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oct 26th 2012
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…The Capitol police officer who was terminated this past week after he accidentally fired his weapon inside the Wisconsin Governor’s Mansion. Neither Governor Walker or his family were at home at the time.

So,

For shooting off his weapon in an area usually more associated with politicians shooting off their mouths.

For making as many holes in the Governor’s mansion as most our governors have had in their heads.

And for being responsible for the most embarrassing accidental discharge in a government residence since Bill ruined Monica’s dress.

We are proud to name the Capitol police officer who accidentally discharged his weapon in Wisconsin Governor’s Mansion as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 5:55 pm Comment On This Post

oct 25th 2012
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…Jeffrey L. Manke of Oshkosh who was busted for speeding in Fond du Lac county last year. This week, Manke appeared before a state appeals court where he argued that Wisconsin's speeding statutes don’t pertain to him because they prohibit a PERSON from speeding. He contends his Bible studies show he is a “man”, not a “person”. Allow me to repeat that. He is a man, NOT A PERSON. Interesting distinction.

So,

For presenting an argument that proves that he doesn’t understand that justice is blind…not crazy.

For claiming he’s “a man not a person” which is like claiming he is a moron not idiot when clearly, both descriptions seem fitting.

And for trying to use the bible to talk his way out of a traffic ticket which, I’m guessing works about as well as trying to use the Wisconsin Drivers Instruction Manual to talk his way out of Hell.

We are proud to name Jeffrey L. Menke of Oshkosh as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 8:37 am Comment On This Post

oct 23rd 2012
One pundit last night was saying that we need another Presidential debate. Yeah, like Illinois needs another a-hole!

But then I thought, maybe he’s right here’s the top 10…

REASONS WE NEED A 4TH PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

10. The two hours the debates are on is the only time there isn’t a frickin’ singing competition on TV.

9. At least they’re slightly less painful than watching the Bears win.

8. There are probably still a couple more elderly news men who still haven’t moderated one.

7. I can bake frozen pizzas by just setting them in front of my TV and letting the residual heat from the candidates’ intense burning hatred for each other do the job.

6. One more debate might just be enough for me to finally make a decision… to take my own life.

5. Without debates to mock, Saturday Night Live more likely to do more of those pointless “What’s up with that?” sketches.

4. My neighbors will be lost without the rhythmic sound of me banging my head against the wall that lulls them to sleep at night.

3. The debates are best forum we have for bucking up the nation’s floundering bunting and podium industries.

2. Without the debates, we’d have to watch a Jermichael Finley highlight reel to see someone drop the ball as much these guys.

1. The time the debates are on are the only two hours all week I can turn on the TV without being bombarded with Obama and Romney ads.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:15 pm Comment On This Post

oct 15th 2012
According to an article in the Post Crescent this weekend, Grand Chute has become prostitution central.

GOOD THINGS ABOUT THE APPLETON AREA HAVING SO MANY ESCORTS

10. Otherwise, you’d have to go to city hall if you want to get jerked around.

9. Without area escort services Minnesota Vikings would refuse to stay at the Paper Valley Hotel.

8. Only other private pole dancers presently available for hire in the area are the Borgajewski Sisters who do one hell of a polka.

7. Not everybody can wait for Timber Rattlers’ Wednesday home games to get a bang for their buck.

6. Some guys are tired of the downtown hot dog vendor being the only person in town you can pay to handle your wiener.

5. Without escorts, if you’re seeking trampy looking women with too much make-up willing who do degrading things for money in Appleton, you have to stare in the window of the NBC 26 downtown studio while they’re doing the news.

4. Gives pathetic area losers a number to call other than the WIXX request line.

3. Without escorts, the only other thing a guy in the Appleton area can pay for that leaves him with feelings of disappointment, humiliation and self-loathing is the Post Crescent.

2. Former Appleton mayor Dorothy Johnson could use the extra cash.

1. It’s just nice to have somebody other than just me and Len who get paid to suck!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:00 pm Comment On This Post

oct 15th 2012
October 6th City of Hales Corners
A resident called police to report that seeing a man sucking on a cucumber near a playground. An officer was unable to locate alleged cucumber sucker.

October 7th City of Shawano
A South Lafayette Street resident reported a bag of kids toys and coloring books taken from a vehicle.

October 7th City of Shawano
Police were called to West Eagle Street where a homeowner reported soda, beer, and wine coolers were stolen from the garage however some coloring books were left behind.

October 2nd City of Germantown
Police were called to TJ Maxx where someone attempted to set off a stink bomb.  Officers recovered an opened “Fart Bomb” package inside the store, but did not locate a suspect.

October 2nd City of Oak Creek
A female employee at an local café called police to report that a new employee of the restaurant had given her a bear hug and that the force of the hug broke on of her ribs. No charges were brought because the rib appears to have been broken accidentally.

October 7th City of Greenfield
A 12-year-old boy was arrested after allegedly lying to the  manager of an indoor amusement place and claiming to be part of a birthday party group so he could ride the go-carts for free.

September 29th City of Waukesha
Several streets were blocked off after a woman reported seeing a man waving a rifle on a balcony. Police eventually determined it was actually just a man shaking dust off a broom.

September 29th City of Waukesha
A caller, who indicated he has a concealed carry permit, reported that an argument ensued after he drew a gun on four subjects he had confronted for driving recklessly. The caller told police that after the subjects moved on, he “reupholstered his weapon”.

October 5th City of Portage
A Herman Street resident called police to report someone had left a toilet on their front step.

October 10th City of Shawano
A clerk at a grocery store on East Green Bay Street called police to report a man who kept walking around the store and ducking into the women’s bathroom.

October 5th Village of Biron
A caller reported a slow driving vehicle driving on South Biron Drive. A responding deputy found in the occupants of vehicle were Boy Scouts selling popcorn.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:52 pm Comment On This Post

oct 15th 2012
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Andrew Bishop…the 21-year-old Minnesota man who got drunk, broke a window to gain access to the Wisconsin State Capitol Building then passed out on the dome. Not IN the dome. ON the dome! He was found unconscious on the 4th floor rooftop below the dome’s observation deck.

So,

For embarrassing himself at the Wisconsin State Capitol without even bothering to get elected first the way most people who embarrass themselves in that building do.

For slipping into unconsciousness in the most embarrassing place anyone has done so since…well, since the President did it in front a live national television audience at the debate in Denver last week.

And for doing a spot-on impression of Tommy Thompson without even having to utter the words “Packer organininization”. 

We are proud to name Andrew Bishop…the Minnesota man who got drunk, passed out on the dome of the Wisconsin State Capitol Building as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:47 pm Comment On This Post