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may 27th


May 25th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported someone stole a cement badger from her yard and replaced it with a cement dog.

May 20th City of Shawano
A resident notified police of receiving an unusual phone call. Someone had called their home and left a message saying "There is blood everywhere. Two people will die tonight". The resident told police that using their caller ID they returned the call and informed the caller that they must have left the message at the wrong number.

May 6th City of Marshfield
An officer responded to a report of a video on Facebook showing a 16-year-old boy consenting to the cold water challenge. The officer located the teenage boys responsible for the video who told them they “wanted to ‘step up’ the cold water challenge” so they started a bicycle on fire and rode it into a pond. The next day they went back to the pond and the 16-year-old consented to putting on multiple layers of clothing and having the outer layer started on fire before he jumped into the water. No one was injured but police warned the boys about negligent handling of burning materials.

May 25th Village of Hustiford
A woman called police to report that her neighbor moved her fire pit and is now following her around with a weed eater while she's trying to talk outside on the phone.

May 14th city of Waukesha
A resident called police to report two people "making out" in a vehicle. The caller told officers that the vehicle was parked on the street for the past 20 minutes and the windows were too fogged up for them to see inside to find out what was going on. Responding officers found the vehicle was unoccupied but had tinted windows.

May 22nd Town of Beaver Dam
Police responded to a report of a woman chasing geese with a rake. Responding officers told the woman to “stop it”.

May 5th Village of Jackson
A  mother called police to report that as her 12-year-old son was walking home from the Community Center, another 12-year-old walked up and slapped him in the face, without provocation. When interviewed, the boy said that he had been egged on by a girl to do it. After speaking to the parents and the victim, the two 12-year old boys reportedly shook hands and became friends again.

May 20th Village of Sigel
The new owners of a home called police and reported the former tenants returned to the home and used weed killer to create a giant swastika in their yard.

May 24th City of Shawano
A woman called police to report her sister threw a pizza at her.

May 15th City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report she was slapped in the back of the head by a male co-worker. The accused assailant admitted his actions to police but told them he only slapped the coworker in the back of the head because his manager told him she would give him a dollar if he did so.

May 17th City of Oak Creek
A woman called police to report a housekeeper at the Red Roof Inn walked into her room and saw her naked. When the responding officer arrived at the hotel, he found the caller was the subject of two outstanding warrants and promptly arrested her.

May 12th Village of Jackson
Officers were dispatched to the Piggly Wiggly regarding a 29-year-old man who was throwing cans inside the store because his mother would not buy him beer. After his mother refused to buy him beer, the man allegedly started swearing at her and threw a beer can across the store that burst open after hitting the wall in front of the Guaranty Bank. The man claimed that his mother had slapped a beer out of his hand but couldn’t explain how it had flown across the store.

May 23rd Village of Nekoosa
An anonymous caller reported two men selling marijuana door to door.

April 27th City of Neenah
A caller reported that a physical fight was taking place. Officers found several intoxicated people, including one woman who had a chipped tooth and was bleeding. She said she could not remember how she got hurt. Three of the people involved were offered a ride home by police or told to call a cab. They told police they would call a cab, but an officer saw them leave in their vehicle so he stopped the car and cited the driver for operating while intoxicated.

May 20th Town of Seneca
A man reported a truck had been parked on The side of the road for several days. A deputy found the owner coming out of the woods with a turkey.

May 19th City of Shawano
Police received a report of a woman in her 20s or 30s on East Green Bay Street wearing a black dress and sunglasses kicking her legs in the air in an attempt to stop passing cars.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:15 am Comment On This Post

may 23rd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…the Appleton City Council who despite its success in other Wisconsin cities and support from the Appleton Chief of Police voted this week to outlaw pedal pubs in the city.

So,

For bolstering Appleton’s reputation as the city where fun goes to die.
For not understanding that when you outlaw pedal pubs, only outlaws will have pedal pubs.

For proving that while drinking in Appleton in downtown acceptable, exercise will not be tolerated.   

We are proud to name members of the Appleton City Council as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post

may 19th


April 29th City of Chilton
A caller reported a "bloody man" was walking around a store on East Chestnut Street. The man told responding officers, "This is what happens when you help your kids".

May 5th Town of Menasha
Police responded to a report of a 49-year-old Menasha man and a 51-year-old Appleton man fighting. The Appleton man was reportedly standing in a driveway when the Menasha man slowly drove in the driveway approaching the Appleton man and stopping when his car struck the man. Being struck by the car upset the Appleton man who approached the driver and punched the car and the two men proceeded to punch and kick one another.

May 3rd City of Chilton
Police received reports of an older gentleman rollerblading in the middle of the road on Madison Street. The man told responding officers he thought what he was doing was legal and said he was just entertaining the traffic.

May 15th City of Shawano
A mother called police to report a girl on her son's school bus called her son fat.

May 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident reported a man outside “doing karate” to very loud music and yelling at houses. Officers warned the man and later arrested him when he wouldn’t stop yelling.

May 4th City of Chilton
Police responded to a report from someone on Riverview Heights Court of a completely naked elderly man outstanding in a field.

May 8th City of Oak Creek
Police responded to an anonymous report of an angry goose.

May 3rd City of Cudahy
A 50-year-old man was arrested for violating terms of his probation by visiting his ex-girlfriend’s apartment. The man said he knew he was violating the probation terms by visiting her, but told police “the woman is crazy and the sex is amazing.”

May 6th City of Oak Creek
A 40-year-old man was cited for operating while intoxicated after his car struck a fence outside a home. According to police reports the man behaved in a bizarre manner while in custody and was wearing a football helmet while urging police to hire him as an undercover officer.

May 3rd City of Waukesha
Police responded to a report of a suspect trying to enter a business. However, the man, who was highly intoxicated, told police he was not trying to gain entry but rather was just urinating on the door. Police attempted to locate a urine spot to verify the man’s story but were unable to do so due to wet conditions.

May 14th City of Beaver Dam
A woman called police and reported that a bartender at a local tavern ripped a $10 bill in half. When an officer arrived, the bartender admitted he had ripped the $10 bill in half as a joke, then, taped it back together and placed it in the cash drawer. The bartender apologized for his actions.

May 7th City of Waukesha
A woman reported her cat was taken from her apartment. When police asked her details about her cat and its whereabouts, the woman became irritated, said the questions were “stupid” and hung up.

May 11th City of Marshfield
An employee of a business called police because there was an unsupervised 4-year-old child in their store. Store employees determined the child and his 8-year-old brother had been inside the store without a parent and the older child had left by himself. The mother of the 4-year-old was contacted and she told the store employee she was busy cooking dinner and did not have time to come get her child.

May 11th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police received a call reporting a vehicle driving in circles in the technical college parking lot. Responding officers discovered it was a father who was having his daughter practice her driving skills.

May 11th Town of Saratoga
Officers responded to a report of children putting their toys in the middle of the road on Highway 73 so they could watch them get run over by cars.

May 10th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported she was hosting a family gathering at her home when her neighbor came over uninvited and now wouldn't leave.

May 10th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A bartender called police and told them a man was outside the tavern talking to inanimate objects. Police told the man to leave and not come back.

May 10th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller told police “a kid keeps pacing in front of the house and they want him to go home.” Police talk to the boy and his cousin and they went home.

May 5th City of Whitefish Bay
Police were called after a man was seen in his front yard “practicing his bull whip” and it “looked suspicious”. According to the police report, the man “was not using the bull whip in a threatening manner” and no citations were issued.

May 5th City of Greenfield
A resident called police to report seeing a limping raccoon. They told police they feared the raccoon's limp would make it difficult for him to climb trees.

May 9th City of Greenfield
A 911 caller reported two elderly females were arguing with staff at the American Legion Post after they were allegedly caught cheating at bingo. The women then reportedly went outside and started yelling and banging on the windows. The disruptive bingo cheaters were last seen traveling eastbound in a silver Ford Expedition. Police were unable to locate the women.

May 9th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller from an elementary school told police that several children had complained that a 12-year-old male was hanging around the playground area and “flipping off” the students.

May 11th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police to report his neighbor was calling him names. Officers warned both men to “be nice to each other".
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:33 am Comment On This Post

may 12th


May 10th City of Marshfield
A 41-year-old man reported an unidentified man left three dead snakes at the rear entry of The Swamp Bar.

May 10th City of Wausau
Police arrested a 22-year-old man on charges of recklessly endangering safety after a 911 caller reported that a man was walking down the street and shooting at trees.

April 27th City of Waukesha
A caller got into a verbal altercation with the manager at George Webb Restaurant  after he allegedly found a screw in his French fries. The complaint was found to be unsubstantiated and the manager wishes to ban the customer from the restaurant for life.

May 5th Town of Beaver Dam
A 14-year-old girl called police to report that her father pulled her hair in an effort to get her out of bed and go to school. Police agreed the girl should get out of bed and go to school but suggested methods other than pulling her hair to get her to do so.

May 1st City of Oak Creek
Police were called to Oak Creek Middle School where a student was allegedly showing a close-up picture of a vagina on his cellphone to other students. The picture was deleted from the cellphone prior to police arrival.

April 21st City of Brown Deer
Police were called to Mutual Bank were a man upset about a fee charged to his account allegedly threw some paper.

April 25th City of Waukesha
Officers responded to a report of people in front of a residence holding a sign that read "Honk and we will drink" to passing drivers. Police told the people it was okay to hold up the sign but to not yell at traffic.

April 25th City of Waukesha
A group of men with open intoxicants were yelling at another group of men who were urinating in public for breaking the law. Members of both groups of men were cited by police.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:06 am Comment On This Post

may 9th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Green bay Mayor Jim Schmitt, who while he has always had full, and bushy eyebrows, has apparently let them grow to frightful proportions. If recent media coverage of Green Bay’s ongoing negotiations with Wall Mart has proved anything, it’s that two wooly caterpillars are apparently hibernating above the mayor’s eyes.

So,

For letting his eyebrows get wilder and hairy than a 70’s porn star’s cooch.

For demonstrating to the world that somebody must have put his eyebrow trimmer on a high shelf.

And for proving that when it comes to his eyebrows, the mayor just doesn’t give a pluck.

We are proud to name Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt with his frighteningly feral eyebrows as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:37 am Comment On This Post

may 5th


April 20th Village of Jackson
A 40-year-old woman reported that she was sitting on the couch while her boyfriend was kneeling on the ground in front of her. She told him that she couldn’t trust him anymore and challenged him to log into his Christianmingle.com account to prove that he wasn’t actively searching for other women. He replied that he couldn’t remember his password, got upset, and made an obscene gesture. The man god police that when he made the obscene gesture, the woman grabbed his middle finger and bent it back, causing him pain.

May 1st Village of Bowler
Police responded to a report of a man firing a pellet gun with "his butt hanging out".

April 29th City of Shawano
Police received a call from a man parked in the Shawano Medical Center a lot. The man told police that when he returned to his parked truck he found it was covered in bodily fluids. The police report confirmed that the vehicle was in fact "covered in feces and loogies".

May 2nd City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported that were young children hiding somewhere in his house. When police arrived they were unable to find any small children in the home.

April 19th Village of Jackson
An officer stopped a vehicle after a routine computer inquiry indicated that the registered owner was never issued a driver’s license. The 20-year-old woman provided a driver’s license with a photograph and physical description that didn’t match her. While in the back of the squad car, the woman became agitated, started yelling that “This is bull!" and, “You have nothing better to do?”, which police indicate is a common accusation made by people caught doing something stupid.

April 20th Village of Jackson
Officers were dispatched to a Chestnut Court apartment where a mother reported that her sons, ages 14 and 17, had been disrespectful and one knocked over a coffee table in an effort to get out of attending Easter church services.

April 22nd City of Waukesha
A man called police to report finding two packs of Sweet Tarts on his front porch. The man told police he can’t imagine anyone he knows leaving the Sweet Tarts on his porch.

April 22nd City of Greenfield
A woman called police after a driver backed up and almost struck her vehicle in order to get a parking space at Old Country Buffet. The caller stated she honked her horn at the other driver, who then “flipped her off” and told her, “Why don’t you die.” The caller then became frustrated and made sarcastic comments to the other driver. The responding officer could not locate the driver in question, but the caller was advised about exchanging hostilities with other drivers over a parking space.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:34 am Comment On This Post

may 2nd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Democratic candidate for Wisconsin governor Brett Hulsey who yesterday announced plans to hand out white Ku Klux Klan-style hoods to Wisconsin Republicans as they gather for their annual convention today. Hulsey, a state representative, called the hood, which he says he made with his daughter’s sewing machine, "A Wisconsin Republican Party hat" and said that "people can interpret it any way they want."

So,

For making a hood that’s apparently just as pointy as his pin head.  

For trying make a Ku Klux Klan hood the “lynch” pin of his campaign which would be his burning cross to bear and could end up grand dragon him down.  

And for not understanding that the only type of hood he needs is a latex one for his penis so doesn’t catch something while doing all this attention whoring.

We are proud to name Democratic candidate for Wisconsin governor and amateur Klan tailor Brett Hulsey as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post

may 1st


A new Gallup Poll show that 50% of Illinois residents wish they lived in another state.


REASONS HALF THE POPULATION OF ILLINOIS WOULD LEAVE IF THEY COULD

10. Sick of being FIBS, would rather move to Ohio and become FOBS.

9. Too hard to drive like an a-hole in state where so does everyone else.

8. Many fear impending earthquake may be set off by the constant rumbling of George Halas continually turning over in his grave for the past 30 years.

7.  Afraid if they get arrested, they may have to share a prison cell with one of their many incarcerated former governors.

6. Years of watching Simon Cowell on TV, makes them want to move to Hollywood where they apparently pay big money for being a rude, arrogant douchebag.

5. Following reports of plans to put the Obama Presidential Library in Chicago, they're afraid someone might start to make them learn how to read.

4. After years of vacationing in Door County and the Wisconsin Dells, would like to try their hands at ruining other lovely tourist destinations.

3. Just want to live in a state with a professional football team.

2. Many getting sick of living among all the creepy Ditka porn ‘staches…even the ones on the guys.

1. Not enough beaches in the state because most of the sand is in their starting quarterback’s vagina.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:16 am Comment On This Post

apr 21st


April 20th City of Sheboygan
Police were called by a resident who spotted a person throwing something in the river. A responding officer found the person in question was throwing a hook and line into river…and fishing.

April 4th City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report that a couple days ago there was a wooden duck on her porch and didn’t know where it came from. Now, she said, there is a large yellow bag filled with human hair on her doorstep.

April 19th Town of Beaver Dam
An anonymous caller reported a 20-year-old man “having relations” with a12-year-old girl in Crystal Lake Park. Responding officers found the couple were actually both adults and were found in the act of…playing Frisbee golf.

April 10th Village of Elm Grove
A resident called police to report she had a duck in her living room. The woman called back before police arrived to say she had placed a trail of crackers leading to the front door, and the duck Followed the trail and left.

April 17th City of Fox Lake
A 25-year-old woman called police to report being kicked in the side and back by her boyfriend's mother.

April 12th City of Brookfield
Police were called to T.J Maxx where a man was screaming and crying. The man told police he was upset because he couldn’t find his purse. Once police helped the man locate his purse, he was very happy that nothing inside it was missing.

April 19th Town of Rubicon
A caller reported seeing an intoxicated 39-year-old man sitting in a ditch outside of a truck and throwing things at a house.

April 15th City of Shawano
Police responded to a South Main Street resident's Call reporting his neighbors' loud Mexican polka music. The caller told police the neighbors really had the Mexican polka music "cranked".

April 4th City of Waukesha
A McDonald’s employee called police to report a man was threatening other customers with a cup of coffee.

April 17th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report that people she lived with damaged her Easter Lily.

February 25th Village of Plover
A man was sentenced for his 10th drunk driving conviction. According to the criminal complaint, the man was arrested when police found him in his truck with its motor running in a gas station parking lot with an open can of beer between his legs and a 12-pack next to him. When police woke the man and asked him if he knew where he was, he told them he was in Fayetteville, Arkansas.

April 14th City of Beaver Dam
A woman at Culver’s called police and reported a dead dog in the roadway. The "dead dog" turned out, in fact, to be a sandbag holding down a "street closed" sign.

April 19th City of Sheboygan
A driver on Highway 28 from Cascade called police to report seeing a truck pulling a trailer holding a 4-wheeler with a child riding atop of it.

April 17th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police responded to a report of children attempting to kick sleeping ducks.

April 12th City of Waupun
A man called police to report he woke up to find a portable toilet with a dead cat in it on his lawn.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:48 am Comment On This Post

apr 14th


April 2nd City of Elm Grove
A Walgreens employee called police and reported that a customer who told him she had just arrived by satellite was waving a screwdriver around in what appeared to be a threatening manner. When an officer arrived, the woman told him he looked nice but that she was not threatening anyone with her screwdriver. The woman then told the officer she would now be leaving on her satellite.

April 7th City of Oshkosh
Police responded to a report of a shot accidentally fired during struggle in an apartment over an AK-47 assault rifle. Three men were charged in connection with the incident. One of the men told police that he had done a “decent amount of cocaine” that night because he was “into cocaine and white women.”

March 31st City of Waukesha
Police were called to a home where a woman reported that her microwave exploded on her. Police found the explosion just a popping sound made by the potatoes in her beef stew.

April 6th city of Shawano
A South Union Street woman called police to report that after she told her downstairs neighbor she should change her cats' litter box more often, the woman sent her a nasty text message.

March 17th City of Delafield
Employees at the PDQ food store called police to report a 29-year-old man who was acting unusual in the store. When police arrived, the man was sitting in his car dancing to music. His vehicle was stopped, and he passed a field sobriety test. There was no evidence of controlled substance use, and he was warned for a signal violation.

April 7th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A judge sentenced a 31-year-old Marshfield man to five days in jail after the man drove drunk…to his alcohol assessment class.

April 5th City of Marshfield
A 25-year-old Lac du Flambeau woman was caught in the act of taking a bag of pistachio nuts. An employee of the store confronted the woman and the nuts were recovered.

March 22nd Town of Jackson
Police responded to a report of a domestic squabble at an apartment building. When they arrived, they were told that the fight began when the man came home intoxicated and asked the woman to marry him and she became angry because she needed to get up for work in three hours.

April 6th City of Waupun
Police were called to Walgreens where a customer was trying to return a gallon of milk but had no receipt. When he was denied, the man got mad, threw the gallon of milk down and left the store in a huff.

March 25th City of Chilton
Police responded to a report of a suspicious situation on East Walnut Street where "pajama bottoms and girly pictures" were found above a ceiling tile in the bathroom of a school.

March 30th City of Menasha
A man on Racine Street reported that someone tried to steal his business sign. He confronted the would-be thief who said he was stealing it for a bet and put the sign down.

April 7th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A driver called police to report seeing a hitchhiker who was making obscene gestures at passing cars.

April 6th City of Marshfield
Police were called to break up an altercation at the movie theater. A 40-year-old man was at a movie with his son during which he told the responding officer that someone seated behind him kept bumping into the back of his seat, about five times. He said that he told them to stop but it continued. The man admitted to throwing some popcorn at the woman behind him after, or at about the same time, he allegedly was punched or backhanded with an open hand against the left side of his mouth by the 67-year-old woman. The man confronted the man seated with the 67-year-old woman and grabbed the man’s shirt collar pulling him towards the front of the theater.

March 31st City of Franklin
A resident called police to report someone had vomited in their gas tank.

April 8 City of Beaver Dam
A man called police to report that the neighbor woman was up on the roof of her house swearing down at him and his kids.

March 9th Town of Jackson
An employee of the Comfort Inn called police to report that guests had refused to stop smoking in a room and needed to be removed. She also told police that when employees knocked on the door to tell the people they had to leave, a woman replied, “I want to get high first”.

April 3rd City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported someone selling meat came to her father's home, entered the house, sat on the floor, used the bathroom and asked for a drink of water.

April 5th City of Greenfield
A resident called 911 to report that he thinks his neighbors are "hiding something" because they refused to allow him to take some branches they had on their property. He was cited for misuse of 911.

April 4th City of Stevens Point
Police arrested a shoplifter after he was caught in the act of attempting to steal underwear, chewing gum, jumbo steaks, energy drinks and Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

April 8th Town of Beaver Dam
A resident contacted police to report that a man came to his house last night and took all his clothes because he owed the man $80. The man told him he had until tomorrow to pay up or else.

March 31st Town of Menasha
An officer was requested to assist in the retrieval of a sewing machine that had been loaned to a person on Happy Valley Drive who was now refusing to return it. The officer spoke with the borrower, who initially was hesitant to identify herself, and ultimately refused to return the sewing machine or divulge its current location.

April 2nd City of Portage
Police were called to Wal-Mart where three women were yelling and swearing so loud in the pharmacy section that could be heard in the lawn and garden department.

April 7th Wood County
A driver called police to report that every morning the same man at the same intersection makes the same obscene gesture at him.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:20 am Comment On This Post

apr 11th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Shannon C. Baily, a 30-year-old West Virginia man who was arrested this week after he moved to Wisconsin allegedly ….to stalk a girl. (Can we kick that up a notch? Sure.) He moved to Wisconsin allegedly ….to stalk a girl… who is 13-years-old! (Still not bad enough for you? How about this?) He moved to Wisconsin allegedly ….to stalk a girl…who is 13-years-old……and reportedly terminally ill!!!

Like she and her parents don’t already have enough to worry about without his creeper-ass poking his nose where it is neither needed nor wanted.

So,

For stalking a terminally ill girl which is enough to make you wonder “Who’s really the sick one here?”.

For proving once again that when it comes to our fine state, WTF doesn’t just stand for Wisconsin Tourism Foundation.

And for doing something even creepier than the thought of getting fingered by Larry McCarren.

We are proud to name Shannon C. Baily, the man who was arrested this week after he moved to Wisconsin allegedly to stalk a 13-year-old girl who is terminally ill as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post

apr 7th


April 3rd City of Marshfield
Police responded to a report from a Buyer’s Guide employee of telephone abuse. The employee reported receiving numerous vulgar voice mail messages from a 55-year-old man who did not receive a Buyers’ Guide newspaper.

March 28th City of Stevens Point
A caller told police that members of the household found a 38-year-old man sleeping on their couch. Police determined the man had sleep-walked to their house and had no idea how he’d gotten there.

March 31st City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man reported his neighbor was drunk, pounding on his door and threatening to harm him. The drunken neighbor later called saying he was angry that someone was drilling holes into his walls.

March 30th City of Waupun
A man driving by Main and Bly streets called police to report he saw a man in black digging through the garbage bin out by the curb. A responding officer discovered the man was just looking for his fiancé’s grandmother’s obituary.

March 28th City of Oak Creek
Police were called after a woman at Kohl’s Department Store told a boy repeatedly that his shoelaces were untied. The boy’s mother told the woman they would take care of it, but as they were leaving the store the woman said “I’ll show you what happens if you don’t tie your shoes,” and then stepped on the boy’s shoelaces, causing him to trip into his mother. The boy was not injured.

March 25th City of Waukesha
Police were called because a woman reported her UPS package was stolen off her front porch. The UPS website said it was signed for by “Shrek.”

March 22nd City of Glendale
A man was arrested for drunken driving and refusal to take a breath test after he was seen driving erratically. An officer followed him with lights and siren but the man kept driving. When he finally pulled over and the officer pulled up behind him, he backed into the squad car, but there was no damage. Just then his phone rang and the man grabbed a garage door opener, put it to his ear and said, “Hello, hello.”

March 23rd City of Shorewood
A man was arrested for theft of three registration stickers he cut from license plates. The man, who was already intoxicated at noon, was asked how long he’d been drinking. The man replied, “Since 1976.”
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:38 am Comment On This Post

apr 4th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Fond du Lac police officer Melissa Sprangers, who, documents obtained by The Fond du Lac Reporter this week, revealed was involved in THREE squad car crashes in a year.

On November 15, 2012, Officer Sprangers reportedly struck a parked car while driving inattentively.

On March 3, 2013, according to the documents, Sprangers was involved in a crash in which she was at fault for driving too fast for conditions when her squad car slid through an intersection and was struck by another vehicle that had the right of way.

And then, on November 1st of last year, Officer Sprangers, who was not wearing a seat belt at the time, collided with another police vehicle as she was driving at what seems to be an unsafe speed in response to a call for backup, totaling both squad cars.

So,

For making a mess of more squad cars than a dozen powder sugar donuts with triple jelly.

For trying to be Cagney when she should probably keep her ass in the passenger seat like Lacey.

And for proving that while justice is said to be blind, it doesn’t mean police officers are allowed to drive with their eyes closed.

We are proud to name Fond du Lac police officer Melissa Sprangers as this week’s Rick and Len Show…Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:48 am Comment On This Post

mar 17th


The person pictured above is NOT the heinous duck feeding criminal mentioned in the account below.

February 24th City of Neenah
A caller on Jean Street reported that a man was feeding ducks in his backyard. An officer contacted the man and advised him he was violating an ordinance. The officer returned later to take photos of the ducks and the sunflower seeds that were spread across the yard as evidence of the alleged duck feeding.

March 10th Village of Nekoosa
A woman called police and reported she went to a fast food restaurant to get food for her and her children. The woman told police she waited 10 to 15 minutes and still didn’t have her food!

March 9th City of Brookfield
A resident on Royalcrest Drive called police because she heard her husband yell, “Stop, I have a gun,”. The man told police he believed a man with a hat was trying enter his second-story bedroom, but then he realized it was just a figment of his imagination.

March 5th City of Menasha
A guidance counselor called police to report a kindergarten student brought a butter knife to school and was threatening to use it to cut other students.

March 3rd City of Germantown
A resident called police just before midnight to report his neighbor owed him $2.39 for some milk he had bought her but she would not answer her door or pay him back. The officer told the caller that police would not be attempting contact with the neighbor due to the time of night, and the caller became upset. The officer then explained it was a civil issue and due to the circumstances, police cannot make the woman repay him.

March 4th City of Brookfield
Police responded to a complaint that a resident was shoveling snow into the road. When told by officers that he needed to remove the snow from the street, the man reportedly responded, “Where am I supposed to put it, up my ass?” He eventually moved the snow to the edge of the road.

March 12th City of Shawano
Police were called to a location on Highway 22 were a staff member reported seeing a man open mouth kissing his own mother and felt it was inappropriate.

March 1st City of Waukesha
A resident called police to report hearing female voices screaming and thought it was a domestic incident. Responding officers found it was just the children who live in her residence and some of their friends screaming while playing a game where they run outside without their shoes on to see who could stand in the snow barefoot the longest.

March 13th City of Shawano
Officers responded to a call from a daycare center on Olson Street. A child at the daycare center reportedly threw a plastic lizard that struck another child.

March 7th City of Greenfield
A resident called police dispatch to report a woman was driving an unlicensed scooter on the wrong side of the street while walking a dog on a leash making the dog run alongside her so fast that it doesn’t have time to urinate.

February 28th City of Waupun
A woman called police to report her daughter is receiving text messages from a man claiming to be Jeffery Dahmer and threatening to come and see her.

February 27th City of Waukesha
Police responded to an apartment after a caller reported hearing a domestic disturbance in a neighboring apartment. Police discovered no domestic disturbance, just residents watching “Dr. Phil with the volume turned way up.”
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mar 10th


March 5th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report seeing “a man in a scary clown mask”.

February 7th Town of Jackson
Officers were dispatched to investigate a Jeep that was driving into a 7 foot snow pile. They found said snow pile but the Jeep was no longer driving into it, having become stuck on top of it.  When an officer asked the 20-year-old driver why he drove his Jeep on to the snow pile, the man responded, “Because it’s a Jeep”.

March 7th City of Marshfield
Police responded to a report of a suspicious customer at a convenience store. A female employee reported an unknown man in his early 20s came into the store to purchase alcohol and asked the employee to come into the bathroom with him.

March 6th Town of Grand Rapids
A woman called police and reported an unknown man left Valentine’s Day candy at her door.

March 1st Town of Grand Rapids
A woman reported to police that people came into her house and sat on her sofa and wouldn’t leave.

February 25th City of Brookfield
Police responded to a report of a woman who chained a suitcase to a pole in front of Barnes & Noble. She told security personnel there were no bombs in it, went in the mall, then returned to unchain it and walked away. When police caught up with the woman, she told them she just didn’t want to bring her suitcase into the mall.

February 25th City of Brookfield
Police were called to a home where a man locked his girlfriend and their baby out of their home because when she went to the store she bought him soda instead of cigarettes.

February 23rd City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report that her mother took her sweaters and some dresses from her apartment because she thought the outfits were “too sexy” for her to be wearing.

March 5th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported four teenagers standing in a doorway and swearing at people.
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mar 7th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…the 17-year-old Appleton boy who police say robbed an elderly man early Thursday morning after the two were involved in a car crash. The two drivers’ cars reportedly collided at the intersection of East Glendale Avenue and North Oneida Streets in Appleton. While the 76-year-old driver was examining the damage, the 17-year-old allegedly hit the elderly man in the chest, took a large amount of cash out of the man’s wallet and fled.

So,

For apparently being just as bad a person as he is a driver.

For slamming into an old man and then making off with a large sum of money…which I believe is what most of Hugh Hefner’s recent ex-girlfriends have done.

And for not understanding that hitting old people with your car and taking their money is no way to rob the elderly. That’s what insurance policies that advertise on late night TV are for.

We are proud to name the 17-year-old Appleton driver who allegedly robbed an elderly man after they were involved in a collision as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
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mar 7th


WHY THE POPE SHOULD VISIT THE GREEN BAY AREA

10. He could share a ride on the Zippin’ Pippin with area religious figure like Aaron Rodgers.

9. He could help defeat the forces of evil and vanquish the satanic minions…when they come up from Chicago to play at Lambeau.

8. He could perform the world’s greatest miracle by creating a hat big enough to fit Tom Milbourn’s head.

7. Just as Jesus turned water into wine, could participate in sacred local tradition of turning beer into urine.

6. He could teach that St. Vince dude some manners by showing him you take the big post hole digger hat off when you’re sitting in front of people at the game.

5. If he can polish off the 93 ounce Gilbert Burger at Champion’s Sports Bar He gets a free autographed picture of former Packer Gilbert Brown.

4. Could get drivers on 41, 43, and 172 to use their directionals and drive the speed limit and that, my friends, would be a miracle.

3. He could try to heal the lame, and what could be more lame than the WIXX morning show.

2. Just as Jesus fed the multitudes with just a loaf of bread and a couple fish, He could try to feed everyone at Paul’s Pantry with just the meat from Brown County Supervisor Guy Zima’s pants.

1. Hey, somebody’s going to have to cut the ribbon at the grand opening of the new downtown Wal-Mart on Broadway.
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mar 6th


A guy got tossed off both Twitter and Vine this week for posting pics of himslef having sex with a Hot Pocket. No, seriously! Why? Well....

TOP TEN REASONS TO HUMP A HOT POCKET

10. They are already filled with chicken or beef. Why not add sausage?

9. Wanted to see what it was like doing it with Lindsey Lohan so stuck his junk in the first thing he could find that was crusty and full of its own cheese.

8. Why should old socks, warm apple pies and cantaloupes with holes cut in them have all the fun?

7. He couldn’t hump a ham sandwich because he’s Jewish.

6. If he was going to hump a COLD pocket, he might as well be married.

5. Says right on the box they are “irresistibly hot” which is the same way you would describe Kate Upton, therefore having sex with a Hot Pocket is just like having sex with a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model.   

4. They sort of look like a vagina…but only if you squint real hard and have only seen really deformed vaginas.

3. Trying to get back at his ex-girlfriend whom he caught in the act with a Subway Five Dollar Foot-Long.

2. If he’d humped a corn dog people would have thought he was gay.

And the number one reason for humping a Hot Pocket…

1. It’s got to be better than eating one!
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feb 14th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week….34-year-old Sharquon Liggins of Racine. Liggins was arrested Monday by an officer responding to a report from a driver of a man throwing meat as passing vehicles.  When police got to the scene, they found frozen pork ribs in the roadway and scattered across all four lanes of traffic. It’s estimated that there approximately 15 to 20 frozen pork ribs in the road. The investigating officer located a plastic grocery bag with more frozen pork ribs in a front yard nearby — and determined Liggins lived at that home. When the officer asked Liggins why he was throwing meat into the road, Liggins reportedly replied that he “thought it was funny.”

So,

For coming up with the most amusing use of pork since ten years ago when disgraced Winnebago County District Attorney Joe Paulus used it as a verb. (audio - "I was porking her and loving it!" - Paulus)

For using his pork as projectiles when he should be spending Valentine’s week makin’ bacon.

And for being responsible for the worst waste of a rib since the one God took from Adam.

We are proud to name alleged pork rib flinger Sharqon Liggins of Racine as this week’s Rick and Len Show…Weenie of the Week!
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feb 10th

January 29th City of Neenah
Police were called to a Green Street residence where they cited a 19-year-old man with property damage and disorderly conduct after he allegedly hit another man with a vacuum cleaner.

February 2nd City of Hales Corners
A man called police to ask an officer to respond to Confucius Restaurant because they put his sauce upside-down in his to-go bag and sauce spilled all over his car. The man was upset because the manager refused to do anything about it when he complained, so he wanted police to go to the restaurant first "before the cops are called on him." The caller was advised it was a civil matter and did not warrant police intervention.

February 1st City of Marshfield
A 24-year-old man was cited for second offense drunken driving after he was found sleeping in his vehicle in the Taco Bell drive-thru. The vehicle was running and in drive when police found the man. It is not clear whether or not the man received his Taco Bell order before being taken to the police station for a blood draw.

February 6th City of Shawano
Police responded to a report of an alleged domestic dispute at a residence on East Lieg Avenue. A woman at the residence told police her husband had thrown a soda at the wall, tossed a rabbit cage and bent her wallet.

February 5th City of Shawano
A 911 call that is believed to be a pocket dial was received. According to the police record, the 911 dispatcher heard a man talking to someone named Scotty and belching very loudly.

February 2nd City of Portage
A man called 911 and told police he had outstanding warrants and wanted to be taken to jail. When police arrived, the man gave them a false name. Per his wishes, he was taken to jail on the warrants and also on a charge of obstructing an officer for lying about his name.

February 3rd City of Waupun
A woman at Our Bar on East Main Street called police to report concrete was poured down the toilet and she knows who did it.

February 1st City of Beaver Dam
A man told police a group of woman approached him at Wall-Mart and one of the woman used her phone as a “kiss cam.”

February 1st City of Beaver Dam
A resident called police because a man on East Main Street was yelling at another man to leave. When police arrived, a 35-year-old man said he was invited over to the other man’s house. The man at the residence said the other man was NOT invited over to his house.

January 29th Town of Jackson
A man called police to complain that his 28-year-old stepson was intoxicated, disorderly, and refusing to sleep in the basement. The officers found the son sleeping on the couch in the main level. The man complained that he had swine flu because of how cold it is in the basement. Much of what the man said didn’t make sense because of his intoxication but he INSISTED that the responding officer check out the basement for himself so he could see just how cold it was. The officer went down to the basement where he found the man's marijuana stash and paraphernalia in plain view, earning the man two citations.

January 25th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a disturbance where neighbors were arguing about where a snow plow driver was moving snow. One resident said the plow driver tried to run his wife over. The caller later admitted he was upset the plow was pushing snow to his side of the street so his wife stood in front of the plow as it was trying to clean a driveway. The residents were advised on their behavior and told to let the snowplow driver do his job.

February 3rd City of Waukesha
A man at Price Point Inn called police because he believes someone was in his room. The man told police he found a clump of hair. Police, could not find any signs of forced entry but reported that the floor was "filthy."

January 28th City of Brookfield
Two women were arrested at Party City after one woman reportedly distracted employees while the other concealed items. When police arrived, they found the women, ages 21 and 25, attempting to leave the store with a variety of Justin Bieber merchandise.

February 2nd City of Brookfield
Police were called to the Factory Card Outlet where two 24 year old woman were caught in the act of attempting to steal $66 of cups, plates, napkins, balloons, bags and invitations all bearing the likeness of Justin Bieber that they told officers they wanted to use for a Super Bowl party.

January 27th City of Brookfield
A man called police to report that the neighbors below him were pounding on their ceiling. Police contacted the neighbors, who said they were just trying to tell him to "shut up" because he was talking on the phone so loudly they couldn't hear their television.

January 26th city of Cudahy
A 53-year-old woman was cited for disorderly conduct. The woman reportedly confronted her 26-year-old son and his girlfriend. According to the woman's husband "there was some tension about hockey tickets and who was going to use them." The son accused his mother of pushing his girlfriend. The mother denied pushing her, but "stated she did push her son just to show him how she would push someone."
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