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aug 25th


Perhaps you've been a bit jealous of me this month since I've had the opportunity to try out all manner of cool motorcycles from Tytlers Cycle of DePere, including this sweet customized Indian Scout or the touring model Indian Roadmaster from last week. I get it, trust me. But Tytlers Cycle isn't that picky. If they'll let me ride these bikes, they'll let anyone do it (provided you have proper licensing and riding skills) at Indian Demo Day coming up Friday, August 25th. You'll have the chance to try out the whole line of Indians from the Scout and Roadmaster to the Chieftain and Springfield. I'll be there, too, with the WAPL Line-X Prize Wheel and more!

For more info, go to TytlersCycle.com.


posted by: Rick and Len at 9:00 am Comment On This Post

aug 14th

(not the tipped Hewitt potty)

August 10th Village of Hewitt
Sheriff's deputies responded to a report of vehicles drag racing through a park. The deputies arrested one man on a probation hold and gave another man a citation for tipping over a portable toilet with someone inside.

August 13th City of Green Bay
A caller at Superior Discount Liquors, notified police of a 14-year-old boy driving his grandfather's vehicle because grandpa appears to be too intoxicated to drive it himself.

August 12th City of Green Bay

A caller reported a white female standing at the corner of Quincy and Chicago screaming into her cell phone… And not wearing pants.

August 9th Town of Saratoga
A resident called police to report the theft of 30 plastic flamingos in assorted colors from his lawn.

August 7th City of Green Bay
Police were called to Manor Care Health Services on South Webster Avenue regarding the theft of a resident's prosthetic leg.

August 7th City of Green Bay
A man on East Shore Drive called police to report finding what he described as "a very large turtle" that was now in traffic. The caller told police he is going to stand by to attempt to protect the turtle, but he refuses to touch it.

August 10th Village of Grand Chute
Police units were called to Woodman’s where juveniles were reportedly squirting ketchup inside the store.

July 30th City of Menasha
A Ninth Street resident informed police that his dog found something in the yard and was chewing on it. When he investigated he found the dog was chewing on a Baggie of weed.

August 12th City of Green Bay
A concerned resident called police to report hearing people on McCormick Street speaking Spanish.

August 6th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police responded to a report of a man repeatedly vomiting out of a second-story window.

August 5th City of Waupaca A caller reported two people having intercourse in a parked white car behind the Waupaca Area Public Library.

August 4th Langlade County
Police received a call from a man at an area campground reporting a male subject had been following some females. When confronted, the male subject said he was just looking for his frisbee.

August 11th Town of Eaton
A handicapped goat that had been captured by the Brown County Sheriffs Department after running loose for a couple of days has escaped custody and is again running wild.

August 11th City of De Pere
A resident on Turtle Dove Trail called police to report her walls are vibrating and making a buzzing sound. A responding officer found the source of the problem was a stuck doorbell.

August 5th City of Green Bay
A concerned Madrid Drive resident called police after her husband told her to "lock the doors to keep the devil out of the house".

August 6th City of Menasha
A person on Broad Street called police to report someone yelling and swearing at the ice cream truck man for playing the music too loud.

August 6th City of Menasha
Police were called to the scene of a domestic disturbance on Kaukauna Street where an intoxicated man became unruly when asked why the lawn had not been mowed.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:57 am Comment On This Post

aug 11th
After a couple of glorious weeks riding and showing off on a wicked cool Ducati XDiavel from Tytlers Cycle of DePere, I traded up to the big V-Twin power of an Amercan-made Indian Roadmaster for a few days. This is a bike with plenty of storage (32 gallons) and features (like onboard navigation, 200 watt stereo, Bluetooth connectivity (even between riders on another bike) and all kids of gear that makes for a comfortable commute and an awesome long haul. This particular Roadmaster also benefits from the wizardry of the factory-authorized and trained dyno tuning dudes at Tytlers. They gave it the "stage two" treatment on the intake, exhaust and cam and got lots more horsepower and torque out of her than the way it comes stock (which is already pretty sweet). I like those guys! They can do the same for any V-Twin, no matter the make or model you might have.



After a few days in that saddle, Red at Tytlers asked me to try out an Indian Scout, the more sporty bike of the line. It's totally classic looking with modern twists, especially after the Tytlers custom sorcerers got after it with snazzy chrome wheels and other cool features from Kuryakyn. The Scout's 69 cubic inches puts out a jumping 100 horsepower and its forward peg styling makes it feel like you're flying down the highway. I am having way too much fun.



Want some bike fun, too? Stop in and see the experts at Tytlers Cycle just south of DePere along Highway 41 or go to TytlersCycle.com


posted by: Rick and Len at 4:00 pm Comment On This Post

aug 11th



My pals at Tytlers Cycle in DePere have really stepped up to the plate for me this summer. They've been putting me on a wide variety of super cool motorcycles and I've enjoyed all of them...but a couple more than the rest.
First up was a sweet BMW 1200RT, a nice cruising bike with full cargo bags and a really awesome complement of electronics which makes travelling a pleasure. I was able to ride it around town a bit and then up to the Lakewood area for a weekend. Smooth, fast and comfortable like all get-out.

Then we stepped it up to the top of the line BMW K1600GTL.This may be my dream bike and I quickly fell in love with this baby. It has everything the 1200 has, including electronically adjustable suspension so you can have the feel you want with settings for a single rider, with a passenger and with or without a load of gear. You can also set it for a normal ride or adjust to more of a performance setting or even a rain mode which cuts a little acceleration and drops some power to the back wheel, giving you more grip in wet conditions. The power windshield is a cool feature, too, going up and down to suit your needs and moods. If bikes can be a person's jam, this one's mine.It was my home for a four day trip around the twisties of Southeast Wisconsin and up to the northwoods for a four-day solo trek that had me marveling at how fun but easy riding this machine is.

Tytlers also set me up with Motovid, a company which organizes track days at real race tracks. I got to fly around Road America on a Ducati 939SP Hypermotard. That provided more than a few "holy sh**" moments for sure. Bucket list type stuff on a street bike with a racing mentality. This bike has super great handling and enough speed to make me nearly poop myself rolling hard into Turn 5!

I also got to take out a Ducati 1200 Multistrada for a few days. This is a much higher profile bike...in that it sits taller in the saddle because it's a multi-purpose machine which is as at home on the highway as it is flying down a rugged fire trail. It's the reliable and durable bike that guys will ride to Alaska, for instance. It would make a great urban commuter bike, too...but with all the piss and vinegar you need for weekend shenanigans in the mud and dirt, but this week things got real. Really real. I have had the distinct pleasure of riding the Ducati XDiavel muscle bike...the one you see in the video. Ridiculous in the best way possible. The 1262 L-twin engine puts out 156 horsepower and 95 pounds of torque. The forward pegs, wicked looking styling and custom exhaust from the bike wizards at Tytlers and you have quite a head-turning combination. When I crack the throttle while showing it to friends they have one of two reactions...abject shock and fear or maniacal laughter at how freaking cool it is. I liken the sound to that of the doors of hell opening wide while Lucifer rolld out for a thunder ride. I am far cooler on this speed demon than I have ever been before.

My Big Summer Bike Adventure continues and I'll be telling you about lots more bikes in coming days. Tytlers is your spot for BMW, Ducati, Victory and Indian. There's a motorcycle for every kind of rider and for every level of experience...and the staff knows these bikes like they know their own mothers, too.

Go find one for yourself!
Tytlers Cycle is just south of De Pere on the north side frontage road (Mid Valley Drive). Or visit TytlersCycle.com


posted by: Rick and Len at 10:30 am Comment On This Post

aug 11th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week… Desiree Anderson and Robert Beasley, a married couple from Milwaukee who were busted after video of them having sex on the bleachers near the concession stand at the open-air Coliseum at the Wisconsin State Fair surfaced on line.

The couple appeared to know they were being filmed during their public intercourse. At one point in the video, the man’s is seen waving at the camera.

So,

For not realizing that just because the Wisconsin State Fair has a swine barn doesn’t mean you get to act like a couple of pigs.

For not understanding that just because so many of the foods at the State Fair ARE, doesn’t mean she has to be on a stick as well.

For not knowing that there are so many cheap rides at the state fair you don’t have to bring your own.

And for thinking she had to be just as filled with cream as the Fair's legendary puffs.

We are proud to name Robert Beasley and Desiree Anderson, the Wisconsin State Fair bleacher humpers as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenies of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:15 am Comment On This Post

aug 10th
PUTTING SOME MUSCLE INTO LEN'S BIG SUMMER BIKE ADVENTURE!

The bike experts at Tytlers Cycle must be mind readers because they had a hunch that I'd have a blast riding a Ducati #XDiavel around the Fox Cities. This bad boy with its unbelievable 95lbs/5000 rpm of torque is incredibly thrilling to ride and to show off. The bike is super cool... the guy on it, not so much.



Get on one at TytlersCycle in DePere or visit TytlersCycle.com

- Len


posted by: Rick and Len at 7:00 am Comment On This Post

jul 28th


We are proud to name two Manitowoc men found sleeping near Citizens Park Tuesday morning in a vehicle that police say contained plastic bags filled with large amounts of marijuana. a grinder and a scale, and $170 in rolled-up bills.

One of the occupants of the vehicle, 19-year-old Nicholas Gignac told officers the weed was his. The report added Gignac claimed he was not planning to sell the marijuana, but rather had "found it for an upcoming road trip". (Found it? Did he turn over his pillow and there it was left by the weed fairy?)

Since, Gignac took the blame, his buddy was not charged.

So,

For falling asleep on a public street in a vehicle allegedly filled with bags of marijuana making me think that while they may not know right from wrong they do know their Cheech from Chong.

For claiming he wasn't planning to sell it but had "found it for an upcoming road trip" which seems like an excuse so lame it should come with a crutch.

For making me wonder where they left Grumpy, Happy, Bashful, Sneezy, and Doc since these two guys were clearly Sleepy and Dopey.

We are proud to name Nicholas Gin yack of Manitowoc and his drowsy buddy as this week's Rick and Len Show WEENIES OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:39 am Comment On This Post

jul 21st




We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Travis Tingler, the reportedly drunk and stoned Manitowoc man who was standing naked in the street Friday and allegedly threatening to "gut his neighbors with a knife".

When confronted by police, the naked Tingler insisted he was doing nothing wrong and reportedly resisted arrest leading to his Tasing. Unfortunately, the Taser struck a cigarette lighter that the nude dude had produced from God knows where, causing the lighter to explode and Tingler’s facial and chest hair to catch on fire. Tingler reportedly continued to fight off police and resist arrest even while his chest hair was aflame.

So,

For putting himself in such a position that he’s referred to in stories like these as “the naked Tingler” which would frankly be a better name for a sex toy or a fishing lure.

For being naked but somehow still be carrying a cigarette lighter some place which I can only assume gives a new meaning to the phrase "fire in the hole".

For thinking that standing naked in the street threatening to gut your neighbors with a knife isn’t doing anything wrong which is a level of self-delusion that could get this guy elected President of the United States.

 We are proud to name Travis Tingler, the Manty man who caught fire after getting Tased for resisting arrest when he was naked and threatening to gut his neighbors with knife as this week's Rick and Len Show..WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post

jul 19th


This morning, one of the leading articles on the Oshkosh Northwestern website was the breaking story 8 Fun Facts About Squirrels. Despite this article being such Pulitzer bait, we decided to come up with own....

8 FUNNER FACTS ABOUT SQUIRRELS

1. Since January 20th, the Secret Service has wrestled nearly 200 squirrels to the ground to prevent them from humping that thing on the president’s head.

2. A controversial gene splicing experiment at a rogue Ironwood, Michigan genetics lab used DNA from an over caffeinated squirrel and an accommodating cocktail waitress to create Channel 2 morning news anchor Tammy Elliott.

3. In 1895, during a confusing period following the death of city founder Curtis Reed, Menasha briefly elected a red squirrel as acting mayor.

4. The reason squirrels chew on everything is that their teeth grow rapidly at over 5 inches a year...just like Tommy Lee's penis.

5. Former Wisconsin Governor Lee Dreyfus was known for never leaving home without his signature red vest on his torso and a live gray squirrel in his pants.

6. A poll conducted early in the 2016 football season showed that 93% of Packer season ticket holders believed that a brain damaged squirrel would have been a better choice for team’s defensive coordinator.

7. In some parts of northern Oconto County, squirrel pubes are considered a delicacy.

8. Baby squirrels and adult porn starlets are the only mammals that depend entirely upon seed for their protein.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:10 am Comment On This Post

jul 17th



July 4th Town of Grand Chute
Police received a report of a woman on Highway 41 south... rollerblading. (not the woman in the picture)

July 9th City of Appleton
Officers responded to a call from a Lawe Street residence. According to the caller, a man was lighting fireworks on a balcony and encouraging people to fight with him. The man was also reportedly yelling about his desire to kill ISIS, presumably with something stronger than just fireworks.

July 4th City of Beaver Dam
A man reported to police that a 54-year-old woman threatened to stab him with a screwdriver after she dumped a pan of baked beans on him while he was sleeping.

June 27th City of Appleton
Police received a report of two people at the Appleton Public Library allegedly laughing behind a power box.

June 21st City of Waukesha
A speaker for a Christian ministry group called police to report that, after they disagreed, a teenage female kicked him in the "no-go zone" and ran off. The ministry member showed a video of the possible suspect kicking him in the groin from a camera he keeps on his belt, just above his "no go zone".

June 23rd City of Waukesha
A 52-year-old man was taken into custody for disorderly conduct for threatening to shoot “whoever snitched on him” at his workplace. The man also reportedly told another employee, “I like you, so I’m going to shoot you last.”

June 28th City of West Allis
Police went to a home after a caller reported a man and a woman were performing sex acts on each other outside the residence. The man and woman eventually confessed after a neighbor showed police video they shot of the couple having sex.

June 30th City of Delafield
A 59-year-old man told police he wanted a lawncare service fined for “getting grass on his driveway”. A police report said the man also claimed his car was "damaged because grass landed on it.”

July 9th City of Appleton
Police received reports of someone dressed as a clown scaring people in the Good Company parking lot.

July 5th City of Green Bay
Officers were called to Colburn Park where there was reportedly a tan male on a trail who is standing naked and staring into the swimming pool.

July 4th City of Green Bay
Police were called to the Taco Bell on Babcock Road where an unhappy customer was attempting to crawl in the drive thru the window in an effort to get at one of the employees.

July 2nd City of Neenah
Police received a call about a large metal dumpster used in construction that has been at Hewitt and Sixth Streets for about three weeks. The caller told police that people are now decorating the dumpster with flowers. Officers spoke to a resident of the home that the dumpster was next to and they explained that it was being used for their home renovation and that they we're decorating the dumpster with flowers themselves.

June 27th City of Neenah
An Abby Avenue resident called police to report her neighbors have a motion light on the back of their garage that shines on HER driveway. The caller told officers she doesn't like this and said it was none of her neighbor's business when she comes and goes from her house.

July 11th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller told police a 37-year-old woman bit her 14-year-old son on the nose.

June 30th City of Manitowoc
Police were called to a grocery store where a 36-year-old man was caught shoplifting. The man reportedly entered the store and went to the produce section where he selected two "corn on the cobs" and placed them in a plastic bag. The man was then observed going to the meat department, where he selected a tenderloin beef steak and stuffed it down the front of his pants. The man then continued to the checkout, where he paid for the ears of corn, but not the tenderloin, which was still in his pants.

July 6th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report seeing a man staggering into church with a bottle of vodka. The man's grandmother eventually came and took the man and his vodka home.

July 5th Town of Richfield
A caller reported seeing a woman walking her dog by having it tied to her truck while she drove down the street.

July 1st City of Wisconsin Rapids
Officers responded to a report of a driver pulling two children behind their car on office chairs.

June 28th City of Waukesha
At 7 AM police received a report of a heavily intoxicated man standing in front of a street sweeper and refusing to move. The man told officers he thought the street sweeper was driving in an unsafe manner due to being close to the curb and by traveling in same the general direction that he was walking in. Police explained to the man the point of a street sweeper.

July 3rd City of Waukesha
A Taco Bell employee called police to report an adult male and female were outside the restaurant throwing rocks at passing cars. A police report indicated that an officer found the couple, drove them back to the Taco Bell and made them pick up every single rock they threw.

July 4th City of Waukesha
Fire department personnel assisted a woman with changing her colostomy bag. The woman's boyfriend told police she had initially walked outside naked and extremely intoxicated and had been asking unknown passersby to help her change the bag.

July 7th City of Greenfield
A woman called 911 to complain that when her neighbor mowed his lawn he went over the lot line mowing an inch or two of her lawn.

June 24th Village of Thiensville
A 54-year-old man was cited for disorderly conduct after he was seen urinating on himself while "dancing with a tree" at the annual Family Fun Day.

July 13th City of Sheboygan
A woman at the jail tried to pass off toilet water as her urine. When caught, the woman reportedly claimed that say she just can't pee right now. The woman was reportedly given until 9:25 to urinate.

July 9th City of Sheboygan
Police were called to Walmart where a shopper's varicose veins burst in the pet aisle.

July 5th City of Beaver Dam
A resident called police to report "a man threw poop on her trampoline".

July 6th City of Beaver Dam
Officers responded to a report of a woman who was walking in the street and wearing an orange traffic cone on her head.

July 2nd City of Plymouth
Police were called to a store "to break up a disturbance over greeting cards".

July 6th Village of Lake Delton
Officers were called to the scene at the Walmart where two taxi drivers from competing companies collided in the parking lot and were now fighting.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post

jun 30th


RICK’S VACATION PLANS

10. Going to do his part for the Green Bay Packers by nightly driving Letroy Guion home from the club.

9. Will once again celebrate Independence Day by shooting bottle rockets out of his ass but, unlike last year, this time he'll put them in facing the right direction.

8. He'll try to prove to Len that he can too count the EXACT number of orange barrels from Oconto to Omro.

7. He's going to call and write his congressman to show his support for new legislation that will replace the death penalty with a much worse punishment of making convicted murders spend 6 months as Trump’s Press Secretary.

6. He'll try to clear his good name by finally finding the one-armed man who killed his wife.

5. He's gonna personally model the thong he knitted himself using hair from Mayor Jim Schmitt's eyebrows and Alderman Guy Zima's taint stubble.

4. He'll be picking up a new tape measure to see exactly how far 500 yards is from Channel 5's Brittney Falkers.

3. He's going to be shopping for a silver barbell stud tiny enough for his new Prince Albert piercing.

2. Finally naming his hemorrhoid.

1. Just hanging around at Washington Middle School cowering from 12-year-olds.
posted by: Rick and Len at 1:10 pm Comment On This Post

jun 30th


We are proud the name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Robert J. Krueger of Manitowoc. Krueger was found sleeping in his car, parked in the middle of a field behind a fitness center. When police woke Krueger he told them he was just going to the grocery store to get something to drink and didn’t know why he was parked in a field.

However, police suspect it has something to do with all the meth the man reportedly told them he’d smoked over the last 2 months.

So,

For not understanding that he’ll never be outstanding in his field if he spends all his time out passed out in one.

For not realizing that it’s better to park on meth while sleeping off grass than it is to park on grass while sleeping off meth.

For not getting that just because you are passed out behind a car in a FITness center, it doesn’t make you a FIT driver.

We are proud to name Robert J. Krueger of Manitowoc as this week’s Rick and Len…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:53 pm Comment On This Post

jun 23rd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Green Bay Packer Letroy Guion who was arrested Wednesday in Hawaii and charged with driving under the influence. This is Guion’s THIRD exhibition of questionable behavior since becoming a Packer.

In 2015 officers stopped him after he was spotted swerving across the center line and found a gun, $190,000 in cash and three-quarters of a pound of weed in his vehicle.

In 2016, he was found to have violated the league's policy on performance enhancing substances. And it should be noted, Guion also had three arrests before signing with the Packers

So,

For proving that if he were as good at running down ball carriers as he is at running afoul of the law he’d be a Pro Bowler.

For having the number 98…which is apparently the number of chances he thinks the NFL is going to give him.

And for being in handcuffs so often, he’s been offered the lead in the next 50 Shades of Grey movie.

We are proud to once again name Green Bay Packer Letroy Guion, this time for driving under the influence, as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK.    
posted by: Rick and Len at 9:56 am Comment On This Post

jun 20th


The nice gentleman in the picture is suing the Chicago Bears because this past season they banned him from appearing on the edge of the field during pregame warmups in all his Packer paraphernalia.

REASONS THE PACKERS OR THEIR FANS SHOULD BE SUING THE BEARS.

10. Impersonating a professional football team, obviously.

9. Leaving wet clumps of vajayjay sand on Lambeau every time Cutler played here.

8. To seek reimbursement for optical bills incurred by fans who attended games in Chicago and had to look at that eye sore they call a stadium.

7. For their fans coming to our state and defiling Green Bay, Door County and the Dells with their putrid FIB stank.

6. Seeking damages incurred to the Lambeau visitor’s locker room by flooding from post-game Cutler tears.

5. Want settlement to repair structural damage to buildings throughout the upper Midwest caused by the earth quaking when George Halas rolls over in his grave every time the Bears lose to the Packers at home.

4. For years they had a coach whose poor performance sullied the good name of Mrs. Thurston Howell the 3rd.

3. For the pain and suffering caused by Mike Ditka making that style of moustache so popular in Chicago, poor Wisconsinites can't tell if they're meeting a Bear fan or a gay 70's porn star.

2. They want reparations for injuries sustained to hundreds of thousands of fans' tympanic membranes when, in mass, they jammed pointy objects in their ears to avoid listening to the Super Bowl Shuffle.

1. Just trying to recover cost of all the daggers Wayne Larrivee has gone through announcing Packer-Bear games. For their fans coming to our state and sullying Green Bay, Door County and the Dells with their putrid FIB stank.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:37 am Comment On This Post

jun 19th


June 11th City of Waukesha
A 32-year-old prostitute (pictured) allegedly stabbed a 70-year-old man with whom she had agreed to have sex for money. The woman stabbed the man in the shoulder after they had sex and he attempted to pay her with two dollars in quarters and a pair of edible panties. The man said he didn't have any more money. The woman saw that the man had two additional pairs of edible panties and asked for those as payment. The man refused to give the woman the additional edible panties, that cost nine dollars each, because he said they were for other women. After stabbing the man, the woman fled with one pair of the edible panties.

June 9th Town of Union
A 36-year-old man became the first person ever arrested in the three-year history of the Blue Ox Music Festival. The man was arrested after he was found in a restricted area, "lying on the ground like he was on the cross on which Jesus hung". When police arrived, the man refused to get off the ground or identify himself. Officers were later able to identify the man from his driver’s license, which bears a photo of him wearing a spaghetti strainer on his head.

June 15th City of Green Bay
Police were called to Kohl's East where a man wearing a blue shirt, khaki pants and baseball hat was putting earrings in his mouth.

June 4th City of Neenah
Two women on Tullar Road were reported as being in the bathroom a long time. When the caller checked the bathroom, she said she found feces smeared ALL OVER. An officer confirmed that it is NOT fecal matter and not as extensive as the caller made it sound. It was actually a spot of mud on the wall about the size of a dinner plate.

June 6th City of Manawa
A woman was arrested after a nearly 3-hour standoff resulting from her anger over her lawn being mowed. After reportedly failing to comply with repeated warnings to clean up her yard and mow the lawn, two city workers were dispatched to do the job. After the job was nearly finished, the woman came running out of the house screaming obscenities and pointing her middle finger at a police officer who was standing by. The woman then went back inside the house and threatened to shoot police officers beginning the three-hour standoff.

June 12th City of Green Bay
Police checked on a man who had been sitting on a park bench all day on Jackson Street and was now swearing AT the storm.

June 10th City of Waukesha
A man in his 20s fell into a food freezer at Walmart while looking at a box of waffles with his eyes closed.

June 15th City of Green Bay
Officers responded to a report of a man on Knoll Terrace dancing outside in his underwear to really loud music.

May 30th City of Franklin
An alert resident contacted police after taking a photo of an 82-year-old man in the act of stealing coupon magazines from area mailboxes. Police attempted to pull the man’s vehicle over, but he sped off and was later taken into custody at his home. Police found coupon magazines belonging to 12 different people inside the suspect's van.

June 11th City of Oak Creek
A group of people who became annoyed by an angry, obnoxious drunken friend dropped the man off in the lobby of the police department.

June 2nd Village of Thiensville
Police were called to a nail salon where he woman was out of control and yelling and screaming at employees. When police arrived, the woman continued to yell and scream and fought with officers injuring two of them in the process. The woman was reportedly angry because the salon was booked and not able to do her nails that day.

June 8th City of Glendale
Two men who robbed a bank in Brown Deer were arrested after they attempted to cut through the front and backyards of a riverfront home in an effort to avoid police and drove their car right into the Milwaukee River.

June 5th City of Port Washington
A woman called police and reported they heard loud pounding and thumping on the door at her residence and she was not expecting anyone. A responding officer found the pounding and thumping was the woman's door blowing in the wind.

June 4th Village of Saukville
A Piggly Wiggly employee called police to report a man shoplifting in the store. Store employees said the man went to the meat department and ordered two fresh chickens and requested that the chickens be wrapped separately in only butcher paper. The man was then seen shoving the two chickens down his pants in the freezer aisle. When police confronted the man, he claimed he had left the chickens in the cheese department. According to police, the chickens were never found.

June 11th Town of Saratoga A woman called police to report a fire in progress. The woman called back several minutes later when she realized that what she thought was fire was just the moon shining through some trees.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:05 am Comment On This Post

jun 16th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…. Anthony D. Guerrero, a 32-year-old Fond du Lac man who has been charged with making a “terrorist threat” that closed down the city’s only Applebee's for an evening.

According to Fond du Lac police, Applebee's corporate offices in Waukesha contacted them after receiving a letter from an alleged Applebee’s employee who threatened to shoot another person at the Fondy restaurant. The two-page letter contained numerous expletives, and indicated the writer planned to: "gun down the next f’n idiot that crosses the line with me."

After comparing handwriting samples, police cleared the employee whose name was signed to the threat and turned their attention to Guerrero who had had a recent dispute with the that employee. When questioned by detectives, Guerrero admitted to writing the letter, pretending to be the other employee, because he apparently wanted to get the other employee fired or in trouble and because he himself was "having a really crappy day."

So,

For apparently being just as brainless as the Applebee’s wings are boneless.

For reportedly having a mental meltdown that would put Applebee's Triple Chocolate Meltdown to shame.

And for not realizing that if you have a problem with a co-worker you don't try to frame them for making threats...you just give them a good ribbing...or in the case of an Applebee's employee...a good riblet-ing.

We are proud to name Anthony D. Guerrero, the Fond du Lac man who confessed to writing a threatening note to Applebee’s, signing a co-worker’s name in an effort to get the co-worker in trouble, as this week’s Rick’s and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:23 am Comment On This Post

jun 12th


June 1st City of Waukesha
A woman told police she was afraid her neighbor might injure her or children after her neighbor "whistled a threatening tune from a Clint Eastwood movie" at her.

June 9th City of Neenah
A caller on Lake Street requested police assistance after she had walked away from her car to look at the fire department’s "flashy lights" and now is afraid to walk back to her car because it's dark out.

June 7th City of Weyauwega
A resident called police to request assistance because she was trapped inside her car. The caller’s neighbor’s pet turkeys had completely surrounded the woman's vehicle and wouldn’t let her get out.

June 29th City of Beaver Dam
A woman on Front Street waved down a police vehicle. She told the officer she was upset because her partner was not pulling his weight with chores at home and wanted police to talk to him about it.

May 28th City of Port Washington
Police spoke with four teenage boys after receiving a report of someone finding a slice of cheese on their vehicle and seeing the teenagers run inside a house. The boys removed the cheese.

May 21st City of Menasha
Police were called for a small dog urinating on the caller's vegetable garden.

May 23rd City of Waupaca
Police were called to the Dairy Queen where a male and female were reportedly “out of it”. The male was described as wearing a pink sweatshirt and yoga pants the female was slumped over the Dairy Queen counter.

May 28th City of Waukesha
An anonymous caller reported seeing a woman picking at her skin and believed she must be under the influence of drugs. Officers arrived to find the woman was not on drugs but was merely peeling dry skin off her sunburned legs.

May 28th City of Waukesha.
A man told police he saw what he believed to be three UFOs flying overhead around 10 p.m. According to the police report, the man described the UFOs as "red balls of light" speeding toward the moon and told officers he was concerned for airport traffic safety.

June 7th City of Weyauwega
A resident called police to request assistance because she was trapped inside her car. The caller’s neighbor’s pet turkeys had completely surrounded the woman's vehicle and wouldn’t let her get out.

June 1st Village of Germantown
Police went to a residence after a man reported his neighbor was blowing an air horn to agitate his dogs. Police spoke to the neighbor, who said he was blowing the air horn because the dogs were barking. The neighbor was warned about blowing an air horn, and the caller was warned about his barking dogs.

June 4th City of Greenfield
Police were called George Webb's were a female patron threw a glass of water at a man who had spilled water on her table and then squirted ketchup on a female patron just for fun.

June 7th City of Marshfield
Police were called after an intoxicated man walked into a business three times and each time demanded to know, “what all the hollering was about?"

June 6th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police after they caught a woman stealing the caller's freshly laundered sheets and pillow cases right off the caller's clothesline.

June 3rd City of Sheboygan
Officers at the county jail were having problems with a prisoner who "wants to pee on everybody".

May 31st City of Antigo
Officers received a call reporting a man who was naked in the window of an area hotel while the caller's daughter had been outside mowing the lawn. Officers talked to the man who admitted to standing in the window naked but said he wasn't doing anything lascivious. Officers spoke with a female who witnessed the subject in the window. She told police she believes the naked man was just watching the girl mowing the lawn.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:23 am Comment On This Post

jun 9th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Preston Bierhals, an 18-year-old man who early Sunday morning, while driving home from a graduation party, crashed his car into a light pole in Ashwaubenon, earning his first DUI.

Beirhals already had a suspended license, failed field sobriety tests and blew a .157 on the breathalyzer. The .157 was .036 higher than when he got his second DUI…2 ½ hours later when an officer who was working a traffic detail for a triathlon saw him driving around and recognized him from his arrest earlier in the morning.

So,

For proving that the old adage “if you don’t succeed at first try, try again” doesn’t apply to trying to drive home drunk.

For apparently not realizing the even in Wisconsin, driving while impaired with a suspended license is not one of the three events in a triathlon.

And for getting his second DUI without crashing his car…which, around these parts, is considered learning from your mistake.

We are proud to name Preston Bierhals, the 18-year-old man who Sunday, in just 2 1/2 hours, got his first and second DUIs...as this week's Rick and Len Show WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:33 am Comment On This Post

jun 6th


THE WAYS THIS AREA WILL BE AFFECTED BY GLOBAL WARMING AS A RESULT OF THE U.S. PULLING OUT OF THE PARIS ACCORD

10. January spearing on Lake Winnebago will be made more difficult as sturgeon are scared off by all the water skiers.

9. Salt purchased for Appleton winter roads will be used to rim Meade Park municipal pool in effort to convert it to Meade Park municipal margarita.

8. Testicle Festival in Dundas will be cancelled due to all the cattle having sweated their balls off.

7. By the time Green Bay alderman Guy Zima gets home from the grocery store, the steaks in his pants will be already broiled.

6. All Oshkosh meth labs will be converted to make sunscreen.

5. After Wisconsin Dells parks close due to lack of water, Fond du Lac will become a popular destination for tourists who just want to splash around in the yellow puddles.

4. To avoid heat stroke, Packers will play the NFC Championship game at Lambeau on anniversary of famed Ice Bowl in just their undies.

3. Residents of homes in Menasha that get shot up by drive-by shooters will be thankful for the additional ventilation.

2. Little Chute Cheese Fest has no choice but to become Little Chute Fondue Fest.

1. When Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt is all red-faced it will be from sunburn not just because he's mad at me for revealing he gets all his tiny suits by robbing baby coffins.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:05 am Comment On This Post

jun 2nd




We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenies of the Week…whomever is shooting up Menasha. Twice in the last week someone or, more than likely some ones, have done drive-by shootings in Menasha.

In the first case, someone fired seven shots into a home early Tuesday morning, injuring one person. In the second case, someone fired a number of shots at a couple empty vehicles early Thursday morning. Police say the shell casings from the two incidents do NOT appear to match.

And Menasha being the trendsetter it is, the next thing you know, somebody will start shooting up Oshkosh. Wait. What? Are you kidding me? Early this morning someone fired a bullet into a home and vehicle on Sunnyview Road in Oshkosh. Will people JUST STOP SHOOTING THINGS AROUND HERE!

So,

For leaving Menasha riddled with more nasty, gaping holes than have been seen by the staff gynecologist on The View.

For leaving behind more shells than were found when they cleaned all that sand out of Jay Cutler’s va-jayjay.

And for not understanding that if you're going to fire a gun in Menasha...you fire it at Neenah! (JK)

We are proud to name whomever has been shooting up Menasha (and now Oshkosh) with senseless drive-by shootings (this isn't south Chicago for cripes sake!) as this week's Rick and Len Show....WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
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