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jul 26th
GROOMED FOR A LIFE OF CRIME
Did you hear about the Fond du Lac wedding this past weekend that lead to 1 noise complaint, 3 domestic disputes, 1 bar fight and a car crash? The Fond du Lac Reporter has all the details but we were wondering, what exactly are the signs your marriage might be off to a bad start?

If you have to pawn your wedding gifts to bail out the mother of the bride...your marriage might be off to a bad start.

If your wedding has started more fights than a case of cheap Irish whiskey...your marriage might be off to a bad start.

If you remember the date of your first anniversary because that\'s the day your best man is getting paroled...your marriage might be off to a bad start.

If by the end of the reception, fewer of your guests have shared the wedding cake than are now sharing a cell with Lindsey Lohan...your marriage might be off to a bad start.

If by the time you say "I do", there are more people in hand cuffs than at a bondage party at George Michael\'s house...your marriage might be off to a bad start.

If instead of clinking their glasses to get the bride and groom to kiss, guests just bang their tin cups against the bars on their cell doors...your marriage might be off to a bad start.

If the priest presiding over the ceremony changes the words "You may kiss the bride" to "LET\'S GET READY TO RUMBLE"...your marriage might be off to a bad start.

If you choose to get married in a church with a priest but all the guests ended up at a courthouse with a judge...your marriage might be off to a bad start.

If the bride has her "something old, something new, and something borrowed" but the "something blue" is the flashing lights atop the squad car that keeps carting away the wedding guests...your marriage might be off to a bad start.

If your guests account for a noise complaint, three domestic disputes, a tavern fight and a hit-and-run crash...your marriage is definitely off to a bad start.