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aug 18th


We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week... 34-year-old Sergio Rios of Waukegan, Illinois who, Tuesday, about noon was reportedly driving recklessly in the parking lot of a new construction for Lang’s Landscaping in the Town of Black Creek. Construction workers made contact with the Rios who then reportedly threatened them with a knife.

Rios then fled in his vehicle, stopping at Ron's Service Station where he began throwing around water and punching the gas pumps with his fists before threatening an employee with presumably the same knife. He then returned to his vehicle and fled at speeds exceeding 100 miles an hour. Rios refused to stop for Seymour police and eventually drove onto a grassy area in front of Seymour High School nearly striking a Seymour police officer.

At the time, the High School was conducting school registration and registering students on the grounds were placed on temporary lockdown. A Seymour police officer eventually made the decision to stop Rios by striking his vehicle with his squad.

An officer on the scanner was heard describing Rios’ actions as “delirious mayhem”.

So,

For causing so much trouble in Seymour that local residents are begging to see less.

For actions that left some Seymour students stranded in the High School longer than they should…a problem usually only caused by a failure to grasp common core math.

And for having the whitest teeth his future cellmate will ever come across. Seriously, his teeth are whiter than Steve Bannon’s social circle.

We are proud to name Sergio “Delirious Mayhem” Rios as this Week’s Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:01 am Comment On This Post

aug 11th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week… Desiree Anderson and Robert Beasley, a married couple from Milwaukee who were busted after video of them having sex on the bleachers near the concession stand at the open-air Coliseum at the Wisconsin State Fair surfaced on line.

The couple appeared to know they were being filmed during their public intercourse. At one point in the video, the man’s is seen waving at the camera.

So,

For not realizing that just because the Wisconsin State Fair has a swine barn doesn’t mean you get to act like a couple of pigs.

For not understanding that just because so many of the foods at the State Fair ARE, doesn’t mean she has to be on a stick as well.

For not knowing that there are so many cheap rides at the state fair you don’t have to bring your own.

And for thinking she had to be just as filled with cream as the Fair's legendary puffs.

We are proud to name Robert Beasley and Desiree Anderson, the Wisconsin State Fair bleacher humpers as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenies of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:15 am Comment On This Post

jul 28th


We are proud to name two Manitowoc men found sleeping near Citizens Park Tuesday morning in a vehicle that police say contained plastic bags filled with large amounts of marijuana. a grinder and a scale, and $170 in rolled-up bills.

One of the occupants of the vehicle, 19-year-old Nicholas Gignac told officers the weed was his. The report added Gignac claimed he was not planning to sell the marijuana, but rather had "found it for an upcoming road trip". (Found it? Did he turn over his pillow and there it was left by the weed fairy?)

Since, Gignac took the blame, his buddy was not charged.

So,

For falling asleep on a public street in a vehicle allegedly filled with bags of marijuana making me think that while they may not know right from wrong they do know their Cheech from Chong.

For claiming he wasn't planning to sell it but had "found it for an upcoming road trip" which seems like an excuse so lame it should come with a crutch.

For making me wonder where they left Grumpy, Happy, Bashful, Sneezy, and Doc since these two guys were clearly Sleepy and Dopey.

We are proud to name Nicholas Gin yack of Manitowoc and his drowsy buddy as this week's Rick and Len Show WEENIES OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:39 am Comment On This Post

jul 21st




We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Travis Tingler, the reportedly drunk and stoned Manitowoc man who was standing naked in the street Friday and allegedly threatening to "gut his neighbors with a knife".

When confronted by police, the naked Tingler insisted he was doing nothing wrong and reportedly resisted arrest leading to his Tasing. Unfortunately, the Taser struck a cigarette lighter that the nude dude had produced from God knows where, causing the lighter to explode and Tingler’s facial and chest hair to catch on fire. Tingler reportedly continued to fight off police and resist arrest even while his chest hair was aflame.

So,

For putting himself in such a position that he’s referred to in stories like these as “the naked Tingler” which would frankly be a better name for a sex toy or a fishing lure.

For being naked but somehow still be carrying a cigarette lighter some place which I can only assume gives a new meaning to the phrase "fire in the hole".

For thinking that standing naked in the street threatening to gut your neighbors with a knife isn’t doing anything wrong which is a level of self-delusion that could get this guy elected President of the United States.

 We are proud to name Travis Tingler, the Manty man who caught fire after getting Tased for resisting arrest when he was naked and threatening to gut his neighbors with knife as this week's Rick and Len Show..WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:45 am Comment On This Post

jun 30th


We are proud the name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Robert J. Krueger of Manitowoc. Krueger was found sleeping in his car, parked in the middle of a field behind a fitness center. When police woke Krueger he told them he was just going to the grocery store to get something to drink and didn’t know why he was parked in a field.

However, police suspect it has something to do with all the meth the man reportedly told them he’d smoked over the last 2 months.

So,

For not understanding that he’ll never be outstanding in his field if he spends all his time out passed out in one.

For not realizing that it’s better to park on meth while sleeping off grass than it is to park on grass while sleeping off meth.

For not getting that just because you are passed out behind a car in a FITness center, it doesn’t make you a FIT driver.

We are proud to name Robert J. Krueger of Manitowoc as this week’s Rick and Len…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:53 pm Comment On This Post

jun 23rd


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Green Bay Packer Letroy Guion who was arrested Wednesday in Hawaii and charged with driving under the influence. This is Guion’s THIRD exhibition of questionable behavior since becoming a Packer.

In 2015 officers stopped him after he was spotted swerving across the center line and found a gun, $190,000 in cash and three-quarters of a pound of weed in his vehicle.

In 2016, he was found to have violated the league's policy on performance enhancing substances. And it should be noted, Guion also had three arrests before signing with the Packers

So,

For proving that if he were as good at running down ball carriers as he is at running afoul of the law he’d be a Pro Bowler.

For having the number 98…which is apparently the number of chances he thinks the NFL is going to give him.

And for being in handcuffs so often, he’s been offered the lead in the next 50 Shades of Grey movie.

We are proud to once again name Green Bay Packer Letroy Guion, this time for driving under the influence, as this week’s Rick and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK.    
posted by: Rick and Len at 9:56 am Comment On This Post

jun 16th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…. Anthony D. Guerrero, a 32-year-old Fond du Lac man who has been charged with making a “terrorist threat” that closed down the city’s only Applebee's for an evening.

According to Fond du Lac police, Applebee's corporate offices in Waukesha contacted them after receiving a letter from an alleged Applebee’s employee who threatened to shoot another person at the Fondy restaurant. The two-page letter contained numerous expletives, and indicated the writer planned to: "gun down the next f’n idiot that crosses the line with me."

After comparing handwriting samples, police cleared the employee whose name was signed to the threat and turned their attention to Guerrero who had had a recent dispute with the that employee. When questioned by detectives, Guerrero admitted to writing the letter, pretending to be the other employee, because he apparently wanted to get the other employee fired or in trouble and because he himself was "having a really crappy day."

So,

For apparently being just as brainless as the Applebee’s wings are boneless.

For reportedly having a mental meltdown that would put Applebee's Triple Chocolate Meltdown to shame.

And for not realizing that if you have a problem with a co-worker you don't try to frame them for making threats...you just give them a good ribbing...or in the case of an Applebee's employee...a good riblet-ing.

We are proud to name Anthony D. Guerrero, the Fond du Lac man who confessed to writing a threatening note to Applebee’s, signing a co-worker’s name in an effort to get the co-worker in trouble, as this week’s Rick’s and Len Show….WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:23 am Comment On This Post

jun 9th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Preston Bierhals, an 18-year-old man who early Sunday morning, while driving home from a graduation party, crashed his car into a light pole in Ashwaubenon, earning his first DUI.

Beirhals already had a suspended license, failed field sobriety tests and blew a .157 on the breathalyzer. The .157 was .036 higher than when he got his second DUI…2 ½ hours later when an officer who was working a traffic detail for a triathlon saw him driving around and recognized him from his arrest earlier in the morning.

So,

For proving that the old adage “if you don’t succeed at first try, try again” doesn’t apply to trying to drive home drunk.

For apparently not realizing the even in Wisconsin, driving while impaired with a suspended license is not one of the three events in a triathlon.

And for getting his second DUI without crashing his car…which, around these parts, is considered learning from your mistake.

We are proud to name Preston Bierhals, the 18-year-old man who Sunday, in just 2 1/2 hours, got his first and second DUIs...as this week's Rick and Len Show WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:33 am Comment On This Post

jun 2nd




We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenies of the Week…whomever is shooting up Menasha. Twice in the last week someone or, more than likely some ones, have done drive-by shootings in Menasha.

In the first case, someone fired seven shots into a home early Tuesday morning, injuring one person. In the second case, someone fired a number of shots at a couple empty vehicles early Thursday morning. Police say the shell casings from the two incidents do NOT appear to match.

And Menasha being the trendsetter it is, the next thing you know, somebody will start shooting up Oshkosh. Wait. What? Are you kidding me? Early this morning someone fired a bullet into a home and vehicle on Sunnyview Road in Oshkosh. Will people JUST STOP SHOOTING THINGS AROUND HERE!

So,

For leaving Menasha riddled with more nasty, gaping holes than have been seen by the staff gynecologist on The View.

For leaving behind more shells than were found when they cleaned all that sand out of Jay Cutler’s va-jayjay.

And for not understanding that if you're going to fire a gun in Menasha...you fire it at Neenah! (JK)

We are proud to name whomever has been shooting up Menasha (and now Oshkosh) with senseless drive-by shootings (this isn't south Chicago for cripes sake!) as this week's Rick and Len Show....WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 9:59 am Comment On This Post

may 26th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Green Bay Packer safety Jermaine Whitehead who this past week was cited for driving 110 miles per hour with three team mates in the vehicle at 3:39am on I-43 in the Town of Holland in Sheboygan County.

Whitehead told the officer who stopped him that he was going 110mph because he needed to be at Lambeau Field by 8am. By my calculations, he was 83 miles from Lambeau, meaning that at 110 mph, he would have been there in 45 minutes. So, even if practice started at 4:30am, he would have been there on time. In fact, with 3 hours and 21 minutes to go before practice, he could have slowed to 24 miles an hour and still made it there by 8am.

So,

For coming up with an excuse so lame it's probably going to spend most the season on the DL.

For having only appeared as a Packer on special teams but coming up with an excuse that makes it sound like he belongs on the special bus.

And for not understanding that when the Packers said they needed more speed at safety they didn’t mean in a 2014 Chevy Silverado.

We are proud to name Packer safety Jermaine “Mr. Punctual” Whitehead as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:16 am Comment On This Post

may 15th


May 10th City of Appleton
Police responded to a Marquette Street address where a man was reportedly rolling around on the lawn and smacking himself.

May 9th City of Green Bay
A Manitowoc Road resident called police to report that their neighbor came into their home and told them to stop arguing.

May 13th City of DePere
Police responded to Voyager Park after receiving a report of a man yelling at a pole.

May 9th City of New London
A caller told police that she was trying to sell a piece of property and every time a potential buyer comes to see the property, her neighbor comes out and yells at the buyers that they shouldn’t buy the property and tells them that it's on a landfill.

April 25th City of Neenah
A caller on South Commercial Street reported stopping at a gas station and when she went to go in, the door was locked. The open sign indicated the store was open, and she saw a male sitting behind the counter. The male didn't look at her when she attempted to open the door. Police made contact with the employee, who told them he locks the door when he goes to the bathroom and forgot to unlock it when he was done going to the toilet.

May 11th City of Shawano
Police received a report of a woman standing at the end of the road on Estates Lane and shaking her keys at the woods. The caller told police they believe it was the same woman who was shaking her keys at the woods the previous day as well.

May 3rd City of Franklin
A 47-year-old woman was taken into custody for repeatedly banging on her neighbor’s door and ringing the doorbell at about 3:20am. According to police, the woman just wanted her neighbor to give her a cigarette.

May 6th City of Baraboo
Officers responded to a report of a group of children digging what was described as "a very large hole" in volleyball court sand.

May 9th Village of Pewaukee
A man called police to report that he had been using the bathroom at Kwik Trip and he thought a man next to him was using his cell phone camera to take a picture of the caller's penis. The caller gave police the suspect's license plate. When officers contacted the man, he said he hadn't taken any pictures and proved it by allowing officers to examine the photos on his phone.

May 2nd Village of Brown Deer
A 15-year-old girl was cited for disorderly conduct after she “stabbed” another female student with a pencil at the middle school. The girl was reportedly angry because the other girl “kicked a friend’s chair.”

May 10th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported a man standing in the road, pounding on his chest and yelling. The man threw off his shirt and walked down the middle of the street. Confronted police, the man put his shirt back on and told officers he would behave himself. Moments later, the man took his shirt off again and began walking back down the middle of the road. Police arrested the man.

May 4th Village of Germantown
A resident reported that while he was at his dental appointment someone entered his Toyota tundra and absconded with $.75 in change.

March 20th Village of Jackson
A caller reported that a man holding a crowbar was yelling and shouting outside the hardware store. Officers located the 51-year-old man and found that the “crowbar” was actually a guitar stand. The man explained that he needed to buy clamps to repair it, and was yelling and shouting because the hardware store had closed early.

May 14th City of Baraboo
A driver told police he narrowly avoided hitting a pig that jumped out of a truck and almost landed on his vehicle.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:00 am Comment On This Post

may 12th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Carrie Bernard, the 37-year-old Milwaukee woman who was arrested this past week on suspicion of her 3rd DUI. According to a sheriff’s deputy, when she pulled her over, Bernard had her 8-year-old son on her lap, making him steer the car because she was allegedly too drunk to do so herself.

As the deputy approached the car, the 8-year-old boy reportedly began to cry and said, "I don't want to go to jail, Mommy." Bernard responded by slurring, "You're not going to jail. Just remember her face”, referencing the deputy. “She's the one that did this to us”.

When the deputy asked Bernard to step out of the vehicle, she reportedly refused -- rolling up her window and locking the doors.

So,

For being such a horrible mother, she probably breast fed the kid through a straw.

For exhibiting such bad parenting, putting the kid is foster care at Casey Anthony’s might be an improvement.

And for making the kid sit on her lap and drive while she’s drunk which is the most inappropriate thing a mother can do with that area of her body shy of using it to feed peanut butter to her kid’s dog.

We are proud to name Carrie Bernard, the Milwaukee mom busted for having his 8-year-old kid steer her car because she was allegedly too drunk to drive as this week's Rick and Len Show....WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:20 am Comment On This Post

may 5th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Sterling Rachwal who this week was arrested this time in Brown County for again molesting horses.

It’s Rachwal’s umpteenth arrest for horse humping in the last 24 years.

So,

For apparently,  when someone told him if he was horny, thinking he should go to a whore’s house that they said he should go to a HORSE house.

For sowing his wild oats with something that actually eats wild oats.

And for not realizing that since he’s sexually attracted to horses, he should just done what Teressa Heinz did and married John Kerry.

We are proud once again name Sterling Rachwal as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:09 am Comment On This Post

apr 28th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…the Chicago Bears who Thursday night at the NFL Draft traded away 4 picks to move up ONE spot in the draft. ONE spot. ONE! All so they could pick quarterback Mitch Trubisky.

This despite the fact that it was considered pretty unlikely that the 49er’s, with whom they switched places, were even interested in the UNC QB. What's more, this comes just 6 weeks after the Bears signed some other stooge to a $45 million dollar contract to be their starting QB.

Some Bears fans are saying this won’t look so stupid if Trubisky turns out to become an elite quarterback. Doesn’t matter. He could be the second coming of Dan Marino wrapped in beer and bacon, The Bears still GAVE UP 3 draft picks they likely DIDN'T NEED TO GIVE UP to get him.

So,

For making a move so ridiculous, it probably even put a smile on Jay Cutler’s resting bitch face.

For being responsible for a 1st round draft shocker almost as surprising as learning ESPN still has any people left to cover it.*

And for squandering three picks and demonstrating the only way they could have looked like bigger idiots is if they had used that 2nd overall to choose Aaron Hernandez.

We are proud to name the Chicago Bears as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIES OF THE WEEK.

(*Addendum: Speaking of the ESPN firings…they laid off about a 10th of their staff this week. What I find amazing about that is that 100 of the most talented people in sports broadcasting now have no jobs while and over at FOX, Joe Buck still has 3!)
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:26 am Comment On This Post

apr 21st

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…the man who attacked an Appleton Yellow Cab outside the city’s transit center early Sunday evening. The man, who has still not been identified, reportedly came running up the street before launching himself at the taxi smashing the windshield, caving in the hood and denting the roof.

By the time the man finished flailing around and punching the vehicle he also reportedly tore off the cab’s antenna and its driver side mirror. Police speculated the man was “on something”.

Damn right, he was on something. He was ON the hood of the taxi. So,

For being responsible for downtown Appleton’s biggest smash since The Lion King was at the Performing Art Center.

For leaving the taxi’s windshield with more cracks than a national plumber’s convention.

And for not realizing that if he just wanted to attack something that was yellow, he should have gone after the urine soaked streets of Fond du Lac.

We are proud to name as the guy who attacked an Appleton Yellow Cab Sunday night as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:15 am Comment On This Post

apr 14th


We are proud to name as this Week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the manager of Wal-Mart in Waukesha who reportedly fired an 88-year-old man (pictured above) who had worked there as a greeter for eight years because he didn’t notify management fast enough that a turkey had walked into the store. The victim says he was only told to greet people. He was never given instructions on what to do if a turkey walked into the store.

So,

For firing an 88-year-old man over something ridiculous which makes me think they’re just trying to get some of that sweet, sweet free publicity United Airlines got this week. (At least Wal-Mart didn’t knock the man down and forcibly drag him out of the store by his feet.)

For allowing shoppers with sketchy pasts wearing nothing but undersize My Little Pony pajama tops, a pair of flip-flops and a tampon but drawing the line at a well behave member of the grouse family with a fleshy wattle and colorful snood. What have you got against wattles and snoods, Wal-Mart?

And for firing a guy so old the only thing in the store lower than their prices are his testicles.

We are proud to name the manager of Wal-Mart in Waukesha who reportedly fired an 88-year-old greeter for letting a turkey walk into the store as this week's Rick and Len Show ...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:34 am Comment On This Post

apr 7th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week…members of the Appleton City Council who are now entering their sixth month of being unable to come to a decision about goddamn chickens. That’s right. Since October the Appleton City Council has been dicking around with whether or not to allow people to raise chickens in the city limits.

I personally don’t care either way. I don't have a hen in this race. But I am sick to death about hearing about frickin’ chickens. Doesn’t the city council have more important business to deal with? I thought we settled the frickin’ chicken controversy 4 years ago when the City Council also wasted 6 months on the same damn question. Six months then. Now, another six months. That means that the Appleton City Council has spent one year of the last 4 puzzling over their pointless paltry poultry problem.

So,

For proving that when it comes to making touch decisions they're just....chicken.

For spending more time discussing chickens in their meeting than even the board of directors of KFC.

And for not realizing that when it comes to chickens there needs to be a time when you gotta have the nuggets to make a tough call.

We are proud to name the Appleton City Council who can’t make up their minds about frickin’ chickens as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:36 am Comment On This Post

mar 31st


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...the semi driver in Sheboygan County who when stopped on Saturday night told police he was being chased by…a werewolf.  While police found no evidence of a werewolf, they did find his truck was dragging a boulder.

So,

For thinking he saw a werewolf which makes me fear the only Silver Bullets he had to protect himself with were the ones from Coors he already drank.

For dragging a boulder which we can only assume was one of the rocks he had in his head.

And for thinking he saw a werewolf in Sheboygan County when we all know any self respecting werewolf would be drinking a pina cola at Trader Vic's.

We are proud to name the semi driver in Sheboygan county who this weekend claimed he was chase by a werewolf as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:26 am Comment On This Post

mar 24th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Merriett Cox, the 53-year-old Chilton man who this week pleaded no contest to charges of neglecting a child after reportedly leaving his 2 ½ year-old daughter in his car while he drank at the Redliner Bar in Menasha earlier this month. Oh wait, did I say 2 ½ YEAR old? I meant 2 ½ MONTH old daughter. Officers were called to the bar for reports of an uncooperative, drunk man.

Cox reportedly had arrived at the bar around noon, but bartenders eventually would not serve him anymore because of how drunk he was. That's when they discovered the infant in his car.

So,

For apparently not knowing which of them was supposed to be on a bottle.

For committing the worst atrocity involving a baby since I accidentally farted on that one a few years ago.

And for not realizing that leaving a baby in a car while you get drunk in a bar is not the way you did things in Menasha when rRick was a kid. When Rick was a kid in Menasha, you'd bring the baby in the bar while you got drunk. It's how he learned to make friends!

We are proud to name Merritt Cox of Chilton as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:22 am Comment On This Post

mar 24th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Merriett Cox, the 53-year-old Chilton man who this week pleaded no contest to charges of neglecting a child after reportedly leaving his 2 ½ year-old daughter in his car while he drank at the Redliner Bar in Menasha earlier this month. Oh wait, did I say 2 ½ YEAR old? I meant 2 ½ MONTH old daughter. Officers were called to the bar for reports of an uncooperative, drunk man.

Cox reportedly had arrived at the bar around noon, but bartenders eventually would not serve him anymore because of how drunk he was. That's when they discovered the infant in his car.

So,

For apparently not knowing which of them was supposed to be on a bottle.

For committing the worst atrocity involving a baby since I accidentally farted on that one a few years ago.

And for not realizing that leaving a baby in a car while you get drunk in a bar is not the way you did things in Menasha when rRick was a kid. When Rick was a kid in Menasha, you'd bring the baby in the bar while you got drunk. It's how he learned to make friends!

We are proud to name Merritt Cox of Chilton as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:22 am Comment On This Post