We are proud to name as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week...Mike Baumgartner of Madison who this week was busted for watching porn...while touching himself...at a McDonald's...in the play area. Baumgartner was reportedly typing with one hand and fondling himself with the other while watching pornographic images on his laptop with 15 to 20 children playing nearby. Baumgartner told the arresting officer he had just "exercised poor judgment".
For not understanding that just because he's in the play area of a McDonald's doesn't mean he gets to stick his hand in his ball pit.
For not realizing that being in a McDonald's doesn't automatically mean you can touch your McNuggets.
for not just exercising poor judgment, but rather, the worst judgment anyone has exercised since Kurt Cobain said "I do".
And for punching the clown at McDonald's...and we don't mean Ronald.
We are proud to name Mike Baumgartner of Madison as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.