December 21st North of Wisconsin Dells
A caller told police she is fearful of her husband, who went into a violent rage upon hearing a Nationwide Insurance commercial. Her husband then began screaming loudly, in an apparent effort to get "the tune" out of his head.
December 9th Town of Menasha
A Manitowoc Road resident called police to report the theft of a 42 inch inflatable Stuart from their yard.
December 21st City of Greenfield
A woman was spotted shoplifting several items at Target but fled the store before loss prevention security officers could stop her. The woman was arrested a short time later when she returned to the store to retrieve her purse that she accidentally left behind.
December 8th City of Wauwatosa
Police were called to Toppers pizza were a male customer was causing a disturbance. The man was reportedly upset because the pizzeria had not prepared his pizza despite him calling in an order ahead of time. The man finally left on his own accord and refused to take a free pizza Toppers had given him.
December 16th City of Franklin
An intoxicated 41-year-old Montello woman, staying at the Embassy Motel, was arrested after she called 911 asking for help and then refused to cooperate with the responding officers and disturbed other guests. When asked why she called 911, the Woman replied, "Because I am stupid".
December 24th City of Greenfield
A caller reported Satanist activity at a local business. The caller stated that when she quit working at the business about four-years ago the owner cast a spell on her and other employees. An officer attempted to call the business but it was closed for Christmas.
December 23rd City of Franklin
A caller reported the theft of a sheep from their outdoor nativity scene.
December 18th City of Waukesha
A woman called police and told them she has a secret admirer who has sent her jewelry, a cashmere sweater, and a computer. The caller told an officer she wants police to find out who has been sending the gifts. The officer informed the woman that finding secret admirers isn't a police matter.
December 20th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a possible domestic disturbance after a caller reported hearing a lot of screaming and a thumping sound. When police arrived they found a female who was yelling at her intoxicated husband to get into bed. Meanwhile, the man was lying on the floor naked with a bloody nose after falling to the ground while numerous agitated parakeets were loose and flying above him.
December 24th City of Oak Creek
An officer responding to a report of a suspicious person sitting inside a parked vehicle in front of a home on Christmas Eve discovered the occupant of the vehicle was...Santa Claus. Santa told police he was going to make an appearance at a Christmas party nearby and had parked his car down the road so the children at the party would not see him before he arrived.
December 22nd Village of Germantown
A woman reported her son was licked by a golden Labrador retriever while his bus was stopped at a residence. The owner of the dog was warned about letting his dog get on the school bus.
December 28th Village of Biron
A caller reported a man walking in the road, carrying a plate of food and making obscene gestures at passing drivers.
December 25th City of Beaver Dam
A 57-year-old woman called police to report that a man and woman were knocking on her door and singing Christmas carols. The woman told police she thought it seemed extremelly suspicious.
December 24th Dane County
Police were called to a bar after a patron became incensed and threw a beer bottle in the direction of the bartender's head when she changed the bar music from Black Sabbath to Christmas songs. As the culprit was being directed out of the bar before police arrived, he managed to pull down the Christmas tree, breaking several ornaments in the process.
December 31st City of Menasha
A Geneva Street resident called police because she was upset there was a mouse in her cupboard.
December City of Sheboygan
And 19th Street resident reported the neighbors were throwing footballs at their house. Moments later, the neighbors called and said the original caller was threatening to blow up their house.