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dec 9th 2013

(Giant corn on cob pictured NOT the actual stolen giant cob of corn!)

December 3rd Town of Stockton
A who called the sheriff's department told deputies that a 20-foot tall corn on the cob and trailer were stolen from his residence. Thankfully, the 20-foot tall corn on the cob and trailer later were recovered.

November 29th City of Oak Creek
A resident of an apartment complex called police to report there was the smell of "burning flesh" coming from somewhere in her building. An officer dispatched to the building and reported that he detected the smells of fresh baked bread, taco seasoning, pumpkin pie, ham seasoned with brown sugar and cloves, several Asian spices and various candle scents. However, the officer did not detect any smell of burning flesh.

November 19th Town of Menasha
Officers were sent to a residence on Bel Air Court after receiving five 911 calls from an intoxicated female who wanted to report that her son had taken the car keys, presumably because she was too drunk to drive. The dispatchers told the 52-year-old woman she should call the non-emergency number in the future. After she made several more 911 calls after that, the woman was cited for disorder conduct.

November 27th City of Fond du Lac
An officer was following a vehicle near the intersection of Hickory and Arndt Streets when he noticed its loud exhaust. During a traffic stop, the officer smelled marijuana coming from the vehicle. Inside were two women with red, watery eyes and two young children. While speaking with the passenger, the officer noticed a bulge in her shirt. When the officer asked her if the bulge was hidden contraband, the woman grabbed her bra and exposed her breasts to the officer, proving the bulge was just boobs and not drugs.

December 1st City of Waukesha
Police were called to Family Dollar about a customer that had been in the store for the last four hours staring at a blank computer screen. The man told officers he was using the computer in an effort to apply for a job. He said it was taking him so long because of “spiritual issues” he is dealing with. A clerk told police the man also tried climbing up on one of the store’s coolers.

December 4th City of Shawano
A girl called 911 to report a girl on Prairie Street would not give her her blanket back. The girl told the dispatcher that her father had suggested she call 911 about the blanket. The dispatcher informed the girl that her blanket problem did not constitute an emergency.

December 3rd City of Manitowoc
Police arrested a 17-year-old high school student in connection with a series of graffiti incidents. The boy admitted to the graffiti and told police he went out on a spray-painting spree to calm himself down because was frustrated with his multiplication problems.

December 1st City of Marshfield
Officers responded to a report of a person screaming inside an apartment. When police arrived, the man residing at the address refused to open the door. Based on the circumstances of the screams, the officer forced entry into the apartment. It was determined the man was alone and was screaming at himself.

December 3rd City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report another woman came after her with a flag.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:39 am Comment On This Post

dec 6th 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week… “The Friends of Scott Walker” who on Black Friday sent out a fund raising letter that encouraged people to donate money to the Governor’s reelection campaign instead of spending it on toys and electronics for the kids this Christmas. The letter read:

“Instead of electronics or toys that will undoubtedly be outdated, broken, or lost by the next Holiday Season, help give your children the gift of a Wisconsin that we can all be proud of.”

Here, here!

So,

For potentially disappointing more children than the company that promotes giving raisins for Halloween.

For working to reelect a governor who claims to be a friend of business, but I guess that’s only if your business isn’t Toys R Us or Best Buy.

For making the Governor seem less gubernatorial and more Grinch-a-torial.  

For using the word “Holiday” making me wonder just what side the governor is on in the “War on Christmas”.

We are proud to name “The Friends of Scott Walker” as this week’s Rick and Len Show….Weenies of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:23 am Comment On This Post

dec 6th 2013

On Black Friday, the "Friends of Scott Walker" sent out this fund raising letter encouraging people to donate to the governor's reelection campaign rather than waste money on toys and electronics for the kids this Christmas. Some people think this idea stink, stank, stunk. For those people, here's....

THE SCOTT WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS


Every Sconnie who lived in Wisconsin liked Christmas a lot.
But the Scott who lived in Madtown…simply did not.

The Scott hated Christmas. The whole Christmas season.
Now please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be that his head wasn’t screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.

But I think that the most likely reason of all at long lost.
May have been that the Scott’s…eyes were too crossed.

You see, on Black Friday, a message was sent to the whole Sconnie nation.
Soliciting from them, a monetary donation.

Instead of buying your Sconnie children toys and what not.
This Christmas give them the gift, of four more years of Scott.

"Instead of venturing into the cold this Black Friday" it read.
"Stay in and give your children the gift that will keep giving", instead.

"Electronics or toys will be outdated, broken, or lost by the next year" was his reason.
Instead give your children the gift of a Wisconsin that we can all be proud of” this season.

Imagine little Bonnie Sconnie and her tiny bro Johnny.
Waking up on Christmas morning, expecting a present Tsunami.

And instead they are greeted by their parents with their eyes all aglow.
“No toys from Santa this year. We gave The Scott all our dough”.

In a flash the Sconnie kids dreams of games, dolls and toy cars.
Replaced with the promise of a brighter Wisconsin future…and of course the deep psychological scars.

While way back in Madtown, The Scott is counting his money like crazy.
Because the Scott is as hard working, as the Scott’s left eye is lazy.

And they say that The Scott’s election coffers grew three sizes that day.
Much to all the Sconnie children’s dismay.

Still the Sconnie children will have cause for celebration.
Cuz maybe they’ll receive a photo of The Scott as a thanks for the donation.

And from that the Sconnie children all can take heart.
They can ask Santa, next year, for a nice set of darts.



posted by: Rick and Len at 5:08 am Comment On This Post

nov 18th 2013


November 5th City of Waukesha
Police were dispatched on a report of a man and woman fighting. The caller said there were items being smashed. When police arrived they discovered the woman was screaming because there was a mouse in the house. The banging was apparently the mouse being pummeled by a broom. The mouse carcass was observed and confirmed by police.

November 3rd Town of Menasha
Police responded to a theft at a Holly Road hotel. Hotel management told police one of their guests pawned the room's television, microwave, and mini fridge.

October 27th City of Cudahy
A 25-year-old man was taken to an area hospital, after he kept telling people that he was a horse and “everyone is pretty”. The man refused to cooperate with officers and medical staff but eventually revealed he had “injected mushrooms”.

November 9th City of Portage
Officers responded to a report of a man and woman fighting and screaming. The woman allegedly threw a bottle of ranch dressing spilling its contents.

November 15th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report hearing screaming from a neighbor's apartment. Responding officers discovered the screening was coming from a child who was upset over a video game.

November 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police and reported someone stole a lawnmower from his yard. A responding officer located the lawnmower...in the resident's yard.

November 13th City of Monona
Recycling plant workers called police to report finding what appeared to be a severed human hand in the trash. A detective examined the hand more closely, counting six fingers but no thumb. A forensic anthropologist confirmed it was a bear paw. According to a police Sargent, “When it doubt, count the fingers, or in this case, the claws.”

November 14th City of Juneau
A woman called the sheriff's department to request a deputy check on the wellbeing of a friend who had been so sick for a couple days she was unable to get off the couch. The deputy checked on the woman and found her to be in better health and arrested her for violating her parole.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:15 am Comment On This Post

nov 15th 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the 31-year-old Markesan man arrested by police yesterday for allegedly making a lengthy string of fake bomb threats in Waupun and other communities in Dodge County over the past week. Targets in Waupun included businesses, the public library, the high school and hospital. Bomb threats were also sent to businesses in Fox Lake, Ripon and Beaver Dam. The man, who police say is a registered sex offender has apparently been officiating area volleyball games and a basketball games when he was not calling in bomb threats.

So,

For faking it more times than those South American hookers with Justin Beiber.

For claiming responsibility for even more bombs than Ryan Reynolds movie career. 

And for making people more nervous than a vasectomy surgeon with a twitch.

We are proud to name the Markesan man arrested for allegedly making a slew of bomb threats as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:58 am Comment On This Post

nov 11th 2013


November 5th City of Shawano
An employee of the AmericInn Lodge and Suites called The sheriff’s department to report a large rabbit of unknown origin was hopping down the hotels second floor hallway. A responding officer took the rabbit into custody without incident. (FYI: The rabbit in the picture above may not be the actual rabbit from the AmericInn in Shawano)

November 3rd City of Pulaski
Police contacted a West Crest Drive woman to inform her that it was illegal to burn her cat pee soaked mattress in her yard. The woman had apparently been trying to do so by piling tree branches on top of the urine soaked mattress.

November 4th City of Waupun
A woman called police to report a domestic dispute in an adjoining apartment. Police arrived and found the occupants, a man and wife, arguing over what temperature to set the thermostat.

October 2nd City of Mayville
Please responded to an altercation on Bridge Street where a 46-year-old woman and her 23-year-old daughter were fighting over a dirty dish.

October 31st City of Waukesha
A resident called police after their bowl of pretzels set out for trick-or-treaters was taken. The caller said she set out a bowl of pretzels and then went inside to take a shower. When she returned the bowl was gone.

November 5th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported seeing a man with a bicycle hidden in the bushes taking dark clothing out of a shopping bag. Investigating officers discovered the man was waiting for his girlfriend, and the dark clothing was her jacket.

October 21st City of Menasha
Officers responded to a report of three children on First Street running in the road with their pants down. Upon arrival, the officer saw two boys in the road with their pants down, revealing their underwear. A third child told police he was recording a video for YouTube. The officer notified their parents and they were warned for disorderly conduct.

October 22nd City of Menasha
Police received a report of a man who was intoxicated at Jefferson Park. The man was  harassing kickball players by sticking his fishing pole through the fence. An officer found an open bottle of vodka in the water bottle holder of the man’s bicycle. He was cited for having an open intoxicant in public and asked to leave the park.

November 4th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police received a report of a man pounding on a door on Seventh Avenue and yelling that the home’s occupants didn’t “get him high.”
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:56 am Comment On This Post

nov 8th 2013
We presented a check for $2,385.21 to Becky Bergin with the Red Cross. In total, the Red Cross raised $6,000 from the Rick & Len Golf Outing.  We're happy to have made a donation to such a great community partner!


posted by: Rick and Len at 4:23 pm Comment On This Post

nov 8th 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…John and Nicole Grant, the Illinois couple who stopped at a bar in Mayville Monday night to watch the Packer-Bears game after Nicole reportedly bet her husband, a devoted Bears fan, that she would allow him to use a Taser to  shock her if the Packer’s lost. Then, when the Packer’s lost and John made good on the bet and Tased his wife’s buttocks, she called police and reported him for doing so.

So,

For being the only person who was actually shocked when Seneca Wallace proved to be no Aaron Rodgers. Yeah, she was ACTUALLY shocked. And stunned….literally stunned!


For making a bet so stupid, if the wager itself was any dumber, it would be wearing a navy and orange jersey with the number 6 on it.

For not realizing that if every person called the cops whenever their spouse caused a pain in their ass, police would be so busy, half the nation’s donut shops would fold.

We are proud to name John and Nicole Grant, the FIB couple that bet a good Taserin’ on the Packer-Bear game as this week’s Rick and Len Show…Weenies of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:54 am Comment On This Post

nov 6th 2013
posted by: Rick and Len at 3:58 pm Comment On This Post

nov 1st 2013
Sometimes there's someone deserving of recognition but not quite a big enough weenie to be our Weenie of the Week. They are our Rick and Len Show...COCKTAIL FRANK!



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Cocktail Frank… 33-year-old Antonio J. Brown of Kenosha, who after reportedly, after getting drunk at a Halloween party, took his girlfriend’s two sons, ages 8 and 13 for a walk, allegedly forcing them to drink until at least one threw up. Brown then reportedly dangled the 13-year-old upside down from Kenosha’s 50th Street overpass and threatened to drop him. Brown reportedly then grabbed the 8-year-old by the hair and tried to pull him up a train ladder before dangling the him from the train, holding his neck and ankle. Oh, and did we mention, he was dressed as clown the whole time? Yeah, that’s right. A frickin’ clown!!!

So,

For figuratively giving clowns the black eye many of us wish we could give them literally.

For doing the most anyone has done to make clowns look bad since John Wayne Gacy.

For allegedly dangling a child from a great height while wearing white make up that made him look like a clown which either makes him a drunken psycho or the best Michael Jackson impersonator ever!

We are proud to name Antonio J. Brown as this week’s Rick and Len Show Cocktail Frank!




We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenies of the Week….the two men, who according to police, were using a slingshot to shoot marbles at vehicles on I-43 between Mason Street and Manitowoc Road in Green Bay competing against each other to see who could hit 15 vehicles first. Their "game" resulted in smashed windows, vehicle dents and at least one injury. At least 30 people have reported being victims of the attacks. And frankly, they’re just lucky it wasn’t worse.

So,

For not realizing that it can be a lot more fun to stay home and play with your balls than going out and shooting them at passing motorists.

For doing even more to make driving area highways dangerous than the Wisconsin DOT.

For behavior that if convicted should get them hard time in “sling-sling”.

We are proud to name the two guys who apparently lost their marbles and were shooting them at drivers on I-43 as this week’s Rick and Len Show…Weenies of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:39 am Comment On This Post

oct 25th 2013



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the Appleton school bus driver who was busted for operating while intoxicated. The 51-year-old driver allegedly finished his route before being observed parking the school bus and buying alcohol at a store. When officers arrived, they gave the driver a Breathalyzer test, and he failed it.  It is not clear right now if the driver was drinking before dropping off the 25 to 30 children who had just been on the bus but since he was already intoxicated just after just buying alcohol, well, you can make your own assumptions.

So,

For possibly putting more children in harm’s way than the social secretary at the Neverland Ranch ever did.

For apparently not understanding that while the sound of 25 to 30 noisy children may drive you to drink, you shouldn’t actually drink while you drive them.

And or not realizing that while the wheels of the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round…the cop car siren goes…Woooo woooo woooo. Woooo woooo woooo.Woooo woooo woooo.

We are proud to name the Appleton school bus driver who was busted for operating while intoxicated as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:15 am Comment On This Post

oct 23rd 2013


USES FOR THE POLE FROM THE PARADISE CLUB

10. Threaten to drop it on North Korea and give entire country some kind of cooter-borne yeast infection.

9. Sell it to the city of Green Bay. Let the Mayor shimmy up it to get things off the top of his desk.

8. Give it an honorary degree in gynecology since it’s seen more women’s private parts than an OB/GYN nurse, a Planned Parenthood doctor and Charlie Sheen combined.

7. Relocate it to Menasha where among all the Shutkoskis, Lingnofskis and Povlowskis, it’ll blend in with all the other poles.

6. If it could hold up thousands of big Wisconsin strippers for 40 years, it should be able to hold up the sagging Leo Frigo Bridge.

5. Lend it out to women to use as the ten foot pool they won’t touch Rick with. 

4. Sell it to Kanye West so she can use it as a blinged out replacement for the stick he already has up his ass.

3. Let NASA send it on first manned plight to Mars. Use it as a flag pole claiming Mars on behalf of the United States and spreading to another planet American democracy and a particularly virulent strain of space herpes.

2. Use it to replace the main frame computer for the Obamacare website. While the Paradise Club stripper pole has no actual computing power, neither, apparently does the main frame computer for the Obamacare website.

1. Give it to Jay Cutler so he can use it to work out once his sprained vagina heals.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:20 am Comment On This Post

oct 21st 2013


October 7th City of Waupun
A man on Wilcox Street called police to report a man he knows stole $10 from him. The accuser later called police and said he found the $10 in his couch when he sat on it and withdrew his complaint.

October 6th Town of Menasha
Officers responded to a report of a male and female yelling at each other. Upon arrival, the officers found a mother and son were arguing about God. The son was trying to get his mother to follow Jesus.

October 9th City of Waupun
A man on West Franklin Street complained to police that the county owns the property next to him, and that the property has an apple tree on it that is attracting bees. He asked police to file a complaint against Fond du Lac County for not keeping the bees off his property.

October 14th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman reported a skunk with a jar stuck on its head, banging on her steps.

October 16th Village of of Rudolph
Police received a call from a woman reporting her neighbor’s goats were walking on her newly planted grass.

October 16th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported a group of five people wanted to start a fight during rapping conflict that had gotten out of hand.

October 10th City of Germantown
Police responding to a report of a domestic dispute at a residence discovered the source of the “argument” was actually the resident, who had his headphones on and was singing a profanity-laced song in the kitchen.

September 27th City of Nekoosa
A caller reported someone trying to break in through a bedroom window. An officer determined it was probably just the sound of a box falling in a back room.

October 10th City of Greendale
An apartment manager was cited for disorderly conduct after he became intoxicated and stole a pair of women’s underwear out of a washing machine.

September 29th City of Wauwatosa
A manager at Jimmy John’s was arrested after getting into an argument with an employee. The employee said the manager pushed him and punched him after getting into an argument about the proper way to clean a wall.

October 17th Town of Burnett
A woman called the sheriff’s department to report seeing an elderly woman sitting alongside the roadway and waving at passing motorists.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:32 am Comment On This Post

oct 15th 2013


REASONS THE POPE IS SELLING HIS HARLEY

10. Too hard getting his helmet on over his big pope hat.

9. There’s no pocket for his holy water bottle in his assless chaps.

8. Figured he didn’t need it anymore since he popped that 1450 V Twin engine into the Popemobile. 

7. Kept getting his rosary beads tangled in his wallet chain.

6. Getting more and more difficult finding affordable black leather cassocks.

5. You try getting up for 6am mass on Sunday morning after a long Saturday poker run.

4. Always getting his vestments caught in the g-damn crankshaft.

3. Got tired of people asking him he we was with the Holy Rollers.

2. Caught a lot of flak for letting Full Throttle Saloon use the Vatican baptismal fountain for wet T shirt contests during this past summer’s bike week.

1. Just like most guys, his wife is making him!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

oct 14th 2013


September 24th City of Menasha
An Appleton Street woman called police because she couldn’t “parent” her son. Police eventually found out she was upset because her 16-year-old son took a glass of wine away from her. She received a warning for 911 misuse because it was the second time she called that day when there wasn’t an emergency. Police also advised her they weren’t going to raise her teenager for her.

September 28th City of Glendale
A 32-year-old man was arrested for disorderly conduct after punching another man in the face during Oktoberfest at the Bavarian Inn. The two men were reportedly fighting over which one could speak better German.

September 22nd Town of Charleston
A Debra Court resident told police a male subject came to her residence twice in the past week, looked in the door…and laughed.

October 2nd City of Mequon
A 51-year-old Evanston, Illinois woman was warned for driving the wrong way on a divided highway. The woman said she was just following instructions from her GPS and was “not impaired… just confused”.

September 28th City of Mayville
Police responded to a domestic dispute. According to people at the residence a 49-year-old man and his 74-year-old wife were celebrating an anniversary and had been drinking. The woman’s son, a 52-year-old, got into an altercation with his younger stepfather. The 49-year-old stepfather injured his 52-year-old stepson in order to avoid getting hit in the head.

October 6th City of Waupun
An anonymous caller told police marijuana could be smelled coming from an apartment on West Jefferson Street. Police made contact with the renter who allowed police in. They observed three incense sticks burning, but no evidence of marijuana.

October 6th City of Waupun
A man on West Jefferson Street said his neighbor has a smell of incense coming from their residence. The resident said he does burn incense but would not let police in. Police sniffed around but did not smell any illegal drugs. It is unclear from the police report, if they did or did not smell any incense.

October 6th City of Waupun
A Park Street resident called police to report “strange things” happening to their property and that someone had burned holes in their trampoline.

October 7th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman reported a man, who identified himself  as “Jimmy Beam”, said he was going to blow up her daughter’s house.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:22 am Comment On This Post

oct 11th 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…Detroit Lions offensive lineman Dominic Raiola, who before Sunday’s game against the Packers allegedly taunted several band members for being overweight, questioned the sexuality of at least one band member and used a highly derogatory slang term for the female genitalia toward a woman in the band.

So,

For acting like he’s under the impression that the word “punt” is spelled with a “c”.

For being a 300 plus pound lineman calling a band member fat which is…

…Like Lindsey Lohan calling an Amtrak crash a train wreck.

…Like congress calling a Swiss cheese condom ineffective.

…Like Mylie Cyrus calling the bread from Little Caesar’s crazy.

And for calling at least one band member “gay”…which is pretty rich coming for a member of a team that has been sucking hard during games in Wisconsin for 23 years!!!

We are proud to name Detroit Lions band taunting offensive lineman Dominic Raiola as this week’s Rick and Len Show…Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:08 am Comment On This Post

sep 30th 2013


September 23rd City of Waukesha
Police were called to the library on a report of a man wearing a mask and telling people he wants to change their diaper. Police advised the man on his unusual behavior and told him that wearing masks in public will draw attention.

September 14th City of Menasha
Officers were dispatched to a tavern on Tayco Street for a report of someone taking money from a tip jar. The bartender said a man let himself behind the bar and started pouring drinks. When the bartender noticed, she told him he had to leave. A short time later, she noticed $10 missing from the tip jar. Police found the man and searched him, but didn’t find the $10.00.

September 21st City of Portage
Police received a report of a man illegally trying to enter a locked retail store. The man, who registered a blood-alcohol concentration of .328 percent, mistook the store for his home.

September 27th Village of Port Edwards
A man called police and reported "having bad thoughts" at a park. An officer gave the man a ride.

September 15th City of Brown Deer
A woman was arrested for disorderly conduct after making threats because she was unhappy with her take-out order from Applebee’s. The woman had ordered spinach dip and when she got home it was cold so she called the restaurant demanding a refund. When told she could get a new order but not a refund, she returned yelling and swearing threatening to cause damage. When asked to settle down, the woman replied, "I can do what I want."

September 21st City of Germantown
A resident of an apartment building called police to report he heard a group of elderly females in the community room discussing "what a drunk he is," and would like an officer to respond to stop the rumors before they escalated. The responding officer made contact with the caller and one of the females, and both were advised to stop interacting with each other.

September 22nd City of Waukesha
Police were called to unplug a curling iron. The caller said they left for the airport for a week-long trip and realized they forgot to unplug their curling iron and were hoping police could help. Police reported the curling iron was successfully unplugged.  

September 28th City of Nekoosa
A  resident reported all the mailbox flags were up on mailboxes on her block. As a result, the caller’s mother was afraid to open her mailbox.

September 27th Town of Saratoga
A caller reported seeing a man on a horse was chasing another horse. Deputies determined the man was trying catch a runaway horse. 

September 28th City of Nekoosa
A woman called police and reported her son had called about four hours before, saying he would be home in about 10 to 15 minutes but that he had not yet returned home. The woman later called back to say her son had been out milking cows with a friend. 

September 19th Town of Dexter
A woman called the sheriff’s department and reported receiving a "scary" scam call. The call came from New York. Deputies told the woman they would NOT be going to New York to knock on that person’s door and tell them to stop.

September 18th City of Menomonee Falls
The owner of Thomas Orthodontics called police to report an unknown subject had illegally left food scraps on his property at. The caller told police he was having ongoing issues with this problem since Aug. 20, 2012, and during the latest incident an entire crock pot with chicken soup remnants was left at the front door of his business. This was the fourth documented complaint of a similar nature since 2012.

September 29th Town of Hubbard
A woman called the sheriff’s department to report seeing what she believed to be an alligator running in a corn field.

September 24th City of Beaver Dam
A called notified police of seeing a man swearing and singing to himself and then went into a house. Police contacted the man and found everything was okay.

September 22nd  City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report the smell of charcoal and lighter fluid. A responding officer discovered that the smell was from her neighbors were barbecuing .

September 25th City of Manitowoc
Police arrested a 44-year-old man on Mirro Drive after two people called to complain that he was walking around outside naked, urinating in a fire pit and playing his music too loud. When officers arrived, they could see the man naked in his bedroom through an open window. He put on his shorts, came outside and denied being outside in the nude. He told police he had been drinking bourbon.

September 23rd City of Waukesha
Police were called about a suspicious person. The caller said the man was laying down next to their car with a plastic bag and a large butcher knife. Police found the man who had fake knives for Halloween and said he had just laid down next to the car because he wanted to rest. 

September 21st City of Portage
Police were called to the scene of a disturbance at the Spinning Wheels Skate Center roller rink. A 34-year old woman was ordered to appear in court on a charge of battery to a child after police said she intentionally stuck out her arm and clothes-lined a an 11-year-old boy causing him to fall and bite his lip.

September 23rd Town of Lebanon
A woman called the sheriff’s department to report a theft. She told a deputy someone stole green beans from her freezer.

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:32 am Comment On This Post

sep 6th 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Mark Utsby, the former technology coordinator for the Random Lake School District who yesterday was charged with felony theft for allegedly stealing iPads and other tablet computers from the district. And when I say iPads and other tablet computers, I mean over FIVE HUNDRED iPads and other tablet computers…valued at about $180,000.

District officials reportedly told investigators that Utsby abruptly had “resigned last week and that they were aware he’d been having money troubles in recent months, while staff members had voiced concerns about him acting ‘weird.’”

So,

For allegedly taking 300 tablets from the school district when even Moses only took two down from the mountain.

For reportedly stealing iPads which could get him locked up in a place where he’ll be the Apple of some bigger inmate’s eye for several year.

And for actions that even other Sheboygan County residents thought was weird which is like being a Kardashian and doing something that makes your sisters think you’re the slutty one.

We are proud to name Mark Utsby who allegedly stole over 500 tablet computers from the Random Lake School District as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:39 am Comment On This Post

sep 3rd 2013


August 3rd City of Menasha
An officer responded to a report of a heated verbal argument between and man and wife that started because her brother made an offensive comment about Bears fans in front of his children. The wife told the officer they are “having trouble adjusting after moving here from Chicago five days ago”.

August 28th City of Shawano
Police and an ambulance were dispatched to a home of South Lincoln Street where a woman was struck with a broomstick while trying to break up a fight between her two sons. The son were reportedly fighting over the possession of 3 cigarettes.

August 17th City of Menasha
An officer responded a Ninth Street resident who called to report birds making excessive noise.

August 31st City of Marshfield
A resident called police to report the suspicious behavior of an unknown male. The caller reported the man would frequently bring items to her residence while occasionally wearing a fake beard and wig.

August 24th City of Beaver Dam
A caller reported a man on the front porch of a property kicking a bicycle chained to a porch. The caller asked the man what he was doing and he told him to “never mind” and then left in his vehicle. Police made contact with the man and he denied being at the residence.   

August 4th City of Menasha
A resident called police to report a group of three children were on his property, one of whom pooped on his porch.

August 24th City of Marshfield
A caller reported a 54-year-old neighbor was shouting inside his home and seemed to be arguing with someone. The man locked the door and refused to speak to officers who arrived on the scene. He was arrested when he attempted to exit the home but resisted and attempted to break free from the arresting officers. Police were not able to locate anyone else inside the home and it is believed he may have been arguing with himself.

August 28th Town of Beaver Dam
A woman called police to report a couple she did not know came to her door looking for cigarettes. When a deputy located the couple, they explained that they had gotten lost walking from the hospital, were in need of cigarettes and just thought they could locate some in the trailer park where the caller live.

July 26th City of Menasha
A 71-year-old Menasha woman called 911 more than 150 times since April. The woman reportedly called 911 regularly — sometimes several times a day — and hung up the phone when a dispatcher answered. When Menasha police called back to make sure everything was all right, the woman would deny having placed a call.

August 22nd City of Franklin
A resident called police to report that a maroon van with Voodoo dolls in it and dirty underwear hanging in the back was driving around the parking lot at gas station. Police found the van in a nearby parking lot and questioned the driver, who explained she was looking at the business because she was possibly buying it. She had no explanation for her Voodoo dolls and dirty underwear.   

August 25th Town of Beaver Dam
A resident called police to report finding an unknown woman cleaning the caller's vehicle. The woman was reportedly intoxicated and believed the vehicle she was cleaning was her own.

August 25th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police to report a man would not leave his residence despite being asked to do so. The man told a responding officer he couldn’t leave the residence because he had a headache.  

August 24th Town of Theresa
A man called police to report that sometime during the night… someone painted his mailbox.

July 28th City of Waupun
Police responded to a report of a man and woman having sex on the corner of East Main and Mill Streets. The responding officer observed a man and woman pressed up against a building. The woman swore at the officer and laughed while trying to put her clothes back on. The man, who was pantsless, with his genitals exposed, refused to identify himself and told the officer he was invoking his fourth, fifth and six amendment rights.

August 21st City of Oak Creek
A 44-year-old man was arrested after a witness reported that he was walking around naked near the tree line. Responding officers found the man was not naked. He just looked naked because he was only wearing a light pink thong.  
August 25th City of Wisconsin Rapids
An anonymous caller reported a vehicle traveling through the city that had children sitting on the floor because they were wearing wet swimming suits. 

August 25th City of Waukesha
Police were dispatched to a report of three men jumping on top of a Maserati in a car dealership lot. When police arrived they found the men who said they were up-and-coming rap artists filming a video for their latest rap song.

August 27th Town of Seneca
Police received a phone call from a man who said he accidentally stabbed himself in the leg AND set himself on fire. The call was discovered to be unfounded. 

August 21st City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report there were animals in her house and she would like a net put over them. The woman said there was one small animal by her washer and another one sitting on her purse. An officer checked the woman’s home and assured her there were no animals in the house.

August 23rd City of Greenfield
Police responded to a report of an argument between a man and a woman. The two told police they got into an argument over their children throwing sand at each other.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:29 am Comment On This Post

aug 23rd 2013


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…whomever stole the defibrillator from the Fugleberg boat launch in Oshkosh. It was one of 24 automated external defibrillator purchased through a community fund raising drive and one of 10 placed around town to save the lives of persons in cardiac arrest.  

So,

For both stealing a life saving device and proving some people’s lives don’t deserved to be saved.

For not behaving like decent human beings…which might be a bigger shock than you could get from the defibrillator.

And for stealing something for which they certainly have no use since they clearly have no heart…which would be

Like Larry Flynt stealing dancing shoes.

Like Barbara Walters stealing tampons.

Like Justin Bieber stealing a belt hanger.

Like Bradley Manning stealing a suitcase…and men’s clothing.

Like Jay Cutler stealing a jockstrap.

Like the Duggar family stealing birth control.

Like the Vikings stealing trophy polish.

Like the Duck Dynasty guys stealing aftershave.

We are proud to name whomever stole the defibrillator from the Fugleberg boat launch in Oshkosh as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:17 am Comment On This Post