
OTHER SHOCKING REVELATIONS ABOUT THE MUPPETS
10. Big Bird…hangs out at waysides begging burly truckers to pluck him hard.
9. Animal…a debilitating head injury made him a vegetable before dying and becoming a mineral.
8. Elmo…Forget the tickling…only thing that makes him giggle is his annual prostate exam.
7. Dr. Bunson Honeydew…charged with unintentional manslaughter after Beeker was killed in an explosion in his illegal meth lab.
6. Cookie Monster…a group of Girl Scout accused him of inappropriately touching their Dose-Se-Does.
5. Kermit…has dangerously high cholesterol caused by 30 years of eating pork.
4. Ernie…left Bert for brief, torrid affair with Ricky Martin.
3. Oscar the Grouch…was recently arrested for soliciting a undercover officer to stick things in his can.
2. The Swedish Chef…was actually born in Kenya, yet despite pleas from Donald Trump refuses to release actual birth certificate.
1. Fozzie Bear…chunks of a couple hikers who went missing in Yellowstone found in his stool.












