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may 1st



April 27th Town of Grand Chute
Police were called to Denny's where one customer allegedly threw a paper airplane at another customer. The paper airplane reportedly struck the other customer in the foot. The paper airplane thrower has been permanently banned from this Denny's.

April 23rd City of Greenfield
Police responded a report of 180 oxycodone pills stolen from a residence. The resident told police he was waiting for a “lady friend” to come over and join him in the shower when the theft occurred. Later the man admitted "a hooker he knew only as 'Brittany'" stole the pills. The man told police he paid $100 for Brittany’s services the day before, and she offered to come back the next day and join him in the shower. After the resident got into the shower the woman came into his home, stole his pills and left.

April 21st City of Weyauwega
A woman called the police to report her minister is "spiritually harassing her". As a result, the woman finds that after she leaves her church, "weird things happen."

April 12th City of Waupaca
A resident called police and reported that someone entered his wife’s unlocked vehicle and stole their store-bought Easter egg coloring kits.

April 22nd City of Clintonville
Please received a call from a woman reporting that someone put a soda can over her TV antenna so the TV would no longer work.

April 15th City of Waukesha
Police were called after a 4-or 5-year-old boy reportedly harassed a group of teenagers by grabbing one and swearing at the others.

April 15th City of Waukesha
Following complaints from the staff, police physically removed a couple from the House of Hospitality.

April 20th City of Franklin
Police cited a 61-year-old woman for trying to hit people with a broom.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:11 am Comment On This Post

apr 28th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…the Chicago Bears who Thursday night at the NFL Draft traded away 4 picks to move up ONE spot in the draft. ONE spot. ONE! All so they could pick quarterback Mitch Trubisky.

This despite the fact that it was considered pretty unlikely that the 49er’s, with whom they switched places, were even interested in the UNC QB. What's more, this comes just 6 weeks after the Bears signed some other stooge to a $45 million dollar contract to be their starting QB.

Some Bears fans are saying this won’t look so stupid if Trubisky turns out to become an elite quarterback. Doesn’t matter. He could be the second coming of Dan Marino wrapped in beer and bacon, The Bears still GAVE UP 3 draft picks they likely DIDN'T NEED TO GIVE UP to get him.

So,

For making a move so ridiculous, it probably even put a smile on Jay Cutler’s resting bitch face.

For being responsible for a 1st round draft shocker almost as surprising as learning ESPN still has any people left to cover it.*

And for squandering three picks and demonstrating the only way they could have looked like bigger idiots is if they had used that 2nd overall to choose Aaron Hernandez.

We are proud to name the Chicago Bears as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIES OF THE WEEK.

(*Addendum: Speaking of the ESPN firings…they laid off about a 10th of their staff this week. What I find amazing about that is that 100 of the most talented people in sports broadcasting now have no jobs while and over at FOX, Joe Buck still has 3!)
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:26 am Comment On This Post

apr 21st

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…the man who attacked an Appleton Yellow Cab outside the city’s transit center early Sunday evening. The man, who has still not been identified, reportedly came running up the street before launching himself at the taxi smashing the windshield, caving in the hood and denting the roof.

By the time the man finished flailing around and punching the vehicle he also reportedly tore off the cab’s antenna and its driver side mirror. Police speculated the man was “on something”.

Damn right, he was on something. He was ON the hood of the taxi. So,

For being responsible for downtown Appleton’s biggest smash since The Lion King was at the Performing Art Center.

For leaving the taxi’s windshield with more cracks than a national plumber’s convention.

And for not realizing that if he just wanted to attack something that was yellow, he should have gone after the urine soaked streets of Fond du Lac.

We are proud to name as the guy who attacked an Appleton Yellow Cab Sunday night as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:15 am Comment On This Post

apr 17th


April 4th City of Racine
Police were called to the public library where a 49-year-old man had borrowed a copy of the movie The Bodyguard and was watching it on his laptop. After a library employee spotted an open beer can he was informed he could not drink beer in library. The man became upset and stormed out of the library taking with him his laptop with the library's DVD of The Bodyguard still inside. Officers were dispatched and located the man fleeing on his orange bicycle. As the man got off of his bike the DVD copy of The Bodyguard fell to the ground. Police recovered the DVD and returned it to the library and the man was arrested for theft.

April 13th City of Green Bay A caller notified police that her sister is going to cause a disturbance at Parkside Animal Care Center on Military because she is mad that her cat was taken to the vet and she didn't want it to be taken to the vet.

March 26th City of Greenfield
Police arrested the manager of a McDonald’s after her supervisor reported she was allegedly authorizing refunds for Big Macs and then keeping the money. Between mid-January and March 24th, the woman reportedly kept refunds amounting to $3,827.17, the cost of 1,071 Big Macs.

April 4th City of St. Francis
Officers were called to an apartment where a 35-year-old woman told police that she had received phone calls she believed were from actor Kiefer Sutherland. The woman was advised it was a scam and to ignore the calls.

April 1st City of Waukesha
An anonymous caller notified police of a homeless person sleeping in the park. Responding officers found the man was not homeless. He was just drunk, laying on the baseball diamond and "enjoying the weather". Police allowed the drunk man to continue enjoying the unseasonably warm conditions.

April 9th City of Waukesha
Police subdued a man with a Taser after an anonymous person reported he and a woman were having sex in the bathroom of the public library. The man reportedly requested transportation to the hospital because he "couldn't feel his ankle or toes" after the Taser shock.

April 13th City of Beaver Dam
A woman called police to complain that McDonald's would not serve her. A responding officer talked to McDonald's employee who explained they didn't serve the woman because she was trying to walk through the drive-through.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:38 am Comment On This Post

apr 14th


We are proud to name as this Week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the manager of Wal-Mart in Waukesha who reportedly fired an 88-year-old man (pictured above) who had worked there as a greeter for eight years because he didn’t notify management fast enough that a turkey had walked into the store. The victim says he was only told to greet people. He was never given instructions on what to do if a turkey walked into the store.

So,

For firing an 88-year-old man over something ridiculous which makes me think they’re just trying to get some of that sweet, sweet free publicity United Airlines got this week. (At least Wal-Mart didn’t knock the man down and forcibly drag him out of the store by his feet.)

For allowing shoppers with sketchy pasts wearing nothing but undersize My Little Pony pajama tops, a pair of flip-flops and a tampon but drawing the line at a well behave member of the grouse family with a fleshy wattle and colorful snood. What have you got against wattles and snoods, Wal-Mart?

And for firing a guy so old the only thing in the store lower than their prices are his testicles.

We are proud to name the manager of Wal-Mart in Waukesha who reportedly fired an 88-year-old greeter for letting a turkey walk into the store as this week's Rick and Len Show ...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:34 am Comment On This Post

apr 13th


Yesterday Mayor Schmitt encouraged people to start bragging about Green Bay to inspire more folks and businesses to move to the city. Well, here we go...

THINGS GREEN BAY HAS TO BRAG ABOUT

10. With practice, several residents are now able to utter the words “Honorable Mayor Jim Schmitt” without giggling.

9. Might be the only city in America where “that one place they almost put a Wal-Mart” passes as a tourist attraction.

8. Is home to five professionally run TV stations and NBC 26.

7. The IQ’s of city council members are in triple digits… combined, obviously.

6. Is now using the money you were over-taxed on the stadium to replace lead pipes so water no longer leaves as bad a taste in your mouth as being over-taxed on the stadium.

5. Will soon be opening a new Air B&B property in the Stadium District that can accommodate up to 28 people all inside one of Tom Milbourn’s old hats.

4. Last year, the city had fewer impromptu clown rap group related amateur finger amputations than Suamico.

3. None of the people injured in last year's Zippin Pippin accident permanently lost the use of their pippins.

2. Is almost 20% more happenin’ than Hobart!

1. Is home to legendary sportscaster Larry McCarren and his pinky fingers which, compared to the mayor, don’t seem THAT crooked.

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:28 am Comment On This Post

apr 10th


March 29th Village of Germantown
Police contacted a resident after hey staff member at his clinic reported the resident stated he was going to “load up on ammo” after not being able to receive his medication. The resident informed police that he told staff he was going to “load up on gumbo,” not ammo.

March 26th City of Neenah
A Mulberry Lane caller told police that someone smeared fecal matter on various items in his house and a window was broken a week ago, but he just finally got around to reporting it. Officers found the call unfounded, as were previous calls from the same caller.

March 13th City of Menasha
A female on Manitowoc Road called police because her daughter would not let her out of her room because she would not give the girl her a phone charger. The caller wanted the juvenile removed from the house as she did not feel safe but was told by police that that was not an option. Neither party was willing to leave the house, and both parties were unruly and began to yell and scream at officers.

March 31st City of Waukesha
A woman told police her local cab driver was driving recklessly before he dropped her off. The woman said that the driver nearly struck a semi-truck and when she asked him to slow down he reportedly responded by telling her about baseball cards.

March 12th City of Appleton
An officer noticed a Pontiac sedan parked for a second night in a portion of a lot that doesn't allow parking. The car appeared to be unoccupied, but an officer found a couple in the back seat. The man told the officer they go to the park for “cuddle time” since their residences are full of kids.

March 28th City of Brookfield
A 19-year-old man was taken into custody for disorderly conduct after being seen defecating on playground equipment.

March 29th City of Waukesha
A woman told police she found a "smelly bag of drugs" in a used car she purchased from a car dealer. When officers arrived at the woman's home in they discovered the bag was full of...mothballs not "smelly drugs".

March 6th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called the police to report someone dumped chocolate milk on her car and now...the electric window does not work.

March 27th City of Waukesha
An anonymous caller reported seeing a woman standing at the side of the road screaming "come and get some of this" to passing vehicles. The woman did not appear to be injured or in distress when officers arrived and just walked back into her residence without speaking to them.

April 3rd City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller told police he found an intoxicated man who said he was lost. A local taxi company said they would not give the man a ride because he got upset and started yelling at the driver when the driver wouldn't let him bring his open beer in the cab.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:59 am Comment On This Post

apr 7th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…members of the Appleton City Council who are now entering their sixth month of being unable to come to a decision about goddamn chickens. That’s right. Since October the Appleton City Council has been dicking around with whether or not to allow people to raise chickens in the city limits.

I personally don’t care either way. I don't have a hen in this race. But I am sick to death about hearing about frickin’ chickens. Doesn’t the city council have more important business to deal with? I thought we settled the frickin’ chicken controversy 4 years ago when the City Council also wasted 6 months on the same damn question. Six months then. Now, another six months. That means that the Appleton City Council has spent one year of the last 4 puzzling over their pointless paltry poultry problem.

So,

For proving that when it comes to making touch decisions they're just....chicken.

For spending more time discussing chickens in their meeting than even the board of directors of KFC.

And for not realizing that when it comes to chickens there needs to be a time when you gotta have the nuggets to make a tough call.

We are proud to name the Appleton City Council who can’t make up their minds about frickin’ chickens as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:36 am Comment On This Post

apr 3rd


10. Replacing the Star-Spangled Banner with Who Let the Dogs Out.

9. Putting naked pictures of Rosie O'Donnell on the five-dollar bill.

8. Establishing a 75% tax on beer, bacon and fudge.

7. Replacing the eagle as our national symbol with the talking mucus from the Musinex commercials.

6. Enacting strict truth in advertising law for guys on dating sites claiming to have large wieners.

5. Authorizing funding to add likeness of O.J. Simpson to Mount Rushmore.

4. Passing a law that requires the chunks in chunky peanut butter be something other than peanuts.

3. Approving proposal to reconfigure Washington Monument to make it look even more "penisy".

2. Mandating compulsory participation in a nationwide swear jar program to fund steep tax cuts for multi-billionaires.

1. Instituting stringent tax penalties against Apple unless they replace Siri with the voice of Joe Buck.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post

apr 3rd


March 30th City of Green Bay
A woman called 911 from the Blackstone Restaurant claiming her pancakes are cold, there is not enough syrup on them and not enough cheese with her eggs. She told police she wants her money back so she can go eat across the street.

March 16th City of Neenah
A Meadow Lane resident called police because her neighbor put his smoke detector on the front porch and it keeps going off, causing her dog to bark. The neighbor would not answer the door when she asked him to take his smoke detector back inside the house.

March 27th City of Green Bay
A city bus driver called the police and reported that a man driving a white truck next to the bus on University Avenue is naked from the waist down.

March 18th City of Greendale
Police were called to Wal-Mart where a heavy-set man in his 50’s was standing in the check-out line with his erect penis exposed.

March 28th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A person reported finding a wine bottle with a cloth shoved in it and liquid inside and thought it could be a Molotov cocktail. An inspection by responding officers revealed that it was a bottle with cigarette butts and water.

March 22nd City of Franklin
Police were called to Wal-Mart where a 60-year-old man was eating a box of sugar for which he had not paid.

March 24th City of Greenfield
Police received a report that a man became irate and aggressive at the U.S. Post Office. The man was apparently upset because the mail carrier at his apartment building lost the key to his building and buzzed his apartment to get inside.

March 20th City of Mequon
A 60-year-old woman was cited for her second OWI, resisting/obstruction, unreasonable speed, open intoxicants after she passed a squad car going 69 mph in a 35-mph zone. When stopped, the woman got out of her car holding a cup of beer and quickly poured it out. When asked if she’d been drinking, the woman replied, “Oh my stars and little fishes.”
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:31 am Comment On This Post

mar 31st


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...the semi driver in Sheboygan County who when stopped on Saturday night told police he was being chased by…a werewolf.  While police found no evidence of a werewolf, they did find his truck was dragging a boulder.

So,

For thinking he saw a werewolf which makes me fear the only Silver Bullets he had to protect himself with were the ones from Coors he already drank.

For dragging a boulder which we can only assume was one of the rocks he had in his head.

And for thinking he saw a werewolf in Sheboygan County when we all know any self respecting werewolf would be drinking a pina cola at Trader Vic's.

We are proud to name the semi driver in Sheboygan county who this weekend claimed he was chase by a werewolf as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:26 am Comment On This Post

mar 27th


10. Cut municipal spending by putting the mayor’s credit card in a top drawer.

9. Have city council host a fundraising brat fry with sausages obtained from Alderman Zima’s slacks.

8. Sell hot air from council sessions to wind farm.

7. Catch the mayor and steal his pot of gold.

6. Start a city council swear jar. For convenience, allow Alderman Zima to use direct deposit.

5. Shave the mayor’s eyebrows. Sell the hair to a company that makes toupees for balding chimps.

4. Let Alderman Wery look through accounts at the bank where he works and see who can spare a little cash.

3. That fellow just raised a lot of money wheelchair-ing from Janesville. Why not break the mayor’s legs, drop him 170 miles from home and see how he does?

2. Have Mayor and members of the city council take turns in charity dunk tank filled with lukewarm elephant piss.

1. Fittingly, enact half percent sales tax on douchebags.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:40 am Comment On This Post

mar 27th


March 26th Sheboygan County
A Sheriff’s Deputy encountered a semi driver who believed he was being chased by a werewolf. The deputy found no trace of a werewolf but did discover that the semi was dragging a very large boulder. (police call)

March 13th City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report a man in a parked car near her house was listening to "sad love music" too loudly for about 90 minutes. Officers arrived and found the man listening to "Fast Car" by Tracy Chapman at a slightly excessive volume.

March 12th City of Menasha
Officers were dispatched for a possible disturbance on Traders Road. Responding officers discovered the disturbance was just two brothers arguing over a necklace.

March 25th City of Columbus
Police were called after a woman at Kwik Trip punched man in face because he didn't hold door open for her.

March 11th City of Waukesha
Officers responded to a report of a domestic dispute. However, when officers arrived at the apartment, they found it was just a man and woman using a Samsung virtual reality device, and the woman had started crying after seeing a realistic video of a snake.

March 15th City of Brookfield
Police responded to a report of child abuse at Toys R Us after a man was observed pushing his son. The man told police that he had just pushed his son out of pain after the boy had hit him in the crotch for not buying him a toy.

March 9th Village of Fox Crossing
A resident on Imperial Lane called police to report finding inappropriate drawings of male genitals on his car within the past 30 minutes. The drawings were fortunately in window paint and were easily removed. The man suspected that his ex-girlfriend had done this but did not have proof. The officer spoke with the ex-girlfriend, who initially was not cooperative on the phone but a little more forthcoming when the officer visited her in person. She admitted to vandalizing the man's new girlfriend’s car but not her ex’s. The officer was able to verify her whereabouts during the time the vandalism had occurred.

March 9th City of Greenfield
A highly-intoxicated man called 911 because he was upset about being thrown out of a bar and was mad because his friend was still being served. When police arrived, the caller said his friend was supposed to drive him home and he didn’t want him to drive drunk. After being warned about the proper use of 911, one of the men walked home and the other was given a ride home by police.

March 17th Village of Pewaukee
Officers were called to a residence for a report of an argument between two people. Police learned the argument was about being “shorted” a taco at Taco Bell. The situation resulted in the two people arguing over the uneven number of tacos and who was entitled to the last one. Officers determined that both parties had been drinking and did not meet the criteria for domestic disturbance.

March 22nd City of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported a man walking down the street covered in mold.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:20 am Comment On This Post

mar 24th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Merriett Cox, the 53-year-old Chilton man who this week pleaded no contest to charges of neglecting a child after reportedly leaving his 2 ½ year-old daughter in his car while he drank at the Redliner Bar in Menasha earlier this month. Oh wait, did I say 2 ½ YEAR old? I meant 2 ½ MONTH old daughter. Officers were called to the bar for reports of an uncooperative, drunk man.

Cox reportedly had arrived at the bar around noon, but bartenders eventually would not serve him anymore because of how drunk he was. That's when they discovered the infant in his car.

So,

For apparently not knowing which of them was supposed to be on a bottle.

For committing the worst atrocity involving a baby since I accidentally farted on that one a few years ago.

And for not realizing that leaving a baby in a car while you get drunk in a bar is not the way you did things in Menasha when rRick was a kid. When Rick was a kid in Menasha, you'd bring the baby in the bar while you got drunk. It's how he learned to make friends!

We are proud to name Merritt Cox of Chilton as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:22 am Comment On This Post

mar 24th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Merriett Cox, the 53-year-old Chilton man who this week pleaded no contest to charges of neglecting a child after reportedly leaving his 2 ½ year-old daughter in his car while he drank at the Redliner Bar in Menasha earlier this month. Oh wait, did I say 2 ½ YEAR old? I meant 2 ½ MONTH old daughter. Officers were called to the bar for reports of an uncooperative, drunk man.

Cox reportedly had arrived at the bar around noon, but bartenders eventually would not serve him anymore because of how drunk he was. That's when they discovered the infant in his car.

So,

For apparently not knowing which of them was supposed to be on a bottle.

For committing the worst atrocity involving a baby since I accidentally farted on that one a few years ago.

And for not realizing that leaving a baby in a car while you get drunk in a bar is not the way you did things in Menasha when rRick was a kid. When Rick was a kid in Menasha, you'd bring the baby in the bar while you got drunk. It's how he learned to make friends!

We are proud to name Merritt Cox of Chilton as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:22 am Comment On This Post

mar 20th


March 4th City of Waukesha
Police arrested a 50-year-old man who urinated in front of a Girl Scout's cookie sale table at Wal-Mart, then reportedly attempted to shoplift before passing out in a motorized scooter inside the store in the middle of the afternoon.

March 7th City of Waukesha
A man who reportedly crashed his car into a street sign then drove over the curb and onto some grass told an anonymous bystander who witnessed the incident that he "wasn't drunk, just having a very bad morning".

March 9th City of Brookfield
Police responded to a report of a neighbor dispute. The complainant also told police that that day the neighbor had smirked at him and said something under his breath that he did not understand but made him feel intimidated and afraid for his safety. The complainant also told police that his neighbor "continuously vomits in his driveway" throughout the night.

March 8th City of Port Washington
Police received a report of a suspicious person in a residence where the lights were all out in the house and someone was walking around with a flashlight. Contact was made with the adult resident at the house and she advised police they were playing flashlight tag with their young child...who was winning.

March 3rd Town of Bern (Marathon County)
Police charged a 56-year-old woman with putting an assortment of pills in her bosses coffee. The woman reportedly confessed to police that she put caffeine pills, water pills, anti-anxiety medication and eyedrops solution in her bosses coffee for about three weeks. Her boss contacted police after finding what the police report called a "slummy lump" at the bottom of his coffee cup for a couple weeks. The woman told police she did not intend to kill her boss with the pills, she was only trying to make him sick enough to forget about $2000 he loaned her.

March 9th Village of Rudolph
A woman called police and reported that while her 10-year-old son was waiting for a bus, a man in a car drove by and threw a $5 bill at him.

March 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police arrested a man and a woman after a caller reported they were acting strangely and the woman was dancing in a parking lot.

March 14th City of Green Bay
A man called police to complain that his Mcdonalds fish sandwich was not right. The color requested police come to his home to investigate what is wrong with is McDonald's fish sandwich. 

March 14th City of Sheboygan
Police responded to a report of an old man stuck on a toilet.

March 15th City of Beaver Dam 
A 22-year-old woman told police that while she was shopping at Walmart, a man wearing a kilt bent over and exposed himself to her. An officer reviewed the video footage and deemed the exposure unintentional.

February 25th City of Brown Deer
A woman reported the theft of her wallet by a man she met on the dating app “Plenty of Fish”. The man, known only as “The Legend,” took her wallet with $2 cash.

March 7th City of Menasha
Police were called to Gegan Elementary School to stop a kindergarten student who is tearing other children's artwork off the walls and telling the teacher to "Shut up, bitch".
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:52 am Comment On This Post

mar 10th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…. 18-year old Josephine Garczynski of Sheboygan Falls who, together with her boyfriend, were charged Wednesday with armed robbery.

Posting under the alias, “Josephine King” (get it? She’s Jo-king) Garczynski reportedly invited a man she met on Facebook to meet in person and "hang out". When she met the man, she had him get into her vehicle before the boyfriend allegedly jumped in the back seat, held a gun to the man's head and took his wallet and cell phone. Sheboygan police traced Garczynski through her Facebook information, which led to her arrest at her father's home and this is here the weenie part comes in.

According to police, as Garczynski was being handcuffed by officers, she asked her father to take pictures… so she could post the photos of her arrest on Facebook!

So,

For attempting to merge social media with anti-social behavior.

For allegedly committing an act that makes me think they should have a separate social media site for people busted for Facebook related crimes and call it Face "book’em".

And for asking her dad to take the pictures of her first felony arrest. As far as proud days in any father’s life go, I’m guessing that that falls somewhere between asking him to photograph his daughter serving her first high school detention and asking him to video his daughter's first gang bang.

We are proud to name 18-yearold Josephine Garczynski of Sheboygan Falls who wanted her dad to take pics of her arrest so she could post them to Facebook as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:56 am Comment On This Post

mar 6th


February 22nd City of Menasha
An employee at an office that offers free tax assistance and preparation, called police to report receiving threatening voicemails from a customer. The customer was upset because they wouldn't do her taxes and, in the second of two threatening voicemails, could be heard saying, "You can tell your tax people to die and eat my poop!"

February 12th Village of Jackson
Police were called to a residence regarding a 19-year-old man who was fighting with his parents. Further investigation revealed that the man shoved members of his family and threatened to spray his mother with Old Spice.

February 24th City of Oconomowoc
Police were called to an apartment for a report of a neighbor dispute. A resident said a bag of rotting meat was placed in front of an apartment door, and later it was in front of his door. He said he put it back in front of the door he had first seen it in front of. Later, he saw the neighbor put the bag back in front of his door. Both denied they had originally set out the bag, and police could not determine who originally put out the bag of rotting meat.

February 4th Village of Jackson
Police were called to a residence where someone vandalized their property by pouring Spaghetti-O’s on their walkway.

March 1st City of Green Bay
A resident at a Commanche Avenue location called police to report a woman who may or may not be a prostitute passed out in the laundry room.

February 19th City of Neenah
An employee of a retail establishment on Gillingham Road stated a male tried to pay for an item with a Canadian coin. When the employee refused, he said he didn't care and took the item anyway.

February 24th Village of Hales Corners
Police went an apartment after receiving several complaints about a man and a woman yelling and screaming inside. Police discovered there was only one man inside the apartment, who admitted he was yelling at himself because he was just given a 60-day notice to vacate, presumably for making too much noise.

February 24th City of Menasha
A caller at a Wittmann Drive location reported finding drugs and drug paraphernalia in a business parking lot. According to the caller, they found pipes and two plastic bags filled with a green leafy substance that appeared to be marijuana lying in the parking lot in a Disney's Alice in Wonderland bag.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:56 am Comment On This Post

feb 24th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…22-year-old Russell Doupe of Madison who was arrested for taking off all his clothes in the first-floor rotunda of the state Capitol building in the middle of the afternoon and running around the balustrade area "completely naked" and "exposing his genitals." Doupe's best friend told police afterward that his buddy decided to run through the state Capitol naked to protest "the financial decisions of President Trump."

And yes, alcohol is believed to be a factor.

So,

For not understanding that you can’t just do idiotic things in the Wisconsin State Capitol building and then expect to get away with it…until you’ve been elected.

For apparently feeling the need to take off his clothes to show the world that he has balls just so nobody would mistake him for one our state legislators who clearly don't.

And for not realizing that the only nudity allowed in the Wisconsin State Capitol is our governor’s naked ambition.

We are proud to name Russell Doupe, the Madison man who got naked in the state Capitol earlier this month as the Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:05 pm Comment On This Post