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jan 13th


SURPRISES FROM LAST NIGHT’S STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS

10. President Obama found Speaker of the House Paul Ryan's hot, moist breath on his neck oddly reassuring.

9. Thanks to an inflatable donut shaped cushion, Joe Biden made it through the whole speech without reapplying Preparation H.

8. I really missed John Boehner’s leathery, tear-covered, Cheeto colored face.

7. Falling temperatures outside of the capitol building still much warmer than Senator Marco Rubio’s cold, dead eyes.



6. Only some of the cutaway shots to Bernie Sanders and John McCain looked like ads for enlarged prostate medication.

5. After standing in line for two hours to get in, Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson was extremely disappointed to learn he was not at the 8:10 showing of The Force Awakens.

4. Senator Ted Cruz was unable to attend due to it being his night to rub his mother's feet.

3. Despite numerous partisan applause breaks, none were loud enough to wake Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg. (dipping in the wine again like last year or she came as Bill Cosby's date)

2. For at least the last third of the speech, Paul Ryan was clinically dead.



1. For someone as anti-gay as former Kentucky County Clerk Kim Davis, she showed up for the speech dressed like a lesbian hillbilly.



posted by: Rick and Len at 10:37 am Comment On This Post

jan 12th


CRAZY THINGS RICK WOULD DO IF HE WON THE 1.5 BILLION DOLLAR POWERBALL

10. Hire a skilled optical surgeon to put ten years of tears back into Jay Cutler’s eyes.

9. Pay the creator of Pop Tarts to create Mom Tarts to finally put an end to 50 years of sexist Kellogg’s toaster pastries.  

8. Pay to develop a moist towelette powerful enough to permanently wipe that smug grin off the face of the so called affluenza kid.

7. Establish a charity that gives ugly lower back tattoos to elderly men called Gramp Stamps.

6. Convene a team of the world’s leading hair growth specialists to determine why Joe Buck’s efforts to grow a beard make him look like a blotchy, molting werewolf.

5. Restore much needed respect to the third digit of our numerical system by starting to market THREE percent milk and number THREE lead pencils.

4. Establish a branch of the Secret Service responsible solely for arresting and detaining people who knowingly fart in elevators.

3. Buy so many Packer neckties it makes Cameron Moreland's puny head explode.

2. Begin a worldwide support group staffed by the most gifted therapists to assist people mentally scarred by their inability to find a Coke bottle with their name on it.

1. Ask for it all in pennies just to piss them off.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:29 am Comment On This Post

jan 12th


CRAZY THINGS RICK WOULD DO IF HE WON THE 1.4 BILLION DOLLAR POWERBALL

10. Hire a skilled optical surgeon to put ten years of tears back into Jay Cutler’s eyes.

9. Pay the creator of Pop Tarts to create Mom Tarts to finally put an end to 50 years of sexist Kellogg’s toaster pastries.  

8. Pay to develop a moist towelette powerful enough to permanently wipe that smug grin off the face of the so called affluenza kid.

7. Establish a charity that gives ugly lower back tattoos to elderly men called Gramp Stamps.

6. Convene a team of the world’s leading hair growth specialists to determine why Joe Buck’s efforts to grow a beard make him look like a blotchy, molting werewolf.

5. Restore much needed respect to the third digit of our numerical system by starting to market THREE percent milk and number THREE lead pencils.

4. Establish a branch of the Secret Service responsible solely for arresting and detaining people who knowingly fart in elevators.

3. Buy so many Packer neckties it makes Cameron Moreland's puny head explode.

2. Begin a worldwide support group staffed by the most gifted therapists to assist people mentally scarred by their inability to find a Coke bottle with their name on it.

1. Ask for it all in pennies just to piss them off.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:29 am Comment On This Post

jan 11th


January 7th City of Sheboygan
Police received a report of a man on 7th Street who had taken off his shoes and much of his clothing and was walking southbound in a snowsuit with his pants on his head.

December 23rd City of Menasha
A man on Racine Street reported to police that he got punched in the mouth for no reason. After talking to the man further, he admitted it was more like a slap than a punch. Eventually, the man admitted that it was more of a shove than a slap. According to police, there was no visible injury from the shove. The officer made contact with a man at the residence who stated the caller showed up intoxicated and was trying to pick a fight but nobody wanted anything to do with him so the caller was sent on his way.

December 27th City of Waukesha
A 14-year-old girl called police and reported that while she was home with three other children having a slumber party and someone was banging on her parents' garage door. Responding officers found it was the fathers of the children at the house who were trying to scare them. Both fathers were intoxicated and not very cooperative with officers.

December 28th City of Whitefish Bay
A 40-year-old man was arrested for disorderly conduct after he sprayed a neighbor with pepper spray because the neighbor blew some snow in his yard.

December 25th City of Menasha
Officers were called to a 2nd Street residence to investigate a loud music complaint between two roommates. The male party was intoxicated and wanted to dance to loud music, while the female wanted to just watch TV. Officers worked to find a solution for more than 20 minutes until male suddenly said that he wanted to leave for the night and called his brother to pick him up.

December 26th City of Waukesha
A caller thought a driver was intoxicated after seeing a slow moving vehicle up on the curb that had been swerving all over the road before striking the curb. Police found the woman was not impaired and that her slow and erratic driving was simply because she was looking at Christmas lights she had never seen before.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:13 am Comment On This Post

jan 8th


December 21st North of Wisconsin Dells
A caller told police she is fearful of her husband, who went into a violent rage upon hearing a Nationwide Insurance commercial. Her husband then began screaming loudly, in an apparent effort to get "the tune" out of his head.

December 9th Town of Menasha
A Manitowoc Road resident called police to report the theft of a 42 inch inflatable Stuart from their yard.

December 21st City of Greenfield
A woman was spotted shoplifting several items at Target but fled the store before loss prevention security officers could stop her. The woman was arrested a short time later when she returned to the store to retrieve her purse that she accidentally left behind.

December 8th City of Wauwatosa
Police were called to Toppers pizza were a male customer was causing a disturbance. The man was reportedly upset because the pizzeria had not prepared his pizza despite him calling in an order ahead of time. The man finally left on his own accord and refused to take a free pizza Toppers had given him.

December 16th City of Franklin
An intoxicated 41-year-old Montello woman, staying at the Embassy Motel, was arrested after she called 911 asking for help and then refused to cooperate with the responding officers and disturbed other guests. When asked why she called 911, the Woman replied, "Because I am stupid".

December 24th City of Greenfield
A caller reported Satanist activity at a local business. The caller stated that when she quit working at the business about four-years ago the owner cast a spell on her and other employees. An officer attempted to call the business but it was closed for Christmas.

December 23rd City of Franklin
A caller reported the theft of a sheep from their outdoor nativity scene.

December 18th City of Waukesha
A woman called police and told them she has a secret admirer who has sent her jewelry, a cashmere sweater, and a computer. The caller told an officer she wants police to find out who has been sending the gifts. The officer informed the woman that finding secret admirers isn't a police matter.

December 20th City of Waukesha
Police responded to a possible domestic disturbance after a caller reported hearing a lot of screaming and a thumping sound. When police arrived they found a female who was yelling at her intoxicated husband to get into bed. Meanwhile, the man was lying on the floor naked with a bloody nose after falling to the ground while numerous agitated parakeets were loose and flying above him.

December 24th City of Oak Creek
An officer responding to a report of a suspicious person sitting inside a parked vehicle in front of a home on Christmas Eve discovered the occupant of the vehicle was...Santa Claus. Santa told police he was going to make an appearance at a Christmas party nearby and had parked his car down the road so the children at the party would not see him before he arrived.

December 22nd Village of Germantown
A woman reported her son was licked by a golden Labrador retriever while his bus was stopped at a residence. The owner of the dog was warned about letting his dog get on the school bus.

December 28th Village of Biron
A caller reported a man walking in the road, carrying a plate of food and making obscene gestures at passing drivers.

December 25th City of Beaver Dam
A 57-year-old woman called police to report that a man and woman were knocking on her door and singing Christmas carols. The woman told police she thought it seemed extremelly suspicious.

December 24th Dane County
Police were called to a bar after a patron became incensed and threw a beer bottle in the direction of the bartender's head when she changed the bar music from Black Sabbath to Christmas songs. As the culprit was being directed out of the bar before police arrived, he managed to pull down the Christmas tree, breaking several ornaments in the process.

December 31st City of Menasha
A Geneva Street resident called police because she was upset there was a mouse in her cupboard.

December City of Sheboygan
And 19th Street resident reported the neighbors were throwing footballs at their house. Moments later, the neighbors called and said the original caller was threatening to blow up their house.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:55 am Comment On This Post

jan 8th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Andrew Beltran, the 21-year-old Sheboygan man who was sentenced to 2 1/2 years in prison for leading police on a high speed chase that included blowing through several stop signs and traveling at speeds estimated by the officer to be 100 miles per hour or more…all with a seven week old baby in the minivan. Police eventually ended the chase for safety reasons as Beltran reportedly sped through a residential neighborhood. However, authorities connected Beltran to the crime after he began bragging to his friends about outrunning the police and posting details about the chase on social media.

So,

For outrunning police but being unable to outrun his own running mouth.

For putting a child in the most danger you can put them in since they locked up Jared.

For taking the baby on the ride of its life…then again, the baby is only seven weeks old…a half block trip to the Department of Motor Vehicles in a rusty stroller would have been the ride of its life.

We are proud to Andrew Beltran,  the 21-year-old Sheboygan man who was sentenced to prison for leading police on a high speed chase with a seven month baby in the car and then got busted for bragging about it on social media as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:35 am Comment On This Post

dec 24th 2015



We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week... 22-year-old Megan M. Meyer of Plymouth who was charged with imitation of a controlled substance for allegedly trying to sell crushed dog food...passed off as heroin. Meyer reportedly said she sold the dog food heroin to a woman who stole a car seat from her and just wanted to get back at that person.

So,

For not realizing that when you cook up a spoonful of dog food, it not only doesn't get you high, it smells like a poor, old person's kitchen.

For not understanding that heroin and dog food don't go together... unless you're Keith Richards' schnauzer.

For not realizing that just because one is sometimes called "horse" and the other is sometimes made from horse, they're not the same thing.

We are proud to name Megan M. Meyer of Plymouth as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 9:01 am Comment On This Post

dec 22nd 2015


December 20th Village of Brown Deer
An 82-year-old woman called police requesting an officer  because she says she heard someone chanting, "ISIS is good, ISIS is great" while they were having sex. Police advised the woman to call back if she heard the chanting again. When later asked about the incident, Brown Deer Police Chief Mike Kass replied, "maybe we’re taking see something, say something a little too far?"

December 2nd Town of Menasha
A resident on East Shady Lane called police for assistance in speaking with his adult son about hygiene issues as he does not wash his clothes or bathe very frequently.

December 3rd City of Waukesha
A caller who was eating in her car with her children in the parking lot of Culver's told police she witnessed a couple engaged in oral sex. The female in question called the responding officer that after getting into an argument with her boyfriend while in their vehicle she made up with him by "hugging his lap" before going into the restaurant.

December 14th Village of Jackson
A 28-year-old man called police and reported that earlier in the day his wife became upset when she found a receipt for condoms and a teddy bear in his possession. The man told police his wife was now drunk, angry and throwing baby socks at him.

December 1st City of Menasha
A 15-year-old boy was given a kitten by his girlfriend, but found his older sister is allergic to cats and he then gave the cat to another person. The boy later found out that his girlfriend wanted the cat back and asked for police assistance in retrieving it. Contact was made with the person who now had the cat and he reluctantly said he would return the cat.

December 5th City of Menasha
Two men on Plank Road were in a confrontation involving much pushing and shoving during a celebration of their uncle's life.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:58 am Comment On This Post

dec 18th 2015


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of Week... 57-year-old Phillip K. Buck of Adell in Sheboygan County who is facing charges this week after allegedly going into a drunken rage and threatening to cut off his girlfriend’s head and place it on a stick in front of his mother’s house. This is not Buck’s first brush with the law. He served prison time in the late ‘90s for hosting a series of “bizarre vampire parties” with minors that led to sex, ritualistic self-mutilation and drinking of blood, in what the judge in that case described as a “bizarre funhouse.” Buck was also sentenced to jail in 2007 for threatening to kill his mother because she had her cats fixed.


So,

For being even more twisted than Larry’s McCarren’s pinky finger.

For reportedly threatening to put a human head on a stick in someone’s yard…or as it’s known in Plainfield, Wisconsin…landscaping.                                         

For being the most repellent creep in the world with the last name Buck…who doesn’t work with Troy Aikman.

We are proud to name Phillip Buck as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:12 am Comment On This Post

dec 10th 2015
There are two types of people in this world. The type who find this video be delightful. And the type who wish these people would drown in a giant vat of elf poop! WHICH KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU?

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:31 am Comment On This Post

dec 8th 2015


The green and gold-tinged music you hear on WAPL every football weekend can be yours...and cheap! You can get the self-titled debut release The Wedgies or Brat Out of Hell
Both cds by The Wedgies are available. They contain great rock and roll done up Packer-style by some of the best rockers in the Fox Valley. Songs like MVP, Green and Gold Haze, Packanoid, Green Bay Pack City, Welcome to the Tundra, We've Got Another Ring Comin' and more! Cds cost $5.00 each (or both for $9), postage included.
Send a check or money order made payable to Len Nelson to the following address and he will send your Wedgies cds upon receipt.
Len Nelson. C/O WAPL, P.O. Box 1519, Appleton, WI 54912
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:32 am Comment On This Post

dec 7th 2015


November 20th City of Germantown
Police responded to the Fed-Ex Office Print Shop after an employee reported a female came into the business and complained about someone stealing her eyebrows.

October 29 City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police to report his wife was throwing spaghetti, and soaked the phone in the spaghetti.

November 20th City of Waukesha
A resident called police and reported seeing a suspicious male dressed in all black clothing stopped in front of his house and move around his leaves with a pitchfork. A search by police failed to locate the man.

November 21st City of Oak Creek
A female was taken into custody for domestic violence/disorderly conduct after she punched her mother in the arm repeatedly while her mother was driving her to work. The woman allegedly started punching her mother because she forgot her work at home, and she blamed her mother for allowing her to forget it.

November 10th City of Waukesha
A woman, who had been drinking vodka from a water bottle in the tanning room for two hours, was given a cab ride home from Sun Tan City.

November 14th City of Waukesha
Staff at Marco's Pizza called police to report a man called the business 33 times offering to sell them marijuana. Police left a message on the man's phone telling him not to contact Marco's unless he actually wanted to order food.

November 23rd City of Oshkosh
A caller reported waking up in the middle of the night and finding a stranger touching their feet.

November 20th City of Germantown
A 22-year-old woman was cited for disorderly conduct after an incident. According to police reports the woman was quarreling with her mother, threw a banana at her and hit her with a shoe.

November 25th City of Sheboygan
Police were called to the intersection of Fond du Lac Avenue and Leavens Avenue where traffic was being blocked by two Chihuahuas.

November 21st City of Waukesha
A caller told the police he saw a male wearing a dark-colored jester suit and a clown mask. He didn't say or do anything but the caller felt the person was intentionally trying to scare people.

November 24th City of Wauwatosa
An unarmed 65-year-old man threatened to "shoot everyone at Sam's Club" in a dispute over a pan he was returning.

December 5th Winnebago County
Police were called to the scene after a man fell and hit his head while attempting to carry a case of beer on his bicycle.

December 1st Dane County
An unidentified man called police and told them he was a "psychic" and that he thought there was an "elaborate conspiracy" involving a white car he saw in a motel parking lot. He told police he believed the car's occupants had a strange 'aura' about them." Responding officers discovered the car had been used in a series of thefts and arrested the driver and passenger.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post

nov 23rd 2015


A listener sent us an article about "Wisconsin problems". You know, like "first world problems" but... Wisconsin. It had things like "The bubbler isn’t working". And "How do you pronounce Eau Claire?" Nice. But we came up with OUR OWN LIST of Wisconsin problems".

TOP TEN WISCONSIN PROBLEMS

10. Company is coming and you don’t have enough cheese sauce for guests to dip the deep fried cheese curds.

9. You’re about to attend a formal wedding and your best blaze orange coveralls are in the wash.

8. The cup holder on your snow blower is too small for your brandy old fashioned glass.

7. You were going to pick up some sexy lingerie for your romantic weekend but Fleet Farm is closed.

6. In the dark, you can’t tell if your have verbal mice or somebody is eating your fresh cheese curds.

5. The rising price of Friday fish fries making it harder and harder to afford your cholesterol medication.

4. Dust starts to accumulate on your toilet paper each year in the days right after Little Chute Cheese Fest.

3. Your wife blows the snow more than you. 

2. Whenever you need a favor from one neighbor it seems the other neighbor has already eaten them or turned them into lampshade.

1. Starr, Favre or Rodgers? Which jersey do you bury dad in?
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:47 am Comment On This Post

nov 20th 2015
The spinning and winning with the Wheel of Christmas Wonder continues throughout the season on the Rick and Len Show! In addition to MANY on air opportunities to win a spin between now and Christmas, there will be a number of EXCLUSIVE chances to win for those who have LIKED the RICK AND LEN SHOW FACEBOOK PAGE!

Here's some of the prizes on this year's Wheel!

WAPL Christmas Bash Tix/some include a Meet and Greet with Bret Michaels.



EXCLUSIVE OPENING NIGHT tickets to Star Wars: The Force Awakens 12/17 at Hollywod Cinema-Appleton.



Asus Laptop Computer from Milwaukee PC.


Playstation 4 Star Wars Battlefront console and game bundle.



Sphero Star Wars BB-8 app enabled Droid.




iPad air 2 gold.



Digital gift cards from Cabelas for $50 to $250.00.



Tech things from Cellcom including...

...Sol Republic Tracks Air Wireless Headphones.

...Belkin Netcam with Nightvision.


...LG Tone Pro Wireless Stereo Headsets.



2.5gram gold bar.


Go Pro waterproof action cam.



Doc's Harley and Timeline Saloon gift certificates.



Hallmark 2015 Clay Matthews Christmas ornaments.


Jay Cutler drinks wine cooler shirts.



Green and Gold Until I'm Dead and Cold shirts.


Aaron is My Free Pass Shirts



Uncle Eddie Sh*tters Full Xmas Sweater


Exploding Cats game - NSFW edition.



Rolling Stones LIve at the Tokyo Dome 1990 DVDs



Queen Live at the Odeon DVD



Eric Clapton Slowhand at 70 DVD/CD sets



Roger Waters The Wall Live Soundtrack CD set



The Who Live at Hyde Park DVD



Lenny Kravitz Let It Go DVD



Brian Setzer Orchester Rockin' Rudolph Christmas CD



Def Leppard's new CD Let's Go 



AND MORE!!!!!!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:38 am Comment On This Post

nov 20th 2015


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week….the 18-year-old man who sucker punched an Oshkosh bus driver. A group of high-school-aged teens on the city bus were swearing and being disruptive,. The driver told them to stop, as there were younger children and an older woman on the bus. When the bus got to the terminal, the teens got off, and one of them the 18-year-old man sucker punched the driver. The driver was treated at Aurora Medical Center for back and neck injuries. After making video of the assault public, police were able to locate the kid and arrest him. (see assault in clip above)

So,

For going from bus rider to bus-ted!

For dinging the driver…which I suppose is still better than beating the bishop, punchin' the Munchkin or slappin’ your pappy...at least while surrounded by children on public transportation.

And for not realizing that the bus requires exact change…and the exact change he should make is stop behaving like such useless douche nozzle.

We are proud to name the 18-year old guy who punched an Oshkosh bus driver as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:51 am Comment On This Post

nov 12th 2015


REASONS EDDY LACY IS HAVING AN OFF SEASON

10. Wolfing down a 32-ounce jar of mayonnaise perhaps not the best pregame regimen.

9. That sneaky prankster Aaron Rodgers keeps tying his shoelaces together.

8. It’s hard to run fast when you’re doing a teammate a solid by hiding LeTroy’s handgun down your pants.

7. Is pledging a college fraternity that requires him to run while clenching an ice cube between his butt cheeks.

6. After learning that Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson took an abstinence pledge, has been exhausted from banging Russell Wilson’s girlfriend.

5. Didn't realize that PED stands for Performance Enhancing Drugs NOT Performance Eliminating Donuts.

Number 4. Leave number 4 out of this. We don't want to piss him off before he comes back at Thanksgiving.

3. Watching presidential candidate debates has sapped him of all his strength to say nothing of his will to live.

2. Bunions!

1. Just like the rest of the team, finds himself feeling sluggish after drinking the Gatorade whenever new team trainer Bill Cosby refills the bucket.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:17 am Comment On This Post

nov 11th 2015


October 30th City of Oak Creek
Police responded to a complaint from a resident at an apartment complex. The caller told police he was going to play his guitar in a commons area when another resident walked up to him and told him that, if he did, he was going to take the guitar and "shove it up his ass".

November 2nd City of Oshkosh
A bundle of dolls were found floating in the Fox River near the railroad bridge on Pioneer Drive. The dolls were wrapped in a pink chiffon blanket and had ropes tied around them with a brick.

October 30th City of Oak Creek
A man called police and reported his ex-wife came into his home and left feces all over his bathroom. According to police, the feces was in the toilet, on the floor, and on the walls. The ex-wife admitted it was her feces but claimed it was an accident.

November 1st City of Waukesha
A caller reported a domestic disturbance after hearing a lot of yelling and things being thrown around at a neighbor's apartment. Responding officers determined the noise just stemmed from a man's TV remote breaking. As a result, the man started yelling at the television because he was unable to switch it from the World Series to the Packer game.

October 26th City of Mequon
Two Concordia University students were arrested for theft of Halloween skeletons taken from neighbors' yards the previous week. One of the students admitted to police that she had taken one skeleton. She then wrote the names of all the bones on that skeleton and was using it to study for one of her classes.

November 2nd City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported a neighbor trying to get into her house. According to responding officer, the neighbor was trying to get his partially-used bottle of body wash.

November 1st City of Sheboygan
Police responded to an emergency call from an 8th Street location where a resident was choking on a Dorito.

October 26th City of Whitefish Bay
A woman was issued a loose pet citation after her cat "jumped out of a pumpkin" and bit a boy.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:31 am Comment On This Post

nov 10th 2015


Presidential candidate Ben Carson has the personal belief that the pyramids of Giza in Egypt were actually grain silos, not tombs of the pharohs. This is based on....well, actually nothing. Just a hunch, I guess. So, we thought it would be interesting to see what else he may believe.


He believes the Roman Coliseum was once filled with colorful spheres and was the ball pit to an ancient Chuck E. Cheese. 

He believes the gigantic heads on Easter Island are actually enormous fossilized peeps.

He believes the Tower of London was the site of a medieval dentist office that was fortified by 18-foot walls and a 15-foot moat designed to block generations of Britons access to proper dental care.

He believes the Gateway arch in St. Louis is the one half of the entry way that remains to what was once the world’s largest McDonald's.

He believes the Space Needle in Seattle is the actual needle Kurt Cobain shot up with right before he thought it was a good idea to ask Courtney to marry him.

He believes that little used United States Postal Service mailboxes are actually secret storage facilities for America's vast resource of killer midgets.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:58 am Comment On This Post

nov 9th 2015


THINGS THAT MADE AARON RODGERS THROW HIS TABLET

10. Porn Hub crashed just as the girl in the video opened the door for the pizza delivery guy.

9. Was THIS close to beating level 33 on Candy Crush.

8. Got email from Olivia Munn saying no to a three-way. 

7. Just finished watching the last clip of Trump on Saturday Night Live and realized what a laugh-free waste of time it was.

6. Learned his effort to get Carolina defense to stop sacking him by friending them on Facebook failed when they all denied his friend request.

5. Associate Head Coach Tom Clements told him he had video that showed an exploitable weakness in the Panthers defense but Rick rolled with that damn "Never Going to Give You Up" song.

4. Brett just sexted him.

3. He didn't think the limited supply of Bret Michaels tickets would sell out that fast.

2. Airline just sent seating assignments for the flight home. Middle seat between Raji and Guion again.

1. Saw he would've won $57 on Draft Kings if only he had started Cam Newton instead of himself.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:28 am Comment On This Post

nov 6th 2015



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK…Brian Blair of Racine who is accused of beating his own daughter with a clothes hanger. Why? Well, because she failed to collect enough candy while trick-or-treating on Halloween.

So,

For proving that when it comes to being the worst father, he, unlike his daughter, can’t be beat.

For allegedly committing an act for which a razor blade in an apple actually seems like a fitting punishment.

For reporting doing something for which I hope he gets locked up a long time where he has to be a violent cellmates “Bit O’ Honey”.

We are proud to name Brian Blair of Racine as this week's Rick and Len Show WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:40 am Comment On This Post