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jun 14th 2010
Police in Uganda say they are investigating the origins of a huge marijuana crop found in the garden of a convent.

Police officials said investigators discovered a marijuana plantation covering an entire acre of land in the gardens of the convent.

One of the nuns was quoted as saying that the marijuana was used as "a health treatment for the convent's pigs" and other farm animals.

As a public service, we at the Rick and Len Show have come up with the signs that...

THE NUNS AT YOUR CHURCH MIGHT BE DEALING

If that thing on their heads isn't their only nasty habit...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If every time the priest burns some of their special "incense" more people take communion just because the have the munchies...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If the special incense smells remarkably like sensemillia...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If the priests with the red, watery eyes are Father Cheech and Father Chong...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If the beads on their rosaries look suspiciously like seeds...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If the angels you have heard on high, ARE high...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If at communion, they’ve swapped the body and blood of Christ for the brownie and blood of Christ...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If instead of the sermon being about how "he who is without sin may cast the first stone" the priest sermonizes that "he who is without sin may be the first to GET stoned" ...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If the scripture they're always quoting seems to be chapter 4 verse 20...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If their holy water fountain sounds like a bong...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

And if they claim their acre of pot is for "treating pigs"...the nuns at your church are definitely dealing.
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jun 14th 2010

Join the Fox Valley's Copper Box at Waterfest in Oshkosh this Thursday, June 17th as they shot video for the band's first ever DVD.
Click here to get a great deal from Copper Box and Waterfest...a copy of the DVD and free admission to the show!
Get there early with your dancing shoes on! Copper Box plays at 7 p.m. followed by The Little River Band!
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jun 11th 2010
For an amusing look at the BP mess, check out this video from the Upright Citizens Brigade.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAa0gd7ClM&feature=player_embedded
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jun 11th 2010

If this photo doesn't piss you off, I'm not sure what does.
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jun 11th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...Joleen Stupar of Sheboygan who was arrested after she was found slumped over the steering wheel of her parked mini van with a blood alcohol level of .39, nearly five times the legal limit...and her 3-year-old child in the back seat. Stupar then reportedly threatened to kill the officer who was taking her to the hospital for a blood draw. When he explained the reason for the blood draw was to see if she was intoxicated, Stupar responded, "Oh I’m intoxicated. I'll tell you that much!"

It was Stupar's THIRD DUI...ALL with blood alcohol levels of over 0.3.

So,

For driving her 3-year-old around while acting about as responsible of a 2-year-old.
exactly!

And for violating the first rule of Wisconsin parenting that when you're driving your children around drunk, you can only be as many times over the legal limit as the child's age.

We are proud to name Joleen Stupar of Sheboygan as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
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jun 10th 2010
Though, to be honest, I doubt you're going to get mentioned in your grandchildren's history text book. Tonight through Saturday night Jessi Campbell will be appearing at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton and she'll be recording the shows for her upcoming CD. She's one of a number of comic that have recorded CDs at the Skyline in recent months.

Why? Because Skyline audiences are smart enough to laugh in the right places!!!!!

Tonight is WAPL night. Mention that when you make your reservation at 920-734-JOKE and those crazy bastards at Skyline will give you 2 for 1 admission! SERIOUSLY!!!

If you don't like saving money, see Jessi Friday or Saturday night at Skyline. Mention WAPL when you make your reservation for either of those nights and those crazy bastards at Skyline will give you 1 for 1 admission! SERIOUSLY!

And make sure you tune into the Rick and Len Show Friday morning around 8 to hear Jessi. It may be the closest Rick gets to a real, live human female this year, so you don't want to miss that.

Here's a little sample of Jessi Campbell to tide you over....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqg3XHrrwyE
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jun 10th 2010
A number of people are claiming that Sarah Palin has gotten breast implants. Here's a pick from last year on the left and a picture of her taken at the Belmont Stakes last weekend on the right.

What do you think? did she or didn't she?
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jun 8th 2010

http://www.twitvid.com/WUH7D
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jun 8th 2010
What do you think? Some say that you can see a 30-ish Barrack Obama in the 1993 video for one of the most annoying songs ever, Whoomp, There It Is by Tag Team. Take a look. The Obama-ish guy can be seen at the 1:01 mark.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FPimCmbX8
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jun 7th 2010
So thats how altar boys have their hair parted down the middle! I thought so.
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jun 7th 2010
Cool. Now I can give away my old set of Pong.
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jun 7th 2010
If the Sunday morning bloody Mary drink has a string hanging out of it you may be in a bad bar?
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jun 7th 2010
Maybe she thought she was trying out for the show Gone In 60 Seconds?
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jun 6th 2010
This is the actual cover of the current issue of Vermont Catholic magazine, the monthly publication put out by the Diocese of Burlington.

Some pictures just don't need captions.
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jun 5th 2010
Little minds in evil acts! lol When they ask him in jail, "What are you in here for?". And he replies, "Wearing diapers.". OMG hells gonna break loose!
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jun 4th 2010
Tune into the Rick and Len Show in the week ahead. All R&L Show contest winners will get into a drawing to win a Nintendo Wii System with both Wii Sports and the new Wii Sports Resort!
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jun 4th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...20-year-old Dillon Makuski of Amherst who, this week, was convicted on charges relating to a burglary back in September. According to the police report, Makuski broke into a home because he likes to wear diapers and thought there might be some in the house. While searching Makuski, a deputy allegedly found six dirty diapers in his pockets, along with a large diaper he was wearing. Makuski told the deputy he got the diapers from a different house that he did not break into.

So,

For stealing dirty diapers instead of dirty panties like any real self-respecting pervert.

For claiming he got the diapers from a home that he didn't break into which is an explanation that might be as full of crap as the pilfered Pampers in his pockets.

For being an adult who wears diapers making him just a set of suspenders away from being Larry King.

We are proud to name the dirty diaper desperado, Dillon Makuski as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week!
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jun 4th 2010
http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2010/06/this_is_not_how_youre_supposed.php
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jun 3rd 2010
GAWKER.com found something interesting. There is a website called "Help a Reporter Out" where journalists can turn to other journalists looking for help on troublesome stories. This week, a reporter at CNN turned to the site looking for help on a story he was working on about "The Good Side of the Oil Spill". Well, isn't he Mr. Glass Half Full!. I was amused by some of the suggestions made by readers on Gawker.com and took some of their suggestions and added a few of my own to compose this list of...

THE TOP TEN GOOD THINGS ABOUT THE GULF OF MEXICO OIL SPILL

10. Promotes less energy use by discouraging vacations to Florida and the Gulf Coast.

9. Provides Dawn dish-washing liquid with the perfect green ad campaign.

8. Allows rainbows to occur ON the ocean, rather than above it.

7. Orthodox Jews will be less tempted to eat shrimp.

6. Will save scientists indexing and cataloging all the species living in the gulf a lot of time.

5. Increased bird viscosity for maximum performance!

4. One good hurricane and nothing on the gulf coast is going to squeak or rust for years.

3. Finally some great porn quality photos for oil-covered sea-lion fetishists.

2. Providing much needed lubrication for gay pelicans.

1. If the oil continues to flow, it could cover the entire ocean, killing off all marine life eventually leading to the to the extinction of man saving us from having to ever again watch CNN.
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jun 3rd 2010
Tom Selleck announced this week that they're working on a new sequel to the 1980's hit THREE MEN AND A BABY. Just what the world has been waiting for. They apparently talked about doing the sequel 5 years ago but at the time, Steve Guttenberg said he was too busy. Really? Really? Really??????


To the best of my knowledge, the last time Steve Guttenberg was busy...

Pam Anderson was still an A-cup.

It was still possible to tell Joan Rivers from the Crypt Keeper.

Rick Ocasek was having hits with The Cars, not parking them.

Don Majkowski was still asking his barber, "how do you think it would look if you cut it short in front and left it long in back"?

Kirstie Alley was getting thong modeling offers.

A hit by Bobby Brown referred to a song not a contusion on Whitney Houston.

Tom Mahoney owned a comb.

Elton John was straight, Michael Jackson was black and Rick Astley was cool.

Beetlejuice still referred to a movie starring Michael Keaton not the contents of Paul McCartney's colostomy bag.
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