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may 6th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…68-year-old Richard Zeier of New Richmond who is accused of drinking a child’s urine, apparently as a means of achieving some type of sexual gratification. According to police, Zeier, who calls himself “a receptacle”, had a boy, under the age of 10, urinate directly into his mouth three separate times. Zeire reportedly told investigators that “over the years I've gotten a taste for it". Officers say they also found several bottles near his refrigerator containing an amber-colored liquid. Zeire confirmed that the bottles were filled with “pee”.

(He apparently likes it both in bottles and on tap!)

So, For not realizing that human urine is not meant to be drunk…it’s meant to be sprayed on the streets of Fond du Lac when you are drunk.

For apparently misunderstanding a show on the Food Network that claimed, "leeks are delicious".

And for proving the hard way that there actually is something that can leave a worse taste in your mouth than this year’s presidential election.

We are proud to name Richard Zeier of New Richmond, as this week's Rick and Len Show...Weenie of the Week!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:26 am Comment On This Post

may 4th



WHAT TED CRUZ IS GOING TO DO NOW

10. Is going to start a new website called Punchable Face…book.

9. Will spend several weeks in a deep funk unable to get out of bed giving a new meaning to the name “Lyin’ Ted”.

8. Plans to spend more time with his family…and elbowing them in the face.

7. Will just kick back and relax with a couple of Molson’s like any good Canadian.

6. Will admit that he really is the Zodiac Killer, the lead singer of Stryper, Kevin from The Office and also Becky with the good hair.

5. Will have his running mate Carly Fiorina do what she does best…and let her fire his campaign staff.

4. Is going to get together with some buddies and a basketball to shoot some “rings”.

3. Going back to tucking his daughters in at night, giving them their good night kisses and watching them flinch.

2. He's going to Disneyland...oh, wait that's just for winners.

1. Will decide if he should license the new name John Boehner gave him last week, "Lucifer in the Flesh", to be used by a Rock Band, Race Horse or Porn Film.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:24 am Comment On This Post

may 2nd


April 24th City of Franklin
A 68-year-old woman was cited for disorderly conduct after she allegedly threw and kicked items around her neighbor's lot line. As evidence, the caller gave police a video that showed the woman kicking at the rocks on the lot line and yelling, "Go blow yourselves."

April 25th City of Green Bay
Police were called to the Walgreens on East Mason to deal with a man who was disorderly and punching the walls. The man said he is angry that he did not get the Western Union money transfer he was expecting and needs that money to buy a dime bag.

April 18th City of Green Bay
An emergency rescue crew was dispatched to aid a man with a fishing lure stuck in his finger. The man had passed out but regained consciousness by the time the rescue crew arrived.

April 18th City of Greenfield
Police responded to a report of an intoxicate man crawling on all fours in the southbound lane of traffic on a busy street. Police took the man to his home and turned him over to relatives.

April 24th City of Greenfield Officers were called to the scene after a resident reported a suspicious man was pushing an ice cream cart through the neighborhood. When police asked the caller why he thought the ice cream vendor was "suspicious," he said because he thought it wasn't warm enough to be selling ice cream.

April 13th City of Menasha
An officer responded to a complaint of loud music coming from a van on Elm Street. Police could hear the music from several houses away. A man in the driver's seat was intoxicated and said he was outside playing music because his wife gets mad when he plays it inside the house.

April 19th City of Oak Creek
Police were called to a movie theater where a woman who was angry that another woman was sitting in her seat, dumped a full bucket of popcorn on the seated woman's head.

April 21st City of Oak Creek
An elderly woman called 911 to report she was being followed by a car and did not feel safe. The dispatcher informed the woman that the car that had been following her for 5 miles was a police cruiser with its lights and siren on. The officer was following her so he could cite her for lane deviations, driving without headlamps at night, and now, failure to yield for an emergency vehicle.

April 26th City of Sheboygan
Police responded to a report of a raccoon chasing a construction worker.

April 23rd Village of Pewaukee
A suspicious man sitting in a parked car in a municipal parking lot at 1:20 AM was reported to police. When officers arrived, they found the man in the driver seat with a laptop computer open. The man told police he was working on a book about physics and found it easier to write in the car than he did in his house.

April 26th Village of Pewaukee
The manager of the Costco called police to report that despite repeated warnings, a delivery driver keeps pooping behind the store. The manager indicated that he was going to warn the delivery company one more time about the problem before asking for a citation to be issued.

April 26th City of Beaver Dam
A man called police to report his neighbors' 11-year-old son used profanity and shot Nerf darts at his car.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:55 am Comment On This Post

apr 29th


We are proud to as this week's Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week... Jeremy Loveland of St. Francis. Loveland called 911 for assistance Tuesday after he was bitten by a poisonous water moccasin in his suburban Milwaukee home. When police arrived, they found, in addition to the deadly water moccasin, another snake, a monitor lizard and two four-foot alligators all living in the man's home. All the reptiles were seized.

Five years ago this month, Loveland also called 911 for assistance after he was bitten in his home by a deadly Gaboon Viper. At that time, authorities found and removed 36 reptiles from his home, including eight western diamond back rattlesnakes, a temple viper, two crocodiles and 3 cobras.

So,

For learning so well from his previous mistake...he was able to repeat it almost exactly.

For housing so many foul, disgusting creatures his home could have been mistaken for the halls of congress.

For having large reptiles seized from his home so many times, the phrases "see you later, alligator" and "in a while crocodile" bring a tear to his eye.

We are proud to name Jeremy Loveland of St. Francis as this week’s Rick and Len Show…Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:23 am Comment On This Post

apr 28th


TOP TEN NAMES FOR THE NEUROSCIENCE GROUP MASCOT THAT LOOKS MORE LIKE BALLS THAN BRAINS

10. Tommy Tea Bag

9. Peter Plums

8. Testy, My Besty

7. Lance Love Apples

6. Gilbert Giggle-Berries

5. Yacob Yambag

4. Chad Nads

3. Scrotty

2. Howie Hangin’

1. Sack-ajawea

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:08 am Comment On This Post

apr 27th



Erect giant car catapult or car trebuchet at the north end of the Skyline Bridge.

Build giant ramps and encourage drivers get a running start to Evel Knevel themselves over that architectural folly.

Encourage geneticists to work with paleontologists to use Jurassic-era DNA to clone extinct beasts and then have cars flown over the mall by resurrected pterodactyls.

Imprison Mexican drug lord El Chapo in nearby transit center and after he digs a tunnel under the City Center to get out follow him in motor vehicles.

Borrow the giant cannon from Green Bay City Council that alderman Guy Zima uses to regularly shoot his mouth off and use it to blast commuters over or through the City Center.

Pray to the late former Appleton Mayor Dorothy Johnson to have her arrange to have all vehicular traffic ferried over the building on the backs of a throng of winged angels.
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:37 am Comment On This Post

apr 25th

(Not the actual Sheboygan County "Free Candy" van.

April 20th Sheboygan County
A caller reported that an unknown person spray painted the words "free candy" on the side of their van.

April 9th City of Waukesha
A woman called police to report that a neighbor man was giving sausages to her dog. The man told police he was giving the dog sausages to try to get it to stop barking. Police advised the neighbor to stop slipping the dog the sausages.

April 6th City of Menominee Falls
A man walked into the wine area at Costco and shoved a bottle of Dom Perignon champagne down his trousers. The man then had conversations with several employees before leaving with $200 worth of champagne in this pants.

April 12th City of Antigo
A man called police to report a woman curled up in a ball in a bush in his front yard. When police arrived, the woman was still curled up in a ball but now in the middle of the highway in front of the home. The curled-up woman told police she was just looking for her dog.

April 23rd Village of Howards Grove
Police responded to a report of two drunk men who pulled up in a vehicle, urinated in front of a group of women, and then drove away.

April 23rd City of Sheboygan
A caller on Larkspur Way complained to the police that when they yelled at some kids to get off their lawn the kids did not get off their lawn.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:31 am Comment On This Post

apr 22nd



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… 52-year-old Alan Burby of Sheboygan who was arrested after allegedly taking a moped while intoxicated and crashing it into several parked cars. Burby then knocked on the door of a nearby home and asked the occupant to see "Jesus" but then reportedly became agitated when the woman told him Jesus was not home. Burby was arrested and charged with his fifth DUI.

So, For stealing and crashing a moped; an act that couldn't be LESS bad ass if he'd done it while wearing a Kenny G t-shirt and sipping a strawberry Frappuccino.

For damaging more cars with a moped than Gravedigger at the Monster Truck XL.

And for looking for Jesus in Sheboygan. Yeah, Sheboygan. I know, some people will tell you Jesus is everywhere…but come on, he’s got to have some standards.

We are proud to name Alan D. Burby of Sheboygan as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:23 am Comment On This Post

apr 18th


April 4th Village of Jackson
Police responded to the scene of a domestic disturbance. The disturbance started when a 24-year-old woman told her boyfriend that he didn’t treat her right and he threw a jewelry box at her, striking her in the stomach. The woman allegedly responded by punching a hole in the wall, dumping the cat food out on the floor and knocking over her boyfriend's Legos.

April 4th City of Neenah
A Union Street resident called police to report they have suspicions that their neighbor may have a pet turkey. April 9th City of Sheboygan A man on North 35th Street called police to request assistance because he was extremely constipated.

April 17th City of Green Bay
Police responded to a report of a woman in church pulling her hair.

April 4th City of Neenah An East Bell Street resident called police needing to speak with an officer. The man arranged to meet the officer at a restaurant. Upon arrival. the officer found there were no problems, the caller just wanted someone to talk to.

April 13th City of Horicon
A man who was taking a shower when he realized his garage was on fire, ran from his house wearing only a towel around his waist and into the burning garage to save his motorcycle. The man lost the towel while saving his motorcycle. A passerby stopped and helped the now naked man contain the blaze with the garden hose until firefighters arrived to extinguish it. At that time, the naked man returned to his shower.

April 3rd City of Waukesha
A caller reported while he was pumping gas into his vehicle at a convenience store when a man who seemed intoxicated drove up next to him and urinated all over his car.

April 11th City of Sheboygan
Police were called to 14th Street and Weeden Creek Road where numerous people chasing a small pig.

April 3rd City of Waukesha
A landlord of an apartment called police because he believed a tenant was damaging the inside of the apartment. The landlord told officers he saw the tenant picking up sticks in the front yard and taking them inside. Upon investigation, the officers learned the tenant was just using the sticks to make a centerpiece.

April 6th City of Waukesha
A caller reported a noise complaint concerning the unit above her apartment at 4:07.am. Police determined the loud stomping came from a man and woman dancing to the video game "Just Dance" and jumping on the dance pad. The couple was cautioned by police and about early morning dancing.

April 14th City of Appleton
Police received a report of a 19-year-old woman at the intersection of Taft and Tellulah who injured her head and ankle when she fell off a moving vehicle while car surfing.

April 3rd City of Cudahy
Police cited a 38-year-old man for battery after he allegedly ran over another man's foot with his wheelchair because he was jealous that the man was talking to a female friend.

March 26th City of Greenfield
A woman called 911 at 11:40 PM to report her 38-year-old son was going to bed too late.

March 24th City of Greenfield
Police responded to a Citgo station after multiple callers reported a man was causing a disturbance by singing and dancing around inside the business. Officers spoke to the man, who stated he was happy and singing because he had just been released from the Waukesha County Jail.

April 9th City of Oak Creek
Police responded to an apartment after a caller reported hearing a physical altercation and a child screaming for help. An officer spoke to the resident and learned that the screaming was coming from the occupant's two children who were fighting over who got to use the iPad.

April 15th Village of Biron
The sheriff's department responded to a report of a Porta-Potty floating down the Wisconsin River.

April 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
An employee at Kwik Trip called police to report a woman sitting in a white truck “cursing at the air.”

April 2nd City of Antigo
Officers responded to a call from a female subject reporting that when she went to her parent’s house, who are out of town, to check on a package delivery, she found the house had been broken into and ransacked. After the officers' arrival, it was determined that no burglary had occurred and that the home had been ransacked by a squirrel.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:26 am Comment On This Post

apr 18th


April 4th Village of Jackson
Police responded to the scene of a domestic disturbance. The disturbance started when a 24-year-old woman told her boyfriend that he didn’t treat her right and he threw a jewelry box at her, striking her in the stomach. The woman allegedly responded by punching a hole in the wall, dumping the cat food out on the floor and knocking over her boyfriend's Legos.

April 4th City of Neenah
A Union Street resident called police to report they have suspicions that their neighbor may have a pet turkey. April 9th City of Sheboygan A man on North 35th Street called police to request assistance because he was extremely constipated.

April 17th City of Green Bay
Police responded to a report of a woman in church pulling her hair.

April 4th City of Neenah An East Bell Street resident called police needing to speak with an officer. The man arranged to meet the officer at a restaurant. Upon arrival. the officer found there were no problems, the caller just wanted someone to talk to.

April 13th City of Horicon
A man who was taking a shower when he realized his garage was on fire, ran from his house wearing only a towel around his waist and into the burning garage to save his motorcycle. The man lost the towel while saving his motorcycle. A passerby stopped and helped the now naked man contain the blaze with the garden hose until firefighters arrived to extinguish it. At that time, the naked man returned to his shower.

April 3rd City of Waukesha
A caller reported while he was pumping gas into his vehicle at a convenience store when a man who seemed intoxicated drove up next to him and urinated all over his car.

April 11th City of Sheboygan
Police were called to 14th Street and Weeden Creek Road where numerous people chasing a small pig.

April 3rd City of Waukesha
A landlord of an apartment called police because he believed a tenant was damaging the inside of the apartment. The landlord told officers he saw the tenant picking up sticks in the front yard and taking them inside. Upon investigation, the officers learned the tenant was just using the sticks to make a centerpiece.

April 6th City of Waukesha
A caller reported a noise complaint concerning the unit above her apartment at 4:07.am. Police determined the loud stomping came from a man and woman dancing to the video game "Just Dance" and jumping on the dance pad. The couple was cautioned by police and about early morning dancing.

April 14th City of Appleton
Police received a report of a 19-year-old woman at the intersection of Taft and Tellulah who injured her head and ankle when she fell off a moving vehicle while car surfing.

April 3rd City of Cudahy
Police cited a 38-year-old man for battery after he allegedly ran over another man's foot with his wheelchair because he was jealous that the man was talking to a female friend.

March 26th City of Greenfield
A woman called 911 at 11:40 PM to report her 38-year-old son was going to bed too late.

March 24th City of Greenfield
Police responded to a Citgo station after multiple callers reported a man was causing a disturbance by singing and dancing around inside the business. Officers spoke to the man, who stated he was happy and singing because he had just been released from the Waukesha County Jail.

April 9th City of Oak Creek
Police responded to an apartment after a caller reported hearing a physical altercation and a child screaming for help. An officer spoke to the resident and learned that the screaming was coming from the occupant's two children who were fighting over who got to use the iPad.

April 15th Village of Biron
The sheriff's department responded to a report of a Porta-Potty floating down the Wisconsin River.

April 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
An employee at Kwik Trip called police to report a woman sitting in a white truck “cursing at the air.”

April 2nd City of Antigo
Officers responded to a call from a female subject reporting that when she went to her parent’s house, who are out of town, to check on a package delivery, she found the house had been broken into and ransacked. After the officers' arrival, it was determined that no burglary had occurred and that the home had been ransacked by a squirrel.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:25 am Comment On This Post

apr 15th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the Milwaukee Brewer fan who made headlines by licking someone else's vomit off the stands at Miller Park last weekend in exchange for $100.

So,

For doing the most gut-wrenching thing a person could possibly do at Miller Park, shy of watching the Brewers lose another game to the frickin’ Cardinals.

For making Brewer fans the most nauseated they’ve been since the 2013 revelation about Ryan Braun’s steroid use.

And for giving a black eye to Brewer fans, the likes of which has not been seen since the time Front Row Amy went running without a bra.

We are proud to name the Brewer fan who…oh, don’t make me say what he did again…as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:16 am Comment On This Post

apr 13th


A guy in Minnesota was busted on Friday for doing 171 miles-per-hour in a 2016 Chevy Camaro. A police officer had to get HIS car up to 135 just to get close enough for the guy to see his flashing lights and pull over. The incident is expected to:
a. cost the driver his license.
b. lead to stiffer speeding penalties.
c. sell an ass load of 2016 Chevy Camaros.

CBS and Turner TV just inked a deal with the NCAA for 8.8 billion dollars to keep March Madness coverage on their networks through the year 2032. Most of that money will go to:
a. introducing new technology to game coverage.
b. funding scholarships for student athletes.
c. keeping Vern Lundquist in cryogenic suspension for 11 months of the year.

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan made it absolutely clear yesterday that he has no interest whatsoever in being president and under no circumstances would he accept the nomination if offered it at a brokered convention. Ryan made the speech while:
a. addressing reporters in the capitol rotunda.
b. speaking in the house chamber.
c. picking out new carpet for the oval office.

A 25-year-old Brooklyn man set the world record for the longest TV binge-watching session this past week, sitting in front of the tube for 94 straight hours. If you can watch TV that long without falling asleep, it proves:
a. TV is more stimulating that previously thought.
b. the human body is capable of remarkable feats of endurance.
c. you are not watching the NBC 26 news.

Kobe Bryant retires tonight.Amazingly, in Kobe's 20 years in the NBA:
a. he scored over 30,000 points.
b. he played in 18 All Star games.
c. he never nailed a Kardashian.

Lindsey Lohan got engaged to a Russian millionaire this weekend. The ring he gave her was:
a. a 3 and a half karat diamond.
b. in a platinum setting.
c. the largest rock she's ever seen that wasn't crack.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:44 am Comment On This Post

apr 12th


Yesterday Governor Walker encouraged people to buy his leftover Walker for President t-shirts for just $45 each to help him pay off his campaign debt. He suggested doing something "crafty" with them. Here's the...



TOP TEN THINGS TO DO WITH THE LEFTOVER WALKER FOR PRESIDENT SHIRTS

10. Dye them blaze orange so you have something to wear for hunting or weddings.

9. Add the word “white” before Walker and sell them to gullible Game of Thrones fans.

8. Add the words “Texas Ranger” after Walker and sell them to gullible Chuck Norris fans.

7. Burn them to fire bricks that can be used to start building his wall on the Canadian border.

6. Change the “L” in his name to an “N” so it looks like you support any of the candidates.

5. Cut them into strips and eat them. Find they are easier to pass than pro-teacher legislation in this state.

4. Use them to wipe your ass since they’re just about as biodegradable as the so called flushable wipes you’ve been using.

3. Use them to dab Rogaine on the governor's growing bald spot, excuse me, cabinet injury.

2. Stuff them in the mouth of jerky no-talent morning radio guys who make fun of his wonky eye.

1. Do what losing Super Bowl teams have done for years. Send them to third world countries like Kenya where some kid who gets one will do what the Governor couldn’t and become President of the United States one day.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:32 am Comment On This Post

apr 8th


We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Cameron Drake, the Green Bay School District facilities worker who is accused of stealing students' medication from eight elementary schools. According to Green Bay police, Drake allegedly stole an unknown amount of Adderall and possibly other medications that were being stored for students for whom they had been prescribed.

So,
For driving home the point that the old saying “as easy as taking candy from a baby” needs to be updated to “as easy as taking prescription amphetamines from a 2nd grader”.

For making the extra effort to teach elementary school children a valuable lesson about drugs. However, choosing the lesson to be “Always keep an eye on your stash”.

And for cowardly stealing drugs from Green Bay Elementary School Children…knowing full well, Green Bay middle school students would have cut him for trying that.

We are proud to name Cameron Drake the Green Bay School District facilities worker who allegedly stole students medication as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIE OF THE WEEK.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:28 am Comment On This Post

mar 31st



DONALD TRUMPS COMMENTS IN GREEN BAY ABOUT ABORTION WERE ABOUT AS CONTROVERSIAL AS….

Donald announcing a plan to make veganism mandatory.

Saying he is going to prohibit single women over the age of 40 from owning cats.

Declaring Jay Cutler’s birthday a national holiday.

Unveiling his new federally subsidized free BJ’s for Billionaires program.

Disclosing his plan to trade Metallica to Russia for the band Pussy Riot.

Revealing he will ban alcohol sales on St. Patrick’s Day.

Divulging his intent to introduce legislation that requires Katy Perry to cover those things up.

Proposing to replace Super Bowl Half time show with live coverage of losers of the Puppy Bowl being put down accompanied by the music of the Black Eyed Peas.

Well, let me put it this way, how does Vice President Kanye sound?
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:35 am Comment On This Post

mar 29th


March 14th City of Waukesha A man called police and reported he heard a gunshot and then saw his brother lying on the sidewalk bleeding. The victim told police said he was trying to shoot a skunk but somehow missed and shot himself.

March 18th Dane County Police responded to a disturbance at an apartment building where a 60-year-old pants-less man was wielding a 4 inch knife and causing a commotion. Officers deployed a Taser to subdue the pants-less man who eventually explained that he was wielding the knife for protection after his plans to give a massage to a friend fell through.

March 10th Village of Jackson Police responded to a report of 22-year-old woman who was outside screaming that she had been burned. The woman told responding officers that she and her boyfriend had returned home from a bar and had gotten into an argument about tacos. The woman had not actually been burned.

March 17th Village of Germantown Police responded to McDonald's where a caller reported seeing a 9-year-old child driving a Toyota Highlander.

March 6th Village of Jackson Police pulled over a driver who was swerving down the road. The man told the officer that he had had "a couple of beers and a lot of sex”. The man then proceeded to fail the field sobriety test and blew a .16% on the Breathalyzer proving he lied about at least one of those claims.

March 11th City of Delafield Police responded to a residential burglary where a man broke into a home and snatched six to eight pairs of panties from an 80-year-old woman.

March 10th Village of Pewaukee A 48-year-old man tripped and struck his head trying to get into a horse drawn carriage in front of the American Family Insurance office.

February 27th City of Glendale A 41-year-old woman and her adult daughter were arrested after they attacked and punched a cashier at Burger King. The women were apparently angry because they believed the cashier disrespected the mother by not allowing her to use 12 coupons to pay for one meal.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:31 am Comment On This Post

mar 29th


A 24-year old man called the sheriff's department from Diamond Jim's Gentleman's Club near Janesville to report a stripper (seen above) allegedly bit him in the crotch. You gotta admit, getting bit inthe crotch is among the worst things that can happen to you in a strip club. Let's see where it ranks...

WORST THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU AT A STRIP CLUB

10. You happen to be wearing white pants on the same night the girl grinding on you learns a valuable lesson about trusting a fart.

9. After touching a stripper, the DJ says put your hands together, and they stick.

8. You get the all you can eat crab buffet and...they don't serve food.

7. During a lap dance, the dancer gets so close you feel her balls.

6. Your credit card is declined.

5. The strippers idea of “making it rain” is when during your lap dance, her water breaks.

4. On amateur night, your wife doesn’t make enough to cover your round of drinks.

3. The dancer bites your crotch.

2. The dancer bites your crotch...and her dentures get stuck on your zipper.

1. You find out the hard way how your grandmother has been making extra bingo money.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:15 am Comment On This Post

mar 25th



We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the 18-year-old Neenah man who was running naked in the northbound lanes of Highway 441 near County Highway CE in the Fox Cities at about 6:45 Sunday morning. The man reportedly punched a woman who stopped to call 911 and tried to drag her from her car before police arrived.

So,

For being three days late for showing off his shillelagh and blarney stones.

For apparently thinking CE stands for “Chubby Exhibition”.

And for not realizing that the freeway is no place to free ball.

We are proud to name the 18 year old Neenah man who was naked on Highway 441 near Highway CE as this week's Rick and Len Show, teeny-tiny, itsy-bitsy cold and shriveled... Weenie of the Week!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:48 am Comment On This Post

mar 21st


BILL MURRAY LOOKED AS DISAPPOINTED AS…

…a hooker at a eunuch convention.

…a Jewish kid on Christmas.

. …Willie Nelson with a kilo of oregano.

…Jar Jar Binks looking for his name in the script for The Force Awakens.

…a Viking fan waiting for a Super Bowl trophy.

…an Islamic suicide bomber in the afterlife with 72...Kardashians.

…Jared Fogel at a the closing of a Chuck E. Cheese.

…anyone who paid money for a Kanye West album.

...Ted Cruz at a breakfast buffet with no Canadian bacon.

...Marco Rubio finding his mother's "I voted for Trump" pin.

…my mother looking at any of my school report cards.

…any Wisconsinite at a wedding with a cash bar.

...Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt reading the "you must be at least this tall to ride this ride" sign.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:54 am Comment On This Post

mar 21st


March 9th Dane County
A 20-year-old man was spotted on a surveillance camera in a store stuffing bags of candy in his shirt and down his pants. When the man was caught, containers popped open as evidence spilled out inside his trousers. Once outside, the man asked the arresting officer, "Can you take the sushi out of my pants?" According to the arresting officer, "Only then did I realize the man had a plastic carryout tray of sushi and condiments stashed in his waistband". The officer then heard a " crinkle, crinkle, crinkle", the unmistakable sound of rubbing plastic and retrieved a second tray of sushi from inside the culprit's underpants".

March 3rd City of Neenah
A caller reported a vehicle cut the caller off and was speeding up and not allowing her to change lanes. Police spoke with the teenage driver and he told officers he feels he needs to "teach other drivers a lesson" when he feels he is wronged.

March 8th City of Waukesha
A resident called police and complained about a man who was cutting wood with a buzz saw on the sidewalk in front of his house at 11:45 p.m. The man told the responding officer he didn't realize that cutting wood was against the law.

March 7th City of Franklin
A "quick change" scammer stole $150 at Walmart. The male suspect purchased a 50-cent gift card at a register and then requested change for several bills in his hand. As the cashier was changing the various denominations, the male grabbed the bills off the ledge by sleight of hand, eventually leaving with $150 of the store's money.

February 22nd City of Greenfield
Police responded to a home after the resident reported his neighbor was shining a laser into his house. Officers spoke to the neighbor, who admitted pointing a laser at the home but said he did it because the resident intentionally flashed his headlights at him. He agreed to work things out with the caller, but the caller refused. Officers advised both the caller and his neighbor to act like adults.

March 15th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man called police and reported someone broke into his home and drugged him and his cat. The man later called back and reported someone had stolen his cat, cat food and cat litter.

March 13th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A man reported to police that his neighbor put a screw in his fence.

March 15th City of Beaver Dam
A man told police that people in the Wal-Mart appear to have a large amount of ammo and one person was wearing a “Rambo-style bullet belt.” Responding officers found the people in question were just installing a stereo.

March 10th City of Antigo
Officers responded to a report of two people "fornicating" in the backseat of a vehicle in a parking lot on Clermont Street. Officers were unable to locate any fornicators.

March 18th Dane County
A Madison resident taking advantage of the police department's Unpaid Ticket Resolution Day, decided this would be a good time to clear up a couple of old parking tickets. Police received a letter containing a pair of $2.00 bills to pay for two parking tickets the sender received...in 1959.
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