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feb 22nd 2015
As I write this, I am at in my room at the Iberostar Paraiso Lindo on the Mexican Riviera, birds are chirping and cawing outside my window and I am at one with the bed. Being at one with the bed is a rare sensation. It means the room is the just the right temperature, the bed is just the right firmness, I am perfectly relaxed and, despite there being a million things to do here, I never want to get up. It was an early night last night. The day started with an pre-dawn trip to the airport and quality time spent with a TSA agent who apparently learned manners from Attila the Hun. That was followed by my first flight on Aero-Mexico. Very sweet. Most modern plane I've flown on. Every seat has it's entertainment center with choices of free movies and TV shows. They even served food! Then, after an unusually long slog through the Cancun airport (that's the small price you pay to get to paradise) it was was a pleasant bus ride with a couple beers to the resort. What I've seen of it so far is quite lush and beautiful and the bartender in the lobby bar REALLY makes some nice drinks. The Don Julio margaritas on the rocks were sublime. After making sure our equipment works for Monday morning's broadcast, it was a short jaunt to the resort's taco shop for delicious garlic sausage tacos. It was still early but it had been a long day and I was spent. After a great night's sleep last night (Other than waking once with a Charlie horse. Must remember to hydrate more!), I am ready to face the day and embark on some truly great adventure. If only I can convince myself to get out of bed. -Rick-
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:17 am Comment On This Post

feb 16th 2015


SIGNS YOUR FAVORITE SNL CHARACTERS HAVE GOTTEN OLD

10. Neither Wayne nor Garth can “Schwing” without Viagra.

9. The Blues Brothers are now so named due to the color of their varicose veins. 

8. As a result of their high cholesterol and blood pressure, Greek diner now serving only “Turkey burger, turkey burger, turkey burger. Caffeine Free Coke, no Pepsi”.  

7. Dieter from Sprockets no longer asks guests to touch his monkey...because it died of old age.

6. Stefan now thinks that New York's hottest new club is AARP.  

5. Debbie Downer changed name to Debbie Dependent after getting strung out of powerful anti-depressants.

4. Bass-o-Matic salesman has lost interest in getting a good piece of bass.

3. Pat was recently hospitalized for either a hysterectomy or vasectomy.

2. Instead of claiming to be married to Morgan Fairchild, Tommy Flanagan now claims to be married to Betty White...yeah, Betty White…that's the ticket!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:51 am Comment On This Post

feb 13th 2015
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week... Sheboygan Alderman Kevin Matichek and who was charged with sexual assault of a child this week and Hortonville Village Administrator Patrick Vaile who this week was formally charged with allegedly possessing child pornography.

So,

For allegedly doing worse things sober than anything former Sheboygan Mayor Bob Ryan ever did drunk.

For together accumulating more charges than a lithium battery.

And for lowering our opinion of public servants...which, like Larry King's balls, was something I didn't think could get an lower.

We are proud to name Sheboygan Alderman Kevin Matichek and Hortonville Village Administrator Patrick Vaile who both landed in hot water this week after alleged despicable offenses as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:29 am Comment On This Post

feb 5th 2015


When Packer Letroy Guion was busted in Florida this week he had a gun, a little under a pound of weed and $190,028.81 in cash. That seems like a lot of walking around money! So, here are some signs...

YOU MIGHT BE CARRYING TOO MUCH MONEY

If you’ve ever gotten a hernia making change for a twenty… you might be carrying too much money.

If you’ve ever accidentally broken someone’s toe when one of the wheels on your WALLET rolled over their foot…you might be carrying too much money.

If your backpack has more Benjamin’s than a “Dress as You’re your Favorite Founding Father” costume party…. you might be carrying too much money.

If, in a pinch, your money clip can double as a bear trap…you might be carrying too much money.

If you’ve got more dead presidents than Arlington National Cemetery… you might be carrying too much money.

If you’ve got a bigger wad than the one Bill Clinton left on Monica’s dress… you might be carrying too much money.

If when pulled over on suspicion of drunk driving and found with a gun and about a pound of weed and the judge sets bond at $100,000 and all you can think to say is, “Do you take cash?” …you are definitely carrying too much money.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:46 am Comment On This Post

feb 3rd 2015


THINGS TO ASK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU GET IN A FIGHT WITH THE TWO HOOKERS YOU HIRED THE MORNING AFTER THE SUPER BOWL WHEN YOU WORK FOR THE NFL NETWORK

10. Was having a Viagra with my Rice Krispies really my best breakfast option?

9. When I get my ass fired for this, how much will the NFL Network's rating go up?

8. How much of a pay cut will I have to take going from NFL analyst to working part time at Foot Locker?

7. If I get arrested, lose my job and become a national laughing stock, will it be any more embarrassing that the season I spent on Dancing With The Stars?

6. Considering that I just filed for bankruptcy, wouldn't it be more cost effective to only hire one hooker to fight with?

5. Who would make a better cellmate: Aaron Hernandez or Darren Sharper?

4. Should I just punch the hookers or blindside them like I did Chad Clifton?

3. If I really want to hang out with a couple disreputable whores, shouldn't I just get in the booth at Fox with Buck and Aikman?

2. If instead of getting in a fight with hookers, I just kill a dude like ESPN's Ray Lewis, will I get to keep my job?

1. As far as making bad decisions go, how will this compare with Pete Carroll’s choice to pass instead of run on the one yard line?

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:18 am Comment On This Post