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oct 26th 2010
The Rick and Len Show is helping Children's Hospital of Wisconsin-Fox Valley by auctioning a pair of tickets to the Green Bay Packers game against the Chicago Bears January 2nd.
The tickets are in section 130, row 30. This one could be the deciding game in the race for the NFC North Division Championship!

To place a bid, click here.

Or call the Rock Lines during The Rick and Len Show. The auction ends at 9:55 a.m. on Wednesday, 10.27.

The leading bid as of 11 a.m. Tuesday is $200.

All proceeds go directly to the charity.

And don't forget about the Halloween Costume Party for Children's Hospital of Wisconsin featuring the Vic Ferarri Band this Friday, 10/29. For details, scroll further down on this website!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 25th 2010
October 13th City of Mequon
A 23-year-old woman is a suspect in illegal dumping at a brush dump. Police found a number of plastic bags including one containing a receipt with her name on it for a leather cat-o-nine tails whip.

October 16th City of Mayville
A man was cited for disorderly conduct after he was found walking down Main Street with his pants around his knees while urinating.

October 3rd City of Neenah
A Neenah man told police that someone stole a 2½-foot wooden lawn ornament from his yard. The ornament was in the shape of a mushroom with a face.

October 16th Village of Bellevue
A 55-year-old man on Allouez Avenue was given a verbal warning for selling prescription medication at a rummage sale.

October 20th City of Waupun
At 1 a.m. a bartender at Kibbs Tavern said when two guys left they smashed a drink in the street and were walking down the road…on top of cars.

October 14th City of Waupun
A resident in the first block of Johnson Street got mad at his neighbors and painted the curb yellow so they wouldn’t park in front of his house.

October16th City of Wauwatosa
Police pulled over a 71-year old man for having unregistered license plates on his car. While the officer was checking the man's record he got out of the car and began urinating on a near-by tree. At that point, officers asked the man to submit to a Breathalyzer test. However, the man resisted and put an officer in a scissor-lock with his legs.

October 15th City of Wauwatosa
A 17-year-old girl was arrested for retail theft after she took merchandise valued at $199 from Baby Gap and Hot Topic. The girl had put the items in a foil-lined purse. Police say the purse was lined with foil in an attempt to beat the store's security monitors. However the girl told them that lining your purse with aluminum foil was a hot new fashion trend and everyone was doing it.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 25th 2010
Congratulations to Alexander Henninger from Appleton, the winner of our Show Us Your Junk contest. Alexander arranged all his junk in such a creative way that even his few non-creepy items seemed creepy. Plus, he used some mad photography skills to make it look like something out of one of my nightmares.

Thanks to all how entered and congrats again to Alexander!

"Here's a light taste of the junk I have to offer. A bride dragging a groom, a severed hand, a Zippo lighter, a watch, two darts, three matches, a guitar, the grim reaper, a martini glass, a die that says "tickle my" on it...what else do you see in my junk? Copy to your desktop and open with windows photo viewer (or click to enlarge) to be able to zoom in and play with my junk."

posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 25th 2010
Here's a few more photos we've received (and their submitted captions) in our Show Us Your Junk contest. Show us your junk and you could win the latest version of the iPod Touch.

YOU HAVE UNTIL THIS MORNING AT 9:30 TO SHOW US YOUR JUNK!

Send us your entry by posting a picture of your junk on the Rick and Len Show Facebook page or by clicking here!

"Living Room Corner Junk."


"1953 CHEVY, to get it in my garage I had too bring 5 loads of junk to St. Vinny's. But I love it!"

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oct 22nd 2010
Here's a few more photos we've received (and their submitted captions) in our Show Us Your Junk contest. Show us your junk and you could win the latest version of the iPod Touch.

YOU HAVE UNTIL MONDAY MORNING AT 9:30 TO SHOW US YOUR JUNK!

Send us your entry by posting a picture of your junk on the Rick and Len Show Facebook page or by clicking here!

"My husband calls this my JUNK. I call it my closet! You decide."


"Lots of junk in my tall trunk."



"In my basement after years of accumulation of junk when Grandpa lived here." (Rick's note: this is what I imagine the rumpus room looked like at John Wayne Gacy's place!


"This is my 'happy period' junk!"

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oct 22nd 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...the 28-year-old woman who in the wee hours of October 18th allegedly ripped off her pants and underwear and laid down on the sidewalk outside the Rehab Bar in Sheboygan screaming that she was giving birth. The only problem was, as a trip to the hospital would confirm, she wasn't pregnant.

So,

For claiming to be pregnant when, in fact, her womb was as empty as the promises in 99.9% of the this season's political ads.

For not even being in labor, despite claiming to have more contractions than a performance by Larry the Cable Guy.

And for causing a tremendous spectacle with jaw-droppingly bizarre and entirely pointless behavior...or as it’s known in Sheboygan. Monday!

We are proud to name the woman stripped off the clothes on the sidewalk outside a bar and claimed to be having a baby when she wasn't even pregnant as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 22nd 2010
Eleven more days until it's over
Eleven more days until it's done.
Eleven more days of these damn campaign ads.
Another day longer and I'll need a gun.

Eleven more days of name calling.
Eleven more days of bombast and bull crap.
Eleven more days of yada yada blah blah blah
From a bunch of useless saps.

Eleven more days seem like forever.
Eleven more days until the end.
Eleven more days of the Eraseboard Ranger
And Congressman McTax and Spend.

Oh sure, those names haven't been used yet
By either of those clowns.
But I'd be willing to sell them the rights.
As long as their throwing millions of bucks around.

And should we really be trusting our state's and nation's budgets
To guys who think it's best
To waste vast sums of money on commercials
That sound like a couple 4th graders fighting on the playground at recess.

And why would someone spend millions of dollars
To try to get elected to a position
That only pays back a fraction of what they spent.
It makes you question their mental condition.

It makes you wonder how great their need for power is
That they would seek the job at all.
Their egos must be really big...
Or their penises really small.

But in eleven days it will be over.
In eleven days we can go back to normal TV ads.
For things like pills to fight erectile dysfunction
And the latest feminine hygiene pads.

TV ads for things like Metamucil.
And products to treat dry and flaky heads.
For stuff like Preparation H,
For when your butt is puckered and red.

Yes, just eleven more days until we go back
To those toe fungus and talking mucus ads.
I guess now that I really think about it
The commercials for Johnson, Feingold, Barrett, Walker Kagen, Ribble and all don’t seem so frickin' bad.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 21st 2010
For the last 5 years I've hoped, nay, PRAYED that comic Nick Griffin would come to the area. Well, this is my lucky week. Nick is appearing at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton. He is one my absolute favorites!

Tonight is WAPL Night at Skyline with 2 for 1 admission! That's $8.00 for TWO! Make your reservation at 920-734-JOKE (5653). Or see Nick Friday or Saturday night at the still very reasonable admission price of ten bucks!

What's a Nick Griffin show like? Says Nick, "I'll be talking about being broke, being angry, being divorced, being horny, getting drunk and why Brad Pitt gets a cramp in his penis. You're not going to get that at Applebee's".

Here's a clip of one of Nick's many very funny appearances on Letterman!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao8Pi3kBD1o
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 21st 2010
Here's a few of the photos we've received (and their submitted captions) in our Show Us Your Junk contest. Show us your junk and you could win the latest version of the iPod Touch.

"Seems Brett has been growing his junk in our garden!"


"I paid $175 for this one of a kind, one piece, handcrafted deersuit. I thought everyone should have a one piece deersuit. Now it just sits around gathering dust...but it's still the best $175 I've ever spent. The craftsmanship on this baby is amazing!!"

"Junk in my Trunk"

"Cleaning out junk & letting the mannequin get some sun."

"This "junk" has been lying around for 30 years now!!"

Send us your entry before Monday by posting a picture of your junk on the Rick and Len Show Facebook page or by clicking here!
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 20th 2010
The finalists have been named for the 2010 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year Award. Seriously! Among the finalists are TV personality Pat O'Brien, Twins pitcher Carl Pavano, and film maker Morgan Spurlock.

Give me a break! How could they overlook former Calumet County District Attorney Ken Kratz? Now that's a man with a serious mustache who made serious headlines in 2010. Here's our own list of...

REASONS KEN KRATZ IS DESERVING OF THE ROBERT GOULET MEMORIAL MUSTACHED AMERICAN OF THE YEAR AWARD


10. Has thickest 'stache of any political figure with the obvious exception of Janet Reno.

9. It wasn't easy digging up Freddy Mercury and transplanting all that hair.

8. Has twice as much hair on one lip as Britney Spears has on 4.

7. Crumbs of food that are trapped in his "stache, the only thing remotely as gross as thought of dating Ken himself.

6. It's big and bushy and not pencil thin like his chances of ever getting another job in the legal profession.

5. Has accomplished what was believed to be impossible, supplanting Mike Ditka as nation's biggest mustachioed douche-bag.

4. If his mustache is badly beaten by one of the other contestants, he’ll probably start sending it suggestive test messages.

3 . Should he be disbarred, may have to start supporting himself giving nickel mustache rides to lonely women with strong stomachs.

2. Pat O'Brien may be the tall, hot, nymph but Ken is THE PRIZE, and don't you ever forget it!

1. It takes more than just balls to invite a woman to an autopsy for a date. It takes balls and one gay-ass looking mustache.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 19th 2010
This Miller Spectrum 375 X-TREME Plasma Cutter is awesome! It'll cut through 3/8 inch steel!
It's up for auction right now with 100-percent of the proceeds going to Children's Hospital of Wisconsin - Fox Valley.

Retail value of this rig is $1,565.

Check it out byclicking here.

If you want to make a bid or know someone who might, email your bid and contact info by clicking here.
You can also call in your bid to The Rick and Len Show at 271-ROCK in Green Bay, 281-ROCK in the Fox Cities or 1-877-453-ROCK from anywhere else.

As of 6:30 Friday morning the high bid is holding steady at $1,200.

The auction is active until 9 a.m. Friday, Oct. 22.
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 19th 2010
Join the Vic Ferarri Band, Rick and Len and lots of wickedly costumed folk at the 12th Annual Les Stumpf Ford Halloween Costume Party for Children's Hospital of Wisconsin - Fox Valley!

The party of the season is Friday, Oct. 29 at the Radisson Paper Valley Hotel in downtown Appleton.

Tickets are only $10 in advance at any Cellcom store, Emmett's Bar and Grill, Route 15, The American Legion in Appleton or at the Radisson Paper Valley. It's $15 at the door. Click here for more info.

And be sure to listen to The Rick and Len Show for your chance to win tickets!
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oct 18th 2010
October 8th City of Wauwatosa
A cell phone, car keys and laptop computer were taken from a guest room at Crowne Plaza Hotel between 2:25 and 3:10 a.m. The guest had visited Silk Exotic gentlemen's club that night and gave a dancer his room key and arranged to meet after she was done working. He waited in the hotel lobby for her but finally figured he'd been stood up. When he went back to his room he discovered his belongings were gone.

October 6th City of Green Bay
An man at the work-release facility on South Adams Street was cited for shattering the glass on a vending machine by bumping it with his backside because he was upset that an item he bought did not come out.

October 9th City of Portage
Police were called to Wal-Mart where a 17-year-old girl was caught in the act of trying to steal a pair of ears. The ears were part of a Halloween costume.

October 11th City of Stevens Point
Police were called to McKinley School after a 10-year-old child knocked over a magazine rack and accidentally stuck a janitor with a pencil.

October 9th City of Oak Creek
An East Evandale Drive resident reported the theft of a 6½ -foot-long fiberglass shark from their front porch.

October 13th City of Shawano
A person on Smalley Street called police to report seeing a man in a white-hooded sweatshirt repeatedly walking back and forth past house while playing spooky music. Responding officers discovered it was just kids playing a prank. Police issued warnings to the kids.

October 8th Wood County
A Biron man reported that his son-in-law keeps harassing him long distance over the phone telling him he loves him.

October 10th City of Stevens Point
Police received a report from a 5th Avenue resident that sometime early in the morning someone broke into their apartment and stole 3 pounds of ground beef and a bottle of maple syrup.

October 4th City of Brookfield
A Chimney Rock Court resident called police to report someone had left a rock on his front porch bearing the message "I see you" and a depiction of a sad face.

October 7th City of Mequon
A 47-year-old Mequon man was arrested on a charge of lewd and lascivious behavior after witnesses reported him walking through a residential area naked from the waist down at 11:15 in the morning. The man told police he was walking nude because "it felt good." He also admitted he'd done it before, "right or wrong."
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 18th 2010
Get your tickets now to see comic Paula Poundstone at the Stadium View in Green Bay on November 12th. Buy your ticket now by clicking here!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulM4E08J8Lo
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 16th 2010
Congrats everyone!
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oct 15th 2010

Thanks to everyone who contributed to the Help Twitchy Benefit Raffle for Jonah Hinds! Below are the winning numbers and corresponding prizes.
Prizes can be picked up at the WAPL studio starting Monday, 10/18. We are open from 8 am to 5 pm. Some winners will be notified by email and their prize may be mailed.
If you are holding a winning number and have any questions, email Len at lnelson@wcinet.com.
Include your name, ticket number and any other pertinent information.

#000566
Wild Boar Skull signed by Ted Nugent

#000583
Autographed Aaron Rogers jersey

#934877
Amazon Kindle

#523042
D-Link photo frame

#000525
D-Link Photo Frame

#935139
$100 Cellcom gift card

#000521
$100 Cellcom gift card

#000602
Gander Mountain fishing package

#000530
Signed Ted Nugent cd

#934869
Signed Ted Nugent cd

#935118
Signed Ted Nugent photo

#934862
Signed Ted Nugent photo

#000501
Scrapbooking package

#935140
Tastefully Simple Food basket

#000547
Lia Sophia necklace and earrings

#000504
Chocolate and Wine basket

#934847
Gander Mountain gift card

#000592
Fleet Farm gift card

#000538
National Exchange Coffee House tokens

#000516
Wild Tree Foods basket

#934866
Strawberry Margarita basket

#000507
PartyLite candle basket

#000579
Cameron's Coffee basket

#523045
Road Trip basket

#934803
Fox Cityz Foxz basket

#000542
Biking package

#934820
Avon basket

#000598
Under Par Disc Golf package
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oct 15th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...Troy Kaczor, the guy who had to be rescued from the chilly waters of the Wisconsin River at Big Bull Falls Park in downtown Wausau this week. Kaczor, who according to police "had been drinking heavily", reportedly almost drown after he plunged into the river while chasing a one-legged goose he was trying to capture with the intent of roasting it for dinner.

So,

For trying to catch the water fowl with the intent of roasting it but instead almost cooking his own goose.

For actions that, when he goes to court, should leave him, unlike the goose he sought to capture, without even one leg to stand on.

For losing a foot race to a one-legged goose which has to be damn near as humiliating as getting your ass kicked in darts by Michael J. Fox.

We are proud to name Troy Kaczor, the almost drowned, one legged goose chaser of Wausau as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
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oct 15th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Cocktail Frank... alleged tallywacker texter Brett Favre, who as we all know, stands accused of texting pictures of his own cocktail frank to some hot chick.
So,

For texting photos where he is as flaccid as this season's on field performance.

For adding sausage to a menu that previously only included waffles.

For proving that while he may a cannon for an arm, he only has a tiny little cap gun for a penis.

For fumbling his junk, For spiking his ball, and in the end, not "standing up" for his team.

We are proud to name Brett Favre this week’s Rick and Len Show...COCKTAIL FRANK.

(Thanks to Mark Wanek of Two Rivers for his creative contribution to this week's Cocktail Frank)
posted by: Rick And Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 14th 2010
Friday morning at 8, Claude Stuart will return to the R&L Show. Claude is at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton this week. How does Claude Stuart describe a Claude Stuart show? Says Claude Stuart, "watching Claude Stuart live is like being stuck inside a condom: There's a lot of activity, it's unpredictable, and when it's over you're gonna need a towel". Boy, that's a lot of apostrophes!

See Claude tonight at the Skyline. It's 2 for 1 admission because it's WAPL night. Mention that when you make your reservations at 920-734-JOKE (5653)

Or see him at the still very reasonable full price Friday or Saturday!


http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/IfTheShoeFitsHumpIt
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oct 14th 2010
Esquire magazine has just released it's list of the 10 best and 10 worst members on congress. Wisconsin is one of two states to have two members of it's congressional delegation make the BEST list, Paul Ryan the Republican congressman from the Janesville area and Senator Russ Feingold.

However, to be honest, how much competition could there be to be one of the BEST members of the U.S. congress? It's like about a dozen members competing for 10 spots. The WORST members of the congress, that's where the real competition is! You've got about 500 greedy, self-serving a-holes fighting for just 10 slots!

While I guess it's an honor for Feingold and Ryan to make the list, you gotta admit, being named one of the BEST members of the U.S. Congress is sort of like being called...

The hottest bridesmaid at a Menasha wedding.

The best Packer coach...since Mike Holmgren.

The straightest guy in the cast of Glee.

The most chaste member of the Hilton family.

The best singer at school for the deaf.

The most entertaining radio morning show in Northeastern Wisconsin.

The smartest blonde in Hollywood.

The best actor on a Mexican soap opera.

The sexiest pantsuit in Hillary Clinton's wardrobe.

The most prestigious of the Gannett newspapers.

The best testicle in Lance Armstrong's nut sac.

The most out-of-control partier at an Amish barn raising.

The biggest stud on the WAPL air-staff.

The most well hung current Minnesota Viking quarterback.
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