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jun 3rd 2010
This is not the way you're supposed to fly out of the Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport. Check out this driver trying to depart the parking lot at the D-FW Airport in a real hurry early Tuesday morning. What do you think? Was she dumb, drunk or stoned?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWk4MCQaHrc&feature=player_embedded
Answer: Police believe she was drunk!
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jun 2nd 2010
Who the hell is David Hunstberger, you may be asking yourself. Unless, of course, you're like me, and you're asking yourself, "Why is this sharp pain shooting up my left arm?" I'm sure it's nothing.

David Hunstberger is the guy you can see tonight, WAPL night, I might add, at Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton. What's so damn special about WAPL night, you ask? (Damn, you ask a lot of questions!) Well, on WAPL night, you get two for one admission. Make sure you mention that when you make your reservations at 920-739-JOKE.

If you can't make it tonight, see David Friday or Saturday nights at 8 or 10:15, but it's going to cost you full price (which is still pretty damn cheap!)

Hear David tomorrow morning round about 8 o-clock on the Rick and Len Show. And make sure you check out this very timely clip of David Huntsberger in action. Doing comedy that is. What were you thinking? Sicko!


http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/HumansVsEarth

(Is it just me or, if when you look back on this post, does it look like I just came from a half-price sale on commas!)
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jun 2nd 2010
After 40 years of marriage, Al and Tipper Gore announced yesterday that they're calling it quits. They say they've just "grown apart". But what are the real reasons? Here's our top ten:


REASONS WHY AL AND TIPPER HAVE SPLIT

10. Tipper discovered an inconvenient truth...Al was banging Bombshell McGee.

9. After 20 years, Al just wants to be able to listen to 2 Live Crew in his own house, for god sake.

8. All Al's proof of global warming has done nothing to keep Tipper from becoming frigid.

7. Every time Tipper enumerates the many reasons she loved him, Al would demand a recount.

6. Al thinks he can watch porn on-line 24-7 just because he invented the internet.

5. Unresolved issues after Tipper pawned the Nobel Prize trophy Al received for his work fighting global warming and used the cash to buy a Hummer.

4. Al never got over the fact that during their famous kiss at the 2000 Democratic convention, he tasted Bill Clinton on Tipper's lips.

3. Al started blaming global warming on Tipper's menopausal
hot flashes.

2. Tipper was just sick of him referring to her lady parts as the "lockbox".

1. Not really sure why they're breaking up, but you can bet your ass that whatever Al wins in the divorce settlement, the Supreme Court will award to George W. Bush.
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jun 2nd 2010



Oh, the wonders of the internet. You can now buy a scarf that once wrapped around your neck, gives you a pseudo boob job!
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jun 1st 2010
May 23rd Village of Howard
Police were called to Woodman's Grocery Store where an 80-year-old woman on an electric scooter was cited for shoplifting Super Poligrip denture adhesive.

May 17th City of West Allis
Police were called to the Pick 'n Save where a 64-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting wrinkle cream.

March 20th City of Portage
A 20-year-old man was cited for urinating in public after he was spotted relieving himself into flower pots in front of the Hair Lair salon.

May 19th Village of Winneconne
Police investigated a report of a violation of a restraining order. The woman who filed the order told police her ex-husband had phoned her twice and called her "Lucifer".

May 23rd City of Beaver Dam
A man called police to report his ex-girlfriend was yelling at him while they were shopping at the Dollar Tree.

May 22nd City of Beaver Dam
A man on North Lincoln Avenue called police to report that a dog had urinated on his couch. The couch was outside for a garage sale when the dog ran up and relieved himself on it. Police made contact with the dog's owner who returned to the residence and cleaned the couch.

May 11th City of Brown Deer
A video game system and bowling balls valued at more than $600 were taken from a car on North 50th. The car's owner heard his car alarm but didn't call police at the time...because he was tired.

May 23rd City of New Berlin
A 22-year-old man was arrested for disorderly conduct after pushing a television off of a dresser at his girlfriend's residence. The man told police he did it out of anger because he and his girlfriend had gotten into an argument over what radio station to listen to.

May 23rd City of Wauwatosa
A television and a DVD player were taken from an apartment on Eagle Street. The victim told police he later received a phone call from a person who said, "Thanks for the 32-inch TV," then hung up.
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may 28th 2010




See some of the best f$#%ing bands play some of the best f$#%ing songs at the world's largest f$#%ing music fest.

Every weekday morning at about 9 we will continue to play your choices for THE BEST F$#%ING SONG OF ALL TIME!

Each day we'll select one entry and play that day's BEST F$#%ING SONG OF ALL TIME!

If we select your entry between now and June 18th, we'll put you in a drawing to win a 4 pack of tickets for Summerfest AND $100 in Summerfest gift cards that can be used for:

* Summerfest admission tickets
* Marcus Amphitheater concert tickets
* Food and Beverages
* Cool Summerfest merchandise
* Jimmying a lock on a cheap door

Just click the BEST F$#%ING SONG OF ALL TIME icon above or on the right and make your case for what you think is the BEST F$#%ING SONG OF ALL TIME! If you convince us that your selection is the BEST F$#%ING SONG OF ALL TIME you may end up partying like a big f$#%ing rock star at Summerfest!
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may 28th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…The highly intoxicated Green Lake County man who frightened the residents of a home near Princeton Monday night. The home owner told police that she feared the man was trying to enter her home and thought she had heard one or more gun shots. Responding sheriff's deputies found the suspect not carrying a gun and armed only with a old bicycle seat. Deputies determined the gun shots the caller had heard were actually just the sound of the man repeatedly hitting the side of the caller's house with the bicycle seat. The bicycle seat wielding man eventually realized that, due to his level of intoxication, he was pounding on the wrong house. Deputies arrested the man but didn't say why he was carrying a bicycle seat.

So,

For not realizing that even if the only part of a bicycle you have is the seat, it's no reason to get Huffy.

For proving that there are crimes you can commit with a bicycle seat that don't even involve sniffing it.

And for actions that could get him locked up with someone who will be happy to pound his seat for him.

We are proud to name the intoxicated Green Lake County man who frightened the residents of a home near Princeton when he pounded on the wrong house with his bike seat as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
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may 28th 2010
Damn this is funny!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY9PeJOZpeA
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may 27th 2010
Nicholas Anthony will join Rick and Len Friday morning! Why? Sadly, because he has nothing better to do! Well, that and because he's appearing at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton.

Tonight (5.27) is WAPL night. Mention that when you make your reservation and get 2 for 1 admission! 920-734-JOKE.

If you can't see him tonight, check him out Friday or Saturday night.

Look for me at one of the Saturday night shows and, if you see me, come by and say "hi" and I PROMISE I will pay the drink tab for your entire group!!!

How can I afford to make that promise? Simple. I won't be at the Skyline Saturday night. But you're free to look for me. In the meantime, get a little sample of Nicholas Anthony bringing the funny in the clip below.

-Rick-

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may 24th 2010
May 18th City of Beaver Dam
Police received an anonymous report about a group of teens standing in the roadway on North Spring Street. Police made contact with the teens and found out that they were just throwing bottles in the air.

May 16th City of Beaver Dam
An employee at a restaurant on Front Street reported that there were people there who did not want to pay the full price of their food. The customers explained to officers that the food they were served was cold, however, admitted that they did eat it all. They were instructed by police to pay for the food.

May 12th Village of Randolph
An officer responded to a report of an intoxicated man driving a riding lawn mower with a chainsaw attached to the front.

May 19th City of Marshfield
A South Maple Street man requested police check on his 31-year-old neighbor who had been up all night...chanting.

May 16th City of West Allis
Police were called to Pick 'n Save where a 17-year-old boy was caught shoplifting a package of Playtex tampons. According to police, a value estimate for the tampons was not available.

May 17th City of Beaver Dam
A man called police from Stone Street telling them he wanted two people removed from his father's funeral dinner. The people had not been invited. They left quietly after they finished eating.

May 15th City of Wausau
Police received a report of the theft of a 1994 Mercury Cougar valued at $1,700 that contained the cremated remains of the owner's father and grandfather. Upon investigation, officers learned that the car was towed and crushed for scrap. The whereabouts of the cremated remains remains unknown.
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may 24th 2010
Clearly the dumbest thing I've seen in eons was an article I ran across this weekend. A columnist in a Michigan newspaper was concerned that her two aging dogs had not lived fulfilling lives. As a result, she suggested that all dog owners create a "bucket list" of things their pooch wants to do before they die. WTF?

Well, as stupid as that is, here's what might be on your dog's "bucket list" (if you had a dog and if you were bat sh*t crazy enough to make a list for him.)

TOP 10 THINGS ON YOUR DOG'S "BUCKET LIST".

10. Order one of everything off the menu at Lombardi's Steak House.

9. Visit The White House, The Vatican and Buckingham Palace...and drink out of their toilets.

8. Put a tight, gay-ass looking collar around your neck and walk you around the frickin' neighborhood on a leash.

7. To hell with doogie style, would, just once, like to do it missionary.

6. Finally catch that g-damn chuck wagon.

5. Neuter Bob Barker.

4. How about you fetch the stick one time, a-hole.

3. You know that thing you do when you pretend to throw the ball and he runs after it but it's still in your hand? The next time you do that...respond by biting your nuts off.

2. Bang that bitch, Lassie.

1. Sniff a little schnauzer ass!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

may 21st 2010
Not all the great talent is here in our country. Check out this performance from the auditions for Indian Idol! (How can this not make you smile?)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix8ZmNPC5UA
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may 21st 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…the Green Bay man on Phoebe Street who, after a long night of drinking, awoke to find the bed he was sleeping in soaked in urine and, naturally, BLAMED HIS DOG whom he then punched 20 times.

So,

For apparently having as much trouble controlling his anger as he has controlling his bladder.

For committing an act, for which the only suitable punishment is tossing him naked into a pen of pit bulls wearing only a condom made of kibble.

And for not understanding that "denial" is not just a river in Egypt...it's also a good name for the river of urine running from his own drunken, shriveled wiener to his Sealy Posturpedic.

We are proud to name the Green Bay man, who blamed his dog for his own bed being wet after a night of heavy drinking, as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

may 20th 2010
We've had hundreds of comics on the show over the years, but tomorrow we'll be joined by the only one I know of who has farted on Jessica Simpson. Really! Don't miss Josh Sneed at 8 Friday morning on the Rick and Len Show.

And see him live at the Skyline Comedy Cafe. Tonight is WAPL night. Mention it when you make your reservations at 920-734-JOKE and they'll give you 2-for-1 admission.

If you can't make it Thursday, you can see him Friday or Saturday night, but you'll have to pay the still very reasonable $10 bucks a person. Hey, it's your life!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQVIcbH2NeU
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may 20th 2010
A lingerie store in San Antonio has been notified that they need to secure a food vendor's permit. Why would a lingerie store need a food vendor's permit? Because they sell Edible Undies. Seriously! (And you thought Appleton was bad!)

You know, I never really thought of Edible Undies as "food" before. But this got me to wondering. What if Edible Undies became the next trendy food item and suddenly every restaurant has something made with Edible Undies on their menu? You know, like how every restaurant now has something made with chipotle. Here's some suggestions for some well known restaurants.

RED LOBSTER...could starting serving the edible panties with crabs inside and call it the Paris Hilton wrap.

McDONALD'S...could start serving a McUndie sandwich. It doesn't matter what's inside as long as you've got some nice buns to go with those panties.

TACO BELL...while panties and tacos seem like a natural, if you peel back undies and find a big burrito, you’ll probably want to make a run for the border.

SONIC...should keep edible undies off their menu since only a real sicko would want their tots with edible panties.

PIZZA HUT...could create an edible undie pizza. However, I'll be the first to admit that panties that have cheese and a crust might be a tough sell.

KFC...could starting serving their friend chicken inside the edible panties since the edible undies have always been intended to be eaten with something that is finger lickin’ good.
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may 19th 2010
Must have been a Double Shot Tuesday for this sit-com star. Find out who it is during More Than We Really Wanted to Know in the 8-o-clock hour on this morning's Rick and Len Show.

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may 19th 2010
C'mon! That's like double fisting at the bar!
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may 18th 2010
Green Bay police are looking into who fired two bullet holes into the glass Atrium at Lambeau Field this week. In an effort to help police, we assembled...

THE TOP 10 REASONS SOMEONE TOOK SHOTS AT LAMBEAU FIELD

10. After re-watching Packers play off loss to Arizona, someone decided that Lambeau should have at least a fraction of the number of holes as the team's defense.

9. Even after 6 years, some people still upset about 4th and 26.

8. Shots fired by Mason Crosby in a effort to prove that he can hit something, even if it took a structure a thousand times bigger than the broadside of a barn to do so.

7. Johnny Jolly's dealer just sending a message.

6. Atrium fired the shots it's self in effort to end it all rather than spend another season serving as venue for FOX 11's god-awful post game show with Drew Smith and Johnny Gray.

5. Those aren't bullet holes. Pittsburgh QB Ben Roethlisberger visited town and penetrated the Atrium against it's will.

4. Shots fired by Packer receivers coach in effort to attract Plaxico Burress to the team once he's paroled.

3. "Half percent sales tax, my ass!"

2. Shot at window after mishearing a discussion about the Packer GM and didn't want Ted Thompson to be the only "glass hole" at Lambeau.

1. Damn, that Favre holds a grudge!
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may 17th 2010

April 29th Town of Menasha
Police were called to school on Midway Road where a student caused a disturbance in science class by making sexual comments, refusing to follow rules and jabbing another student in the back with a ruler.

May 2nd City of Neenah
A Stevens Street resident called police to report that a 4-year- old girl was missing. The caller then called back to say the girl had been located in the house, however, the caller had locked themselves outside. A short time later the girl opened the back door to the house and the caller was able to get back inside.

April 30th City of Appleton
An officer checking a suspicious vehicle about 8 p.m. found an 18-year-old man and a 17-year-old girl making out on Witzke Road. The couple said they were boyfriend and girlfriend, and were released after the girl's parents were notified.

April 27th Calumet County
Police received a report of a chicken eating dog on the loose on the North 7000 block of Highway 55. The caller stated that the dog ate some of his chickens though he didn't know exactly how many. Police located the chicken eating dog and picked it up.

May 3rd City of Mayville
Police responded to a call from Mountin's Piggly Wiggly where a 43-year-old man and a 37-year-old woman were arguing about the location of food in the store.
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may 14th 2010
Wednesday, police in Milwaukee raided a house filled with hundreds of reptiles including alligators and snakes. A police spokeswoman said that reptiles and rodents were found in the home and inside a building doubling as a storage facility and residence. At least five anaconda snakes 20 to 30 feet long were found, along with spiders and a chicken. This seems to be a good time to revisit one of our favorite subjects...

SIGNS YOU MIGHT HAVE TOO MANY PETS

If you have more varieties of weasel than a national convention of football agents...you might have too many pets.

If you go through more cans of dog food than an entire senior citizen housing complex...you might have too many pets.

If your home is more tightly packed with gerbils than Richard Gere's colon...you might have too many pets.

If you have more creeping, crawling things in your pantry than Lindsey Lohan has in her panties...you might have too many pets.

If you have enough turkeys to anchor a FOX 11 newscast...you might have too many pets.

If you have enough sheep for a ménage a trios....you might want to give Rick a call!

If your dining room floor has more hairballs than Robin Williams' shower drain...you might have too many pets you might have too many pets.

If you have more breeds of dog than a Korean smorgasbord...you might have too many pets you might have too many pets.

And if your home has more chickens than a French military academy...you definitely have too many pets.
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