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sep 30th 2010
Tom Simmons joins Rick and Len Friday morn at 8. See Tom tonight, WAPL night, at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton and get 2 for 1 admission. Make your reservations at 920-734-JOKE (5653).

That's also the number to call to see Tom headlining the shows Friday at 10:15 and Saturday at 8 and 10:15.

Doug Stanhope will headline the a very special 7:30 show on Friday (with Tom as the feature act!) Get your tickets for this show only by clicking


Check out Tom Simmons in action below...
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sep 29th 2010
lol! Love this. thanks for the laughs, as always, guys!
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sep 29th 2010
After considerable prodding, Calumet County District Attorney Ken "The Prize" Kratz finally says he's going to resign. What's more, he may lose his license to practice law. Oh, what will he do? Here's some of our suggestions.


10. Dunk tank clown at Calumet County Fair.

9. Mascot for Pabst Blue Ribbon since like a blue ribbon, Kratz, too is a prize.

8. Manager of the Thumb Fun Amusement Park in Door County since who knows more about fun with thumbs than a guy who texts as much as he does.

7. Facial follicle farmer who grows mustaches for gay porn stars who can't grow gay enough mustaches of their own.

6. Male prostitute satisfying sad, lonely females in the walrus enclosure at Sea World.

5. Drill site for British Petroleum since that bastard is even oiler than the gulf.

4. Script writer for a new Addams Family movie since a person who thinks taking a date to an autopsy should be able to come up with more scenarios that are equally creepy, kooky and all together ookie.

3. Demonstration model for equestrian proctology students who need to learn about horse's asses.

2. Something that requires no talent, skill or ability that can be performed by a useless jerk with no moral compass...but screw him, if he thinks we're giving up these jobs.

1. Poison Center volunteer where he can hit on women who've ingested toxins to induce vomiting.
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sep 29th 2010
Comic Doug Stanhope will be appearing at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton for one night, one show only this Friday night at 7:30. See the former Man Show host (and Rick and Len Show FAVORITE!) in all his depraved glory!

Tickets are limited and can ONLY be purchased on-line at


Keep listening to the Rick and Len Show this week for a chance to win an autographed copy of Doug's latest CD From Across the Street.
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sep 27th 2010
September 21st City of Oshkosh
Police were called to a West 10th Avenue location to get a 9-year-old boy with a machete out of a tree. The boy, who had had an argument with his grandparents, took a machete and climbed the garage roof. When officers arrived, they tried to get the boy to come down, but he jumped off the roof, ran down the street and climbed a tree on West 11th Avenue. Officers knocked the machete out of the tree before climbing the tree and talking the boy into coming down.

September 3rd City of Menasha
An officer observed a 3-year-old boy walking alone down State Highway 47 carrying a bottle...and a dinner roll.

September 23rd Village of Tigerton
A Shawano County Sheriff's Deputy reported that they chased a donkey out of the cemetery.

September 21st City of Shawano
Police responded to a report from South Sawyer Street of a little girl poking a dog with a stick.

September 23rd City of Fond du Lac
Police responded to a call from a 50-year-old woman
at the Holiday Inn. The woman told police that a man who answered her Craig's List ad titled "Busty Red Head" had agreed to pay her $200 plus $50 for gas to accompany him to a retirement party. After the two went to the Holiday Inn to have sex, the man admitted he didn't have the money to pay the woman and locked her out of the room and kept her clothes. Police arrested the woman and charged her with prostitution. The man remains at large.

September 12th City of Wauwatosa
Dispatchers received a call reporting a reckless driver on North Mayfair Road. The driver nearly struck another car, was swerving between lanes and failed to use his turn signal. According to police, the driver had packages of salami and cheese and a loaf of bread on the passenger seat and was driving while making a sandwich.
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sep 27th 2010
This guy in front of the WAPL stage during Vic Ferrari!
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sep 24th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...for the second consecutive week (a feat unprecedented in Weenie of the Week history)...Calumet County D.A. Ken "The Prize" Kratz. Of course, Ken earned the distinction last week for repeatedly sexting a domestic abuse victim whose assailant he was supposed to be prosecuting.

However, this week we learned that "The Prize" allegedly shared confidential information about a police investigation into the whereabouts of a missing woman with a date he met on After the watch the autopsy of the of the deceased woman but only if the date would wear a skirt and heels and agree to be his girlfriend.


For apparently getting his dating advice from episodes of The Addams Family.

For being creepier than Dollar Store underwear.

For allegedly wanting to take a date to the morgue which is ironic since most women wouldn't be caught dead on a date with Ken Kratz.

And for finding a way to make himself even creepier which is comparable to water finding a way to make itself wetter, Jeff Foxworthy finding a way to make his neck redder or Sheboygan finding a way to make itself even weirder.

We are proud to name Calumet County D.A. Ken "The Prize" Kratz, for the second week in a our Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

(Side note: I read Stephen King's book The Shining about a billion years ago. I remember that near the beginning of the book, the main character Jack Torrence is applying for the job as off-season care taker for the big, spooky Overlook Hotel. As the manager is interviewing him, Jack keeps looking at him and keeps thinking the same words over and over. "Officious prick!" That's the same reaction I have to the picture of Kratz on the above left--Rick)
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sep 23rd 2010
Maybe Obama will take them out for a beer and make it all better.
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sep 23rd 2010

She'll be in the studio with us Friday morning round about 8am. You can see her tonight at Skyline Comedy Cafe. It's WAPL night with 2 for 1 admission. Just call 920-734-JOKE (5653).

If you're too good for the 2 for 1 admission, see her Friday or Saturday night for full price. It's your life! Just don't miss her!
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sep 23rd 2010
September 17th City of Waupun
A 30-year-old man was taken to the hospital after he told employees at the Walgreen's that vampires were trying to rip his head off. Walgreen's employees told police that the man had red marks on his neck and was sweating and acting anxious.

Now that we have our first evidence that they are in our area, as a public service, we assembled this list of signs that the person you meet might be a vampire!

If the person you encounter sucks even harder than the Chicago Bears...they might be a vampire.

If their skin is whiter than a Tea Party rally...they might be a vampire.

If their breath is reminiscent of what it would smell like if Kaukauna had an ass...they might be a vampire.

If their mouths are dripping with blood…and they weren't just hunting with Dick Cheney...they might be a vampire.

If they have a fear of water and smell like death and they're not the bride at a Menasha wedding...they might be a vampire.

If they meet Salma Hayek and they're more interested in her neck and than her boobs, her glorious, glorious boobs...they might be a vampire.

If they feast on human blood and suck the souls of the newly born...and they're not Larry King...they might be a vampire.

If their overall demeanor is even creepier than a date with Ken Kratz...they're definitely a vampire!
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sep 23rd 2010
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sep 23rd 2010
Here's some of the video of the guy suing Menasha for TEN million dollars for the "intentional infliction of emotional distress, pain and suffering and intentional malice by putting my life in imminent danger with reckless behavior" over a May 30th police call about a possible burglary. The guy, who was not the burglar but still refused to show cops his I.D., just wanted cops to take him at his word that he was on his own property and couldn't understand why they needed some proof.

To see all of his videos of the police call (and video of him showing of his Dan the Tire Man t-shirt, which he claims police would be stupid to think someone would wear to commit a burglary) click here:
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sep 22nd 2010
KFC has been paying college co-eds $500 a piece to use their butts as human billboards for their Double Down sandwiches (which, ironically, have no buns). A KFC spokesman says it's some of their least expensive but most effective advertising.

Here's some other "non-traditional" ways KFC could advertise.


10. Get Mel Gibson to angrily scream about the two-piece white-meat combo during next phone call to estranged wife.

9. Give money to dying celebrities like Zsa Zsa Gabor to say that when she kicks the bucket it will be one of theirs.

8. Because their barbecued wings are artificially orange-colored hunks of meat, get them roles on Jersey Shore.

7. Get Paris Hilton hooked on their food. If questioned by police, make sure she tells them it’s not her bucket and she thought the drumstick was gum.

6. Offer choice of Extra Crispy or Original Recipe to Brett Favre. Cash in on six months of free advertising as the news media camps outside of his Mississippi home waiting for him to make a decision.

5. Send some of those Mashed Potato bowls to a couple morning radio guys who didn't have breakfast and they'll talk about nothing else until 10am.

4. Get tea party activists to claim they suspect the Variety Bucket is a secret Muslim just because it's half dark meat.

3. Create misleading rumor about ingredients in their pot pies by making Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg their new spokespersons.

2. Five words: Colonel Sanders celebrity sex tape.

1. Pay Calumet County D.A. Ken Kratz to start including the phrase "finger licking good" in his creepy texts to vulnerable women.
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sep 21st 2010
Well, the big news in the Ken "The Prize" Kratz story today is that a woman is now claiming the embattled Calumet County D.A. once took her on a date at a Green Bay restaurant and that during the meal "The Prize" took several phone calls from detectives investigating the disappearance of a person who was later found to have been killed. The woman claims that "The Prize" discussed details of the investigation with her that had not been revealed to the public.

The woman also says that Kratz later sent her a text in which he invited her to go with him to an autopsy, provided she would be his girlfriend and would wear high heels and a skirt.

She says she met Kratz through a dating service. I'm guessing,

The other development is that Kratz, while refusing to resign, has decided to take medical leave. Gee, I wonder what's wrong with him?

Here's some possible medical conditions afflicting "The Prize".

Nymph-amania: A neurological condition that results in sufferers excessive use of the word "nymph".

Hypersensitivity to Acetic Acid: An allergic reaction to vinegar brought on by being such an enormous douchebag.

AIDS: Contracted from oral contact with his own gay-ass mustache.

Tennessee Tux-ocity:
a rare congenital disorder where a person's own body starts poisoning itself out of shear embarrassment upon learning that it looks like Chumley, the cartoon walrus from the 60's cartoon series Tennessee Tuxedo.

Cream of the Cropophilia:
A delusional disorder where the sufferer believes himself to be a prize when, in fact, that's only true if the prize is for biggest, steaming hot turd.

Inflammation of the digiti primus:An infection of the thumbs caused by excessive texting alternating with sitting around with them both up your ass while you should be writing your resignation.

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sep 21st 2010
Apparently, the ability to teach spelling IS NOT among the 15 best things about South Bend, Indiana public schools.
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sep 20th 2010
Calumet County District Attorney Ken "The Prize" Kratz has said he will not resign. Instead, he's taking some "medical leave". Since when has being a creepy a-hole been considered a medical condition? If that was the case, I'd be in intensive care!

Apparently, the medical condition must be his blindness that prevents him from seeing that what he did was wrong! To help, "The Prize" we've assembled these easy to recognize signs that...


If you're less popular than Ted Nugent at a PETA might be time to resign.

If Mel Gibson has a better chance of becoming a sensitivity trainer than you have of getting might be time to resign.

If your presence is less appreciated than mine at an might be time to resign.

If you have less support than Barrack Obama at a Klan might be time to resign.

If you'd have had to done what Bill Clinton did to leave a worst taste in people's might be time to resign.

If the folks at Massengill concede that even with over 70 years of experience behind them, they've still never seen a bigger's definitely time to resign!!!!!!!
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sep 20th 2010
August 31st City of Menasha
A patrol officer on First and Racine streets observed a man urinating on the sidewalk. The man was very intoxicated and initially denied it. After the officer pointed out to the man that he had also urinated on himself, he apologized.

September 8th City of Beaver Dam
Police were called to the Shell Travel Mart where an alert clerk caught a perpetrator in the act of absconding with a Tootsie Roll.

September 7th Village of Pulaski
A Nightingale Drive resident reported to police that someone pooped in her mailbox.

September 7th City of Portage
Police received a report of the theft of a flag with a picture of a big yellow smiley face.

September 13th City of Whitefish Bay
Police responded to a 911 call on North Hollywood. The resident told responding officers there was no emergency and that her 15-year-old daughter "dials and texts in her sleep."

September 10th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported to police that her father brought a pickup load of her belongings to school and just left them.
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sep 17th 2010
Members of the Fox Cityz Foxz will be suited up in their roller derby outfits and selling tickets for the Jonah Hinds raffle at Gander Mountain in both Appleton and Sheboygan tomorrow (Saturday) morning at 10!

Buy some tix from hot chicks, help a great kid and win cool stuff like an Aaron Rodger's autographed jersey, Ted Nugent signed boar skull, an Amazon Kindle or any of the other great prizes.

For a complete list of prizes (and to learn more about Jonah or buy tickets on-line) click the Help Twitchy Raffle icon on the right!

Tickets are just $10 each, six for $50 or 13 for $100. Thanks for your support and good luck!
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sep 17th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Calumet County District Attorney Ken "The Prize" Kratz who, over the course of three days, sent 30 text messages of a domestic abuse victim whose assailant Kratz was supposed to be prosecuting. Among the messages were gems like...

"Are u the kind of girl that likes secret contact with an older married elected DA...the riskier the better?"

"Hey...Miss Communication, what's with the sticking point? Your low self-esteem and you fear you can't successfully play in my big sandbox?"

"I'm the attorney. I have the $350,000 house. I have the 6-figure career. You may be the tall, young, hot nymph, but I am the prize!"


For sending text messages that are almost as creepy as his 70's gay porno mustache.

For claiming to be "the prize", when, as far as I know, no woman has ever considered a man who looks like the mutant offspring of Chris Farley and Joseph Stalin a "prize".

For not realizing that "prizes" like him don’t come in a Cracker Jack box...they come in a tissue.

And for causing a world wide "w" shortage by creating texts for which the only suitable response is ..."Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"!

We are proud to name Calumet County D.A. Ken Kratz as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
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sep 16th 2010
The autographed Aaron Rodgers jersey and and autographed Ted Nugent boar's head are just the tip of the iceberg for prizes in the Jonah Hinds benefit raffle.

To see the complete list of prizes and to buy your tickets on-line (and to learn more about Jonah), click the Help Twitchy Raffle icon on the right.

Jonah is a great kid and his family is facing medical bills will into the 6 figures and the insurance company ain't paying it. do what you can to help by buying your raffle tickets today!
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