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may 18th
Just saw two kick-ass ladies in their 60s and their fine band at the Heart concert last night at the Fox Cities Performing Arts Center. When I got home, the Billboard Music Awards were on TV. They introduce Kanye West, who claims to be a genius, and he proceeds to perform a "song" which is so profanity-laden that at least a third of it is silenced by the network's broadcast delay system.
Tell, me what kind of "genius" gets an audience of millions of people and an opportunity to showcase himself and his music and then does what he did?
Yeezus, dude, for a genius you're pretty damned stupid. Go to a Heart show and see how it's done.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:02 am Comment On This Post

may 15th


Check out the latest video from Albany, NY's Wild Adriatic for their song Strange Persuaions. It features film from throughout their 2014 tour. See if you can spot the Appleton locations!

The band is taking up a short term residency here to work on new material and put on an invite-only show Wednesday night. Win your invite from 105-7 WAPL here:…/Pag…/Wild_Wednesday_with_Wild_Adriatic

posted by: Rick And Len at 11:10 am Comment On This Post

may 15th

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…whomever stole the four baby goats and a baby kangaroo (torn right from it's mother's pouch) from the Special Memories Zoo in Greenville.


For committing a crime as hard to understand as a computer customer service operator in Bangladesh.

For stealing an animal that's already jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo.

And for committing the worst atrocity involving a joey since NBC tried to do a spin-off of Friends.

We are proud to name whomever joeynapped the baby kangaroo from the Special Memories Zoo in Greenville as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:29 am Comment On This Post

may 14th

Hands Over the Fox is an event to remember lives lost and help the community move forward after a tragic shooting took the lives of Jonathan & Olivia Stoffel and Adam Bentdahl on the Trestle Trail in Menasha, Wisconsin.

Sunday, May 17th, 2015

Program to begin at 7 p.m.
(It is highly suggest you plan to arrive on either side of the bridge trail no later than 6:30 p.m. because of the large expected crowd; shuttles will start at 5 p.m.)

Trestle Trail Bridge, Menasha, WI

For all the details... including important parking information...
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:27 pm Comment On This Post

may 14th

Time Magazine has a way for you to find out what your name would be if yyou were born today. WTF? you may be asking. Stop asking. Just click and go with it. We did here at the Alexander and Cole Show.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:37 am Comment On This Post

may 14th

What do you think? Did Aaron drop an F bomb when he missed the Daily Double? Click here to watch...
posted by: Rick And Len at 5:31 am Comment On This Post

may 13th

 APPLETON, WI (May 13, 2015)  — The Fox Cities Performing Arts Center regrets to announce that comedian Ralphie May has cancelled his May 15 performance due to illness.

At this time, the performance has not been rescheduled.

If you purchased tickets for Ralphie May's Friday, May 15 performance a full refund will be issued from the Fox Cities Performing Arts Center within the next ten business days.

All refunds will be issued in the method of original payment. Ticket holders that purchased through Ticketmaster will be automatically refunded through Ticketmaster.
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:09 am Comment On This Post

may 13th

Aaron: CONGRATULATIONS on winning on Celebrity Jeopardy! However, for your future information... the gentlemen with the MOTORCYCLE are not the founders of investment firm Ernst & Young. Nor are they......

Abbott & Costello

Barnes & Noble

Barnum & Bailey

Baskin & Robbins

Batman and Robin

Beavis & Butthead

Ben & Jerry

Bert & Ernie

Black & Decker

Bonnie & Clyde

Bosnia & Herzegovina

Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid

Calvin & Hobbs

Cheech & Chong

David & Goliath

Dick & Jane

Fish & Chips

Flotsam & Jetsom

Funk & Wagnalls

Gilbert & Sullivan

Gumby & Pokey

Goodson & Todman

Hansel & Gretel

Holmes & Watson

Jack & Jill

Jagger & Richards

Jekyll & Hyde

Johnson & Johnson

Lady & the Tramp

Laurel & Hardy

Leopold & Loeb

Lewis & Clark

Lennon & McCartney

Martin & Lewis

Mason & Dixon

Masters & Johnson

Montgomery & Ward

Mork & Mindy

Mulder & Scully

Nancy & Sluggo

Penn & Teller

Pinky & the Brain

Porgy & Bess

Proctor & Gamble

Punch & Judy

Quisp & Quake

Ren & Stimpy

Rick & Len

Rogers &  Hammerstein

Rolls & Royce

Romeo &d Juliet

Rowan and Martin

Salt & Pepa

Samson & Delilah

Sears & Roebuck

Shave & a haircut

Siegfried & Roy

Simon & Garfunkel

Simon & Schuster

Siskel & Ebert

Smith & Wesson

Sonny & Cher

Starsky & Hutch

Tarzan & Jane

Thelma & Louise

Troilus and Cressida

Wallace & Grommet

Woodward & Bernstein

Xerxes & Esther

Yin & Yang


Zager & Evans
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:53 am Comment On This Post

may 12th

This guy allegedly was caught hiding A .25 caliber revolver up his butt. "We've had handguns hidden before," Bridgeton Police Lt. Thomas Speranza told the Daily News, "but never anything quite like this. "It's a good lesson for our younger guys: You can miss something even with a pat-down."

As a public services, here's some signs from the Rick and Len Show that:


If every time he farts he discharges a shell casing…he might have a gun in his butt.

If due to obvious hygiene obstacles, his sphincter is as itchy as his trigger finger…he might have a gun in his butt.

If instead of scraping the bottom of the barrel, he's always scraping HIS bottom with the barrel…he might have a gun in his butt.

If to protect himself in the event of an unexpected discharge, he wears Kevlar Depends…he might have a gun in his butt.

If his doctor had to complete a gun safety course just to examine his prostate…he might have a gun in his butt.

If instead of using Kaopectate to avoid having “an accident” in his pants, he just leaves the safety on…he definitely has a gun in his butt.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:49 am Comment On This Post

may 11th
All this week on the Rick and Len Show you can win tickets to see the very funny Rodney Carrington May 30th at the Weidner Center...and a meet and greet with the man! However, before you meet him, you should probably become aquainted with his penis....

posted by: Rick And Len at 5:00 pm Comment On This Post

may 11th

As you've probably heard by now, Friday somebody stoll 4 baby goats and "joeynapped" a baby kangaroo from the Special Memories Zoo in the Town of Greenville. Everybody I talk to about this story says the EXACT SAME THING. "Who does that?" Let me give you some kind of idea of the kind of person we're talking about.


The kind of person who farts in a closed elevator.

The kind of person who takes a selfie at a fatal car accident.

The kind of person who points and laughs at an orgy.

The kind of person who eats the first piece of cake at somebody else’s birthday party.

The kind of person who buys a big dog just so it poops in their neighbor’s yard.

The kind of person who when shopping in the grocery store, grabs a carton of ice cream then changes their mind and leaves it someplace in the store that’s not refrigerated.

The kind of person who not only takes candy from a baby...but then gives it to somebody with diabetes.

The kind of person who goes to the Special Olympics and taunts the runners up.

The kind of person who goes up to the Golden Corral and dunks his balls in the buffet gravy when nobody's looking.
posted by: Rick And Len at 3:00 pm Comment On This Post

may 11th

May 7th Town of Ashippun
A five-year-old girl called 911 because she was scared of going to the dentist. The girl told the 911 dispatcher that she didn't know what the dentist was going to do to her. The dispatcher assured the girl that the dentist would make her teeth very pretty before the girl hung up.

May 7th Brown County
An elderly man called to report that women keep breaking into his home and climbing in bed with him. The man told the dispatcher he tries to talk to the women but they never respond.

May 4th City of Kaukauna
Personnel at a grocery store on East Ann Street spotted a man leaving the store without paying for two packets of dipping sauce valued at 39 cents each. The employee confronted the man who apologized and explained that he forgot about the small items and returned to the store and paid for them. By the time he had paid for the packets of dipping sauce, police arrived on the scene. After talking to the culprit and running a background check, police concluded it was an honest mistake and let the man go with a warning.

April 29th Village of Germantown
An anonymous caller reported two boys were getting very close to a goose. It is unclear if the caller was worried about the boys attacking the goose or the goose attacking the boys.

May 9th City of Sheboygan
A resident called police to report that when he checked on a man that he saw lying down by the lakeshore, the man told him he was just waiting for a perfect wave...but was not very nice about it.

April 28th City of Waukesha
Police were called to an apartment building where a man accused his neighbor of drilling a hole in the floor and blowing his cigarette smoke through the hole.

April 23rd City of Waukesha
A caller reported to police that someone put a tombstone in her garden that said "Rest in Peace". The tombstone is believed to be a Halloween decoration and not an implied threat.

May 9th City of Oshkosh
Police responded to a report of two drunken white males dancing in the middle of North Main Street.

May 4th City of Marshfield
A 30-year-old man called police and reported that he did not receive a graduation invitation that his aunt had sent to him a week earlier in the mail. The man had contacted his aunt to confirm she had sent it. The man believes that the graduation invitation had been stolen.

May 2nd City of Hales Corners
Police received a report of two men going door-to-door asking strangers if they had ordered the Mayweather-Pacquiao pay-per-view because they wanted to come in and watch it.

May 2nd Village of Germantown
About 100 people assembled on the north lawn of McDonald’s and started singing songs and cheering. The crowd then entered two motor coaches parked in the area and left before police arrived, so the intent of their singing and cheering remains unknown.

April 24th City of Waukesha
A resident called police because they felt it was suspicious that a disheveled-looking woman wearing pajamas was digging holes in a yard. Police discovered the pajama clad woman was just doing her gardening.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:35 am Comment On This Post

may 8th

Kaukauna Police Sargeant Don Krueger - NOT the Weenie of the Week

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… the 26-year-old Kaukauna man, who was arrested Friday night after he apparently got drunk and tried to enter the wrong home. And whose home did he try to enter? That of  Kaukauna pPolice Sergeant Don Krueger who was home at the time. The Sgt. Krueger grabbed the attempted intruder and held him until three police squads arrived at the home and took the drunk into custody.


For just being lucky he didn't end up with a head full of lead to go with his belly full of booze.

For being caught in a place nobody wants to be seen... (a cop's house) Kaukauna.

And for making himself easier to catch than herpes from a Motley Crue groupie.

We are proud to the guy who reportedly got so drunk he didn’t know where he was and picked, of all places, a police sergeants home, to try to enter…as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:41 am Comment On This Post

may 7th

Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt is being accused of "intimidating" his opponents. How intimidating can a guy who is one green wig away from being an Oompa Loompa be? Here's how Mayor Schmitt intimidates his opponents...

Threatens to break their kneecaps…if he can just find a step stool.

Pulls the plug on the Zippin' Pippin' when their car is stuck right at top.  

Has the other members of the Lollypop Guild throw a few yellow bricks through opponents windows.

Comes by with co-workers Grumpy, Sneezy and Doc and start waving around their pick-axes in a menacing manner.

Smacks opponents around a little with his shillelagh and pot of gold.

Browbeats opponents by literally beating them with his thick, out-of-control eyebrows.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:28 am Comment On This Post

may 5th

Grover Cleveland was the only United States president to share a first name with a Sesame Street character other than President Snuffleupagus Jackson. 

The tomato is neither a fruit nor a vegetable but rather a member of the raccoon family.

The Hairy Caterpillar is not actually a caterpillar but rather a worm from an Italian family.  

The mating call of the Trumpeter swan is identical to the sound made by guys receiving a prostate exam from Shaquille O'Neal.

The 1952 Nobel Prize for Medicine went to the doctor who discovered the link between mothers with broken backs and children who step on cracks.

The octopus spends a higher percentage of its income on deodorant than any other sea creature.

In reality, Sarah McLachlan is more of a cat person.

Each year, the Mexican chapter of PETA spends over half their operating budget fighting the abuse of innocent piñatas. 

A merry-go-round is like a lazy Susan for pedophiles.

While April showers bring May flowers, truck stop showers bring athletes' foot, ring worm, and toenail fungus.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings. But every time a cell phone rings the owner is sitting behind me in a movie theater.
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:20 am Comment On This Post

may 4th


FLOYD MAYWEATHER…With the Brewers losing so many games, players could probably use a hug and Saturday Mayweather proved he could do that for 12 straight rounds.

ADRIAN PETERSEN…Unlike Ron Roenicke this year, he has proven he knows how to beat people.

BRIAN WILLIAMS...already has multiple World Series victories having managed the New York Yankees from 1921 to 39, or so he says.

KIM KARDASHIAN…Knows her way around sports as evidenced by the fact that she’s had more professional athletes inside her than Miller Park.

JAMIE FOXX…I don’t know if he knows anything about baseball but he couldn’t do a worse job managing the Brewers than he did singing the national anthem at Saturday night's fight.

TOM ZALASKI...Must know something about baseball since not even Babe Ruth wore pinstripes for as many years as he has.

JAY CUTLER…If the Brewers can neither hit nor pitch…they better at least have somebody with experience who can teach them how to cry.

BILL COSBY…Following all the Brewer’s night game loses, most players might prefer waking up the next morning and not remembering what happened the night before.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post

may 1st

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Dr. Solomon David, the Shedd Aquarium researcher who discovered and videoed a ditch full of hundreds if not thousands of flat leeches near the bay of Green Bay and dubbed it a “Leech-nado”.


For not only discovering but promoting the fact that there is something in Green Bay even creepier than the mayor's eyebrows.

For demonstrating that there are thousands of slimy, disgusting creatures in Green Bay even when it isn't Bears or Vikings weekend.

And for creating even more nightmare fuel than the thought of getting finger banged by Larry McCarren.

We are proud to name Dr. Solomon David, the Shedd Aquarium researcher who brought to our attention Green Bay's "leech-nado" as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:29 am Comment On This Post

apr 27th

April 26th City of Green Bay
A woman having an anxiety attack brought on by guilt from skipping out on her $6.00 cab fare the night before called police and confessed.

April 14th City of Greenfield
After receiving complaints, police located a man sunbathing in his underwear.  The officer told the man that if he wanted to sunbathe in public he needed to wear shorts. The man responded that he believed the spot was secluded enough for him to sunbathe in just his undies. The officer disagreed since it was the middle of the afternoon and the man was sunbathing in the parking lot of Pick N Save.

April 16th City of Greenfield
Police responded to a home after a caller reported there was a “great big animal” on his neighbor’s roof. Police discovered the “great big animal” was a raccoon, and an officer was able to “shush” it into a tree.

April 13th City of Menominee Falls
A 23-year-old man was taken into custody after he got upset when his mother told him his friend could not stay at the residence, and when she called 911, he pushed her into a chair and bit the phone cord in half. The mother then went into another room to call police but the suspect bit that phone cord in half as well.

April 26th City of Green Bay
Police responded to a call about a woman named Rachel who has a history of feigning being unresponsive.

April 23rd Town of Dexter
Police responded to a report of a 16-year-old girl who is not happy about having to clean her room.

April 23rd City of Madison
Three archivists from the Wisconsin Historical Society were in the process of moving some boxes when one looked out a window onto a loading dock and noticed a large dumpster in what appeared to be a human leg sticking out of the debris. After confirming her observation with her two colleagues, they contacted police. The first officer to respond described what he saw as "a human leg, dressed in jeans, wool sock and tennis shoe". A specially trained investigator from the Forensic Services Unit suited up ain hazmat gear, climbed into the dumpster and identified what he found as "a leg attached to a headless body". He also pointed out that it was the body of a "man...nequin".

April 26th City of Green Bay
A man called police to report his home had been broken into and much of his property had been stolen. The man called back after learning his was the victim of a prank and all his stuff was in his bedroom.

April 22nd Dane County
A resident returning from work found a woman he didn't know in his home. The woman had the man's backpack over her shoulder which contained, among other things, his laptop computer. The man grabbed the backpack as he pushed the woman out his front door and called police. When police arrived, they found the woman sitting on the man's front step eating a chunk of cheese she had stolen from his refrigerator. Police also found a full can of Guinness in her pocket that she had also taken from the home. The woman was also  in possession of money and some small electronics. As police checked with the resident to determine if she had also stolen those items, the suspect kept yelling at officers: "What does it take to get arrested around here."

April 15th Eau Claire County
The sheriff’s department is looking for a woman who stole a cash register from an auto parts store. The woman reportedly has brown hair…and matching teeth.

March 20th City of Rice Lake
Police received a call from an employee of a furniture store reporting that a customer is passed out on couch in store showroom, and they can't wake him up.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:23 am Comment On This Post

apr 24th

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…your 2015 Milwaukee Brewers who have opened the season 3-13 and had an 8 game losing streak going until, wonder of wonders, miracle of miracles, actually won one last night.


For failing as massively as Ryan Braun taking a drug test.  

For putting up more L's than a Welsh sign maker.

For struggling more than a Ben Roethlisberger date.

For dropping more ugly ones than the Octomom’s uterus.

For giving more unwatchable performances than even Justin Bieber.

We are proud to name the 2015 Milwaukee Brewers as our Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week.

posted by: Rick And Len at 10:56 am Comment On This Post

apr 21st


10. We’ll see Leia put another medal around Luke’s neck like she did at the end of the first movie only to have Kanye West jump on stage and declare that Beyoncé deserved it more. 

9. Despite the image of a downed Imperial Star Destroyer in the trailer, there is will be no evidence in the film that Brian Williams was on it when it crashed like he claims.

8. Darth Vader’s full name will be revealed to have actually been Darth Hussein Vader.  

7. Instead of Jabba the Hut forcing his slave girls wear metal bikinis, in Hillary Clinton’s honor he’ll make them wear metal pant suits.

6. Filmmakers were unable to film the movie in California because conditions were too dry for the scenes set on the desert planet of Tatooine.

5. While trying to make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs, The Millennium Falcon will mysteriously vanish as it takes a short cut through Malaysia.

4. Despite Mose Isley's Cantina still being "a wretched hive of scum and villainy", we’ll see that they’ve refused to admit Bill Cosby ever since he tried slipping a roofy to a hot Wookie. 

3. With the Empire already destroyed, this movie will focus on efforts to overthrow the government of Indiana so R2D2 doesn’t get discriminated against when goes there to marry a sexy Roomba.

2. Still riddled with doubt, Luke will go on the Maury Povich show to find out if Darth Vader was really his father.

1. Chewbacca’s costume will look more realistic due to the fact that it’s been made entirely from the excess hair plucked from Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt’s eyebrows.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:17 am Comment On This Post