.

And for not realizing that being approached by a strange naked man in your office is about as likely to lower your stress level as a six-pack of Hardee's Thick Burgers is to lower your cholesterol.

We are proud to name the naked Whitefish Bay mailman as this week's Rick and Len...Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

dec 10th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…the Sheboygan man who had his tongue bit off by his wife. Now, I know what you’re thinking. Isn't he the victim? If anyone, shouldn’t the wife who bit off the tongue be the weenie. Well, after careful deliberation, I say "no". First off, the wife, from all accounts, suffers from some psychological problems and was probably not responsible for her actions when the incident occurred. Second, the husband knew she has psychological problems and admits he knew she was having a "manic episode' at the time of the biting. And third, in spite of this, the husband chose to enter the bathroom and French kiss his manic wife...while she was on the toilet doing her business.

So,

For not understanding that just because your wife is "dropping the puck" doesn't mean that the time for tonsil hockey has begun.

For not realizing that when your mate is "stocking the porcelain pond with brown trout" it is not the time to go fishing for love.

For not comprehending that you shouldn't go poking around in the attic when "the big brown man is knocking on your wife's back door".

And for not getting that when your wife is "negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages" it's best to just keep your own mouth shut.

We are proud to name the guy who got his tongue bit off while kissing his wife while she was on the toilet as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post