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jun 17th 2010
Daniel Kinno, the funniest comic to ever come out of Minsk, Russia (as far as we know) joins us Friday morning at 8 on the Rick and Len Show. See Daniel at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton. Tonight: WAPL night for god sake! WAPL NIGHT! So, get off your lazy ass and head to the Skyline. Just for making the effort, you'll get 2 for 1 admission. Just mention WAPL when you make your reservation at 920-734-JOKE.

If you hate saving money, see Daniel on Friday or Saturday. It'll be full price...and full of laughter! (and even full price is frickin' cheap!)

Here's a taste:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD5alwpj7i8
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jun 16th 2010
SURPRISES IN LAST NIGHT'S OBAMA SPEECH ABOUT THE OIL SPILL

10. Spent the entire speech chain smoking Newports.

9. Announced he was putting Vince, the Shamwow guy, in charge of the clean up.

8. Challenged BP head Tony Hayward to naked oil wrestle him in the Gulf.

7. Made inappropriate joke about the size of his tar balls.

6. Admitted the reason the Gore's have split is he's banging Tipper like a cheap gong.

5. Referred repeatedly to Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh as "Sweet Lips" and "Thunder Thighs".

4. Tried to distract nation from the on-going crisis by getting Joe Biden to shoot an old man in the face.

3. Spent nearly 40 minutes giving out fast and easy recipes for petroleum soaked clams.

2. Held up an oil soaked wad of paper. Claimed it was his birth certificate.

1. Admitted "No, we cant".
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jun 16th 2010

And couple of the year!
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jun 16th 2010
This morning, we were talking about a reported Bigfoot sighting in Cleveland County, North Carolina. Here's the full news report featuring the eyewitness report of the guy who thought the Bigfoot "had beautiful hair".


http://www.wcnc.com/home/Big-Foot-spotting-in-Cleveland-County-96348919.html
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jun 15th 2010

Did you hear, BP is putting a wedding ring on the pipe that keeps spewing the oil in the Gulf? It's the only they can think to get it to stop putting out.
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jun 14th 2010
May 15th City of Chilton
An assist was requested on Chestnut Street where a caller told police a man was lying on the ground near the fire hydrant. He looked like he was asleep, but the passerby didn't want to check.

May 16th City of Appleton
A Rosebud Lane caller reported to police that a can of chopped chicken was thrown on their son's car.

June 1st City of Menasha
A woman reported that someone wrote "UR GAY" with a "clear-type liquid" on the north exterior wall of her duplex.

June 9th Town of Trenton
An elderly man reported seeing two large unexploded bombs in a farm field off of Cortes Road. When officers arrived on the scene, they found the bombs to be two large bottles...one filled with water and the other...with Pepsi.

May 11th city of Wisconsin Rapids
A caller reported a man spray painting a house near the intersection of 12th Street South and Chestnut Street. He painted the word "garage" on the house but apparently left before painting the word "house" on the garage.

May 13th Town of Menasha
Officers were sent to a residence on Bonheur Court on a loud noise complaint. They observed several people inside, but no one answered the door. It was learned that there were several juveniles in the home and officers contacted a parent, who also refused to allow officers to enter. Officers contacted the residents the following day and an 18-year...old male was issued a citation for...making a loud noise.

June 12th City of Wisconsin Rapids
Police received a report of a dead body lying along the shore of the Wisconsin River. By the time police arrived, the body had apparently gotten up and walked away.
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jun 14th 2010
Police in Uganda say they are investigating the origins of a huge marijuana crop found in the garden of a convent.

Police officials said investigators discovered a marijuana plantation covering an entire acre of land in the gardens of the convent.

One of the nuns was quoted as saying that the marijuana was used as "a health treatment for the convent's pigs" and other farm animals.

As a public service, we at the Rick and Len Show have come up with the signs that...

THE NUNS AT YOUR CHURCH MIGHT BE DEALING

If that thing on their heads isn't their only nasty habit...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If every time the priest burns some of their special "incense" more people take communion just because the have the munchies...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If the special incense smells remarkably like sensemillia...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If the priests with the red, watery eyes are Father Cheech and Father Chong...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If the beads on their rosaries look suspiciously like seeds...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If the angels you have heard on high, ARE high...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If at communion, they’ve swapped the body and blood of Christ for the brownie and blood of Christ...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If instead of the sermon being about how "he who is without sin may cast the first stone" the priest sermonizes that "he who is without sin may be the first to GET stoned" ...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If the scripture they're always quoting seems to be chapter 4 verse 20...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

If their holy water fountain sounds like a bong...the nuns at your church might be dealing.

And if they claim their acre of pot is for "treating pigs"...the nuns at your church are definitely dealing.
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jun 14th 2010

Join the Fox Valley's Copper Box at Waterfest in Oshkosh this Thursday, June 17th as they shot video for the band's first ever DVD.
Click here to get a great deal from Copper Box and Waterfest...a copy of the DVD and free admission to the show!
Get there early with your dancing shoes on! Copper Box plays at 7 p.m. followed by The Little River Band!
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jun 11th 2010
For an amusing look at the BP mess, check out this video from the Upright Citizens Brigade.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAa0gd7ClM&feature=player_embedded
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jun 11th 2010

If this photo doesn't piss you off, I'm not sure what does.
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jun 11th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...Joleen Stupar of Sheboygan who was arrested after she was found slumped over the steering wheel of her parked mini van with a blood alcohol level of .39, nearly five times the legal limit...and her 3-year-old child in the back seat. Stupar then reportedly threatened to kill the officer who was taking her to the hospital for a blood draw. When he explained the reason for the blood draw was to see if she was intoxicated, Stupar responded, "Oh I’m intoxicated. I'll tell you that much!"

It was Stupar's THIRD DUI...ALL with blood alcohol levels of over 0.3.

So,

For driving her 3-year-old around while acting about as responsible of a 2-year-old.
exactly!

And for violating the first rule of Wisconsin parenting that when you're driving your children around drunk, you can only be as many times over the legal limit as the child's age.

We are proud to name Joleen Stupar of Sheboygan as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
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jun 10th 2010
Though, to be honest, I doubt you're going to get mentioned in your grandchildren's history text book. Tonight through Saturday night Jessi Campbell will be appearing at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton and she'll be recording the shows for her upcoming CD. She's one of a number of comic that have recorded CDs at the Skyline in recent months.

Why? Because Skyline audiences are smart enough to laugh in the right places!!!!!

Tonight is WAPL night. Mention that when you make your reservation at 920-734-JOKE and those crazy bastards at Skyline will give you 2 for 1 admission! SERIOUSLY!!!

If you don't like saving money, see Jessi Friday or Saturday night at Skyline. Mention WAPL when you make your reservation for either of those nights and those crazy bastards at Skyline will give you 1 for 1 admission! SERIOUSLY!

And make sure you tune into the Rick and Len Show Friday morning around 8 to hear Jessi. It may be the closest Rick gets to a real, live human female this year, so you don't want to miss that.

Here's a little sample of Jessi Campbell to tide you over....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqg3XHrrwyE
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jun 10th 2010
A number of people are claiming that Sarah Palin has gotten breast implants. Here's a pick from last year on the left and a picture of her taken at the Belmont Stakes last weekend on the right.

What do you think? did she or didn't she?
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jun 8th 2010

http://www.twitvid.com/WUH7D
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jun 8th 2010
What do you think? Some say that you can see a 30-ish Barrack Obama in the 1993 video for one of the most annoying songs ever, Whoomp, There It Is by Tag Team. Take a look. The Obama-ish guy can be seen at the 1:01 mark.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FPimCmbX8
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jun 7th 2010
So thats how altar boys have their hair parted down the middle! I thought so.
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jun 7th 2010
Cool. Now I can give away my old set of Pong.
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jun 7th 2010
If the Sunday morning bloody Mary drink has a string hanging out of it you may be in a bad bar?
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jun 7th 2010
Maybe she thought she was trying out for the show Gone In 60 Seconds?
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jun 6th 2010
This is the actual cover of the current issue of Vermont Catholic magazine, the monthly publication put out by the Diocese of Burlington.

Some pictures just don't need captions.
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