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nov 12th 2015


REASONS EDDY LACY IS HAVING AN OFF SEASON

10. Wolfing down a 32-ounce jar of mayonnaise perhaps not the best pregame regimen.

9. That sneaky prankster Aaron Rodgers keeps tying his shoelaces together.

8. It’s hard to run fast when you’re doing a teammate a solid by hiding LeTroy’s handgun down your pants.

7. Is pledging a college fraternity that requires him to run while clenching an ice cube between his butt cheeks.

6. After learning that Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson took an abstinence pledge, has been exhausted from banging Russell Wilson’s girlfriend.

5. Didn't realize that PED stands for Performance Enhancing Drugs NOT Performance Eliminating Donuts.

Number 4. Leave number 4 out of this. We don't want to piss him off before he comes back at Thanksgiving.

3. Watching presidential candidate debates has sapped him of all his strength to say nothing of his will to live.

2. Bunions!

1. Just like the rest of the team, finds himself feeling sluggish after drinking the Gatorade whenever new team trainer Bill Cosby refills the bucket.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:17 am Comment On This Post

nov 11th 2015


October 30th City of Oak Creek
Police responded to a complaint from a resident at an apartment complex. The caller told police he was going to play his guitar in a commons area when another resident walked up to him and told him that, if he did, he was going to take the guitar and "shove it up his ass".

November 2nd City of Oshkosh
A bundle of dolls were found floating in the Fox River near the railroad bridge on Pioneer Drive. The dolls were wrapped in a pink chiffon blanket and had ropes tied around them with a brick.

October 30th City of Oak Creek
A man called police and reported his ex-wife came into his home and left feces all over his bathroom. According to police, the feces was in the toilet, on the floor, and on the walls. The ex-wife admitted it was her feces but claimed it was an accident.

November 1st City of Waukesha
A caller reported a domestic disturbance after hearing a lot of yelling and things being thrown around at a neighbor's apartment. Responding officers determined the noise just stemmed from a man's TV remote breaking. As a result, the man started yelling at the television because he was unable to switch it from the World Series to the Packer game.

October 26th City of Mequon
Two Concordia University students were arrested for theft of Halloween skeletons taken from neighbors' yards the previous week. One of the students admitted to police that she had taken one skeleton. She then wrote the names of all the bones on that skeleton and was using it to study for one of her classes.

November 2nd City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported a neighbor trying to get into her house. According to responding officer, the neighbor was trying to get his partially-used bottle of body wash.

November 1st City of Sheboygan
Police responded to an emergency call from an 8th Street location where a resident was choking on a Dorito.

October 26th City of Whitefish Bay
A woman was issued a loose pet citation after her cat "jumped out of a pumpkin" and bit a boy.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:31 am Comment On This Post

nov 10th 2015


Presidential candidate Ben Carson has the personal belief that the pyramids of Giza in Egypt were actually grain silos, not tombs of the pharohs. This is based on....well, actually nothing. Just a hunch, I guess. So, we thought it would be interesting to see what else he may believe.


He believes the Roman Coliseum was once filled with colorful spheres and was the ball pit to an ancient Chuck E. Cheese. 

He believes the gigantic heads on Easter Island are actually enormous fossilized peeps.

He believes the Tower of London was the site of a medieval dentist office that was fortified by 18-foot walls and a 15-foot moat designed to block generations of Britons access to proper dental care.

He believes the Gateway arch in St. Louis is the one half of the entry way that remains to what was once the world’s largest McDonald's.

He believes the Space Needle in Seattle is the actual needle Kurt Cobain shot up with right before he thought it was a good idea to ask Courtney to marry him.

He believes that little used United States Postal Service mailboxes are actually secret storage facilities for America's vast resource of killer midgets.
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:58 am Comment On This Post

nov 9th 2015


THINGS THAT MADE AARON RODGERS THROW HIS TABLET

10. Porn Hub crashed just as the girl in the video opened the door for the pizza delivery guy.

9. Was THIS close to beating level 33 on Candy Crush.

8. Got email from Olivia Munn saying no to a three-way. 

7. Just finished watching the last clip of Trump on Saturday Night Live and realized what a laugh-free waste of time it was.

6. Learned his effort to get Carolina defense to stop sacking him by friending them on Facebook failed when they all denied his friend request.

5. Associate Head Coach Tom Clements told him he had video that showed an exploitable weakness in the Panthers defense but Rick rolled with that damn "Never Going to Give You Up" song.

4. Brett just sexted him.

3. He didn't think the limited supply of Bret Michaels tickets would sell out that fast.

2. Airline just sent seating assignments for the flight home. Middle seat between Raji and Guion again.

1. Saw he would've won $57 on Draft Kings if only he had started Cam Newton instead of himself.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:28 am Comment On This Post

nov 6th 2015



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK…Brian Blair of Racine who is accused of beating his own daughter with a clothes hanger. Why? Well, because she failed to collect enough candy while trick-or-treating on Halloween.

So,

For proving that when it comes to being the worst father, he, unlike his daughter, can’t be beat.

For allegedly committing an act for which a razor blade in an apple actually seems like a fitting punishment.

For reporting doing something for which I hope he gets locked up a long time where he has to be a violent cellmates “Bit O’ Honey”.

We are proud to name Brian Blair of Racine as this week's Rick and Len Show WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:40 am Comment On This Post

nov 4th 2015


This video perfectly compliments this week's first story!

October 23rd City of Oak Creek
Police responded to a home to investigate a report that a local man using Twitter, threatened to kill a co-host on the Home Shopping Network. The resident, who told police he was from Switzerland, stated he was mad at the Home Shopping Network host because he was making fun of Switzerland. He admitted sending three tweets stating, if the host didn't stop making fun of the Swiss, he was going to murder him. After speaking with the suspect, officers contacted police in St. Petersburg, Florida (where The Home Shopping Network is located), and advised them that the suspect was just upset and had no intention of going to Florida and murdering anyone.

October 19th City of Glendale
A man threatened a shoe store employee with a pair of scissors and ran off with a pair of pink "Breast Cancer Edition" UGG boots valued at $155.

October 31st City of Green Bay
Police received a report of a suspect dressed as Batman stealing others Halloween candy.

October 30th Wisconsin Dells
Police responded to a report of a man in a dress throwing lipstick at cars.

October 22nd City of Rice Lake
A caller reported finding a box of live chickens on the front seat of his vehicle and doesn't know what to do with them.

October 16th City of Glendale
An intoxicated 17-year-old Fox Point boy was arrested during a high school football game after he ran naked onto the field wearing only a black mask. He was arrested as he attempted to get dressed. The boy was reported stumbling around and when asked how much he had to drink replied, "Does it matter? I drank a lot."

October 31st Town of Vinland
Police and fire crews responded to a report of a semi full of cheese on fire.

October 15th City of Glendale
Police were following up on a suspicious car when they saw the man in a patio door window naked and screaming. The man was next seen running naked in the hallway while continuing to scream. Police found Oxycodone in the man's room along with heroin and cocaine "packaged for sale."

October 13th City of Oak Creek
A white male in his 40s, stole a "Sale" sign and an 8-foot-by-13-foot "Open During Construction" banner from outside an adult toy store and fled in a silver pick up.

October 28th Village of Hartland
Police responded to a report of two men fighting at a local bar. When police arrived, the instigator of the fight was gone. Police eventually located the man hiding behind a tombstone in the village cemetery.

September 18th Village of Oregon
Police responded to a report of horseplay in the cart corral at the grocery store. A 17-year-old boy reportedly told a 16-year-old boy that he would punch him if he sat on a grocery cart while he was trying to collect it from the parking lot. The 16-year-old sat on the grocery cart and the 17-year-old reportedly delivered on his promise. Police warned both boys about their behavior.

October 30th City of Green Bay
Police shut down part of Shawano Avenue after a very drunk woman thought she heard gunshots in her basement. A search of the basement by police turned up no evidence of shots being fired in the building.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:22 am Comment On This Post

nov 2nd 2015


PACKER EXCUSES

10. Several players spent bye week in Nevada precisely following Lamar Odom’s “training regimen”.

9. Due to confusion over daylight savings time, Packer offense showed up an hour late AND left an hour early.

8. The team thought it was settled by winning the coin toss and didn’t realize they still had to play the game.

7. After spending a night in weed friendly Colorado, team was too R-E-L-A-X-ed.

6. Their Damarious was more effective than our Demaryius.

5. If only the Broncos had committed more roughing the passer penalties, Packers could have extended more drives.

4. Not actually the Packers. It was the Bears dressed in Green and Gold for Halloween.

3. Receivers found it hard to catch the ball at the same time they were having their asses handed to them.

2. Distracted by Peyton Manning quietly singing under his breath "Chicken Parm you taste so good".

1. Defense would have been less lethargic if they hadn’t accepted those complimentary pre-game drinks from Bill Cosby.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:57 am Comment On This Post

oct 30th 2015


We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...22-year-old Nicholas "Dopey" Rost of Oshkosh... was charged Monday in Winnebago County Circuit Court with three counts of manufacturing or delivering marijuana.

For dealing marijuana as Dopey which I can only assume means the coke must be coming from Snow White and Sneezy.

For getting caught dealing a substance that turns his customers from Grumpy to Happy.

For having a nickname so right on the nose it could be a witches' wart.

We are proud to name Nicholas "Dopey" Rost of Oshkosh...ass this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of Week.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:03 am Comment On This Post

oct 27th 2015


October 12th City of Beaver Dam
A Gould Street resident called police to report that a woman near the Family Center Ice Arena was dancing on the sidewalk and “shaking her booty” at passing vehicles.

October 20th City of Rice Lake
A deputy responded to a callers report of a "crazy" neighbor throwing stuff on the caller's porch. The deputy spoke with both neighbors who agreed to stay away from each other and their residences and to quit putting mental health counselors' business cards on each other's lawns.

October 4th City of Appleton
Police assistance was requested at the intersection of Plank and Midway Roads where a man and his son were trapped in a Porta-John by a large dog.

October 24th City of Sheboygan
Police were called to handle a disturbance involving "the most uncooperative 10-year-old girl I've ever met".

October 17th Hales Corners
A customer at A&W ordered a root beer and then stole the mug it was served in. When the customer, a 51-year-old woman, returned the mug to the Hales Corners Police Department and ask them to return it to the business, she was cited for theft.

October 21st Town of Marshfield
A resident called 911 and requested to go to prison.

October 20th City of Marshfield
Police responded to the parking lot of Pick 'n Save for a report of a physical altercation. A cabdriver told police that when he reached toward the back seat to accept cab fare, a passenger told him “you think you’re god’s gift to men” and then slapped him in the face. The cab driver said he did not know why the woman was mad. A witness confirmed the story to police, and a disorderly conduct citation was issued against the woman.

October 9th City of Beaver Dam
A man called police and reported that a student in Beaver Dam Middle School was shining a laser pointer at other students.

October 17th City of Beaver Dam
A 55-year-old man reported that a 62-year-old man was yelling insults at him. The 62-year-old man was upset because, he said, the other man was staring at him.

October 16th City of Juneau
An officer responded to a report of a loose rooster. The officer reported he had no means by which to capture a loose rooster and was unable to determine where the loose rooster came from or how it became loose.

October 10th Village of Hartland
Police are seeking disorderly conduct charges against a 42-year-old woman after she reportedly got into a drunken argument with her husband and flung a DVD case down some stairs inside their home. According to the incident report, both the man and woman had been drinking in the evening while watching a DVD and started arguing when she threw the case the disc was in down the flight of stairs.

October 16th City of Wisconsin Rapids
The grandmother of a 34-year-old man called police saying he was hallucinating and sweating, under the influence of something, and running around the house in his underwear.

October 11th City of Waupun
Police received the report of someone in the National Bank outside of regular business hours. As they investigated, a woman ran and hid in another room of the bank. After police located the woman, they learned she was an IT employee working on a problem. She told them she ran and hid because she was startled there was someone else was in bank outside of regular business hours.
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:24 am Comment On This Post

oct 21st 2015


THINGS REPUBLICAN LEADERS PROMISED PAUL RYAN IF HE WOULD AGREE TO RUN FOR SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE

10. Free baskets of pig wings and hell ice collected when his party unites.

9. Use of the Harry Potter invisibility cloak that apparently Governors Bobby Jindal and Jim Gilmore have been using since they started running for president.

8. Free health care to treat the wounds sustained falling on his own sword.

7. Some of whatever Ben Carson’s been smoking.

6. A home swimming pool filled with the tears of the former Speaker of the House.

5. They'll stop playing the theme from the Munsters every time he walks into a room.

4.  Free career advice from Carly Fiorina, if this job doesn’t work out. 

3. The secret to immortality possessed only by former Vice President Dick Cheney.

2. A couple hours left alone to gently nuzzle Reagan’s corpse.

1. Unlimited access to the party's vast supply of Oopma Loompa blood Trump and Boehner use to keep looking like ripe papayas.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:15 am Comment On This Post

oct 20th 2015


WAYS TO TELL STAR WARS CHARACTERS HAVE GOTTEN OLDER

Han Solo…. used to make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. Now it takes him damn near a full parsec just to make the bathroom run twelve times every night.

Chewbacca…his hair would be totally gray if he wasn’t coloring it with “Just for Wookies”.

Princess Leia…still wears the metal bikini but keeps bruising her knees on the bra.

Luke Skywalker…Now, just to get around, needs a Skywalker-walker.

C3PO…to keep from rusting, goes through more lube than Hugh Hefner.

The Stormtroopers…despite them all now wearing bifocals, still can't hit the broad side of a Death Star.

Bobba Fett…still a bounty hunter in that he always seems to be hunting for his roll of Bounty to clean up embarrassing spills from his colostomy bag.

Admiral Ackbar…now when heard yelling his iconic phrase “It’s a trap”, he’s usually warning against buying the over-priced extended warranty on mobility scooter.

Jabba the Hut…despite slimming down with gastric bypass surgery, remains one of the most reviled characters in the universe after marrying a Kardashian.

The Force…while once was a metaphysical, spiritual, and ubiquitous power able to accomplish miraculous feats, now has to send Jedis to NuMale Medical just to help them get their light sabers up.

Yoda…the ever wise puppet is now almost 940 years old. Even Elton John hasn’t had a hand up his butt that long.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:18 am Comment On This Post

oct 19th 2015


October 14th Village of Tigerton
Police were called to Tigerton High after someone Saran Wrapped a naked blowup doll to a post in front of the school.

October 11th City of Bayfield
A man called police to report  several people were drinking at the bar. He says it boggled his mind that he went to the bar to watch the game and he was drinking Pepsi while everyone else was drinking alcohol.

October 14th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A child called 911 and told police she was excited and happy about being a butterfly for Halloween and about being a big sister to a new baby.

October 6th Village of Pulaski
A resident called police to report a woman at whom he had hurled insults, "flipped him the bird".

October 13th Village of Biron
Police responded to a report of somebody in a park making howling sounds….and kicking leaves.

October 4th City of Waukesha
A caller told police her dog was being blamed for feces in the basement of an apartment building. However, the caller said it appeared to be human feces so she wanted officers to look at the feces and determine it came from a dog or human. Police determined the feces was from a dog but were unable to identify from whose dog the mystery feces came.

October 5th City of Germantown
A restaurant operator called police to report the theft of used cooking oil from a 2,500-gallon drum kept by the dumpster.

October 12th Village of Saratoga
A resident called police to report someone wrote "wash me" in the dirt on their car.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:23 am Comment On This Post

oct 16th 2015

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the week…26-year old Jessica Pedretti of Jefferson who was arrested Saturday after she reportedly left her 3-year-old daughter in the car for an hour while she gambled at the Ho-Chunk casino in Madison. A casino patron contacted authorities after noticing the child "bawling her eyes out" in the parking lot.

So,

For hitting the bad decision jackpot.

For “crapping out” when it comes to being a parent.

For wasting her money on slots and table games when she was already gambling for free…with her child’s life.

We are proud to name Jessica Pedretti, the mother who allegedly left her 3-year-old in the car while she gambled at the Ho-Chunk Casino in Madison as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:23 am Comment On This Post

oct 14th 2015


August 18th Village of Oregon
A 47-year-old man reported someone put shaving cream, condoms and a lobster on his car. The man said it is an “ongoing problem”.

September 28th City of Brookfield
Police were called to a residence after a report of a vehicle parked in the driveway with its doors open for two days. Upon arrival, officers met with a 17-year-old boy who claimed to be practicing a Jewish tradition in which he has to use his car as a hut and eat in it while utilizing no electricity.

October 9th City of Sheboygan
A woman call police to report her son left on his skateboard because she wouldn't give him the Wi-Fi password.

October 8th Village of Clyman
A woman called police to report that two kids vomited in the back of her vehicle then took off on foot.

September 26th City of Waukesha
Someone called police to report people had been throwing cake in each other's faces for fun during a birthday party/rummage sale. The caller did not appreciate people throwing cake at one another for fun.

September 28th City of Waukesha
A man walked into a beauty salon and said the rumors need to stop and that he "is not the devil nor is he Satan".

October 1st City of Rice Lake
A caller reported a neighbor who kept playing the song "Glory, Glory Hallelujah" over and over and over again. Officers responded to the area and said they could hear only dogs and trains.

October 4th Village of Saratoga
A woman called police and reported her husband had left home to get milk between 2 and 7 p.m. and had not returned. Responding officers found the husband in another room of their home.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:50 am Comment On This Post

oct 13th 2015
Wednesday morning on the Rick and Len Show, we will auction off this full size Packer helmet signed by Clay Matthews with display case! Bidding starts at 6am on the studio lines and the Rick and Len Show Facebook page and ends just before 10am.

The helmet is provided by Bergstrom Automotive and all money raised goes to Make-A-Wish. It's all part of Neenah Ford's "Lube-A-Thon" going on Saturday where all oil changes are FREE with a donation to Make-A-Wish.

posted by: Rick And Len at 10:44 am Comment On This Post

oct 7th 2015
Congrats to Brian Zahn from Gillett who is believed to be the first football player EVER to intercept a an opposing quarterback’s attempt to spike the ball and stop the clock in their game against Crivitz. In this clip, Yahoo sports compares him to Neil Armstrong, Dan Marino and Sandra Day O'Conner (even if they do butcher the pronounciation of Gillet).  http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/yahoo-sportsdash/high-school-lineman-pulls-off-a-football-first-032132599.html



posted by: Rick And Len at 4:50 am Comment On This Post

oct 6th 2015
Drunk Kid Wants Mac and Cheese

posted by: Rick And Len at 11:23 am Comment On This Post

oct 6th 2015

photo from Uproxx.

Sunday, Chicago Bear Martellus Bennett raised eyebrows when he posted a Tweet that compared his Quarterback with Jesus saying, "They threw rocks at Jesus, & Jesus was an excellent guy who did a lot of awesome stuff." So, we thought we too would compare and contrast Jesus and Jay.

JESUS
Turned water into wine.
JAY
Turns most post game press conferences into whines.

JESUS
Calmed a storm with the wave of his hand.
JAY
Has quieted Soldier Field with the toss of an interception.

JESUS
Walked on water.
JAY
Has cried enough tears to make Jesus his own running track.

JESUS
Was crucified by the Romans.
JAY
Has also been nailed…usually by Clay Matthews.

JESUS
Preached about forsaking riches.
JAY
Gives up most his possessions.

JESUS
Converted the masses and saved their souls.
JAY
Can’t convert a third down to save his own soul.

JESUS
Rode into Jerusalem on an ass.
JAY
Let me put it this way, if Jesus were alive today, would ride into Jerusalem on Jay Cutler.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:01 am Comment On This Post

oct 5th 2015


October 4th City of Menasha
A Main Street resident called police to complain that her neighbor keeps peeking in her windows and every time the neighbor sees that she is sleeping, calls 911 and reports she's dead.

September 30th City of Kenosha
Police cited a man for inattentive driving after a rollover accident that occurred when he was dipping a chicken nugget into some sauce while driving.

September 21st City of Waukesha
A caller told police that a customer of Marco's Pizza was offering marijuana to employees to get them to deliver his order faster. Police called the man and told him to stop offering drugs to Marco's delivery drivers.

September 6th Village of Omro
A West Larrabee Street resident called police because he feels his neighbors are picking on him.

September 26th City of Hales Corners
A 19-year-old man was cited for disorderly conduct after he intentionally dropped his pants and exposed his derriere inside the George Webb Restaurant WHILE police were tending to an employee who was having a medical emergency.

September 19th Village of Bayside
A man called police to report someone hacked his credit card and used it to buy a membership on Christianmingle.com.

September 29th City of Pittsville
Someone at a local manufacturing plant called police to report an employee was threatening to get a gun unless someone returned his missing sandwich.

September 21st City of Waukesha
A man pressed his medical alarm and could be heard yelling and screaming in the background. The man told the medic alert operator that he wanted an ambulance to come to his home and put him to bed because his girlfriend refused to do so.

September 29th Town of Marshfield
A caller reported to police that someone left a fish tank at the end of their driveway on…Trout Drive.
posted by: Rick And Len at 2:00 pm Comment On This Post

oct 5th 2015


THINGS THAT PEOPLE THOUGHT WERE HAPPENING WHEN THEY HEARD SUNDAY’S FLY OVER

10. Pilots were probably suddenly hightailing it to San Francisco after just learning it was an away game. Oops!

9.  The U.S. was must be just launching a pre-emptive strike against Canada to clear the way for Governor Walker’s wall.

8. Pilots are probably flying low as possible to more easily pick up the game here on 105.7 WAPL…your FM home for Packer football.

7. Flyover must be headed to Milwaukee to help Brewers celebrate their 94th loss of the season!

6. The mother ship has finally arrived to return Tom Milburn to his home planet.

5. Military probably headed to Chicago to contain out-of-control celebrating by Bears fans who were shocked they won one game this season.

4. Don't know what that was but I bet it had something to do with Trump.   

3. Assumed Appleton Mayor Tim Hanna ordered a drone strike on homes of the alderman from Human Resources Committee who voted to cut his salary by 10 grand.

2. Pilots must been in a hurry to get to a bathroom after eating one of those black Burger King Whoppers.

1. Air Force apparently launched an emergency rescue mission bound for Green Bay to air lift out lost hikers stranded in the thick, over-growth of Mayor Schmitt’s eyebrows.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:33 am Comment On This Post