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dec 15th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Arron Hoch the manager of a Verizon store in Fox Crossing who reportedly stole “personal photos” from the phones of women who traded in or had data transferred from old phones at the business. Officers responded to the business for a report of a burglary back in September.

An employee reported missing money and electronics, including cell phones, valued at more than $40,000. An investigation found Hoch had been allegedly stealing from the store for several months and the burglary was staged to cover for his thefts.

This lead to a search of Hoch's residence where police found numerous stolen electronics and storage devices that contained personal photos of women in "various states of clothing, including full nudity."

So,

For being the worst Verizon employee since that "can you hear me" douchebag whored his vinegar and water soaked ass to Sprint.

For apparently going to great lengths to see strangers naked when he could have just become an x-ray guy for the TSA.

And for reportedly doing something so creepy it would make not only Ed Gein's skin crawl...but the skin on Ed's lamps as well.

We are proud to name Arron Hoch the manager of a Verizon store in Fox Crossing who reportedly stole “personal photos” from the phones of women who traded in or had data transferred from old phones at the business as this week’s Rick and Len Show…Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post

dec 1st
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…whomever absconded with the 2 to 3-foot long baby Jesus from St. Patrick’s Church in Menasha on Monday.

So,

For being such an ass, that when they catch the culprit, they should make them take the place of one of the manger donkeys.

For doing the most vile thing a person could do with a nativity scene…not involving one of the sheep.

And for stealing the baby Jesus which makes a person yearn for the days when the most difficult part of completing the St. Patrick’s Church nativity scene was finding three wise men and a virgin in Menasha.

We are proud to name the still unknown baby Jesus napper of Menasha as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:28 am Comment On This Post

nov 17th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Martellus Bennett of the Green Bay Pa…strike that. Martellus Bennett of the new England Patriots. As you probably know, Bennett signed a 3-year contract with the Packer before the season having played for the Patriots last year. Through the first 7 games, Bennett showed a remarkable inability to catch seemingly easy passes.

Then, after Aaron Rodgers was injured, Bennett suddenly claimed he was in too much pain to play the rest of the season due to a previously unmentioned serious shoulder injury. Others claimed he just gave up on his team.

The Packers then released Bennett. He responded by unloading on the Packers, claiming that the team knew about his injured shoulder when they signed him and refused to allow him to have surgery. Bennett called out the Packers’ team doctor, saying that he pressured him to play through his injury, something Packer players to a man say would be uncharacteristic of the doc.

Bennett, who don’t forget, was in too much pain to play the rest of the season, then resigned with the Patriots and wonder of wonder, miracle of miracles was back on the field Monday night where he caught three passes.

So,

For going from being Martellus Bennett to being Mar-didn’t-tell-us Bennett.

For signing with the Patriots, which I guess is better than signing with Greyhound, given his inclination to throw people he works with under the bus.

For at least not claiming he sustained additional injuries when the door hit his ass on the way out.

We are proud to name Martellus Bennett as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:43 am Comment On This Post

nov 10th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…an unnamed 34-year-old Neenah woman who had a circuit court hearing in Washington County last Thursday on charges of possession of a narcotic drug without a prescription and failed to appear. As a result, the judge issued a bench warrant for the defendant and ordered her $400 bond forfeited.

As it turned out, the reason the woman missed her court appearance was she arrived at the courthouse EARLY but then passed out drunk in a darkened jury assembly room. Deputies found the woman asleep in a corner of the room when they did their daily sweep of the courthouse at the end of the work day. A preliminary breath test revealed she had a blood alcohol level of .20.

So,

For allegedly being in possession of a narcotic drug without a prescription which is clearly not a prescription for success in life.

For being punctual, dysfunctional and drunk-ual for her court date.

And for proving that Justice isn't really blind. She just can't see the defendant because the dumbass passed out in a dark room. We are proud to name the Neenah woman who missed her court date in Washington County despite showing up early because she drunkenly passed out as our Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:14 am Comment On This Post

nov 3rd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Amber Schmunk of Fredonia in Ozaukee County. According to police, Schmunk was picking up a molded plastic pool. When the pool would not fit inside her mini-van, Schmunk reportedly put the pool on the top of the vehicle but was unable to strap it down. That’s when Schmunk came up with the genius idea to put her 9-year-old son on top of the mini-van to hold the pool down while she drove.

Schmunk told an officer she thought it was OK because her father allowed her to do similar things when she was young. Schmunk also said she thought it was safe because she used a strap to tie her son down on top of the pool.

So,

For leaving her son strapped to the pool while she herself seems to be strapped for brains.

For just following the example of her father proving that stupidity doesn’t just run in her family…it sprints.

And for not being better at handling a pool…which shouldn’t be surprising since it appears she’s from the shallow end of a gene one.

We are proud to name Amber Schmunk of Fredonia as our Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 9:44 am Comment On This Post

oct 27th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… 38-year-old Jeremy Van Ert of Marshfield who police say decided to buy beer Wednesday at Kwik-Trip but was accidentally locked inside a cooler when the store stopped selling alcohol at midnight. Apparently realizing that it was then too late to buy more beer, Van Ert decided to stay in the cooler and drink it there.

According to police, Van Ert could have easily tapped on the glass cooler door where someone would have certainly heard him and let him out at any time.

Van Ert reportedly remained in the beer cooler for about 6 hours until a customer just happened to see him just before 6am through the glass cooler door. When employees opened the door, Jeremy reportedly left quickly without paying for the beer and malt beverages he had consumed in the cooler.

He also reportedly had fallen over a stack of 30-can beer packs, breaking open three of the cases. Police issued Van Ert a citation for retail theft for not paying for what he drank.

So,

For having a few drinks and chilling...literally.

For spending one night in the cooler which could lead to a judge sentencing him to do another 60 to 90 days in the cooler.

And for actions that could only be more Wisconsin-like if he had done it with a brat in his hand and a cheese curd in his left ventricle.

We are proud to name 38-year-old Jeremy Van Ert of Marshfield as this week's Rick and Len Show....WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:21 am Comment On This Post

oct 20th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Cody G. Schultz, a 33-year-old Waupaca man accused of forging his grandma’s signature on checks and, aided by two friends, draining all the money from the 86-year-old woman’s bank account leaving it empty as a whore's promise.

So,

For reportedly leaving his dear grandmother as broke as Aaron Rodger's right clavicle.

For allegedly forging his grandmother’s checks and stealing all her savings instead of just waiting for her to give him her money in $10 increments every birthday and Christmas.

For reportedly draining an old woman, something Wisconsin's own Ed Gein was particularly known for.

We are proud to name Cody G. Schultz, as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:08 am Comment On This Post

oct 13th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the stripper from The Other Place in Fond du Lac who last week stopped to use the automated teller machine at the Walgreen’s next door to the strip club and left behind her container of pot brownies.

When confronted by police, the woman admitted the brownies were hers.

So,

For possibly being too baked to remember her baked goods.

For apparently paying more attention to her cash than her stash.

For going to the cash machine for some green when there was already plenty of green in her baked goods.

We are proud to name the Fondy stripper who was fond of pot brownies...but not so fond that she didn't leave 'em at the Walgreen's ATM...as this week's Rick and Len Show ...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:27 am Comment On This Post

oct 6th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week… 21-year-old Bailey Puttkemery and his 20-year-old girlfriend Emily Scott both of La Crosse who woke people in surrounding homes while having loud sex in his car early Monday morning.

When an officer arrived, he reportedly heard loud moaning emanating from a gold Pontiac Grand Am. The vehicle’s windows were “partially fogged” and it was “rocking back and forth.” The officer illuminated the car’s interior with his flashlight and confirmed that the couple was “naked and engaging in sexual intercourse."

The officer gave the couple about five minutes to get dressed while he stood with his back to the car but the couple just continued having sex. When the officer again ordered the couple to get dressed, Puttkemery reportedly kept going and yelled at him, “No. I’m trying to f**k!”

Puttkemery finally stepped out of the car, naked and accused the officer of “c-blocking” him and “giving him blue balls.” The officer again ordered Puttkemery to get dressed, to which the young man reportedly replied, “It’s just a penis. Nothing to be afraid of.”

So,

For continuing to have sex with the police officer on the scene which really puts the cop in cop-ulation.

For accusing the officer of “c-blocking” him when if he doesn’t stop being such a jerk, "C-Block" is going to be his new address.

And for not realizing that the officer probably would have let them go with a warning if they hadn’t been so uncooperative. In other words, they might have gotten off if they weren’t so intent of getting off.

We proud to name Bailey Puttkemery and his girlfriend Emily Scott, both of La Crosse as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:22 am Comment On This Post

sep 29th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Chicago Bears linebacker Danny Trevathan who last night intentionally and unnecessarily dropped his head, using his helmet as a missile and smashed into Packer Davante Adams’ facemask after the play was essentially over.

The hit left Davante motionless for several minutes before being carted off the field and transported to a local hospital.

So,

For administering a hit as unnecessary as a trophy case in the headquarters of the Minnesota Vikings.

For delivering a blow as stomach churning as a Chipotle beef, bean and e-coli burrito.

For committing a shot so cheap, the shot actually consulted with Len to find a restaurant it could take its wife to for a free birthday dinner. That's how cheap it was!

We are proud to name Chicago Bears linebacker Danny “I'm not a dirty player so it wasn't a dirty hit” Trevathan as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:31 am Comment On This Post

sep 22nd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…a man who goes by the name Naughty Chimpy who was cited for NOT stealing bananas from a West Milwaukee Wal-Mart this week. Police responded to reports of a man in a diaper and gorilla mask bothering customers and humping their carts inside the Wal-Mart. When asked to leave by management, Naughty Chimpy reportedly grabbed bananas off a display and headed for the exit, eventually running from the store as though he had stolen them.

However, police eventually determined that Naughty Chimpy had paid for the bananas ahead of time and believe his furtive movements and fleeing were designed to fool them into thinking he was stealing the bananas which lead to Naughty Chimpy being cited for obstruction.

However, according to a friend of Naughty Chimpy, he's not bad, rather, "Naughty Chimpy just misunderstood".

So,

For not realizing he should have eaten the bananas and tossed the peels on the ground if he was serious about giving the police the slip.

For putting the folks behind the website "People of Wal-Mart.com" in the position of having to consider changing their name to the "PRIMATES of Wal-Mart.com".

For wearing a diaper...when it would have been a way better story if, like any good "naughty" monkey he'd have been flinging poo at fellow Wal-Mart shoppers.

We are proud to name the gorilla mask and diaper wearing, alleged cart humper and banana theft faker “Naughty Chimpy” as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:25 am Comment On This Post

sep 15th



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week… Damon Laru, the Marshfield man who, while possibly under the influence of alcohol and meth, allegedly broke down the door of his ex-boyfriend’s apartment Saturday before assaulting the ex-boyfriend, setting his bed sheets on fire and trashing the place before reportedly using a steak knife to cut off his own finger tips and then trying to claim his ex-did it.

So,

For seemingly not fully committing and giving his boyfriend the finger but drawing the line and just giving him the tips.

For apparently not realizing you can't use a cigarette lighter to reignite the passion between the sheets.

And for reportedly being drunk and claiming he didn’t start the fire…for which he should have at least been charged with impersonating Billy Joel.

We are proud to name Damon Laru, who reportedly set assaulted his ex-boyfriend, set his bed sheets on fire and then cut off his own finger tips so he could try to claim the ex attacked him as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:45 am Comment On This Post

sep 1st




We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…the sports department at the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel who this week in a story about Packer great Jerry Kramer claimed that during his years with the team, the center was …Ringo Starr.

Later in the week, the paper issued a correction admitting that they confused the affable Beatles drummer with NFL Hall of Famer and 10-time Pro Bowler Jim Ringo.

So,

For mistaking the drummer who beat the skins for the Beatles from 1962 to 1970 with a guy who as a Packer only beat the Skins once, 21-10, during the 1959 season.

For being more confused than a chameleon in a bag of Skittles. …

More confused than a cow on Astroturf.

More confused than a hungry baby in a topless bar.

And for making the kind of mistake that will make legendary Packer coach Guy Lombardo turn over in his grave. We are proud to name the sports department at the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:34 am Comment On This Post

aug 11th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week… Desiree Anderson and Robert Beasley, a married couple from Milwaukee who were busted after video of them having sex on the bleachers near the concession stand at the open-air Coliseum at the Wisconsin State Fair surfaced on line.

The couple appeared to know they were being filmed during their public intercourse. At one point in the video, the man’s is seen waving at the camera.

So,

For not realizing that just because the Wisconsin State Fair has a swine barn doesn’t mean you get to act like a couple of pigs.

For not understanding that just because so many of the foods at the State Fair ARE, doesn’t mean she has to be on a stick as well.

For not knowing that there are so many cheap rides at the state fair you don’t have to bring your own.

And for thinking she had to be just as filled with cream as the Fair's legendary puffs.

We are proud to name Robert Beasley and Desiree Anderson, the Wisconsin State Fair bleacher humpers as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenies of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:15 am Comment On This Post

jul 28th


We are proud to name two Manitowoc men found sleeping near Citizens Park Tuesday morning in a vehicle that police say contained plastic bags filled with large amounts of marijuana. a grinder and a scale, and $170 in rolled-up bills.

One of the occupants of the vehicle, 19-year-old Nicholas Gignac told officers the weed was his. The report added Gignac claimed he was not planning to sell the marijuana, but rather had "found it for an upcoming road trip". (Found it? Did he turn over his pillow and there it was left by the weed fairy?)

Since, Gignac took the blame, his buddy was not charged.

So,

For falling asleep on a public street in a vehicle allegedly filled with bags of marijuana making me think that while they may not know right from wrong they do know their Cheech from Chong.

For claiming he wasn't planning to sell it but had "found it for an upcoming road trip" which seems like an excuse so lame it should come with a crutch.

For making me wonder where they left Grumpy, Happy, Bashful, Sneezy, and Doc since these two guys were clearly Sleepy and Dopey.

We are proud to name Nicholas Gin yack of Manitowoc and his drowsy buddy as this week's Rick and Len Show WEENIES OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:39 am Comment On This Post

jul 21st




We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Travis Tingler, the reportedly drunk and stoned Manitowoc man who was standing naked in the street Friday and allegedly threatening to "gut his neighbors with a knife".

When confronted by police, the naked Tingler insisted he was doing nothing wrong and reportedly resisted arrest leading to his Tasing. Unfortunately, the Taser struck a cigarette lighter that the nude dude had produced from God knows where, causing the lighter to explode and Tingler’s facial and chest hair to catch on fire. Tingler reportedly continued to fight off police and resist arrest even while his chest hair was aflame.

So,

For putting himself in such a position that he’s referred to in stories like these as “the naked Tingler” which would frankly be a better name for a sex toy or a fishing lure.

For being naked but somehow still be carrying a cigarette lighter some place which I can only assume gives a new meaning to the phrase "fire in the hole".

For thinking that standing naked in the street threatening to gut your neighbors with a knife isn’t doing anything wrong which is a level of self-delusion that could get this guy elected President of the United States.

 We are proud to name Travis Tingler, the Manty man who caught fire after getting Tased for resisting arrest when he was naked and threatening to gut his neighbors with knife as this week's Rick and Len Show..WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post

jun 30th


We are proud the name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Robert J. Krueger of Manitowoc. Krueger was found sleeping in his car, parked in the middle of a field behind a fitness center. When police woke Krueger he told them he was just going to the grocery store to get something to drink and didn’t know why he was parked in a field.

However, police suspect it has something to do with all the meth the man reportedly told them he’d smoked over the last 2 months.

So,

For not understanding that he’ll never be outstanding in his field if he spends all his time out passed out in one.

For not realizing that it’s better to park on meth while sleeping off grass than it is to park on grass while sleeping off meth.

For not getting that just because you are passed out behind a car in a FITness center, it doesn’t make you a FIT driver.

We are proud to name Robert J. Krueger of Manitowoc as this week’s Rick and Len…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:53 pm Comment On This Post

jun 23rd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Green Bay Packer Letroy Guion who was arrested Wednesday in Hawaii and charged with driving under the influence. This is Guion’s THIRD exhibition of questionable behavior since becoming a Packer.

In 2015 officers stopped him after he was spotted swerving across the center line and found a gun, $190,000 in cash and three-quarters of a pound of weed in his vehicle.

In 2016, he was found to have violated the league's policy on performance enhancing substances. And it should be noted, Guion also had three arrests before signing with the Packers

So,

For proving that if he were as good at running down ball carriers as he is at running afoul of the law he’d be a Pro Bowler.

For having the number 98…which is apparently the number of chances he thinks the NFL is going to give him.

And for being in handcuffs so often, he’s been offered the lead in the next 50 Shades of Grey movie.

We are proud to once again name Green Bay Packer Letroy Guion, this time for driving under the influence, as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK.    
posted by: Rick and Len at 9:56 am Comment On This Post

jun 16th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…. Anthony D. Guerrero, a 32-year-old Fond du Lac man who has been charged with making a “terrorist threat” that closed down the city’s only Applebee's for an evening.

According to Fond du Lac police, Applebee's corporate offices in Waukesha contacted them after receiving a letter from an alleged Applebee’s employee who threatened to shoot another person at the Fondy restaurant. The two-page letter contained numerous expletives, and indicated the writer planned to: "gun down the next f’n idiot that crosses the line with me."

After comparing handwriting samples, police cleared the employee whose name was signed to the threat and turned their attention to Guerrero who had had a recent dispute with the that employee. When questioned by detectives, Guerrero admitted to writing the letter, pretending to be the other employee, because he apparently wanted to get the other employee fired or in trouble and because he himself was "having a really crappy day."

So,

For apparently being just as brainless as the Applebee’s wings are boneless.

For reportedly having a mental meltdown that would put Applebee's Triple Chocolate Meltdown to shame.

And for not realizing that if you have a problem with a co-worker you don't try to frame them for making threats...you just give them a good ribbing...or in the case of an Applebee's employee...a good riblet-ing.

We are proud to name Anthony D. Guerrero, the Fond du Lac man who confessed to writing a threatening note to Applebee’s, signing a co-worker’s name in an effort to get the co-worker in trouble, as this week’s Rick’s and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:23 am Comment On This Post

jun 9th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Preston Bierhals, an 18-year-old man who early Sunday morning, while driving home from a graduation party, crashed his car into a light pole in Ashwaubenon, earning his first DUI.

Beirhals already had a suspended license, failed field sobriety tests and blew a .157 on the breathalyzer. The .157 was .036 higher than when he got his second DUI…2 ½ hours later when an officer who was working a traffic detail for a triathlon saw him driving around and recognized him from his arrest earlier in the morning.

So,

For proving that the old adage “if you don’t succeed at first try, try again” doesn’t apply to trying to drive home drunk.

For apparently not realizing the even in Wisconsin, driving while impaired with a suspended license is not one of the three events in a triathlon.

And for getting his second DUI without crashing his car…which, around these parts, is considered learning from your mistake.

We are proud to name Preston Bierhals, the 18-year-old man who Sunday, in just 2 1/2 hours, got his first and second DUIs...as this week's Rick and Len Show WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:33 am Comment On This Post