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jul 7th 2010
Green Bay taxpayers could save more than $100,000 on the first phase of building of the Zippin Pippin roller-coaster at Bay Beach. The savings will come from:
a. shrewd bargaining.
b. low labor costs.
c. cost cutting ideas they received from the safety director at BP.

Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt has reportedly lost some of his enthusiasm for the Zippin Pippin roller coaster after he learned:
a. Elvis never actually rode on it.
b. public support has been less than overwhelming.
c. you must be at least this tall to ride this ride.

A priest in Connecticut is accused of embezzling 1.3 million dollars from the church that he allegedly spent on male escorts. This is very unusual since:
a. most priests would never do such a thing.
b. there aren't many male escorts in Connecticut.
c. normally a priest's partner doesn’t get a million dollars from the church until after a court settlement.

Doctors in New York state have helped a boy born with only half a face. The miraculous surgery was done using:
a. skin taken from the boy's legs and chest.
b. flesh-like latex prosthetics.
c. a donation from BP CEO Tony Hayward since that two faced son-of-a-bitch had one to spare.

A porn star has pledged to orally service every one of her Twitter followers if the Netherlands wins the World Cup. Since making the promise, the number of her Twitter followers has jumped from 15,000 to over 100,000. The toughest part of fulfilling her promise is expected to be:
a. spending that much time on her knees.
b. finding a space big enough to accommodate 100,000 horny guys.
c. turning down all the offers of assistance from George Michael.

An Abercrombie and Fitch store in New York City has had to temporarily close down because it's overrun with bed bugs. Store officials have responded by:
a. fumigating.
b. replacing their inventory.
c. changing the name of the store to Abercrombie and Itch.

Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail yesterday. The sentence shouldn't be to tough for Lindsay since:
a. she'll probably get paroled in a few hours.
b. she could be allowed to serve it at her home under house arrest.
c. after dating that Samantha chick, she's no stranger to spending 90 days in the hole.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jul 7th 2010
This is the lingerie model from Paraguay who was going to run naked through the streets of a Paraguayan city if the team advanced in the World Cup. Note the AXE Body Spray logo on her breast. What better sign that your boobs are enormous than you can start selling advertising space on them. They're both a billboard and a cell phone cozy. That's right, her boobs are multi-tasking.

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jul 6th 2010

All contest winners on the Rick and Len Show this week (through 7/9) are entered into a drawing for an Old Glory Honor Flight raffle ticket valued at $100. That ticket could win you a 2010 Harley Davidson Street Glide provided by Harley Davidson of Appleton or one of 17 huge cash prizes. Only 500 tickets are being sold. For more info on the raffle and a corresponding poker ride and party, click here.
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jul 6th 2010
June 30th City of Oshkosh
Police received a call at 7:10am from a 41-year-old man on West 10th Avenue who wanted to report a theft. When police arrived at the residence, the extremely intoxicated man told officers that he left a pizza in the residence, but a woman inside would not let him into the house to retrieve it. The man allegedly chest bumped an officer three times and then squared off to fight the officer. The man was arrested and jailed before being released on bond. At 9:56am police were called again after the released man returned to the residence to resume his search for his pizza. He was arrested again, this time for criminal trespass and was transported back to jail.

July 1st City of Shawano
A woman called police to report someone had been putting pine cones in her yard.

July 3rd City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man reported seeing a man wearing an orange shirt go underneath the Grand Avenue bridge but not come back up. Officers discovered the "man" was orange construction barrel.

June 14th City of Chilton
Police received a report of harassment on East Washington Street. Responding officers found it was an ongoing issue of one friend stealing another friend's "beer shirt" and then not giving it back. The responding officer returned the shirt to the rightful owner.

June 16th City of Green Bay
Police were called to a Marquette Avenue residence where a couple hit each other with a metal pan over an argument stemming from a man having trouble placing a fan in a bedroom window.

June 30th City of Beaver Dam
A woman on East Third Street called police and reported there were baby rabbits in her yard. The caller said there was no sign of a mother rabbit around and wanted police to do something about it.

July 2nd City of Wisconsin Rapids
An officer responded to two anonymous reports of a chicken running loose on Lincoln Street. The responding officer was unable to locate the loose-running chicken.

June 24th Village of Bayside
Police responded to a call from a resident on North Bayside Drive where their black lab was being attacked by a coyote. The coyote was chased off before police arrived by an angry dachshund.
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jul 6th 2010
The city of Bemidji, Minnesota has erected a bunch of 4-foot tall "Beaver" sculptures, which were painted in a variety of bright colors by some local artists. However, one of the artists has been accused of painting a woman's private parts on the belly of one of the beavers. Says the woman, "I understand people see different things in art, and they need to be free to do that. My intent was to paint a praying woman."

So, what do you see? A woman praying or...something else?
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jul 2nd 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Mike Baumgartner of Madison who this week was busted for watching porn...while touching a McDonald' the play area. Baumgartner was reportedly typing with one hand and fondling himself with the other while watching pornographic images on his laptop with 15 to 20 children playing nearby. Baumgartner told the arresting officer he had just "exercised poor judgment".


For not understanding that just because he's in the play area of a McDonald's doesn't mean he gets to stick his hand in his ball pit.

For not realizing that being in a McDonald's doesn't automatically mean you can touch your McNuggets.

for not just exercising poor judgment, but rather, the worst judgment anyone has exercised since Kurt Cobain said "I do".

And for punching the clown at McDonald's...and we don't mean Ronald.

We are proud to name Mike Baumgartner of Madison as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
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jul 1st 2010
If I had a nickle for every time someone has said to me, "You know, that Mike Merryfield is one funny motherf#$%ker", I would be well on my way to a quarter. I know that doesn't sound like a lot, but I swear, nobody has ever said that to me about any of the other 400+ comics we've had on the Rick and Len Show over the years. So, he must be one funny mother#$%ker.

Tonight is WAPL night at Skyline Comedy Cafe which means you get 2 for 1 admission for this funny mofo. Or pay full price to see him on Friday or Saturday. He is, after all, full price funny! (Plus, he has an adorable little son, and if you don't go to Skyline this week, she won't eat! It's not that he needs the money for food. He just doesn't like to cook unless his little comedy show sells out! What an a-hole! But it's up to you. But I beg you, don't let her starve!)

Make your reservations at 920-734-JOKE.
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jul 1st 2010
Maggots falling from a spoiled container of meat in someone's luggage forced a US Airways flight departing Atlanta to return to the gate Monday. The maggots were dropping on to passengers from the overhead compartment. Why would somebody be traveling with rotten meat? There must be a good explanation. Maybe ten good explanations!


10. The overpowering stench covers of the smell of alcohol on the pilot’s breath.

9. Inspiration for new movie about Samuel L. Jackson trying to get these mother frickin' maggots off this mother frickin' plane.

8. Meat was in a pair of pants left behind by the bag’s previous owner, Green Bay alderman Guy Zima.

7. No matter how rotten, stinky and maggot-filled the meat may be, it's still more appetizing than your in-flight meal.

6. Easier to keep track of your luggage if you can always smell where it is.

5. Dogs too busy gagging and vomiting to sniff your bag for drugs.

4. Since you can't travel with toothpaste or mouthwash, best not to travel with food that is edible.

3. Rolling it up to swat crawling maggots, only suitable use for otherwise worthless complimentary in-flight magazine.

2. Watching crawling maggots drop from the overhead compartment more interesting that watching another in-flight movie staring Kate Hudson.

1. Simple misunderstanding. Passenger thought carry-on was spelled "c-a-r-r-i-o-n".
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jun 30th 2010
There was a story in the news today about a woman and her young daughter who were shopping in a the cereal aisle of their grocery store when some jerk exposed himself to them. What would someone do such a thing in a place as wholesome as the cereal aisle, surrounded by all those healthy grains? There must be a reason...maybe even ten!


10. Just showing off his Grape Nuts.

9. Thought she might be looking to get her hands on his Lucky Charms.

8. Mistook her for Mikey and, as we all know, he'll eat anything.

7. He was rubbing himself until he "snapped, crackled and popped".

6. Thought the woman was hungry for his Crunch Berries.

5. Was just offering the woman his "breakfast of champions".

4. Had two more shriveled, raisins he wanted to add to the bran.

3. Just airing out his Fruity Pebbles.

2. Was flashing the daughter because silly perverts think dicks are kids.

1. He's a Fruit Loop.
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jun 29th 2010
Check out this video of German coach Jogi Low enjoying a snack at the World Cup!
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jun 28th 2010
This week's issue of Rolling Stone Magazine has an article about the special V.I.P. tickets many music performers are selling at premium prices to their shows this summer. For instance, for just shy of $1900.00 you can get a ticket to see Bon Jovi. For your money, you get a seat in the first few rows (that you get to take home with you), access to an open bar and a photo-op with Jon Bon's mic stand. Seriously! His mic stand!

Here my ideas for some other V.I.P. ticket packages some performers could offer...


For $1600 a ticket, Rolling Stones fans get seats close enough to view the final remains of Keith's his left nostril.

For $200, Amy Winehouse fans, get a ticket in the first 10 rows and 3 rocks of crack to smoke with the singer before, after and during the show.

For $700, Ozzy fans get great seats and a meet and greet where you'll get to have a one on one chat with Ozzy. However, for $2000 they’ll include an interpreter.

For $500, Stone Temple Pilots' fans get seats close enough to the stage to see the fresh track marks on Weiland's arm while he sings about "when he USED to take drugs".

For $300, those going to see Britney Spears, will get a front row seat, ear plugs and a handy box Rid body lice killing shampoo.

For $600, ZZ Top fans will get to sit in the first row and will be allowed to snack on any morsels of uneaten food and the occasional small woodland creatures they find in Billy and Dusty's beards.

For $400, Lady Gaga fans will get a seat close enough to the stage to see her penis.

And for $5.00 a ticket, Hole concert goers get a seat in the front row. However, for $2,000 you get a seat far enough from the stage that you can't actually see Courtney Love's face.
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jun 28th 2010
June 8th City of Green Bay
Police received a report of a 26-year-old woman on Strawberry Lane who allegedly damaged three picture frames, punched a hole in the wall and threatened to kill herself. The woman reportedly lost her temper during an argument over her decision to get a marijuana leaf tattooed on her body.

June 12th City of Neenah
Police were called to a Denhardt Avenue residence where a Neenah man reported that another Neenah man was swearing at him and threatening him for being in the shower too long.

June 8th City of Chilton
Police were called to a Military Road residence where a caller reported that someone was holding her property and would not return it. The property involved were cats, ferrets, and a rollaway bed.

June 8th City of Menasha
Police received a report of a drunk man falling off a bar stool on Tayco Street.

June 11th City of Fremont
A resident on North Street reported the theft of 20 lawn gnomes from their yard.

June 1st Village of Buchanan
A Hunter Street resident called police to report a neighbor had mounted camera on top of their birdhouse and pointed it at the reporting party's residence, presumably to spy on them. Investigating officers found the camera was actually… an anti-barking device.

June 2nd City of Chilton
A male subject was cited for trespassing when he was found passed out in the men's bathroom at Morrisey Park in possession of 5 cans of Bud Light and a Weed Eater.

June 19th City of Fond du Lac
A woman called police to report she was walking with a male friend at South Main and Seventh streets when a GMC pickup truck drove by and someone within the vehicle sprayed urine on her. The woman did not see the perpetrator. However, she told police the fluid was likely sprayed from a bottle.

June 11th Village of Bellevue
Authorities stopped a man after he was allegedly seen talking to and waving at a pine tree at the intersection of Allouez Avenue and River Pines Road. The man said he actually was talking to a woman hiding in the tree. Investigating officers found a 20-year-old woman in the tree. She told them she was there because she had just had an argument with her boyfriend.

June 26th City of Sturgeon Bay
A resident called police to report they believed their neighbor had stolen he light bulb from their garage. Responding officers went to the neighbor’s home at 1:30am to question them about the missing light bulb. The officer reportedly told the neighbors, "I know if you did it you probably wont admit it but I need to tell you to not steal their light bulbs anymore."
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jun 25th 2010

Click on the icon above to enter your choice for THE BEST F$#%ING SONG OF ALL TIME and why it is THE BEST F$#%ING SONG OF ALL TIME. If we choose your entry between now and July 16th (and play it about 9am) you'll get in the drawing for an iPod Nano.
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jun 25th 2010
Starting Monday morning, join us for the Rick and Len Show and your chance to win seats in the Waterfest Dungeon for Alice Cooper's Theater of Death.

The Waterfest Dungeon has the "best view" seats for Alice's Wednesday July 14th show at Waterfest on Oshkosh!
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jun 25th 2010
We are proud to name former Wisconsin assemblyman and current state senate candidate Frank Lasee, who, according to one of our listeners, took a leak in the backyard of the home of a Chilton woman after leaving a campaign flier in her mailbox.


For apparently not understanding that just because you're running for senate in District 1 doesn't mean you’re entitled to go number 1 in any potential constituents yard.

For reportedly not understanding that just because you’re a Republican, it don’t mean you have to be a G.O.P'er.

For apparently being full of urine when traditionally politicians are full of crap.

For apparently not realizing that you can't just pee anywhere you want in Chilton. I mean, it's not Fond du Lac for god sake.

And for allegedly peeing in yard after leaving a flier in her mailbox leaving her to thank her lucky stars it wasn't the other way around.

We are proud to name Frank "Leaky" Lasee as this week’s Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Cocktail Frank...Painter Mike Sandmire from Neumann Company in Romeoville, Illinois who, when painting the 6-foot high letters on the new water tower in Stoughton this past week, forgot the second "T" .


For being a sign painter who is bad at spelling...which is a little like being a chef who's bad at cooking, a carpenter who's bad at building or a politician who's bad at lying.

For at least getting 8 of the 9 letters correct which is really far more than we should expect from a FIB.

And for doing something that was idio-ic, no- smar- and frankly, s-upid, s-upid, s-upid...

We are proud to name Mike Sandmire as this week's Rick and Len...COCK-AIL FRANK.
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jun 25th 2010
Mike Stanley will join Rick and Len Friday morning about 8.

You can see him in person at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton this weekend. Make your reservations at 920-734-JOKE. Trust me, he's brilliant!

What, you don't trust me? SCREW YOU!!! Then take a look at this clip and see for yourself.
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jun 24th 2010

Comedian Mike Merryfield joined Len and Ross on the Rick and Len Show and during his appearance he got this photo sent to him by his wife. Seems that, for the first time, his little boy managed to successfully hit the potty training chair with his load. And all of this happened on their wedding anniversary. Oh happy day!
By the way, Mike's three-year-old must weigh 100 pounds to make something like that!
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jun 23rd 2010

Appleton comic Mike Merryfield is a son of a bitch, but his Mom is pretty cool. She's busy sewing dresses for little girls who are victims of the massive earthquake in Haiti and she needs your help.
If you sew or if you have material you could donate, click here.
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jun 22nd 2010
What do you think? Worst idea for a porn ever...or the best? (Video is safe for work!)
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jun 22nd 2010

There's a new website that randomly pairs members of congress and you vote for who's "sexier".

While it's clearly a sign of the apocalypse, give it a click!
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