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oct 13th 2010
LOOKING FOR A USED CAR? As a public service of the Rick and Len Show, here's some warning signs to watch out for.

THE USED CAR YOU’RE LOOKING AT MY HAVE BEEN DRIVEN IN NEENAH

If it has seats that are soggier than Zsa Zsa Gabor's Depends...the used car you're looking at may have been driven in Neenah.

If the floor mats are wetter than the front row seats at a Melissa Etheridge concert...the used car you're looking at may have been driven in Neenah.

If it appears to have been submerged longer than a Chilean gold miner...the used car you're looking at may have been driven in Neenah.

If it looks like it’s spent more time floating in water than the teeth in the glass next to Larry King's bed...the used car you're looking at may have been driven in Neenah.

If the interior smells fishier than Rosie O'Donnell's breath...the used car you're looking at may have been driven in Neenah.

If the Jesus on the dashboard is wearing water wings and a scuba mask...the used car you're looking at may have been driven in Neenah.

And if it's covered with more muck than a Tom Barrett/Scott Walker campaign ad...the used car you're looking at has definitely been driven in Neenah.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 11th 2010
Check out this video of the Catalonia Bavaro in Punta Cana, the resort we're staying at for 2011 WAPL International Incident trip. What a lush, exotic paradise. And check out that pizza!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9XmPN8QXiI

For more information or to book your trip click here or call FOX WORLD TRAVEL toll-free at 866-GOFOXGO.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 11th 2010
October 8th City of Wausau
Police and firefighters rescued a man from the frigid waters of the Wisconsin River at Big Bull Falls Park in downtown Wausau. The man, who according to police was drunk, had reportedly chased a one-legged goose into the river in his attempt to capture it. He told police he planned the roast the goose. Police arrested the man on a charge of bail jumping. The goose remains at large.

September 30th City of Beaver Dam
A man on North Center Street reported that his neighbor had his trash cans out too early and that it was causing him undo stress. An officer talked to the man and explained to him that the cans can be out for 24 hours prior to pick-up.

October 3rd City of Oshkosh
A 41-year-old Oklahoma man was arrested and jailed by Oshkosh police for substantial battery after he punched an acquaintance in the face during an argument. The two men had been arguing over who could perform a military physical training test the best.

September 25th City of De Pere
Police were called to the Burger King on Main Avenue where a woman who was not pleased with her Oreo shake allegedly tossed a Hershey's pie at a restaurant employee.

October 5th City of Shawano
A man was cited for a causing disturbance and banned from the Shawano Rec Center after reportedly slapping a lifeguard on the buttocks.

September 19th De Pere
A Shopko employee was cited for allegedly stealing $164 worth of candy, mascara and Old Spice deodorant.

September 26th City of Fond du Lac
A vehicle driven by a 30-year-old man crashed into a porch on North Military Road. The man admitted to police that he had slammed six beers and "floored it" because he was mad at his wife.

October 1st City of West Allis
Police arrested a 40-year-old man on South Stratton Drive after he pulled some Asian lilies out of the resident’s garden and attempted to smoke them.

October 2nd City of Oshkosh
A 23-year-old man was arrested for domestic disorderly conduct after he got into a disturbance with his girlfriend at a residence on North Eagle Street. According to the police report while sitting on the couch, the put his hand over his girlfriend's mouth to stop her from talking.

October 3rd Town of Menasha
While checking an abandoned hotel on Holly Road, an officer encountered three males on a second floor balcony. They told the officer they knew it was private property, but heard it was haunted and were looking for ghosts.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 8th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Al, the farmer who called us this week to complain about the Help Twitchy raffle to raise money for an 11-year-old Van Dyne boy with a rare and severe form of Tourette's Syndrome that was treated with an experimental surgery that the insurance company won't cover leaving his parents with well over a hundred thousand dollars in medical bills.

(When Al called us on Wednesday he was angry that people would want to "bail out" this kid’s family just because he had an illness when nobody is bailing out him and his farm. He questioned where the priorities of most Americans are that they don't seem to care about farmers like him but they would give money to help some sick kid. He has since called to clarify his position and say that he doesn't mind if people want to help the kid.)

Still,

For proving that the organic fertilizer storage container isn't the only thing on his farm that's full of crap.

For showing about as much compassion as Paris Hilton shows intelligence.

For being so heartless and brainless he should be skipping down the yellow brick road with Dorothy and the lion.

For making comments so ludicrous it makes you wonder what gets plowed more, him or his fields.

We are proud to name Al, the farmer (despite the fact that we sympathize with his plight and his frustration) as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

Make your donation by clicking on the Help Twitchy Raffle icon and get into the drawing for great prizes while helping this great kid and his family! Raffle ends next week!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 8th 2010
Yesterday, the website Deadspin released photos that they claim are Brett Favre's penis. You may recall, back in August we told you about Deadspin's claim that while with the Jets, Brett Favre was texting photos of his penis to a former cheerleader turned reporter. According to the report, the woman received several pics from Brett including one were he was wearing a pair of Croqs and pleasuring himself.

WE ARE NOT GOING TO PUT THE PIC ON OUR WEB SITE!

But you can see them by clicking here and watching the Deadspin video...if you must.

Here's a little tune about it...with pictures (but not THOSE pictures!)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AuEuYyfL0o
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 7th 2010
Comic Brian Regan is bringing is unique brand of funny to the Fox Cities Performing Arts Center October 10th!

Tune into the Rick and Len Show all next week for your chances to win tickets!!!!!

Or don't take your chances, click here to buy your tickets now!

And make sure you watch the video below. It may help you win the tickets on Friday!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXc4FNxQ_h0
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 7th 2010
John Roy, who's appearing at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton this week will drop by the shoot the breeze Friday morning about 8. John's always fun to have around.

See him at the Skyline. Tonight is WAPL Night. Make your reservations for tonight by calling 920-734-JOKE and get 2 for 1 admission. Full price (but still a great value) Friday and Saturday.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2l7or5sygA
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 6th 2010
Comic Brian Regan is bringing is unique brand of funny to the Fox Cities Performing Arts Center October 10th!

Tune into the Rick and Len Show all next week for your chances to win tickets!!!!!

Or don't take your chances, click here to buy your tickets now!

And make sure you watch the video below. It may help you win the tickets on Thursday!

posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 6th 2010

Thursday morning about 9 on the Rick and Len Show we'll chat with this lovely young lady, Sharon Hinnendael. She's an actress from Green Bay who's starring in a new TV series called Look debuting this week on Showtime.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 6th 2010
The autographed Aaron Rodgers jersey and and autographed Ted Nugent boar's head are just the tip of the iceberg for prizes in the Jonah Hinds benefit raffle.

To see the complete list of prizes and to buy your tickets on-line (and to learn more about Jonah), click the Help Twitchy Raffle icon on the right.

Jonah is a great kid and his family is facing medical bills will into the 6 figures and the insurance company ain't paying it. do what you can to help by buying your raffle tickets today!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 5th 2010
Comic Brian Regan is bringing is unique brand of funny to the Fox Cities Performing Arts Center October 10th!

Tune into the Rick and Len Show all next week for your chances to win tickets!!!!!

Or don't take your chances, click here to buy your tickets now!

And make sure you watch the video below. It may help you win the tickets on Wednesday!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A194vDpXzyA&feature=related
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 5th 2010
A new study sponsored by Trojan is said to be the most extensive survey of American sexual attitudes and behavior in 14 years. It reveals that 85% of American men believe their latest sexual partner had an orgasm, while only 64 percent of the women reported actually having an one.

Obviously, us guys just can't tell. As a public service of the Rick and Len Show, here are the signs:

SHE MAY NOT BE ENJOYING HERSELF AND MUCH AS YOU!


If your moaning was totally drowned out by the sound of her filing her nails...she might not be enjoying it as much as you.

If you finished so quickly, she barely had time to start her crossword...she might not be enjoying it as much as you.

If at the moment of climax, she asks if you know a three letter word for a flightless bird...she might not be enjoying it as much as you.

If the only time you ever heard her yell, "Oh, God" is when asking the clerk at Blockbuster for a George Burns movie...she might not be enjoying it as much as you.

If the only reason she wanted it from behind is so she could still watch Desperate Housewives...she might not be enjoying it as much as you.

If you’ve heard fewer yeses, then congress voting to give themselves a pay cut...she might not be enjoying it as much as you.

If the only time she's felt the earth move, was during her January trip to Haiti...she's definitely not enjoying it as much as you!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 4th 2010
Comic Brian Regan is bringing is unique brand of funny to the Fox Cities Performing Arts Center October 10th!

Tune into the Rick and Len Show all next week for your chances to win tickets!!!!!

Or don't take your chances, click here to buy your tickets now!

And make sure you watch the video below. It may help you win the tickets on Tuesday!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17PEUZvoxho
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 4th 2010
The Peanuts comic strip turned 60 on Saturday. Here are some of the....

SIGNS THE PEANUTS GANG ARE GETTING OLD

10. Linus has replaced security blanket with a bitchin' Corvette.

9. Marcie living alone with 50 cats ever since Peppermint Patty moved to Hollywood and changed her name to Rosie O’Donnell.

8. The Great Pumpkin is roughly the same size as Linus' enlarged prostate.

7. Object of Charlie Brown's unrequited affection now the "Little Gray Headed Girl".

6. After contracting a case of rabies, Snoopy had to be put down.

5. That one hair on Charlie's head. He’s started combing it over.

4. As the result of a case of diverticulitis, the Kite Eating Tree now on a strict diet of only high fiber kites.

3. Forget tinkling on the piano. Schroeder needs to take Flovent just to tinkle with his organ.

2. Sign on Lucy's psychiatry stand now reads "The Doctor is...Dead".

1. Charlie Brown's balls hang so low, he wishes Lucy would yank them out of the way before he kicks them.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 4th 2010
September 12th Calumet County
Police were called to a County Trunk KK location where a subject stole a dice cup and dice from a bar. When confronted, the suspect proceeded to spit on the TVs and camera in the bar. He eventually brought the dice box back and cleaned the TV screens.

September 26th City of Oak Creek
A 53-year-old was cited for trespassing after he was found, with his grandson, taping quarters to the railroad tracks so that a train would run them over.

September 14th City of Brillion
Assistance from police was requested from a caller on Roselawn Drive who told officers that someone was stealing his pigeons.

September 28th City of Shawano
The owner of Martin's Cleaners called police to report that a man had been living in his Laundromat and the man has now locked himself in the bathroom and will not leave.

September 11th City of Chilton
Police responded to a report from Vogt Lane of an elderly neighbor man standing naked in his window.

September 12th Town of Menasha
An East Shady Lane resident reported that her garbage can was taken by a man in a truck with a loud exhaust. A passenger had grabbed the garbage can and was dragging it alongside the vehicle as they drove. The garbage can was banging against the truck and they let go of it farther down the street. A patrol lieutenant located the vehicle a short time later and, after speaking with the occupants, found that they were just "messing around."

September 13th Calumet County
A caller told police that first he had gumballs taken, then money from the gumball machine was missing, now his wallet.

September 10th City of Kiel
Reckless driving was reported near the intersection of Highway 57 and Cemetery Road. A tan Intrepid was all over the road. Police contacted the driver who stated that he was not feeling well and threw up in his car which could explain the poor driving.

September 15th City of Kaukauna
A North Harwood road man called police because he believed that his neighbor may have poisoned his squash plant.

September 24th Village of Omro
Police conducted a welfare check at a South Webster Avenue residence when a neighbor reported yelling and screaming in their apartment. Officers responding to the call found...people playing board games.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 1st 2010
Celebrate every Green Bay fan's favorite "Clay Maker" with these cools shirts! You'll have chances to win your own all next week on the Rick and Len Show.

Pick one up for yourself at the Scheel's Sporting Goods in the Fox River Mall or at WI Sports Novelties in Bay Park Square. You can also order on-line at www.theclaymaker.com.

Also available in pink.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 1st 2010
Comic Brian Regan is bringing is unique brand of funny to the Fox Cities Performing Arts Center October 10th!

Tune into the Rick and Len Show all next week for your chances to win tickets!!!!!

Or don't take your chances, click here to buy your tickets now!

And make sure you watch the video below. It may help you win the tickets on Monday!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBko_3wT44Q
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 1st 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...District Attorney John Henkelmann of Wood County who was caught on security camera watching porn on a computer in the business room of the Osthoff Resort in Elkhart Lake and engaging in what an employee called "lewd" and illegal behavior. All during a conference for prosecutors sponsored by the Wisconsin Department of Justice.

So,

For giving the Wisconsin Department of Justice such a black eye Ken Kratz will probably want to date it.

For not realizing that he was staying at the Osthoff Resort not the Wackoff Resort.

And for looking at internet porn in a public place while engaging in lewd and illegal behavior. And while reports don't say what the behavior was, since it was during a conference for prosecutors, you gotta wonder if he was interrogating the bald headed witness, exercising the penal code to it's natural conclusion, tampering with his own hung jury or discharging the one eyed suspect.

We are proud to name Wood County D.A. John Henkelmann as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

sep 30th 2010
Tom Simmons joins Rick and Len Friday morn at 8. See Tom tonight, WAPL night, at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton and get 2 for 1 admission. Make your reservations at 920-734-JOKE (5653).

That's also the number to call to see Tom headlining the shows Friday at 10:15 and Saturday at 8 and 10:15.

Doug Stanhope will headline the a very special 7:30 show on Friday (with Tom as the feature act!) Get your tickets for this show only by clicking brownpapertickets.com.

THE STANHOPE SHOW IS VERY FUNNY BUT NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED!

Check out Tom Simmons in action below...

http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/RoadsideCrosses
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

sep 29th 2010
lol! Love this. thanks for the laughs, as always, guys!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post