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nov 8th 2010
October 19th City of New Holstein
Police received a report of chickens on County Highway J that keep crossing the road. The caller was advised that the county does not have an ordinance to stop the chickens from crossing the road. The reporting party was concerned that the chickens may cause an accident. It remains unknown why the chickens
crossed the road!

Oct 30th City of Neenah
Police cited a 40-year-old Menasha woman for disorderly conduct after she yelled and screamed profanity and tried to hit one of the nurses with an IV pole.

October 31st Village of Gresham
Police responded to a juvenile problem after a caller reported seeing two kids throwing a dummy into the roadway.

October 26th City of Mequon
A 22-year-old Illinois man was cited for trespassing on North Lake Shore Drive. A caller said the man walked up from the beach and sat on her porch and wouldn't leave. The man, who was muddy from the climb, admitted smoking a strain of cannabis called "Blue Dragon," when he saw surf boards at the home and wanted to talk about surfing.

October 24th Village of Sherwood
A disturbance was reported on Spring Hill Drive. The reporting
party stated that a neighbor swears at them. They admitted to police that the poop in their yard may not be from the neighbor's dog. They were both advised to avoid similar confrontations in the future.

October 23rd City of Brown Deer
A 21-year-old man and an 18-year-old woman were cited for disorderly conduct after neighbors reported them yelling at each other. The woman told police that she and the man were breaking up and he had her flip flops and she wanted them back. The man reportedly threw the flip-flops at the woman who responded by throwing a neighbor's pumpkin in the direction of his car.

November 2nd City of Shawano
A South River Street resident requested extra patrols in her neighborhood after a plastic wash tub was reported stolen.

October 15th City of Brown Deer
Police were called to Brown Deer High School where a teacher told a 15-year-old boy to pull up his low-riding pants, which he refused to do. She then told him to go the Student Service Office to get something to help his pants stay up. The boy responded by telling the teacher, "If I wanted pants that f'n stay up, I would buy pants that f'n stay up. Mind your own f'n business." The student was cited for disorderly conduct.

October 26th City of Neenah
A security worker at a department store on West Winneconne Avenue reported that a man stole about $60 worth of DVDs. The suspect fled north on Tullar Road. He is described as being about 30 years old with long sideburns and shoulder-length dyed pink and purple hair.
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nov 5th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Wisconsin's new Senator-elect Ron Johnson who during his Tuesday night's victory speech said that "we’ve dug ourselves a deep hole" and "we know what needs to be done if you're trying to get out of a deep hole, you need to start digging".

That's right. We're in a deep hole so we better start digging. While I'm clearly no expert on matters like excavation projects, I'm pretty sure that the best thing to do when you're in a hole is to try to climb out rather that start digging which can only make the hole bigger and deeper.

So,

For realizing that even with as many problems as we are currently facing, there is a light at the end of the tunnel... and apparently expecting us to tunnel all the way through the earth to get to the light.

For not yet understanding that as an elected official, he will frequently expected to shovel something...but it won't necessarily be dirt in a hole.

And for being unlike so many elected officials who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground and instead not knowing a hole in the ground from a hole in the ground.

We are proud to name Wisconsin's new Senator-elect Ron Johnson (who, using the same logic must think the best cure for diarrhea is Mexican food) as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
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nov 4th 2010
November 10th, comic DANE COOK is bringing is unique, physical brand of funny to the Resch Center in Green Bay!

Tune into the Rick and Len Show all next week for your chances to win tickets!!!!!

Or don't take your chances, click here to buy your tickets now!

And make sure you watch the video below. It may help you win the tickets on FRIDAY morning edition of the Rick and Len Show!

Jokes.com
Dane Cook - God Bless You
comedians.comedycentral.com
Dane Cook Kool Aid VideoDane Cook Stand-UpDane Cook Jokes

http://comedians.comedycentral.com/dane-cook/videos/dane-cook---god-bless-you
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nov 4th 2010
He's been on Letterman, Leno, Chelsea Lately, even been a regular cast member on Mad TV and was one of 8 comedians on Comedy Central's hottest comics of 2009. He's Matt Braugnher and he'll join us on the Rick and Len Show Friday morning at 8:00am.

See Matt at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton. TONIGHT'S WAPL NIGHT FOR GOD SAKE!!! 2 for 1 admission. 8 bucks for two people! That works out to 4 bucks a piece! To see one of the hottest comics of the last year! And what? You're going to sit home on your dead ass watching CSI? ARE YOU CRAZY?

Make your reservations to see Matt tonight (or at the regular price Friday or Saturday) by calling 920-734-JOKE(5673)

Here's Matt entertaining people who actually took off their sweat pants, put of some real clothes and went out for evening. Just like you could!


http://www.rooftopcomedy.com//watch/CadburyCremeEggs
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nov 4th 2010
That's ME!
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nov 3rd 2010
November 10th, comic DANE COOK is bringing is unique, physical brand of funny to the Resch Center in Green Bay!

Tune into the Rick and Len Show all next week for your chances to win tickets!!!!!

Or don't take your chances, click here to buy your tickets now!

And make sure you watch the video below. It may help you win the tickets on THURSDAY morning edition of the Rick and Len Show!

Jokes.com
Dane Cook - Cell Phone Club
comedians.comedycentral.com
Dane Cook Kool Aid VideoDane Cook Stand-UpDane Cook Jokes
http://comedians.comedycentral.com/dane-cook/videos/dane-cook---cell-phone-club
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nov 2nd 2010
Just in case you've ever wanted to see Shaquille O'Neal dressed as a female prostitute lip-syncing Beyonce. Yeah. Just in case. (Like to see Charlie Sheen try to lock his ass in a closet!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVwZ-Ai6iJ4
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nov 2nd 2010

Bid on this awesome autographed Aaron Rodger's jersey!

A few weeks back, we held the Help Twitchy raffle to benefit Jonah Hines, a cool kid from Van Dyne who suffers from a rare and severe form of Tourette's Syndrome. He was greatly helped by an experimental procedure that his insurance won't pay for. One of the items we auctioned was this jersey. The winner was a guy from DePere named Tim who donated the jersey back to us to auction off. (Thanks Tim! You rock!)

Give us a call with your bid Wednesday morning at the Rick and Len Show or e-mail us your bid by clicking here now!
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nov 2nd 2010
November 10th, comic DANE COOK is bringing is unique, physical brand of funny to the Resch Center in Green Bay!

Tune into the Rick and Len Show all next week for your chances to win tickets!!!!!

Or don't take your chances, click here to buy your tickets now!

And make sure you watch the video below. It may help you win the tickets on TUESDAY morning edition of the Rick and Len Show!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqrIqOHOg50
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nov 1st 2010
November 10th, comic DANE COOK is bringing is unique, physical brand of funny to the Resch Center in Green Bay!

Tune into the Rick and Len Show all next week for your chances to win tickets!!!!!

Or don't take your chances, click here to buy your tickets now!

And make sure you watch the video below. It may help you win the tickets on WEDNESDAY morning edition of the Rick and Len Show!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds-AREXTaPY

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nov 1st 2010
October 14th City of Brown Deer
Police were called to the Holiday Inn Express where a 38-year-old employee was caught allegedly stealing from the hotel. The woman denied the theft but two other employees said they saw her hide a roll of toilet paper in her lunch box. The woman was fired from her job and arrested. The toilet paper was valued at 35 cents.

October 22nd City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police responded to a report from an anonymous caller informing them that he had witnessed four children ripping up empty cardboard boxes.

October 15th City of Neenah
Police cited a 17-year-old Neenah girl for shoplifting after she stole a pumpkin from a drug store and fled in a car. Two customers witnessed the theft and recorded the car's license plate number for police. Surveillance video also showed the girl stealing the pumpkin. Investigating officers tracked down the girl a short time later. She had changed clothes and initially denied being at the store before admitting to the theft. The retail value of the pumpkin was...one dollar.

October 10th City of Neenah
A complainant on Lyon Drive reported that a young woman walking near an apartment complex was taking loudly to herself. Police determined the woman had earphones on and was just singing out loud.

October 28th City of Beaver Dam
A woman requested to speak to an officer regarding the theft of her hair.
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oct 30th 2010
Thanks to everyone who came out for the 2010 Les Stumpf Ford Halloween Party for Children's Hospital. It sold out again this year! INCREDIBLE COSTUMES as usual and much, much money raised for Children's Hospital!

Check out a bunch of photos at the Rick and Len Show Facebook page!
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oct 29th 2010
November 10th, comic DANE COOK is bringing is unique, physical brand of funny to the Resch Center in Green Bay!

Tune into the Rick and Len Show all next week for your chances to win tickets!!!!!

Or don't take your chances, click here to buy your tickets now!

And make sure you watch the video below. It may help you win the tickets on Monday morning edition of the Rick and Len Show!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu3fxoLNZUs
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 29th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week...damn near everyone running for anything and the special interest groups that support them who, for what seems like eons have been running non-stop negative campaign ads, many of which are as wild, crazy and vicious as an inbred pit bull on crack.

So,

For spending more time talking smack than a heroin addict support group.

For running TV ads that are harder to watch than naked episode of The View.

And for slinging mud like it's feces and they're inhabitants of the Milwaukee Zoo monkey house. (and frankly, wouldn't you feel better about voting for just about ANY of the inhabitants of the Milwaukee Zoo monkey house?)

We are proud to name damn near everybody running for anything and the special interest groups that support them that are not only ruining our political process but our TV viewing and radio listening as well as this week’s Rick and Len Show...Weenies of the Week!!!
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oct 28th 2010
Friday morning about 8 Mark Poolos, a large drunk man, will join us from Skyline Comedy Cafe. See Mark tonight. It's 2 for 1 admission because it's WAPL Night. You're welcome!

Full price Friday and Saturday night. Plus, Saturday night, come in costume! There will prizes for the best costumes at both the 8 and 10:15 shows. As always, make your reservations at 920-734-JOKE (5653)

Here's a little sample of Mark Poolos (I said "poo") at work. See more of him at www.largedrunkman.com.

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oct 28th 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGH8Af9Hdb0
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oct 27th 2010
In Bellevue, Illinois those wacky FIBs have a new law this year. It's a maximum age for...trick or treating! That's right, if you trick or treat in Bellevue, IL and your older that 12 you will be fined $100.00! What a trick!

Other than checking I.D.'s of all the trick or treaters, here are some ways we cam up with tell...

YOU MIGHT BE TOO OLD TO BE TRICK OR TREATING

If you got a discount on all or part of your costume by using your AARP card...you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If your idea of a "treat" is a house where you don't have to walk up any steps to get to the front door…you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If you keep mixing up your M&Ms with your Lipitor & Levitra...you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If you ask the person who gives you a Snickers bar if you can exchange it for something that won’t get stuck in your dentures...you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If instead of alerting a homeowner to your presence by yelling "trick or treat", you simple stand outside their door and wait for them to hear the sound of your wet, hacking smoker's cough...you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If to keep your cholesterol down, you can only throw egg whites at a house...you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If the bag you're using to collect candy is the one from your colostomy...you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If the spooky noises you think are coming from the haunted house you're visiting are actually just the sounds of your back cracking, your knees popping and your hearing aid whistling...you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If you have to hold your bag at arm's length to avoid having it’s opening blocked by your beer gut...you might be too old to be trick or treating.

If instead of creating a scary look by wearing make-up you create a scary look by not wearing make up...you're definitely too old to be trick or treating.
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oct 26th 2010
The Rick and Len Show is helping Children's Hospital of Wisconsin-Fox Valley by auctioning a pair of tickets to the Green Bay Packers game against the Chicago Bears January 2nd.
The tickets are in section 130, row 30. This one could be the deciding game in the race for the NFC North Division Championship!

To place a bid, click here.

Or call the Rock Lines during The Rick and Len Show. The auction ends at 9:55 a.m. on Wednesday, 10.27.

The leading bid as of 11 a.m. Tuesday is $200.

All proceeds go directly to the charity.

And don't forget about the Halloween Costume Party for Children's Hospital of Wisconsin featuring the Vic Ferarri Band this Friday, 10/29. For details, scroll further down on this website!
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oct 25th 2010
October 13th City of Mequon
A 23-year-old woman is a suspect in illegal dumping at a brush dump. Police found a number of plastic bags including one containing a receipt with her name on it for a leather cat-o-nine tails whip.

October 16th City of Mayville
A man was cited for disorderly conduct after he was found walking down Main Street with his pants around his knees while urinating.

October 3rd City of Neenah
A Neenah man told police that someone stole a 2½-foot wooden lawn ornament from his yard. The ornament was in the shape of a mushroom with a face.

October 16th Village of Bellevue
A 55-year-old man on Allouez Avenue was given a verbal warning for selling prescription medication at a rummage sale.

October 20th City of Waupun
At 1 a.m. a bartender at Kibbs Tavern said when two guys left they smashed a drink in the street and were walking down the road…on top of cars.

October 14th City of Waupun
A resident in the first block of Johnson Street got mad at his neighbors and painted the curb yellow so they wouldn’t park in front of his house.

October16th City of Wauwatosa
Police pulled over a 71-year old man for having unregistered license plates on his car. While the officer was checking the man's record he got out of the car and began urinating on a near-by tree. At that point, officers asked the man to submit to a Breathalyzer test. However, the man resisted and put an officer in a scissor-lock with his legs.

October 15th City of Wauwatosa
A 17-year-old girl was arrested for retail theft after she took merchandise valued at $199 from Baby Gap and Hot Topic. The girl had put the items in a foil-lined purse. Police say the purse was lined with foil in an attempt to beat the store's security monitors. However the girl told them that lining your purse with aluminum foil was a hot new fashion trend and everyone was doing it.
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oct 25th 2010
Congratulations to Alexander Henninger from Appleton, the winner of our Show Us Your Junk contest. Alexander arranged all his junk in such a creative way that even his few non-creepy items seemed creepy. Plus, he used some mad photography skills to make it look like something out of one of my nightmares.

Thanks to all how entered and congrats again to Alexander!

"Here's a light taste of the junk I have to offer. A bride dragging a groom, a severed hand, a Zippo lighter, a watch, two darts, three matches, a guitar, the grim reaper, a martini glass, a die that says "tickle my" on it...what else do you see in my junk? Copy to your desktop and open with windows photo viewer (or click to enlarge) to be able to zoom in and play with my junk."

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