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may 24th 2012
DC comics has announced that one of their long time superheros is gay. Which one? Let's take a look?



BATMAN…wouldn’t be caught dead wearing a utility belt that didn’t match his shoes.

ROBIN…Always preferred sliding down the Bat Pole to yodeling in the Bat Cave.

AQUAMAN…His ability to breath underwater always puts him at the top of the invitation list to Elton John’s annual pool party.

GREEN LANTERN…The only other guy ever this obsessed with flashy rings was Liberace.

PLASTIC MAN…Frequently uses his shape-shifting power to turn into Ricky Martin’s Speedo.

THE FLASH…Has used his supersonic speed to get first in line for tickets to see Liza Minnelli.

SUPERMAN…His only weakness…green kryptonite…and young Latino men in tight shorts.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:06 am Comment On This Post

may 21st 2012
April 25th Village of Sauk City
A resident called 911 threatening suicide. However, when an  officer made contact with the woman she told him she couldn’t remember why she called 911 and said she was mad that her apartment was messy. She also asked the officer to get her a can of Pepsi from the fridge.

May 10th City of St. Francis
A 23 year old man was arrested trying to shoplift a tube Man-Delay Maximum Strength Climax Control Male Desensitizing Gel from Pick N Save. The man, who was shopping with his girlfriend at the time, tried to conceal the theft from her.

May 9th City of Germantown
Police were called to assist with a disorderly student and parent at Kennedy Middle School. Upon officers’ arrival it was determined that neither the student nor his mother was being disorderly; the mother just did not agree with the three-day, out-of-school suspension her son received for spraying “fart” spray inside the school.

May 4th City of Neenah
A complainant o Professional Plaza reported that a resident was smoking marijuana in an apartment. Police responded but only smelled an air freshener.

May 12th City of Portage
An Armstrong Street caller contacted police to report someone entered their residence and stole their lizards.

May 6th City of Glendale
A 20-year-old man was arrested for stealing three items valued at $308 from Kohl’s. The man allegedly hid three shirts in his jeans. That man told police he needed a new shirt for “a special occasion” and couldn’t decide which of three he liked best so he stole all three.

May 4th City of Cudahy
A 22-year-old woman was arrested for disorderly conduct after she confronted a she claims was talking poorly about her. During the incident, the woman, who was armed with a can opener, got into a physical fight with another woman, who is nine-months pregnant.

May 14th Village of Aniwa
Police were called to West Lake Street where a man was reportedly acting like he was going to attack his neighbor who as mowing his own lawn. The police dispatcher indicated to officers that the neighbor made like he was going to kick the lawn mowers ass twice. The lawn mower told police he had about 20 minutes before he was finished and the neighbor was now just staring at him.

May 16th City of Shawano
Officers responded to an Acorn Street residence where a neighbor boy reportedly hurled a cement block at another boy. The dispatcher noted that the block thrower "swears all the time and uses the F-word and is evil."

May 16th City of Portage
Police on Brady Street discovered someone used spray paint to write “butt head” on the road.

April 8th Village of Sauk City
Police responded to a panicked 911 call in which a female voice screamed for an ambulance over loud music in the background. When police arrived they found a drunk man passed out on a bar stool inside the bar. A nearly equally intoxicated nursing student said she couldn’t find a pulse on him and didn’t think he was breathing, so she called 911. The man was breathing and was awakened. He did not want assistance.

May 15th Town of Russell
A man called the Lincoln County Sheriff’s Department to report someone broke into his garage and stole a 50 pound bag of sunflower seeds. An investigation by Sheriff’s Deputies revealed that the culprit was a bear who dragged the bag of seeds into nearby woods. The bear remains at large.

May 17th Village of Nekoosa
An officer responded to a report of a vehicle swerving all over the road. The officer discovered the driver was not drunk but rather was just unfamiliar with the area.

May 2nd City of Oak Creek
A caller told police that he and a friend were talking in a parked car when a tall, muscular man dressed in a black robe and wearing a white “Scream” mask walked out of the fog and up to his car, stood outside it for a moment, slowly backed away, then turned, crouched behind some bushes for a moment and eventually walked away. The caller told police he was unsure if it was a prank and did not know who would want to prank him.

April 29th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A Grove Avenue woman reported seven children trying to push over a portable bathroom.

May 4th City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report her 17-year-old son threw a pillow at her, almost breaking her nose.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:24 pm Comment On This Post

may 17th 2012
Comic Shane Mauss returns to the Rick and Len Show Friday morning at 8. You can see Shane tonight through Saturday at Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton. Tonight, Thursday, is WAPL Night. Just enter "WAPL" for the coupon code at www.Skylinecomedy.com and get 2 for 1 admission tonight only! Check out his most recent appearance on Conan!

posted by: Rick and Len at 12:27 pm Comment On This Post

may 17th 2012
THINGS YOU’D USE TO BLIND YOURSELF WITH RATHER THAN CHOOSING BETWEEN LOOKING AT THE OCTOMOM PORNO OR A NAKED MAGAZINE LAYOUT OF THE TANNING BED MOM.

10. The 10-foot pole women wouldn’t touch Rick with.

9. Enough bleach to disinfect they entire cast of the Jersey Shore.

8. A dull straight razor. (that one particularly for fans of early 20th century surrealist Spanish filmmaking.)

7. Eye socket sized stainless steel melon-baller.

6. Rusty fishing lure with dirty Eagle Claw treble hook.

5. The needle of a syringe you found dangling from Courtney Love’s bony arm.

4. Same ice pick you used to chip off a few cubes to make yourself a drink you incorrectly thought would be strong enough to get those naked images out of your head.

3. Ralphie’s Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle from A Christmas Story.

2. One of those long, metal poles they stick in a chicken’s ass to make it go around on a rotisserie.

1. The sharp pointy tip of one of the Kardashian sister’s dunce caps.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:35 am Comment On This Post

may 14th 2012
SMALL TOWN CRIME WAVE 5.14.12



May 6th City of Oak Creek

A 54-year-old man was cited for lewd and lascivious behavior after officers found him naked from the waist down after responding to his 911 call. The man was intoxicated and called 911 multiple times, stating his wife had stolen his underwear and pants. He also was cited for misuse of emergency telephone numbers and was advised that his missing shorts were not a police matter.

May 6th City of Shawano

Sheriff’s deputies responded to a call from a Loon Lake residence where they found a man drunk and wandering around outside wearing only a towel  According to the police report, the man was throwing his wallet and exhibiting angry behavior since returning from a trip to the casino.

May 12th Town of Easton

A deputy was called to a location just east of Wausau where a a farmer reported a car in his field. When the deputy got to the scene, he found the car stuck in the field, and a man attempting to free it. The man was naked from the waist down, and had been covering himself and the car with mud. The man was agitated and resisted the deputy. After using his Taser, the deputy arrested the man without incident. The man did not explain to police why he was in the field, had covered himself in mud or had taken off his pants. According to a  Marathon County Sheriff’s Lieutenant,  "Something weird was going on there".

April 22nd City of Green Bay

A 29-year-old man was issued a citation for "dog napping," for taking a 7-month-old Chihuahua named Prince he found on South Platten Street. The dog’s owner spoke to the man but he refused to give the dog back and said it ran away. The “napped” dog later was found at the Bay Area Humane Society shelter and police plan to return it to its rightful owner.

May 11th City of Wisconsin Rapids

An employee at Wal-Mart requested an officer walk through the store because there was a large number of children both inside the store and flying kites in the parking lot.

May 8th Village of Bonduel

A South Jefferson Street woman called police to report that a woman keeps sending her text messages telling her she’s lazy and acting like a baby.



May 8th City of Wisconsin Rapids

An employee at Checkers called police to report a female driver just went through the drive thru but did not order because she apparently just wanted to make an obscene gesture at the cashier.

May 3rd City of Glendale

A 21-year-old woman was arrested for theft at Kohl’s. The woman admitted taking jewelry valued at $47 but was angry when arrested because “all her friends do it,” some even “make a living” doing it and they don’t get caught.

posted by: Rick and Len at 3:35 pm Comment On This Post

jan 13th 2012


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Daniel Widucki of Sheboygan who was charged with misdemeanor battery this week after he allegedly hit his brother over the head with a frying pan full of eggs. When police interviewed Widucki, they say he appeared highly intoxicated and he claimed he did not strike his brother with a frying pan full of eggs. Instead, he claimed his brother had hit him in the forehead with a hammer. Police did not find his claim to be credible, however, due to a total lack of hammer marks on his head.

So,

For apparently trying to put the “kill” in skillet.

For allegedly attempting to demonstrate that the only thing worse than a pain in the ass is a pan on the head.

And for reportedly attempting to scramble his brothers brains with a frying pan of eggs which could lead to him finding himself sharing a cell with a hard boiled criminal who prefers him over easy.

We are proud to name Daniel Widucki of Sheboygan who reportedly hit his brother on the head with a frying pan of eggs as this week’s Rick and Len…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:21 am Comment On This Post

jan 9th 2012


January 5th City of Madison
Police responded to a East Mifflin Street location over complaints from neighborhood residents revolving around excessive drinking and drug use near the Reynolds Park area. Officers arrested a 30-year-old man named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop (pictured above) told officers that he would “Get even with them". Police say it was unclear what Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop meant by the statement.

December 26th City of Bayside
A 30-year-old man was arrested for drunken driving after making a left turn on a red arrow. The man was taken for a blood draw because he was agitated and crying too hard to use the Breathalyzer.

December 29th City of Oak Creek
A 28-year-old man was cited for disorderly conduct after he squirted a 74-year-old man with a hose. The older man was in the process of evicting the younger man. According to the 28-year-old, the older man was upset and he was just trying to help him cool of by spraying him with the hose.

December 27th City of Manitowoc
Shortly after midnight, someone stole the metal Santa hat off a sculpture outside the Rahr-West Museum.

January 6th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police to report not getting a sympathy card that was sent a week before. She told police that someone also once stole a newspaper from her mailbox.

December 25th Village of Whitelaw
A resident on County R called the Sheriff's Department to report that someone had stolen plastic figures from his outdoor nativity scene the previous evening. Missing were Mary, Joseph, a cradle and plastic candles. However, Baby Jesus was left inside the wooden manger.

January 6th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman reported to police that people were making noise in the hallway of an apartment building at 10:23pm. Officers determined the noisemakers were just responding to the presence of a bat in the hallway.

January 6th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported her 11-year-old daughter took a closet door off the hinges.

January 2nd City of Green Bay
A woman on South Van Buren Street told police that she believed an ex-boyfriend entered her house without permission. The woman said the couple broke up in May but he called her  on the phone that day and asked, "Why are there Newports in your ashtray?"

December 15th City of Menasha
A Third Street resident reported that a man came over to their residence and said he was hurt and needed help. The man held his chest and fell to the ground, but then got up, said "just kidding" and went back to his apartment.

December 17th Town of Menasha
A Bonheur Court resident reported that someone entered her home and took a toy Nerf  gun.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:40 am Comment On This Post

jan 3rd 2012
December 4th City of Neenah
A West North Water Street woman called police an reported that while she was at work, someone entered her home, stole her television and replaced it with a different television. Police disagreed, noting that the serial number of the TV matched the serial number listed on the TV box that was in the complainant's bedroom.

December 22nd City of Germantown
A resident on Holy Hill Road called police to reported her coupons are being stolen from the Bargain Bulletin in her mailbox. An extra police watch has been issued in the area.

December 4th City of Green Bay
A 25-year-old woman was arrested on suspicion of her second drunken-driving offense after an officer spotted her driving westbound on Mason Street near Webster Avenue with an open trunk. The officer reported cans of Bud Light were visible in the open trunk.

December 9th City of Green Bay
A 29-year-old man at the intersection of Washington and Walnut streets was cited for obstructing traffic and loitering after police say he jumped in front of an officer's car and danced strangely.

December 24th City of Kenosha
Police responded to an emergency call after a 26-year-old man played a prank on his 40-year-old roommate by hiding outside the bathroom and barking at her when she came out. The woman was so frightened by the barking, she repeatedly kicked her roommate in the face.

December 27th City of Marshfield
A 71-year-old woman was struck by a car in a parking lot. The woman said she didn’t see the car backing out of a stall because she was eating a piece of candy.

December 12th City of Neenah
A Church Street woman told police that she and her ex-boyfriend had a verbal argument and that he no longer was welcome at her house. Police located the ex-boyfriend and found he had used a razor to carve "I luv u" on his left arm and the woman's name on his right arm.

December 8th City of Menasha
A woman on First Street reported that her ex-husband sent their daughter to school in clothes she claimed were too small.

December 11th City of Neenah
A woman on Roosevelt Street requested police assistance after her sister and her sister's friend got into an argument while sending text messages from each other's cell phones. Her sister threw her friend's cell phone on the floor, and the friend slapped her sister in the face.

December 27th City of Menomonie
A 55-year-old Eau Claire woman was sentenced to 15 days in jail and a year of probation for stealing a ring off the dead body of a woman in a casket during the visitation portion of her funeral.

December 28th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman reported hearing a baby crying for about over five minutes. A responding officer found the sound was actually just two large cats fighting.

December 28th Wood County
A man told police he ordered a laptop computer online and received a board in a box.

December 28th City of Sheboygan
Police responding to a report of a man spray painting graffiti on several buildings, found a 22-year-old man with a can of spray paint in his pocket and red paint on his skin and clothes. When asked if he had sprayed buildings, the man initially said “maybe” before confessing that he sprayed the buildings because he was bored and there is nothing else to do in Sheboygan.

December 24th Town of Taycheedah
A Fond du Lac County sheriff's officer following up on a report something in the roadway blocking both lanes of County WH reported finding large pieces of cardboard and a dead cat sitting on a patio chair in the middle of the road.
posted by: Rick and Len at 2:50 pm Comment On This Post

dec 8th 2011


We are proud to announce that for a limited time only, we have been authorized by the NFL, the National Flimflam League, to sell shares in the Rick and Len Show. 

For just $250, you will receive a handsome Rick and Len Show Stock certificate printed in glorious black and white on whatever cheap stock of paper happens to currently be in the WAPL office copy machine. Your Rick and Len Show stock certificate will be suitable for framing and is sure to brighten up your prison cell, half way house, mental health facility activity room or where ever it is that you usually masturbate.

The Rick and Len Show Stock Certificate will show others that you are the kind of person who recognizes THE VERY BEST  in area radio broadcasting and yet, are gullible enough to pay money to support this crap instead. 

We know that it’s the fans of the Rick and Len Show that separate us from every other radio show. As a Rick and Len Show shareholder you will be part of a proud tradition, one that recognizes that a shortage of talent combined with a juvenile sense of humor and an almost crippling lack of ambition can achieve truly mediocre results.

Be assured that your $250 will go to good use. We know you work hard for your money and we’ll work just as hard to spend it. Every penny of your investment in the Rick and Len Show will be quickly reinvested in the community and will help in supporting numerous area bartenders, beer and liquor distributers, and hot young single mothers who are only taking their clothes off to earn money for college.
What’s more, shares of stock in the Rick and Len Show are guaranteed to have the exact same market value as shares of stock in the Super Bowl Champion Green Bay Packers, the most storied franchise in professional sports.

The benefits of owning stock in the Rick and Len Show are many. While shares in The Rick and Len Show can’t be resold, pay no dividends and will only decrease in value, the stock certificates themselves can be used in case of emergency should you run out of toilet paper and you no longer happen to subscribe to your local Gannett newspaper.

The certificates also make excellent kindling for burning your home down for the insurance when you can no longer afford to pay your mortgage because you wasted all your money on worthless shares of stock. 

We truly hope YOU will consider buying shares of stock in the Rick and Len Show. Rick and Len Show Stock: Because an opportunity like this only comes along once in a life but suckers are born every minute.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:14 am Comment On This Post

dec 8th 2011


We are proud to announce that for a limited time only, we have been authorized by the NFL, the National Flimflam League, to sell shares in the Rick and Len Show. 

For just $250, you will receive a handsome Rick and Len Show Stock certificate printed in glorious black and white on whatever cheap stock of paper happens to currently be in the WAPL office copy machine. Your Rick and Len Show stock certificate will be suitable for framing and is sure to brighten up your prison cell, half way house, mental health facility activity room or where ever it is that you usually masturbate.

The Rick and Len Show Stock Certificate will show others that you are the kind of person who recognizes THE VERY BEST  in area radio broadcasting and yet, are gullible enough to pay money to support this crap instead. 

We know that it’s the fans of the Rick and Len Show that separate us from every other radio show. As a Rick and Len Show shareholder you will be part of a proud tradition, one that recognizes that a shortage of talent combined with a juvenile sense of humor and an almost crippling lack of ambition can achieve truly mediocre results.

Be assured that your $250 will go to good use. We know you work hard for your money and we’ll work just as hard to spend it. Every penny of your investment in the Rick and Len Show will be quickly reinvested in the community and will help in supporting numerous area bartenders, beer and liquor distributers, and hot young single mothers who are only taking their clothes off to earn money for college.
What’s more, shares of stock in the Rick and Len Show are guaranteed to have the exact same market value as shares of stock in the Super Bowl Champion Green Bay Packers, the most storied franchise in professional sports.

The benefits of owning stock in the Rick and Len Show are many. While shares in The Rick and Len Show can’t be resold, pay no dividends and will only decrease in value, the stock certificates themselves can be used in case of emergency should you run out of toilet paper and you no longer happen to subscribe to your local Gannett newspaper.

The certificates also make excellent kindling for burning your home down for the insurance when you can no longer afford to pay your mortgage because you wasted all your money on worthless shares of stock. 

We truly hope YOU will consider buying shares of stock in the Rick and Len Show. Rick and Len Show Stock: Because an opportunity like this only comes along once in a life but suckers are born every minute.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:14 am Comment On This Post

dec 5th 2011


November 16th City of Chilton
Police assistance was requested from a resident on Manhattan Street whose toilet was running over. Police advised the caller to  turn off the water, but were unable to do so. A local plumber's phone number was given to the caller.

December 2nd City of Wisconsin Rapids
A 14th Street man reported to police that someone in the neighborhood was having fun with Christmas lights.

November 28th Dodge County
A 35-year-old woman called 911 "to complain that her husband wanted to leave the bar and would not give her any money." The woman was informed that her husband not giving her money was not a 911 type emergency.

November 24th City of Racine
Police called to a disturbance during a Thanksgiving Day gathering, arrested a 23-year-old man. The man had become upset that a friend of his girlfriend was sitting on what he said was his chair. In an effort to get the woman to get out of “his chair” the man  grabbed a knife with an 8-inch blade from the kitchen and stabbed the wall, and then went after the friend. The friend picked up a broom to fight him off. The attack stopped only when someone mentioned the police.

November 21st City of Waukesha
A man called police to report his wife "was throwing knives and forks and spoons". Police responded and found the caller was drunk and his story could not be supported by evidence.

November 26th City of Oak Creek
A caller reported to police that the Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer decoration was taken from his front yard between. The resident also told police that sometime last week someone placed a vodka bottle in his mailbox, but didn't think anything about it until Rudolph went missing.

November 26th City of Wauwatosa
A man paid for a washer and computer printer valued at $500 with counterfeit money at Sears. The man originally tried to haggle and had offered store employees offering $60 and a pizza for the items.

November 21st City of Oshkosh
A 62-year-old man on West Ninth Avenue who was unhappy with the progress construction workers were making was cited for disorderly conduct after he yelled and swore at the workers while they were pouring cement.

December 3rd City of Wisconsin Rapids
Officers responded to an anonymous report of a lot of banging and screaming sounds and then a loud crack At a home on First Street. Responding officers discovered people lifting weights and doing a workout.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:58 am Comment On This Post

dec 2nd 2011
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh, who, as we all know, stomped Packer Evan Dietrict Smith after repeatedly bouncing his head on the ground in last week’s game but then followed his flagrant foul by offering the stupid excuse that he was just trying to get his balance and then, capped it off, by appealing his suspension and saying God was his witness.

So,

For offering up an excuse so lame, Jerry Lewis is offering to host a telethon for it.

For proving that when he’s not using his foot to stomp on an opposing player, he’s probably just putting it in his mouth.

And for thinking God pays attention to what happens in Detroit. Ha! Do you really think if God paid attention to what happens in Detroit, it would  have a 50% unemployment rate, the nation’s 2nd highest crime rate and, be the birthplace of frickin’ Madonna?

We are proud to name Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:25 am Comment On This Post

nov 23rd 2011
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the so far, unidentified 20-year-old Lawrence University student who police believe burglarized the Memorial Presbyterian Church on November 13th and stole four offering plates, a nativity set, a crystal cross from the communion table and a pet rabbit named Twinkles.

Police suspected the student after they were called to his Trevor Hall dorm room by his roommate who was in need of medical assistance. While in the room, an officer recognized Twinkles the rabbit from a photo provided to them by the church. After obtaining a search warrant, police seized Twinkles and a lock picking kit they found in the room. They also found a receipt from a pet store for a rabbit cage, purchased the same day and the burglary.


For not realizing that there are better ways to get a little tail when you’re in college than to steal a rabbit.

For not understanding that it’s not acceptable to commit a crime in a church…unless you are wearing a white collar.

For having the misfortune of having a roommate who just so happened to require medical assistance a just few days after he allegedly committed the burglary proving that while having one rabbits’ foot may be lucky…having all four is clearly not.

We are proud to name the Lawrence University student suspected of breaking into a church and stealing a rabbit as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:58 am Comment On This Post

nov 21st 2011
November 7th City of Brookfield
A man reported that a driver threw fistfuls of pennies at his vehicle. Police say a 30-year-old Brookfield man is the suspected penny thrower.

November 11th City of Brookfield
Officers who were called to the scene for a reported explosion found and 15-year-old boy from putting mints in a 2-liter bottle of soda. He was cited for disorderly conduct.

November 12th City of Franklin
A 74-year-old man was arrested for disorderly conduct at Travelers Motel. The man was cited after he threatened to kill the husband of the owner of the motel because there were no rooms available, made derogatory statements about the owner, and then walked outside and urinated on the building.

November 17th City of Ashland
A man wearing an overcoat and sunglasses broke into the county courthouse and stole the judge’s robe.

November 4th City of Neenah
A store owner called police to report two boys, ages 9 and 11, stole $2.00 from a tip jar and used the money to buy Blow Pops and Gummi Spiders.

November 13th City of Marshfield
Police received a report from a Prairie Street resident that sometime between midnight and 8 p.m., someone entered their garage and stole with a box of chicken wings, a bag of Reese’s Pieces and one Ice Cream Cake.

November 14th City of Manitowoc
Officers were dispatched to an apartment on South 10th Street where a man became violent after his girlfriend made critical remarks about a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich he had made.

November 6th City of Chilton
Police received a report that a gray pickup on South Irish Road was losing debris out of the truck bed and baby bottles were flying all over the road.
posted by: Rick and Len at 1:21 pm Comment On This Post

nov 4th 2011


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Christopher Sipe of Sheboygan Falls who, this past Friday, was sentenced to 6 months in jail for striking his girlfriend’s 6 and 8-year old sons repeatedly for allowing his beloved pet frog to temporarily escape.

So,

For proving to the girlfriend that she’d be better off kissing the escaped frog than him because there’s a much better chance of it turning into a prince some day.

For striking young children over a frog proving himself to be far slimier and more cold blooded than his pet.

And

For getting 6 months in prison when society as a whole would be better off if a guy like him just followed the example of his frog and croaked.

We are proud to name Christopher Sipe of Sheboygan Falls, who was convicted of repeatedly striking 6 and 8 year old children for letting his pet from escape, as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:39 am Comment On This Post

nov 3rd 2011


After a long absense, Tim Clue returns to the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton and to  the Rick and Len Show. He may look like he just stepped off the front of a box of Rice Krispies, but Tim is very funny! He'll be in the studio with us at 8am Friday. But see him tonight, WAPL night at the Skyline and get 2 for 1 admission. Enter WAPL as the coupon/promotion code when ordering tikets on line. Or make your reservation on-line when the box office opens at noon at 920-734-JOKE!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:04 am Comment On This Post

oct 26th 2011
Even before the Les Stumpf Ford Halloween Party for Children's Hospital of WI on Friday night at Waverly, we're going to raise a few bucks with an auction.

Bid on a used CD jukebox (loaded with 100 CDs!) from Amusement Devices Inc. (The jukebox you are bidding on may differ from the model in the pic).

Or bid on a brand new Millermatic® 140 Auto-Set™ from Miller Electric. All-in-one wire welder that welds 24 gauge - 3/16 in. (0.8-4.8mm) mild steel. The simplest Millermatic to set-up and start welding.

Post your bid on the Rick and Len Show Facebook page or by calling the rock lines. 281-ROCK in Appleton, 281-ROCK in GB or 877-453-ROCK for elsewhere. Bidding starts at $50.00.

  
posted by: Rick and Len at 7:31 am Comment On This Post

oct 10th 2011


If you watched the Brewers throughout this season, you've probably noticed a sexy woman (and frequently her delightful cleavage) sitting in the front row behind the dugout. She's especially visible on TV during at-bats on the regular season broadcasts. She's come to be known as Front Row Amy. We'll talk to her at 8:15 this morning about her love of the Brewers, yesterday's game and, more than likely, her cleavage.







posted by: Rick and Len at 5:52 am Comment On This Post