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feb 20th


PRESIDENTIAL TRIVIA YOU NEVER LEARNED IN SCHOOL

George Washington...To his grave, denied cutting down that cherry tree, Insisting  it  was just "fake news" from the irresponsible mainstream media.

Martin Van Buren…he was not only our first president born to immigrants from the Netherlands. He was also the first president to use the White House master bedroom to give his wife a Dutch Oven.

Rutherford B. Hayes...sported a beard his entire adult life just to cover the fact that he had a chin that looked like a schnauzer’s butthole.

Grover Cleveland...remains the only president to share a first name with a Sesame Street character not counting President Snuffleupagus Jackson.

Richard Nixon…was so crooked he was buried in a coffin shaped like the letter C.

President Lyndon Johnson...would host baseball games on the White House lawn during which he’d amuse his staff by using his abnormally large penis as a bat.

Warren Harding... during his first term, his vice president was his imaginary friend "Skippy".

Dwight D. Eisenhower was so fond of the game of golf because the balls had exactly the same number of dimples as his wife’s pudenda.

James Madison...inadvertently started the War of 1812 when he refused to apologize for a particularly loud and noxious fart he let during a state dinner with the British ambassador.

President Bill Clinton...once got his penis stuck in the drain of a bathtub he mistook for a chubby, white girl.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:46 am Comment On This Post

feb 17th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Green Bay Packer General Manager Ted Thompson who hasn’t said jack frickin’ squat to T.J. Lang about the team’s intentions concerning the popular offensive lineman’s free agency status.

So, For not immediately re-signing him following a pro-bowl season, despite T.J. being the heart and soul of an offensive line that this season routinely gave Aaron Rodgers enough time to bake a cake before throwing a pass.

For just leaving T.J. hanging there like he’s Lance Armstrong good ball.

And for apparently thinking Don Barclay will be as good replacement for Lang which is like thinking hot horse piss is a good substitute for cold beer. (Nothing against Barclay, but so far he has proven himself to be NO T.J.)

We are proud to name Packer GM Ted Thompson as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:30 am Comment On This Post

feb 13th


January 29th City of Waukesha
An intoxicated woman thought her husband was trying to start their garage on fire after the two had an argument at their home. According to a police report, the man merely turned on a meat smoker in the garage to keep warm after his wife locked him out.

January 30th City of Waukesha
Police received a report of a man wearing a cape jumping in and out of traffic. The caped crusader was gone by the time police arrived.

January 23rd City of Neenah
A vehicle on South Park Avenue was idling in the driveway of the Neenah pool with one male occupant and no lights on. When an officer drove into the lot, the driver turned on the lights and left. After making a traffic stop, the officer found the driver was... perhaps the last person on earth still playing Pokemon Go.

January 24th City of Neenah
Police responded to reports of a woman on South Commercial Street going door-to-door asking people for money so she could buy cigarettes. Officers made contact with the woman who said she realized after she started it wasn't a good idea.

January 23rd Village of Fox Crossing
Officers responded for a report of a woman screaming in an apartment on Wilson Street. Officers spoke with a 34-year-old woman, who said that she was mad at her roommate. As officers investigated, it was determined that the woman was actually alone and the roommate she was yelling at was not in the apartment.

January 24th Village of Fox Crossing
A clerk at a convenience store called to report that a car has been parked in the back with someone in it for awhile. An officer located the car and found the driver was asleep. The driver, a 19-year-old man, told the officer that he had four beers earlier and drove to the convenience store parking lot as he likes to listen to music and didn’t want to wake his parents.

February 7th City of Oak Creek
A man called police and reported that he helped a stranger change a flat tire in the parking lot outside Kwik Trip. After the tire was changed, the driver gave the man a hug for helping him. During the hug, the driver picked the pocket of the man who helped him, stealing his $650 Samsung Galaxy S7 cell phone and about $30 in cash.

February 7th City of Oak Creek
A man was charged with disorderly conduct for his behavior while he was being charged with disorderly conduct. Police had been called to the Motel 6 where the man had been evicted for being loud. As the man was being taken into custody, he purposely poured a can of beer on to the motel carpet. While booking the man, he then "exposed his penis and urinated on the booking room floor" earning himself the second disorderly conduct charge.

February 4th City of Greenfield
An anonymous caller reported seeing a “pretty bird” under the freeway and wanted police to make sure it was okay. An officer responded to the area and found that the "pretty bird" was a colorful pigeon and was just fine.

January 29th City of Glendale
A 34-year-old man at Buffalo Wild Wings was cited for disorderly conduct after he received his order of chicken wings and then began to throw them around the restaurant in anger because he didn’t get barbecue sauce. When removed from the restaurant, the man continued to yell, saying he just got out of prison.

February 11th City of Oshkosh
A caller reported a man on Vine Street, near the UWO campus, who appeared to be drunk and had a handgun at a house. About 30 minutes later, the man went outside and fired the gun into the air. When police arrived, the man told them he fired the gun because he just "felt like doing something crazy".

February 9th Town of Saratoga
A man called police and reported finding underwear in his house that do not belong to him.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:56 am Comment On This Post

feb 10th



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Michael Witzke, the owner of Knights Jewelry in Appleton who was arrested Tuesday on charges of dealing methamphetamine out of his jewelry store which is less than 1000 feet from a middle school.

So,

For going from selling earrings to ‘earing the words “you’re under arrest”.

For going from selling 14-karat gold bracelets, to himself, sporting a pair supplied by the PD that are made from a far less precious metal.

For reportedly committing acts that could result in him being sentenced to spending a long time in a place where the only jewels he’ll be getting close to might be those of an overly affectionate cellmate.

And for allegedly thinking he could make more with crystals than he could with diamonds.

We are proud to name Michael Witzke, the owner of Knights Jewelry in Appleton who was arrested for allegedly dealing meth out of his store as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:10 am Comment On This Post

feb 3rd


THINGS TO DO WHILE NOT WATCHING THE SUPER BOWL

10. Watch the puppy bowl and bet fifty large on which one takes the biggest dump.

9. Write raunchy homoerotic fan fiction about a steamy affair between Joe Buck and Troy Aikman.

8. Play ongoing game of hide and seek with the bookie with whom you bet $5000 on the Packers to beat the Falcons all while adjusting to the idea of a future without thumbs.

7. Update investment portfolio to include Mexican manufactures of 41 foot ladders.

6. Bang Tom Brady's hot model wife while he's busy getting his cheating ass handed to him by the Falcons.

5. Consume all food and beverage items advertised during the big game just to see if you succumb to diabetes or liver failure first.

4. Keep wondering if all the time you spent at last’s year’s Super Bowl party sticking our face in the bowl of Cheetos and doing your “hilarious” Trump impression is the reason you didn’t get invited to any Super Bowl parties this year?

3. Play a spirited game of "got your nose" a leper.

2. Go to UC-Berkley, toast marshmallows over the still smoldering remains of our crumbling civilization.

1. Plan a full day with your wife or girlfriend going to one of those places where you make and paint your own pottery…all while gamely struggling not to put the gun in your mouth.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:47 am Comment On This Post

feb 3rd


We are proud name is this week’s Rick and Len show Weenie of the Week… Lovea Moore, the 20-year-old woman believed by police to be responsible for the theft of $18,000 worth of Crest tooth whitening strips, Rogaine hair growth treatment and razor blades from stores in Green Bay, De Pere, Oshkosh, Kaukauna, Neenah and Appleton. Moore is believed to have taken $6,000 in tooth whitening strips in Green Bay alone.

It is unclear why she allegedly wanted or needed $18,000 in hair growth formula, teeth whiteners and razors. We can only presume she's involved with some guy whose physical appearance she's trying to fix.

So,

For apparently dating a guy whose head must be as hairless as a pole dancer’s taint.

For apparently having a fella whose teeth must be as yellow as the streets of Fond du Lac at bar time.

And for apparently being involved with a dude whose face must be fuzzier than most women’s memories of a night with Bill Cosby.

We are proud to name Lovea Moore, the woman arrested for the theft of $18,000 worth of razors, Rogaine, and tooth whitening strips from northeast Wisconsin stores as this week's Rick and Len Show... WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:27 am Comment On This Post

jan 23rd


Usually to see a spanking like that you've got to go to a Fifty Shades of Gray movie.

Usually to see a shellacking like that you’ve got to refinish an antique armoire.

Usually to see a pasting like that you have to join me for my Thursday night scrapbooking class.

Usually to see a hammering like that you have to piss off Thor.

Usually to see a beating like that you gotta watch the video of that LA cop pulling over Rodney King.

Usually to see a waxing that thorough you’ve gotta stare at porn star’s cooter.

Usually the only thing you see get crushed that badly is Rick’s nuts on a narrow bike seat.

Usually the only thing you see get that thoroughly battered is a lake perch on a Friday night.

Usually the only thing that takes a licking like that is Bill Clinton’s penis.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:52 am Comment On This Post

jan 20th



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…28-year-old Kyle Bennin of Sheboygan. Last Thursday, he says he snorted a line of heroin, and then not being able to get the taste of the heroin out of his mouth, Bennin reportedly snorted crystal methamphetamine and went for a walk, at which point he saw a vehicle running in a driveway with no one around. Bennin told officers he "thought to himself that maybe this was the adventure he was looking for" and took the vehicle, but later got it stuck in the snow.

Bennin was arrested, charged with a misdemeanor and released.

Later that night, apparently still looking for “adventure”, Bennin reportedly damaged an Alliant Energy electrical box at an apartment building causing a power outage because he “gets a bad vibe from that building and thought that there may be vampires or a pedophile inside.”

Still, he wasn’t done looking for “adventure”. About 1am, Bennin knocked on a woman’s apartment door, while reportedly fondling himself. Bennin admitted to touching himself and told police the meth increases his libido and “kind of made him go off the rails.”

So,

For allegedly stealing a car, causing a power outage and fondling himself for an unwilling audience…all of which he meth-took for adventure.

For actions leading me to believe that the electrical box at that blacked out apartment wasn't the only thing in this story not hooked up right.

For apparently trying to protect Sheboygan from “vampires and pedophiles” begging the question, where are the vampires and pedophiles to protect Sheboygan from Kyle Bennin?

We are proud to name alleged meth head, car thief, vandal and public self-fondler Kyle Bennin of Sheboygan as this week's Rick and Len Show... WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:27 am Comment On This Post

jan 19th


INAUGURATION DRINKING GAME

Every time President Trump mentions the wall, drink a shot of tequila since I’m guessing the price on that stuff is going to be going way up real soon.

Whenever they show the President’s sons, Eric and Donald Jr, in their honor, drink two shots…of Bryl-Creem.

If the new President takes the oath of office on a miniature bible to make his right hand look bigger...drink a beer out of mug so enormous that it makes your hands look just as tiny as his.

If President Trump eschews using a bible and instead takes the oath of office with his right hand on Vladamir Putin’s left nipple…chug a whole bottle of premium Russian Vodka.

If when Hillary shows up, instead of locking her up, he just grabs her by the coochie... drink whatever you’ve got until your arms flail about like you’re the president mocking a disabled reporter.

If they show Bill and Hillary acting like a happy, loving couple... drink something that's going to taste just as good coming back up and it was going down.

Every time MS-NBC shows a shot of Chris Matthews, take a drink...of anything just to take your eyes off the TV long enough so you don’t find yourself staring at his very last Obama boner.

If you see President Trump use his inaugural speech as an opportunity to finally release his tax returns drink… a couple Red Bulls because, if you think he's going to do that, you need to wake up becuase you’re dreaming.

If the Russian hookers show up and confirm that one story, drink anything to fill your bladder with enough urine the president pays you to ruin a hotel bed.

If Kanye West interrupts the President’s speech with “Yo Donald, I'm really happy for you. I'mma let you finish, but Beyonce deserves to be president” …stop drinking, you’re going to want to clearly remember every moment of his secret service beat down.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:18 am Comment On This Post

jan 11th


December 11th Village of Omro
An anonymous caller reported a male subject walking northbound between Scott and Main Streets in the middle of the road, deviating back-and-forth. Another caller reported the man running through his yard, yelling and eating snow. Officers located the man in another yard, partially dressed, eating snow and making a snow angel. The man was transported to the hospital to stay until the controlled substance he had taken had worn off.

December 26th City of Antigo
Police received a call from a female subject requesting a ride to the store from officers to get cigarettes. Officers informed the woman that they do not do that and offered to give her the phone number for the transit system. The woman then told officers that getting the cigarettes was a matter of life or death and that if she did not get them she may end up "whacking herself". Officers told the woman she needed to get a ride from someone else.

January 4th Dane County
An employee at Ho Chunk casino called police after finding a plastic bag containing a "golf ball size amount" of heroin on the floor. Police checked surveillance camera video which revealed the plastic bag dropping out of the sweatpants of a recently arrived gambler. Officers located the gambler seated at a slot machine waiting to collect is $1500 winnings. According to the police report, "that is where his luck ran out".

December 26th City of Oak Creek
A woman was arrested after grabbing another woman’s purse out of her shopping cart in a checkout line at Pick ’n Save and then running out of the store and into a waiting cab. A security employee was able to stop the cab from leaving the lot and the woman was taken into custody. During the investigation police discovered the woman did not have any money to pay her $20 fare, so she had the driver stop at the store so she could run inside and steal a purse.

December 22nd City of Waukesha
Police received a report of a man who threatened to "shoot up" Fredrick's Hallmark Shop after a manager there refused to give him a cash refund for items he returned.

December 23rd City of Oak Creek
Police were called to an apartment complex where a man allegedly pulled a gun and threatened one of his neighbors during an argument about their loud snoring.

December 24th City of Oak Creek
A woman was taken into custody for disorderly conduct for pounding her fist on the registration counter and knocking over a Christmas tree in a motel lobby.

December 30th City of Oak Creek
Police went to Woodman's for a report that a man was bothering other customers while walking around the liquor department, opening bottles of alcohol and drinking out of them.

December 18th City of Greenfield
A Pet World employee called police and reported that a heavyset white male with a beard and a heavyset white female wearing glasses and a blue headband stole their Uromastyx (spiny-tailed lizard).

December 21st Village of Pewaukee
A woman called police to report an unknown person had decapitated her snowman.

December 22nd Village of Grafton
Police arrested a man for shoplifting after he fled a store with 28 DVDs stuffed down his pants.

January 5th Village of Oostburg
Police responded to an emergency at the Pizza Ranch where a male who accidentally used his mother's cosmetology bag, is bleeding profusely from a razor cut.

December 31st City of Antigo
A man police had been informed was driving erratically, pulled into the parking lot of the walk-in clinic and entered the emergency room. Officers were informed that the man had eaten a handful of rat poison two days earlier when he was intoxicated and looking for some candy. The man was cited for operating with a suspended license.

December 13th Village of Omro
A Larrabee Street resident called police because she said she had heard her boyfriend's car start up and move, but her boyfriend is currently out of town. Responding officers found no tracks around the boyfriend's car which was parked and covered in snow.

December 8th City of Green Bay
A woman who cut her finger slicing onions called 911 for advice.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:51 am Comment On This Post

jan 11th


REASONS RICK REALLY WANTS PACKERS TO BEAT THE COWBOYS.


10. Even if he had 50 colons, Cowboy’s owner Jerry Jones couldn’t be a bigger a-hole.

9. Even if he made the Guinness Book of World Records as the world’s largest odd-toed ungulate, Jerry Jones couldn’t be a bigger jackass.

8. Even if his parents were house flies and he fed exclusively on rotting flesh, Jerry Jones couldn’t be a bigger maggot.

7. Even if he had a long tail that could be used to make paint brushes and spewed road apples from his mouth, Jerry Jones couldn’t be a bigger horse’s ass.

6. Even if he held 500 gallons of viscous, gelatinous goo, Jerry Jones couldn’t be a bigger slime bucket.

5. Even if he was spherically shaped and made entirely of feces, Jerry Jones couldn’t be a bigger turd ball.

4. Even if he was born with a pouch designed to hold copious amounts of extraneous matter skimmed from the surface of foul, brackish water, Jerry Jones couldn’t be a bigger scumbag.

3. Even if he replaced every drop of blood in his circulatory system with vinegar and water, Jerry Jones couldn’t be a bigger douche-bag.

2. Even if he were attached to Ron Jeremy’s balls, Jerry Jones couldn’t be a bigger dick.

1. It will piss off Troy Aikman.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:34 am Comment On This Post

dec 16th 2016


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…a 50-year-old Manitowoc man who reportedly assaulted his 50-year-old male roommate after the victim failed to properly wash a pizza pan after using it. The victim claims the man pulled a dirty pan he had used out of the oven and asked, "Don't you know how to do your dishes, bitch?" before lunging at the victim and punching him in the mouth. 

The victim told officers he did not know the reason his roommate was so upset about the dirty pan. He said he fell to the ground, and then his roommate poked him in the eye.  The roommate then allegedly went into the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and told the victim that if he ratted him out to his parole agent about his, and he ended up going to prison, he was going to kill the victim...ALL THIS OVER A DIRTY PIZZA PAN.

So,

For not realizing that if dirty dishes were a punishable offense, I would be sitting on death row.

For allegedly threatening to kill the victim over the dirty pizza pan without asking him, What do you want on your Tombstone?

For allegedly assaulting his roommate over a dirty pizza pan but failing to make this even funnier by saying "You wanna pizza me?"

And for not understanding that his alleged offense more than just despicable ... it DeGiorno!

We are proud to name the Manitowoc man who reportedly assaulted his roommate over a dirty pizza pan as this week's Rick and Len Show....WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:27 am Comment On This Post

dec 12th 2016



December 1st City of Waukesha
A man nearly caused an accident and almost struck the curb various times. According to police, the caller who reported the incident believed the man was driving drunk. However, the driver passed every field sobriety test police administered. The man explained to officers that he was probably swerving because he was filling out a job application while driving.

November 3rd City of Antigo
A woman reported to police receiving a call from a woman who told her she would send her a bill for $500 if she didn't renew her subscription to TV Guide. The caller told the officer she gave the woman her credit card number but later thought it might be a scam and canceled her credit card.

November 20th City of Menasha
A caller on Broad Street wanted to report an after-the-fact disturbance. He told police that he was not getting along with his ex-girlfriend and she was calling him names. She also took the crackers he was eating and threw them on the ground.

November 21st City of Glendale
Police arrested a shoplifting suspect after he was spotted shoving cookie dough down his pants.

November 15th City of Neenah
A caller witnessed a bus driver get out of his bus and walk down the street “checking garbages”. The driver was warned about his behavior.

November 28th City of Waukesha
Staff at an elementary school counseled a third-grade student after the boy threatened to bring a gun to school. A police report said the school staff eventually determined the boy was talking about a Nerf gun and the issue was resolved.

November 28th City of Waukesha
Police were called after two men got into a shouting match inside a public restroom when one of them became upset about how much time the other was taking while using the stall.

December 2nd City of Oak Creek
During a traffic stop, police noticed an unlicensed 9mm handgun with loaded magazine concealed in a child safety seat occupied by the driver's infant son.

December 6th Village of Grand Rapids
Police responded to a report of a man who had gotten out of his vehicle and was waving at passing drivers.

December 6th Village of Nekoosa
A man called the police and reported there was a white man with tattoos on his arms "bouncing around the convenience store".

December 7th City of Sheboygan Police responded to a report of a car accident on Knepprath Road. One vehicle was overturned and on its hood. The driver was uninjured but refused to get out of the overturned car because it was too cold outside.

December 3rd City of Beaver Dam A resident reported to police that someone stole a roll of toilet paper and placed a dirty diaper in a cupboard.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:59 am Comment On This Post

dec 9th 2016


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Nathan Meleski of Slinger who reportedly got drunk, lost his cell phone and then couldn't find his friends at Lambeau Field after the game on Sunday. Meleski convinced a Yellow Cab driver to take him 111 miles to Richfield on a promise to pay on arrival. Meleski had the driver drop him at a truck stop in Richfield where he said he was going to withdraw the money from an ATM for the cab fare which was $475. Instead, Meleski slipped out the back of the truck stop and fled.

The taxi driver called police who had no way to of tracking down the culprit. Or rather, they wouldn’t have had a way to track the culprit…if it hadn’t just snowed. With the fresh snow on the ground, police easily followed Meleski’s footprints to a downtown bar where they found and arrested him.

So,

For leaving more tracks than Keith Richards’ favorite needle.

For defrauding a cab driver taking you home from a football gave which should get you relegated to the "taxi squad".

For thinking he was getting away clean when, in fact, he was making himself easier to follow than the plot of an episode of Murder She Wrote.

We are proud to name … Nathan Meleski of Slinger as this week's Rick and Len Show....Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:25 am Comment On This Post

dec 5th 2016


November 9th City of Menasha
Officers were dispatched for a report of damage done to the roof of a building on Main Street by an individual burning crayons.

November 30th City of Delafield
Police received a report at about a suicidal woman on the phone with the Internal Revenue Service. Police contacted the woman who said she is not suicidal. She had only told the IRS employee that “just talking to them makes her want to kill herself.”

November 1st Village of Jackson
A cell phone caller reported to police that women were exposing themselves inside a school bus she was following. An officer stopped the school bus. The driver said that the passengers were returning from Australian Thunder from Down Under, a Vegas-style show featuring scantily clad, chiseled-featured young men gamboling about the stage. “The women, though bouncing off the ceiling like kids who overdosed on Peeps, denied exposing themselves”.

November 22nd Village of Brown Deer
A resident called police and asked for assistance after she said her husband, who is “an international oil driller” working in Ghana, had sent her $3.5 million that was being held for her at O’Hare Airport in Chicago and she must send $8,500 in order to get the money. She had previously wired $20,000 to her husband, whom she had never met,but only talked with and married over Skype. Police informed the woman that this was a scam and that she's not married.

November 24th City of Waukesha
A resident called police after finding a carton of eggs on their porch with a threatening message written on it. According to police someone had written the words “This is your last warning” in black letters on the egg carton.

November 23rd Village of Germantown
Officers responding to a call removed a male customer from the Wal-Mart. The customer was apparently upset and causing a disturbance because he did not receive black Friday deals a day early.

November 12th Village of Omro
A caller informed police they had heard people talking and voices coming from the drain pipes.

November 9th City of Neenah
A caller on Adams Street called police to report someone had stolen her cat and she has a suspect in mind. The cat was eventually located… in the caller’s home.

November 20th Village of Brown Deer Police were called to check on the well-being of a man seen along the side the road yelling and waving his arms. Responding officers found that the man was fine; just listening and dancing to music on the roadside.

November 21st City of Greenfield
Police responded to a report of a gas station robbery. According to reports, the suspect was brandishing a semi-automatic weapon and was dressed as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

November 23rd City of Oak Creek
An officer went to the Motel 6 after a caller reported hearing arguing and slapping coming from an adjoining room. The responding officer determined that the two people in the room were both deaf and slapping each other’s hands while they were signing during an argument. The officer advised the deaf couple to not make so much noise.

November 30th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called 911 and aid something woke him up and then he hung up the phone. An investigating officer discovered the man had been awakened by a bird that had flown into the side of his house.

December 27th City of Marshfield
A woman reported a dispute between her two teenage sons that resulted in them "wrestling around." An officer determined their alleged "wrestling around" was not a domestic abuse incident.

November 13th Village of Omro
A resident called police to report that while they were sleeping, they were awakened by their doorbell ringing. However, when they went to the door there was no one there. Police responded and also found no one at the door.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:47 am Comment On This Post

dec 2nd 2016


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…. Milwaukee County Assistant District Attorney Bruce Landgraf who this week, while serving as special prosecutor in Brown County, recommended Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt be ONLY fined $4,000 and sentenced to 40 hours of community service for violating state campaign finance laws.

So,

For not tossing the mayor in jail...a development as big a disappointment to me as I always was to my parents.

For sentencing him to 40 hours of community service when serving the community is the very definition of a mayor's job. It's like sentencing a truck driver to drive truck, a paper maker to make paper or a highway worker to lean on a shovel.

And for ignoring all of our suggestions for punishments that included but were not limited to...

          Lifelong suspension from the Lollypop Guild.

          Making the mayor to resign from office and return to his old job, chasing after the kids who stole his Lucky Charms.   

          Forcibly shaving his eyebrows and using the hair to make fur coats for baboons going through chemotherapy.  

          And putting one of those "You must be at least this tall" signs on his wife.

We are proud to name the special prosecutor who recommended Mayor Jim Schmitt only be fined $4,000 and sentenced to 40 hours of community service...as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:16 am Comment On This Post

nov 29th 2016


THINGS AARON RODGERS WAS DOING IN THE MYSTERY TENT?

10. Just showing solidarity with native American protestors at Standing Rock by spending time in his own personal teepee.

9. Was taking an enormous dump after feasting on Eagles defense for a half.

8. Trying to spear a rare Philadelphia sturgeon.

7. Reuniting with ALL the members of his family that he’s still talking to.

6. To hell with State Farm, Ford and Prevea Health. Was trolling for big Cabella’s endorsement deal.

5. Hey, if the tent is a rockin’, don’t come a knockin’.

4. Trying to kill a fly while yelling “No one comes into this tent without paying the price!”

3. Was on-line searching for Cyber Monday deals on bubble wrap to keep Clay Matthews from getting hurt.

2. Was having his prostate discount double checked.

1. Just doing what most of us which we were doing…trying to get away from the sound of John Gruden’s voice.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:11 am Comment On This Post

nov 23rd 2016
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posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

nov 4th 2016


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…whomever is apparently stealing dogs in the Appleton area. According to the Fox Valley Humane Association, at least seven dogs have gone missing in recent days in Outagamie County. In each case, the dogs’ collars were left behind on tie-outs in the yard, and one collar was cut. All the missing pets were large-breed dogs weighing more than 75 pounds.

So...

For committing an act that proves that they are more deserving of getting collared than the dogs they are stealing.

For grabbing more canines than an overzealous dentist.

And for not realizing that dog napping should only refer to something your pooch does when he’s sleepy.

We proud to name the dog gone dog thief who appears to be responsible for the recent disappearances of large dogs in Appleton, Grand Chute, Greenville and Ellington as this week's Rick and Len Show....WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
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oct 31st 2016


October 14th Town of Brookfield
A man was cited for disorderly conduct at Motel Six. A hotel desk clerk reported that the man, who was a guest, had approached her and told her that he loved her and asked her for a kiss. The employee declined. The man then went into the parking lot where he ate a flower before returning and telling the employee that he wanted to make love to her.

October 13th City of Waukesha
Police decided that there was no credible threat to a woman who called to tell them she thought she was at risk because she is "better than God".

October 27th City of Green Bay
A man in his 50s, riding a bicycle on Doty Street stole a case of beer right out of a beer truck and rode off with it.

October 28th City of Portage
Someone dressed as Pennywise the clown was sitting on a bench near the levee in the middle of the afternoon. Officers cruised past a couple times but did not confront the clown who was reportedly well behaved and posed for pictures with curious passersby. There were no reported incidents other than a couple motorists who flipped the clown off.

October 15th City of Waukesha
Officers responded to a report of a male in a cape holding a light saber and playing in a field.

October 16th City of Waukesha
A man told police he was concerned the "Mexican mafia" was following him for a few days and asked for police assistance. The man told officers he had "no idea" why the mafia would be following him but was concerned about it nonetheless. Police did not find any evidence to suggest the report was true.

October 10th Village of Fox Crossing
Officers were dispatched to a business on Holly Road where a naked man was seen climbing a fence.

October 19th Village of Germantown
Police went to a residence after a caller reported that a 3- or 4-year-old child with blonde hair was covered with a red blanket and sitting at the end of the driveway. The responding officer discovered the “girl” in question was a Halloween decoration.

October 27th City of Manitowoc Police
were called to a business near the airport. Investigators believe at least two suspects broke into a locked vehicle and stole more than 500 medium-sized bags of Frito Lay chips.

October 16th City of Brown Deer
An employee at Pick N Save reported the theft of a 72-piece order of fried chicken. A woman had ordered the chicken and then walked out without paying.

October 22nd City of Oconomowoc
Police cited a woman for disorderly conduct after receiving complaints from a neighbor who said she would not stop knocking on her door. The complainant said the woman had been knocking on the door day and night for several months.
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