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jun 3rd 2009

So, a few days ago I told you about the website Well, I've become obsessed with the above photo from the site. I know very little about the photo other than these people are REALLY excited to be having their photo taken with everyone's favorite celebrity murderer.

For a couple days, I had the picture set as the background wallpaper on the computer I use in the studio. However, I had to take it off because I couldn't stop staring at it. I want to know more about these people. From their facial expressions, I just get the feeling each and everyone of them has a story. I feel like I could write a novel and populate it with these people. Allow me to describe who I think these folks are.

I'd say the woman in the front, in the yellowish coat is a 3rd grade teacher at a parochial school. She likes to think that despite her job, she's a wild party chick. In reality, one Zima and she's out for the count.

I don't know anything about the guy with the beard, but he's needed back at the '60's mad scientist movie he wandered out of, pronto! I just hope those are his own sunglasses he's wearing, because if he's just in the process of returning them to O.J.'s ex-wife, they might as well start measuring him for a body bag now.

The woman with the curly hair, glasses and questionable dental work, closet to O.J., is a 61 year old retired hotel maid who has harbored a latent desire for a little "jungle love" since she sprouted her first pube and is using this, her first time close to a black man to "get a little of the strange". She may look like somebody's grandmother, but while everybody else is smiling because they are saying "cheese", she's smiling because, on the down low, she's grinding her inflamed lady parts against The Juice's built-in juice maker.

The guy in the cap, over O.J.'s left shoulder, isn't with the rest of these people. He was just going door to door to inform people that he's moved into their neighborhood, as the judge required, saw a crowd and wandered over to see if he could find any pre-pubescent boys with sweet tooths who could keep a secret.

The guy in the back wearing the Stetson-like hat is barely aware he's being photographed. He's too busy hoping to himself that people think the hat makes him look enough like Indiana Jones that they won't guess that he has a tiny penis.

The three guys in front of the hat guy, blue and yellow coat guy, Jim Carrey teeth guy and red shirt guy, just stumbled upon this scene when their Pride Parade took a wrong turn when someone got wind of a lube sale at the local Manhole Toy Emporium.

The girl in front of O.J., in a black coat with suspiciously perfect teeth is obviously a space alien. A pretty space alien. But a space alien, non-the-less. She and her saucer have just landed and she was dispatched to find a suitable subject for a good old fashioned anal probing. From the look on the face of the kid in front of her, she's found her man. Apparently, she gave him his first beer to make it hurt less.

I'm not sure what the deal is with the girl to anal boy's left, but despite her powder blue fleece jacket, I'm pretty sure she's really into leather. When you look at the photo it appears that she's looking right at you. Why? Because she is! And she's thinking about how much she'd like to make you eat a bug!

The girl on the extreme left of the photo, in light blue but out of focus is my favorite. I don't know what to say about her except I love her. Even blurry, she looks like she's sweet, personable, funny and a wild cat in the sack. Maybe it's just because most of the women I fall in love with look blurry, mainly because it usually only happens while I'm in an alcohol induced haze.

Finally, there's the guy to O.J.'s right, pointing at The Juice and making a face. He's just a douchebag.

Of course, these are all just my crazed impressions. As I say, I don't really know anything about these people but there's just something about this photo that makes me feel like I do. I'm sure they are, in reality, all fine, decent, upstanding folks. Well, fine, decent, upstanding folks who enjoy being photographed with a murderer! --Rick McNeal--
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jun 2nd 2009
See how many of these 100 rock riffs you can name. Amazing!

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jun 2nd 2009

A man who has spent the last 15 years volunteering as a clown died this past week in Ohio leaving some big shoes to fill. According to his local newspaper, Beppo the Clown was accorded "the highest honor a clown can receive". He was “carried to his resting spot by his fellow clowns.” Nice!
Rick and Len Speculated what the rest of the funeral ceremony was like.

11:00am: The hearse arrives at the cemetery.

11:05am: Boppo’s closest friends and colleagues, all 137 of them, get out of the backseat.

11:15am: While admiring beautiful memorial flower arrangements, mourners are squirted in the eyes with water.

11:30am: Mourners learn that plans for a closed casket have been stymied by Boppo’s size 18 feet.

11:40am: A distant relative from “out west” is so grief stricken, he won’t even get out of his barrel.

11:45am: A woman with thick pancake make-up and garish red lipstick, who most assumed was the widow, informs people she’s not a clown, but rather a reporter covering the event for NBC26.

11:50am: It is pointed out that being a clown and being an NBC26 reporter are not mutually exclusive.

Noon: The minister delivers the eulogy, summing up Boppo’s life with quote from the Gospel according to Chuckles. “A little song. A little dance. A little seltzer in your pants”.

12:05pm: A woman who looks suspiciously like Mary Tyler Moore is escorted from the service in hysterics.

12:15pm: Relative from France is asked to speak. Instead, says nothing despite appearing to be trapped in a box.

12:30pm: Funeral concludes with 21 seltzer bottle salute.

12:45pm: All will depart cemetery for reception lunch of rubber chicken and cream pies which instead of being served on a plate will just been thrown directly into mourners faces.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jun 2nd 2009

If you still haven't seen Sascha Baron Cohen in his guise as gay fashionista Bruno land nuts first on Eminem at the MTV Movie Awards, check out the video below. Or just delight at the look on Em's face in these slow-motion screen captures.

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may 28th 2009
A new airline is launching this month. Jet America will be offering fares for as low as $9.00. Yes, $9.00!!! From places like Newark, New Jersey to Toledo, Ohio. So you see, $9.00 may actually be over-priced!

But here's our signs that you're flying a cut-rate airline!

If you're not allowed to board the flight unless you can prove you've brought enough cash for your seat belt might be flying a cut rate airline.

If your plane can't land until the "ground crew" harvests a couple more rows of might be flying a cut rate airline.

If during sudden decompression of the cabin, the masks that drop down are ones left over from last might be flying a cut rate airline.

If, before boarding, instead of scanning you for metallic objects with high tech magnetic imaging equipment, the security agent just whacks you several times with a rusty wrench and listens for clanking might be flying a cut rate airline.

If they cancel the beverage service because during some turbulence the refreshment cart was rocked so hard they spilled all the might be flying a cut rate airline.

If the nuts they pass out as snacks are ones they cut off passengers on a previous $9 might be flying a cut rate airline.

If instead of offering a blockbuster movie during the flight, they just show public domain news footage from might be flying a cut rate airline.

If in the event of a "water landing" the plane’s only available floatation devices are the implants on the pre-op transsexual flight’re definitely flying a cut rate airline.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

may 26th 2009
They're winners of the World Beard and Moustache Championships....and SINGLE!!!!!

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may 26th 2009

Sure, Ryan Seacrest claims to be straight, but dude, you're looking at thecamera! The camera! I'm just saying, most the straight guys I know would have their eyes somewhere else (and probably thinking about a motorboat)! I'm just saying!
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may 26th 2009
If you've never seen the original trailer for the cult classic This Is Spinal Tap, take a look! It's mandatory viewing before attending Little Chute's Cheese Fest June 5th - 7th!

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may 26th 2009

Saturday I was reading the new issue of Entertainment Weekly and it mentioned a website called

With a little time on my hands this weekend, I checked it out.Skimming over somebody else's family snapshots is not generally my idea of a good time. However, many of these shots made me laugh out out. In many cases, I can't even tell you why. Check out some of the samples above, then check out the site! You might add a few of your own! -Rick-
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may 21st 2009
Dobie "Mr. Lucky" Maxwell returns to the Rick and Len Show tomorrow morning at 8:00 (5.22).

But you can see him tonight (5.21) at the Skyline Comedy Cafe with 2 for 1 admission! Why? It's WAPL night. Mention that to the nice person who answers the phone when you call 734-JOKE to make your reservations and you'll get stuck paying for your admission while they let your cheap-ass friend or relative in for free.


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may 21st 2009
A 66 year old British woman is going to be giving birth in the Ukraine. As a public service of the Rick and Len Show, here's some signs....


If your newborn has to learn to change your diaper before you learn to change his…you might be too old to be giving birth.

If instead of crying during the birth, your baby comes out sneezing from all the dust…you might be too old to be giving birth.

If the only thing you and your newborn have in common is the inability to chew solid foods…you might be too old to be giving birth.

If you can’t breast feed your new born because your milk is a quarter century past it's expiration date…you might be too old to be giving birth.

If you can't breast feed your new born without fear of bumping him in the head with your might be too old to be giving birth.

If your obstetrician opts for a cesarean birth just so your baby doesn’t have to fight through cobwebs to get might be too old to be giving birth.

If chances are pretty good that your hip will break before your water might be too old to be giving birth.

If you ever find yourself confusing your diaper bag with your colostomy might be too old to be giving birth.

If you’re hoping the baby is a boy just so you can name him are definitely too old to be giving birth.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

may 19th 2009

The 5th Annual Steel Bridge Songfest returns to Sturgeon Bay and surrounding communities June 11-14 with a host of musicians uniting in the effort to restore and maintain the historic Michigan Street Bridge over the shipping channel.There will be more than 150 performers at 15 venues, including the main "Take it to the Bridge" concerts on Saturday and Sunday, June 13th and 14th in downtown Sturgeon Bay. Click here for tickets and more info.
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may 14th 2009
Len's off Friday. He's golfing and he's pissed! Pissed because he's not going to be around when the very funny Darryl Lenox joins us in the studio. Darryl will be on the show at 8:00am Friday morning but don't wait around to find out how funny he is. Check him out tonight (Thursday) at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton.

Thursday is WAPL night. Mention that when you make your reservation and it's 2 for 1 admission! Or check him out Friday or Saturday nights. Make your reservations at 920-734-JOKE.

posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

may 6th 2009
Packer #1 draft pick B.J. Raji was asked to sign a hundred rookie cards with a pic from his college days as a member of the Boston College Eagles. We think he intended to sign them "Soar Eagles".

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may 4th 2009
In anticipation of the new Star Trek movie opening this weekend, Thursday morning at 9:15 members of the Star Trek inspired rock band WARP 11 will join us on the Rick and Len Show. E-mail us a Star Trek trivia question that you think will "Stump the Trekkie". If we use your question, you'll win WARP 11'S new CD I DON'T WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN AS LONG AS THEY HAVE VULCANS IN HELL.

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may 4th 2009
QUAIL FLU--the most apparent symptom is small, bleeding, pellet sized holes that erupt on the face and upper body. It’s contracted by getting too close to a bevy of quail…while hunting with Dick Cheney.

BEAR FLU--Symptoms include a rare respiratory condition that results in the sufferer being unable to exhale air leaving them to only suck.

COUGAR FLU--Most at risk: Ashton Kutcher.

CRAB FLU--Contracted only by coming in close personal contact with a crabs' natural habitat such as the ocean floor, tropical beaches or Lindsey Lohan's underpants.

OWL FLU--Symptoms are identical to inebriation and sometime include a mild burning sensation in the mouth and chunks of buffalo wings in your teeth. Can only be contracted at your local Hooters. (And who wouldn't want to contract that?)

GERBIL FLU--only known symptom is extreme constipation. Only known victim: Richard Gere.

DOG FLU--A potentially fatal disease that struck South East Asia in 1987 resulting in the deaths of 39 men who all died of broken necks sustained while trying to lick their own balls.

HONEY BEE FLU--It's primary symptoms are sluggishness and fatigue and is caused by exposure to excessive amounts of honey. As in, "Honey, I need you to be doing this" and "Honey, I need you to be doing that". The only known treatment is laying on the couch and watching the game while drinking no less than half a six pack of beer.
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may 4th 2009

A listener found this guy's pic on the "personals" page on Craig's List. He thinks it's me. I'm not sure who should be more insulted. Him or Me? I'm guessing him!

-Rick McNeal-

Here's some signs that maybe Craig's List isn't going to help you get a date...(Obviously, these don't apply to the smooth-looking guy with the aquarium!)

If the picture in your ad hasn’t gotten you any dates but several women have contacted you to find the location and hours of the haunted house they assume you're advertising...Craig's List might not help.

If on your dating profile you feel compelled to describe yourself as a "good listener" just because you do everything the voices in your head tell you to do...Craig's List might not help!

If you have trouble finding a restaurant that you think a potential date would enjoy that also allows you to dine while seated next to your mother's disembodied head...Craig's List might not help!

If you’ve had sex with so many inflatable dolls, you've contracted a case of inflatable crabs...Craig's List might not help!

If the only women you seem to meet are the ones whose homes you stop by to inform them you’ve moved to their neighborhood in accordance with the judge’s instructions...Craig's List might not help!

If under "hobbies" on your profile you wrote "adding to my nipple collection"..Craig’s List might not help!

If your first name is Rick and your last name rhymes with IcNeal...Craig"s List is definitely not going help!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

apr 30th 2009

Paula Abdul--is more than likely protected against the virus because she almost certainly took some Tamiflu while downing everything else in the pharmacy before her weekly Idol broadcasts.

Michael Jackson--has started wearing a respiratory face mask over the respiratory face mask he already wears.

Mel Gibson--in a effort to avoid all pork products,is converting to Judaism.

Michael Phelps--to avoid the disease, is only inhaling air that has passed through a water filled cylindrical glass filtration device.

The Octomom--while not especially at risk for the Swine Flu, is nonetheless having the germs implanted in her body in hopes that the disease will bring her even more media attention.

Brett Favre--is coming back out of retirement because he knows that if the disease kills any family members during the season at least he'll have a great game.

Scarlett Johannson--is avoiding all contact with anyone who has visited Mexico in the last 6 months. At least that's why Rick assumes she hasn't answered any of his love letters.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

apr 30th 2009
Brett got his unconditional release from the New York Jets. Before he does anything rash and signs with you-know-who, perhaps he should take a look at these job alternatives and their pros and cons.


CON: He knows nothing about men's dress shoes.
PRO: He knows everything about flip-flops.

CON: Has no formal legal training.
PRO: Has plenty of family members with enough legal problems to start his own firm.

CON: The wear and tear of a long NFL career has taken it's toll on his body which could make if difficult for him to lift and convey heavy packages.
PRO: Has proven to Ted Thompson that he has no problem carrying a grudge.

Pro: Has kept himself in great shape throughout is career.
Con: Even after 18 seasons in the NFL, hasn't handled as many balls as Richard Simmons.

PRO: His verbal skills are no match for the acid tongued Simon Cowell.
CON: It would be fun to watch him fight with Paula each week over their last Vicodin.

PRO: His high celebrity profile would probably sell some underwear.
CON: There is only one purple uniform in which he'd look even more ridiculous than being dressed as a bunch of grapes.
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