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jan 22nd 2016


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…29-year-old Sara Windom of Baraboo who after being questioned by police at a gas station early Saturday drove off in the deputy's squad car. The deputy and a trooper were dealing with Windom and a man, both reportedly intoxicated, inside the BP gas station at about 4:20am. Windom then left the station, and when the deputy looked outside, he noticed his patrol vehicle was gone. A witness told the deputy that Windom got into the squad car and headed east on Interstate 90-94. The deputy and trooper pursued the stolen squad car in the trooper's vehicle eventually pulling Windom over and arresting her for her third alleged drunken driving offense and operating without the owner's consent.

So,

For finally making it clear that the reason the Circus World Museum is located in Baraboo is that the city is apparently populated with clowns.

For reportedly doing the worst thing you can do to a cop shy of burning down his favorite donut shop.

And for apparently having more balls than the pit at a McDonald’s Play Land.

We are proud to name Sara Windom of Baraboo who earned her third DUI after stealing a deputy's squad car while allegedly drunk as this week's Rick's and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:27 am Comment On This Post

jan 22nd 2016
We don't normally think of the late David Bowie as be being funny. However, a recording of him doing impressions of Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, Tom Waits, Lou Reed, Anthony Newley, Iggy Pop and Neil Young surfaced this week. Pretty funny. But how is is John Madden?
posted by: Rick and Len at 7:21 am Comment On This Post

jan 18th 2016

January 14th Wisconsin Dells
A vegan woman called the police and reported that a friend tricked her into eating a strip of bacon. The friend justified his actions by stating that he was tired of her "constantly talking about how great being a vegan was." No charges are being pressed as the woman discovered she greatly enjoyed the taste.

January 7th Village of Germantown
Police responded to a residence after a caller reported loud noises coming from his neighbor's house at about 7pm. Police spoke to the neighbor, who said he was just singing along to Pearl Jam. He was told about the complaint and agreed to use headphones. Police responded to the residence again about an hour later after another neighbor reported someone was yelling loudly inside the home. They headphones didn't make the singing along to Pearl Jam any quieter.

December 29th Town of Menasha
A 66-year-old man on Easy Street was cited for damage to property after he had gotten into an argument with another man that was plowing snow at a residence as he believed that the snow was being pushed too close to his home and potentially causing damage. The man yelled at the plow driver and pounded on his truck causing a dent.

January 7th City of Franklin
A 23-year-old man was taken into custody after he allegedly exposed his penis to employees at a bakery. It was reportedly no long john.

January 5th City of Franklin
Two 22-year-old men and a 21-year-old man were taken into custody for disorderly conduct after they smashed a gallon of milk, threw an egg and opened packages of Gummy Savers and ate them in Walmart.

January 9th City of Brookfield
A woman called police to report that while she was going up to receive communion at St. Dominic’s Catholic Church somebody stole her purse.

December 30th City of Menomonee Falls
Police and emergency personnel responded to a house fire. The fire reportedly started after the homeowner cleaned out his fireplace and placed the hot ashes in a garbage bag full of Christmas wrapping paper.

January 1st City of Waukesha
A caller reported juveniles were "up to no good" with one of them lying underneath a pickup truck in an underground parking garage. Responding officers found six 13-year-old girls playing hide-and-seek.

January 3rd City of Waukesha
A caller reported their neighbors were being loud. The people in the apartment were just upset over the Green Bay Packers losing to the Minnesota Vikings on Sunday Night Football. Police determined the noise wasn't excessive considering the circumstances.


January 14th City of Wisconsin Rapids
An anonymous caller told police that a man wearing flannel was “walking on water” by the boat landing.

January 14th City of Beaver Dam
Someone on North Spring Street notified police that they witnessed a man and woman who were arguing about ice cream.

December 1st City of Verona
Police were called to rescue a plastic, light-up Santa Claus lawn decoration from a basketball hoop.

posted by: Rick and Len at 11:58 am Comment On This Post

jan 15th 2016


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…. 58-year-old Steven Grimm, who was responsible for a lockdown of Manitowoc Lincoln High School yesterday morning. According to police, after a long night of drinking and drugging, Grimm allegedly began to think he was a knight and thought the school was a castle. After entering the school, Grimm reportedly became combative with members of the custodial staff who attempted to stop him from climbing to the top of the castle’s, I mean, the top of the school’s tower. Grimm told officers that being a knight in a castle, he just wanted to get to the highest part of the structure. Students and staff waited in the auditorium and cafeteria until about 8 a.m. at which time the school was deemed safe and classes resumed as usual.

So, 

For committing an act that could get him locked up in jail…or more appropriately…a dungeon.

For thinking he was a knight yesterday morning which would gone well with my ass because it was a dragon.

For claiming to be a knight, which might be true since his behavior makes him seem like he could be Sir…Tifiable.

We are proud to name Steven Grimm of Manitowoc as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:14 am Comment On This Post

jan 13th 2016


SURPRISES FROM LAST NIGHT’S STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS

10. President Obama found Speaker of the House Paul Ryan's hot, moist breath on his neck oddly reassuring.

9. Thanks to an inflatable donut shaped cushion, Joe Biden made it through the whole speech without reapplying Preparation H.

8. I really missed John Boehner’s leathery, tear-covered, Cheeto colored face.

7. Falling temperatures outside of the capitol building still much warmer than Senator Marco Rubio’s cold, dead eyes.



6. Only some of the cutaway shots to Bernie Sanders and John McCain looked like ads for enlarged prostate medication.

5. After standing in line for two hours to get in, Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson was extremely disappointed to learn he was not at the 8:10 showing of The Force Awakens.

4. Senator Ted Cruz was unable to attend due to it being his night to rub his mother's feet.

3. Despite numerous partisan applause breaks, none were loud enough to wake Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg. (dipping in the wine again like last year or she came as Bill Cosby's date)

2. For at least the last third of the speech, Paul Ryan was clinically dead.



1. For someone as anti-gay as former Kentucky County Clerk Kim Davis, she showed up for the speech dressed like a lesbian hillbilly.



posted by: Rick and Len at 10:37 am Comment On This Post

jan 12th 2016


CRAZY THINGS RICK WOULD DO IF HE WON THE 1.5 BILLION DOLLAR POWERBALL

10. Hire a skilled optical surgeon to put ten years of tears back into Jay Cutler’s eyes.

9. Pay the creator of Pop Tarts to create Mom Tarts to finally put an end to 50 years of sexist Kellogg’s toaster pastries.  

8. Pay to develop a moist towelette powerful enough to permanently wipe that smug grin off the face of the so called affluenza kid.

7. Establish a charity that gives ugly lower back tattoos to elderly men called Gramp Stamps.

6. Convene a team of the world’s leading hair growth specialists to determine why Joe Buck’s efforts to grow a beard make him look like a blotchy, molting werewolf.

5. Restore much needed respect to the third digit of our numerical system by starting to market THREE percent milk and number THREE lead pencils.

4. Establish a branch of the Secret Service responsible solely for arresting and detaining people who knowingly fart in elevators.

3. Buy so many Packer neckties it makes Cameron Moreland's puny head explode.

2. Begin a worldwide support group staffed by the most gifted therapists to assist people mentally scarred by their inability to find a Coke bottle with their name on it.

1. Ask for it all in pennies just to piss them off.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:29 am Comment On This Post

jan 12th 2016


CRAZY THINGS RICK WOULD DO IF HE WON THE 1.4 BILLION DOLLAR POWERBALL

10. Hire a skilled optical surgeon to put ten years of tears back into Jay Cutler’s eyes.

9. Pay the creator of Pop Tarts to create Mom Tarts to finally put an end to 50 years of sexist Kellogg’s toaster pastries.  

8. Pay to develop a moist towelette powerful enough to permanently wipe that smug grin off the face of the so called affluenza kid.

7. Establish a charity that gives ugly lower back tattoos to elderly men called Gramp Stamps.

6. Convene a team of the world’s leading hair growth specialists to determine why Joe Buck’s efforts to grow a beard make him look like a blotchy, molting werewolf.

5. Restore much needed respect to the third digit of our numerical system by starting to market THREE percent milk and number THREE lead pencils.

4. Establish a branch of the Secret Service responsible solely for arresting and detaining people who knowingly fart in elevators.

3. Buy so many Packer neckties it makes Cameron Moreland's puny head explode.

2. Begin a worldwide support group staffed by the most gifted therapists to assist people mentally scarred by their inability to find a Coke bottle with their name on it.

1. Ask for it all in pennies just to piss them off.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:29 am Comment On This Post

jan 11th 2016


January 7th City of Sheboygan
Police received a report of a man on 7th Street who had taken off his shoes and much of his clothing and was walking southbound in a snowsuit with his pants on his head.

December 23rd City of Menasha
A man on Racine Street reported to police that he got punched in the mouth for no reason. After talking to the man further, he admitted it was more like a slap than a punch. Eventually, the man admitted that it was more of a shove than a slap. According to police, there was no visible injury from the shove. The officer made contact with a man at the residence who stated the caller showed up intoxicated and was trying to pick a fight but nobody wanted anything to do with him so the caller was sent on his way.

December 27th City of Waukesha
A 14-year-old girl called police and reported that while she was home with three other children having a slumber party and someone was banging on her parents' garage door. Responding officers found it was the fathers of the children at the house who were trying to scare them. Both fathers were intoxicated and not very cooperative with officers.

December 28th City of Whitefish Bay
A 40-year-old man was arrested for disorderly conduct after he sprayed a neighbor with pepper spray because the neighbor blew some snow in his yard.

December 25th City of Menasha
Officers were called to a 2nd Street residence to investigate a loud music complaint between two roommates. The male party was intoxicated and wanted to dance to loud music, while the female wanted to just watch TV. Officers worked to find a solution for more than 20 minutes until male suddenly said that he wanted to leave for the night and called his brother to pick him up.

December 26th City of Waukesha
A caller thought a driver was intoxicated after seeing a slow moving vehicle up on the curb that had been swerving all over the road before striking the curb. Police found the woman was not impaired and that her slow and erratic driving was simply because she was looking at Christmas lights she had never seen before.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:13 am Comment On This Post

jan 8th 2016


December 21st North of Wisconsin Dells
A caller told police she is fearful of her husband, who went into a violent rage upon hearing a Nationwide Insurance commercial. Her husband then began screaming loudly, in an apparent effort to get "the tune" out of his head.

December 9th Town of Menasha
A Manitowoc Road resident called police to report the theft of a 42 inch inflatable Stuart from their yard.

December 21st City of Greenfield
A woman was spotted shoplifting several items at Target but fled the store before loss prevention security officers could stop her. The woman was arrested a short time later when she returned to the store to retrieve her purse that she accidentally left behind.

December 8th City of Wauwatosa
Police were called to Toppers pizza were a male customer was causing a disturbance. The man was reportedly upset because the pizzeria had not prepared his pizza despite him calling in an order ahead of time. The man finally left on his own accord and refused to take a free pizza Toppers had given him.

December 16th City of Franklin
An intoxicated 41-year-old Montello woman, staying at the Embassy Motel, was arrested after she called 911 asking for help and then refused to cooperate with the responding officers and disturbed other guests. When asked why she called 911, the Woman replied, "Because I am stupid".

December 24th City of Greenfield
A caller reported Satanist activity at a local business. The caller stated that when she quit working at the business about four-years ago the owner cast a spell on her and other employees. An officer attempted to call the business but it was closed for Christmas.

December 23rd City of Franklin
A caller reported the theft of a sheep from their outdoor nativity scene.

December 18th City of Waukesha
A woman called police and told them she has a secret admirer who has sent her jewelry, a cashmere sweater, and a computer. The caller told an officer she wants police to find out who has been sending the gifts. The officer informed the woman that finding secret admirers isn't a police matter.

December 20th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a possible domestic disturbance after a caller reported hearing a lot of screaming and a thumping sound. When police arrived they found a female who was yelling at her intoxicated husband to get into bed. Meanwhile, the man was lying on the floor naked with a bloody nose after falling to the ground while numerous agitated parakeets were loose and flying above him.

December 24th City of Oak Creek
An officer responding to a report of a suspicious person sitting inside a parked vehicle in front of a home on Christmas Eve discovered the occupant of the vehicle was...Santa Claus. Santa told police he was going to make an appearance at a Christmas party nearby and had parked his car down the road so the children at the party would not see him before he arrived.

December 22nd Village of Germantown
A woman reported her son was licked by a golden Labrador retriever while his bus was stopped at a residence. The owner of the dog was warned about letting his dog get on the school bus.

December 28th Village of Biron
A caller reported a man walking in the road, carrying a plate of food and making obscene gestures at passing drivers.

December 25th City of Beaver Dam
A 57-year-old woman called police to report that a man and woman were knocking on her door and singing Christmas carols. The woman told police she thought it seemed extremelly suspicious.

December 24th Dane County
Police were called to a bar after a patron became incensed and threw a beer bottle in the direction of the bartender's head when she changed the bar music from Black Sabbath to Christmas songs. As the culprit was being directed out of the bar before police arrived, he managed to pull down the Christmas tree, breaking several ornaments in the process.

December 31st City of Menasha
A Geneva Street resident called police because she was upset there was a mouse in her cupboard.

December City of Sheboygan
And 19th Street resident reported the neighbors were throwing footballs at their house. Moments later, the neighbors called and said the original caller was threatening to blow up their house.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:55 am Comment On This Post

jan 8th 2016


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Andrew Beltran, the 21-year-old Sheboygan man who was sentenced to 2 1/2 years in prison for leading police on a high speed chase that included blowing through several stop signs and traveling at speeds estimated by the officer to be 100 miles per hour or more…all with a seven week old baby in the minivan. Police eventually ended the chase for safety reasons as Beltran reportedly sped through a residential neighborhood. However, authorities connected Beltran to the crime after he began bragging to his friends about outrunning the police and posting details about the chase on social media.

So,

For outrunning police but being unable to outrun his own running mouth.

For putting a child in the most danger you can put them in since they locked up Jared.

For taking the baby on the ride of its life…then again, the baby is only seven weeks old…a half block trip to the Department of Motor Vehicles in a rusty stroller would have been the ride of its life.

We are proud to Andrew Beltran,  the 21-year-old Sheboygan man who was sentenced to prison for leading police on a high speed chase with a seven month baby in the car and then got busted for bragging about it on social media as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:35 am Comment On This Post