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jun 8th 2009
Poison's Bret Michaels was injured Sunday night performing at the Tony Awards. Yes, the Tony Awards! Take a look for yourself.

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jun 5th 2009
The folks at Fark.com recently challenged their followers to use Photoshop to create ads from classic album covers. Here are a few of my faves.

--Rick McNeal--





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jun 4th 2009

World famous Milwaukee guitarist Greg Koch and former Storyville lead singer Malford Milligan join us for a live in-studio performance Friday, June 5th at 9 a.m.
Greg is a wicked good stringer who has a deal with Fender to conduct clinics and demonstrations all over the world. He is now hooked up with Malford, who used to sing with the tremendous group Storyville. They did a legendary in-studio performance at WAPL back in 1996.
Tune in and then see them live at Cranky Pat's in Neenah! Click here to hear tracks form their new cd. Click here for info on the Cranky Pat's show.
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jun 4th 2009
Wisconsin native Jackie Kashian joins Rick and Len for the first time Friday (6.5) morning. She's appearing thru Saturday at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton. Thursday night is WAPL night. Mention that when you make your reservations and you get 2 for 1 admission.

Check out this clip from Jackie on last season's Last Comic Standing on NBC.


Last Comic Standing 2008
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jun 4th 2009
A U.S. District Court judge in California has tossed out a complaint filed by a woman who said she purchased Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries because she believed "crunchberries" were real fruit. Since the cereal didn't contain any real berries she beleives this constitutes fraud.

Aparently, Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries needs a warning for stupid people that reads "WARNING: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CRUNCHBERRIES.....DUMBASS!"

Here's some other products that should have warning labels to help stupid people.

FORD MUSTANG: Product is not really a horse.

BIRDSEYE FROZEN VEGETABLES: Does not contain actual bird’s eyes.

GERBER BABY FOOD: Made with only trace amounts of actual babies.

TROJAN CONDOMS: Not really manufactured or worn by ancient Greeks.

UNDERWOOD DEVILED HAM: Not associated with the devil, Satan, Beelzebub, Mephistopheles or any of their agents.

PEPPERIDGE FARM COOKIES: Cookies were baked. Not actually grown nor harvested on a farm.

MIRACLE WHIP SALAD DRESSING: While undeniably tasty, has not been recognized by the Catholic Church as an inexplicable phenomena that can only be explained by divine intervention.

POP-TARTS: Not made from real strumpets.
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jun 4th 2009

The Kyle Megna Band from Kaukauna has beat out 800 other bands to become one of 4 finalist bands competing for a spot on the Briggs and Stratton stage at Summerfest. You can vote 10 times by clicking here . Do it before June 7th at 11:59pm and help them make a dream come true!
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jun 3rd 2009



So, a few days ago I told you about the website awkwardfamilyphotos.com. Well, I've become obsessed with the above photo from the site. I know very little about the photo other than these people are REALLY excited to be having their photo taken with everyone's favorite celebrity murderer.

For a couple days, I had the picture set as the background wallpaper on the computer I use in the studio. However, I had to take it off because I couldn't stop staring at it. I want to know more about these people. From their facial expressions, I just get the feeling each and everyone of them has a story. I feel like I could write a novel and populate it with these people. Allow me to describe who I think these folks are.

I'd say the woman in the front, in the yellowish coat is a 3rd grade teacher at a parochial school. She likes to think that despite her job, she's a wild party chick. In reality, one Zima and she's out for the count.

I don't know anything about the guy with the beard, but he's needed back at the '60's mad scientist movie he wandered out of, pronto! I just hope those are his own sunglasses he's wearing, because if he's just in the process of returning them to O.J.'s ex-wife, they might as well start measuring him for a body bag now.

The woman with the curly hair, glasses and questionable dental work, closet to O.J., is a 61 year old retired hotel maid who has harbored a latent desire for a little "jungle love" since she sprouted her first pube and is using this, her first time close to a black man to "get a little of the strange". She may look like somebody's grandmother, but while everybody else is smiling because they are saying "cheese", she's smiling because, on the down low, she's grinding her inflamed lady parts against The Juice's built-in juice maker.

The guy in the cap, over O.J.'s left shoulder, isn't with the rest of these people. He was just going door to door to inform people that he's moved into their neighborhood, as the judge required, saw a crowd and wandered over to see if he could find any pre-pubescent boys with sweet tooths who could keep a secret.

The guy in the back wearing the Stetson-like hat is barely aware he's being photographed. He's too busy hoping to himself that people think the hat makes him look enough like Indiana Jones that they won't guess that he has a tiny penis.

The three guys in front of the hat guy, blue and yellow coat guy, Jim Carrey teeth guy and red shirt guy, just stumbled upon this scene when their Pride Parade took a wrong turn when someone got wind of a lube sale at the local Manhole Toy Emporium.

The girl in front of O.J., in a black coat with suspiciously perfect teeth is obviously a space alien. A pretty space alien. But a space alien, non-the-less. She and her saucer have just landed and she was dispatched to find a suitable subject for a good old fashioned anal probing. From the look on the face of the kid in front of her, she's found her man. Apparently, she gave him his first beer to make it hurt less.

I'm not sure what the deal is with the girl to anal boy's left, but despite her powder blue fleece jacket, I'm pretty sure she's really into leather. When you look at the photo it appears that she's looking right at you. Why? Because she is! And she's thinking about how much she'd like to make you eat a bug!

The girl on the extreme left of the photo, in light blue but out of focus is my favorite. I don't know what to say about her except I love her. Even blurry, she looks like she's sweet, personable, funny and a wild cat in the sack. Maybe it's just because most of the women I fall in love with look blurry, mainly because it usually only happens while I'm in an alcohol induced haze.

Finally, there's the guy to O.J.'s right, pointing at The Juice and making a face. He's just a douchebag.

Of course, these are all just my crazed impressions. As I say, I don't really know anything about these people but there's just something about this photo that makes me feel like I do. I'm sure they are, in reality, all fine, decent, upstanding folks. Well, fine, decent, upstanding folks who enjoy being photographed with a murderer! --Rick McNeal--
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jun 2nd 2009
See how many of these 100 rock riffs you can name. Amazing!

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jun 2nd 2009

A man who has spent the last 15 years volunteering as a clown died this past week in Ohio leaving some big shoes to fill. According to his local newspaper, Beppo the Clown was accorded "the highest honor a clown can receive". He was “carried to his resting spot by his fellow clowns.” Nice!
Rick and Len Speculated what the rest of the funeral ceremony was like.
TIMELINE OF THE BOPPO THE CLOWN FUNERAL.


11:00am: The hearse arrives at the cemetery.

11:05am: Boppo’s closest friends and colleagues, all 137 of them, get out of the backseat.

11:15am: While admiring beautiful memorial flower arrangements, mourners are squirted in the eyes with water.

11:30am: Mourners learn that plans for a closed casket have been stymied by Boppo’s size 18 feet.

11:40am: A distant relative from “out west” is so grief stricken, he won’t even get out of his barrel.

11:45am: A woman with thick pancake make-up and garish red lipstick, who most assumed was the widow, informs people she’s not a clown, but rather a reporter covering the event for NBC26.

11:50am: It is pointed out that being a clown and being an NBC26 reporter are not mutually exclusive.

Noon: The minister delivers the eulogy, summing up Boppo’s life with quote from the Gospel according to Chuckles. “A little song. A little dance. A little seltzer in your pants”.

12:05pm: A woman who looks suspiciously like Mary Tyler Moore is escorted from the service in hysterics.

12:15pm: Relative from France is asked to speak. Instead, says nothing despite appearing to be trapped in a box.

12:30pm: Funeral concludes with 21 seltzer bottle salute.

12:45pm: All will depart cemetery for reception lunch of rubber chicken and cream pies which instead of being served on a plate will just been thrown directly into mourners faces.
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jun 2nd 2009





If you still haven't seen Sascha Baron Cohen in his guise as gay fashionista Bruno land nuts first on Eminem at the MTV Movie Awards, check out the video below. Or just delight at the look on Em's face in these slow-motion screen captures.

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may 28th 2009
A new airline is launching this month. Jet America will be offering fares for as low as $9.00. Yes, $9.00!!! From places like Newark, New Jersey to Toledo, Ohio. So you see, $9.00 may actually be over-priced!

But here's our signs that you're flying a cut-rate airline!

If you're not allowed to board the flight unless you can prove you've brought enough cash for your seat belt rental...you might be flying a cut rate airline.

If your plane can't land until the "ground crew" harvests a couple more rows of corn...you might be flying a cut rate airline.

If during sudden decompression of the cabin, the masks that drop down are ones left over from last Halloween...you might be flying a cut rate airline.

If, before boarding, instead of scanning you for metallic objects with high tech magnetic imaging equipment, the security agent just whacks you several times with a rusty wrench and listens for clanking sounds...you might be flying a cut rate airline.

If they cancel the beverage service because during some turbulence the refreshment cart was rocked so hard they spilled all the Kool-ade...you might be flying a cut rate airline.

If the nuts they pass out as snacks are ones they cut off passengers on a previous $9 flight...you might be flying a cut rate airline.

If instead of offering a blockbuster movie during the flight, they just show public domain news footage from 9-11...you might be flying a cut rate airline.

If in the event of a "water landing" the plane’s only available floatation devices are the implants on the pre-op transsexual flight attendants...you’re definitely flying a cut rate airline.
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may 26th 2009
They're winners of the World Beard and Moustache Championships....and SINGLE!!!!!


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may 26th 2009


Sure, Ryan Seacrest claims to be straight, but dude, you're looking at thecamera! The camera! I'm just saying, most the straight guys I know would have their eyes somewhere else (and probably thinking about a motorboat)! I'm just saying!
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may 26th 2009
If you've never seen the original trailer for the cult classic This Is Spinal Tap, take a look! It's mandatory viewing before attending Little Chute's Cheese Fest June 5th - 7th!

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may 26th 2009






Saturday I was reading the new issue of Entertainment Weekly and it mentioned a website called Awkwardfamilyphotos.com.

With a little time on my hands this weekend, I checked it out.Skimming over somebody else's family snapshots is not generally my idea of a good time. However, many of these shots made me laugh out out. In many cases, I can't even tell you why. Check out some of the samples above, then check out the site! You might add a few of your own! -Rick-
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may 21st 2009
Dobie "Mr. Lucky" Maxwell returns to the Rick and Len Show tomorrow morning at 8:00 (5.22).

But you can see him tonight (5.21) at the Skyline Comedy Cafe with 2 for 1 admission! Why? It's WAPL night. Mention that to the nice person who answers the phone when you call 734-JOKE to make your reservations and you'll get stuck paying for your admission while they let your cheap-ass friend or relative in for free.

Bastards!

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may 21st 2009
A 66 year old British woman is going to be giving birth in the Ukraine. As a public service of the Rick and Len Show, here's some signs....

YOU MIGHT BE TOO OLD TO BE GIVING BIRTH…

If your newborn has to learn to change your diaper before you learn to change his…you might be too old to be giving birth.

If instead of crying during the birth, your baby comes out sneezing from all the dust…you might be too old to be giving birth.

If the only thing you and your newborn have in common is the inability to chew solid foods…you might be too old to be giving birth.

If you can’t breast feed your new born because your milk is a quarter century past it's expiration date…you might be too old to be giving birth.

If you can't breast feed your new born without fear of bumping him in the head with your knee...you might be too old to be giving birth.

If your obstetrician opts for a cesarean birth just so your baby doesn’t have to fight through cobwebs to get out...you might be too old to be giving birth.

If chances are pretty good that your hip will break before your water does...you might be too old to be giving birth.

If you ever find yourself confusing your diaper bag with your colostomy bag...you might be too old to be giving birth.

If you’re hoping the baby is a boy just so you can name him Matlock...you are definitely too old to be giving birth.
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may 19th 2009

The 5th Annual Steel Bridge Songfest returns to Sturgeon Bay and surrounding communities June 11-14 with a host of musicians uniting in the effort to restore and maintain the historic Michigan Street Bridge over the shipping channel.There will be more than 150 performers at 15 venues, including the main "Take it to the Bridge" concerts on Saturday and Sunday, June 13th and 14th in downtown Sturgeon Bay. Click here for tickets and more info.
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may 14th 2009
Len's off Friday. He's golfing and he's pissed! Pissed because he's not going to be around when the very funny Darryl Lenox joins us in the studio. Darryl will be on the show at 8:00am Friday morning but don't wait around to find out how funny he is. Check him out tonight (Thursday) at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton.

Thursday is WAPL night. Mention that when you make your reservation and it's 2 for 1 admission! Or check him out Friday or Saturday nights. Make your reservations at 920-734-JOKE.


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may 6th 2009
Packer #1 draft pick B.J. Raji was asked to sign a hundred rookie cards with a pic from his college days as a member of the Boston College Eagles. We think he intended to sign them "Soar Eagles".

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