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jul 2nd 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Mike Baumgartner of Madison who this week was busted for watching porn...while touching himself...at a McDonald's...in the play area. Baumgartner was reportedly typing with one hand and fondling himself with the other while watching pornographic images on his laptop with 15 to 20 children playing nearby. Baumgartner told the arresting officer he had just "exercised poor judgment".

So,

For not understanding that just because he's in the play area of a McDonald's doesn't mean he gets to stick his hand in his ball pit.

For not realizing that being in a McDonald's doesn't automatically mean you can touch your McNuggets.

for not just exercising poor judgment, but rather, the worst judgment anyone has exercised since Kurt Cobain said "I do".

And for punching the clown at McDonald's...and we don't mean Ronald.

We are proud to name Mike Baumgartner of Madison as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jun 25th 2010
We are proud to name former Wisconsin assemblyman and current state senate candidate Frank Lasee, who, according to one of our listeners, took a leak in the backyard of the home of a Chilton woman after leaving a campaign flier in her mailbox.

So,

For apparently not understanding that just because you're running for senate in District 1 doesn't mean you’re entitled to go number 1 in any potential constituents yard.

For reportedly not understanding that just because you’re a Republican, it don’t mean you have to be a G.O.P'er.

For apparently being full of urine when traditionally politicians are full of crap.

For apparently not realizing that you can't just pee anywhere you want in Chilton. I mean, it's not Fond du Lac for god sake.

And for allegedly peeing in yard after leaving a flier in her mailbox leaving her to thank her lucky stars it wasn't the other way around.

We are proud to name Frank "Leaky" Lasee as this week’s Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!


We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Cocktail Frank...Painter Mike Sandmire from Neumann Company in Romeoville, Illinois who, when painting the 6-foot high letters on the new water tower in Stoughton this past week, forgot the second "T" .

So,

For being a sign painter who is bad at spelling...which is a little like being a chef who's bad at cooking, a carpenter who's bad at building or a politician who's bad at lying.

For at least getting 8 of the 9 letters correct which is really far more than we should expect from a FIB.

And for doing something that was idio-ic, no- smar- and frankly, s-upid, s-upid, s-upid...

We are proud to name Mike Sandmire as this week's Rick and Len...COCK-AIL FRANK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jun 18th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...60-year-old Lloyd Pitzen of Oshkosh, a registered sex offender who has been banned from the Neenah Public Library after some patrons reported him allegedly lurking about, staring at children and fondling himself. Pitzen faced accusations of similar behavior at the Neenah Public Library back in December.

So,

For actions that could have made the library's "decimal system" even more "Dewey".

For not understanding that just because it may have been children's story time, that's no excuse for him Jack'n the Beanstalk.

And for not borrowing any books from the library but still checking out Moby Dick.

We are proud to name Lloyd Pitzen of Oshkosh, only the 3rd person in 22 years to get banned from the Neenah Public Library as this week’s Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jun 11th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...Joleen Stupar of Sheboygan who was arrested after she was found slumped over the steering wheel of her parked mini van with a blood alcohol level of .39, nearly five times the legal limit...and her 3-year-old child in the back seat. Stupar then reportedly threatened to kill the officer who was taking her to the hospital for a blood draw. When he explained the reason for the blood draw was to see if she was intoxicated, Stupar responded, "Oh I’m intoxicated. I'll tell you that much!"

It was Stupar's THIRD DUI...ALL with blood alcohol levels of over 0.3.

So,

For driving her 3-year-old around while acting about as responsible of a 2-year-old.
exactly!

And for violating the first rule of Wisconsin parenting that when you're driving your children around drunk, you can only be as many times over the legal limit as the child's age.

We are proud to name Joleen Stupar of Sheboygan as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

jun 4th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...20-year-old Dillon Makuski of Amherst who, this week, was convicted on charges relating to a burglary back in September. According to the police report, Makuski broke into a home because he likes to wear diapers and thought there might be some in the house. While searching Makuski, a deputy allegedly found six dirty diapers in his pockets, along with a large diaper he was wearing. Makuski told the deputy he got the diapers from a different house that he did not break into.

So,

For stealing dirty diapers instead of dirty panties like any real self-respecting pervert.

For claiming he got the diapers from a home that he didn't break into which is an explanation that might be as full of crap as the pilfered Pampers in his pockets.

For being an adult who wears diapers making him just a set of suspenders away from being Larry King.

We are proud to name the dirty diaper desperado, Dillon Makuski as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

may 28th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…The highly intoxicated Green Lake County man who frightened the residents of a home near Princeton Monday night. The home owner told police that she feared the man was trying to enter her home and thought she had heard one or more gun shots. Responding sheriff's deputies found the suspect not carrying a gun and armed only with a old bicycle seat. Deputies determined the gun shots the caller had heard were actually just the sound of the man repeatedly hitting the side of the caller's house with the bicycle seat. The bicycle seat wielding man eventually realized that, due to his level of intoxication, he was pounding on the wrong house. Deputies arrested the man but didn't say why he was carrying a bicycle seat.

So,

For not realizing that even if the only part of a bicycle you have is the seat, it's no reason to get Huffy.

For proving that there are crimes you can commit with a bicycle seat that don't even involve sniffing it.

And for actions that could get him locked up with someone who will be happy to pound his seat for him.

We are proud to name the intoxicated Green Lake County man who frightened the residents of a home near Princeton when he pounded on the wrong house with his bike seat as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

may 21st 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week…the Green Bay man on Phoebe Street who, after a long night of drinking, awoke to find the bed he was sleeping in soaked in urine and, naturally, BLAMED HIS DOG whom he then punched 20 times.

So,

For apparently having as much trouble controlling his anger as he has controlling his bladder.

For committing an act, for which the only suitable punishment is tossing him naked into a pen of pit bulls wearing only a condom made of kibble.

And for not understanding that "denial" is not just a river in Egypt...it's also a good name for the river of urine running from his own drunken, shriveled wiener to his Sealy Posturpedic.

We are proud to name the Green Bay man, who blamed his dog for his own bed being wet after a night of heavy drinking, as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

may 14th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...46-year-old Michael Vinson of Two Rivers who last week, when his pregnant girlfriend told him she was in labor, didn't respond by rushing her to the hospital. Instead, he allegedly demanded she give him money to buy beer and, when she only gave him a third of her monthly disability check, punched her in the head and threatened her with a butcher knife.

So,

For apparent actions so bizarre and beyond the pale it makes you want to permanently retire the letters W.T. and F.

For reportedly doing something so epically appalling it made me want to write a poem about it but unfortunately there is nothing that rhymes with "jaw-dropping douchebaggery".

And for allegedly showing no compassion for a person in great discomfort with something large and painful in one of their orifices...a sensation he may have an opportunity to experience himself should he end up in prison.

We are proud to name the Michael Vinson of Two Rivers as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

may 7th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...Milton Summers of Green Bay who faces criminal charges for allegedly head-butting his son's 13-year-old lacrosse teammate and punching his coach. Summers reportedly yelled at several of his son's teammates and then grabbed one of the boys by the ears, head-butted him and then pushed him into a fence, According to reports, Summers then punched the boy's coach in the face twice when he tried to intervene.

So,

For being more tightly wound than an obsessive compulsive's wristwatch.

For butting a 13-year-old boy with his head which at least put it to some use since he apparently doesn't utilize it for thinking.

For not being afraid to punch a coach which makes you wonder "Hey, where was this guy during Mike Sherman and Ray Rhodes years with the Packers".

We are proud to name Milton Summers of Green Bay, who allegedly head-butted one of his son's 13-year-old lacrosse teammates before punching the coach as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

apr 30th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...Platteville Police Officer Michelle Salentine who this week was charged with...maintaining a crack house. According to the police report, Salentine also regularly smoked crack including times when she was on duty, in uniform and carrying a firearm. Salentine has admitted to authorities that she's been smoking crack 4 to 6 times a week for about a year.

So,

For being both a cop and a crack user...which sounds to me like she's just trying to double her chances of meeting Bobby Brown.

For exercising the worst judgment this state has seen since the Packers gave Mike Sherman a contract extension.

For not heeding the words of Confucius who once said, "Police officer who smoke crack see career go up in smoke".

And for not understanding that you become a cop to crack heads not to BE a crack head!

We are proud to name Michelle Salentine, the crack smoking cop of Platteville as this week's Rick and Len...Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

apr 16th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...the 30-year-old man who was arrested Sunday morning in the Town of Menasha after punching and kicking another man during an altercation...at Christ the Rock Community Church. The man allegedly also broke a pew and punched a sheriff's deputy.

So,

For ignoring the little known 11th commandment: "Whilst in a place of worship, thou shalt not be a douche-bag".

For not realizing that it's not permissible to commit a crime in a church...unless you're wearing a white collar.

And for not understanding that while it's called Christ "The Rock", it doesn't mean the church is suitable for WWE Wrestling. (Do you suppose, after he hit and kicked the guy, he yelled out, "Can you smell what Christ the Rock is cookin'?" Then again, if they don't want wrestling on their property, maybe they should call it Christ the Dwayne Johnson Community Church. I'm just saying!)

We are proud to name the guy who was arrested for fighting Sunday morning in Christ the Rock Community Church in the Town of Menasha as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

apr 9th 2010
We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...the manager of the National Exchange Bank & Trust in Elkhart Lake. The manager reportedly arrived at work shortly after the bank opened last Thursday while a robbery was in progress but didn't notice anything unusual and went right to her office. While she was sitting at her desk, the gun wielding robber was locking all the tellers in the vault. She was reportedly still sitting at her desk when the robber walked out the north door of the bank with between 10 and 100 thousand dollars.

So,

For not paying attention while somebody just walks off with customer's hard earned money...which I thought was the Federal Government's job.

For proving that ignorance isn't just bliss...it's apparently also a management position.

And for being even less aware of what's going on around her than Helen Keller in oven mitts.

We are proud to name the manager of the National Exchange Bank & Trust in Elkhart Lake as this week’s Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

apr 2nd 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...35-year-old Brian Kluck who this week had his preliminary hearing set on charges related to a string of peeping incidents on Appleton's north side. The charges relate to a 2008 bust when Kluck was arrested for looking into bathroom windows and was found to be keeping detailed lists of women in the neighborhood that he had successfully seen nude and those he still wanted to see nude. Kluck reportedly told police he even kept track of when some of the women routinely showered and admitted he had even taken photos of at least three particular women.

So,

For making it clear why the words "peep" and "creep" share so many letters.

For doing more to make take the pleasure out of a woman’s shower time than a steel wool loofa.

For giving even more women the hee-jeebees than my high school yearbook photo.

We are proud to name Brian Kluck of Appleton as this week's Rick and Len... Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

mar 26th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...the 20-year-old Wisconsin Rapids man who had to be rescued by firefighters when he became stuck in the laundry chute after children dared him to slide down it. What's more, he caused a young girl in the house to panic when firefighters brought out a saw to cut the man out of the chute and she thought they were going to cut him in half.

So,

For doing something stupid on a dare from children, which I believe is the same way John McCain ended up with Sarah Palin as his running mate.

For trying to slide down the chute feet first, when clearly, he should have gone the other way because if he had landed on his head he at least wouldn't have damaged a working body part.

And for getting stuck in a chute that's not designed for entry...which, if I'm not mistaken, is George Michael's worst possible nightmare.

We are proud to name the Wisconsin Rapids man who got stuck trying to slide down a laundry chute on a dare from some kids as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

mar 19th 2010

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...the Fond du Lac man who punctured the tires on his own truck because he didn’t want his wife driving it while he was in jail. The man was arrested and taken to jail on a bail jumping charge. Police found the man and arrested him only because they received the report of him puncturing his own tires.

So,

For not just making a-hole but being an a-hole.

For trying to prevent his wife from leaving the house while guaranteeing that he, himself won’t be going anywhere for a while, either.

And for getting himself locked up where he could possibly have more miles put on him than his wife ever could have ever put on his truck.

We are proud to name the Fond du Lac man who punctured the tires to his own truck to stop his wife from driving it while he was in jail as this week’s Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

mar 13th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick & Len Show Weenie of the Week... Rob Voss of Valder, who the other afternoon, after a few adult beverages and before coming down from his room here at the resort for the afternoon broadcast, brushed his teeth. And why does that make him Weenie of the Week? Well, because in his "slightly" inebriated state he accidentally brushed with Benedryl allergy cream.

So, for brushing his teeth with and allergy cream which leads me to believe that somewhere on his body he must have a rash that's freakishly minty fresh.

For at least not mistaking someone's thong for dental floss.

And for putting something stiff and foul tasting in his mouth...and he wasn't even a participant in yesterday's Laycation sex contest.

We are proud to name Paul Voss of Valders as this week's Rick and Len International Incident....Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

mar 5th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenies of the Week...the folks at the Appleton Post Crescent, who, in a caption on page A-5 of yesterday's paper, identified Appleton Mayor Tim Hanna...as Barack Obama. Well, to be accurate (which when talking about the Post-Crescent is kind of ironic), the caption just said "Obama". We're giving them the benefit of the doubt that they mistook the bespectacled, so-white-he's-almost-translucent Hanna for President Barack Obama and not for Michelle, Sasha or Malia.

So,

For mistaking a guy who is half black for a guy who is half-assed.

For this week being known for the caption they put under a photo, when they're usually known for being the paper you put under a puppy.

And for not being able to tell the President of the United States from the Mayor of Appleton...which, at least, is a step up from their usual default position of just not being able to tell their asses from a hole in the ground.

We are proud to name the folks at the Appleton Post Crescent as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

feb 26th 2010
We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...the 23-year-old Brown County woman who posted the sale of a 2-year-old child for $800 on the Craigslist website this week...as a joke! Turns out, she's not really a stressed-out parent, but rather, just a drunken idiot. In fact, she doesn't even have any kids!

So,

For committing the biggest hoax of the week...with the obvious exception of the health care summit.

For making us think she was really selling a baby when we should have known better... since the baby didn't even have a UPC code.

For making believe she was selling a baby for just $800 causing prices on the World Black Market Baby Index to suffer it's greatest one day lose since the time Angelina Jolie bought a 16-month-old Somali kid for $300 and a goat.

And for making a joke that wasn't even remotely funny...when BACK OFF, BITCH, THAT'S RICK'S JOB!

We are proud to name the Brown County woman who perpetrated the Craiglist baby selling hoax as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post

feb 19th 2010

We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Weenie of the Week...18 year old Samuel J. Bain of rural Sheboygan Falls. He's the kid who allegedly attempted to make his grandmother say he didn't have to go to school by putting a "kink" the oxygen hose on her life support system.

So,

For apparently trying to get out of school by committing an act that could get him locked up somewhere that he'll really learn some lessons.

For allegedly putting a "kink" in grandma's oxygen hose, when usually, the only time the word "kink" is used in Sheboygan Falls is when describing why the neighbor man is buying sexy panties for his pig.

And for reportedly doing something that could lead to him getting locked up with a cellmate who will show him how uncomfortable it can be to have a hose in your mouth that you can't breath through.

We are proud to name Samuel J. Bain of Sheboygan Falls as this week's Rick and Len...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 am Comment On This Post