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apr 4th 2014

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Fond du Lac police officer Melissa Sprangers, who, documents obtained by The Fond du Lac Reporter this week, revealed was involved in THREE squad car crashes in a year.

On November 15, 2012, Officer Sprangers reportedly struck a parked car while driving inattentively.

On March 3, 2013, according to the documents, Sprangers was involved in a crash in which she was at fault for driving too fast for conditions when her squad car slid through an intersection and was struck by another vehicle that had the right of way.

And then, on November 1st of last year, Officer Sprangers, who was not wearing a seat belt at the time, collided with another police vehicle as she was driving at what seems to be an unsafe speed in response to a call for backup, totaling both squad cars.


For making a mess of more squad cars than a dozen powder sugar donuts with triple jelly.

For trying to be Cagney when she should probably keep her ass in the passenger seat like Lacey.

And for proving that while justice is said to be blind, it doesn’t mean police officers are allowed to drive with their eyes closed.

We are proud to name Fond du Lac police officer Melissa Sprangers as this week’s Rick and Len Show…Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:48 am Comment On This Post

mar 17th 2014

The person pictured above is NOT the heinous duck feeding criminal mentioned in the account below.

February 24th City of Neenah
A caller on Jean Street reported that a man was feeding ducks in his backyard. An officer contacted the man and advised him he was violating an ordinance. The officer returned later to take photos of the ducks and the sunflower seeds that were spread across the yard as evidence of the alleged duck feeding.

March 10th Village of Nekoosa
A woman called police and reported she went to a fast food restaurant to get food for her and her children. The woman told police she waited 10 to 15 minutes and still didn’t have her food!

March 9th City of Brookfield
A resident on Royalcrest Drive called police because she heard her husband yell, “Stop, I have a gun,”. The man told police he believed a man with a hat was trying enter his second-story bedroom, but then he realized it was just a figment of his imagination.

March 5th City of Menasha
A guidance counselor called police to report a kindergarten student brought a butter knife to school and was threatening to use it to cut other students.

March 3rd City of Germantown
A resident called police just before midnight to report his neighbor owed him $2.39 for some milk he had bought her but she would not answer her door or pay him back. The officer told the caller that police would not be attempting contact with the neighbor due to the time of night, and the caller became upset. The officer then explained it was a civil issue and due to the circumstances, police cannot make the woman repay him.

March 4th City of Brookfield
Police responded to a complaint that a resident was shoveling snow into the road. When told by officers that he needed to remove the snow from the street, the man reportedly responded, “Where am I supposed to put it, up my ass?” He eventually moved the snow to the edge of the road.

March 12th City of Shawano
Police were called to a location on Highway 22 were a staff member reported seeing a man open mouth kissing his own mother and felt it was inappropriate.

March 1st City of Waukesha
A resident called police to report hearing female voices screaming and thought it was a domestic incident. Responding officers found it was just the children who live in her residence and some of their friends screaming while playing a game where they run outside without their shoes on to see who could stand in the snow barefoot the longest.

March 13th City of Shawano
Officers responded to a call from a daycare center on Olson Street. A child at the daycare center reportedly threw a plastic lizard that struck another child.

March 7th City of Greenfield
A resident called police dispatch to report a woman was driving an unlicensed scooter on the wrong side of the street while walking a dog on a leash making the dog run alongside her so fast that it doesn’t have time to urinate.

February 28th City of Waupun
A woman called police to report her daughter is receiving text messages from a man claiming to be Jeffery Dahmer and threatening to come and see her.

February 27th City of Waukesha
Police responded to an apartment after a caller reported hearing a domestic disturbance in a neighboring apartment. Police discovered no domestic disturbance, just residents watching “Dr. Phil with the volume turned way up.”
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:34 am Comment On This Post

mar 10th 2014

March 5th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report seeing “a man in a scary clown mask”.

February 7th Town of Jackson
Officers were dispatched to investigate a Jeep that was driving into a 7 foot snow pile. They found said snow pile but the Jeep was no longer driving into it, having become stuck on top of it.  When an officer asked the 20-year-old driver why he drove his Jeep on to the snow pile, the man responded, “Because it’s a Jeep”.

March 7th City of Marshfield
Police responded to a report of a suspicious customer at a convenience store. A female employee reported an unknown man in his early 20s came into the store to purchase alcohol and asked the employee to come into the bathroom with him.

March 6th Town of Grand Rapids
A woman called police and reported an unknown man left Valentine’s Day candy at her door.

March 1st Town of Grand Rapids
A woman reported to police that people came into her house and sat on her sofa and wouldn’t leave.

February 25th City of Brookfield
Police responded to a report of a woman who chained a suitcase to a pole in front of Barnes & Noble. She told security personnel there were no bombs in it, went in the mall, then returned to unchain it and walked away. When police caught up with the woman, she told them she just didn’t want to bring her suitcase into the mall.

February 25th City of Brookfield
Police were called to a home where a man locked his girlfriend and their baby out of their home because when she went to the store she bought him soda instead of cigarettes.

February 23rd City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report that her mother took her sweaters and some dresses from her apartment because she thought the outfits were “too sexy” for her to be wearing.

March 5th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported four teenagers standing in a doorway and swearing at people.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:23 am Comment On This Post

mar 7th 2014

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…the 17-year-old Appleton boy who police say robbed an elderly man early Thursday morning after the two were involved in a car crash. The two drivers’ cars reportedly collided at the intersection of East Glendale Avenue and North Oneida Streets in Appleton. While the 76-year-old driver was examining the damage, the 17-year-old allegedly hit the elderly man in the chest, took a large amount of cash out of the man’s wallet and fled.


For apparently being just as bad a person as he is a driver.

For slamming into an old man and then making off with a large sum of money…which I believe is what most of Hugh Hefner’s recent ex-girlfriends have done.

And for not understanding that hitting old people with your car and taking their money is no way to rob the elderly. That’s what insurance policies that advertise on late night TV are for.

We are proud to name the 17-year-old Appleton driver who allegedly robbed an elderly man after they were involved in a collision as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:21 am Comment On This Post

mar 7th 2014


10. He could share a ride on the Zippin’ Pippin with area religious figure like Aaron Rodgers.

9. He could help defeat the forces of evil and vanquish the satanic minions…when they come up from Chicago to play at Lambeau.

8. He could perform the world’s greatest miracle by creating a hat big enough to fit Tom Milbourn’s head.

7. Just as Jesus turned water into wine, could participate in sacred local tradition of turning beer into urine.

6. He could teach that St. Vince dude some manners by showing him you take the big post hole digger hat off when you’re sitting in front of people at the game.

5. If he can polish off the 93 ounce Gilbert Burger at Champion’s Sports Bar He gets a free autographed picture of former Packer Gilbert Brown.

4. Could get drivers on 41, 43, and 172 to use their directionals and drive the speed limit and that, my friends, would be a miracle.

3. He could try to heal the lame, and what could be more lame than the WIXX morning show.

2. Just as Jesus fed the multitudes with just a loaf of bread and a couple fish, He could try to feed everyone at Paul’s Pantry with just the meat from Brown County Supervisor Guy Zima’s pants.

1. Hey, somebody’s going to have to cut the ribbon at the grand opening of the new downtown Wal-Mart on Broadway.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

mar 6th 2014

A guy got tossed off both Twitter and Vine this week for posting pics of himslef having sex with a Hot Pocket. No, seriously! Why? Well....


10. They are already filled with chicken or beef. Why not add sausage?

9. Wanted to see what it was like doing it with Lindsey Lohan so stuck his junk in the first thing he could find that was crusty and full of its own cheese.

8. Why should old socks, warm apple pies and cantaloupes with holes cut in them have all the fun?

7. He couldn’t hump a ham sandwich because he’s Jewish.

6. If he was going to hump a COLD pocket, he might as well be married.

5. Says right on the box they are “irresistibly hot” which is the same way you would describe Kate Upton, therefore having sex with a Hot Pocket is just like having sex with a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model.   

4. They sort of look like a vagina…but only if you squint real hard and have only seen really deformed vaginas.

3. Trying to get back at his ex-girlfriend whom he caught in the act with a Subway Five Dollar Foot-Long.

2. If he’d humped a corn dog people would have thought he was gay.

And the number one reason for humping a Hot Pocket…

1. It’s got to be better than eating one!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:29 am Comment On This Post

feb 14th 2014

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week….34-year-old Sharquon Liggins of Racine. Liggins was arrested Monday by an officer responding to a report from a driver of a man throwing meat as passing vehicles.  When police got to the scene, they found frozen pork ribs in the roadway and scattered across all four lanes of traffic. It’s estimated that there approximately 15 to 20 frozen pork ribs in the road. The investigating officer located a plastic grocery bag with more frozen pork ribs in a front yard nearby — and determined Liggins lived at that home. When the officer asked Liggins why he was throwing meat into the road, Liggins reportedly replied that he “thought it was funny.”


For coming up with the most amusing use of pork since ten years ago when disgraced Winnebago County District Attorney Joe Paulus used it as a verb. (audio - "I was porking her and loving it!" - Paulus)

For using his pork as projectiles when he should be spending Valentine’s week makin’ bacon.

And for being responsible for the worst waste of a rib since the one God took from Adam.

We are proud to name alleged pork rib flinger Sharqon Liggins of Racine as this week’s Rick and Len Show…Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:56 am Comment On This Post

feb 10th 2014

January 29th City of Neenah
Police were called to a Green Street residence where they cited a 19-year-old man with property damage and disorderly conduct after he allegedly hit another man with a vacuum cleaner.

February 2nd City of Hales Corners
A man called police to ask an officer to respond to Confucius Restaurant because they put his sauce upside-down in his to-go bag and sauce spilled all over his car. The man was upset because the manager refused to do anything about it when he complained, so he wanted police to go to the restaurant first "before the cops are called on him." The caller was advised it was a civil matter and did not warrant police intervention.

February 1st City of Marshfield
A 24-year-old man was cited for second offense drunken driving after he was found sleeping in his vehicle in the Taco Bell drive-thru. The vehicle was running and in drive when police found the man. It is not clear whether or not the man received his Taco Bell order before being taken to the police station for a blood draw.

February 6th City of Shawano
Police responded to a report of an alleged domestic dispute at a residence on East Lieg Avenue. A woman at the residence told police her husband had thrown a soda at the wall, tossed a rabbit cage and bent her wallet.

February 5th City of Shawano
A 911 call that is believed to be a pocket dial was received. According to the police record, the 911 dispatcher heard a man talking to someone named Scotty and belching very loudly.

February 2nd City of Portage
A man called 911 and told police he had outstanding warrants and wanted to be taken to jail. When police arrived, the man gave them a false name. Per his wishes, he was taken to jail on the warrants and also on a charge of obstructing an officer for lying about his name.

February 3rd City of Waupun
A woman at Our Bar on East Main Street called police to report concrete was poured down the toilet and she knows who did it.

February 1st City of Beaver Dam
A man told police a group of woman approached him at Wall-Mart and one of the woman used her phone as a “kiss cam.”

February 1st City of Beaver Dam
A resident called police because a man on East Main Street was yelling at another man to leave. When police arrived, a 35-year-old man said he was invited over to the other man’s house. The man at the residence said the other man was NOT invited over to his house.

January 29th Town of Jackson
A man called police to complain that his 28-year-old stepson was intoxicated, disorderly, and refusing to sleep in the basement. The officers found the son sleeping on the couch in the main level. The man complained that he had swine flu because of how cold it is in the basement. Much of what the man said didn’t make sense because of his intoxication but he INSISTED that the responding officer check out the basement for himself so he could see just how cold it was. The officer went down to the basement where he found the man's marijuana stash and paraphernalia in plain view, earning the man two citations.

January 25th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a disturbance where neighbors were arguing about where a snow plow driver was moving snow. One resident said the plow driver tried to run his wife over. The caller later admitted he was upset the plow was pushing snow to his side of the street so his wife stood in front of the plow as it was trying to clean a driveway. The residents were advised on their behavior and told to let the snowplow driver do his job.

February 3rd City of Waukesha
A man at Price Point Inn called police because he believes someone was in his room. The man told police he found a clump of hair. Police, could not find any signs of forced entry but reported that the floor was "filthy."

January 28th City of Brookfield
Two women were arrested at Party City after one woman reportedly distracted employees while the other concealed items. When police arrived, they found the women, ages 21 and 25, attempting to leave the store with a variety of Justin Bieber merchandise.

February 2nd City of Brookfield
Police were called to the Factory Card Outlet where two 24 year old woman were caught in the act of attempting to steal $66 of cups, plates, napkins, balloons, bags and invitations all bearing the likeness of Justin Bieber that they told officers they wanted to use for a Super Bowl party.

January 27th City of Brookfield
A man called police to report that the neighbors below him were pounding on their ceiling. Police contacted the neighbors, who said they were just trying to tell him to "shut up" because he was talking on the phone so loudly they couldn't hear their television.

January 26th city of Cudahy
A 53-year-old woman was cited for disorderly conduct. The woman reportedly confronted her 26-year-old son and his girlfriend. According to the woman's husband "there was some tension about hockey tickets and who was going to use them." The son accused his mother of pushing his girlfriend. The mother denied pushing her, but "stated she did push her son just to show him how she would push someone."
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:28 am Comment On This Post

feb 7th 2014

Image: Wikipedia Commons

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week...heroin users. Yes, heroin users.
Now, while we realize that drug addiction is a disease and isn't an easy thing to people are doing more and more heroin. Heroin!

From 2000 to 2007, our state averaged 29 overdose deaths related to heroin use.
in 2012, we had 93...and last year, there were 199 deaths from heroin in Wisconsin. 199 of our people OD'ed on horse, junk, black tar, smack.

Whatever you call it, that is just plain stupid.

So, for ignoring the heroin lessons our nation learned through the 60's and 70's, when drug-related crimes skyrocketed, children had to play in needle littered parks and entire neighborhoods ended up as mere shells of know, kind of like what Detroit looks like now.

For thinking that it's a good idea to use heroin to catch a buzz...when these days you can get your hands on all kinds of high grade and realtively harmless marijuana...all for the price of a bus ticket to Colorado..

And for apparently never watching TV, listening to a radio or reading news on the internet because they're so busy jamming needles in their arms that they missed the news about all the celebrity ODs...and for never watching that scene in that olne movie which shows what happens when you do too much get recklessly driven to an apartment where the guy who played the deformed kid in Mask has to ram an adreleline shot right through your breastplate.

I mean, really, people? Heroin? Let me put it to you this way...Philip Seymour C'mon, man!

We are, truth be told, not so proud to name area heroin users as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:46 am Comment On This Post

feb 7th 2014
Healthy feet

January 25th - Lake Oswego, Oregon
A woman called police because she became suspicious when she discovered a wet footprint on her front porch. Upon investigation by police, they discovered that the footprint was her own.

February 4th - Miramar, Florida
A charter school went on lockdown and a main road and adjoining side streets were blocked for over two hours after suspicious items discovered in the street in front of the school. Police eventually determined that the suspicious items were several decorative pillows.

January 30th - East Greenwich, Pennsylvania
Authorities are searching for a man who tried to rob a Hallmark store.  According to  police,  the suspect presented the store's cashier with a Hallmark birthday card in which he had written his own lovely sentiment. Written inside of it were these words..."Give me all the money or I will kill you." Unfortunately for the criminal wordsmith, the store cashier was unimpressed - that person called another employee over, and the suspect ran off without any money.

January 25th - Dutch Harbor, Alaska
A man called police and reported his television remote had been stolen the previous day. An officer responded to the victim’s residence and quickly located a remote in the house, but the victim advised the officer that the remote he found was his back-up remote and his primary remote which had clearly been stolen since he was unable to find it. According to police, the matter is not under investigation.

January 16th - Strongsville, Ohio
Police were called to Chase Bank after a woman demanded $10,000 and threatened to put a curse on the employees if they did not give her the money. The woman, who was a former customer, said the curse involved both a stomach illness and "constant diarrhea." When police arrived, the woman was gone. However, when she returned the following day, for the $10,000 or to enact her curse, the woman was arrested by police. No word on whether her stomach flu spell worked.

January 1st - Jensen Beach, Florida
A 30-year-old man was arrested October 1 in the drive-thru of the Taco Bell. Deputies arrived to find him either passed out or sleeping — and smelling of booze — with his foot on the truck’s gas pedal. According to police, when they asked the man for his I.D., he handed the officers a taco.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:40 am Comment On This Post

feb 3rd 2014
January 29th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported he bought cigarettes and gas from a service station, and the attendant was mean to him.

January 25th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported her boyfriend bit her and stole her cigarettes.

January 26th Town of Menasha
A 28-year-old man on West Wilson Avenue man was cited for loud music after neighbors called police. The man told officers he was “livin’ it up” because he did not have his child. He was upset the neighbors called police and said that he was the scapegoat for other issues. The man became agitated with officers, swore and crumpled up the ticket and threw it on the floor.

January 25th City of Greenfield
A man called police from the Aldi parking lot to report he had blocked in a driver after she almost struck him while she was talking on her cellphone. The woman in the car also called police to report a man was standing outside her car door and screaming at her.

January 20th City of Waukesha
A woman called 911 to report her boyfriend was "bugging her". A responding officer found the "bugging" that led to the emergency call was the result of the two having a disagreement about what to watch on television.

January 10th Town of Brookfield
A representative from a business that sells custom made clothing for clergymen called police to report that a man who bought four priest's cassocks and bishop's cape paid for the vestments with a stolen credit card.

January 20th City of Greenfield
A male suspect entered Subway, implied he had a weapon in his pocket and attempted to rob the business. The suspect, who was wearing a dark hoodie, blue surgical mask and some type of bandana over his eyes, took a black vegetable container before fleeing the business.
posted by: Rick And Len at 1:46 pm Comment On This Post

jan 24th 2014

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the alleged drunk driver who reportedly struck a 56-year-old Manitowoc cyclist Monday and continued driving home with his victim stuck in the windshield of his car, eventually parking the car in his garage with the dude still stuck in the windshield.


For being harder to stop than Colin Kaepernick facing the Packer defense.

For allegedly hitting the guy so hard, the victim is just lucky that the last thing to go through his head wasn’t his butthole.

For reportedly continuing to drive despite having a view more obstructed than a theatergoer sitting behind Tom Milbourn.

We are proud to name the alleged drunk driver who continued to drive home with the cyclist he just hit stuck in his windshield as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:58 am Comment On This Post

jan 21st 2014
The Jets Kellen Winslow Jr. was arrested in November for possession of synthetic marijuana. Now it comes out that has allegedly masturbating in his automobile in a Target parking lot at the time. Winslow explained yesterday that he wasn't masturbating, just changing his clothes...with two empty jars of Vaseline in the front console. Riiiiight!


10. Roughing the li’l passer.

9. Committing illegal use of hands.

8. Beating his opponent off the line.

7. Committing a personal foul.

6. Doing a pump fake.

5. Muffing his own punt.

4. Pounding it right up the middle

3. Engaging in illegal motion downfield.

2. Running a short AND curly route.

1. Getting the ball off just in time.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jan 20th 2014

January 11th City of Beaver Dam
Police responded to a call from the employee of the Community Library reporting a 51-year-old man was bathing in the restroom. The responding officer spoke to the man who explained he was just cleaning up after pooping his pants.

January 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report someone with a loud radio was smoking “weed” and “hacking up a lung”.

January 16th Town of Grand Rapids
Police responded to a report of a man standing in a driveway and yelling at a house.

January 10th City of Waukesha
A woman called 911 to complain to police that she is “tired of being controlled by Tom Cruise and Will Smith".

January 10th City of Waukesha
A concerned father called police to report his ex-wife was “putting an Irish/Native American curse on his daughter.”

January 7th City of Waukesha
A man was arrested after running through an apartment building, kicking doors and screaming. According to callers, the man was screaming, “I have weapons, I have ammo.” Another caller said the man was yelling that he was going to use the ammo and weapons to protect everybody from the blizzard conditions.

December 20th Town of Jackson in Wood County
Police received a call from people concerned about a 23-year-old man who was talking to a snowman an oranges.

January 16th Town of Beaver Dam
Police were called to check on a 31-year-old man who drank a large quantity of whiskey and threw himself into a snowbank.
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:05 am Comment On This Post

jan 17th 2014

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week… Sheboygan Falls School District Administrator Jean Born who suspended two brother’s from the basketball team for their big game against rival Plymouth because when posing for a picture for the Sheboygan Falls News, one pointed with his index fingers while the other held up three fingers like so many NBA players do when they make a three-pointer. (see above)

Born suspended them because she and some parents think those were gang signs. The boys only posed that way after the Sheboygan Falls News photographer told them to act goofy. Responding to criticism that Born probably wouldn’t have taken the gestures for gang signs if the students were…I don’t know…white, Superintendent Born stated “This decision that was made here for these students has absolutely nothing, nothing to do with their race.”


For apparently not knowing a gang sign from a gangbang.

For being about as knowledgeable about gang signs as Stevie Wonder is about photography.

For claiming the suspensions had nothing to do with race which couldn’t have made me laugh more than if she had made the statement dressed in red fright wig and home of the Whopper undershorts.

And for not just being thankful that a “scandal” involving her students and a photo at least had nothing to do with Brett Favre’s penis.

We are proud to name Sheboygan Falls School Superintendent Jean Born as this week’s Rick and Len….Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:37 am Comment On This Post

jan 15th 2014

Bank First is putting a new office in the old Paradise Club location...with that in mind, here's some....


If there are chest high smudge marks on the window at the drive-thru…your bank may have been a strip club.

If you have to make your mortgage payment by stuffing singles in the bank manager’s thong…your bank may have been a strip club. 

If your teller is named Destiny and she keeps referring to the vault as “the champagne room” …your bank may have been a strip club.

If the loan officer arranging your loan to buy a Mercedes is herself actually named Mercedes…your bank may have been a strip club.

If they refer to five dollar bills as a ”fin” not because they’re using outdated slang but they all smell like fish…your bank may have been a strip club.

If after cashing your paycheck, the teller gyrates on your lap until you’ve given most of it back…your bank may have been a strip club.

If they have a pole vault…but it’s not the Olympics…your bank may have been a strip club.

If on all the $20 bills they dispense, Andrew Jackson has a boner…your bank was definitely a strip club.
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:44 am Comment On This Post

jan 10th 2014

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the Lac du Flambeau woman who, when her 2007 Dodge Caravan wouldn’t start in minus-23 temperatures Tuesday morning, shoved a big mound of hot coals under the van hoping to warm up the engine chamber, predictably setting the vehicle on fire.


For having almost as many briquettes under her car as she apparently has rocks in her head.

For not realizing that just because she’s living in Lac du Flambeau does not mean it’s a good idea to make a Van du Flambé.

And for apparently not understanding that while tailgating frequently includes grilling it should not involve actually grilling your tailgate.

We are proud to name  Lac du Flambeau woman who accidentally set her vehicle on fire by putting a big mound of hot coals under it in an attempt to warm up the engine chamber as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:35 am Comment On This Post

jan 6th 2014

49er's lineman Anthony Davis Tweeted Saturday calling Appleton, where he and his teammates were staying, a "sh*thole". He doesn't explain how he came to that conclusion. Here's some possible reasons...


10. Was disgusted by living conditions in the primate house of the downtown Appleton zoo, not realizing he was actually looking in the window of the NBC 26 valley bureau.

9. No matter how many quarters he stuck in those thin four foot tall slot machines that are about a car length apart on the curb all along College Avenue, they never once paid off.

8. Despite her solid performances in the Hunger Games movies, can’t believe we named a whole university after Jennifer Lawrence.

7. Visited both Houdini Plaza and the Houdini Museum and never found out who or where Dini is.  

6. What kind of city has a crappy downtown that has only one retail store dedicated exclusively to Caged Mixed Martial Arts clothing and fight gear?
5. Only chalk markings downtown are on sandwich boards listing restaurant specials and not on the street marking where dead bodies were found like back in New Jersey where he’s from.

4. Grand Chute hotel whores won’t take a debit card from an out of state bank.

3. Despite seeing a building that clearly said Trout Museum, it didn’t have so much as one stuffed and mounted fish in its entire collection.

2. Despite seeing a building that clearly said Children’s Museum, it didn’t have so much as one stuffed and mounted CHILD in its entire collection.

1. Believes city puts mental health patients to work instead of caring for them after accidentally tuning into Saturday morning edition of Best of Rick and Len.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:21 am Comment On This Post

jan 3rd 2014

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…The NFL who with temperatures expected to be below zero and wind chills WAY BELOW ZERO… still insist on a sell out or they’ll black out the game.

In any other circumstances, people would be told to stay inside for their own protection. You’ll hear meteorologists saying it until they’re blue in the face for the next few days. “DON’T GO OUTSIDE UNLESS YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO”. But the NFL requires 80,000 people to do so or they won’t let their game be broadcast here. However, because football fans are supposed to be macho and we, as Wisconsinites, are supposed to be hale and hardy and impervious to cold weather, nobody seems to point out how IRRESPONSIBLE it is for the NFL to keep pushing ticket sales and threatening blackout despite the danger of attending the game.


For being about as responsible as Lindsey Lohan driving home from an open bar.

For wanting people to pay money to sit outside when it’s colder than the reception Jay Cutler would get at the Packer Hall of fame.

For not knowing frostbite if it bit them on the ass....

We are proud to name the NFL as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:40 am Comment On This Post

dec 20th 2013

Went to Anchorman 2 yesterday. Was kind of disappointed. Didn't love it. When I first saw the orginal, I found it amusing and it became even funnier upon additional viewings. However, most of this one I found only sporadically funny except for the last 10 minutes or so which upped the ante on my favoirte scene from the orginal movie. The most disappointing thing about this one was Brick, the dim-witted weatherman played by Steve Carrell. He was my one of my favorite parts of the first movie and this time I found him mainly annoying. Instead of funny lines, they just had him making irritating sounds. Was it just me? Let me know if you disagree. -Rick-
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:33 am Comment On This Post