February 16th City of Bayside
A male was arrested for disorderly conduct after a 911 call reporting "a naked man humping" in a car behind a business. The man drove away but returned to the same location a short time later where he told police he had taken off his clothes because he was hot from work. The man also admitted he might have "humped the back seat."
February 25th St. Croix County, Wisconsin
Charges were brought against a 65-year-old Spring Valley man related to an incident that happened last summer. According to investigators, the man accidentally killed a neighbor’s horse when a bowling ball he shot out of a cannon during a 4th of July celebration crashed through the roof of a barn a half mile away and hit the animal in the head. The man admitted to police he shot a total of 10 bowling balls and 10 bowling pins out of the cannon that day.
February 20th City of Neenah
A Byrd Avenue woman called 911 to ask for the phone number for Rogan's Shoes. The woman told police there was no emergency, but she sounded very confused.
February 14th City of Neenah
A caller on Professional Plaza called police to report a female keeps walking into her apartment unwelcome and unannounced. She wanted the woman to be told she can't just walk into people's apartments.
February 11th Town of Menasha
An 18-year-old man was arrested for first offense OWI after he was stopped and told officers that he had just “smoked a bowl".
February 17th City of Cudahy
A 51-year-old man was cited after he refused to leave a home and defecated on the balcony. According to police reports, "this seems to be an ongoing issue" between the man and the homeowner. The homeowner welcomes the man, "the two of them drink until both are highly intoxicated," then the 51-year-old man does his thing and calls police to have his guest removed. This was the fifth such incident in the past three months.
February 12th City of Greendale
A female wearing a black coat and a black fur hat shoplifted a hot pink-colored stripper pole at Southridge Mall and fled with the stripper pole in a red Nissan Altima with tinted windows.
February 14th City of Glendale
Police responded to a report of two girls, 15 and 16, causing a disturbance by yelling and fighting near the food court at the mall. When security told the girls they had to leave or police would be called, one said, "I don't give a crap. They ain't arresting me." Police were called and the girl was arrested.
February 27th City of Sheboygan
Police responded to a report of a disturbance on North 13th Street where a man was cutting stuffed animals with a knife.
February 23rd City of Sheboygan
A Sibley Court resident called police for assistance after his drunk wife fell off her chair and he couldn't pick her up and put her back on her chair by himself.
February 22nd City of Sheboygan
A North 4th Street man with swollen genitalia called police.
February 25th Waupaca County
The sheriff's department investigated a report of an elderly person tapping someone with their cane.
Feb 19 City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police responded to an apartment for a complaint that an individual had their television on and was playing their pornography way too loud.