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nov 28th 2010
NOW THROUGH CHRISTMAS, every weekday morning you'll have multiple chances to win spins on the Rick and Len Wheel of Christmas Wonder!

What can you win? Oh boy, take a look!!!!

iPad.

Limited Edition Super Mario 25th Anniversary Red Nintendo Wii Console (with two games).

iPod Shuffles (latest generation).

Bryan Adams tickets for his show at the Weidner Center December 7th (including a pair of front row seats).

WWE Smackdown Tickets for February 8th at the Resch Center (both lower level and f'n ringside seats!!!!)

2 day snowmobile rental with pick-up and delivery from Power Sports Rental Network.

Stinky the Garbage Truck (click to watch super cool video!)

Private Dancer Pole Kit from Shannon'sToybox.com.

WAPL Christmas Bash Tickets.

Smart Planet Corn Dog Makers.

Star Trek Starship Enterprise Pizza Cutter (click to check out the cool video!)

Rolling Stones Monopoly and Rolling Stones Trivial Pursuit.

Claymaker (Clay Mathews) t-shirts.


Green Bay Packers Mr. Potato Head dolls.

KISS miniature replica guitars.

Keith Richard's new book, Life.

Doc's Harley Davidson of Shawano gift cards.

Timeline Saloon and BBQ gift cards. (next to Doc's)

Star Wars Scanimation Books.

$50 Cellcom gift card.


Digital Photo Frames from Cellcom.

Bluetooth Text Ready Headsets from Cellcom.

Eric Clapton Crossroads Guitar Festival 2010 DVD set.

Wisconsin Badgers 24kt gold coin etched acrylic with base.

Tickets for the Cool Waters Band December 11th show at Tanners in Kimberly.
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nov 24th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Appleton Department of Public Works Director Paula Vandehey who issued a notice that people planning to attend the Downtown Appleton Christmas Parade would not be allowed to leave chairs or blankets on the street this year to reserve their spots any earlier than 9am yesterday morning. Vandehey indicated that the department would collect anything they found left out earlier than that. Vandehey receives this dubious honor for two reasons. 1.) She didn't make the proclamation until 11:40 Monday morning and was then surprised that many people did not get the message. And 2.) For not acting on her threat to collect the items left out before 9am, thus, penalizing those who followed the rules and, in doing so, lost their prime viewing spots to those who did not.

So,

For making a decision that left more people standing out in the cold than the Wisconsin smoking ban.

For making a threat emptier than the heads on the set of Jersey Shore.

And for leaving College Avenue littered with so many old, dirty lawn chairs and filthy blankets, they might as well make downtown Appleton an alternate site for Country USA.

We are proud to name Appleton Department of Public Works Director Paula Vandehey as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
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nov 22nd 2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-PkQRh3QXA
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nov 22nd 2010
WHAT MINNESOTA VIKING OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR DARRELL BEVELL SAID TO BRETT AFTER HE THREW AN INTERCEPTION THAT MADE HIM SO MAD.

10. "Perhaps you didn't hear the play I called over the sound of the fat lady singing."

9. "Do we need to send three players to your house to talk you into quitting, too?"

8. "Too bad you didn't come to training camp where we discussed the importance of throwing the ball to the guys in the purple uniforms."

7. "You're not just done. You're Vica-done!"

6. "Hey, are the pants the Packers are beating off of you, Wranglers?"

5. "Bet Randy Moss would have caught that one."

4. There is no number 4. Just like yesterday, Number 4 didn't show up.

3. "We're going to miss you, too, Brent."

2. "I'd call you a big dick but I've seen the pictures."

1. "Boy, was Ted Thompson right!"
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nov 19th 2010
November 10th City of Beaver Dam
An intoxicated man called police to report finding a counterfeit penny. Police determined that the item described was not a penny, but likely a token of some sort.

November 10th Village of Shorewood
A 70-year-old man was arrested after he grabbed a police officer's "buttocks and squeezed two times" while in Municipal Court.

November 19th City of Stevens Point
A side door was damaged and construction materials at the Central Wisconsin Children's Museum were strewn about during the night. Someone had also defecated on a chair.

November 4th City of Brown Deer
A man called police to report a woman stole from him. When they arrived, the man told police he had picked up the woman on a corner, not for sex but to just play cards. Eventually both admitted the man offered to pay her $30 for a specific sexual act that she refused to do.

November 11th Village of Shorewood
A woman on North Larkin Street called police to report someone was trying to open her balcony door. Police found it to be a pizza delivery man who climbed up to the second floor balcony in an effort to deliver a pizza.
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nov 19th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...66-year-old Steven Cowan of Black Earth, Wisconsin, near Madison, who this week threatened his wife and shot his television set while keeping police at bay for 15 hours all because he was angry that Bristol Palin is on Dancing with the Stars. Cowen was reportedly upset because he believes the young Palin is not a good a dancer and the only reason she is on the show is "f'n politics".

So,

For destroying his television set meaning Sarah Palin can now see Russia from her house better than he can see her daughter from his living room.

For putting a bullet through his TV while watching Dancing with the Stars where as a normal man would have put it through his head.

And for realizing what tens of thousands of Wisconsinites have not, that there is no need to brave the cold, wet northern woods this weekend in search of a 30-point buck when he could stay at home and bag a 30-inch Zenith.

We are proud to name 66-year-old Steven Cowan of Dane County who shot his TV and staged a 15 hour police stand off because he was upset that Bristol Palin was on Dancing With the Stars as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
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nov 18th 2010
Mike Lukas returns to the Rick and Len Show Friday morning. He'll join us on-location at Appleton Power Sports during the Rock for Hunger Food Drive about 8am (and presumably make jokes about snowmobiles and canned goods).

I saw Mike Wednesday night at Skyline and he made me laugh so hard I steamed my glasses twice. Seriously!

See Mike tonight at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton and 2 for 1 admission because it's WAPL Night. Call 734-JOKE (5653) to make your reservation. Full (but still very reasonable) price on Thursday and Friday. Hey, laughter is the best medicine and Skyline Comedy Cafe is a lot cheaper than a colonoscopy (and twice as much fun!).

Here's a little taste of Mike from the Tonight Show...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh2dbkBGXVg
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nov 16th 2010
Wednesday night see TEN of the Midwest's best comics at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton competing for a spot at one of the nation's most prestigious comedy festivals. That's right, TEN comics for $10.00!!!!!

Skyline is one of 25 clubs throughout the country that this week will be hosting preliminary round competition for the Laughing Skull Comedy Festival next April in Atlanta. The top two comics from this show will compete in Atlanta for cash prizes and some prime bookings at top comedy clubs around the country.

These ten comics were chosen from hundreds who submitted tapes of their work to the festival. See them in action, plus your very funny emcee for the evening, Steve Hartman. (So, that's actually 11 comics for $10!)

Call Skyline to make your reservations for this one night only experience, Wednesday night at 8pm! Call 920-734-JOKE! Box office opens Wednesday morning at 10!

(I get to be one of the 3 judges, so I guess I'll see you there!) -Rick-
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nov 16th 2010
Have you seen the video of the California man's confrontation with a TSA agent who was about to pat him down? The guy had opted for the pat down instead of going through the new x-ray screener and tells the agent "Don't touch my junk or I'll have you arrested". (If I'm not mistaken, those are words first utter by Fred Sanford.)

It must be hard for TSA agents to know where to draw the line between being thorough and being "handsy". Here are some guidlines:

SIGNS YOUR AIRPORT SECURITY AGENT MIGHT BE TOO INTRUSIVE

If his hands have touched so many packages, they let him wear a UPS uniform to work...your airport security agent might be too intrusive.

If after looking in your luggage and patting you down, he informs you that the condoms in your toiletry bag are the wrong size...your airport security agent might be too intrusive.

If he tells you you're free to board the plane but suggests you get your left testicle biopsied as soon as you land...your airport security agent might be too intrusive.

If to find someone who would willingly spend as much time touching your junk, you'd have to get a phone number from Charlie Sheen...your airport security agent might be too intrusive.

If the whole experience leaves you feeling like you were Miss Black Rhode Island and he was Mike Tyson...your airport security agent might be too intrusive.

If on an average day, he touches more wieners than the quality control inspector at Berge's Whitelaw Sausage Company...your airport security agent might be too intrusive.

If he runs his hands over your nuts so many times you'd swear he was Stevie Wonder and the wrinkles on your sack were Braille...your airport security agent is definitely being too intrusive!
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nov 15th 2010
Join the guys in Annex for Tommy VIII, the annual benefit concert that puts musical instruments
in the hands of kids in Northeast Wisconsin.

The event was started after the death of bassist Tommy Steinbruecker eight years ago.

Tommy VIII is Saturday, Nov. 20th at Tanner's in Kimberly, featuring A-Town Unplugged, Rooftop Jumpers, Boxkar, Greg Waters and the Broad Street Boogie, Annex and Roadtrip.

Doors open at 5p.m. and the music starts at 6. Tickets are $10. get them at Tanner's or at Mill Creek in Appleton.

Listen to the Rick and Len Show this week for your chance to win tickets!

There is also a Green Bay Tommy VIII concert Nov. 26th at The Riverside Ballroom featuring Annex and several other groups.
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nov 15th 2010
November 8th City of Portage
Police responded to a report of an altercation on MacFarlane Road. When they arrived, they found two people allegedly swatting each other with a rolled up newspaper.

October 28th City of Appleton
An African Violet Drive resident reported that some kids had left a tube sock filled with feces outside the reporting party's door so it would be stepped on when they rang the doorbell. Extra patrol of the area was requested.

November 11th Village of Eland
A Spruce Street resident filed a trespassing complaint after hunters had hung some deer genitals on a tree on his property.

October 24th City of Appleton
A 48-year-old Detroit man told police that he returned to his hotel room after drinking in bars on College Avenue and was missing his roll of cash, estimated at $1,600, and said it may have fallen out of his pocket. Police retraced the man's route and discovered he had left the money on the bar at a downtown tavern and the money was being held for him.

October 31st City of Whitefish Bay
A North Santa Monica Boulevard resident called police to report a disorderly person during trick or treating. The caller told police that when she refused to give candy to a child not wearing a costume, the child’s mother yelled at her.
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nov 15th 2010
Len and I received this automated doll called Commode Charlie from Emily, our young friend we've met from our association with Children's Hospital. I don't care what Len and Jeanne say, IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ME!

-Rick-
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nov 12th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...Nancy L. Thornburg of Fond du Lac who after being convicted of drunken driving for the eighth time showed up at her sentencing hearing...intoxicated.

So,

For getting 8 OWIs proving that she learns so well from her own mistakes she's able to repeat them perfectly.

For spending more time in handcuffs than Harry Houdini.

And for showing up at her operating while intoxicated sentencing hearing drunk which is only slightly less inappropriate than showing up at your sentencing hearing for sexual assault with a boner.

We are proud to name Nancy L. Thornburg of Fond du Lac as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

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nov 11th 2010
You've seen her on the Tonight Show and Last Comic Standing, Paula Bel is appearing at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton this week. She'll bring the funny to the Rick and Len Show Friday morning about 8.
Get 2 for 1 admission tonight because it's WAPL Night and we known you can use a laugh! Make your reservation to see Paula tonight (or Friday or Saturday night if you're one of those hoity-toity people who like to pay full price). Call 920-734-JOKE(5653).

Here's Paula in action:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHxsx_LkcSA
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nov 10th 2010
Disgraced former Winnebago County D.A. Joe Paulus got sprung from federal lockup this week. Since we're pretty sure he was disbarred, it's going to hard for him to find another job where he can bang women on his desk. Plus, he still has to pay back over $48,000 in bribe money. What will he do? We've got some ideas.

JOBS FOR JOE PAULUS

10. Professional man whore. ("I was porking her and I'm loving it!")

9. Desk strength tester at Office Depot. ("I was porking her I and I'm loving it!")

8. Commercial spokesperson for McDonald's ("I'm loving it!")

7. Commercial spokesperson for Soap on a Rope.

6. There is no number 6. I accepted $48,000 in bribe money to skip number 6.

5. Ken Kratz legal adviser and/or new district attorney for Calumet County.

4. President of the United States. (Hey, the sex and the office desk thing worked for Clinton!)

3. Aerobics instructor given all the experience he must have gotten bending over and touching his toes every week for 6 years in the prison shower.

2. Opening course preparer for local restaurant since I'm sure he must have tossed a few salads in prison.

1. New Dallas head football coach since, after 6 years in prison he surely learned, like the Cowboys did last Sunday night, what it's like to be the bitch to a large group of physically imposing men.
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nov 10th 2010
Our pal Emily (who you've heard with us during the Children's Hospital Radiothon for the last several years) will be selling her hand made angels this Saturday from 1 to 4 at Windows of Light/Angels Forever in Downtown Appleton (across from the Paper Valley Hotel). For more info about Emily, her angels and the event click here, (then click "events")

Plus, Windows of Light/Angels Forever (and many other Downtown Appleton retailers will donate a portion of all their proceeds Friday and Saturday to Make A Wish!
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nov 8th 2010
15 years ago today, Country Dick Montana of the Beat Farmers died on stage during a concert in Windsor, Ontario. Here's a video of Country Dick and the Beat Farmers performing the longtime R&L Show favorite, Happy Boy in concert. Hubba Hubba Hubba Hubba Hubba!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J40rLaARx00
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nov 8th 2010
October 19th City of New Holstein
Police received a report of chickens on County Highway J that keep crossing the road. The caller was advised that the county does not have an ordinance to stop the chickens from crossing the road. The reporting party was concerned that the chickens may cause an accident. It remains unknown why the chickens
crossed the road!

Oct 30th City of Neenah
Police cited a 40-year-old Menasha woman for disorderly conduct after she yelled and screamed profanity and tried to hit one of the nurses with an IV pole.

October 31st Village of Gresham
Police responded to a juvenile problem after a caller reported seeing two kids throwing a dummy into the roadway.

October 26th City of Mequon
A 22-year-old Illinois man was cited for trespassing on North Lake Shore Drive. A caller said the man walked up from the beach and sat on her porch and wouldn't leave. The man, who was muddy from the climb, admitted smoking a strain of cannabis called "Blue Dragon," when he saw surf boards at the home and wanted to talk about surfing.

October 24th Village of Sherwood
A disturbance was reported on Spring Hill Drive. The reporting
party stated that a neighbor swears at them. They admitted to police that the poop in their yard may not be from the neighbor's dog. They were both advised to avoid similar confrontations in the future.

October 23rd City of Brown Deer
A 21-year-old man and an 18-year-old woman were cited for disorderly conduct after neighbors reported them yelling at each other. The woman told police that she and the man were breaking up and he had her flip flops and she wanted them back. The man reportedly threw the flip-flops at the woman who responded by throwing a neighbor's pumpkin in the direction of his car.

November 2nd City of Shawano
A South River Street resident requested extra patrols in her neighborhood after a plastic wash tub was reported stolen.

October 15th City of Brown Deer
Police were called to Brown Deer High School where a teacher told a 15-year-old boy to pull up his low-riding pants, which he refused to do. She then told him to go the Student Service Office to get something to help his pants stay up. The boy responded by telling the teacher, "If I wanted pants that f'n stay up, I would buy pants that f'n stay up. Mind your own f'n business." The student was cited for disorderly conduct.

October 26th City of Neenah
A security worker at a department store on West Winneconne Avenue reported that a man stole about $60 worth of DVDs. The suspect fled north on Tullar Road. He is described as being about 30 years old with long sideburns and shoulder-length dyed pink and purple hair.
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nov 5th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Wisconsin's new Senator-elect Ron Johnson who during his Tuesday night's victory speech said that "we’ve dug ourselves a deep hole" and "we know what needs to be done if you're trying to get out of a deep hole, you need to start digging".

That's right. We're in a deep hole so we better start digging. While I'm clearly no expert on matters like excavation projects, I'm pretty sure that the best thing to do when you're in a hole is to try to climb out rather that start digging which can only make the hole bigger and deeper.

So,

For realizing that even with as many problems as we are currently facing, there is a light at the end of the tunnel... and apparently expecting us to tunnel all the way through the earth to get to the light.

For not yet understanding that as an elected official, he will frequently expected to shovel something...but it won't necessarily be dirt in a hole.

And for being unlike so many elected officials who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground and instead not knowing a hole in the ground from a hole in the ground.

We are proud to name Wisconsin's new Senator-elect Ron Johnson (who, using the same logic must think the best cure for diarrhea is Mexican food) as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
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