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may 27th


May 25th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported someone stole a cement badger from her yard and replaced it with a cement dog.

May 20th City of Shawano
A resident notified police of receiving an unusual phone call. Someone had called their home and left a message saying "There is blood everywhere. Two people will die tonight". The resident told police that using their caller ID they returned the call and informed the caller that they must have left the message at the wrong number.

May 6th City of Marshfield
An officer responded to a report of a video on Facebook showing a 16-year-old boy consenting to the cold water challenge. The officer located the teenage boys responsible for the video who told them they “wanted to ‘step up’ the cold water challenge” so they started a bicycle on fire and rode it into a pond. The next day they went back to the pond and the 16-year-old consented to putting on multiple layers of clothing and having the outer layer started on fire before he jumped into the water. No one was injured but police warned the boys about negligent handling of burning materials.

May 25th Village of Hustiford
A woman called police to report that her neighbor moved her fire pit and is now following her around with a weed eater while she's trying to talk outside on the phone.

May 14th city of Waukesha
A resident called police to report two people "making out" in a vehicle. The caller told officers that the vehicle was parked on the street for the past 20 minutes and the windows were too fogged up for them to see inside to find out what was going on. Responding officers found the vehicle was unoccupied but had tinted windows.

May 22nd Town of Beaver Dam
Police responded to a report of a woman chasing geese with a rake. Responding officers told the woman to “stop it”.

May 5th Village of Jackson
A  mother called police to report that as her 12-year-old son was walking home from the Community Center, another 12-year-old walked up and slapped him in the face, without provocation. When interviewed, the boy said that he had been egged on by a girl to do it. After speaking to the parents and the victim, the two 12-year old boys reportedly shook hands and became friends again.

May 20th Village of Sigel
The new owners of a home called police and reported the former tenants returned to the home and used weed killer to create a giant swastika in their yard.

May 24th City of Shawano
A woman called police to report her sister threw a pizza at her.

May 15th City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report she was slapped in the back of the head by a male co-worker. The accused assailant admitted his actions to police but told them he only slapped the coworker in the back of the head because his manager told him she would give him a dollar if he did so.

May 17th City of Oak Creek
A woman called police to report a housekeeper at the Red Roof Inn walked into her room and saw her naked. When the responding officer arrived at the hotel, he found the caller was the subject of two outstanding warrants and promptly arrested her.

May 12th Village of Jackson
Officers were dispatched to the Piggly Wiggly regarding a 29-year-old man who was throwing cans inside the store because his mother would not buy him beer. After his mother refused to buy him beer, the man allegedly started swearing at her and threw a beer can across the store that burst open after hitting the wall in front of the Guaranty Bank. The man claimed that his mother had slapped a beer out of his hand but couldn’t explain how it had flown across the store.

May 23rd Village of Nekoosa
An anonymous caller reported two men selling marijuana door to door.

April 27th City of Neenah
A caller reported that a physical fight was taking place. Officers found several intoxicated people, including one woman who had a chipped tooth and was bleeding. She said she could not remember how she got hurt. Three of the people involved were offered a ride home by police or told to call a cab. They told police they would call a cab, but an officer saw them leave in their vehicle so he stopped the car and cited the driver for operating while intoxicated.

May 20th Town of Seneca
A man reported a truck had been parked on The side of the road for several days. A deputy found the owner coming out of the woods with a turkey.

May 19th City of Shawano
Police received a report of a woman in her 20s or 30s on East Green Bay Street wearing a black dress and sunglasses kicking her legs in the air in an attempt to stop passing cars.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:15 am Comment On This Post

may 23rd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…the Appleton City Council who despite its success in other Wisconsin cities and support from the Appleton Chief of Police voted this week to outlaw pedal pubs in the city.

So,

For bolstering Appleton’s reputation as the city where fun goes to die.
For not understanding that when you outlaw pedal pubs, only outlaws will have pedal pubs.

For proving that while drinking in Appleton in downtown acceptable, exercise will not be tolerated.   

We are proud to name members of the Appleton City Council as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post

may 19th


April 29th City of Chilton
A caller reported a "bloody man" was walking around a store on East Chestnut Street. The man told responding officers, "This is what happens when you help your kids".

May 5th Town of Menasha
Police responded to a report of a 49-year-old Menasha man and a 51-year-old Appleton man fighting. The Appleton man was reportedly standing in a driveway when the Menasha man slowly drove in the driveway approaching the Appleton man and stopping when his car struck the man. Being struck by the car upset the Appleton man who approached the driver and punched the car and the two men proceeded to punch and kick one another.

May 3rd City of Chilton
Police received reports of an older gentleman rollerblading in the middle of the road on Madison Street. The man told responding officers he thought what he was doing was legal and said he was just entertaining the traffic.

May 15th City of Shawano
A mother called police to report a girl on her son's school bus called her son fat.

May 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident reported a man outside “doing karate” to very loud music and yelling at houses. Officers warned the man and later arrested him when he wouldn’t stop yelling.

May 4th City of Chilton
Police responded to a report from someone on Riverview Heights Court of a completely naked elderly man outstanding in a field.

May 8th City of Oak Creek
Police responded to an anonymous report of an angry goose.

May 3rd City of Cudahy
A 50-year-old man was arrested for violating terms of his probation by visiting his ex-girlfriend’s apartment. The man said he knew he was violating the probation terms by visiting her, but told police “the woman is crazy and the sex is amazing.”

May 6th City of Oak Creek
A 40-year-old man was cited for operating while intoxicated after his car struck a fence outside a home. According to police reports the man behaved in a bizarre manner while in custody and was wearing a football helmet while urging police to hire him as an undercover officer.

May 3rd City of Waukesha
Police responded to a report of a suspect trying to enter a business. However, the man, who was highly intoxicated, told police he was not trying to gain entry but rather was just urinating on the door. Police attempted to locate a urine spot to verify the man’s story but were unable to do so due to wet conditions.

May 14th City of Beaver Dam
A woman called police and reported that a bartender at a local tavern ripped a $10 bill in half. When an officer arrived, the bartender admitted he had ripped the $10 bill in half as a joke, then, taped it back together and placed it in the cash drawer. The bartender apologized for his actions.

May 7th City of Waukesha
A woman reported her cat was taken from her apartment. When police asked her details about her cat and its whereabouts, the woman became irritated, said the questions were “stupid” and hung up.

May 11th City of Marshfield
An employee of a business called police because there was an unsupervised 4-year-old child in their store. Store employees determined the child and his 8-year-old brother had been inside the store without a parent and the older child had left by himself. The mother of the 4-year-old was contacted and she told the store employee she was busy cooking dinner and did not have time to come get her child.

May 11th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police received a call reporting a vehicle driving in circles in the technical college parking lot. Responding officers discovered it was a father who was having his daughter practice her driving skills.

May 11th Town of Saratoga
Officers responded to a report of children putting their toys in the middle of the road on Highway 73 so they could watch them get run over by cars.

May 10th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported she was hosting a family gathering at her home when her neighbor came over uninvited and now wouldn't leave.

May 10th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A bartender called police and told them a man was outside the tavern talking to inanimate objects. Police told the man to leave and not come back.

May 10th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller told police “a kid keeps pacing in front of the house and they want him to go home.” Police talk to the boy and his cousin and they went home.

May 5th City of Whitefish Bay
Police were called after a man was seen in his front yard “practicing his bull whip” and it “looked suspicious”. According to the police report, the man “was not using the bull whip in a threatening manner” and no citations were issued.

May 5th City of Greenfield
A resident called police to report seeing a limping raccoon. They told police they feared the raccoon's limp would make it difficult for him to climb trees.

May 9th City of Greenfield
A 911 caller reported two elderly females were arguing with staff at the American Legion Post after they were allegedly caught cheating at bingo. The women then reportedly went outside and started yelling and banging on the windows. The disruptive bingo cheaters were last seen traveling eastbound in a silver Ford Expedition. Police were unable to locate the women.

May 9th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller from an elementary school told police that several children had complained that a 12-year-old male was hanging around the playground area and “flipping off” the students.

May 11th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police to report his neighbor was calling him names. Officers warned both men to “be nice to each other".
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:33 am Comment On This Post

may 12th


May 10th City of Marshfield
A 41-year-old man reported an unidentified man left three dead snakes at the rear entry of The Swamp Bar.

May 10th City of Wausau
Police arrested a 22-year-old man on charges of recklessly endangering safety after a 911 caller reported that a man was walking down the street and shooting at trees.

April 27th City of Waukesha
A caller got into a verbal altercation with the manager at George Webb Restaurant  after he allegedly found a screw in his French fries. The complaint was found to be unsubstantiated and the manager wishes to ban the customer from the restaurant for life.

May 5th Town of Beaver Dam
A 14-year-old girl called police to report that her father pulled her hair in an effort to get her out of bed and go to school. Police agreed the girl should get out of bed and go to school but suggested methods other than pulling her hair to get her to do so.

May 1st City of Oak Creek
Police were called to Oak Creek Middle School where a student was allegedly showing a close-up picture of a vagina on his cellphone to other students. The picture was deleted from the cellphone prior to police arrival.

April 21st City of Brown Deer
Police were called to Mutual Bank were a man upset about a fee charged to his account allegedly threw some paper.

April 25th City of Waukesha
Officers responded to a report of people in front of a residence holding a sign that read "Honk and we will drink" to passing drivers. Police told the people it was okay to hold up the sign but to not yell at traffic.

April 25th City of Waukesha
A group of men with open intoxicants were yelling at another group of men who were urinating in public for breaking the law. Members of both groups of men were cited by police.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:06 am Comment On This Post

may 9th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Green bay Mayor Jim Schmitt, who while he has always had full, and bushy eyebrows, has apparently let them grow to frightful proportions. If recent media coverage of Green Bay’s ongoing negotiations with Wall Mart has proved anything, it’s that two wooly caterpillars are apparently hibernating above the mayor’s eyes.

So,

For letting his eyebrows get wilder and hairy than a 70’s porn star’s cooch.

For demonstrating to the world that somebody must have put his eyebrow trimmer on a high shelf.

And for proving that when it comes to his eyebrows, the mayor just doesn’t give a pluck.

We are proud to name Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt with his frighteningly feral eyebrows as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:37 am Comment On This Post

may 5th


April 20th Village of Jackson
A 40-year-old woman reported that she was sitting on the couch while her boyfriend was kneeling on the ground in front of her. She told him that she couldn’t trust him anymore and challenged him to log into his Christianmingle.com account to prove that he wasn’t actively searching for other women. He replied that he couldn’t remember his password, got upset, and made an obscene gesture. The man god police that when he made the obscene gesture, the woman grabbed his middle finger and bent it back, causing him pain.

May 1st Village of Bowler
Police responded to a report of a man firing a pellet gun with "his butt hanging out".

April 29th City of Shawano
Police received a call from a man parked in the Shawano Medical Center a lot. The man told police that when he returned to his parked truck he found it was covered in bodily fluids. The police report confirmed that the vehicle was in fact "covered in feces and loogies".

May 2nd City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported that were young children hiding somewhere in his house. When police arrived they were unable to find any small children in the home.

April 19th Village of Jackson
An officer stopped a vehicle after a routine computer inquiry indicated that the registered owner was never issued a driver’s license. The 20-year-old woman provided a driver’s license with a photograph and physical description that didn’t match her. While in the back of the squad car, the woman became agitated, started yelling that “This is bull!" and, “You have nothing better to do?”, which police indicate is a common accusation made by people caught doing something stupid.

April 20th Village of Jackson
Officers were dispatched to a Chestnut Court apartment where a mother reported that her sons, ages 14 and 17, had been disrespectful and one knocked over a coffee table in an effort to get out of attending Easter church services.

April 22nd City of Waukesha
A man called police to report finding two packs of Sweet Tarts on his front porch. The man told police he can’t imagine anyone he knows leaving the Sweet Tarts on his porch.

April 22nd City of Greenfield
A woman called police after a driver backed up and almost struck her vehicle in order to get a parking space at Old Country Buffet. The caller stated she honked her horn at the other driver, who then “flipped her off” and told her, “Why don’t you die.” The caller then became frustrated and made sarcastic comments to the other driver. The responding officer could not locate the driver in question, but the caller was advised about exchanging hostilities with other drivers over a parking space.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:34 am Comment On This Post

may 2nd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Democratic candidate for Wisconsin governor Brett Hulsey who yesterday announced plans to hand out white Ku Klux Klan-style hoods to Wisconsin Republicans as they gather for their annual convention today. Hulsey, a state representative, called the hood, which he says he made with his daughter’s sewing machine, "A Wisconsin Republican Party hat" and said that "people can interpret it any way they want."

So,

For making a hood that’s apparently just as pointy as his pin head.  

For trying make a Ku Klux Klan hood the “lynch” pin of his campaign which would be his burning cross to bear and could end up grand dragon him down.  

And for not understanding that the only type of hood he needs is a latex one for his penis so doesn’t catch something while doing all this attention whoring.

We are proud to name Democratic candidate for Wisconsin governor and amateur Klan tailor Brett Hulsey as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post

may 1st


A new Gallup Poll show that 50% of Illinois residents wish they lived in another state.


REASONS HALF THE POPULATION OF ILLINOIS WOULD LEAVE IF THEY COULD

10. Sick of being FIBS, would rather move to Ohio and become FOBS.

9. Too hard to drive like an a-hole in state where so does everyone else.

8. Many fear impending earthquake may be set off by the constant rumbling of George Halas continually turning over in his grave for the past 30 years.

7.  Afraid if they get arrested, they may have to share a prison cell with one of their many incarcerated former governors.

6. Years of watching Simon Cowell on TV, makes them want to move to Hollywood where they apparently pay big money for being a rude, arrogant douchebag.

5. Following reports of plans to put the Obama Presidential Library in Chicago, they're afraid someone might start to make them learn how to read.

4. After years of vacationing in Door County and the Wisconsin Dells, would like to try their hands at ruining other lovely tourist destinations.

3. Just want to live in a state with a professional football team.

2. Many getting sick of living among all the creepy Ditka porn ‘staches…even the ones on the guys.

1. Not enough beaches in the state because most of the sand is in their starting quarterback’s vagina.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:16 am Comment On This Post