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may 31st 2011
May 24th Shawano County
The Shawano County Sheriff’s Department responded to a report from the Waupaca County Sheriff's Office about a Clintonville man who they say keeps calling their office to ask them to do something about his daughter-in-law who he claims abandoned her pot-bellied pig. Shawano County Deputies were dispatched to the man’s home to tell him to stop calling.

May 10th City of Chilton
Police assistance was requested by an elderly woman being harassed by a muskrat.

May 20th City of Beaver Dam
Police received a report from an employee of Kritter Kuts Beauty Shop that there was a man sleeping in their flower bed.

May 10th City of Neenah
A 52-year-old East Wisconsin Avenue woman told police that while on her walk, a man riding a bicycle passed her three or four times and at one point yelled out "vulgar compliments".

May 22nd City of Oshkosh
A 67-year-old woman on Mason Street was arrested for domestic disorderly conduct and battery after she allegedly hit her husband in the knee with a club and may have wrapped a cord around his neck. According to police, the two were having an argument over a television show.

May 22nd City of Menasha
Police were called to a Ahnaip Street residence where a woman reported that her neighbor has just mowed their lawn and some of the grass clipping landed on her side of the property line. The responding officer instructed the offender to pick up the clippings from her neighbor’s yard.

May 20th City of Beaver Dam
Employees at ShopKo called police to report that a man came into the store and was yelling at employees. He told the employees he was going to "karate chop" a psychiatrist before leaving in a silver SUV with Florida license plates.

May 21st City of Beaver Dam
Police received an anonymous report that there were girls in bikinis who were walking up and down the street near the intersection of Madison and Curie streets. The man was told that walking in bikinis is not illegal.
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may 31st 2011

http://youtu.be/h68UJaHvG_c
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may 31st 2011
Phoenix, Arizona police arrested a man they believe shot at a grounded airplane parked at Deer Valley Airport early Sunday.

Police say Randon Reid, 26, fled the airport about 1:30 a.m. after officers heard gunfire in the area while on patrol.



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may 27th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt who was the driving force behind the purchase and construction of Elvis' favorite roller coaster for Bay Beach. However, after spending over 3 million dollars to bring the Zippin' Pippin to Green Bay, Schmitt and his team miscalculated how much power it would use resulting in the roller coaster blowing a fuse on it's second day of operation leaving a full load of riders stuck on board.

So,

For being no stranger to coming up short.

For building a roller coaster that has the exact same problem he has as mayor...not enough power to get the job done.

For taking Elvis Presely's favorite roller coast, and making it look like "a hunka hunka burnin' junk. I said a hunka hunka burnin' junk, I said a hunka hunka burnin' junk".

We are proud to name Green Bay Mayor and Zippin' Pimp, Jim Schmitt as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
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may 26th 2011
See Tyler Boeh through Saturday night at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton. Hear Tyler Boeh Friday morning at 8 on the Rick and Len Show!

Tonight is WAPL night at Skyline. You can make reservations by calling 920-734-JOKE or on-line. You should mention it's WAPL Night on the phone or enter WAPL where it says "coupon" on the check-out page when ordering tickets here at the new Skyline website.

It's comedy! It's beat-boxing! It's FUNNY! It's Tyler Boeh at the Skyline!

http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/White_guys_have_rhythm
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may 24th 2011
The 3rd Annual Veterans Ride is coming up on Saturday, June 11th at the VFW in New London.

Registration is from 9 to 11 a.m. and the ride starts at 11:30. The ride is 150 miles with three stops for food and gas. The party follows at the New London VFW, 305 E. Becker Rd.

There's also a raffle for a 2011 Harley Fat Bob and several cash prizes. Tickets are just $20 and only 1500 will be sold. Click here or call 920-982-9971 for information. You can also buy raffle tickets at Doc's Harley Davidson of Shawano. All proceeds benefit the VFW National Home for displaced children, the Old Glory Honor Flight and the local VFW.

Listen to The Rick and Len Show for a chance to win a raffle ticket.
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may 24th 2011
The new Zippin' Pippin roller coaster debuted at Bay Beach this weekend...until it blew a fuse on Sunday afternoon and left riders stranded for a while. It was then shut down until they could get a larger transformer. Here are some other signs...

YOUR PIPPIN MIGHT NOT BE ZIPPIN'.

If it's slower than George W. Bush doing long division...your Pippin might not be Zippin'.

If it goes up and down fewer times than Rick's zipper at a week long orgy...your Pippin might not be Zippin'.

If it has fewer twists and turns than a drive across Nebraska...your Pippin might not be Zippin'.

If it's as likely to leave you stranded as a 3 hour tour on the S.S. Minnow...your Pippin might not be Zippin'.

If it offers fewer thrills than a romantic weekend with Zsa Zsa Gabor...your Pippin might not be Zippin'.

If it spends more time at a stand-still than you in your morning commute on an icy morning on Highway 41...your Pippin might not be Zippin'.

If it's fuse has been blown more times than a Motley Crue roadie...your Pippin might not be Zippin'.

If it elicits fewer squeals of delight than a male stripper at Melissa Etheridge concert...your Pippin might not be Zippin'.
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may 23rd 2011

Listen to The Rick and Len Show all this week for your chance to play the Budget Battle Game, brought to you by The Meat Block in Greenville. You could win $100 in cash and a gift card for great meat, seafood, cheese and wine from The Meat Block, located at Lily of the Valley Drive and Highway 15. And if you are closest to the Budget Battle budget without going over, you'll pocket the end of week jackpot, which is a minimum of $500!
You're also invited to stop at The Meat Block this week to register to win a $100 gift card!
If there's two things Rick and Len love, it's giving away money...and MEAT!
Link
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may 23rd 2011
CALLING ALL AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHERS! Go on, take your best shot. It could be worth a National Geographic Expeditions trip for two to Alaska, Morocco, or Bhutan!

Send National Geographic your photos in any of the six categories for your chance to win. Energizer Batteries will also show off the winning photo in an ad in the December issue of National Geographic magazine. For more info and to enter just click here!

Maybe Brian from Darboy, who took this awesome photo on last year's WAPL International Incident trip, should enter!
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may 23rd 2011
May 17th City of Stevens Point
A resident on Sunset Boulevard called police to report receiving a bag of urine in the mail.

May 15th City of Stevens Point
A 21-year-old Oshkosh man was cited with disorderly conduct after admitting to pushing a woman down on her bed and urinating on her walls.

April 29th City of Green Bay
Police responded to an accident on the fourth floor of the Cherry Street parking ramp. The woman left the scene when officers arrived but was later cited for drunken driving after she was found at a nearby nightclub. While she was handcuffed in the back of the police car, the woman offered to have sex with the arresting officer.

May 18th Town Of Burnett
A 72-year-old man told Dodge County Sheriff's Department deputies that someone left a note in his mailbox threatening to spray a weed killer on his asparagus patch.

May 10th City of Glendale
Police responded after a large trampoline was blown about 30 feet in the air and got stuck in a pine tree.

May 13th City of Germantown
Two 18-year-old men were arrested for shoplifting and possession of marijuana with intent to deliver at Walmart. The men had accidentally dropped the bag of marijuana while shoplifting at the store. The men were arrested after returning the store to look for their marijuana.

May 13th City of Brookfield
A 52-year-old woman was told not to return to the Splendid Salon, after an altercation with a hairstylist. The stylist called police after the woman, who was upset about her haircut, stood on the sidewalk outside the salon and made obscene gestures at the business.

May 10th City of Franklin
Someone rigged the latch on the garage door of a home on West Sharon Lane so it would not close properly. Then, sometime during the night, they entered the garage and ate an entire bag of chocolates.
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may 23rd 2011

This hat worn by Princess Beatrice to the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton may look like a giant pretzel on her head, but it just sold for more than $131,000 at a charity auction.
A bit of advice from the Rick and Len Show... never wear this hat or one like it into the Wisconsin woods during deer hunting season.
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may 21st 2011
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may 20th 2011
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Mason Seckar of Oshkosh who was featured on the national syndicated TV show Inside Edition this past Monday where he described routinely using Skype to make prank 911 calls to various police agencies, mainly in St. John's County, Florida.

Seckar would tell the 911 dispatchers things like he was the father of an unconscious girl in need of help or he was shot on a motorcycle and bleeding to death, or that he was a gun-wielding maniac ready to shoot people or even that he was in a fast food restaurant bathroom doing things with his "5-year-old girlfriend". Police say Seckar made at least 180 such calls wasting a hundreds of hours of police time and valuable manpower. Seckar says he made the calls because he "was bored" and in his own defense, says he still thinks they were pretty funny!

So,

For calling 911 more frequently than Zsa Zsa Gabor calls Life Alert.

For ratcheting up the crazy in Florida when Florida needs more crazy like Osama bin Laden needs another hole in the head.

And for breaking the law just because he was bored. Hey, Mason, if everyone who listens to this show broke the law every time they got bored, we'd have a millennium long backlog of Small Town Crime Wave stories.

We are proud to name Mason Seckar of Oshkosh as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week!
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may 19th 2011
Well, this is it! According to that one dude, Saturday the world is going to end. Here's a list of:

WHAT CELEBRITIES WILL BE DOING DURING SATURDAY'S APOCALYPSE


ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER...won't see any of the apocalypse since, if the pictures of the maid he's been banging are any indication, he's been totally blind for 14 years.

BILL CLINTON...will ignore the reports of the apocalypse and will head to Bay Beach Saturday where he will spend the day repeatedly unzippin' his pippin.

JAY CUTLER...will spend the day pouting and weeping...not because it's the end of the world...but because it's a day that ends in "y".

OSAMA BIN LADEN...will be unaware of the apocalypse since he'll be spending the day being passed through some ocean bottom-feeder's colon.

RICH BRITISH WOMEN...will spend the day watching as "the sun becomes black as hair sackcloth, and the whole moon becomes red like blood" while trying to find big goofy hats that match the color scheme.

MICHAEL STIPE AND OTHER MEMBERS OF THE BAND R.E.M....will feel fine.

THE EDITOR OF THE GREEN BAY PRESS GAZETTE...will spend the day making excuses for why "apocalypse" is misspelled on the front page headline.

KEITH RICHARDS...will spend Saturday getting acquainted with many cockroaches since, as of Sunday, they will be his only living companions.

BRETT FAVRE...will spend the day converting to the Hindu religion which believes in reincarnation so he can spend the rest of eternity trying to decide if he’s going to come back or not.
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may 19th 2011
Fresh off appearances on both the Late Show with David Letterman and the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Michael Palascak returns to the Skyline Comedy Cafe and the Rick and Len Show.

Tonight, holy hell! It's WAPL Night!!!!

You can make reservations by calling 920-734-JOKE or on-line. You should mention it's WAPL Night on the phone or enter WAPL where it says "coupon" on the check-out page when ordering tickets here at the new Skyline website. And Michael will be joining us on-air Friday morning at 8 for fun and frivolity!

We'll find out how his life has changed since his career took off like a rocket right after his last Appleton appearance.


http://youtu.be/CQe5zcfEGQI
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may 18th 2011
Check out the video here as Martin Short gives Osama the Elton John treatment on Tuesday night's Late Show with David Letterman! (By that I mean he sings a version of Candle in the Wind, not that he has buttsecks with him!)


http://youtu.be/0I2urboaloE
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may 18th 2011

Rick and Len wait with breathless anticipation to see if they'll be selected as the new hosts for the TV show Discover Wisconsin. Their on-air audition may not have helped their cause.
To hear Len's wickedly delicious accordion re-work of the DW theme song, click here.
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may 16th 2011
Former Packer standout Gilbert Brown is back in Green Bay as head coach of the expansion Green Bay Chill of the Lingerie Football League, which kicks off its season August 26th at the Resch Center. It'll be the Chill vs. the Minnesota Valkyrie in a game nationally televised on MTV2.
Tickets are on sale at Ticketstar outlets, by phone at 1-800-895-0071 or at www.ticketstaronline.com.

Pictured at left is Coach Brown with Chill quarterback Anne Edler (left) and running back Jennifer Dennison. At right are the same players with WAPL's LenNelson.
The LFL plays arena-style tackle football.
Coach Brown says "These girls are gonna hit!"
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may 16th 2011
May 7th City of Beaver Dam
At 3pm, police received a report that there were two people lying on the ground in the community garden. Police made contact with the man and woman and asked them to leave.

May 1st City of Cudahy
A 30-year-old man was arrested for disorderly conduct after a neighbor heard four gunshots fired in a backyard on Manitoba Avenue. The man told police he fired the gunshots into the ground to celebrate the news that Osama Bin Laden had been killed.

May 14th City of Green Bay
Police apprehended a naked man who fled St. Vincent Hospital on foot just after noon. The naked man, who reportedly ran through the hospital cafeteria before exiting the hospital, was able to elude police for some time. Eventually, Green Bay Police, with help from Brown County Sheriff's Deputies, set up a perimeter west of the hospital. But police still couldn't catch the naked man because he kept slipping ahead of the perimeter. Acting on a tip, police found the naked man hiding in a back yard on South Webster Avenue, about a block north of the hospital. Police suspect the naked man was under the influence of drugs.

May 11th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Officers responded to a report of two women rolling around on the ground and a man taking pictures of them on George Road. The officer issued them a verbal warning.

May 8th City of Portage
Police responded to a report of someone throwing a bicycle into the canal near the Wisconsin River. A responding officer found a 21-year-old man nearby. The man told police the bicycle was his and he threw it in the water because he was angry with it.

May 12th City of Shawano
Shawano City police investigated a report that women were being propositioned by a man while shopping in the Friends for Christ store in Shawano.

May 9th Village of Bonduel
Deputies attempted to locate a man who was suspected of shooting up as he was going through the drive-thru at Burger King. According to a Burger King employee, the man had the needle in his arm and sounded strange over the intercom. It is not known if the man received his order.
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may 16th 2011
Friday, it was revealed that U.S. Special Forces have uncovered Osama bin-Laden's personal porn stash! Obviously, everybody wants to know, "What movies was he watching"? We'll here's the top ten:

PORN FILMS THEY FOUND AT BIN-LADEN'S

10. Debbie Does Islamabad
9. Big Burqua Beauties
8. Brokeback Camel Boy
7. Djibouti Call
6. Sects in the City
5. Abottabad to My Bone
4. Hot Mecca MILFS: Mullas I'd Like to F....ornicate
3. Jihad? Gee Hard!
2. Tailiban-gers
1. Deep Goat!
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