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apr 19th 2010
April 1st City of Chilton
Police received a report that someone on Breed Street threw a Christmas tree into a dog pen.

March 30th City of Neenah
A complainant reported seeing a 4-foot, solid brown object floating in the water about 300 yards from Kimberly Point Park. An officer, using binoculars, identified the object was a Christmas tree.

April 3rd Village of Stockbridge
A Mary Street resident contacted police to report someone put a skunk in her son's car.

April 2nd Calumet County
An older, rusty, Dodge conversion van with two male occupants was going to residents' homes on High Cliff Road and asking to see resident's vacuum cleaners. They also offered to vacuum their carpet. One of the male subjects was wearing a woman's tank top. The reporting party called back later to state that he had done some more checking and found out that the men were...Kirby vacuum cleaner salesmen.

April 12th City of Beaver Dam
Police received an anonymous report of outbursts of laughter on Front Street.

April 15th City of Oshkosh
Police received a call from a UW-O biology major who found what looked like a big raccoon in her garage. On closer inspection the biology student realized it was actually a full grown hen turkey that had bedded down under the front tires of her car. Three officers were dispatched to the residence where one used a garbage can, a lamp shade and clucking sounds to coax the turkey out of the garage.
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apr 19th 2010
Party on Wayne...
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apr 17th 2010
An Oregon entertainment magazine, The Portland Mercury, polled their readers to find out what they would most like to see on their cover. Naturally (and wisely) their readers voted to have a likeness of Betty White in a metal bikini wielding a flaming chainsaw while riding a John Ritter centaur. Here it is for your viewing enjoyment.

You're welcome!
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apr 16th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...the 30-year-old man who was arrested Sunday morning in the Town of Menasha after punching and kicking another man during an altercation...at Christ the Rock Community Church. The man allegedly also broke a pew and punched a sheriff's deputy.

So,

For ignoring the little known 11th commandment: "Whilst in a place of worship, thou shalt not be a douche-bag".

For not realizing that it's not permissible to commit a crime in a church...unless you're wearing a white collar.

And for not understanding that while it's called Christ "The Rock", it doesn't mean the church is suitable for WWE Wrestling. (Do you suppose, after he hit and kicked the guy, he yelled out, "Can you smell what Christ the Rock is cookin'?" Then again, if they don't want wrestling on their property, maybe they should call it Christ the Dwayne Johnson Community Church. I'm just saying!)

We are proud to name the guy who was arrested for fighting Sunday morning in Christ the Rock Community Church in the Town of Menasha as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
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apr 16th 2010
One of our faves, Bil Dwyer returns to the Rick and Len Show Friday morning.

Hear Bil in the 8am hour. See him this weekend at the Skyline Comedy Cafe (920-734-JOKE). Take a look at his very funny golf website The Range Show with Bil Dwyer. And check out this clip below. (Boy, I sure am bossy today!)


Jokes.com
Bill Dwyer - Sex Life
comedians.comedycentral.com
Futurama New EpisodesFunny Demon Zombie TV ShowFunny TV Comedy Blog


http://comedians.jokes.com/bil-dwyer/videos/bill-dwyer---sex-life
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apr 15th 2010
A very nice content in this blog..
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apr 14th 2010

The Packers in conjunction with St, Norbert's have created the Vincent Award, a medallion that bears the likeness of Vince Lombardi as if he were a victorious, laurel-crowned hero in Roman times. The medals will be awarded to a few folks at the upcoming national Sport and Society conference to be held at St. Norb's the end of May. The back of the medallion bears the Latin inscription "Quod nefas ibi accidit" meaning "What the hell's going on out here?" Seriously!

We, at the Rick and Len Show think there are other former members of the Packer family who deserve their own medallions with Latin inscriptions. Here's what they would say.

Mike Sherman: Operor illa pardus planto meus puga pyga vultus pinguis? Translation: Do these pants make my ass look fat?

Ray Rhodes: Operor vos have ullus candied? Translation: Got any gum?

Brett Favre: Ego mos permissum vos teneo quis is should narro in semestris. Translation: I will let you know what it should say in six months. (its the only coin that when flipped always lands on it's side!)

Ray Nitschke: Dictis eram a cattus. Translation: Butkis is a pussy.

Najeh Davenport: Ego loco a donum in vestri immunda vestitus alveus Translation: I left you a gift in your laundry hamper.

Tony Mandrich: Illud es non erigo. Illud es meus testis. Translation: These are not raisins. These are my testicles.

Marc Chmura: Vetus satis minuo vetus satis ut semino. Translation: Old enough to bleed old enough to breed!
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apr 14th 2010
I'm sick of this controversy concerning Tiger Woods being caught swearing during The Masters. He dropped a g-damn and a Jeesy Creesy and from sportscaster Jim Nantz's reaction you'd have thought he butchered and ate a live baby on 18th green. Come on. It's golf! You're trying to hit a dimpled ball with an oddly shaped club into a hole a fraction of the size of the one between the Octomom's legs and you're supposed to do that with a vocabulary less colorful than that of the Vice President of the United States. F.U. Jim Nantz!

To me, golf without swearing is like...

...Baseball without spitting.

...Football without ass slapping.

...Basketball without fathering illegitimate children!

Golf without swearing is like...

...Politics without bickering.

...Eating with swallowing.

Dating Tiger....without swallowing!

Golf without swearing is like...

...Rosie O'Donnell without flannel.

...Lindsey Lohan without crabs.

...Bombshell McGee without enough red ink to be an accountant at Mercury Marine!

Golf without swearing is like...

...Willie Nelson's tour bus without more smoke than a forest fire.

...Whitney Houston without more crack than the Liberty Bell.

...Amy Winehouse's arm without more tracks than the Soo Line!

Golf without swearing is like...

...A Star Trek convention without virgins.

...The set of The View without a jumbo sized bottle of Midol.

...The Fox 11 cloak room without an extra-large hat rack!

Golf without swearing is like...

...A Toyota driver's underwear without skid marks.

...Like John Gosselin without either vinegar or water.

...The bride at a Menasha wedding without flies!

In fact, golf without swearing is like...

My wiener without dust!!!

--Rick--
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apr 14th 2010
Police in Fairfax County, Virginia have charged two people with running an unlicensed dental practice after a patient who developed an infection reported them. Police say that a woman who developed an infection after one of the men performed a root canal led officers to his "office". There police found a door leading to a basement "office" hidden behind a refrigerator!

Gee, too bad there weren't any red flags that these guys weren't on the up-and-up. To prevent this from happening to you, we at the Rick and Len Show have created this list of signs that your dentist might not be licensed!

If the needle he sticks in your mouth came right out of Courtney Love's left arm...he might not be a licensed dentist.

If you tell him you have pyorrhea and he recommends Imodium A-D...he might not be a licensed dentist.

If the tool he uses to poke at your gums...is circumcised...he might not be a licensed dentist.

If you ask him for gas and he points his butt in your face and tells you to pull his finger...he might not be a licensed dentist.

If instead of using a sedative to put you to sleep, he just flips on the FOX 11 news...he might not be a licensed dentist.

If, for reasons known only to him, whenever he sticks his fingers in your mouth they taste like cabbage...he might not be a licensed dentist.

If the diploma hanging on his wall has Sally Struthers' name spelled wrong...he might not be a licensed dentist.

If he charged you $2,000 for a crown and it turned out to be one of those paper one's from Burger King...he might not be a licensed dentist.

If after he gives you gas, you still feel pain but you speak in a high, funny voice for about 30 seconds…he might not be a licensed dentist.

If the whitening solution he's using on your teeth is coming right out of a bottle marked Liquid Paper...he might not be a licensed dentist.

If the string he's flossing your teeth with is still attached to the tampon...he might not be a licensed dentist.

If, while you're in the chair, he climbs up on your chest just to take a leak in the spit sink...he might not be a licensed dentist.

If not only does he blindfold you during your procedure, he does so with the panties he just told you to remove...he might not be a licensed dentist.

And if the door to his basement office is hidden behind a refrigerator...he's definitely not a licensed dentist!
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apr 14th 2010
Great photo from the Post Crescent of Len blowing the roof off the dump at Monday night's WAMI (Wisconsin Area Music Industry) Awards at the the Fox Cities Performing Art Center.

Appleton native Corey Chisel won Artist, Song and Album of the Year. And WAPL won Radio Station of the Year. Yay us!!!

For a complete list of winners, click here!
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apr 13th 2010
It's spring when a young man's (and in many cases, a young woman's) fancy turns to...golf. Our old friend Bil Dwyer has a a very funny web site called The Range that is filled with great tips on things like "Dog Putting" and golfing with bowling balls!

The Range: Bowling vs. Golf from Drinks at Six on Vimeo.


The Range: Dog Putting from Drinks at Six on Vimeo.


See Bil in person this week (Wednesday through Saturday) at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton. Make your reservations by calling 920-734-JOKE.

http://www.therangeshow.com/dog_putting.php
http://www.therangeshow.com/bowling_vs_golf.php
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apr 13th 2010
If you've been enjoying the live sturgeon porn from the Wolf River, look for the following sturgeon porn DVD's at an adult book store or bait shop near you!

Gill-ty of Love

Wages of Fin

Giver in the River

Spawn of the Dead

Bottom-Feeding Bitches

Smells Like Fish

Beluga Boogaloo

Surgin' Sturgeon

Love on the Rocks

Ridgeback River Sluts

Rockin' in Shicoton

Slick Males with Scales and Tails
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apr 13th 2010
The sturgeon are humping! The sturgeon are humping!

Check out the live sturgeon porn from the Wolf River at http://wolfrivercam.com/Shiocton%20Cam%202.html
Live streaming video by Ustream
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apr 12th 2010
What do you think is THE BEST F$#%ING SONG OF ALL TIME?

Starting next Monday (4-19), every weekday morning at about 9 (until the end of May) we'll select one entry and play that day's BEST F$#%ING SONG OF ALL TIME!

If we select your entry, we'll put you in a drawing to win an iPod Touch!!!

Enter now by clicking on the BEST F$#%ING SONG OF ALL TIME icon!

And just for fun, tell us WHY you think your selection is THE BEST F$#%ING SONG OF ALL TIME!!!
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apr 12th 2010
March 26th Village of Bellevue
A 25-year-old man at Wal-Mart was caught stealing Trojan condoms… and a pregnancy test kit.

March 22nd Village of Stockbridge
A West Lake Street resident called police to report someone tossed a decorative light and a trash barrel into his yard…and he believes he knows who did it!

April 3rd City of Portage
Police investigated a small fire at the Market Basket. A 14-year-old boy was referred to juvenile authorities for arson after he told police he accidently set fire to plastic beverage bottles after trying to melt the labels with a lighter inside the store. Employees and a customer put out the fire with cups of water.

April 5th City of Beaver Dam
Police responded to a home on South Lincoln Street where a 20-year-old woman reported that a 20-year-old man was ringing the doorbell and would not leave. Police found out that the man was attempting to drop off an Easter basket.

March 23rd City of Appleton
Police received a call from a Strawflower Drive resident who reported that two persons were threatening to throw tacos at the reporting party's house. They said this is an ongoing problem.
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apr 10th 2010
Last summer I spent some time in Chicago. While I was there, I visited the the new Modern Wing of the Art Institute. In addition to the paintings and sculptures, the Modern Wing also has installations by "video artists". One of them is by an artist named Bruce Nauman and is called Clown Torture. This is just part of it.

I post this one for one reason only. As an answer to people who ask me, "What goes on it that head of yours?" Finally, I have answer. This is EXACTLY what is going on inside my head 24/7!!!

--Rick--


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2acTEQh-pMY&feature=player_embedded
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apr 9th 2010
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...the manager of the National Exchange Bank & Trust in Elkhart Lake. The manager reportedly arrived at work shortly after the bank opened last Thursday while a robbery was in progress but didn't notice anything unusual and went right to her office. While she was sitting at her desk, the gun wielding robber was locking all the tellers in the vault. She was reportedly still sitting at her desk when the robber walked out the north door of the bank with between 10 and 100 thousand dollars.

So,

For not paying attention while somebody just walks off with customer's hard earned money...which I thought was the Federal Government's job.

For proving that ignorance isn't just bliss...it's apparently also a management position.

And for being even less aware of what's going on around her than Helen Keller in oven mitts.

We are proud to name the manager of the National Exchange Bank & Trust in Elkhart Lake as this week’s Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
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apr 8th 2010
He's done time and now he's doing the Rick and Len Show. This poor bastard can't catch a break!

Dave Mordal (my personal fave from the 1st & 3rd seasons of NBC's Last Comic Standing) will join us in the studio Friday morning. See Dave at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton. Dave's even recording his new CD during his shows this week at the Skyline!

Tonight (4.8) is WAPL night. Mention that when you make your reservation at 920-734-JOKE and get 2 for 1 admission to see the host of the Discovery Channel's Wreckreation Nation and the funniest man to ever come out of Elk River, Minnesota: Dave Mordal.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgbM3KOCcv4&feature=player_embedded
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apr 8th 2010
Near tragedy preceded opening day at Miller Park on Monday. During the annual Sausage Relay, the Italian Sausage was run over by his police escort. The sausage is okay. However, what does it say about your Major League Baseball team when it seems the only time they make national headlines is when something bad happens to one of it's sausage mascots? And why do the bad things only seem to happen to the Italian Sausage? And I wonder if former Pittsburgh Pirate Randall Simon has an alibi for the time of the accident.


http://abcnews.go.com/US/video/racing-sausage-collides-motorcycle-10297012
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apr 6th 2010
Brett Favre's daughter is due to give birth any day now. According to one Minnesota newspaper, if Brett comes back this season, it will make him the NFL's first ever active player-grandfather. We thought this would be an excellent time to revisit the signs...

YOU MIGHT BE TOO OLD TO BE PLAYING PRO FOOTBALL.

If when you were in high school, not only were the referees' uniforms black and white so was your senior photo...you might be too old to be playing pro football.

If the helmet you wore in your first game was as leathery as the skin on your face is today...you might be too old to be playing pro football.

If your touchdown celebration is restricted to having a nice cup of warm Ovaltine...you might be too old to be playing pro football.

If you need to take two Viagra just to give someone a stiff arm...you might be too old to be playing pro football.

If your idea of "out of bounds" is all the jokes your teammates make about your bald spot...you might be too old to be playing pro football.

If you can remember when the nickel defense was just a penny...you might be too old to be playing pro football.

If your excuse for not being able to read a defense is "these damn bifocals" ...you might be too old to be playing pro football.

If you celebrate a big victory by sneaking up behind your coach and dumping a bucket of Metamucil over his head...you might be too old to be playing pro football.

If "the long snapper" is the name by which you refer to your ex-wife...you might be too old to be playing pro football.

If you think "roid rage" is getting angry when somebody steals your tube of Preparation H...you’re definitely too old to be playing pro football.
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