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apr 29th 2016


We are proud to as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week... Jeremy Loveland of St. Francis. Loveland called 911 for assistance Tuesday after he was bitten by a poisonous water moccasin in his suburban Milwaukee home. When police arrived, they found, in addition to the deadly water moccasin, another snake, a monitor lizard and two four-foot alligators all living in the man's home. All the reptiles were seized.

Five years ago this month, Loveland also called 911 for assistance after he was bitten in his home by a deadly Gaboon Viper. At that time, authorities found and removed 36 reptiles from his home, including eight western diamond back rattlesnakes, a temple viper, two crocodiles and 3 cobras.

So,

For learning so well from his previous mistake...he was able to repeat it almost exactly.

For housing so many foul, disgusting creatures his home could have been mistaken for the halls of congress.

For having large reptiles seized from his home so many times, the phrases "see you later, alligator" and "in a while crocodile" bring a tear to his eye.

We are proud to name Jeremy Loveland of St. Francis as this week’s Rick and Len Show…Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:23 am Comment On This Post

apr 28th 2016


TOP TEN NAMES FOR THE NEUROSCIENCE GROUP MASCOT THAT LOOKS MORE LIKE BALLS THAN BRAINS

10. Tommy Tea Bag

9. Peter Plums

8. Testy, My Besty

7. Lance Love Apples

6. Gilbert Giggle-Berries

5. Yacob Yambag

4. Chad Nads

3. Scrotty

2. Howie Hangin’

1. Sack-ajawea

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:08 am Comment On This Post

apr 27th 2016



Erect giant car catapult or car trebuchet at the north end of the Skyline Bridge.

Build giant ramps and encourage drivers get a running start to Evel Knevel themselves over that architectural folly.

Encourage geneticists to work with paleontologists to use Jurassic-era DNA to clone extinct beasts and then have cars flown over the mall by resurrected pterodactyls.

Imprison Mexican drug lord El Chapo in nearby transit center and after he digs a tunnel under the City Center to get out follow him in motor vehicles.

Borrow the giant cannon from Green Bay City Council that alderman Guy Zima uses to regularly shoot his mouth off and use it to blast commuters over or through the City Center.

Pray to the late former Appleton Mayor Dorothy Johnson to have her arrange to have all vehicular traffic ferried over the building on the backs of a throng of winged angels.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:37 am Comment On This Post

apr 25th 2016

(Not the actual Sheboygan County "Free Candy" van.

April 20th Sheboygan County
A caller reported that an unknown person spray painted the words "free candy" on the side of their van.

April 9th City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report that a neighbor man was giving sausages to her dog. The man told police he was giving the dog sausages to try to get it to stop barking. Police advised the neighbor to stop slipping the dog the sausages.

April 6th City of Menominee Falls
A man walked into the wine area at Costco and shoved a bottle of Dom Perignon champagne down his trousers. The man then had conversations with several employees before leaving with $200 worth of champagne in this pants.

April 12th City of Antigo
A man called police to report a woman curled up in a ball in a bush in his front yard. When police arrived, the woman was still curled up in a ball but now in the middle of the highway in front of the home. The curled-up woman told police she was just looking for her dog.

April 23rd Village of Howards Grove
Police responded to a report of two drunk men who pulled up in a vehicle, urinated in front of a group of women, and then drove away.

April 23rd City of Sheboygan
A caller on Larkspur Way complained to the police that when they yelled at some kids to get off their lawn the kids did not get off their lawn.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:31 am Comment On This Post

apr 22nd 2016



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… 52-year-old Alan Burby of Sheboygan who was arrested after allegedly taking a moped while intoxicated and crashing it into several parked cars. Burby then knocked on the door of a nearby home and asked the occupant to see "Jesus" but then reportedly became agitated when the woman told him Jesus was not home. Burby was arrested and charged with his fifth DUI.

So, For stealing and crashing a moped; an act that couldn't be LESS bad ass if he'd done it while wearing a Kenny G t-shirt and sipping a strawberry Frappuccino.

For damaging more cars with a moped than Gravedigger at the Monster Truck XL.

And for looking for Jesus in Sheboygan. Yeah, Sheboygan. I know, some people will tell you Jesus is everywhere…but come on, he’s got to have some standards.

We are proud to name Alan D. Burby of Sheboygan as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:23 am Comment On This Post

apr 18th 2016


April 4th Village of Jackson
Police responded to the scene of a domestic disturbance. The disturbance started when a 24-year-old woman told her boyfriend that he didn’t treat her right and he threw a jewelry box at her, striking her in the stomach. The woman allegedly responded by punching a hole in the wall, dumping the cat food out on the floor and knocking over her boyfriend's Legos.

April 4th City of Neenah
A Union Street resident called police to report they have suspicions that their neighbor may have a pet turkey. April 9th City of Sheboygan A man on North 35th Street called police to request assistance because he was extremely constipated.

April 17th City of Green Bay
Police responded to a report of a woman in church pulling her hair.

April 4th City of Neenah An East Bell Street resident called police needing to speak with an officer. The man arranged to meet the officer at a restaurant. Upon arrival. the officer found there were no problems, the caller just wanted someone to talk to.

April 13th City of Horicon
A man who was taking a shower when he realized his garage was on fire, ran from his house wearing only a towel around his waist and into the burning garage to save his motorcycle. The man lost the towel while saving his motorcycle. A passerby stopped and helped the now naked man contain the blaze with the garden hose until firefighters arrived to extinguish it. At that time, the naked man returned to his shower.

April 3rd City of Waukesha
A caller reported while he was pumping gas into his vehicle at a convenience store when a man who seemed intoxicated drove up next to him and urinated all over his car.

April 11th City of Sheboygan
Police were called to 14th Street and Weeden Creek Road where numerous people chasing a small pig.

April 3rd City of Waukesha
A landlord of an apartment called police because he believed a tenant was damaging the inside of the apartment. The landlord told officers he saw the tenant picking up sticks in the front yard and taking them inside. Upon investigation, the officers learned the tenant was just using the sticks to make a centerpiece.

April 6th City of Waukesha
A caller reported a noise complaint concerning the unit above her apartment at 4:07.am. Police determined the loud stomping came from a man and woman dancing to the video game "Just Dance" and jumping on the dance pad. The couple was cautioned by police and about early morning dancing.

April 14th City of Appleton
Police received a report of a 19-year-old woman at the intersection of Taft and Tellulah who injured her head and ankle when she fell off a moving vehicle while car surfing.

April 3rd City of Cudahy
Police cited a 38-year-old man for battery after he allegedly ran over another man's foot with his wheelchair because he was jealous that the man was talking to a female friend.

March 26th City of Greenfield
A woman called 911 at 11:40 PM to report her 38-year-old son was going to bed too late.

March 24th City of Greenfield
Police responded to a Citgo station after multiple callers reported a man was causing a disturbance by singing and dancing around inside the business. Officers spoke to the man, who stated he was happy and singing because he had just been released from the Waukesha County Jail.

April 9th City of Oak Creek
Police responded to an apartment after a caller reported hearing a physical altercation and a child screaming for help. An officer spoke to the resident and learned that the screaming was coming from the occupant's two children who were fighting over who got to use the iPad.

April 15th Village of Biron
The sheriff's department responded to a report of a Porta-Potty floating down the Wisconsin River.

April 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
An employee at Kwik Trip called police to report a woman sitting in a white truck “cursing at the air.”

April 2nd City of Antigo
Officers responded to a call from a female subject reporting that when she went to her parent’s house, who are out of town, to check on a package delivery, she found the house had been broken into and ransacked. After the officers' arrival, it was determined that no burglary had occurred and that the home had been ransacked by a squirrel.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:26 am Comment On This Post

apr 18th 2016


April 4th Village of Jackson
Police responded to the scene of a domestic disturbance. The disturbance started when a 24-year-old woman told her boyfriend that he didn’t treat her right and he threw a jewelry box at her, striking her in the stomach. The woman allegedly responded by punching a hole in the wall, dumping the cat food out on the floor and knocking over her boyfriend's Legos.

April 4th City of Neenah
A Union Street resident called police to report they have suspicions that their neighbor may have a pet turkey. April 9th City of Sheboygan A man on North 35th Street called police to request assistance because he was extremely constipated.

April 17th City of Green Bay
Police responded to a report of a woman in church pulling her hair.

April 4th City of Neenah An East Bell Street resident called police needing to speak with an officer. The man arranged to meet the officer at a restaurant. Upon arrival. the officer found there were no problems, the caller just wanted someone to talk to.

April 13th City of Horicon
A man who was taking a shower when he realized his garage was on fire, ran from his house wearing only a towel around his waist and into the burning garage to save his motorcycle. The man lost the towel while saving his motorcycle. A passerby stopped and helped the now naked man contain the blaze with the garden hose until firefighters arrived to extinguish it. At that time, the naked man returned to his shower.

April 3rd City of Waukesha
A caller reported while he was pumping gas into his vehicle at a convenience store when a man who seemed intoxicated drove up next to him and urinated all over his car.

April 11th City of Sheboygan
Police were called to 14th Street and Weeden Creek Road where numerous people chasing a small pig.

April 3rd City of Waukesha
A landlord of an apartment called police because he believed a tenant was damaging the inside of the apartment. The landlord told officers he saw the tenant picking up sticks in the front yard and taking them inside. Upon investigation, the officers learned the tenant was just using the sticks to make a centerpiece.

April 6th City of Waukesha
A caller reported a noise complaint concerning the unit above her apartment at 4:07.am. Police determined the loud stomping came from a man and woman dancing to the video game "Just Dance" and jumping on the dance pad. The couple was cautioned by police and about early morning dancing.

April 14th City of Appleton
Police received a report of a 19-year-old woman at the intersection of Taft and Tellulah who injured her head and ankle when she fell off a moving vehicle while car surfing.

April 3rd City of Cudahy
Police cited a 38-year-old man for battery after he allegedly ran over another man's foot with his wheelchair because he was jealous that the man was talking to a female friend.

March 26th City of Greenfield
A woman called 911 at 11:40 PM to report her 38-year-old son was going to bed too late.

March 24th City of Greenfield
Police responded to a Citgo station after multiple callers reported a man was causing a disturbance by singing and dancing around inside the business. Officers spoke to the man, who stated he was happy and singing because he had just been released from the Waukesha County Jail.

April 9th City of Oak Creek
Police responded to an apartment after a caller reported hearing a physical altercation and a child screaming for help. An officer spoke to the resident and learned that the screaming was coming from the occupant's two children who were fighting over who got to use the iPad.

April 15th Village of Biron
The sheriff's department responded to a report of a Porta-Potty floating down the Wisconsin River.

April 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
An employee at Kwik Trip called police to report a woman sitting in a white truck “cursing at the air.”

April 2nd City of Antigo
Officers responded to a call from a female subject reporting that when she went to her parent’s house, who are out of town, to check on a package delivery, she found the house had been broken into and ransacked. After the officers' arrival, it was determined that no burglary had occurred and that the home had been ransacked by a squirrel.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:25 am Comment On This Post

apr 15th 2016


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the Milwaukee Brewer fan who made headlines by licking someone else's vomit off the stands at Miller Park last weekend in exchange for $100.

So,

For doing the most gut-wrenching thing a person could possibly do at Miller Park, shy of watching the Brewers lose another game to the frickin’ Cardinals.

For making Brewer fans the most nauseated they’ve been since the 2013 revelation about Ryan Braun’s steroid use.

And for giving a black eye to Brewer fans, the likes of which has not been seen since the time Front Row Amy went running without a bra.

We are proud to name the Brewer fan who…oh, don’t make me say what he did again…as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:16 am Comment On This Post

apr 13th 2016


A guy in Minnesota was busted on Friday for doing 171 miles-per-hour in a 2016 Chevy Camaro. A police officer had to get HIS car up to 135 just to get close enough for the guy to see his flashing lights and pull over. The incident is expected to:
a. cost the driver his license.
b. lead to stiffer speeding penalties.
c. sell an ass load of 2016 Chevy Camaros.

CBS and Turner TV just inked a deal with the NCAA for 8.8 billion dollars to keep March Madness coverage on their networks through the year 2032. Most of that money will go to:
a. introducing new technology to game coverage.
b. funding scholarships for student athletes.
c. keeping Vern Lundquist in cryogenic suspension for 11 months of the year.

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan made it absolutely clear yesterday that he has no interest whatsoever in being president and under no circumstances would he accept the nomination if offered it at a brokered convention. Ryan made the speech while:
a. addressing reporters in the capitol rotunda.
b. speaking in the house chamber.
c. picking out new carpet for the oval office.

A 25-year-old Brooklyn man set the world record for the longest TV binge-watching session this past week, sitting in front of the tube for 94 straight hours. If you can watch TV that long without falling asleep, it proves:
a. TV is more stimulating that previously thought.
b. the human body is capable of remarkable feats of endurance.
c. you are not watching the NBC 26 news.

Kobe Bryant retires tonight.Amazingly, in Kobe's 20 years in the NBA:
a. he scored over 30,000 points.
b. he played in 18 All Star games.
c. he never nailed a Kardashian.

Lindsey Lohan got engaged to a Russian millionaire this weekend. The ring he gave her was:
a. a 3 and a half karat diamond.
b. in a platinum setting.
c. the largest rock she's ever seen that wasn't crack.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:44 am Comment On This Post

apr 12th 2016


Yesterday Governor Walker encouraged people to buy his leftover Walker for President t-shirts for just $45 each to help him pay off his campaign debt. He suggested doing something "crafty" with them. Here's the...



TOP TEN THINGS TO DO WITH THE LEFTOVER WALKER FOR PRESIDENT SHIRTS

10. Dye them blaze orange so you have something to wear for hunting or weddings.

9. Add the word “white” before Walker and sell them to gullible Game of Thrones fans.

8. Add the words “Texas Ranger” after Walker and sell them to gullible Chuck Norris fans.

7. Burn them to fire bricks that can be used to start building his wall on the Canadian border.

6. Change the “L” in his name to an “N” so it looks like you support any of the candidates.

5. Cut them into strips and eat them. Find they are easier to pass than pro-teacher legislation in this state.

4. Use them to wipe your ass since they’re just about as biodegradable as the so called flushable wipes you’ve been using.

3. Use them to dab Rogaine on the governor's growing bald spot, excuse me, cabinet injury.

2. Stuff them in the mouth of jerky no-talent morning radio guys who make fun of his wonky eye.

1. Do what losing Super Bowl teams have done for years. Send them to third world countries like Kenya where some kid who gets one will do what the Governor couldn’t and become President of the United States one day.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:32 am Comment On This Post

apr 8th 2016


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Cameron Drake, the Green Bay School District facilities worker who is accused of stealing students' medication from eight elementary schools. According to Green Bay police, Drake allegedly stole an unknown amount of Adderall and possibly other medications that were being stored for students for whom they had been prescribed.

So,
For driving home the point that the old saying “as easy as taking candy from a baby” needs to be updated to “as easy as taking prescription amphetamines from a 2nd grader”.

For making the extra effort to teach elementary school children a valuable lesson about drugs. However, choosing the lesson to be “Always keep an eye on your stash”.

And for cowardly stealing drugs from Green Bay Elementary School Children…knowing full well, Green Bay middle school students would have cut him for trying that.

We are proud to name Cameron Drake the Green Bay School District facilities worker who allegedly stole students medication as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:28 am Comment On This Post