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aug 20th 2013

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week… The Manitowoc Department of Human Service who (as best as I can tell from the Herald Times article) are the ones who attach the ankle monitor bracelets to juveniles in secure home detention. They are so chosen as Weenies of the Week after a 16-year Manitowoc boy allegedly burglarized a neighbor’s home on Saturday taking an iPad while he was wearing an ankle monitor bracelet.

The monitor bracelet didn’t register anything as suspicious since they had apparently set it to allow the boy to roam 150 feet around the residence. The neighbor’s home was only about 30 feet away giving him about 120 feet of leeway. After the incident, a worker reset the monitor bracelet, so the boy could only roam 75 feet…which, by my calculations, means he would still have about 45 feet of leeway if he wanted the break into the neighbor’s again. (That ought to hold ‘em!)

Of course, there is no way the Manitowoc Department of Human Service could have known the boy might be trouble other than the fact that police records show that since 2005, there have been... 216 police calls involving the same juvenile!!!


For giving the kid enough rope to hang THEMSELVES.

For being as clueless as a cold case file.

And for having a harder time seeing this coming than Stevie Wonder with a bag over his head despite it being as predictable as an episode of Murder She Wrote.

We are proud to name the Manitowoc Department of Human Service as this week's Rick and Len Show…Weenies of the Week!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:24 am Comment On This Post

aug 19th 2013

August 12th City of Portage
Police cited a man who made in abrupt U-turn to yell and swear at a driver  who stopped to allow a turtle to cross the road.

July 24th City of Chilton
A girl wanted to speak to an officer because her friend threw a rock at a duckling. It is unclear as to whether or not the rock struck the duck.

August 11th City of Marshfield
A 19-year-old man was cited for disorderly conduct after he upset two women by dancing under a parking lot light while wearing thong underwear with small American flags attached to the front and back. The man admitted to police that his actions were inappropriate.

August 13th Village of Stratford
Police responded to a report of a 45-year-old man who loosely wrapped his dog in blue packing tape. The man initially told police he let his dog out of this fenced backyard and someone took it. He said he searched for the dog and when he found it, it was wrapped in the blue packing tape. The man eventually admitted that he actually wrapped the dog in blue packing tape himself. The dog was not injured in the incident. The man blamed his actions on "personal issues".

August 7th City of Waukesha
A dispatcher received an open 911 call and heard “a lot of yelling and laughing but also hearing someone say something about getting a knife and another say he would get his gun.” When police arrived at the house, they found a man who accidentally dialed 911 on cell phone while he and others were playing video games.

August 8th City of Waukesha
A caller reported seeing a man walking back and forth between Subway and George Webb’s yelling at people through the windows. When police found the man, he said he was just “thinking out loud.” George Webb staff said the man was in a bad mood, but had not caused any problems.

August 8th City of Waukesha
A caller told police that they found a note in their mailbox that said, “Sorry for stealing from you. I love you and you’re amazing” along with $30 cash. The caller was advised to check if anything had been stolen and to call back. Police also advised them to check if the $30 is counterfeit.

August 12 City of Beaver Dam
Police responded to a report of a man dressed in women's clothing taking pictures of himself in the lingerie section of ShopKo.
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:00 am Comment On This Post

aug 10th 2013
An almost perfect Sturgis bike rally day, WAPL style. It started with a plan to ride the Spearfish Canyon.That meant first finding Nemo. Nemo, South Dakota. No problem there but the left turn from Nemo Road to Nemo Road got missed. That's not a typo. That meant we lost Nemo already. I can't dial in my usually automatic compass after fully one billion sharp turns. The photo here is the stop we made to make sure we were onto Nemo's trail again. So on to Deadwood, another missed turn and backtrack in Lead and we found it It was such an invigorating ride up the gorgeous Spearfish Canyon Scenic Byway. Cruising at slow speed alongside babbling brooks within canyon walls geologically older than the Grand recharges a guy.

Rolled into Sturgis with an idea...put the broadcast unit in my backpack with microphone and headphone wires coming out of it (don't try this in an airport) so I could be on the air from anywhere, even while moving. It worked like a charm.

I chatted up the owner of the famous Knuckles saloon whose wife is from Stevens Point. This is the bar which puts up a boxing ring and invites bikers to fight each other. He told me that they don't let drunk people into the ring but wouldn't you sort of have to be?

I also had a bouncer and pretty waitress on the air. And some cops. All while the sound of thousands of bikes provided a fitting soundtrack.

After the show we found a bench on a corner of Main Street and sat there for an hour watching the freak show and admiring the stunning motorcycles going by in an endless procession. You have to take time to smell the roses. And Harley exhaust.

We had to hang tight for awhile because of heavy storms in the area but we managed to avoid the worst of it. That's been my good luck on the entire trip. Thank you, biker gods.

No work on tap for day four except to post some insightful words and inspiring pictures later. Mount Rushmore, the Crazy Horse Memorial, Needles Highway, Sylvan Lake and Custer State Park are all on the route we have planned. Stay tuned. 

posted by: Rick And Len at 1:23 pm Comment On This Post

aug 9th 2013
Joined Rick and Ross for an underwear-clad appearance on the radio followed by a marginal free flophouse breakfast which included a European lady, German maybe, who was just dominating the toaster area. Have to when surrounded by folks who, while as good and kind as anyone, are all wearing black shirts splashed with colorful words and pictures and all expressing the same thing. But everyone here IS sharing the same thing. Sturgis.

The communal and almost opiate nature of maybe 400,000 people connected by love of motorcycling and the instruments by which it is practiced must be a powerful glue because I interacted with nothing but friendly, engaging and pretty damned interesting people.

That so relatively few arrests and crimes (other`than those sort of things which might be criminal in most other instances but aren't when here) is a testament to hope that humans can coexist even when thrust together in the sometimes trying circumstance that crowds of this size present. Sort of like hippies, really. Only with bikes, not vans. But the twain do mix at Bike Week...and pretty well.
Okay, enough philosophical waxing for cripe's sake.

Had`a spectacular ride to Deadwood in the morning cool of slightly higher elevation. Short sleeves were enough. A chicken fried steak lunch (GRAVY!) served by an instantly joyous waitress with brown eyes as big around as the cholesterol number I was attaining instantly.

Out of Deadwood at a leisurely pace to Sturgis and the Full Throttle Saloon. Instant familiarity after three full days there last year. I told the office security woman who I was without saying, "Don't you know who I am?" and she radioed Jesse from Jackyl. In about two seconds she said go through the backstage gate. I did and got a warm welcome from Jesse. He said go ahead and set up in the Puh Pow Saloon. Yeah. Puh Pow!

Told tales with John and Elwood (I'll join them again Friday from 3 to 5). Saw incredible things which defy explanation.  Pictures sometimes say more than words and these certainly leave me without many words which would help.

So I guess I look nervous in pictures with pretty and outgoing girls.I get it. But don't mind the dork...enjoy the pretty girls. And the weird ones.
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:28 am Comment On This Post

aug 9th 2013

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Green Bay Packer Jermichael Finley who started throwing wild roundhouse punches at teammates during practice in training camp this week. Fortunately, he failed to make contact, but still…not wise!


For throwing punches and risking injury to the hands he needs to not catch passes with.

For trying to punch a teammate but having that opportunity, not surprisingly, slip right through his fingers.

And for learning that it’s a lot harder to drop an opponent with one hand than it is to drop a ball with two.

We are proud to name Packer Jermichael Finley as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:40 am Comment On This Post

aug 8th 2013
Because I got delayed by storms in Minnesota, some of them similar to the ones back home, it was a 17-hour trip here. I arrived too late to get to Sturgis in time for the Afternoon Road Show so I set up in my Rapid City hotel room and did the show from there.

My brother and I then got on the bikes and headed to action central. We rode through Vanocker Canyon to Sturgis and it was very cool. All hills and curves.

We met up with my cousin Kevin who is working here with Victory and Indian motorcycles. We had dinner with Kev at One Eyed Jacks.

We then wandered Main Street and took in the sights and, unfortunately, the smells of the 73rd Annual Bike Rally. There is excellent freak watching here. Who hauls a bike trailer full of wiener dogs to Sturgis? Then back to Rapidin this yea City for some much needed lie down prone time.

Day two will bring a morning ride, perhaps to Sylvan Lake and then into Sturgis to seek out Jesse James DuPree from Jackyl. He feigned real excitement at Rock USA when he learned that I was going to be here again this year. He's in residence at the Full Throttle Saloon as usual. We might catch the Jackyl show there Thursday night...or maybe Skynyrd elsewhere.

Then again, I might need more fish and, um, chips!
posted by: Rick And Len at 1:40 pm Comment On This Post

aug 5th 2013

July 19th City of Neenah
Police responded to a report of a disturbance on Winneconne Avenue. When they arrived, a man would not allow officers to enter the home. An officer finally kicked in the door and discovered...two teenage girls arguing about a cell phone.

July 26th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police responded to a report of a bag of vomit and needles. (Vomit and Needles – bad name for a band. Worse name for an entrée.)

July 26th City of Wausau
Police officers armed with assault rifles responded to a report of a man being held hostage. The man had sent a text to his mother asking her to wire some money because he was being held with a gun to his head. Police cordoned off the neighborhood for more than an hour before learning there was no gun and no hostage. Just a guy trying to trick his mother into giving him some money.

July 27th City of Marshfield
Officers responded to a report of a fight in progress. A 47-year-old woman reportedly became agitated and attacked a 38-year-old man. The woman was transported to the hospital after accidentally punching herself in the face.

July 19th City of Menasha
Police responded to a drug complaint. The man who called police told him that he had tried to buy marijuana from another person but the person failed to give him the marijuana he purchased.

July 30th Village of Port Edwards
A woman called the sheriff's department to report her teenage son threw a chair in the oven.

July 30th Town of Saratoga
A man walking in the woods called authorities to report encountering a cow named... Trixie.

July 29th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Officers who responded to a hold up alarm at an area restaurant, found an employee who had gotten stuck in the freezer and pulled the alarm to have someone come get him out.

July 26th City of Waukesha
A man called police to report strange and frightening noises outside his apartment. The culprit was identified as a bullfrog.

July 30th City of Waukesha
Police investigated a report of a man making employees at a Mobile station feel uncomfortable. Employees called police to say the man kept staring in the store and making Star Wars references by asking employees to join him on the “dark side.”

July 30th City of Waukesha
An officer reported disorderly conduct by the owner of a bicycle shop after he observed the man making rude gestures out the windows of his business at the passing officer. According to the officer, he was patrolling downtown and saw the bicycle shop owner, “jumping up and down in the front window of his store making obscene gestures and screaming obscenities.” The officer said the man would not exit his store to speak with him about what had angered him.

August 1st Town of Grand Rapids (Wood County)
A woman called police to report she believed her son might be drinking while playing mini golf.

July 27th City of Waukesha
A man called police asking them to remove his girlfriend from his residence because, “she is driving him crazy with gossip.”

July 27th City of Waukesha
An employee at the Academy Hair Salon called police to report a disorderly woman who became angry and started yelling and cursing and refused to leave because stylists were unable to dye her hair the color she requested.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:56 am Comment On This Post

jul 26th 2013
We are proud to name as this weeks Rick and Len Show 'WEENIE OF THE WEEK’…


Who after vehemently denying taking anything into his body and definitely 'betting his life on it' admits to... well nothing … except 'not being perfect' and becoming the first MVP to be suspended by Major League Baseball for using performance enhancing drugs.







We are proud to name this Milwaukee Brewer Ryan Bruan as this week's Rick and Len Show …. ‘WEENIE OF THE WEEK.’
posted by: Rick And Len at 2:49 pm Comment On This Post

jul 19th 2013

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…me…Rick McNeal, who committed the egregious sin of having a call-in yesterday about how funny it was that while Rock USA is in progress here, Len had to go to Minneapolis to take his daughter to see the boy band One Direction. This inspired the wrath of Len, who on Facebook posted “Just to be clear...I am NOT attending the One Direction concert. Just dropping off and picking up the girls. Got it? Man, I work with some dicks! If Rick, or anyone else at the station could get a woman to have sex with them (without cash changing hands), they might understand that Dads sometimes sacrifice for their offspring as opposed to being smug poopy heads.”


For failing to show the proper compassion to a poor man who has clearly been so traumatized by spending time at a One Direction show he’s been reduced to using words like “poopy heads”.

For not knowing that 6.2 billion pounds of onions are grown each year in the US which accounts for 1.6% of the world onion acreage, and produces about 4% of the world's annual onion supply and that the ONE thing all those onions have in common is that none of them have skins thinner than Len’s.

And for not understanding that Len was in the land of 10,000 Lakes where they must also have plenty of beaches which would explain why the poor bastard couldn’t keep all that sand out of his vagina.

I am proud to name myself…Rick McNeal...for being so callous as to think it was amusing that Len was missing Rock USA because he had to take his daughter to a boy band show, as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post

jul 15th 2013

July 4th City of Greendale
Police were called to break up an altercation at an  Independence Day celebration where two men got into a fight during a pie-eating contest. Police advised both subjects on proper pie-eating contest etiquette, and officers told one of the subjects to leave the park for the day and not return.

July 5th  City of Waupun
A woman called police to report that someone rang her door bell at 11:45 p.m. and ran away leaving behind one goldfish. The caller asked for extra patrols in her neighborhood.

July 11th City of Shawano
A 911 dispatcher reported receiving a call from a woman who told her "I didn't dial 911. I just picked up my phone. Don't waste anyone's time coming out here. I don't know why the phone called you."

June 24th Town of Menasha
A Southwood Drive resident called police to report that sometime overnight his mailbox was taken off the post and thrown through his basketball hoop.

July 6th City of Wisconsin Rapids
The manager of a grocery store called police to report some of his customers just left the store, took several spare tires out of their car and left them in the store parking lot to make room in the vehicle for their groceries.

June 30th City of Brillion
A caller on County highway H told police someone came on their property and looked at their flowers. The caller was upset that the flower-looker indicated he was going to come back and take some of the flowers and have them tested.

June 18th Town of New Holstein
Police received a call from a homeowner on County HH. The caller was suspicious of a male subject who was at his house and said he was walking home from town and being followed by a bear.

July 8th City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report her neighbors are space aliens. The woman did not explain why she believed this to be the case.

June 28th City of Brown Deer
A man was arrested for disorderly conduct after yelling profanities and throwing food and plates at Applebee’s. The man said he was upset with the manager when he couldn’t “bring more fish home.” The manager explained this was an “all you can eat fish fry” night but customers had to eat at the restaurant and no takeouts were allowed.

June 8th City of Oak Creek
A woman called police to report a possible UFO after she saw strange lights "flashing in the air". The caller stated the lights were suspicious because they continued to make different patterns in the sky. An officer responded to the area and reported it appeared the lights were from some type of rotating device to attract people to a grand opening or special sale at a business.

July 11th City of Shawano
A 911 dispatcher reported receiving a call from a woman who told her "I didn't dial 911. I just picked up my phone. Don't waste anyone's time coming out here. I don't know why the phone called you."

July 7th City of Shawano
Police received a call from a resident asking them to dispatch officers. The caller told police "something is going on that shouldn't be going on" and hung up without giving any other details.

June 29th City of Fox Lake
A police officer encountered a 33-year-old man urinating in a parking lot. The police officer gave the man a warning and informed him that Fox Lake does now have indoor plumbing.

July 1st City of Cudahy
An apartment was entered without the sole resident’s permission, sometime between noon and 2 pm. Nothing was reported stolen from the apartment. The only evidence of the break-in was in the bathtub, where the intruder left a bar of soap and miscellaneous hair.

July 8th City of Waukesha
A resident called police with concerns about a suspicious man walking down the street holding his hand over his face as if he was injured. When police located the man he said he often covers his face because he doesn't like people looking at him because when they see him they get hostile toward him. He said he feels the hostility is primarily because of, "his self-admitted good looks and eastern European descent."

June 30th City of Menasha
Officers responded to a bar on Fourth Street for a report of people who were refusing to leave. The bartender said she informed the patrons of last call TWICE before she asked them to leave. Two women refused to leave until after they finished their drinks and all the songs they had paid for had played on the jukebox.

July 12th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported a man delivering a weekly advertising publication was “smarting off” to him after the caller asked the man to put it in the delivery box and not just “chuck it.”
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:16 am Comment On This Post

jul 12th 2013

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenies of the Week…the Southern Wisconsin couple, 18-year-old Michael Cegers and 20-year-old Jessica Hurley-Smith, who were arrested this week after leaving their 9 month old son alone in a hot car parked outside an Illinois adult party store while they went inside and shopped for sex toys. The couple explained that they didn’t have a choice since the sex shop had a sign clearly posted that no one under the age of 18 is allowed inside the store.


For leaving their baby in a hot car while they shopped in a place that sells inflatable dolls that have about the same amount of air in their heads than both of them.

For proving once again that while you need a license to drive a car, buy a dog, or catch a fish but any a-hole can have a child and then go to a store and buy a latex one.

And for not taking their baby inside a sex shop, where no matter what they had in stock, there was no risk whatsoever of the child seeing any dildos bigger than his parents.

We are proud to name the Southern Wisconsin couple, 18-year-old Michael Cegers and 20-year-old Jessica Hurley-Smith, who left their baby in a hot car for 20 minutes while she shopped in a sex store as this week's Rick and Len Show....WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:31 am Comment On This Post

jul 8th 2013

June 29th City of Waupun
A woman on Cochran Street called police to report seeing a man sitting on a curb and...doing nothing. Investigating officers found the man was just delivering newspapers when he ran out and was now waiting for someone to bring him more. After officers departed the scene, the man resumed...doing nothing.

July 3rd Village of Eland
A woman called police to report that her stepdaughter is causing a disturbance. The caller told police the  angry stepdaughter was standing in the driveway where she was loudly swearing because someone left a cake in the refrigerator. The same caller also indicated that her son had thrown sand in a pitcher of beer at a baseball game.

June 3rd City of Chilton
An employee of a convenience store on  East Chestnut Street called police to report a man stole one can of beer from the cooler. The culprit was apparently wearing latex gloves so as not to leave any fingerprints.

June 7th Village of Harrison
Police received a report of a suspicious person selling children's books door-to-door on Sweet William Drive. The caller told police the man's eye contact and body language made them very uncomfortable. The man also had a very well-drawn map which the caller seemed to think was very strange

June 30th Town of Beaver Dam
A 57-year-old woman called police to report that a 60-year-old man was threatening to toss her bricks into a field. Contact was made with both parties and the man was warned about his behavior.

July 2nd City of Shawano
Police received a report of a bunch of people on Butternut Road "all driving like a-holes".

June 29th City of Portage
Police received a report of a man who took a sub sandwich in the bathroom of a business and then attempt to leave with it in his pants. Investigating officers found two empty mayonnaise packets on the bathroom floor.

June 23rd City of Glendale
Police and firefighters responded to a fire alarm at an apartment building. A 61-year-oldwoman told police she pulled the alarm because she was locked out of her apartment. When told that wasn’t what the fire alarm was for and she would be cited, she said she wasn’t worried because what else was she supposed to do.

June 30th City of Germantown
A woman called police to report two people “engaged in a sexual act” on the soccer field.

June 8th City of Oak Creek
Someone stole seven ceramic dwarfs, valued at $100, from a yard leaving behind a ceramic Snow White.

July 1st City of Waukesha
A man was taken into custody for disorderly conduct after threatening an employee at a pizza place. The employee told police the man told her, “Once I get down there, you will not be able to walk out the door".  The caller was reportedly angry with her because she could not hear him over the phone and asked him to repeat himself.

July 5th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police to report he found a loaded clip to a gun behind a washing machine. Responding officers identified the loaded gun clip as actually being a cigarette lighter.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:34 am Comment On This Post

jul 1st 2013

June 14th City of Menasha
Police responded to a gas station on a report of a man acting strangely. The caller told police the man was sitting on the pump stands and when asked to leave refused. When police arrived, the man told officers he was upset because the gas station employee called him "'Sir', and in reality, his ancestors date back to the Queen of England so this makes him an Esquire", not a "sir".  Police told the "Esquire" to leave the premises.

June 30th City of Sheboygan
Police received a report of a juvenile stomping on the roof of a car on 6th Street. Police discovered the boy was just stomping on the car to help his dad get the convertible top closed.

June 26 Village of Tigerton
A caller on County Trunk M reported a bull chasing their grandchildren.

June 25th City of Shawano
Police responded to a report of a man  kicking trees on East Green Bay Street. The man told the responding officer that it was part of his MMA fight training. The officer suggested the man train elsewhere and noted that for an MMA fighter the man did not have very good balance.

June 25th City of Shawano
Sheriff's deputies responded to a report of a car that drove into a swampy area on North Cattau Beach Drive. The driver told deputies she lost control of the car while trying to swat a bee. The woman was not injured. The police report failed to state the condition of the bee.

June 27th City of Shawano
An employee of a business on South Main street called police to report an eight-year-old boy who refused to leave the store. The employee told police the boy was wearing a backpack, sitting on the floor in the middle of the store and would not move.

June 22nd City of Marshfield
A 19-year-old Neillsville man was cited for theft after allegedly stealing a piece of framed artwork that was hanging in the men's room of the Kentucky Fried Chicken.

June 22nd City of Marshfield
A woman on South Locust Avenue called police to report someone had entered her home and poured themselves a big bowl of cereal and water.

June 26th  Village of Port Edwards
A man called police to report a car pulled into his driveway and the driver looked in his window and knocked on his door. Officers determined that the driver was a pizza delivery man trying to locate the correct address.

June 15th City of Mequon
A 52-year-old man was arrested on a charge of disorderly conduct after fighting with another man. The man, who was intoxicated, became angry when he found ferrets in a cage in the victim’s car saying they shouldn’t be locked up. He removed the cage and then attacked the victim. No injuries were reported.

June 21st City of Waukesha
Police responded to a report of two little girls seen putting ducklings in a lunch box. Police made contact with the two little girls who had two baby ducks in their lunchbox that police released. Police advised the girls against putting baby waterfowl in their lunchboxes.
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:46 am Comment On This Post

jun 27th 2013

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But please take a couple minutes to visit their site by clicking the link below and cast your vote for the Rick and Len Show. Help us avoid the humiliation of placing a distant third!

Thank you!
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:16 am Comment On This Post

jun 25th 2013

June 13th City of Waupun
Officers stopped two 18-year-old man who we're DRIVING a couch down Main Street. The men had put the couch on a frame with wheels, attached a gas-powered motor and were moving it from one house to another. The couch also had a sign on the back reading "Caution. Slow moving object." (not the couch pictured!)

June 6th City of Menasha
A Mathewson Street woman reported that her neighbor was moving things on her property. Police contacted the neighbor, who admitted to moving bread so she would not have to look at it out of her window. However, the neighbor said the woman and man at the residence purposely throw bird seed on her roof to antagonize her. The woman who called police admitted the behavior and both she and the man were issued warnings for disorderly conduct.

June 17th City of Shawano
Police were called to an East Richmond Street location where a resident complained about the smell of bad toast. When officers arrived, they were unable to locate the smell of bad toast, however, they did smell that was believe to be marijuana.

June 13th City of Shorewood
A woman called 911 to report that someone in her building was snoring so loudly it was keeping her awake. The woman told the 911 dispatcher that she needs to get at least12 hours of sleep every night. The caller was informed this was not a police matter.

June 14th City of Germantown
A resident called police to report her neighbor was in his own yard and looked in her direction but DID NOT ACKNOWLEDGE HER! Police advised the resident that she would be cited for any further unfounded calls.

June 16th City of Germantown
Police received a call from a woman reporting that people at her place of employment were wearing her “colors.” The resident stated she felt coworkers are wearing clothing colored the same as previous vehicles she owned and believes a former coworker was telling them to do this.
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:31 am Comment On This Post

jun 21st 2013

We are proud to name as this week’s  Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Sara Huston, the 38-year-old Sheboygan woman who allegedly pushed another woman off a second story balcony onto the sidewalk below during a drunken argument at a man’s house early Saturday morning. The victim sustained serious injuries. Huston reportedly fled the scene and was arrested naked a couple blocks away. When questioned by police, Huston said she had no memory of pushing the woman or why she herself was naked.


For not understanding that violent, drunk and naked is no way to go through life.

For taking a mug shot so frightful, even Nick Nolte’s mug shot wouldn’t f**k it.

And for being a drunk, naked, crazy person from Sheboygan which means she couldn’t be a bigger cliché if she was a humorless, sausage eating Nazi from Germany, chinless, snaggletoothed crumpet-muncher from England or a rude, mouth breathing a-hole from Illinois.

We are proud to name Sara Huston, the naked Sheboygan woman who allegedly pushed another woman off a second story balcony as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:05 am Comment On This Post

jun 3rd 2013

May 26th City of Shawano
A homeowner on West Curt Black Road called police to report someone had stolen her asparagus. The caller told police they had noticed the driver of a silver Dodge pickup truck checking out their property a few days earlier. The caller speculated that the pickup driver might be the asparagus thief.

May 22nd City of Mequon
A 76 year-old man and a 73-old woman were cited for disorderly conduct at an apartment complex. The woman told police the man pushed and grabbed her after she told him he needed to take a bath and cut his dog’s toenails.

May 29th City of Fond du Lac
A woman filling a bathtub In her apartment for her six-year-old child heard neighborhood kids shouting obscenities. The woman told her six-year-old to turn off the water in the tub while she went outside to talk to the parents of the children who were shouting obscenities. The child forgot to turn off the water in the tub and it overflowed. When the woman saw the apartment complex maintenance man, she asked him to come in and help her clean up the mess. When the man refused because he was off duty, the woman began shouting obscenities at h in the middle of the parking lot. The maintenance man called police and the woman was cited for shouting obscenities.

May 25th City of Hales Corners
An officer who stopped to assist the driver of what appeared to be a disabled vehicle. However, the officer discovered the vehicle was not disabled, but rather, that the driver had stopped her car because she was deathly afraid of spiders and believed one was crawling on her hand. The officer assisted the driver by checking for spiders in the vehicle and she was sent on her way.

May 18th City of Oak Creek
Officers responded to Mainstay Suites after the front desk clerk reported there was a woman in the parking lot who was too drunk to walk. While officers were en route to the hotel, the clerk called back and stated that a man just wheeled the woman through the lobby on a luggage cart and went into the elevator. An officer spoke to the man, who stated the woman was too heavy to lift without assistance, so he used a luggage trolley to take her back to the room. The man also told police he had taken the woman to senior prom in 1964 and was reuniting with her for the weekend.

May5th City of Waukesha
A caller reported that his neighbor went into the woods, picked up the caller's dog's feces and placed it on his doorstep with a note stating “clean up after your dog.” Police advised the caller to clean up after his dog, and the neighbor to avoid leaving profane notes regarding dog feces.

May 30th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A 15th Ave. north resident called police to report their neighbor's garbage was beeping. Responding officers found a smoke alarm disposed of in the garbage can.

May 30th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police responded to a report of an elderly drunk woman sitting on a bench and yelling at passersby.

May 24th  Portage County
An employee of Skis Meat Market in Custer called police to report having caught a 33-year-old culprit in the act of trying to make off with cheesy popcorn and a beef stick.

May 29th City of Wisconsin Rapids
The 21st Avenue South resident called police to report that woman came to her house and asked for a cup of sugar.

May 29th Village of Rudolph
A woman called police to report that her neighbor was opening a sewer cover and kept sneaking over and cutting her grass.

May 27th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police received a call from a man reporting that his brother's girlfriend was yelling at him.

May 28th City of Waupun
Police received a report of about 10 kids lingering around vehicles. Police found the kids were putting Post-It notes on friend's cars. Police instructed the kids to return to the cars and remove the Post-It notes.

May 25th City of Waupun
A woman called police to report that a cat had wandered into a bar. Police told the woman they don't pick up cats and advised her to shoo the cat out the door.

May 30th City of Horicon
Police ticketed an ambulance driver after he move the barricades and entered the closed East Lake Street bridge. The driver told police he moved the barricades because he was on his way to pick up a patient at the hospital and his boss was angry that it was taking so long.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:37 am Comment On This Post

jun 1st 2013

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…whomever illegally shot and decapitated a hibernating black bear in Western Wisconsin. This week, the reward for finding the culprit increased to $1750.


For not realizing that if he wanted to cut the head off something that was slow witted and hairy, he’d have become a lot more popular if he’d chosen one of the Kardashian sisters.

For hopefully providing an answer to the riddle “What’s brown and red and found in the woods?” That answer being “Chunks of the culprit they’ll be picking out of the dead bear’s big brother’s stool for the next week.

And for not understanding that as much as we hate the bears in Wisconsin, shooting and decapitating one is going too far…unless it’s Jay Cutler.

We are proud to name whomever illegally shot, killed and decapitated that hibernating black bear in Western Wisconsin as this week’s Rick and Len Show…Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

may 31st 2013


10. Without his shimmering bald head, the shiniest thing in the studio will be the gold Spandex unitard Zalaski wears when he wrestles himself.

9. No longer need to schedule extra recycling pick up to take away all the empty Jameson bottles every St. Patrick’s Day.

8. With no ordained deacon in their employ, the only religious ceremonies that will occur in the newsroom will be when Shelly Boutott butchers live goats as her annual sacrifice to her dark lord Satan.

7. Unspoken sexual tension between him and Erin to be replaced with more awkward banter between her and Dave Miller.

6. Without beloved radio personalities stopping by to become victims of Mahoney’s dementia fueled pie attacks, whenever the rest of the staff wants to get slathered in flying whipped dairy product they’ll have to just cream themselves.

5. News studio will smell of fresh monkey feces following the hiring of only replacement with the right skills to correctly predict the weather just as well as Tom did.

4. Without his old toupee laying around anymore, now when you see a big wad of matted hair in the building, there’s a 50% chance Erin Davisson didn’t clean up after shaving her legs.

3. Without his old toupees laying around anymore, now when you see a big wad of matted hair in the building, there’s a 50% chance Zalaski’s pubic wig fell off.

2. Justin Steinbrink to inherit the dice, dart board and flipping coin Tom has used to predict weather throughout his career.

1. Without his daily forecasts, the only thing that will be totally wrong 90% of the time will be Zalalski’s choice of suits.
posted by: Rick And Len at 10:15 am Comment On This Post

may 28th 2013

May 18th City of Waupun
A resident called police to report that a woman about a block away keeps taking pictures of her daughter. Police talked to the photographer, who said she is only pretending to take photos, so people feel they are being watched so they follow the rules. Police advised the woman to stop doing that.

May 22nd Village of Bonduel
A East Bowler Street woman called police at 4:00 am to report her sister and some guy were at her home and wouldn't leave. While the woman was still on he phone to police, the sister started throwing beer bottles at her.

May 21st City of Shawano
Someone called police to report the smell of marijuana coming from an East Fifth Street residence. Responding officers found the smell was actually coming from a skunk.

May 20th City of Waukesha
Police received a report a missing envelope that contained a $5 bill. The caller said the envelope was on their kitchen table and when they returned, it was missing. After a search by police, the missing envelope was located on a kitchen chair where it had apparently been blown by a ceiling fan.

May 20th  City of Nekoosa
A woman reported someone got into her residence and spilled jelly on her clothes.

May 20th City of Wausau
Police responded to a report of a woman shoplifting beef sticks. When confronted by police, the woman apologized and offered to pay for what she had shoplifted. She then began pulling merchandise from her purse, including a bottle of lotion, two packages of beef sticks, a stuffed animal and several bookmarks before pulling a number of scarves from her bra. As she pulled the scarves out the scarves, several thousand dollars of heroin popped out of her brassiere.

May 17th Village of Biron
A woman reported people at her door were refusing to leave unless she bought them cigarettes.

May 19th City of Wisconsin Rapids
An officer responded to an anonymous report of a man on a four-wheeler, followed by two pedestrians with open intoxicants. The officer determined the "open intoxicant" they were  imbibing was...iced tea.

May 22nd City of  Shawano
Police responded to a report of a vandalized vehicle on East Division Street. The culprit left behind a note on the car reading, "Sugar daddy, you are blocking our view".

May 11th City of Neenah
Police were dispatched to Cameron Way for a man who checked into a hotel with his daughter and was acting strange. Employees at the hotel were concerned for the child’s safety because he drove to a motel in a car that had a tire that had been flat for some time. Then the man asked an employee to throw away a bag of clothes and he was in possession of pornography. Officers determined nothing criminal was going on.

May 21st City of Shawano
An Acorn Street woman concerned about her brother called police after finding several text messages on his phone that used the word "grits". She was concerned that "grits" was slang for drugs. The brother claimed it was slang for cigarettes.

May 20th City of Shawano
Police received a report of a 5-year-old girl in a blue dress on Lincoln Street climbing up a power pole.

May 23rd Town of Hubbard
A man called the sheriff's department to report someone rang his doorbell.

May 21st Town of Chester
A woman called the sheriff's department to report that the belt came off her tractor and she believed it might have been an act of vandalism. A responding deputy determined it was not vandalism. The belt was just old and cracked.

May 12th City of Shorewood
A resident called police after picking up “several pieces of dog feces” from their yard. The caller wanted police to do a DNA test on the pieces of feces so the dog could be located and the owner punished.

May 10th City of Fox Point
A woman was cited for damage to property after putting a 12-inch scratch on the side a car. The woman told police that she lost her balance as she walked past the car and scratched it by accident. The car belonged to the woman’s ex-husband.

May 16th City of Franklin
Police were called to the Salvation Army Store where they arrested a man for shoplifting a Beavis and Butthead video tape, valued at 49 cents.

May 16th City of Oak Creek
Police and firefighters responded to a fire alarm at Tanglewood Apartments. An officer spoke to a resident who stated his wife accidentally triggered the alarm as she attempted to hit a cockroach that was climbing up the wall near the fire alarm. An officer spoke with the apartment manager who confirmed the apartment building does have cockroaches.

May 14th City of Waukesha
Police received a report of two women and a man having sex in front of a window with the blinds open. When police arrived “sexual relations” were taking place just inside the window. When police tried to contact the people inside, one of the women slammed the door in their face.

May 14th City of Waukesha
A resident called police to report that people who they reported were having sex in their car the day before are now driving past their home and honking their horn and flipping them off.
posted by: Rick And Len at 11:31 am Comment On This Post