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sep 16th 2011


We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… James A. Albright III of Omro who this week, was charged with mistreatment of animals. Albright, had been instructed by police to get rid of his puppy due to poor living conditions. He reportedly responded by beating the puppy to death with a bat, explaining, “this is what all rednecks do with their dogs”.

For committing an act so heinous, the only acceptable punishment should be slathering Albright’s balls in kibble and locking him in a pen full of hungry pit bulls.

For doing the unimaginable and actually finding common ground between Ted Nugent and PETA who I’m sure, can both agree that this guy’s a tremendous a-hole!

And for doing more to give rednecks a bad name than even decades of toothless cousin humping.

We are proud to name James A. Albright III of Omro as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:05 am Comment On This Post

sep 16th 2011
Some weeks we have a runner up to Weenie of the Week. It's someone who's not quite a big enough weenie. They're our Rick and Len Show...COCKTAIL FRANK!



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Cocktail Frank…Fond du Lac cat hoarder Timothy White, from whose home, police seized 33 cats this week including some which were living in the walls of his home. This is nothing new for White. Police removed 23 cats from his possession in 2009.

So,

For going through more cans of pet food than an entire senior citizen housing complex.

For having more disgusting hairballs around his house than you’d find in Robin Williams’ shower drain.

And for having more breeds of small, furry mammals than a Korean smorgasbord..

We are proud to name Fond du Lac repeat cat hoarder Timothy White as this week’s Rick and Len Show…COCKTAIL FRANK!!!
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:00 am Comment On This Post

sep 9th 2011
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Veijzahn S. Knight, the reigning Miss Oshkosh who this past week pleaded no contest to shoplifting from Wal-Mart back n July. Knight reportedly told police she was “playing a game” with three other friends to see how much they could steal from the store. According to police, Knight had $123.18 in stolen merchandise in her purse including cosmetics, a ring, a package of Hello Kitty wristbands and four packages of Hello Kitty sleepwear.

So,

For not understanding that a tiara and sash make poor accessories for a orange jumpsuit.

For stealing cheap crap from Wal-Mart while representing Oshkosh which, when you think about it, might be too accurate of representation of Oshkosh.

And for not realizing that a pretty young woman who ends up at Taycheedah wearing Hello Kitty sleepwear, probably isn’t going to be getting a lot of sleep.

We are proud to name Veijzahn S. Knight, the reigning Miss Oshkosh who was busted shoplifting Hello Kitty merchandise from Wal-Mart as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post

sep 2nd 2011
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…24 year old Christopher Parker of Eau Claire who was arrested in Chicago this past week. Police pulled Parker over during a traffic stop and officers found a handgun, a stack of cash, and a load of marijuana in his SUV. Parker allegedly offered police $100,000 and his vehicle if they would let him go.

After reading the story of Parker’s arrest on-line, Eau Claire police began wonder how a 24-year-old would have $100,000 to bribe an officer. This lead to an investigation that connected Parker to a string of robberies in which substantial amounts of cash and jewelry was taken from homes in Eau Claire in July. So, now in addition to the possession and bribery charges, Parker is also facing probable charges in connection to the robberies.

How did Parker get himself into this predicament? In his own words, that he used while begging the Chicago police to not arrest him, “I’m just a dumbass white boy from Wisconsin”.

So,

For not realizing that the words “I’m just a dumbass white boy from Wisconsin” to a Chicago cop is like raw meat to a hungry lion.

For trying to bribe a Chicago cop with a hundred thousand dollars…which is like buying a gum ball with gold brick. (Seriously, you offered him a hundred grand when, I think most Chicago cops can be bribed with whatever change you find in your couch cushions and a half-off coupon from Krispy Kream.

And for going to Chicago and then passing himself off as a “dumb ass white boy from Wisconsin”…which could also get him charged with impersonating a member of the Wisconsin legislature.

We are proud to name Christopher Parker, "the dumbass white boy from Wisconsin" as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:23 am Comment On This Post

aug 11th 2011

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week...
Everyone who called the Appleton City Clerk's office Tuesday, and who I'm sure called city and county clerks all throughout Wisconsin, to complain that they were not allowed to cast a ballot in the six state senate recall elections being held that day.
Clerks had to explain to many angry, confused and stupid constituents that they weren't allowed to vote in the recall election because they don't live in a senate district in which there was a recall election!

So...for not being able to RECALL who their state senator even is...although, truth be told, with this bunch of louts in Madison, who really wants to be reminded of it?

For apparently trying to get a jump start on voter befuddlement over legislative districts ahead of the implementation of the new Republican redistricting plan...when all of Wisconsin will be the state of confusion...

And for trying to exercise their democratic right to vote, which is to be commended, but becoming exhibit A in the case for making people pass an intelligence test before they can cast a ballot...which means I'll never get to vote again...

We are proud to name everyone who called their city or county clerk to bitch about being denied a chance to vote in the recall elections, even though they don't live in a senate district where they were even having an election, as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:29 am Comment On This Post

aug 10th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...
the 16-year-old who was busted early Tuesday morning doing 111 miles per hour on
Highway 151 in Dodge County while on his way home from what he called a
late night "taco run" to Beaver Dam. In his defense, the driver told cops he thought he was only doing 95.
So, for not trying to outrun the deputy into the next county...I mean didn't he realize that his late night taco run qualifies as a "run for the border" anyway?
For not using a plausible excuse when pulled over...sorry, officer, but I just ate five tacos and I was speeding home because I really gotta poop. Like now!
And for telling the officer that you thought you were only going 95 miles per hour instead of the 111 he says you were traveling, which is still 30 miles per hour over the speed limit. That proves that with your math skills, you'll likely end up working in an industry where you won't have to travel far for fast food tacos...you'll be behind the counter...and you'll be getting the employee discount.
We are proud to name the 16-year-old 111-miler per hour Beaver Dam taco runner as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:00 am Comment On This Post

aug 10th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week...20-year-old Jordan Cardella of South Milwaukee and his two buddies Anthony Woodall and Michael Wezyk. Cardella convinced his friends to shoot him with a rifle so that his ex-girlfriend would feel sorry for him and take him back. Even the prosecutor called this "the most phenomenally stupid case I've ever seen". And Wezyk's attorney agreed, saying he was "sorry to bring something so stupid into (the judges) courtroom".

So,

For getting his buddy to shoot a hole in his arm...which should go perfectly with the hole he must have in his head.

For coming up with a plan so dumb, Jordan, Michael and Anthony should change their names to Moe, Larry and Curly.

And for proving that a shot in the arm with a syringe may treat a virus but a shot in the arm with a rifle is no cure for a broken heart.

We are proud to name Jordan Cardella, Michael Wezyk and Anthony Woodall of South Milwaukee as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:54 am Comment On This Post

jul 15th 2011

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...Tyler Kosmoski, the owner of the Diamond Factory, a Ashwaubenon jewelry store, who allegedly took in customers items for cleaning or repair or to sell by consignment only to turn around and pawn the items before fleeing the area. Police say they have received at least 75 complaints concerning missing items valued at $100,000 and growing. Police finally tracked Kosmoski to the Wausau area after his vehicle was found stuck in a forest near Rib Mountain. He was arrested there Wednesday night after a foot chase.

So,

For at a time when a competitor "wants to be your jeweler" instead prefers to "want to be your felon".

For going from selling 14 karat gold bracelets, to himself, sporting a pair made from a far less precious metal.

For going from selling earrings to 'earing the words "you're under arrest".

And for allegedly committing acts that could result in him being sentenced to spending up to 10 years in a place where the only jewels he’ll be getting close to will be those of an overly affectionate cellmate.

We are proud to name runaway Ashwaubenon jeweler Tyler Kosmoski as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.

posted by: Rick And Len at 4:03 am Comment On This Post

jul 15th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...Tyler Kosmoski, the owner of the Diamond Factory, a Ashwaubenon jewelry store, who allegedly took in customers items for cleaning or repair or to sell by consignment only to turn around and pawn the items before fleeing the area. Police say they have received at least 75 complaints concerning missing items valued at $100,000 and growing. Police finally tracked Kosmoski to the Wausau area after his vehicle was found stuck in a forest near Rib Mountain. He was arrested there Wednesday night after a foot chase.

So,

For at a time when a competitor "wants to be your jeweler" instead prefers to "want to be your felon".

For going from selling 14 karat gold bracelets, to himself, sporting a pair made from a far less precious metal.

For going from selling earrings to 'earing the words "you're under arrest".

And for allegedly committing acts that could result in him being sentenced to spending up to 10 years in a place where the only jewels he’ll be getting close to will be those of an overly affectionate cellmate.

We are proud to name runaway Ashwaubenon jeweler Tyler Kosmoski as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:05 am Comment On This Post

jul 8th 2011

http://youtu.be/hq1BmHXsaqM

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...

Marinette Mayor Robert Harbick, who was arrested last weekend for drunk driving after leaving a fast food restaurant parking lot and smashing into a light pole...at 3:45 p.m.! Police say his blood alcohol level measured more than point-two-four percent.

So, for running over a light pole assuring he was the only thing lit up on Marinette’s streets that afternoon.

For besmirching the image of lovely little Marinette so badly that you can actually hear them snickering over the border in Menominee.

For inadvertently changing Marinette's tourism slogan from "Your City By the Bay" to "Your Mayor Under the Influence".

And for cranking the Commodores on his car radio... "You’re once, twice, three times the limit."

We are proud to name Marinette Mayor Robert Harbick, accused of driving poop-faced drunk into a light post as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:28 pm Comment On This Post

jul 1st 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...well, first let me say this, earlier this week, we had the story of a man in Fond du Lac who had to be rescued by firefighters after he got his hand stuck while trying to retrieve a Snickers Bar from his car's gas tank. Afterward, we received a number of e-mails from listeners indicating that this poor guy should be Weenie of the Week. Really? You think he should be the Weenie? Wasn't he just doing what anyone else would do if they found someone had jammed a Snickers Bar into their gas tank? Seriously, what would you do in that situation? Leave it in there and see what kind of gas mileage it gets? So, I say "Nay!" This unfortunate Fond du Lacian is not the weenie. No! He is the victim! So, we would like to proudly name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...the jack wagon who jammed the Snickers Bar in this guy’s gas tank in the first place? Who does a thing like that?

So, for jamming something in a tight space where it doesn’t belong...an act they themselves could end up on the receiving end of should they be apprehended and sent to prison.

For apparently thinking the guys car was running like Betty White.

So, for seeming believing that there are now four grades of gasoline; regular, premium, unleaded and NOUGAT!

We are proud to name whomever stuck the Snickers Bar in the guy's gas tank in Fond du Lac (or as I like to call them, "The Bad Snicker Jammer of Fond du Lac County" ) as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:12 am Comment On This Post

jun 24th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Joseph Sloma of Denmark, a former charter boat captain, who this week was sentenced after having been found guilty of blowing up several other charter fishing boats in Kewaunee's Salmon Harbor Marina in 2009. The only reasons Sloma ever gave to investigators for his actions was the fact that he didn't like some of the charter boat captains who owned the boats and "peer pressure".

So,

For blowing up boats which is only acceptable behavior when it comes to inflatable dinghies.

For thinking he could destroy fishing boats and not be found gill-ty. (I am sooooo ASHAMED!)

For not understanding that if everybody in Wisconsin just blew up whatever they didn't like, Soldier Field would be nothing but a smoking crater and a pile of ash.

We are proud to name Joseph Sloma, the Brown County charter fishing boat captain who blew up his competition's boats as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 9:59 am Comment On This Post

jun 17th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week...Jonathan and Jared Pippert, the 32 and 27-year-old Sheboygan brothers who live with their mother and were charged Monday with disorderly conduct for fighting over a bottle of shampoo.

So,

For letting a little shampoo get them worked into a lather.

For getting into a physical altercation that left them both black and Selsen blue.

And, for in a week with many solid Weenie candidates, engaging in behavior that put them Head and Shoulders above the rest.

We are proud to name Jonathan and Jared Pippert, the adult Sheboygan brothers who were arrested after getting in a fight over a bottle of shampoo as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:00 am Comment On This Post

may 27th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt who was the driving force behind the purchase and construction of Elvis' favorite roller coaster for Bay Beach. However, after spending over 3 million dollars to bring the Zippin' Pippin to Green Bay, Schmitt and his team miscalculated how much power it would use resulting in the roller coaster blowing a fuse on it's second day of operation leaving a full load of riders stuck on board.

So,

For being no stranger to coming up short.

For building a roller coaster that has the exact same problem he has as mayor...not enough power to get the job done.

For taking Elvis Presely's favorite roller coast, and making it look like "a hunka hunka burnin' junk. I said a hunka hunka burnin' junk, I said a hunka hunka burnin' junk".

We are proud to name Green Bay Mayor and Zippin' Pimp, Jim Schmitt as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

may 20th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Mason Seckar of Oshkosh who was featured on the national syndicated TV show Inside Edition this past Monday where he described routinely using Skype to make prank 911 calls to various police agencies, mainly in St. John's County, Florida.

Seckar would tell the 911 dispatchers things like he was the father of an unconscious girl in need of help or he was shot on a motorcycle and bleeding to death, or that he was a gun-wielding maniac ready to shoot people or even that he was in a fast food restaurant bathroom doing things with his "5-year-old girlfriend". Police say Seckar made at least 180 such calls wasting a hundreds of hours of police time and valuable manpower. Seckar says he made the calls because he "was bored" and in his own defense, says he still thinks they were pretty funny!

So,

For calling 911 more frequently than Zsa Zsa Gabor calls Life Alert.

For ratcheting up the crazy in Florida when Florida needs more crazy like Osama bin Laden needs another hole in the head.

And for breaking the law just because he was bored. Hey, Mason, if everyone who listens to this show broke the law every time they got bored, we'd have a millennium long backlog of Small Town Crime Wave stories.

We are proud to name Mason Seckar of Oshkosh as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

may 13th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Judge Phillip Kirk of Waupaca who it was revealed this week that when sentencing a 71-year-old child molester appeared to defend the man's actions because the man grew up gay in a time when coming out of the closet wasn’t an option. Judge Kirk's comments included these actual statements:

"I think that if anyone believes that in the last 10 years or 15 years all of a sudden you developed an interest in homosexuality and young boys, then I must have looked ravishing in my prom dress this year."

"No one knew there was a closet to come out of in those days. You had to be very careful, because you could have found your penis floating in the Wolf as walleye bait."

And, "I think you were born gayer than a sweet smelling jock strap."

So,

For proving that justice is not only blind, her funny bone apparently isn't working very well, either.

For not realizing that just because you're gay it doesn't make you a child molester any more than wearing a long flowing black robe to work each day makes you a drag queen.

And for making me wonder whose jock strap he's been sniffing that it smells so sweet because mine has always smelled like ass and nuts. (Maybe it was taint-ed!)

We are proud to name Judge Phillip Kirk as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

may 6th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Assistant Outagamie County Staff Attorney Kenneth Wagner who, it was revealed this week, was cited for "engaging in sexual contact for compensation" at Appleton's Heavenly Touch Massage Parlor. Wagner was busted at Heavenly Touch just a few weeks after Oshkosh assemblyman Gordon Hintz made headlines by getting cited at the same place. Wagner has since resigned his position with Outagamie County.

So,

For resigning his job, which really tugs at our heartstrings, just not as hard as the woman at Heavenly Touch apparently tugged at something else.

For proving that, unlike a session at the Heavenly Touch Massage Parlor, not every story has a happy ending.

And for doing something that left him feeling like a jerk. Which, ironically, the last time he felt like a jerk, he apparently went to the massage parlor and paid someone to do it.

We are proud to name Assistant Outagamie County Staff Attorney Kenneth Wagner as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

apr 29th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...38-year-old Becky Riiser of Wausau who this past week pleaded no contest to giving cookies laced with a half box of laxatives to her college biology professor.

So,

For diminishing her chances of graduating summa cum laude in favor of trying to graduate summa cum Ex-Lax.

For not understanding that a passing grade does not generally result from making your professor pass some stools.

For not realizing that many college professors are so full of crap, a half a box of laxatives is barely going to make a dent.

We are proud to name Becky Riiser, a 38-year-old woman who gave her college professor cookies laced with Ex-Lax as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

apr 22nd 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Joseph W. Murphy of Janesville who has been charged with allegedly bilking a mentally handicapped Sheboygan man out of $30,000. Murphy has quite a history with the law dating back to 1984 when he was first arrested for armed robbery but was given a pardon by then Governor, Tommy Thompson. Murphy repaid Tommy's kindness by calling a press conference to announce he had taken advantage of Thompson. In 2000, Murphy was accused of stealing about $70,000 from his then wife during a quickie courtship and marriage, draining her bank accounts and using her personal information to run up more than $45,000 in debt. He also made news in 1997, when after receiving $50,000 in back benefits, Murphy then reportedly accused the Social Security Administration of not making an effort to protect him from himself which resulted in him gambling it all away.

So,

For being such an enormous tool he should have the words "Snap-On" tattooed across his forehead.

For making his case to be the National Colonoscopy poster boy since he truly is a perfect a-hole.

And for going by the name James, when he should be known as Richard because this guy really is a Dick.

We are proud to name James W. Murphy of Janesville who's accused of bilking $30,000 from a mentally handicapped man (and all that other stuff) as this week’s Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

apr 15th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week...the vandals who using a shovel or shovels, dug over 200 holes in the Whispering Springs Golf Course in Fond du Lac, most of them in the 3rd green. The vandals then carried the turf about 30 yards and dumped all the chunks in a creek.

So,

For committing an act that as makes about as much sense as a quantum physics lecture by Paula Abdul.

For doing as much damage to a golf course with a shovel as our own Joe Calgaro typically does to one with a driver.

And for not just digging A hole but for being A-holes.

We are proud to name the douche nozzles who vandalized the Whispering Springs Golf Course in Fond du Lac as this week’s Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post