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nov 10th 2017

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…an unnamed 34-year-old Neenah woman who had a circuit court hearing in Washington County last Thursday on charges of possession of a narcotic drug without a prescription and failed to appear. As a result, the judge issued a bench warrant for the defendant and ordered her $400 bond forfeited.

As it turned out, the reason the woman missed her court appearance was she arrived at the courthouse EARLY but then passed out drunk in a darkened jury assembly room. Deputies found the woman asleep in a corner of the room when they did their daily sweep of the courthouse at the end of the work day. A preliminary breath test revealed she had a blood alcohol level of .20.


For allegedly being in possession of a narcotic drug without a prescription which is clearly not a prescription for success in life.

For being punctual, dysfunctional and drunk-ual for her court date.

And for proving that Justice isn't really blind. She just can't see the defendant because the dumbass passed out in a dark room. We are proud to name the Neenah woman who missed her court date in Washington County despite showing up early because she drunkenly passed out as our Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:14 am Comment On This Post

nov 8th 2017


10. Defense should be well rested for the Bears next week having taken most of this week off.

9. There was less chance of wide receivers pulling their hamstrings when they never had to run down field.

8. For the first time in Packer history, they awarded the game ball for MVP to one of the cross bars.

7. Packer Radio Network expected to save a lot of money this season on its annual dagger budget. (Wayne Larrivee may have to take a part time job working for O.J.)

6. During the game, the Lions' punter was able to binge watch three episodes of Stranger Things without interruption.

5. Overall performance gave the Packer’s still winless week 14 opponents the Cleveland Browns a reason to hope.

4. I’m guessing some Packer players made a lot of money on apparent endorsement deal with Ambien from the way they sleepwalked thorough most of the game.

3. Badly executed first quarter field goal attempt gave announcers reason to repeatedly say “long snapper” which is always good for a laugh.

2. Fans who have not been able to afford to go to a game since 1992 will soon find ticket prices falling faster than Harvey Weinstein’s pants in the presence of an intern.

1. At this rate, there is a better chance of Jim Schmitt gay marrying Guy Zima than of Fox Sports assigning their number one announcing team of Buck and Aikman to cover the Packers again this season.
posted by: Rick and Len at 6:31 am Comment On This Post

nov 6th 2017

October 22nd City of Whitefish Bay
Officers responded to a complaint. The caller said a man bought a stereo at her yard sale and he was not satisfied with it. The caller said she returned the man's $2, but he continued to yell at her and called her a liar.

October 30th City of New London
A Kwik Trip employee called police and reported that a drunk man was sleeping on their snack bar.

November 3rd City of Green Bay
An Angeline Court man complained to police that his neighbor used to yell at him but now he just stares at him.

October 25th City of West Allis
A 41-year-old woman was cited at Target after she was seen walking her grandson around the store instructing him to pick out one item he wanted to shoplift. While the grandmother was teaching her grandson the finer points of plundering the shelves of the toy aisle, the boy’s mother was being cited for taking an item off the shelves and trying to “return” it for cash.

October 26th City of Neenah
A Hewitt Street caller told police there have been ongoing issues with a neighbor. According to the caller, someone is ringing her doorbell and running away and she suspects the neighbor.

October 29th City of Oak Creek
An employee at Applebee’s called police after a woman dressed as a “zombie bride” became unruly. A server at the restaurant told police she took a bowl of soup from a woman wearing a “zombie bride wedding dress” and the woman threatened to “beat that bitch’s ass” because of the way she took the bowl. The zombie bride then threw a glass across the room and left.

October 2nd Village of Jackson
A 42-year-old woman called police when her 21-year-old intoxicated son was causing a disturbance and throwing things around. Upon arrival, police found the man outside and asked what was going on. He said that he had been drinking with a cousin and a brother, when a shoving match started and punches were thrown because the suspect wanted some of his brother’s Cheetos.

October 24th City of Greenfield
A man was arrested and booked on a charge of domestic violence and disorderly conduct after his wife reported to police that he had struck her over the head with a hamster cage. Officers were able to determine the legitimacy of the woman’s claim when they found her covered with cedar chips.

October 30th City of Green Bay Police responded to a report of a loose chicken on Elmore Street! Repeat: A loose chicken on Elmore Street!

October 24th City of Neenah
A woman on Meadow Lane reported to police that she received a phone call from someone telling her they were from a local grocery store and that she forgot her eggs and she needed to pick them up immediately. The woman told police she doesn’t shop at that store and when she called to inquire they said they didn't call her.

October 26th Village of Iola
A caller on Helgeson Road reported that two pickup trucks were chained together and having a tug-o-war in the middle of the road.

October 29th City of Glendale
A resident called police to report two males were having sex in front of his mailbox...around 3pm, which was about 11 hours earlier. The resident said he told the men to stop having sex by his mailbox but they just went into his backyard and continued with their sexual encounter.

October 29th City of Menasha
A caller complained to police that his live-in girlfriend was yelling at him and slamming doors...just to antagonize him.

November 2nd Town of Rock
A delivery driver reported a woman punched him in the stomach because he told her his delivery schedule was going to change.

October 24th City of Greenfield
A caller told police they believed there may be a meth lab in a neighboring condo unit because of a strong chemical odor that had been present for five to seven days. An investigation by police determined the odor was from someone refinishing their cabinets.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:34 am Comment On This Post

nov 3rd 2017

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Amber Schmunk of Fredonia in Ozaukee County. According to police, Schmunk was picking up a molded plastic pool. When the pool would not fit inside her mini-van, Schmunk reportedly put the pool on the top of the vehicle but was unable to strap it down. That’s when Schmunk came up with the genius idea to put her 9-year-old son on top of the mini-van to hold the pool down while she drove.

Schmunk told an officer she thought it was OK because her father allowed her to do similar things when she was young. Schmunk also said she thought it was safe because she used a strap to tie her son down on top of the pool.


For leaving her son strapped to the pool while she herself seems to be strapped for brains.

For just following the example of her father proving that stupidity doesn’t just run in her family…it sprints.

And for not being better at handling a pool…which shouldn’t be surprising since it appears she’s from the shallow end of a gene one.

We are proud to name Amber Schmunk of Fredonia as our Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 9:44 am Comment On This Post

oct 27th 2017

October 13th City of Oak Creek
A man was cited for retail theft after a manager reported that he shoplifted items, including baked goods, and left the store on foot. Police located the man who initially denied taking the items, but according to the police report, “the proof was written all over his face in the form of cookie crumbs.”

October 17th City of Green Bay
Police receive the report that a man on Riverside Drive is taking off his clothes at an office building. According to the complainant, the man is trying to trade his clothes for food.

October 18th City of Green Bay
A woman on Military Avenue purchased two bottles of beer and now wants a free one after she dropped one of the bottles in the parking lot the woman eventually threw the other bottle in the parking lot and left.

October 8th Village of Omro
A caller on Tyler reported seeing two suspicious male subjects with flashlights behind the grade school. The suspicious male subjects were found to be two police officers doing a security check.

October 10th City of Waukesha
A woman reported to police that her sister gave some money, her Social Security number and a picture of her pay stub to someone posing online as a male country western singer.

October 12th City of Waukesha
A Taco Bell employee reported that a woman took a receipt out of the trash and got an $18.51 refund from the store over an unspecified complaint, under its 100-percent satisfaction guarantee.

October 15th City of Brown Deer
A man called police when his fiancée woke up suddenly and ran out of their house screaming at 1:21am. The woman was found hiding in the bushes on the side of the house. She told police she had a bad dream and fled because she woke up thinking there were people breaking into their house.

October 13th City of Oak Creek
A police officer patrolling the parking lot of the South Shore Cinema, observed a parked vehicle with the windows steamed up. When the officer looked in the window, he observed a couple, completely nude, engaged in sex in the backseat. The two told the officer they were NOT there to see a movie.

September 26th City of Menasha
A caller on Third Street reported seeing two males fighting armed with a baseball bat and a sword.

October 2nd City of Cudahy
A 54-year-old man was issued a citation for disorderly conduct after he allegedly entered the high school auditorium, interrupting student activities and threatened a teacher on stage, saying the teacher disrespected his son. The man reportedly said he and the teacher should “take it to the woods out back and settle this like real men”.

October 7th City of Oconomowoc
A resident reported the theft of one of the two golf carts he keeps in his yard. According to the caller, theives made off with the golf cart that plays the song from the Dukes of Hazzard.

October 10th City of Delafield
A resident called police to report a “suspiciously friendly” man who wouldn’t stop staring at his groin.

October 9th City of Greenfield
A member of the fire department requested that the police check on the welfare of a man who walked into to the fire station wearing a fedora, a cape and a Spiderman costume and inquired about how to become a volunteer firefighter.

October 13th City of Brookfield
Police responded to a report of an intoxicated man wandering around Walgreens in just his boxer shorts.

October 19th Wood County
A caller reported to police that everyone at their residence has been “freaking
out...since 2009”. Police responded to the call and arrested a man on probation hold.

October 19th City of Beaver Dam
Police responded to an East Lincoln residence in reference to an out-of-control 16-year-old girl. The girl reportedly hit another minor female over an argument about a cellphone and mashed potatoes.

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:35 am Comment On This Post

oct 27th 2017

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… 38-year-old Jeremy Van Ert of Marshfield who police say decided to buy beer Wednesday at Kwik-Trip but was accidentally locked inside a cooler when the store stopped selling alcohol at midnight. Apparently realizing that it was then too late to buy more beer, Van Ert decided to stay in the cooler and drink it there.

According to police, Van Ert could have easily tapped on the glass cooler door where someone would have certainly heard him and let him out at any time.

Van Ert reportedly remained in the beer cooler for about 6 hours until a customer just happened to see him just before 6am through the glass cooler door. When employees opened the door, Jeremy reportedly left quickly without paying for the beer and malt beverages he had consumed in the cooler.

He also reportedly had fallen over a stack of 30-can beer packs, breaking open three of the cases. Police issued Van Ert a citation for retail theft for not paying for what he drank.


For having a few drinks and chilling...literally.

For spending one night in the cooler which could lead to a judge sentencing him to do another 60 to 90 days in the cooler.

And for actions that could only be more Wisconsin-like if he had done it with a brat in his hand and a cheese curd in his left ventricle.

We are proud to name 38-year-old Jeremy Van Ert of Marshfield as this week's Rick and Len Show....WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:21 am Comment On This Post

oct 26th 2017

Each day we tell you stories of crimes
Of every type imaginable.
Stories of such ridiculousness
The stupidity is unfathomable.

There’s so many stupid crimes
We even have a contest called “Dumb Drunk or Stoned”.
But seldom does someone do something so idiotic
It deserves to be memorialized in a poem.

A 29-year-old woman named Sierra Coleman
Did just that at an IKEA store.
Where she tried her hand at shoplifting
And actually, made it out the door.

But she didn’t get much further.
She didn’t really have a chance.
Of security not noticing her hiding a frying pan
in her skin-tight yoga pants.

That’s right, this genius thought,
A place to hide a frying pan that would be super
Was between some flimsy, tight-fitting fabric
And her considerable pooper.

It left her posterior mismatched,
With a right, round and curvy right cheek.
And the left one looking like something made by Williams Sonoma
Like she's some kind of skillet-assed circus freak.

She might have gotten away with it.
And avoided a brush with the cops.
If only her other buttock
Was also shaped like something in which you’d fry up a nice pork chop.

But she couldn't slip away
From her unfortunate circumstance.
If only she had been coated with Teflon
Like the non-stick pan she slid down her yoga pants.

The lesson to be learned
If you're going to shoplift something lumpy.
Don't wear skin tight clothing.
You're better off with frumpy.

But despite her illegal efforts
Being just downright laughable. 
Perhaps we can make a love connection
And pair her with someone quite compatible.

Maybe we can make a perfect match
For this idiotic frying pan thief
With our own Green Bay Alderman Guy Zima
Who's pants were once filled with beef.

They could have a lovely evening
And compare their criminal acts
By preparing a delicious dinner
Using just things found in their slacks.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:44 am Comment On This Post

oct 20th 2017

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week… Cody G. Schultz, a 33-year-old Waupaca man accused of forging his grandma’s signature on checks and, aided by two friends, draining all the money from the 86-year-old woman’s bank account leaving it empty as a whore's promise.


For reportedly leaving his dear grandmother as broke as Aaron Rodger's right clavicle.

For allegedly forging his grandmother’s checks and stealing all her savings instead of just waiting for her to give him her money in $10 increments every birthday and Christmas.

For reportedly draining an old woman, something Wisconsin's own Ed Gein was particularly known for.

We are proud to name Cody G. Schultz, as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 11:08 am Comment On This Post

oct 16th 2017

October 28th City of Menasha
Police were called to a Pleasant Road address where two adult males about to enter a vehicle got in a fight over who got to “ride shotgun”.

October 4th City of Waupaca
A resident called police and reported she needs her toilet flushed.

October 6 city of Brookfield
Police were called to intervene when a woman refused to leave the drive-through lane at McDonald’s after an employee failed to give her grandchild a napkin for her ice cream cone.

October 10th City of Beaver Dam
A man called police and reported that someone was trying to extort money from him because of a “groin picture”. The man was warned about the sexting ordinance and counseled on online safety. Police indicated there was no way to identify if the picture was actually his groin.

October 7th City of Marshfield
Police arrested a 52-year-old man on a suspected probation violation after receiving a report that the caller and the suspect had gotten into an argument over cooking venison.

October 12th City of Plymouth
Police were called an East Main Street location where a child was threatened by a classmate's grandma.

September 20th City of Menasha
A 4-year-old girl followed her older siblings to school. The siblings tried to contact their mother without success and told their sister to just go home. The 4-year-old girl was found crying on a corner by a stranger, who took her to the school. The girl is enrolled at the school, so they had her emergency numbers, but were unable to contact anyone. The home address was out of date, but the officer was able to use Google street view with one of the older siblings to find the address. The girl was returned home.

October 5th City of New Berlin
Investigation of a fire that caused damage to a kitchen in a home is believed to have been caused by a family cat that jumped on the stove and accidentally turned on a burner, causing a casserole dish to overheat and start the microwave above it on fire.

October 9th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported seeing a man driving a vehicle with a clown mask on the passenger-side headrest.

October 8th Town of Farmington
A 25-year-old Random Lake man was arrested after he butt dialed 911 inside a bar and dispatchers overheard him admitting he wasn’t OK to drive. The man was overheard by dispatchers talking with a group of other people stating he could not see straight and was not able to safely drive a car but was looking for his car keys so he could leave. Police located the bar around 3 AM and arrested the butt dialer for bail jumping. As a result of the butt dial, deputies also arrested another customer who for violating his parole and cited the bartender for serving customers after hours.

October 7th City of Beaver Dam
A man was arrested after police received a report of him being intoxicated and “howling like a wolf.”
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:25 am Comment On This Post

oct 13th 2017

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…the stripper from The Other Place in Fond du Lac who last week stopped to use the automated teller machine at the Walgreen’s next door to the strip club and left behind her container of pot brownies.

When confronted by police, the woman admitted the brownies were hers.


For possibly being too baked to remember her baked goods.

For apparently paying more attention to her cash than her stash.

For going to the cash machine for some green when there was already plenty of green in her baked goods.

We are proud to name the Fondy stripper who was fond of pot brownies...but not so fond that she didn't leave 'em at the Walgreen's this week's Rick and Len Show ...WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:27 am Comment On This Post

oct 12th 2017

(Recreation of what McDonald's culpirt may have looked like)

October 6th City of Fond du Lac
Police were called to the McDonalds on West Johnson. A white male in his 20's was reportedly walking around his car acting "strangely". According to the caller, all the man's car doors are open and his hood is up. The man also went into McDonalds and wrapped himself up in paper towels.

October 6th City of Fond du Lac
A Walgreens employee called police after an exotic dancer from a nearby strip club used the automatic teller machine and accidentally left behind her container of marijuana brownies.

September 25th City of Greenfield Two people were cited for theft after stealing a live lobster from Red Lobster and then posting about the incident on Facebook.

September 29th City of Waupaca
The Green Bay Police Department requested a check of the Waupaca Ramada Inn parking lot for a red Ford Focus with Illinois plates. They were looking for a husband who left his wife at Lambeau Field after an argument.

October 5th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman told police her 12-year-old daughter was chased by a clown at a bus stop and was afraid to go back. Officers went to the high school to see if any clowns got off a bus.

October 4th City of Beaver Dam
A man called police and reported that a child threw an acorn at the side of his house.

September 27th City of Waupaca Police received a report that someone on State Street tied a red balloon to the sewer.

September 29th Village of Germantown
The Germantown high school pom-pom coach reported that some of the plastic flamingos used in their fundraisers had gone missing from the school. Pictures were posted online of several Menomonee Falls High School students in possession of them earlier in the week. Officers spoke with several Germantown High School students who confirmed the flamingos had been returned the next night. According to the report, "No birds were harmed during their disappearance."

September 27th Village of Germantown Police
responded to the scene where a man was arguing with the manager at KFC after not receiving the mashed potatoes or coleslaw he paid for. KFC provided him with the food he paid for, and the man was warned for disorderly conduct.

September 28th Village of Germantown
A caller reported to police that two boys were spraying shaving cream on shopping carts at Pick 'n Save. The store manager requested the boys return and clean up all the shaving cream.

September 23rd City of Mequon
Police received a report of 52-year-old Chicago woman who was “walking around naked” while throwing trash on the ground and defecating on private property.

September 26th Village of Saukville
A woman told police they had been drinking vodka as they watched TV and then fell asleep. The man awoke at 3:30 a.m., she said, "just lost it" then began dumping water on her school papers and urinating on her stove.

October 1st City of Oak Creek
Police were called after a man and his wife got into an argument about a message on her Facebook account. The woman said her husband slapped her on the back of her head and then slapped the computer.

September 28th City of Greenfield
A male reported to police he was assaulted by a man who punched him in the face for not crossing the street fast enough.

October 4th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A resident called police and reported seeing two children walking on Eighth Street slap a bus when it was stopped.

October 6th City of Sheboygan A woman on Huron Avenue called seeking assistance because she believes she might have an insect in her ear.

September 28th City of Waupaca
Police received a report that two people in a parked blue Volkswagen Jetta are “getting it on” in the Kmart parking lot.

September 25th City of Manawa
A woman on Esther Drive called police and reported her house was toilet papered.

September 26th City of Manawa
A woman on Esther Drive called police and reported her house was toilet papered. She thanked the officers who watched her house last night, but said that after the officer left the kids returned and toilet papered her house again.

September 27th City of Manawa A woman on Esther Drive called police after receiving threats on her phone from a group of kids. The threatening text indicated the senders are going to harm her husband because she has been calling in complaints that they have toilet papered her house the last few nights.

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:30 am Comment On This Post

oct 11th 2017

Sunday, a married couple in Florida made a bet on the game. The wife; a Packer fan, bet her husband; a Cowboys fan, that Green bay would prevail. If she was right, he'd have to burn his Dallas jersey. If Jerry's kids won, she'd have to burn her green and gold. As you know, the Packers pulled it out with a late come from behind victory. So, the hubby went outside, took off his Cowpoke's jersey and set it ablaze. However, with it still burning, he changed his mind and PUT IT BACK ON...while it was still on fire! He was rushed the hospital and treated for 2nd and 3rd degree burns. 
This proves...the Cowboys have the stupidest fans in the NFL! With their safety in mind, here's the...


10. Razor blades should not be taken orally.

9. Avoid putting your testicles in a workshop vise.

8. Removing a fleck of debris from your eye should not be done with an X-acto knife.

7. Firecrackers are not suppositories. I repeat, firecrackers are not suppositories!

6. Never let a grizzly bear check your prostate.

5. Don't kiss a porn star’s cold sore.

4. An electric iron should not be used to remove the wrinkles from your ball sack.

3. Don't stick Red Hots in your pee hole.

2. Never bet against Aaron Rodgers down by 3 with 1:13 left.

1. Do not put on clothing that's more flaming than an episode of Rupual's Drag Race.

posted by: Rick and Len at 11:01 am Comment On This Post

oct 9th 2017

Aaron Rodgers can run a 4-minute mile in one minute and thirteen seconds.

Aaron Rodgers can do a 6-minute ab workout in one minute and thirteen seconds.

Aaron Rodgers can do a 10-minute oil change in one minute and thirteen seconds.

Aaron Rodgers can have 15-minutes of fame in one minute and thirteen seconds.

Aaron Rodgers can watch 60 Minutes in one minute and thirteen seconds.

Aaron Rodgers can process all the stimulants in a 5-hour energy drink in one minute and thirteen seconds.

Aaron Rodgers can take one day at a time in one minute and thirteen seconds.

Aaron Rodgers could have spent 30 days in the hole in one minute and thirteen seconds.

Aaron Rodgers could have won the Hundred Years War in one minute and thirteen seconds.

And Aaron Rodgers can crush the hopes of every Dallas player, fan and most importantly owner in one minute and thirteen seconds!!!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:29 am Comment On This Post

oct 6th 2017

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenies of the Week… 21-year-old Bailey Puttkemery and his 20-year-old girlfriend Emily Scott both of La Crosse who woke people in surrounding homes while having loud sex in his car early Monday morning.

When an officer arrived, he reportedly heard loud moaning emanating from a gold Pontiac Grand Am. The vehicle’s windows were “partially fogged” and it was “rocking back and forth.” The officer illuminated the car’s interior with his flashlight and confirmed that the couple was “naked and engaging in sexual intercourse."

The officer gave the couple about five minutes to get dressed while he stood with his back to the car but the couple just continued having sex. When the officer again ordered the couple to get dressed, Puttkemery reportedly kept going and yelled at him, “No. I’m trying to f**k!”

Puttkemery finally stepped out of the car, naked and accused the officer of “c-blocking” him and “giving him blue balls.” The officer again ordered Puttkemery to get dressed, to which the young man reportedly replied, “It’s just a penis. Nothing to be afraid of.”


For continuing to have sex with the police officer on the scene which really puts the cop in cop-ulation.

For accusing the officer of “c-blocking” him when if he doesn’t stop being such a jerk, "C-Block" is going to be his new address.

And for not realizing that the officer probably would have let them go with a warning if they hadn’t been so uncooperative. In other words, they might have gotten off if they weren’t so intent of getting off.

We proud to name Bailey Puttkemery and his girlfriend Emily Scott, both of La Crosse as this week's Rick and Len Show...WEENIES OF THE WEEK!
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:22 am Comment On This Post

oct 2nd 2017

September 22nd City of Green Bay
A motorcyclist on Lime Kiln Road was reportedly seen speeding and driving recklessly while wearing a large rabbit head for a helmet.

September 13th Village of Jackson
Police responded to a report of a 42-year-old man who is wandering around outside an apartment complex talking incoherently. The man, who may have been on crystal meth told police he had been walking around the courtyard of the apartment complex looking for a friend and calling out his name. The man said that because the friend's name is unusual, it was possible people thought he was looking for a parrot.

September 22nd Village of Jackson
A woman called police to report that a child playing outside accidentally threw a small rubber ball against the garage door belonging to another tenant. That person, a 56-year-old woman, came outside and started screaming at the children. When the caller intervened, the woman called her a “barren whore”.

September 24th Village of Jackson
A woman told police that someone had thrown chicken bones onto their driveway. The woman suspected the neighbors, with whom they have had issues with in the past. During an interrogation by police, the neighbor said they had been grilling chicken but denied being responsible for the littering their neighbor's driveway with the bones.

September 27th City of Green Bay
At approximately 3 PM, police received a report of a man in a white pick-up truck "doing inappropriate things to himself" while driving.

September 30th City of Plymouth
Police responded to a call placed from a residence on South Pleasant View Road where a woman's children had locked her in the bathroom.

September 17th City of Muskego
A 37-year-old man was cited for drunken driving, fourth offense, after he was reportedly doing “burnouts” with a golf cart.

September 25th Town of Richfield
A 65-year-old man was cited for disorderly conduct after a couple reported seeing the man performing yoga naked on a platform in the Historical Park. The sheriff's department used an unmanned aircraft system, equipped with a forward-looking infrared camera, and located the naked yoga practitioner just before 9 p.m.

September 13th Town of Saukville
Police tracked a thief who had fled from the grocery store and were able to recover his loot; ice cream bars, marshmallow dip and a Piggly Wiggly T-shirt from a swamp.

September 18th City of West Allis
About 7:30 PM, a man was seen breaking the front window of a women's clothing store, groping the breasts of a mannequin and then calmly walking away.

September 19th City of West Allis
Police were called after a man was seen peering into the front window of a laundromat while masturbating. (I beleive he was doing a load by hand)

September 18th City of Brookfield A woman called police because she believed a gang had taken over her neighborhood. The woman's belief was based on the fact that someone had slung a pair of sneakers over a telephone wire.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:37 am Comment On This Post

sep 29th 2017

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…Chicago Bears linebacker Danny Trevathan who last night intentionally and unnecessarily dropped his head, using his helmet as a missile and smashed into Packer Davante Adams’ facemask after the play was essentially over.

The hit left Davante motionless for several minutes before being carted off the field and transported to a local hospital.


For administering a hit as unnecessary as a trophy case in the headquarters of the Minnesota Vikings.

For delivering a blow as stomach churning as a Chipotle beef, bean and e-coli burrito.

For committing a shot so cheap, the shot actually consulted with Len to find a restaurant it could take its wife to for a free birthday dinner. That's how cheap it was!

We are proud to name Chicago Bears linebacker Danny “I'm not a dirty player so it wasn't a dirty hit” Trevathan as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!

posted by: Rick and Len at 10:31 am Comment On This Post

sep 27th 2017
Well, summer has come to an end and so has Len's Big Summer Bike Adventure. It's been a wonderful couple of months thanks to my pals at Tytlers Cycle of DePere. They've allowed me to try out such a wide variety of motorcycles, many of which in styles I would not have dreamed of riding, let alone liking so much.

Here's a rundown of the bikes I spent significant time on:

Ducati 939 Hypermotard
Indian Roadmaster
Ducati Multistrada
Ducati X-Diavel
Indian Scout
Indian Vintage
Indian Chieftan Dark Horse
BMW K1600-B

I went into this whole thing as a diehard V-Twin guy so my preferences were tilted toward the Indian models but as Michael and Red and the rest of the gang at Tytlers knew, all it would take was for me to get into the saddle of some other styles and I'd be hooked on them, too. It was  kind of like how a drug dealer works it...I got the first one free and they knew I'd be back for more!

That was certainly the case with the big BMWs. I was able to take a four-day spin around the state on the 1600GTL and I fell in love with the power, the nimble handing and the sophisticated electronics, especially the navigation system. I packed a ton of stuff for the trip but had plenty of room for more had I been traveling with a passenger. The newest BMW, the bagger model 1600-B has everything the GTL has except for the trunk. It still has plenty of storage, though, and it adds the super sleek look of a bagger. It rode so nice that it was easy to forget that there is 160 horsepower underneath that thing from the in-line six cylinder power plant. Often I had to temper myself because in a split second you're going way faster than it feels. What I'm saying is that you big V-Twin guys need to try the BMWs to experience a whole new world of comfort and performance. You're going to be surpised (I was) that the price point on these beauties is well below the cost of many big V-Twins with fewer features.

I had an absolute blast on every one of the bikes I was on and the experiences I had. That includes the opportunity to try to tame the four-mile track at Road America on a Ducati 939 Hypermotard. It was mometarily scary at times but mostly exhilerating to be able to take corners at much higher speeds than I've ever done before and to crank it up to a blur on the long straightaways. I've described myself as "old and in the way" on the track but I wouldn't trade that day for anything.

If I had to narrow the entire Big Summer Bike Adventure down to the motorcycle I enjoyed the most, the winner would be the Ducati X-Diavel. That rip-snorter with its 156 horsepower, 95 pounds of torque and the forward peg/wide handlebar look with Italian styling flair just tripped my trigger. It didn't hurt that the Tytler's bike magicians gave it a few custim touches, either. No bike I rode turned more heads or prompted more questions than the X-Diavel. It was just riding for the pure enjoyment of riding.

Well, that said, I encourage you to get into Tytlers Cycle and test ride some bikes. Get out of your comfort zone a little and I know you'll discover a  whole new something about your love of motorcycling. Tytlers has a bike for every kind of riding and every kind of rider...even the kind you didn't expect you'd end up loving.
My thanks to everyone at Tytlers involved in Len's Big Summer Bike Adventure. I had more fun on two wheels in two months than I'd had in four decades of riding.

posted by: Rick and Len at 12:00 pm Comment On This Post

sep 26th 2017

Monday, the Green Bay City Council's Protection and Welfare Committee discussed what some think is a growing rat problem. Here's our suggestions of....


Fit them with tiny, little saddles and let Mayor Schmidt ride them around city hall like he’s Roy Rogers of the Rodents.

Take advantage of their taste for raw meat by luring them into Alderman Guy Zima’s trousers and have him walk them into the bay like some kind of Pied Piper of Pantaloons.

Put them on shish-ka-bob sticks with bell peppers and onions then sell them for $18 a pound to foolhardy tailgating FIBs looking for a new delicacy before Thursday night’s game.

Scare them away by showing them something even creepier than they are… Larry’s McCarren’s pinky fingers (which are the only things in the city even more crooked than the mayor).

Train them to eat only brains then let them loose in the city council chamber to starve.

 Relocate them to Suamico where they can feast on dismembered Juggalo fingers.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:53 am Comment On This Post

sep 25th 2017

August 29th Village of Jackson
Police were called to an apartment building regarding tenants who were having a fight. The 53-year-old woman said that her husband became upset because she was going to serve her friends a bottle of wine. Her husband said that his wife had taken HIS bottle of vintage 2014 Cabernet which can ONLY BE PURCHASED at Costco. The husband said that it was HIS bottle and his wife had no right to it, so he took it away from her and locked himself in his bedroom. The wife tried to enter the bedroom and get the wine, but the husband blocked the door to prevent her entry.

September 11th City of Greenfield
A man reported to police that his neighbor has a voodoo doll in her driveway pointed at his house and it has a nail in the chest. Police spoke with the neighbor. She said she has the doll there to watch her neighbor because he videotapes her and reports back to her soon-to-be-ex-husband. She also says it’s therapy for her so she feels the neighbor doesn’t have control over her. She was not willing to take it down.

September 19th Village of Fox Crossing
A man notified police after a stray potbellied pig wandered up to him while he was mowing his parents' lawn. According to police, they've had no reports of anyone missing a potbellied pig in Fox Crossing.

September 19th City of Wisconsin Rapids
An employee at IGA Quality Foods call the police and reported a teenage boy eating whipped topping out of a can.

September 11th City of Antigo
A crossing guard called police and reported a rider on a "gold silver ninja crotch rocket" with no plates was revving his engine loudly behind a bus and had "whipped the bird" at the busload of children next to him. The following day, Police located the culprit. He told officers he had only been "flipping off" his friend that was on the bus next to him and not the entire busload of kids.

August 14th Village of Jackson
Police stopped a vehicle with two men in their 20s who said they were just "Driving around looking for “cool places to explore”. When an officer asked why the odor of marijuana was coming from the vehicle, the driver claimed that it was probably his new air marijuana scented freshener.

September 17th City of Wisconsin Rapids
A woman called police and reported a clown walking around and looking suspicious. The clown told an officer he was just trying to make people laugh. 

September 15th City of Antigo
Officers went to a residence in an attempt to arrest a female subject with an open warrant. The woman was not at the residence. However, while searching for her, officers found a male subject with an open warrant...hiding under a big pile of pillows.

September 23rd City of Plymouth
A caller from Wild Shots Pub complained to police that someone from a neighboring apartment building keeps leaving a freezer full of rotten food in front of the bar.

August 23rd Village of Jackson
An intoxicated 71-year-old man called the police station to report that, an hour earlier, his cigarette set off the smoke alarm and it was still sounding. The fire department was dispatched and discovered that what the man was hearing was the characteristic “chirp” indicating the smoke alarm battery was low.
posted by: Rick and Len at 10:34 am Comment On This Post

sep 22nd 2017

We are proud to name as this week’s Rick and Len Show Weenie of the Week…a man who goes by the name Naughty Chimpy who was cited for NOT stealing bananas from a West Milwaukee Wal-Mart this week. Police responded to reports of a man in a diaper and gorilla mask bothering customers and humping their carts inside the Wal-Mart. When asked to leave by management, Naughty Chimpy reportedly grabbed bananas off a display and headed for the exit, eventually running from the store as though he had stolen them.

However, police eventually determined that Naughty Chimpy had paid for the bananas ahead of time and believe his furtive movements and fleeing were designed to fool them into thinking he was stealing the bananas which lead to Naughty Chimpy being cited for obstruction.

However, according to a friend of Naughty Chimpy, he's not bad, rather, "Naughty Chimpy just misunderstood".


For not realizing he should have eaten the bananas and tossed the peels on the ground if he was serious about giving the police the slip.

For putting the folks behind the website "People of" in the position of having to consider changing their name to the "PRIMATES of".

For wearing a diaper...when it would have been a way better story if, like any good "naughty" monkey he'd have been flinging poo at fellow Wal-Mart shoppers.

We are proud to name the gorilla mask and diaper wearing, alleged cart humper and banana theft faker “Naughty Chimpy” as this week’s Rick and Len Show…WEENIE OF THE WEEK!
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