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mar 17th


The person pictured above is NOT the heinous duck feeding criminal mentioned in the account below.

February 24th City of Neenah
A caller on Jean Street reported that a man was feeding ducks in his backyard. An officer contacted the man and advised him he was violating an ordinance. The officer returned later to take photos of the ducks and the sunflower seeds that were spread across the yard as evidence of the alleged duck feeding.

March 10th Village of Nekoosa
A woman called police and reported she went to a fast food restaurant to get food for her and her children. The woman told police she waited 10 to 15 minutes and still didn’t have her food!

March 9th City of Brookfield
A resident on Royalcrest Drive called police because she heard her husband yell, “Stop, I have a gun,”. The man told police he believed a man with a hat was trying enter his second-story bedroom, but then he realized it was just a figment of his imagination.

March 5th City of Menasha
A guidance counselor called police to report a kindergarten student brought a butter knife to school and was threatening to use it to cut other students.

March 3rd City of Germantown
A resident called police just before midnight to report his neighbor owed him $2.39 for some milk he had bought her but she would not answer her door or pay him back. The officer told the caller that police would not be attempting contact with the neighbor due to the time of night, and the caller became upset. The officer then explained it was a civil issue and due to the circumstances, police cannot make the woman repay him.

March 4th City of Brookfield
Police responded to a complaint that a resident was shoveling snow into the road. When told by officers that he needed to remove the snow from the street, the man reportedly responded, “Where am I supposed to put it, up my ass?” He eventually moved the snow to the edge of the road.

March 12th City of Shawano
Police were called to a location on Highway 22 were a staff member reported seeing a man open mouth kissing his own mother and felt it was inappropriate.

March 1st City of Waukesha
A resident called police to report hearing female voices screaming and thought it was a domestic incident. Responding officers found it was just the children who live in her residence and some of their friends screaming while playing a game where they run outside without their shoes on to see who could stand in the snow barefoot the longest.

March 13th City of Shawano
Officers responded to a call from a daycare center on Olson Street. A child at the daycare center reportedly threw a plastic lizard that struck another child.

March 7th City of Greenfield
A resident called police dispatch to report a woman was driving an unlicensed scooter on the wrong side of the street while walking a dog on a leash making the dog run alongside her so fast that it doesn’t have time to urinate.

February 28th City of Waupun
A woman called police to report her daughter is receiving text messages from a man claiming to be Jeffery Dahmer and threatening to come and see her.

February 27th City of Waukesha
Police responded to an apartment after a caller reported hearing a domestic disturbance in a neighboring apartment. Police discovered no domestic disturbance, just residents watching “Dr. Phil with the volume turned way up.”
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:34 am Comment On This Post

mar 10th


March 5th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report seeing “a man in a scary clown mask”.

February 7th Town of Jackson
Officers were dispatched to investigate a Jeep that was driving into a 7 foot snow pile. They found said snow pile but the Jeep was no longer driving into it, having become stuck on top of it.  When an officer asked the 20-year-old driver why he drove his Jeep on to the snow pile, the man responded, “Because it’s a Jeep”.

March 7th City of Marshfield
Police responded to a report of a suspicious customer at a convenience store. A female employee reported an unknown man in his early 20s came into the store to purchase alcohol and asked the employee to come into the bathroom with him.

March 6th Town of Grand Rapids
A woman called police and reported an unknown man left Valentine’s Day candy at her door.

March 1st Town of Grand Rapids
A woman reported to police that people came into her house and sat on her sofa and wouldn’t leave.

February 25th City of Brookfield
Police responded to a report of a woman who chained a suitcase to a pole in front of Barnes & Noble. She told security personnel there were no bombs in it, went in the mall, then returned to unchain it and walked away. When police caught up with the woman, she told them she just didn’t want to bring her suitcase into the mall.

February 25th City of Brookfield
Police were called to a home where a man locked his girlfriend and their baby out of their home because when she went to the store she bought him soda instead of cigarettes.

February 23rd City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report that her mother took her sweaters and some dresses from her apartment because she thought the outfits were “too sexy” for her to be wearing.

March 5th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported four teenagers standing in a doorway and swearing at people.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:23 am Comment On This Post

mar 7th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…the 17-year-old Appleton boy who police say robbed an elderly man early Thursday morning after the two were involved in a car crash. The two drivers’ cars reportedly collided at the intersection of East Glendale Avenue and North Oneida Streets in Appleton. While the 76-year-old driver was examining the damage, the 17-year-old allegedly hit the elderly man in the chest, took a large amount of cash out of the man’s wallet and fled.

So,

For apparently being just as bad a person as he is a driver.

For slamming into an old man and then making off with a large sum of money…which I believe is what most of Hugh Hefner’s recent ex-girlfriends have done.

And for not understanding that hitting old people with your car and taking their money is no way to rob the elderly. That’s what insurance policies that advertise on late night TV are for.

We are proud to name the 17-year-old Appleton driver who allegedly robbed an elderly man after they were involved in a collision as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:21 am Comment On This Post

mar 7th


WHY THE POPE SHOULD VISIT THE GREEN BAY AREA

10. He could share a ride on the Zippin’ Pippin with area religious figure like Aaron Rodgers.

9. He could help defeat the forces of evil and vanquish the satanic minions…when they come up from Chicago to play at Lambeau.

8. He could perform the world’s greatest miracle by creating a hat big enough to fit Tom Milbourn’s head.

7. Just as Jesus turned water into wine, could participate in sacred local tradition of turning beer into urine.

6. He could teach that St. Vince dude some manners by showing him you take the big post hole digger hat off when you’re sitting in front of people at the game.

5. If he can polish off the 93 ounce Gilbert Burger at Champion’s Sports Bar He gets a free autographed picture of former Packer Gilbert Brown.

4. Could get drivers on 41, 43, and 172 to use their directionals and drive the speed limit and that, my friends, would be a miracle.

3. He could try to heal the lame, and what could be more lame than the WIXX morning show.

2. Just as Jesus fed the multitudes with just a loaf of bread and a couple fish, He could try to feed everyone at Paul’s Pantry with just the meat from Brown County Supervisor Guy Zima’s pants.

1. Hey, somebody’s going to have to cut the ribbon at the grand opening of the new downtown Wal-Mart on Broadway.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

mar 6th


A guy got tossed off both Twitter and Vine this week for posting pics of himslef having sex with a Hot Pocket. No, seriously! Why? Well....

TOP TEN REASONS TO HUMP A HOT POCKET

10. They are already filled with chicken or beef. Why not add sausage?

9. Wanted to see what it was like doing it with Lindsey Lohan so stuck his junk in the first thing he could find that was crusty and full of its own cheese.

8. Why should old socks, warm apple pies and cantaloupes with holes cut in them have all the fun?

7. He couldn’t hump a ham sandwich because he’s Jewish.

6. If he was going to hump a COLD pocket, he might as well be married.

5. Says right on the box they are “irresistibly hot” which is the same way you would describe Kate Upton, therefore having sex with a Hot Pocket is just like having sex with a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model.   

4. They sort of look like a vagina…but only if you squint real hard and have only seen really deformed vaginas.

3. Trying to get back at his ex-girlfriend whom he caught in the act with a Subway Five Dollar Foot-Long.

2. If he’d humped a corn dog people would have thought he was gay.

And the number one reason for humping a Hot Pocket…

1. It’s got to be better than eating one!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:29 am Comment On This Post