Last week Kristin Cavallari left hubby Jay Cutler alone with the kids for a few days. She Instagramed this text she received from Jay.
THINGS THAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK WHILE JAY CUTLER WAS TAKING CARE OF HIS KIDS BY HIMSELF
10. Hamper full of 4 days of poopie diapers stunk up their house almost as badly as Jay stunk up Solider Field all season.
9. While Jay was throwing the kids in the bathtub, they were intercepted by Sam Shields.
8. Tried giving the one year old a bottle but unlike his father, the kid doesn’t suck.
7. Older boy wanted a bedtime story but, just like opposing defenses, Jay can’t read them.
6. Thought the kids were covered in dark bruises but they had only gotten into daddy’s mascara.
5. Both children have diaper rash making them almost as butt-hurt as their father.
4. Jay didn’t like the idea of changing diapers any more than Packer fans like the idea of the Bears changing starting quarterback.
3. Was unable to put the kids to sleep due to lack of available Bears game film.
2. All that breastfeeding was making his nipples sore.
1. Got so sick and tired of the endless crying….the kids kept begging him to stop.