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jun 22nd 2010
What do you think? Worst idea for a porn ever...or the best? (Video is safe for work!)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVSIV2TwMj4
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jun 22nd 2010

There's a new website that randomly pairs members of congress and you vote for who's "sexier".

While it's clearly a sign of the apocalypse, give it a click!
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jun 21st 2010
June 6th City of Glendale
A resident on North Ames Terrace reported someone entered his garage and stole five cases of expired Wrigley's gum.

June 14th City of Beaver Dam
A man called police to report that someone had broken out a basement window from his home on Fourth Street to steal some water bottles.

June 12th Village of Allouez
A 24-year-old man, who claimed he was in the Army, threw a planter through the front door window of Residence Inn. The man said he broke the window because he was locked out his room and the front desk clerk would not open the door.

June 1at Town of Menasha
A female resident on Wheeler Road reported finding a man sleeping in the back seat of her car. Officers made contact with the 31-year-old man, who said he was trying to get home from a party and couldn't remember how he had gotten to the area or where he was. Police gave the man a ride home.

June 16th City of Beaver Dam
Police responded to an anonymous report of a boy on Spring Street riding a homemade scooter being pulled by dogs.

June 4th City of Menasha
A woman on Third Street reported that her 29-year-old daughter was causing problems again, and she wanted something done about it.

June 10th Village of Winneconne
A 49-year-old Maple Street resident called police claiming someone entered his unlocked home and turned on a kitchen faucet full blast to flood his apartment after he left for work. When police arrived on the scene they found the caller, who was intoxicated, calmly sitting at a table eating potato chips with water everywhere. He was intent on filing a report so his landlord would not blame him for the damage.

June 15th City of Oshkosh
Police received a phone call from an extremely upset tenant of an East Irving Street duplex who discovered a slithering four-foot long corn snake while she was doing laundry in her basement.

June 13th City of Waupaca
Police responded to a report of a pine tree behind the Gateway Senior Housing that appears to be burning. Responding officers found a man in the act... of roasting marshmallows.
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jun 21st 2010
WARNING: NOT FOR THE WEAK OF HEART OR STOMACH. Check out this video of a mother teaching her children proper strip club behavior!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9a2zPlcV-s
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jun 18th 2010
This coming week, everybody who wins one of our Rick and Len Show contests or has their tune chosen as The Best F$#%ing Song of All Time will get into a drawing for tickets to see Star Wars In Concert at the Resch Center July 3rd and all 6 Star Wars DVDs and all 6 Star Wars soundtrack CDs.

Buy your tickets by clicking here.

And behold the shear, unadulterated awesomeness of the production in this video!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG9TCmw3uKA

Click here to enter your Best F$#%ing Song of All Time!
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jun 18th 2010
In the week ahead, tune into the Rick and Len Show to win one of our BANG AND A BRAT prize packages that each include a $25 gift certificate from Fat Cat Fireworks AND a Big Ass Brat.

How big is a Big Ass Brat? Would you believe 7 pounds, 16 inches long and 4 inches in diameter? There's about 50 servings per Big Ass Brat! Click here to order your own Big Ass Brat or Big Ass Hot Dog for your Independence Day weekend!

And make sure you check out their very informative (and hilarious) commercial below.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfA_L_zfqiU
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jun 18th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...60-year-old Lloyd Pitzen of Oshkosh, a registered sex offender who has been banned from the Neenah Public Library after some patrons reported him allegedly lurking about, staring at children and fondling himself. Pitzen faced accusations of similar behavior at the Neenah Public Library back in December.

So,

For actions that could have made the library's "decimal system" even more "Dewey".

For not understanding that just because it may have been children's story time, that's no excuse for him Jack'n the Beanstalk.

And for not borrowing any books from the library but still checking out Moby Dick.

We are proud to name Lloyd Pitzen of Oshkosh, only the 3rd person in 22 years to get banned from the Neenah Public Library as this week’s Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
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jun 17th 2010


You can help get northeast Wisconsin's Annex into an opening slot at the Kiss concert September 2nd at the Marcus Amphitheatre!
Click here to vote. As of 6/17, Annex was in the lead but not by much.
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jun 17th 2010
Daniel Kinno, the funniest comic to ever come out of Minsk, Russia (as far as we know) joins us Friday morning at 8 on the Rick and Len Show. See Daniel at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton. Tonight: WAPL night for god sake! WAPL NIGHT! So, get off your lazy ass and head to the Skyline. Just for making the effort, you'll get 2 for 1 admission. Just mention WAPL when you make your reservation at 920-734-JOKE.

If you hate saving money, see Daniel on Friday or Saturday. It'll be full price...and full of laughter! (and even full price is frickin' cheap!)

Here's a taste:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD5alwpj7i8
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jun 16th 2010
SURPRISES IN LAST NIGHT'S OBAMA SPEECH ABOUT THE OIL SPILL

10. Spent the entire speech chain smoking Newports.

9. Announced he was putting Vince, the Shamwow guy, in charge of the clean up.

8. Challenged BP head Tony Hayward to naked oil wrestle him in the Gulf.

7. Made inappropriate joke about the size of his tar balls.

6. Admitted the reason the Gore's have split is he's banging Tipper like a cheap gong.

5. Referred repeatedly to Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh as "Sweet Lips" and "Thunder Thighs".

4. Tried to distract nation from the on-going crisis by getting Joe Biden to shoot an old man in the face.

3. Spent nearly 40 minutes giving out fast and easy recipes for petroleum soaked clams.

2. Held up an oil soaked wad of paper. Claimed it was his birth certificate.

1. Admitted "No, we cant".
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jun 16th 2010

And couple of the year!
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jun 16th 2010
This morning, we were talking about a reported Bigfoot sighting in Cleveland County, North Carolina. Here's the full news report featuring the eyewitness report of the guy who thought the Bigfoot "had beautiful hair".


http://www.wcnc.com/home/Big-Foot-spotting-in-Cleveland-County-96348919.html
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jun 15th 2010

Did you hear, BP is putting a wedding ring on the pipe that keeps spewing the oil in the Gulf? It's the only they can think to get it to stop putting out.
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jun 14th 2010
May 15th City of Chilton
An assist was requested on Chestnut Street where a caller told police a man was lying on the ground near the fire hydrant. He looked like he was asleep, but the passerby didn't want to check.

May 16th City of Appleton
A Rosebud Lane caller reported to police that a can of chopped chicken was thrown on their son's car.

June 1st City of Menasha
A woman reported that someone wrote "UR GAY" with a "clear-type liquid" on the north exterior wall of her duplex.

June 9th Town of Trenton
An elderly man reported seeing two large unexploded bombs in a farm field off of Cortes Road. When officers arrived on the scene, they found the bombs to be two large bottles...one filled with water and the other...with Pepsi.

May 11th city of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported a man spray painting a house near the intersection of 12th Street South and Chestnut Street. He painted the word "garage" on the house but apparently left before painting the word "house" on the garage.

May 13th Town of Menasha
Officers were sent to a residence on Bonheur Court on a loud noise complaint. They observed several people inside, but no one answered the door. It was learned that there were several juveniles in the home and officers contacted a parent, who also refused to allow officers to enter. Officers contacted the residents the following day and an 18-year...old male was issued a citation for...making a loud noise.

June 12th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police received a report of a dead body lying along the shore of the Wisconsin River. By the time police arrived, the body had apparently gotten up and walked away.
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jun 14th 2010
Police in Uganda say they are investigating the origins of a huge marijuana crop found in the garden of a convent.

Police officials said investigators discovered a marijuana plantation covering an entire acre of land in the gardens of the convent.

One of the nuns was quoted as saying that the marijuana was used as "a health treatment for the convent's pigs" and other farm animals.

As a public service, we at the Rick and Len Show have come up with the signs that...

THE NUNS AT YOUR CHURCH MIGHT BE DEALING

If that thing on their heads isn't their only nasty habit...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If every time the priest burns some of their special "incense" more people take communion just because the have the munchies...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If the special incense smells remarkably like sensemillia...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If the priests with the red, watery eyes are Father Cheech and Father Chong...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If the beads on their rosaries look suspiciously like seeds...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If the angels you have heard on high, ARE high...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If at communion, they’ve swapped the body and blood of Christ for the brownie and blood of Christ...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If instead of the sermon being about how "he who is without sin may cast the first stone" the priest sermonizes that "he who is without sin may be the first to GET stoned" ...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If the scripture they're always quoting seems to be chapter 4 verse 20...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If their holy water fountain sounds like a bong...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

And if they claim their acre of pot is for "treating pigs"...the nuns at your church are definitely dealing.
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jun 14th 2010

Join the Fox Valley's Copper Box at Waterfest in Oshkosh this Thursday, June 17th as they shot video for the band's first ever DVD.
Click here to get a great deal from Copper Box and Waterfest...a copy of the DVD and free admission to the show!
Get there early with your dancing shoes on! Copper Box plays at 7 p.m. followed by The Little River Band!
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jun 11th 2010
For an amusing look at the BP mess, check out this video from the Upright Citizens Brigade.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAa0gd7ClM&feature=player_embedded
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jun 11th 2010

If this photo doesn't piss you off, I'm not sure what does.
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jun 11th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...Joleen Stupar of Sheboygan who was arrested after she was found slumped over the steering wheel of her parked mini van with a blood alcohol level of .39, nearly five times the legal limit...and her 3-year-old child in the back seat. Stupar then reportedly threatened to kill the officer who was taking her to the hospital for a blood draw. When he explained the reason for the blood draw was to see if she was intoxicated, Stupar responded, "Oh I’m intoxicated. I'll tell you that much!"

It was Stupar's THIRD DUI...ALL with blood alcohol levels of over 0.3.

So,

For driving her 3-year-old around while acting about as responsible of a 2-year-old.
exactly!

And for violating the first rule of Wisconsin parenting that when you're driving your children around drunk, you can only be as many times over the legal limit as the child's age.

We are proud to name Joleen Stupar of Sheboygan as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
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jun 10th 2010
Though, to be honest, I doubt you're going to get mentioned in your grandchildren's history text book. Tonight through Saturday night Jessi Campbell will be appearing at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton and she'll be recording the shows for her upcoming CD. She's one of a number of comic that have recorded CDs at the Skyline in recent months.

Why? Because Skyline audiences are smart enough to laugh in the right places!!!!!

Tonight is WAPL night. Mention that when you make your reservation at 920-734-JOKE and those crazy bastards at Skyline will give you 2 for 1 admission! SERIOUSLY!!!

If you don't like saving money, see Jessi Friday or Saturday night at Skyline. Mention WAPL when you make your reservation for either of those nights and those crazy bastards at Skyline will give you 1 for 1 admission! SERIOUSLY!

And make sure you tune into the Rick and Len Show Friday morning around 8 to hear Jessi. It may be the closest Rick gets to a real, live human female this year, so you don't want to miss that.

Here's a little sample of Jessi Campbell to tide you over....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqg3XHrrwyE
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