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may 20th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…51-year-old Timothy Saling of Farmington Hills, Michigan who, Monday, was arrested at the American Club in Kohler. Police responded to a medical call at the American Club and made contact with a man, later identified as Saling, lying on the ground outside and screaming.

The officer smelled a strong odor of intoxicants on Saling's breath. When asked if had any injuries, Saling responded by barking and growling like a dog. When paramedics arrived on scene and offered to help Saling back to his room, as he could not walk on his own, he punched one of them several times in the ear and head. At that point, Saling, who was found to have a blood-alcohol level of .253, reportedly began growling and barking like a dog once again.

So,

For actions that have landed him in the doghouse, where, I’m assuming he’s going to feel right at home.

For behavior that makes you hope the Betty Ford Center has a kennel.

And for barking and growling at police…which, I’m guessing, they at least find preferable to him sniffing their crotches.

We are proud to name alleged drunken, barking, growling, head puncher Timothy Saling as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:49 am Comment On This Post

may 13th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week… Cody Fyffe, Julian Cedron, Brema H. Brema all from Milwaukee and Lillian Fong from Lake Geneva, two of whom were sentenced this week with crimes relating to their alleged January break-in of the abandoned Sheboygan County Comprehensive Health Center where they were hunting for ghosts.

The four reportedly read on-line that the former asylum was haunted and reportedly decided to break in a see for themselves. The amateur ghost hunters allegedly spent about an hour in the empty building before being discovered by the caretaker.

So,

For breaking INTO an asylum when you’d assume people seemingly this crazy might be more inclined to be breaking OUT of an asylum.

For not knowing that you don’t break into an old asylum that’s overseen by a mysterious caretaker looking for ghosts unless you have a psychedelic colored van and are accompanied by talking Great Dane and his stoner sidekick.

For not realizing that you don't break into an asylum in Sheboygan County to look for ghosts. You break into an asylum in Sheboygan County....to get away from all the crazy people.

We are proud to name....



Julian Cedron



Cody Fyffe



Brema H. Brema


and Lilian Fong...

...who got caught after they allegedly broke into the old Sheboygan Asylum to look for ghosts as this week's Rick and Len....WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:39 am Comment On This Post

may 6th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…68-year-old Richard Zeier of New Richmond who is accused of drinking a child’s urine, apparently as a means of achieving some type of sexual gratification. According to police, Zeier, who calls himself “a receptacle”, had a boy, under the age of 10, urinate directly into his mouth three separate times. Zeire reportedly told investigators that “over the years I've gotten a taste for it". Officers say they also found several bottles near his refrigerator containing an amber-colored liquid. Zeire confirmed that the bottles were filled with “pee”.

(He apparently likes it both in bottles and on tap!)

So, For not realizing that human urine is not meant to be drunk…it’s meant to be sprayed on the streets of Fond du Lac when you are drunk.

For apparently misunderstanding a show on the Food Network that claimed, "leeks are delicious".

And for proving the hard way that there actually is something that can leave a worse taste in your mouth than this year’s presidential election.

We are proud to name Richard Zeier of New Richmond, as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:26 am Comment On This Post

apr 29th


We are proud to as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week... Jeremy Loveland of St. Francis. Loveland called 911 for assistance Tuesday after he was bitten by a poisonous water moccasin in his suburban Milwaukee home. When police arrived, they found, in addition to the deadly water moccasin, another snake, a monitor lizard and two four-foot alligators all living in the man's home. All the reptiles were seized.

Five years ago this month, Loveland also called 911 for assistance after he was bitten in his home by a deadly Gaboon Viper. At that time, authorities found and removed 36 reptiles from his home, including eight western diamond back rattlesnakes, a temple viper, two crocodiles and 3 cobras.

So,

For learning so well from his previous mistake...he was able to repeat it almost exactly.

For housing so many foul, disgusting creatures his home could have been mistaken for the halls of congress.

For having large reptiles seized from his home so many times, the phrases "see you later, alligator" and "in a while crocodile" bring a tear to his eye.

We are proud to name Jeremy Loveland of St. Francis as this week’s Rick and Len Show…Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:23 am Comment On This Post

apr 22nd



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… 52-year-old Alan Burby of Sheboygan who was arrested after allegedly taking a moped while intoxicated and crashing it into several parked cars. Burby then knocked on the door of a nearby home and asked the occupant to see "Jesus" but then reportedly became agitated when the woman told him Jesus was not home. Burby was arrested and charged with his fifth DUI.

So, For stealing and crashing a moped; an act that couldn't be LESS bad ass if he'd done it while wearing a Kenny G t-shirt and sipping a strawberry Frappuccino.

For damaging more cars with a moped than Gravedigger at the Monster Truck XL.

And for looking for Jesus in Sheboygan. Yeah, Sheboygan. I know, some people will tell you Jesus is everywhere…but come on, he’s got to have some standards.

We are proud to name Alan D. Burby of Sheboygan as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:23 am Comment On This Post

apr 15th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the Milwaukee Brewer fan who made headlines by licking someone else's vomit off the stands at Miller Park last weekend in exchange for $100.

So,

For doing the most gut-wrenching thing a person could possibly do at Miller Park, shy of watching the Brewers lose another game to the frickin’ Cardinals.

For making Brewer fans the most nauseated they’ve been since the 2013 revelation about Ryan Braun’s steroid use.

And for giving a black eye to Brewer fans, the likes of which has not been seen since the time Front Row Amy went running without a bra.

We are proud to name the Brewer fan who…oh, don’t make me say what he did again…as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:16 am Comment On This Post

apr 8th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Cameron Drake, the Green Bay School District facilities worker who is accused of stealing students' medication from eight elementary schools. According to Green Bay police, Drake allegedly stole an unknown amount of Adderall and possibly other medications that were being stored for students for whom they had been prescribed.

So,
For driving home the point that the old saying “as easy as taking candy from a baby” needs to be updated to “as easy as taking prescription amphetamines from a 2nd grader”.

For making the extra effort to teach elementary school children a valuable lesson about drugs. However, choosing the lesson to be “Always keep an eye on your stash”.

And for cowardly stealing drugs from Green Bay Elementary School Children…knowing full well, Green Bay middle school students would have cut him for trying that.

We are proud to name Cameron Drake the Green Bay School District facilities worker who allegedly stole students medication as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:28 am Comment On This Post

mar 25th



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the 18-year-old Neenah man who was running naked in the northbound lanes of Highway 441 near County Highway CE in the Fox Cities at about 6:45 Sunday morning. The man reportedly punched a woman who stopped to call 911 and tried to drag her from her car before police arrived.

So,

For being three days late for showing off his shillelagh and blarney stones.

For apparently thinking CE stands for “Chubby Exhibition”.

And for not realizing that the freeway is no place to free ball.

We are proud to name the 18 year old Neenah man who was naked on Highway 441 near Highway CE as this week's Rick and Len Show, teeny-tiny, itsy-bitsy cold and shriveled... Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:48 am Comment On This Post

mar 18th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…whomever left a large purple dildo in the middle of Oneida Street between 9th and Mason in Green Bay. The item, I am told, is a model called “Mr. Dependable” that sells for $34.99 and is seven girthy inches in length.

So,

For apparently just tossing it in the street without even bothering to check on the nearest location of a Brown County Dildo Recycling center.

For leaving it on the road instead of sticking it in a box where it belongs.

For improperly disposing of something with a purple helmet that’s extremely embarrassing …and it’s not a picture of Brett Favre from his last two seasons.

We are proud to name the devious unidentified Dildo Dumper of Green Bay as our Rick and Len Show....WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:54 am Comment On This Post

mar 14th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…whomever put complaints about us in the suggestion box at a local yacht manufacturers that lead to us being banned in their work place. If you missed us talking about this earlier in the week, the person’s complaint resulted in the yacht manufacturer printing this in their newsletter; “Notice: The radio station, WAPL will no longer be played in the morning between 6 and 10am when Rick and Len are on due to offensive and inappropriate commentary”.

So,

For jamming that complaint box like he's Charlie Sheen and it's a $10 hooker.

For actions that have resulted in his co-workers now being forced to endure country, Murphy or something else that's harder to listen to than Bernie Sanders rapping Kanye songs.

And for complaining about us instead of doing what most guys who hate us do…continue listening because the sound of our voices is the only thing that makes them hard. (You know, maybe he has a point!)

We are proud to name the guy who complained about his to his boss getting us banned from his workplace as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:36 am Comment On This Post

mar 4th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week... Dylan VanCamp, the 22-year-old Merrill man accused to water boarding his girlfriend in an effort to get her to confess to cheating on him. According to the police report, VanCamp became jealous when he discovered his girlfriend, who he had been dating for about a month, was using social media to speak with a guy she had known for quite some time, and decided to use waterboarding as a means to find out if there was anything more going on.

So,

For not realizing that while the final judgment may not be in as to what kind of Vice President Dick Cheney was, nobody ever suggested he was a great relationship counselor.

For not understanding that it might have been more appropriate to use the old Chinese water torture since VanCamp himself appears to be a real drip. 

For apparently misunderstanding when someone told him it's not unusual to get a little board with every relationship.

We are proud to name Dylan VanCamp of Merrill, who stands accused of waterboarding his girlfriend to find out if she was cheating on him as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:15 pm Comment On This Post

mar 4th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week... Dylan VanCamp, the 22-year-old Merrill man accused to water boarding his girlfriend in an effort to get her to confess to cheating on him. According to the police report, VanCamp became jealous when he discovered his girlfriend, who he had been dating for about a month, was using social media to speak with a guy she had known for quite some time, and decided to use waterboarding as a means to find out if there was anything more going on.

So,

For not realizing that while the final judgment may not be in as to what kind of Vice President Dick Cheney was, nobody ever suggested he was a great relationship counselor.

For not understanding that it might have been more appropriate to use the old Chinese water torture since VanCamp himself appears to be a real drip. 

For apparently misunderstanding when someone told him it's not unusual to get a little board with every relationship.

We are proud to name Dylan VanCamp of Merrill, who stands accused of waterboarding his girlfriend to find out if she was cheating on him as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:15 pm Comment On This Post

jan 22nd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…29-year-old Sara Windom of Baraboo who after being questioned by police at a gas station early Saturday drove off in the deputy's squad car. The deputy and a trooper were dealing with Windom and a man, both reportedly intoxicated, inside the BP gas station at about 4:20am. Windom then left the station, and when the deputy looked outside, he noticed his patrol vehicle was gone. A witness told the deputy that Windom got into the squad car and headed east on Interstate 90-94. The deputy and trooper pursued the stolen squad car in the trooper's vehicle eventually pulling Windom over and arresting her for her third alleged drunken driving offense and operating without the owner's consent.

So,

For finally making it clear that the reason the Circus World Museum is located in Baraboo is that the city is apparently populated with clowns.

For reportedly doing the worst thing you can do to a cop shy of burning down his favorite donut shop.

And for apparently having more balls than the pit at a McDonald’s Play Land.

We are proud to name Sara Windom of Baraboo who earned her third DUI after stealing a deputy's squad car while allegedly drunk as this week's Rick's and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:27 am Comment On This Post

jan 15th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…. 58-year-old Steven Grimm, who was responsible for a lockdown of Manitowoc Lincoln High School yesterday morning. According to police, after a long night of drinking and drugging, Grimm allegedly began to think he was a knight and thought the school was a castle. After entering the school, Grimm reportedly became combative with members of the custodial staff who attempted to stop him from climbing to the top of the castle’s, I mean, the top of the school’s tower. Grimm told officers that being a knight in a castle, he just wanted to get to the highest part of the structure. Students and staff waited in the auditorium and cafeteria until about 8 a.m. at which time the school was deemed safe and classes resumed as usual.

So, 

For committing an act that could get him locked up in jail…or more appropriately…a dungeon.

For thinking he was a knight yesterday morning which would gone well with my ass because it was a dragon.

For claiming to be a knight, which might be true since his behavior makes him seem like he could be Sir…Tifiable.

We are proud to name Steven Grimm of Manitowoc as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:14 am Comment On This Post

jan 8th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Andrew Beltran, the 21-year-old Sheboygan man who was sentenced to 2 1/2 years in prison for leading police on a high speed chase that included blowing through several stop signs and traveling at speeds estimated by the officer to be 100 miles per hour or more…all with a seven week old baby in the minivan. Police eventually ended the chase for safety reasons as Beltran reportedly sped through a residential neighborhood. However, authorities connected Beltran to the crime after he began bragging to his friends about outrunning the police and posting details about the chase on social media.

So,

For outrunning police but being unable to outrun his own running mouth.

For putting a child in the most danger you can put them in since they locked up Jared.

For taking the baby on the ride of its life…then again, the baby is only seven weeks old…a half block trip to the Department of Motor Vehicles in a rusty stroller would have been the ride of its life.

We are proud to Andrew Beltran,  the 21-year-old Sheboygan man who was sentenced to prison for leading police on a high speed chase with a seven month baby in the car and then got busted for bragging about it on social media as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:35 am Comment On This Post

dec 24th 2015



We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week... 22-year-old Megan M. Meyer of Plymouth who was charged with imitation of a controlled substance for allegedly trying to sell crushed dog food...passed off as heroin. Meyer reportedly said she sold the dog food heroin to a woman who stole a car seat from her and just wanted to get back at that person.

So,

For not realizing that when you cook up a spoonful of dog food, it not only doesn't get you high, it smells like a poor, old person's kitchen.

For not understanding that heroin and dog food don't go together... unless you're Keith Richards' schnauzer.

For not realizing that just because one is sometimes called "horse" and the other is sometimes made from horse, they're not the same thing.

We are proud to name Megan M. Meyer of Plymouth as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week.
posted by: Rick and Len at 9:01 am Comment On This Post

dec 18th 2015


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of Week... 57-year-old Phillip K. Buck of Adell in Sheboygan County who is facing charges this week after allegedly going into a drunken rage and threatening to cut off his girlfriend’s head and place it on a stick in front of his mother’s house. This is not Buck’s first brush with the law. He served prison time in the late ‘90s for hosting a series of “bizarre vampire parties” with minors that led to sex, ritualistic self-mutilation and drinking of blood, in what the judge in that case described as a “bizarre funhouse.” Buck was also sentenced to jail in 2007 for threatening to kill his mother because she had her cats fixed.


So,

For being even more twisted than Larry’s McCarren’s pinky finger.

For reportedly threatening to put a human head on a stick in someone’s yard…or as it’s known in Plainfield, Wisconsin…landscaping.                                         

For being the most repellent creep in the world with the last name Buck…who doesn’t work with Troy Aikman.

We are proud to name Phillip Buck as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:12 am Comment On This Post

nov 6th 2015



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK…Brian Blair of Racine who is accused of beating his own daughter with a clothes hanger. Why? Well, because she failed to collect enough candy while trick-or-treating on Halloween.

So,

For proving that when it comes to being the worst father, he, unlike his daughter, can’t be beat.

For allegedly committing an act for which a razor blade in an apple actually seems like a fitting punishment.

For reporting doing something for which I hope he gets locked up a long time where he has to be a violent cellmates “Bit O’ Honey”.

We are proud to name Brian Blair of Racine as this week's Rick and Len Show WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:40 am Comment On This Post

oct 16th 2015

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the week…26-year old Jessica Pedretti of Jefferson who was arrested Saturday after she reportedly left her 3-year-old daughter in the car for an hour while she gambled at the Ho-Chunk casino in Madison. A casino patron contacted authorities after noticing the child "bawling her eyes out" in the parking lot.

So,

For hitting the bad decision jackpot.

For “crapping out” when it comes to being a parent.

For wasting her money on slots and table games when she was already gambling for free…with her child’s life.

We are proud to name Jessica Pedretti, the mother who allegedly left her 3-year-old in the car while she gambled at the Ho-Chunk Casino in Madison as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:23 am Comment On This Post

oct 2nd 2015


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…The Wisconsin DOT who have delayed completion of the U.S. 10/State 441 construction project by two years and the members of the Wisconsin legislature who caused the situation with its poor handling of the state budget.

So,

For pissing off more Wisconsin drivers than a car with Illinois plates.

For being responsible for more blockages than the concessions at Little Chute Cheese Fest.

And for making driving an already dangerous stretch of highway more risky than unprotected sex with a Kardashian.

We are proud to name the Wisconsin DOT together with the governor and the state legislature as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIES OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:51 am Comment On This Post