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aug 18th


July 12th Dane County
A 26-year-old woman with a box full of guinea pigs walked into a pet store and tried to put her guinea pigs in with the store guinea pigs. When the store manager told her she couldn't do that, the woman became angry and told him it was not his store but rather it "belongs to the animals". When police arrived, they tried to coax the woman out of the store. However, the woman yelled "I am sorry, my babies" and hurled the box of guinea pigs at officers. Police arrested the woman. The box of guinea pigs were unharmed.

August 14th Town of Emmet
A resident called the sheriff’s department to report someone has left empty McDonald's bags in his driveway. The area McDonald's was contacted to have them check their surveillance video recordings to see if they could identify a suspect based on the time on the receipt left in one of the bags. Deputies were unable to obtain the security video needed to aid in the investigation at this time.

August 15th City of Sheboygan
Police were called to a residence where a drunk mother and daughter were cutting watermelon. The drunken mother reportedly became angry and grabbed the knife. When police arrived the mom was in the backyard and the rest of the family was hiding.

August 9th Town of Menasha
An officer was sent to a residence on Ann Street around 11:30pm after a neighbor called to report loud music. The officer had spoken with two women outside and told them to tell the people inside to turn the music down. A short time later the music was turned up even louder than before. A person looked outside but refused to open the door. When asked to turn the music down, the man replied that all cops are "fascist pigs" and proceeded to turn the music even louder. The man then began chanting on a microphone, "I know my rights. I know my rights." A citation for loud music was issued to the resident.

August 16th Dane County
Police were called to the Henry Villas Zoo after a 24-year-old woman who loves giraffes, climbed over a fence into the giraffe enclosure. Wally, a two-year-old, 12 foot tall giraffe, licked the woman's cheek before turning around and kicking her in the face. The woman was not seriously injured. It is unclear if the kick to the face dampened her love of the tall mammals.

August 7th City of Franklin
Several condominium residents called police and reported they were yelled and sworn at by another resident. Officers determined the man was angry over the placement of bird feeders.

August 5th Village of Shorewood
Police were called to break up a disturbance between two men who were fighting over one of them using the other man's laundry detergent.

August 6th City of Oak Creek
A man called police after he confronted an unknown male who entered his parked car in an apartment complex parking lot and stole a quarter. When the caller told him to put the money back the suspect fled on foot with the quarter leaving behind his bicycle.

August 7th City of Wauwatosa
Police were called to the Boston Store where they arrested a male construction worker for concealing lingerie and a bottle of nail polish in an empty cordless drill case while remodeling the store.

August 3rd City of Waukesha
A man called police and told them he had misplaced his prescription medication and wanted an officer to bring a drug sniffing dog to his house to find it.

August 4th City of Waukesha
A caller told police he could hear neighbors arguing and pounding on the walls. Police learned the argument between a man and woman was over whether to leave the back entry door open or closed.

August 4th City of Waukesha
A resident call police at 11:30 PM to complain that his neighbor was showering too loud. He also told officers that he felt 11:30 PM was an “unreasonable time for people to be awake”.

August 6th City of Waukesha
Four people called police after hearing a man screaming. The man told police he was just excited about having a winning scratch-off lottery ticket.

August 12th Town of Oak Grove
A man called the Dodge County sheriff’s department to report a stray chicken keeps coming on his property and defecating on his porch.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:38 am Comment On This Post

aug 12th
After a pretty long day in the sun in Deadwood Thursday I was planning to see Jackyl at Fuill Throttle Saloon but the place was an absolute madhouse. By the time I would have reached the place the show would have been half over. Oh, well. I'm sure those guys will be around NE Wisconsin very soon so I'll catch up with Jesse James Dupree then.

This morning I had a chance to visit the Black Hills National Cemetery. It's a humbling place. There were some honor guard guys waiting for a veteran's burial but otherwise just me. As we undertake military actions in the Middle East I was looking directly at what wars really cost. Let's not do that anymore.


Quite a jarring change in scene just a few miles away in Sturgis. The crazy that is the bike rally was in full swing as I set up shop at the Easy Rider saloon right on Lazelle Street. As I talked with Elwood on the Road Show I had tons of bikes to watch, tons of people walking right by, two incredibly buxom ladies serving beers to my right, a bad country band playing behind me and girls with little on hanging from the rafters doing sexy gymnastics on long fabric things. you know, just another afternoon in South Dakota.

I moved over to Main Street which is filled with thousands of bikes and people. I decided to interview a tattoo guy working on ladies in a storefront window. You get free shots of Jack Daniels with your tattoo. I'm sure that makes for some good decision making, right? The tattoo artist is named Spider. Of course he is.


When I say there are lots of bikes, I use the term liberally. Some of the "bikes" are customized so much they hardly look like motorcycles any more.




I hooked up with the WAPL contest winners, Bob and Janet Boehnlein of Brothertown. Nice folks who are really enjoying the trip...especially the Harley Ultra they get to use for the week from Harley Davidson of Appleton. It's their first Sturgis experience and they're loving it. We took in the sights at the famous Knuckle Saloon and they tagged along for some of the broadcast later on Main.

I'm going to miss this place...until next year's 75th Annual Bike Rally. It's going to be twice as nuts.
Ah, Sturgis. Where even the mannequins give it all they've got.

posted by: Rick And Len at 9:10 am Comment On This Post

aug 8th
Thursday's weather was much nicer. Took a scenic route to Deadwood (there isn't really another) and set up shop at the Lucas Oil Road House party. The boys in Unity the Band from back home were the host band. Bassist Tim Perkins gave some lessons on his instrument to the bikini bike wash girls.

The rest of the band did, too.

I asked a local guy what it's like in Sturgis in, say, March when no bike rally is going on. He said, "You could set off a bomb downtown in March and  police wouldn't get to it until April."  The whole area lives off the rally. I reminded him that, in a very real sense, it lives off Milwaukee. As in the Milwaukee iron which drives everything here.
One of the saddest things I've seen here is the dude who fell down and got some drunk rash. No worries, just use a sandwich size baggie, some duct AND masking tape and you've got a Sturgis bandage. But really, man, don't show it off. Put on your shirt. Look closely and you can see his handiwork.

I ordered some Chinese food delivery tonight at the hotel. Worst ever. Cashew chicken was a few nuts, some questionably textured chicken and a bowlful of what I call salt gravy.
Tomorrow I'm headed for downtown Sturgis for the annual WAPL live broadcast walkabout. My backpack radio unit, a butt load of cool bikes, a handful of naked painted ladies and it promises to be interesting on the Road Show from 3-5 Friday.
Until then, I leave you with another shot of Patty and Casey at Full Throttle Saloon. I'm told they got quite popular when I posted a different picture on the 105-7 WAPL Facebook page.

posted by: Rick And Len at 9:14 am Comment On This Post

aug 8th
The trip to Sturgis is god-awful boring until you reach the Badlands area in western South Dakota. I highly recommend getting off the interstate and taking the Badlands loop through the national park. Beautiful scenery, even in fog and mist.



Sometimes you have to wait for local traffic, though.



I got into Sturgis around noon and headed for the Full Throttle Saloon.  I set up the afternoon broadcast (3-5 with the Road Show on 105-7 WAPL. The crazy is full-on at FTS. Girls doing trapeze while hanging from a motorcycle on a suspended wire. Zip lining across the place. Flame breathing dudes with more tattoos than they have skin.
My location is in Club Puh-Pow, which is Jesse James DuPree's (Jackyl) bar at the Full Throttle. I was treated especially well by Jesse's pals Patty and Casey.



Patty (in foreground) was on the air with me for awhile. I think she looks like Sandra Bullock with assets that defy Gravity.
I ran into Stu from Spaude from Appleton and Al Hauberg from Neenah. I'm told Al had an unfortunate man-part injury involving a pole of some kind (use your imagination). Nice fellas having a ball amidst the rain showers which have plagued the 74th Annual Bike Rally. But the weather improved late Wednesday so I headed into downtown Sturgis where I ran into the boys from Unity the Band. They're gigging this week in Deadwood and I'll see them play Thursday. How do you know you're in the only reggae band at the bike rally? You're the only men wearing shorts in Sturgis.



That's Matt Gieseke and Tim Perkins chilling at Side Hack's.
My plan is to do the show live from Deadwood Thursday. Adventures will abound.
posted by: Rick And Len at 9:00 am Comment On This Post

aug 6th


THE GUY NEXT TO YOU ON THE AIRPLANE MIGHT HAVE EBOLA

If the only way you could have been exposed to more viral strains is by drinking Charlie Sheen’s bath water…the guy next to you on the airplane might have Ebola.

If he’s being attended to by a doctor who looks suspiciously like Leslie Nielsen…the guy next to you on the airplane might have Ebola.

If he turns his head and coughs more times than Richard Simmons at a National Convention of Hernia specialists…the guy next to you on the airplane might have Ebola.

If he seems incoherent, sluggish and unable to focus…and it’s not just the pilot your drunken pilot…the guy next to you on the airplane might have Ebola.

If he makes more trips to the airplane rest room than the recruiting director for the Mile High Club…the guy next to you on the airplane might have Ebola.

If he throws up more times than the Olson twins at an all you can eat buffet…the guy next to you on the airplane might have Ebola.

If you throws up more times than Lindsey Lohan at an all you can drink buffet…the guy next to you on the airplane might have Ebola.

If he’s already filed two air sick bags and they haven’t even served the airline food yet…the guy next to you on the airplane might have Ebola.

If the entire flight, he is tightly clutching the decorative urn in which he’ll be interred for his return flight…the guy next to you on the airplane is definitely has Ebola.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

aug 5th


SURPRISES FROM YESTERDAYS BRETT FAVRE HALL OF FAME AND NUMBER RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT

10. Mark Murphy announced the Hall of Fame is also inducting a large wad of Ray Rhodes’ chewing gum.

9. It was revealed that the REAL reason he came out of retirement to play for the Jets and Vikings was to avoid listing to Deanna nag him about mowing the lawn. 

8. Lambeau Ring of Honor also making room for a selection of John Madden lip prints from Brett’s ass.

7. Since his former coach Mike Holmgren will be unable to attend, will be replaced by Chumley the cartoon Walrus. 

6. They are also retiring the number of Brett’s pharmacist. (his cellphone number, that is)

5. Only reason Brett agreed to return to Green Bay is the prospect of a big sweaty hug from Larry McCarren.

4. Instead of holding ceremony at Lambeau, Hall of Fame induction will be take place in the basement of the old Philling Station bar in downtown Appleton.

3. Brett hopes Hall of Fame induction will keep him from being remembered like a character in Brokeback Mountain, a well-meaning country boy who’s balls always ended up in the wrong guy’s hands.

2. In a fitting tribute to his family, Hall of Fame exhibit will also include a selection of items shoplifted by his sister and the bathtub she made meth in.

1. When they retire Brett’s number 4, they’re putting the word “inches” after it.
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:15 am Comment On This Post

aug 4th


Five years ago he joined the Vikings.
I’m sure you remember all the fuss.
A decision motivated by spite
That made us declare “He’s dead to us”.

Amid all the controversy,
His indecision and his texts.
We at the Rick and Len Show staged a funeral
For Packer fans to pay their last dis-respects.

Hundreds of you turned out
At an Ashwaubenon bar
To hear the eulogies and dirges
At our Funeral 4 Favre.

Now it’s time to end the bitterness.
It’s time to end the strife.
Mark Murphy has determined.
It’s time to bring Brett back to life.

No one’s ever come back from the dead before
(With one notable exception)
So, how exactly do we bring Brett back?
We’ve never staged a resurrection.

Do we need a voodoo practitioner.
Reciting some kind of incantation.
To bring Brett back from the dead
And to Green and Gold salvation?

Or do we need a crazy doctor
Who specializes in reanimating the supine.
With lightning and electricity
Like some mad Dr. Favre-enstein.

I don't have the answers
But I think Mark Murphy's right.
It's time to bring back Brett.
And give him his own day or night.

And the late Brett Favre says he's ready
He no longer has an axe to grind.
He says he’s coming back in 2015.
Which gives him plenty of time to change his mind.

Photo by the New York Daily News
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:24 am Comment On This Post

aug 1st


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the driver of a 6,000-gallon capacity tanker is owned by Pagel's Ponderosa Dairy who overturned west of Algoma yesterday spilling 5,000 gallons of manure on to the highway and surrounding property. The driver suffered only minor scratches. The Kewaunee County Sheriff’s Department indicated speed was a factor in the incident.

So,

For dumping 5,000 gallons of manure in the middle of the state when due to the Wisconsin gubernatorial election we are already up to our eyeballs in it.

For not realizing that transporting large quantities of manure is just like sex…sometimes slower is better.

And for spreading crap around Northeastern Wisconsin when we have a 100,000 watt radio station to do that with every damn morning!

We are proud to name the driver of the tanker that over turned spilling 5,000 gallons of manure near Algoma yesterday as this week's Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

Photo from the Green Bay Press Gazette by Alyssa Bloechl.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:32 am Comment On This Post

jul 28th


July 24th City of Portage
Police responded to a report of a disturbance at the county fairgrounds where they found two boys in the cattle barn fighting  over the placement of a manure pile. 

June 29th Village of Sherwood
A DJ on Clifton Road called police and reported five or six people were attempting to force him stay longer and play more music.

July 10th City of Menasha
Officers received an anonymous complaint about a rummage sale in progress. Officers contacted the resident who said there was no sale in progress and that all items laying in the driveway are just their children's toys.

July 11th Village of Jackson
An officer stopped an SUV for blinding oncoming traffic with its high-beams. The driver, a 35-year-old West Bend woman, was believed to be drinking and admitted she already had a suspended license for two prior OWI convictions. The woman also told police she was hiding a cell phone in her vagina. Jail staff used a metal detector and determined that the woman did NOT actually have a cell phone in her vagina.

July 18th City of Stevens Point
A 53-year-old woman told police that she found a bag of melted ice inside her mailbox.

July 23rd City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report two little boys threw a “bouncy-ball” at her.

July 18th City of Waukesha
A man called police because he didn’t want to go inside his apartment because there were bugs inside.

July 14th City of Franklin
Police received a report of a theft of about six yards of dirt from the St. Martin Church cemetery.

June 23rd Village of Harrison
A resident called police to report their neighbors ducks kept coming into their yard. Please informed them that there is nothing in village ordinances covering ducks so they are apparently free to do what they want.

June 23rd City of Chilton
Police received a report of a driver in a black SUV driving the wrong way on a one-way street with a male passenger hanging out the sunroof yelling at a moped.

July 21st City of Shawano
A caller told police someone broke into their car and left behind a pack of beef jerky.

July 15th Village of Shorewood
A resident called police after seeing a man tearing siding off her house. When confronted, the man quickly left. It turned out the man tearing off the siding was supposed to be working on a house across the street.

June 27th Village of Harrison
Police were asked to assist with a two-year-old child stuck in a bathroom. The bathroom door would not open because a vanity drawer in the bathroom was open and blocking the door. The two-year-old was eventually safely extricated from the bathroom.

July 15th City of Franklin
An unidentified male rang a resident’s doorbell and stated he could read people, could tell that she was rich, said something about President Obama and then stated that he was done talking to her and left.

July 24th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police to report that his neighbor keeps throwing feces on his hammock.

July 19th City of Rice Lake
A man caught in the act of robbing a bank told police he only did it to get enough money to pay off court obligations so he could avoid going to jail.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:20 am Comment On This Post

jul 25th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the naked 22-year-old Menasha man on acid who was darting between cars on Highway I-43 near the Humboldt Road overpass in Green Bay late Wednesday afternoon. As a result of his behavior, cars were at a standstill. While there were no crashes, officers say the man did run into at least one vehicle.

According to police, the man was “Acting bizarre, crazy, unpredictable, impulsive, and ran into a vehicle. The vehicle didn’t run into him.” Police eventually used a Taser to subdue the man.

So,

For not understanding that just because you’ve dropped some acid doesn’t mean you also get to drop your pants.

For apparently thinking that LSD stands for Let’s Stop Drivers.

And for not realizing that when you are running while naked and tripping balls you run the risk of actually tripping on your balls.

We are proud to name the naked 22-year-old Menasha man on acid who was running in traffic on Highway I-43 in Green Bay late Wednesday afternoon as this week's Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:09 am Comment On This Post

jul 24th


WAYS TO PUNISH JUSTIN BIEBER FOR GOING TO DISNEYLAND IN A WHEELCHAIR JUST SO HE COULD CUT THE LINES.

10. Tie him to the tracks of the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

9. Stick Chip or Dale so far up his butt Richard Gere turns green with envy. 

8. Bind and gag him and toss him in the Finding Nemo pond where he’ll sleep with the fishes.

7. Require him to go in head first to relieve Dumbo's constipation.

6. Make him walk the plank on the Pirates of the Caribbean. (Change name to Pirates of the Caribbieber.)

5. Let the seven dwarves repeatedly hit him in the head with their pick axes. That’s the kind of work that would definitely make me whistle while doing.

4. Make him have sex with Pluto or Donald since he’s already f’n goofy.

3. Hold his tongue on Walt Disney’s frozen body until it sticks there.

2. Cut off his penis and appropriately display it on the It’s a Small World ride.

1. Make him pay full price admission!
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:16 am Comment On This Post

jul 21st



July 13th City of Franklin
A 33-year-old man called police to report a man called him a "pervert" and pulled a gun on him. The caller himself was arrested after police determined the reason the other man called him a pervert and pulled a gun on him is the man had caught the caller in the act of peeping in his windows.

July 3rd City of Neenah
A caller on East Franklin Street reported that he found a plastic baggie containing an unknown substance while he was working on a plumbing issue and had pulled the trim off the wall. It was determined to be soggy cardboard wrapped in plastic and appeared to have been there for some time.

July 5th City of Waukesha
Police received a report of a man in his 50s, walking around in his socks talking to himself and carrying a bowl of cereal.

July 7th City of Neenah
An Adams Street resident called police and reported the theft of an extension ladder from his garage. After an extensive neighborhood canvas, the caller learned that the ladder had then borrowed by a family member.

July 8th City of Oak Creek
A driver flagged down a police officer. The woman told the officer the reason she flagged him down was because she knew she was speeding and not wearing a seatbelt. She told the officer she would not speed anymore and fastened her seatbelt. No citations were issued.

July 7th City of Neenah
A Douglas Street caller reported a vehicle parked in the middle of the road with a female inside who appeared to be sleeping. Police learned the female was actually just waiting for her boyfriend and had done a really bad job parking the vehicle.

July 17th Town of Dexter
Deputies arrested a man after an employee at the Lake Dexter Drive-in reported he ordered a small twist cone... but he was not wearing pants...for the second time.

July 14th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man reported finding a used condom in his spare bedroom and wanted police to take the used condom and determine who had used it.

July 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported seeing a duck attacking another duck. A responding officer determined the two ducks in question were just mating.

July 19th City of Horicon
A 43-year-old woman reported that sometime between June 15 and June 19th, someone had stolen a wedding dress she had hanging on a metal post in her garden as a scarecrow.

July 11th City of Beaver Dam
A resident called police to report a 43-year-old woman was being "belligerent and grumpy".
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:27 am Comment On This Post

jul 18th
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...
57-year-old Patricia Carlson of Kimberly, who was driving her car a week ago Wednesday near East Kennedy Avenue and Washington Street in Kimberly where Outagamie County road crews were busy laying asphalt in a clearly marked construction zone. There were even two flag operators directing traffic around the roadwork.
But that did not deter Ms. Carlson, who passed right by the first flag operator and continued on until she was stopped by the second who literally stood in front of her car and told her, "You can't drive through here."
But our intrepid and determined motorist just got madder still, yelled at the worker, stepped on the gas and hit the flagwoman with her car. She then jumped out of the way as Carlson proceeded to drive over the freshly laid asphalt and then fled the scene...but not before workers got her license plate number.
The female worker suffered bruises to her legs and Carlson faces several charges.
So...
For possibly exchanging the orange construction barrels she ignored for an orange jump suit she won't be able to,
for proving that fines go up in work zones but  IQ points apparently do just the opposite and
for putting the ASS into Asphalt,
we are proud to name.... 57-year-old Patricia Carlson of Kimberly, who is the dip in the Dip Ahead sign on her street, as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:20 am Comment On This Post

jul 16th

July 7th City of Shawano
Two 911 calls were logged that were believed to of been placed by the same person. On the first call, no one spoke and all dispatchers could hear was the sound of a female singing Bad Company. On the second call, the Poison song Talk Dirty to Me was playing.

July 2nd City of Greenfield
A man called police to report he was being "taunted" by a coyote. He also told police the coyote was after his wife.

June 27th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a disturbance. a responding officer said they did not arrest the man, who was just angry over the CD player in his vehicle not working and was swearing and beating the dashboard.

June 6th City of Shawano
Police were called to the swimming park on South Sawyer Street. A caller complained that a child was throwing mud in the river and had called a lady "fat".

June 5th City of Shawano
A caller told police a drunk man he does not know is pounding on his door and peeing on his porch.

July 2nd City of Waukesha
A woman called police and reported that while she was away some people played with her son's games, messed up her bed and let her cockatoo out.

June 10th City of Beaver Dam
A West Davis Street resident told police his neighbor was swearing at him. An officer talked to the neighbor and he said he swore at the caller because the caller kept looking at him. The officer advised the two men to avoid contact with each other.

July 9th Town of Emmett
A woman called police to report her daughter was "out of her mind". The woman explained to the police that she believed this because her daughter wanted to move to California to be with her boyfriend. Police explained that there is no law against making bad decisions and no further action was taken.
posted by: Rick And Len at 8:32 am Comment On This Post

jul 16th

June 23rd, Fox Cities
A woman reported last month that someone tried to enter her apartment. She was on the couch when she heard a series of bangs and the door burst open. The man at the door said, “Oh, I’m looking for the laundry room.” He then left the complex.

June 7th, City of Menasha
A caller reported a fire raging in a trash can next to a port-a-potty. Witnesses were unable to smother the fire before it reached the port-a-potty and it was fully engulfed when the fire department arrived.

June 24th, City of Neenah
A woman told police that while mowing the lawn, some grass blew to her neighbor’s lawn. As she was raking the grass back onto her own lawn, her neighbor told her to get off his lawn.

May 31st, City of Menasha
A man told police that another man came out of his house and threatened to beat him up and break his jaw for mowing the lawn without permission.

June 7, City of Neenah
A caller in the 900 block of Sixth Street reported she had $10 in quarters taken from her apartment some time during the last few days. She didn’t know who took it as several people had been to her apartment and she leaves her door unlocked when she is gone.

July 1st, Fox Cities
A woman reported that she tried to purchase a dog over the Internet. The money apparently was wired to an address in New York, but it was determined that it had been picked up in Minnesota. The woman says she has received neither the dog...nor a refund.

June 28, City of Neenah
Around 2 a.m., a caller reported a vehicle had been in a parking lot for quite a while. Officers found out it was a male waiting to pick up his sister from Country USA.
posted by: Rick And Len at 8:28 am Comment On This Post

jul 3rd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… the 52-year-old Appleton man who broke at least 12 air conditioner in Appleton and is believed to have also broken air conditioners in both Neenah and Menasha. The man allegedly rode his bicycle around the area in order to rip control switches out of the a-c units. When asked why, the man reportedly told police he just doesn’t like air conditioners.

So,

For doing the dumbest, most inexcusable thing a guy with TWO balls has done on a bicycle in recent years.

For leaving more people in heat than videos of Kate Upton jumping on a trampoline.

And for doing the dumbest thing anyone has done in Appleton since voters reelected Tim Hanna.

We are proud to name the “I don’t like air conditioners” guy as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:37 am Comment On This Post

jun 30th

June 28th City of Appleton
Police arrested a 52-year-old man they believe is responsible for damage and vandalism to numerous air-conditioners in Appleton, Menasha and probably Neenah. The man allegedly spent recent nights riding his bicycle around the area and randomly ripping the control switches out of the air conditioning units. The man reportedly told officers he committed the acts because he just doesn't like air-conditioners.

June 17th City of Waukesha
A resident called police to complain that his neighbors were leaving cooked chicken on his back patio.

June 19th City of Greenfield
A resident called police and reported his daughter bought an unopened package of egg rolls at the grocery store and when he took a bite, he bit into a bullet that was inside one of the egg rolls. The resident confirmed the packaging was intact before he opened it and there were no incidents at his house where a bullet could have become lodged in an egg roll.

June 8th City of Germantown
A resident reported that the house across the street from him just had some windows shot out by a BB gun. The responding officers found numerous holes in several windows. The homeowner told police he suspects the caller might be responsible for the vandalism, but the caller would not speak with police. Later in the day, the homeowner called police to report his neighbor, who was the initial caller, had a mask on and was pretending to cut off another subject's head and leg with a chainsaw while staring at the homeowner.

June 23rd City of Oak Creek
A woman called 911 to report there were two juvenile males in the parking lot wearing clown masks and carrying clubs. Police located the suspects, who stated they were just goofing around during a sleepover. They were warned by police not to scare their neighbors.

June 14th Village of Thiensville
Police responded to a report of an intoxicated man running down the highway wearing only boxer shorts at 3:30 AM. Police return the man to his home.

June 16th City of Waukesha
A possible domestic disturbance was reported by a neighbor. The caller believed a male and female were fighting. However, all police found was a family watching Team USA play its first match of the World Cup. The family told police that USA's goal in the first minute of play sent cheers and screams through the house.

June 18th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a report of an extremely drunk man at the Speedway station. The man told police he didn't want any trouble just pizza rolls and chocolate milk.

June 19th City of Waukesha
A caller notified police of an intoxicated person who came into the Civic Theatre about 11:45 AM trying to sell a chair. The caller told officers the man-made threatening statements when he couldn't find anybody to buy it.

June 25th City of Beaver Dam
Police responded to a report from an employee at Carmike Cinemas of a kitten running loose in the movie theater.

June 25th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported a neighbor woman spying on him through a knot hole in a wooden fence.

June 26th Village of Custer
A woman reported that a man used counterfeit money to buy a large bag of cotton candy.

June 24th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report a woman making children drink dirty water to teach them a lesson.

June 24th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported a little girl in a swimsuit running up to the corner and waving at cars. The caller told police the little girl was scaring traffic.

June 27th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported she woke up in the morning and found a ski boat in her driveway. She told police the ski boat was in her driveway all day, and she didn't know who it belonged to.

June 23rd City of Wisconsin Rapids
Officers saw two people in Poplar Springs Park. The officers spoke to the two men who told them they had nothing to do, so they were looking around the cemetery to see if it is haunted.

June 21st Town of Grand Rapids
A woman called police to report her husband was throwing shoes at her vehicle while she was sitting inside.
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jun 25th



Did you hear about the guy in Wisconsin Rapids who left town for a few days and came home and found his neighbor sold his Jeep to a salvage yard? What a douchebag! Here's some signs YOUR neighbor MIGHt be a douchebag!

SIGNS YOUR NEIGHBOR IS A DOUCHEBAG 

If he not only lets his dog poop in your yard, he arranges the turds to spell out nasty insults about your mother…your neighbor might be a douchebag. 

If he leaves his Christmas tree lights up so long, your kid tripped over the cord while trick or treating… your neighbor might be a douchebag. 

If the weeds in his yard are more overgrown than a 70’s porn star’s thatch… your neighbor might be a douchebag.

If he leaves his bedroom window open while having loud, noisy, raucous sex…with your wife… your neighbor might be a douchebag. 

If he has more junk in his yard than Kim Kardashian has in her trunk… your neighbor might be a douchebag. 

If he has more junk in his yard than Kim Kardashian has had in her mouth… your neighbor might be a douchebag.

If the noises coming out of his home or garage are even more unpleasant and unlistenable than those coming from a field just off 41 southwest of Oshkosh for the next 4 days… your neighbor might be a douchebag.

If while you are out of town he calls a salvage yard and sells your jeep for scrap without your knowledge…you neighbor is definitely a douchebag!
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jun 23rd


June 15th City of Waupun
A woman told police her child just came rushing home from Wilcox Park and told her that a female at the park was taking all her clothes off. Police found the female, who was not taking her clothes off, she was wearing short black shorts which the child mistook for underwear.

June 10th City of Waukesha
A woman called police and claimed her boyfriend stole $350 million from her. She also told police she forced a cat to lick him all night long because he is a sex addict.

June 5th City of Waukesha
A resident called police to report his trash can was knocked over at his home which he said hasn’t happened in 28 years. The caller told police he thinks someone intentionally knocked the trash can over as a threat.

June 17 Town of Saratoga
A woman called police and reported her sister keeps calling her over and over and filled up her voice mail.

June 17th City of Oak Creek
A woman who was allegedly abusing prescription medication was transported to the hospital after she reportedly spread feces on the carpet and wall of her boyfriend’s residence. The woman later left the hospital, dressed only in her undergarments, and walked back to her boyfriend’s house, where she screamed at responding police officers.

June 15th City of Beaver Dam
A  68-year-old woman told police a man with a beard was looking through her sock drawer.

June 12th City of Waukesha
A caller told police he found a drunk man in his car. When he encountered the intruder, the drunk man took a canister of carpet cleaner out of the vehicle and fled.

June 12th City of Greenfield
An employee at Cousin’s Subs reported an older man was hanging around the business for several hours bothering customers, pulling cups out of the outside garbage area and filling them with soda.

June 6th City of Waukesha
A woman called police and reported that she smelled marijuana and believed her neighbor may be smoking it . The resident said he wasn’t smoking weed but, rather was just burning “dragon’s blood” incense.

June 8th City of Waukesha
After receiving a noise complaint, police busted a party where multiple people were playing strip beer pong.

June 18th City of Waupun
A resident called police after discovering an intoxicated naked woman lying in the grass in front of her apartment. The 47-year-old woman told police she was lying in the grass because she tripped on a step at the apartment complex and hurt her ankle. The woman apparently, however, did not explain why she was naked.

June 14th City of Franklin
A woman reported to police that someone took their flag off their flag pole, folded it and placed it on their porch. The resident stated they believed it was a response to a letter her husband had written to the newspaper.

June 9th City of Waukesha
A customer at BMO Harris Bank was cited for disorderly conduct for allegedly saying she was coming to the bank with a gun. The suspect told police she never mentioned a firearm to the person she was speaking with and if she said anything about wanting to go to the bank with a gun, it was while she was on hold listening to the hold music playing. She apologized and said she doesn’t even own a gun.

June 10th City of Greenfield
A resident called 911 to report a man was causing problems at his apartment and stole his snake. Police made contact with the man, who told them he had taken a snake from the residence because he was concerned about its care and wellbeing. The man eventually agreed to return the snake to its rightful owner.

June 17th Town of Grand Rapids
A caller reported a couple was arguing and the man had thrown their wedding photos in the garbage.

June 10th City of Oak Creek
Police responded to a report of six teenage boy repeatedly dropping their pants to expose their bare buttocks to employees inside Sonic.

June 6th City of Waukesha
A caller told police she heard a mom screaming and a child crying. Responding officers found the child was crying because of a sliver and the mom was screaming in frustration while trying to remove it.

June 8th City of Brown Deer
Police responded to a call from a man who reported a neighbor stole his newspaper. The neighbor denied “taking” the paper, saying he was just reading their sports section.
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jun 16th


June 12th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called 911 to report that after he complained about bad service from a pizza delivery business and insisted on a replacement, the delivery driver threw the replacement order at him, leaving hot pizza on the caller’s chest. A representative from the pizza business said the man threatened employees.

June 7th City of Menasha
A Brighton Beach Road caller reported a fire raging in a trash can next to a port-a-potty. Witnesses were unable to smother the fire before it reached the port-a-potty and it was fully engulfed in flames by the time the fire department arrived.

June 12 Village of Bonduel
A caller notified the sheriff's department of seeing two males walking on Highway 47 while playing guitars and wearing backpacks. The caller told deputies he thought this seemed suspicious.

June 11th City of Shawano
Police were called to a South Lincoln Street residence where some children kicked a ball into a woman's yard. The woman reportedly came out and yelled at the children for kicking the ball into her yard. The call to police was placed by a witness was wondering if it was illegal for someone to swear at children.

June 8th City of Marshfield
A 21-year-old man called the police department to turn himself in for a probation violation for drinking. The man was cooperative and said he just wanted to get away from his friends.

June 12th Village of Wittenberg
Deputies were called to a Witt-Birn Townline Road residence. The caller indicated that his nephew who was staying with him was out for the evening and left his fan on upstairs. The caller said he wanted the fan turned off. A deputy was dispatched to the home and turned off the fan.

June 12th City of Beaver Dam
A 20-year-old man told police he saw someone driving a lawn tractor on East South Street was pulling people that were riding on a skateboard.  Police warned the 17-year-old tractor driver for creating a traffic hazard.

June 8th City of Shawano
Police responded to a report of three foulmouthed naked women who running, yelling and swearing near the boat landing across from the Washington Inn.

June 8th Town of Seneca
A man called police to report finding a beer can at the end of his driveway.

June 5th City of Oak Creek
Police were called to the Tri-City National Bank where a customer having difficulties with the ATM machine began swearing loudly. When a bank employee asked the woman to quiet down, she told the employee she was going to "shoot her like they do in the movies".

June 9th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police and reported her nose burning and being unable to figure out what was going on. The caller wanted police to drive through the area and smell the air.

May 28th City of Brown Deer
A woman was arrested for disorderly conduct and damage to property after she broke a TV, threw items around the house and poured detergent on her boyfriend's bed. The woman said he had cheated on her and after she confronted him, he took her clothes outside and poured bleach on them. When police arrived, they found what appeared to be blood on a wall. Upon closer inspection, the blood turned out to be pizza sauce. The woman admitted to police that she had, in fact, thrown a pizza against the wall.

June 3rd City of Greenfield
A resident called police to report that every time she goes out of town her neighbor walks in her yard, and she wanted police to talk to her neighbor. Officers made contact with the neighbor and advised her not to walk on her neighbor's lawn without permission.

June 12th City of Marshfield
A 53-year-old woman called 911 and reported a burglary at her home. After clearing the home and not finding any suspects at the scene, police noticed inconsistencies with the woman’s account of the events leading up to the 911 call and neighbors’ observations. The woman eventually admitted to police that she had staged the burglary to get the attention of her husband, who she believes is having an affair.
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