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jan 19th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Eric Burrows of Elkhart Lake, who pleaded guilty Tuesday to 2016 charges related to him allegedly putting a live python in his ex-girlfriend’s mailbox.

So,

For apparently not realizing that you should never put something in someone’s mailbox that can lick its own postage stamps.

For seemingly not knowing that tradition mail is frequently referred to as “snail mail” NOT “snake mail”.

And for not understanding that while sending a letter sealed with a kiss is romantic, sending one sealed with a HISS is not.

We are proud to name Eric Burrows, the Elkhart Lake serpent shipper as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:31 am Comment On This Post

jan 17th


OTHER MENTAL IMAGES AS DISTURBING AS THAT OF PRESIDENT TRUMP CHASING A PORN STAR AROUND A ROOM IN HIS TIGHTY WHITEYS.

10. Green Bay Alderman Guy Zima naked breast-feeding a possum.

9. Rosie O’Donnell giving a hobo a whisker rub with her back hair stubble.

8. Kim Jong Un in a girl scout uniform wearing Vladamir Putin’s ass like a hat.

7. That kid from the Young Sheldon show riding down a hill of live eels using the body of the late Bea Arthur as a sled.

6. Channel 5’s Kris Schuller eating expired taco dip out of the crease in Tom Zalaski’s forehead.

5. Mike McCarthy giving a locker room pep talk wearing only a belt made from the nipples of his former assistant coaches.

4. Larry King without his dentures trying to eat a large cob of corn in under a minute.

3. Governor Scott Walker's making his O face while cutting a teacher's salary.

2. Larry McCarren using neon fingerpaints and his crooked pinky to play connect the dots with Lindsey Lohan’s genital warts.

1.The Lombardi trophy being held aloft by a member Minnesota Vikings.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post

jan 15th


January 1st City of Menasha
Police responded to a report of a disturbance between a woman and her 13-year-old daughter. The argument started as a disagreement over sharing cheese curds.

January 2nd City of Franklin
A 68-year-old woman called police to report being awakened by pounding and a horn blowing. When her neighbor, an 82-year-old man, was questioned by police, he denied any pounding but admitted there “may have been” a New Year’s Eve horn blown. However, the man told police the woman was “pumping smells” into his home so if there was pounding then “they're even.”

December 29th City of Antigo
A man called police and reported that his ex was attacking his Harley Davidson with a hammer. When officers arrived, the woman admitted to pounding on the motorcycle with a hammer, but told police she was turning it into a sculpture.

December 13th Village of Jackson
Officers were called to the scene of a domestic disturbance. A 49-year-old man said that his wife woke him up because he was snoring, causing him to lose his temper and use profanity. An argument ensued, and his wife called him a “fat, lazy f***”. The man responded by taking his wife’s phone, charger and a bottle of soda, and throwing them into the hallway.

January 10th Village of Denmark
A Danish Way call the police to complain that someone entered her apartment and poured itching powder on her bed.

January 3rd City of Brookfield
A woman with "a fictional fiancé" made several calls requesting to rent a space for an upcoming wedding at the Sheraton Hotel. After realizing the woman’s fiancé did not exist, the employee told the caller not to contact the hotel anymore.

January 1st City of Waukesha A man was arrested after he was seen sleeping, with his pants down around his ankles…in the lobby of the Russ Darrow Kia car dealership.

December 14th City of Menasha
Officers responded after and man called to report he had approached a woman in the car on Eighth Street and asked her to turn down her music because it was so loud. The woman responded by telling the man that it was her right as an American to play her music as loud as she wanted. The woman also called the man a Nazi and a terrorist. When asked about the incident by the police, the woman told them that Nazis are out to get her and there are 250,000 terrorists presently hiding in this area.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:22 am Comment On This Post

jan 12th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…33-year-old Preston Buck of Fond du lac who was convicted of mistreatment of animals for beating a cat to death because he said it knocked over a lamp.

Police were called to Buck’s home to investigate a report of a man throwing furniture around and making a loud disturbance. As the officer climbed the stairs to the second floor he could hear thumping, and then loud slams coming from inside the apartment, along with what sounded like a baby crying which turned out to be the severely injured cat.

So,

For not just beating the life out of the cat…for beating ALL nine lives out of the cat.

For pounding the pussy…and not in the good way.

And for behavior that makes one understand why Garfield loves lasagna and sleeping but hates Mondays…and douchebags from Fond du Lac.

We are proud to name convicted Fond du Lac kitty killer Preston Buck as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:28 am Comment On This Post

jan 8th




10. Brian Buddha Goons

9. Brian Gouda Fumes

8. Brian Hooka rooms

7. Brian Bermuda Prunes

6. Brian Good Raccoons

5. Brian Barracuda Wounds

4. Brian Cooter ruins

3. Brian Pursuit-a Dubloons

2. Brian Pablo Naruda Spoons

1. Brian Loony Tunes

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:35 am Comment On This Post

jan 8th


January 1st City of Green Bay
Police responded to a call from a man on Western Avenue who drank essential oils now claimed he was possessed by demons.

January 1st City of Burlington
Police responded to an address where a man wearing only underwear and smoking a cigarette was reportedly throwing items inside of the home after drinking on New Year's Day. An officer asked the man if he wanted to put on shoes before they took him outside to which he responded, “I don't want f’n clothes." The man then removed his underwear and attempted repeatedly to touch the police sergeant with his bare butt.

January 1st Village of Elm Grove
After a brief foot chase, police arrested a juvenile for throwing pies on the ground.

December 30th City of Brookfield
An employee reported an angry customer who was pounding on the doors at The UPS office. The employee believed the customer was upset over the store closing five minutes earlier due to being too busy.

January 1st Town of Brookfield
A 35-year-old man called police from Motel 6 and kept repeating "Something just doesn't seem right. Something just doesn't seem right. Something just doesn't seem right". A preliminary breath test showed the caller had a .434 blood-alcohol content which probably explained why something just didn’t feel right.

December 23rd City of Waukesha
A bicyclist told police he hung his backpack on a railroad crossing gate while waiting for the train to pass. However, once the train was gone the gate went back up stranding his backpack dangling 20 feet in the air. Police suggested the bicyclist wait until the next train passed and the gates lowered again to retrieve his backpack.

January 5th Sheboygan County
Police received a report of a man on foot repeatedly punching himself in the face.

January 1st City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported his wife kept following him around the house and wouldn't leave him alone.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:24 am Comment On This Post

jan 5th

         Robert and Desiree--2017 WEENIES OF THE YEAR!

It is not 2ND RUNNER-UP; Robert Ahorner of Elkhorn in Walworth County. Ahorner was arrested earlier in May after an incident where he had reportedly been drinking for five hours at his home and got into an argument with his wife when she found him looking at internet porn. Ahorner reportedly told her “If I'm not using it, I might as well shoot it off,” as he grabbed his then-UNloaded 9mm semi-automatic pistol, pointed it at his penis and pulled the trigger. When his wife just walked away, Ahorner allegedly went into the bathroom, loaded the gun and fired four shots to make his wife think he was shooting his penis off. In reality, he was just shooting the gun into the floor.

Despite thinking he could intimidate his wife by making her think he was going off half-cocked and despite leaving his bathroom floor with more busted holes than the gynecologist sees on the day of the Kardashian’s annual family pap smears. Robert Ahorner of Elkhorn is not our Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE YEAR.

And it is not our 1ST RUNNER UP; the unidentified 70-year-old Waukesha man who in June reportedly hired a prostitute and after having sex with her in his apartment tried to pay her with $2 in quarters. When the woman demanded more for her services, the man told her all he had was two pair of edible panties but he wouldn’t give her those because they cost $9 a pair and he was planning to give them to other women. When the prostitute asked for just one of the two pair and he failed to comply she stabbed him in the arm before leaving with her eight quarters and one of the pairs of the edible panties.

Despite being really tight…which is more than you could probably say about the prostitute and despite trying to pay a hooker with less change than it takes to buy a candy bar from a hotel vending machine…and hopefully she satisfied more than a Snickers…he is not our 2017 WEENIE OF THE YEAR!

No, we are proud to name as this year’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Year… Desiree Anderson and Robert Beasley, a married couple from Milwaukee who were busted after video of them having sex on the bleachers near the concession stand at the open-air Coliseum at the Wisconsin State Fair surfaced on line. The couple appeared to know they were being filmed during their public intercourse. At one point in the video, the man’s is seen waving at the camera.



So,

For not realizing that just because the Wisconsin State Fair has a swine barn doesn’t mean you get to act like a couple of pigs.

For not understanding that just because so many of the foods at the State Fair ARE, doesn’t mean your wife has to be on a stick as well.

For not knowing that there are so many cheap rides at the state fair you don’t have to bring your own.

And for thinking she had to be just as filled with cream as the Fair's legendary puffs.

We are proud to name Robert Beasley and Desiree Anderson, the Wisconsin State Fair bleacher humpers as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE YEAR!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:54 am Comment On This Post

jan 2nd


December 24th City of Green Bay
A resident called police and reported seeing a man whose ladder fell to the side and is now hanging from roof by his sweater. Responding officers found what they described as a “unique Christmas decoration".



December 22nd City of Madison
Police say they arrested a hairstylist accused of snipping a 22-year-old customer's ear. The victim told officers the hairstylist told him to stop fidgeting and moving his head before nicking his ear. The hairstylist then ran the clipper with the shortest attachment down the middle of the customer's head, "leaving him looking a bit like Larry from the 'Three Stooges.'

December 12th City of Hales Corners
A woman called 911 and reported there was someone outside a window of her residence looking in. The woman later called back after she realized it was her own reflection.

December 30th City of Green Bay
A man came to the lobby of the police station and wanted to turn himself in on a warrant. The man was advised that he did not have a warrant for his arrest. Since there was no warrant for his arrest, the man asked to speak with an officer regarding marijuana he’s been dealing illegally.

December 11th City of Brookfield
Police responded to a call from shoppers concerned about a man wandering through the mall wearing a mask. When police arrived, they located the man who explained he was just wearing the mask to cover up a bad haircut.

December 20th Town of Milladore
A caller reported that a dad puts his children on the hood of his car and drives them home from the bus stop.

December 26th City of Green Bay
A potential customer at a business on North Monroe Street called police to complain that the owner was refusing him service because his credit card was declined.

December 13th Town of Brookfield
Police were called to a store where a man claiming to be Jesus Christ tried to purchase $3,200 in merchandise with declined credit cards. Earlier the man was singing loudly about the "messiah" and was asked to stop. Earlier in the week the same man picked out $6,000 worth of material at a Farm and Fleet and said he would be returning to pay for the merchandise. "Jesus" claimed he needed the material to build a recording studio and open up his own dojo.

December 20th City of Green Bay
A resident called police to report a person passed out on his lawn. The caller told police it might be the same person who lives in his bushes.

December 15th Town of Brookfield
Police were called to deal with a man believed to be masturbating in the men’s room of the public library. When confronted by police, the man admitted his behavior. Police noted the man left a women’s fashion magazine on the floor of the bathroom stall.

December 15th City of Franklin
The general manager of a McDonald’s called police to report that a 16-year-old male employee threatened two other employees, saying he would “beat up” and “stab” them if they screwed up making his cheeseburger.

December 25th City of Green Bay
A "very distraught" person on South Van Buren Street kept calling 911 saying they want to wish their son in Illinois either a happy birthday or a Merry Christmas but were not sure which one.

December 22nd City of Brookfield
A man reported two white males in their late teens were trying to enter his car at Half Price Book Store. The man described one of the suspects as looking like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

December 27th Village of Nekoosa
A landlord called police and reported that when one of his tenants moved out of his property they stole the toilet leaving the place to flood.

December 15th City of West Allis
Police cited a man who was fighting for the microphone with another patron at a karaoke bar.

December 10th City of Muskego
About midnight police encountered a vehicle being driven slowly with its hazard lights on. The vehicle had run over a Christmas tree on the freeway. The tree was still stuck under the vehicle, and the driver was trying to make it home that way.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:33 am Comment On This Post